I always wanted to do this. Music: - Song which name I won't tell to prevent it from being used even more - HL2_song23_SuitSong3 - VLVX_song24 DasMatze
This was pretty damn hilarious. "Ah, you've found it. Good boy!", i laughed hard. Also, the final boss fight was pretty impressive, i mean, you only have 1hp. Pretty badass in my opinion. So, yeah. Nicely done.
Since gaben is the last person who worked on half life who is valve now he has to do the whole game but he doesn’t know how to make a game so he’s been trying to make level triggers for years
>It's 2012 E3 >Gaben is being lowered by super strength steel cables >"W-we are here to discuss something that has the number 3" >An E appears by the 3 >There is a loud cheering in the crowd >"Have a nice E3 everyone" >The crowd starts booing as Gaben is being lifted off stage >The steel cables break and gaben falls on the crowd killing everyone in the crowd >10 years later Valve starts working on Episode 3
I never thought I'd say this - but this game is going to blow Battlefield 3 out of the water. Absolutely no doubt about it. Game of the century. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU PERSONALLY FOR PROVIDING US WITH THIS GREAT LEAKED GAMEPLAY AND HOPE TO SEE MORE IN THE FUTURE.
![[WORLD RECORD] Half-Life in 25:57 scriptless Speedrun](/img/1.gif)
I love the idea that Gabe N doesn’t know how to trigger a level change
Well Gabe N Make His Workers Known As SLaves do it
whoever this gaben person is, he should ask gabe newell how to do it
I CAN'T FUCKING TELL IF IT'S ELEVEN YEARS OR DAYS AGO WHAT HAS MY SENSE OF HUMOUR BECOME
@@belgianwaffles197 That was a year ago
XD we're SO zany
lol
almost ten years later I still watch this video
I was just about to say the same thing
same deal here. Alyx be damned, this is the real Half Life 3.
This is a classic now.
Same here, at least one time a month i see this
@@peppermillers8361 yeah, i agree, Half life Alyx more like get out of here we have Half-life treeeeeeeeee yeeeeeeeeessss!!!111!!
classic, this cemented its position in half life lore forever in my opinion
Almost 12 years later and this is still a masterpiece
hi lukaaaaaa
@@fieldoview6230 haiiiii
Hi luka
@@SpacenoidCentral omg hi walter
collect my pages
I love how people already used windows movie maker and "let the bodies hit the floor" or whatever ironically 11 years ago
The only way it could have been better was if _that_ one song played at some point too.
(Also nice Klonoa pfp :3)
@@ShadowEclipse777 What song?
imagine letting a kid play this 100 years ago
it would be the best thing they ever experienced
After nine years in the algorythm, hopefully it will be worth the wait. Thanks, and have fun.
~Gaben
AHAHA
This was definitely ahead of it’s time
This was pretty damn hilarious.
"Ah, you've found it. Good boy!", i laughed hard.
Also, the final boss fight was pretty impressive, i mean, you only have 1hp. Pretty badass in my opinion. So, yeah. Nicely done.
TheOwlslayer I did not see you commit
@@user-eq8jx8jr6f *2 years*
This feels like it was made today. I guess out humor really hasn't changed much.
Alyx we need to find the borealis
Now:find alyx
I love how when dog died she said not again like this always happens
Well she has had dog since she was little
0:00 Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the f- 2:40 FLOO- (the end)
The perfect example of accidentally creating a post-irony masterpiece which ten years later fits the culture of ridicule perfectly
I've been looking for this video for close to a decade. The feeling I have right now is incredible.
I love how after all these years he wasn't that far off from epistle 3
0:55 makes me laugh even after all these years
where did all the dislikes come from this is a masterpiece
Back then, they can't take a meme, and they thought this was real, lol.
@@paolomiguelpimentel6120 lol the intro so funny screw them man awesome vid
Well certainly there aren't dislikes anymore
@Hawk Moth ik
i did something so i can see dislikes and there is zero dislikes
bro really predicted modern triple A titles
Since gaben is the last person who worked on half life who is valve now he has to do the whole game but he doesn’t know how to make a game so he’s been trying to make level triggers for years
Half life 3: never happend
"guys pls hepl with lvl i am not good with computer" -Gaiben
"ah, you found it good boy"
2:13 that medkit falling off actually goes hard
>It's 2012 E3
>Gaben is being lowered by super strength steel cables
>"W-we are here to discuss something that has the number 3"
>An E appears by the 3
>There is a loud cheering in the crowd
>"Have a nice E3 everyone"
>The crowd starts booing as Gaben is being lifted off stage
>The steel cables break and gaben falls on the crowd killing everyone in the crowd
>10 years later Valve starts working on Episode 3
well 2020 did have half life alyx
0:10 Alyx, I want you to [__] yourself
Write in the command what is the answer
Fucks da answer
kill
Still has more effort than most mods
This is advanced humor, way ahead of its time.
Ah, yes. I remember that as a kid. When I was a kid I have no idea what the fuck is going.
Cant wait for this to come out. It will be another masterpiece.
This is masterpiece
Lol i found you in this video
im so glad i found this video again after watching for the first time about 10 years ago. every part of the video is so perfect
8 years and comments haven't changed in RUclips's heyday
I can tell this half life took a while to make
This is way ahead of its time xd
playing too much half life 2 before having a fever dream be like:
This is hilariously more than Valve will ever do.
this is some real quality gold medal game
Eli's funeral was so touching...
I never thought I'd say this - but this game is going to blow Battlefield 3 out of the water. Absolutely no doubt about it. Game of the century.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU PERSONALLY FOR PROVIDING US WITH THIS GREAT LEAKED GAMEPLAY AND HOPE TO SEE MORE IN THE FUTURE.
Looks better than hunt down the freeman
The dialogue is just perfect, brings a tear to my eye.
I love how he SHOT g man XD
This was a hell of a lot more impressive than I was expecting. Great mapping work, mate!
This is sick. Was so much worth the wait!
Gonna purchase now.
I just love how the start is made with windows movie maker,just amazing.
Im the first comment over 8 years to say
*yo mama*
*also ur shoes raggedy*
somehow, still better than hunt down the freeman lol
*sips tea* intresting..
1:53 "Everybody Dice" xD
2:26 the way dr. breen flys
I love the last part. It's literally trolling the player!
I love the music at the ending. Gabe knows how to make a great game.
All Half-Life 3 jokes age like wine.
At least it has music stay between change level screens
After 9 minutes in the development, hopefully it would have been worth the weight
Finally, i found it again, after so long, damn this takes me back.
This is very nicely done. Truly hilarious, keep up the good work!
Dawn this is retro considered and better than skibidi toilet
Surprisingly this made me long for the next installment of Half-Life. I love how you did this though.
absolