Trump Thinks He Looks Like Elvis, Taylor Swift Makes History & LA Hit by Biblical Amount of Rain

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2024
  • California has been getting hit by a Biblical amount of rain, today is National Weatherperson’s Day, Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow, Taylor Swift was the big winner at the Grammys, the ladies on “The Bachelor” took part in a talent show, the FBI might have missed a thing or two during their search of Mar-a-Lago, a republican pollster posted a tweet that used A.I. to make it seem like Black people were knocking on doors for Trump, Donny thinks he looks like Elvis, and we take to Hollywood Blvd for a new Trump VP Edition of Lie Witness News.
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  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 месяца назад +1189

    Trump and Elvis should not be in the same sentence

    • @JohnDoe-vy5hh
      @JohnDoe-vy5hh 3 месяца назад +29

      Ya, no kidding.

    • @marcy3098
      @marcy3098 3 месяца назад +48

      Smelvis?

    • @TravisMcGee151
      @TravisMcGee151 3 месяца назад +32

      A.I. Another indictment. lol.

    • @samsepiol05590
      @samsepiol05590 3 месяца назад +1

      Trump can only attach himself to public figures who aren’t here to defend themselves.

    • @jerekorsumaki437
      @jerekorsumaki437 3 месяца назад +29

      Expect as references for bloated corpses on the toilet

  • @margaretnicol3423
    @margaretnicol3423 3 месяца назад +902

    Poor Elvis doesn't deserve that. At least he didn't avoid the draft.

    • @cocaine_hookers
      @cocaine_hookers 3 месяца назад +2

      Elvis tried to his manager said no and forced him to join for PR reasons. You need books

    • @DaleHartley
      @DaleHartley 3 месяца назад +31

      @@cocaine_hookers you make an irrelevant point bud... Whether he wanted to or not... HE DID NOT DO IT. Trumpy did.

    • @JamboniUk
      @JamboniUk 3 месяца назад

      So what?
      Biden is impersonating a president, but he is far from being one.

    • @TheDulcifer
      @TheDulcifer 3 месяца назад +26

      @@cocaine_hookers
      Boy do you have it all wrong!
      The colonel tried to get Elvis into the Entertainment Section, and was successful, but Elvis turned it down.
      Elvis wanted to be regular army, and work along with the ordinary guys.
      He did not try at all to get out of the draft, and his only worry was that his fans would forget him.
      Other than that he was down and dirty with all the grunts, and held his own like any other soldier.
      I don't know where you are getting your information but it is 100% wrong.
      I grew up with Elvis and his music in real time, and sometimes I am shocked at the lies and slander that people today say about Elvis.

    • @paulorganisation1
      @paulorganisation1 3 месяца назад +1

      To be fair, trump looked like elvis when he was younger 😂😂.. lets be honest.

  • @karenharper8202
    @karenharper8202 3 месяца назад +152

    Elvis never looked like "a sweet potato with a matted squirrel " on top.

    • @lesliebrewer2272
      @lesliebrewer2272 3 месяца назад +2

      Haaaaaaa

    • @robynjeucken3391
      @robynjeucken3391 3 месяца назад +2

      LOL😂

    • @Easy_Going__
      @Easy_Going__ 3 месяца назад +2

      At least he’s not a dementia patient who falls up stairs, shakes invisible hands, can’t string a coherent sentence together, and loves his dish of ice cream before nanny tucks him in bed at night 😂

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 3 месяца назад

      @@Easy_Going__ Are you sure? Do you close your eyes and plug your ears when Trump speaks? Seeing that you constructed that complete sentence gives me hope that all Trump cultists are not hopelessly lost. Watch the Jan. 6th hearings. Watch something besides Newsmax. Don't be afraid to face alternative viewpoints. This won't be about Democrat or Republican. This next election is about maintaining Democracy. You can't maintain democracy when you give a free pass to a traitor and insurrectionist.

    • @KristinFord-gd1pk
      @KristinFord-gd1pk 3 месяца назад +1

      is that what that is???
      🤔...🫣...i can't look at it any longer...staring too long into the abyss and all that...😵‍💫...😉😋

  • @roberto1697
    @roberto1697 3 месяца назад +167

    "my son had eaten nothing but candy, so I said hey, do you want pizza?" - that is the. most. American. sentence. ever.

  • @sawahtb
    @sawahtb 3 месяца назад +2800

    Elvis wasn't a traitor and didn't dodge the draft.

    • @jeffreyellsworth1493
      @jeffreyellsworth1493 3 месяца назад +196

      So true...and Elvis had respect, which that's another thing Donald Trump lacks.

    • @gkarenko9593
      @gkarenko9593 3 месяца назад +161

      And talent. Elvis had that.

    • @jwn741
      @jwn741 3 месяца назад +138

      3x. He received the bone spur pass, 3 times. While spending his summers "working" at a tennis club.

    • @chelseaclerke3582
      @chelseaclerke3582 3 месяца назад +117

      ​@@jwn741I thought it was once I didn't know it was 3 times, wow. Every single American veteran and service member needs to know that.

    • @jwn741
      @jwn741 3 месяца назад +68

      @@chelseaclerke3582 sadly, it was a pretty common thing for silver spooners. it certainly wasn't unique to him.

  • @zmaxx21
    @zmaxx21 3 месяца назад +291

    Elvis didn’t go bankrupt six time or inherit his daddy’s money.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 3 месяца назад +5

      He did other bad things.. and did try to get out of the draft.. so, .. research.

    • @ireneg9742
      @ireneg9742 3 месяца назад

      Yes,he did.

    • @Arasteele
      @Arasteele 3 месяца назад +15

      @@morbidmanmusic -- That's a flat-out lie, and easily googled. Elvis readily answered the call to serve, it's in every official accounting of his life including the biography. So.. yeah, "research"

    • @sharonharris9782
      @sharonharris9782 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@ireneg9742no he didn't

    • @biglongcadillac
      @biglongcadillac 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@ireneg9742 no, he didn't

  • @buckiesmalls
    @buckiesmalls 3 месяца назад +56

    drump is angling to use the "that wasn't me. that was AI."
    He is so transparent.

  • @solarczyk49
    @solarczyk49 3 месяца назад +109

    Elvis is "rolling in his grave" Trump went 100% too far in his assessment of himself!!! As a Presley fan, I PROTEST!!!

    • @ankhpom9296
      @ankhpom9296 3 месяца назад +4

      Trump will resemble Elvis if you dig him up.

    • @Trekmaster47
      @Trekmaster47 2 месяца назад +1

      What's with the "rolling"? Is "turning over" not sufficient anymore?

    • @JoyceMoore-li8zm
      @JoyceMoore-li8zm 2 месяца назад +1

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @KristinFord-gd1pk
      @KristinFord-gd1pk Месяц назад +1

      As well you should...🤭...
      ❤️+💙=💜 😉

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 3 месяца назад +934

    ‘Trump 2024’ is not a political slogan. It’s an expiration date.

    • @lennardcovarrubias5950
      @lennardcovarrubias5950 3 месяца назад +15

      Twelve feet six feet for insurance ..RIP..

    • @Charlie-lh8bv
      @Charlie-lh8bv 3 месяца назад +2

      You're on a watch list now

    • @cocaine_hookers
      @cocaine_hookers 3 месяца назад +4

      Go wake your wife’s bf up remind him again how much you hate Trump

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 3 месяца назад +12

      Thank God! Hope is on the horizon 🎉

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Charlie-lh8bv😂😂😂

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 месяца назад +1274

    We all like to have fun calling Donnie names and mocking his behavior... but Joe really captured Donnie's essence with "sick f***"...

    • @TrumpGoByeBye
      @TrumpGoByeBye 3 месяца назад +74

      You should hear what WE call him 😂😂😂😂

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 3 месяца назад +36

      PAB works, too.

    • @Minifiguresandstuff
      @Minifiguresandstuff 3 месяца назад +72

      I agree 100%. Jimmy does come up with good nicknames tho. I especially like Klan Mom (AKA Marjorie Taylor Green).

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 3 месяца назад +41

      No better words to describe Frump

    • @susantunbridge4612
      @susantunbridge4612 3 месяца назад +29

      I love how succinct Americans are with their insults.

  • @randc214
    @randc214 3 месяца назад +32

    The guy on the street comes up with b.s. so quick he should consider politics!😂

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 2 месяца назад +1

      Perfect for trump

    • @randc214
      @randc214 2 месяца назад +2

      @@ksc743 😂😂IKR?

  • @woopimagpie
    @woopimagpie 3 месяца назад +20

    "Yellvis". The hits just keep on coming. Whoever is coming up with all these hilarious names should be paid more.

  • @user-lc4qe4gr7k
    @user-lc4qe4gr7k 3 месяца назад +132

    Comparing himself to ELVIS ?? That's criteria for another indictment.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 3 месяца назад +594

    A witch hunt is when Donald Trump is searching for a new lawyer.

    • @Minifiguresandstuff
      @Minifiguresandstuff 3 месяца назад +23

      I like that. I agree that Alina Habba is the wicked witch of New York City.

    • @kikigirlkauai
      @kikigirlkauai 3 месяца назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @kikigirlkauai
      @kikigirlkauai 3 месяца назад +12

      Trumps giving witches a bad name

    • @vaughn257
      @vaughn257 3 месяца назад +8

      haha I like that.

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Minifiguresandstuffshe's from Jersey, so maybe the Wicked Witch of Hoboken

  • @romeodelossantos7669
    @romeodelossantos7669 3 месяца назад +33

    I can imagine Elvis singing Return to sender 😂😂

    • @user-qf7ud5de9h
      @user-qf7ud5de9h 2 месяца назад

      don't step on my blue shade oxfords

    • @astoerbrauck
      @astoerbrauck Месяц назад

      Jailhouse Rock suits better😂

  • @missshroom5512
    @missshroom5512 3 месяца назад +16

    My older brother was a Captain in the Airforce. He had a bachelor degree in Physics and got his Masters in Meteorology lol
    RIP Captain Nicklas🥰

  • @JaiCool-zg5dn
    @JaiCool-zg5dn 3 месяца назад +323

    Too funny, Jimmy! Jimmy says Trump thinks AI stands for Another Indictment. Love it! LOL!!!!

    • @michaelgillespie1206
      @michaelgillespie1206 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, but you can tell from the way Trump says "it's A.I." he doesn't know that A.I. stands for artificial intelligence, cause he just ain't got none, real or artificial. He only has fake intelligence.

    • @matthewconrad2908
      @matthewconrad2908 20 дней назад

      Rather than NI (No intelligence)Trump's declassified special agency

  • @kendallpeters6451
    @kendallpeters6451 3 месяца назад +163

    Jimmy’s really good at getting under trumps skin. Keep it up, Jim. 👍👍😂😂😂

    • @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN
      @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN 3 месяца назад +2

      Trump doesn't even think about him. It's funny how all u people let him live in your heads rent-free, though.

    • @suzanneplouffe4211
      @suzanneplouffe4211 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@ShEDDiNgmYSkiNBing bing bong bong 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

    • @msaintpc
      @msaintpc 3 месяца назад

      @@ShEDDiNgmYSkiN Being that you're also on here talking about Trump then he must be as imbedded in your head as he is in everybody else's. Remember that since 2015 he has totally dominated the media and has sucked all the air out of everything else to a point that he's all anybody ever gets to see and hear about anymore.

    • @Nick-fg4dq
      @Nick-fg4dq 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ShEDDiNgmYSkiN trump sure does think about him,he keeps tweeting about him

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ShEDDiNgmYSkiN Darling, you let him OWN your head rent free. When you call in that debt, you can be sure to get what all his lawyers and investors are getting. Screwed.

  • @Rob-Raz
    @Rob-Raz 3 месяца назад +18

    Don’t worry, in the event of an emergency. The Kardashians double as flotation devices. 😂 1:06

  • @J.T.Gillis
    @J.T.Gillis 3 месяца назад +40

    Jimmy Kimmel you’re the BEST!! Thank you for all the laughs!! ♥️♥️♥️

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 3 месяца назад +3

      Kimmel never fails to deliver.

  • @KayMJay
    @KayMJay 3 месяца назад +208

    I'm like 99.8% sure the grey sweatshirt guy was George Santos 😂😂

    • @keithgriffiths9864
      @keithgriffiths9864 3 месяца назад +15

      That's the only possible explanation 😂

    • @sageof346paths3
      @sageof346paths3 3 месяца назад +7

      Or it's his relative 😂

    • @ReadABookAndLearn
      @ReadABookAndLearn 3 месяца назад +16

      It’s remarkable to me that pathological liars actually exist. To lie about trivial matters that are easily disproven in such an obvious and recognizable way, for no reason whatsoever, is the sign of a malfunctioning brain.

    • @mrwilson7617
      @mrwilson7617 3 месяца назад +5

      @@ReadABookAndLearn Dude, the guy was playing along. Sheeeeeesh........

    • @PDR1285
      @PDR1285 3 месяца назад +1

      But of course it was George Santos...who else would it be?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leovlogslife
    @leovlogslife 3 месяца назад +77

    As a neutral observer of US politics, I gotta say that Trump never fails to bring the laughs for the rest of the world

    • @evelyn7881
      @evelyn7881 3 месяца назад

      So embarrassing. We had Kennedy. Obama. NOW this😮

  • @BollywoodBonanzaB
    @BollywoodBonanzaB 3 месяца назад +25

    This guy in the interview! "Actually yeah I already knew last night what you said just happened just a second ago." What a BSer! 😂

  • @matthewdolman
    @matthewdolman 3 месяца назад +20

    Lie witness news is easily the best segment, I wish they would have it more.

  • @rationallion9438
    @rationallion9438 3 месяца назад +540

    Voting for the guy who doesn't have 91 federal charges against him...

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 3 месяца назад +1

      Trump was found guilty of sexually assaulting Jean Carroll by a jury of American citizens. I'm voting for Biden because a convicted sexual abuser must not be our next president.

    • @philjames6206
      @philjames6206 3 месяца назад +21

      In 20 years, people will still be laughing at the kid-glove treatment Trump is receiving.

    • @woods436
      @woods436 3 месяца назад

      Remember when they told you that you shouldn't vote for Hilary because she MIGHT get indicted? The orange one has 91 and the GOP have their fingers in their ears going full "la la i cant hear you"

    • @CoolhandLukeSkywalkr
      @CoolhandLukeSkywalkr 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes, you're voting for the guy who's down in every single swing state. 😂

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 3 месяца назад +10

      @@CoolhandLukeSkywalkr TROLL AND TRAITOR!! SO WHAT? TROLL AND TRAITOR! BETTER THAN VOTING FOR A TRAITOR!!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 3 месяца назад +337

    Thank you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and everyone who makes this show happen! 💙 💙 💙

    • @KtotheL
      @KtotheL 3 месяца назад

      MORE guillermo LESS kimmel.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 3 месяца назад +2

      I love the show !

  • @ginnymeljac2300
    @ginnymeljac2300 3 месяца назад +9

    Eric banging on the door from the inside! 😂😂😂

  • @yippieyayey
    @yippieyayey 3 месяца назад +10

    The truck killed me 10 times in a row. The timing is perfect.😂

    • @johnmcevoy3598
      @johnmcevoy3598 3 месяца назад

      She makes Wile E. Coyote look like a real coyote (they get hit all the time, and it never ends well, poor things).

  • @Blackman19498
    @Blackman19498 3 месяца назад +212

    And people are seriously considering voting for trump again for president !! This has to be some kinda of nightmare 😮

    • @yasuke1280
      @yasuke1280 3 месяца назад +1

      It’d be my first time and I’ll pick trump over Biden. Facts > feelings

    • @traitorsamongus2417
      @traitorsamongus2417 3 месяца назад +9

      Get real troll. Facebook does not deal in facts

    • @ceciliadanielsson9530
      @ceciliadanielsson9530 3 месяца назад +1

      The twilight zone!

    • @carolannpacificadam1944
      @carolannpacificadam1944 3 месяца назад

      Facebook psychos
      To much crap on Aol and Facebook

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@yasuke1280best part of that is that the whole Trump campaign is based entirely on feelings.
      But,lol, you do you buddy!

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 3 месяца назад +586

    Remember, Donnie’s minions are squandering their social security checks and insulin money to pay for Alina’s brilliant legal mind.

    • @anniebland6450
      @anniebland6450 3 месяца назад +41

      ... and the spend the rest on his merch... and whine about the economy

    • @sincityRNL
      @sincityRNL 3 месяца назад +30

      ​@anniebland6450 and that includes $45 for a tiny part of dirty Don's mugshot picture.....I swear Trumpers are so gullible 😂

    • @princegroove
      @princegroove 3 месяца назад +26

      And Melania’s stylist. 😂

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 3 месяца назад +9

      @@sincityRNL. 😂 and STUPID

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 3 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂

  • @flapjack413
    @flapjack413 3 месяца назад +8

    Leave it to Jimmy to use a clip from the LA River with graffiti that reads "BEVIS + BUTTHOLE" lol.

  • @jenniferneedham5514
    @jenniferneedham5514 3 месяца назад +9

    That poor news lady! 🤣 You got me again!!!

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 3 месяца назад +919

    Trump told his doctor,: ‘Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?’ The doctor replied: "I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.

    • @chelseaclerke3582
      @chelseaclerke3582 3 месяца назад

      Except Trump is such a malignant narcissist he probably does see Elvis at 25 when he looks in the mirror.

    • @randy7003
      @randy7003 3 месяца назад +33

      😂😂😂😂 👍! Perfect!

    • @darrenbealeofficial
      @darrenbealeofficial 3 месяца назад +23

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @peternord8440
      @peternord8440 3 месяца назад +20

      A ray oy sunshine in the darkness .Now that's funny Leanne .

    • @Mojosfire
      @Mojosfire 3 месяца назад +16

      Lmao! Love it!

  • @RockFan89
    @RockFan89 3 месяца назад +60

    Goodness. ABC please cancel The Bachelor. Beyond time to move on

  • @trishhobbsphillips3478
    @trishhobbsphillips3478 3 месяца назад +7

    My SON is majoring in METEOROLOGY at Virginia Tech! He is graduating this May! 😂

  • @casard5235
    @casard5235 3 месяца назад +10

    Tripping up trump's A. I. was hilarious😅

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 3 месяца назад

      "Another Indictment" 😆🤣🤣

  • @ivomusician
    @ivomusician 3 месяца назад +122

    For a European - the segment at the end is quite frightening!!
    Best wishes and don't forget to always vote blue!!💙💙

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 3 месяца назад +9

      I'm never quite sure with Kimmel whether it's a set-up or for real. Sincerely hope this one was the former. If it wasn't, I'll start to get even more worried.

    • @SuzzieMarie0130
      @SuzzieMarie0130 3 месяца назад

      I’m thinking that was a set up

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 3 месяца назад

      When is voting blue supposed to take effect? Every four years people tell me vote blue and I voted blue. As a matter of fact, team blue had the oval office and the house and the senate a couple years and not a goddamn thing changed. So please explain to me what voting blue is supposed to do and when it will happen. Thank you

  • @nancywilliams3265
    @nancywilliams3265 3 месяца назад +206

    Jimmy killed it tonight. Elvis, disgraceland! I fell out.

    • @Arasteele
      @Arasteele 3 месяца назад +4

      I thought Mar-a-Lardo and Donny's golf motel were pretty funny, but Disgraceland after the Elvis thing is just pure sweetness.

    • @mrhoneystinger3676
      @mrhoneystinger3676 3 месяца назад

      Most democrats aren't pedophiles, but that didn't stop them for voting for one.

    • @DJ-rx5lz
      @DJ-rx5lz 3 месяца назад +1

      Yellvis was the best one and Disgraceland--so damn funny

    • @johnmcevoy3598
      @johnmcevoy3598 3 месяца назад

      and he buried it!

    • @johnmcevoy3598
      @johnmcevoy3598 3 месяца назад

      @@DJ-rx5lz Smellvis 💩🪰🪰🪰

  • @judykathrine2485
    @judykathrine2485 3 месяца назад +8

    A little rain? Seriously?
    LOL
    They should live in CANADA!
    LOVE YOU VERY MUCH JIMMY KIMMEL!!!! 🇨🇦 ♥️

  • @andrewgorsuch7959
    @andrewgorsuch7959 3 месяца назад +3

    Jimmy, you're the modern Johnny Carson. Always entertaining! Thanks!
    -Gorsuch

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 3 месяца назад +168

    I think my cat looks more like Elvis than Donald does.😂

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 3 месяца назад +2

      Trump's mousy mouth in upside down. Elvis, has luscious lips. It totally grosses me out that he even thinks he looks like Elvis!

    • @crystalkauffman3322
      @crystalkauffman3322 3 месяца назад +3

      I'm sure your cat is much more attractive than Trump!

  • @megan893
    @megan893 3 месяца назад +86

    LMAO, that Lie Witness News was out of control!! 🤣

  • @exdoode
    @exdoode 3 месяца назад +6

    That guy's pants must have been on fire 😂😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @echospaw899
    @echospaw899 3 месяца назад +8

    There's no f'ing way that last guy was for real(?!). Please tell me we don't really have people like this in our country? LOL

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc 3 месяца назад +2

      We have people like everyone in our country.

  • @jaredpgrigg
    @jaredpgrigg 3 месяца назад +212

    When the only thing you have in common with elvis is a broke hotel

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад +17

      Don't forget Jailhouse Rock!

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 3 месяца назад +10

      And the obesity

    • @KristinFord-gd1pk
      @KristinFord-gd1pk 3 месяца назад +3

      💔...Heart breaking ain't it...🤨...😄😆🩵💜

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Omni0404 Also both ''Like Them Young''

    • @BollywoodBonanzaB
      @BollywoodBonanzaB 3 месяца назад

      Oh nice!!!

  • @sararaven
    @sararaven 3 месяца назад +88

    Can you get the guy you interviewed on Lie Witness News a job, his improv skills are amazing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jlt131
      @jlt131 3 месяца назад +3

      he's so ridiculous. "thank you for your honesty"... lol.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 3 месяца назад +1

      I could never tell if this was staged or not haha 🤣🤣

  • @wombattakat
    @wombattakat 3 месяца назад +4

    “This just happened”
    “Yeah I heard it at a fancy restaurant in Oxnard”

  • @godzilla0974
    @godzilla0974 3 месяца назад +3

    The car running over the reporter actually scared me. IT LOOKED REAL. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisrobin268
    @chrisrobin268 3 месяца назад +91

    AI = Another Indictment. Love it!

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 3 месяца назад +1330

    Elvis was the king, figuratively speaking. Trump thinks he is a king, literally speaking.

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 3 месяца назад +49

      Trumps throne is a golden toilet

    • @sincityRNL
      @sincityRNL 3 месяца назад +52

      Trump is the burger king ,if anything 😂

    • @77Creation
      @77Creation 3 месяца назад +9

      The first part is definitely debatable.

    • @tvil8
      @tvil8 3 месяца назад +17

      Taylor is king now

    • @reginaldthomas690
      @reginaldthomas690 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@sincityRNL😂 facts

  • @duket.8598
    @duket.8598 3 месяца назад +5

    8:08 - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!! Another Indictment 😂🏆

  • @tapests
    @tapests 3 месяца назад +12

    Jimmy: Have youve ever met a college kid who's major is "the weather"
    Me: We call it "Atmospheric Sciences", thank you very much!

  • @Sapphire-Sky
    @Sapphire-Sky 3 месяца назад +82

    We were at Moe's Tavern when Homer told us that Trump picked Herschel Walker
    as his VP! 😂🤣😂

    • @r.h.8284
      @r.h.8284 3 месяца назад +9

      Maybe George Santos would be the better choice as VP!

    • @dorisporis8
      @dorisporis8 3 месяца назад +1

      !!!!!!!!

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 3 месяца назад +3

      Santos would be perfect, but I think that DeSantis dropped out, backed Trump for a reason… DuhSantis wants that VP job. I think another option might be Abbott from Texas. 😂

    • @fionaforbes6100
      @fionaforbes6100 3 месяца назад +3

      Omg, too funny 😂😂😂

    • @johnmcevoy3598
      @johnmcevoy3598 3 месяца назад

      Wolfman or Dracula for SoS?

  • @Minifiguresandstuff
    @Minifiguresandstuff 3 месяца назад +109

    “It’s like Willy Wonka, but instead of chocolate, we have filth” - Jimmy Kimmel

  • @pemdechen6300
    @pemdechen6300 3 месяца назад +2

    Nice work Jimmy and writers!

  • @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide
    @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide 3 месяца назад +4

    Oh no! You killed the weather girl.... TWICE!

  • @johnl9135
    @johnl9135 3 месяца назад +63

    That last guy remember me of George Santoast. LOL he lies just like him. 🤣😂😅

    • @GaiaCarney
      @GaiaCarney 3 месяца назад +2

      Unreal shamelessness 🤥🙄🤡

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 3 месяца назад

      He didn't scam nobody though

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 3 месяца назад +320

    Considering that Trump is physically incapable of running, it's more of a Sitting Mate.

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 3 месяца назад +3

      On his lap 🤢

    • @asraarradon4115
      @asraarradon4115 3 месяца назад +1

      @@SugarandSarcasm Can you be related to your VP pick?

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 3 месяца назад

      @@asraarradon4115 I doubt it. Conflict of interest I would think

    • @Constant_Instant_Distant
      @Constant_Instant_Distant 3 месяца назад +1

      Sounds about right 😂

    • @Paulazann731x
      @Paulazann731x 3 месяца назад

      @SpaceForceCommander Trump never lost he is still the legal President & Commander,Biden was removed and replaced over four years ago,& just so you know Elvis JFK DJT & Julian Assange are all cousins,the connection is William Wallace Lincoln.
      Elvis JFK & Julian Assange are altogether,they will emerge when it’s safe to do so.

  • @mkunes2502
    @mkunes2502 3 месяца назад +3

    The half and half photo with John wayne Gacy is spot on.

  • @mandyware7906
    @mandyware7906 3 месяца назад +2

    thanks for the fun Jimmy

  • @robroaring7175
    @robroaring7175 3 месяца назад +139

    Did you really say “Gobblers Knob”, and not laugh when you said it???? Is that really a town?? Holy shite….in Australia and the UK, we’d piss ourselves laughing with that. Awesome!!! 😂😂

    • @Spacebanana-im5qt
      @Spacebanana-im5qt 3 месяца назад +25

      Yes it's a real place in Pennsylvania. It sounds like a video title on Pornhub! 😁 Hello all down under from America! 🇺🇸

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 3 месяца назад +27

      It's not the name of the town - that's Punxsutawney. It's the name of the hill Phil lives on. Still made me chuckle pretty good though because we used to call people knobgobblers in high school (early 90s) and I never knew why or where it came from. Doubtful it's correlated to this, but who knows.

    • @robroaring7175
      @robroaring7175 3 месяца назад +8

      @Spacebanana-im5qt Hello friend! Yep, I stopped the vid, rewound, listened again and was, "Are you kidding!??". 😆 So good! I'm just surprised Kimmel said it with such a straight face! 😆
      Greetings from Tasmania, Australia!

    • @jarrodmelson7802
      @jarrodmelson7802 3 месяца назад +5

      We do too.

    • @robroaring7175
      @robroaring7175 3 месяца назад +7

      @johnnyhunter Yup, definitely an Aussie slang term. If we don't like someone, we say "Old mates a bit of a knob"... thus, over the years, it morphed into "Knob Gobbler".. Maybe someone who is a resident of this particular hill is referred to a "Knob Gobbler"!?? 😆 🤣 Slim chance, but hilarious just the same.
      Greetings to the USA from your friends in Tasmania, Australia!

  • @countsd1
    @countsd1 3 месяца назад +11

    It's nice to see George Santo's reentering society so smoothly.

  • @wileycoyotesr8623
    @wileycoyotesr8623 3 месяца назад +4

    Awesome as always. Just heard Trump has asked Taylor Swift to be his running mate. She replied, we are never ever getting together.

  • @kylel4799
    @kylel4799 3 месяца назад +62

    The most effective way to reward a narcissist is to recognize they exist. Stop pleasing them.

    • @saturday1066
      @saturday1066 3 месяца назад +2

      you're confusing trump with the american people.
      shielding americans from trump's insanity isn't helpful.
      you shouldn't care whether trump is happy (or sated). it's weird that you do.

  • @backyardadvocate9377
    @backyardadvocate9377 3 месяца назад +156

    DT kinda talks to his voters as if they’re four years-old. How do they not get this bad actor.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад +11

      They understand him.😂😂

    • @oliviasimonich2386
      @oliviasimonich2386 3 месяца назад +16

      He speaks at their level.

    • @BHAKTIBROPHY
      @BHAKTIBROPHY 3 месяца назад +10

      Oh, come 'on! Give the four year olds a *little more credit!* 'More like two year olds.

    • @Dianne-qv5mx
      @Dianne-qv5mx 3 месяца назад +7

      It is because has not progressed from being 4 years old.

    • @ConradNeill
      @ConradNeill 3 месяца назад +4

      He knows who his audience is.

  • @AW-vi3df
    @AW-vi3df 3 месяца назад +5

    8:12 AI, another indictment. Brilliant.❤

  • @samfedor2194
    @samfedor2194 3 месяца назад +4

    The guy at the end is the new George Santos

  • @1craley878
    @1craley878 3 месяца назад +84

    The scene where the lady got ran over the first time really startled me at first, it happened so fast and it looked well done. I knew it was fake but still made me jump at first. lol

    • @erikfinkel2717
      @erikfinkel2717 3 месяца назад +12

      LOL SAME!!!

    • @kikigirlkauai
      @kikigirlkauai 3 месяца назад +4

      Me too. I didn’t think it was funny the second time though

    • @rpdx3
      @rpdx3 3 месяца назад +10

      It was even funnier the second time 😂

    • @8ofwands300
      @8ofwands300 3 месяца назад +2

      " got run over". ( Grammar patrol! 😉)

    • @1craley878
      @1craley878 3 месяца назад +2

      @@kikigirlkauai same, I was a little more prepared the second time but I still got a laugh about it.

  • @rosemarienarcisse4756
    @rosemarienarcisse4756 3 месяца назад +68

    We Love you Jimmy Kimmel. Thank you 🙏🏽 👌🏽❤️🤭👏🏽🤣

  • @theresam.1886
    @theresam.1886 3 месяца назад +3

    “Orange and juice” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DennisTheInternationalMenace
    @DennisTheInternationalMenace 3 месяца назад +4

    OMG They killed her AGAIN! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @muskylemon2310
    @muskylemon2310 3 месяца назад +47

    Man, pathological liars are wild.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 3 месяца назад +4

      And they can vote too.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад +6

      @@8arrows And run for president too, apparently.

    • @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN
      @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN 3 месяца назад

      That's funny cause Jimmy is one.

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic 3 месяца назад +113

    There's a good chance that Stinky may die on the throne, the same way Elvis did.

    • @TheresaLyonhart
      @TheresaLyonhart 3 месяца назад +6

      Can’t believe you said that. I swear to God, I was just thinking about that two or three nights ago.

    • @ConradNeill
      @ConradNeill 3 месяца назад +2

      @@TheresaLyonhart It's a dream many of us have. You are not alone.

    • @Democracy-tj5dl
      @Democracy-tj5dl 3 месяца назад +2

      Throne meaning on the toilet, I HOPE.

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 3 месяца назад

      Stinky. Cute. Why, almost as cute as the insults Trump himself throws around. Congrats, I guess, if that was your goal.

    • @CL-lo4wd
      @CL-lo4wd 3 месяца назад

      If only… can’t happen soon enough…

  • @owie4070
    @owie4070 3 месяца назад +2

    12:30
    "What were you eating?"
    "Man"

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 3 месяца назад +2

    Thanks for your on spot humorous honesty again!

  • @michaelbonanno7476
    @michaelbonanno7476 3 месяца назад +46

    Yeah the Trumpmanian Devil looks like Bevis and Butthead combined.

  • @tommyaudio
    @tommyaudio 3 месяца назад +47

    watching people lie nervously over and over is epic. this guy's girlfriend better check his phone lol

  • @K.J-LaMon
    @K.J-LaMon 3 месяца назад +1

    @LouWilson you changed your hair. I watch Jimmy Kimmel to hear the five seconds of you introducing the show. You're the best! Hoot Growl Hoot Growl Hoot Growl.😂😂😂

  • @ernesto5740
    @ernesto5740 3 месяца назад +1

    The last guy was George Santos son !!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheresaLyonhart
    @TheresaLyonhart 3 месяца назад +15

    “Donnie thinks that AI means Another Indictment.” 😂🤣

  • @cedricchitman8160
    @cedricchitman8160 3 месяца назад +198

    I can't believe Elvis fans aren't getting mad about Trump thinks he looks like Elvis

    • @jeffreyellsworth1493
      @jeffreyellsworth1493 3 месяца назад +47

      I am an Elvis fan and you are right I am absolutely furious...putting an insurrectionist's face onto a warm-hearted, god loving, generous, sweet, humble veteran... King of RocknRoll... is absolutely gut turning... God bless Elvis Presley... Lock up Donald Trump!!! 20-24 years in prison!!!

    • @anniebland6450
      @anniebland6450 3 месяца назад +24

      Ohhh... they are... Well, at lease the normal ones 'are'...

    • @charleswettish8701
      @charleswettish8701 3 месяца назад +25

      I'm *not* an Elvis fan and I'm angry Trump said that.

    • @janejones8672
      @janejones8672 3 месяца назад +3

      I'm mad, not really 😂😂😂 No comparison whatsoever

    • @Arasteele
      @Arasteele 3 месяца назад +4

      They're too busy laughing. They might hit the mad stage in a few days, a week tops.

  • @resolving_boris
    @resolving_boris 3 месяца назад

    I remember living next to a channel for the LA river and hearing shopping carts scraping down it when there was heavy rain....

  • @mochan8447
    @mochan8447 3 месяца назад +5

    He is also Faster than Einstein
    Smarter than Usain Bolt
    Stronger than Mozart
    And more musical than The Rock

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 3 месяца назад +1228

    Lock up Trump
    Trump For Prison 2024

    • @Septbaby1958
      @Septbaby1958 3 месяца назад +37

      AAAAAAMEN!!!!!!

    • @greywhiteman5707
      @greywhiteman5707 3 месяца назад +11

      Lmfao 🎻

    • @staciekirk5350
      @staciekirk5350 3 месяца назад +3

      Then everyone should be locked up , are you high, ?? You like what thus trader us doing to our country, if so your part of the problem, leave!!!!!

    • @Julia25120
      @Julia25120 3 месяца назад

      Who is more famous between Donald Trump and Elon Musk?

    • @rickypv2978
      @rickypv2978 3 месяца назад +4

      For what? Lmao 🤣

  • @Mr.Precedent
    @Mr.Precedent 3 месяца назад +1535

    Donald Trump's name and his legacy as an American President will forever be attached to one word:
    Insurrection.

  • @user-ty6tt7di7t
    @user-ty6tt7di7t 3 месяца назад +2

    Keep going, tell it like its. Thanks

  • @JohnClark-tt2bl
    @JohnClark-tt2bl 3 месяца назад +3

    Those AI photos are horrible. How do you not notice the man has a third arm?😂

  • @Suemack24
    @Suemack24 3 месяца назад +73

    He’s insane and he can sing Jailhouse Rock in an orange suit to match his makeup

    • @kikigirlkauai
      @kikigirlkauai 3 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @willwebster8711
      @willwebster8711 3 месяца назад +1

      They won't be able to put him in an orange jump suit because he will:
      A) Disappear, B) Get mistaken for a pumpkin, C) Get tossed in a composter because someone will smell him and think he's a rotted piece of fruit.

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 3 месяца назад +1

      If only...PLEASE!!

  • @CLYMA1.5CHAINZ
    @CLYMA1.5CHAINZ 3 месяца назад +33

    Jimmy's delivery always seems like he is doing it off the top of his head. 💪🏽

  • @cymbolichuman433
    @cymbolichuman433 3 месяца назад +1

    I think that the "running mate" dude was practicing being George Santos.

  • @villanessa
    @villanessa 3 месяца назад

    Spring is gonna be so beautiful and so green!

  • @StartAtTheEnd
    @StartAtTheEnd 3 месяца назад +30

    Lie Witness News was terrifying! These people walk among us! 😳

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc 3 месяца назад

      Jeffery Dahmer and Charlie Manson walked among us as well. With them off the competition list, the menu is wide open........

  • @CarlDalach-px4cj
    @CarlDalach-px4cj 3 месяца назад +28

    Damn! Yall found George Santos! Lol

  • @hillpunk92
    @hillpunk92 3 месяца назад +1

    why wouldnt the search a locked closet!?!? if i had a search warrant served to me they would search everything locked or not.

  • @user-fj5qf7gt6n
    @user-fj5qf7gt6n 3 месяца назад +1

    Nah...that's just Three Hands Harvey! 😂

  • @BKB0097
    @BKB0097 3 месяца назад +25

    Smelvis is trending.

    • @1BJM
      @1BJM 3 месяца назад +2

      😂 Smelvis 😂😂😂😂

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 3 месяца назад +1

      *_Smellvis_* ⇦ Does it looks better with two "L"s?

  • @gary-rr7jp
    @gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад +26

    That interview guy could be George Santos' brother!😂😂

    • @Oechsey
      @Oechsey 3 месяца назад +4

      Pretty sure Santos would say that was him

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 3 месяца назад +2

      He didn't miss a beat 😅!

    • @billwheeler3687
      @billwheeler3687 3 месяца назад +2

      Are you sure it wasn't George Santos claiming to be his brother?

  • @mmbutter284
    @mmbutter284 3 месяца назад

    The guy been interviewed was gold!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pamelaibarra790
    @pamelaibarra790 3 месяца назад +1

    The guy on the street was trying so hard to keep a straight face when the cameraman said stormi Daniel's was trumps running mate. 😂 on a serious note....was that george santos?

  • @metros269
    @metros269 3 месяца назад +22

    LOL Orange and Juice! That was great!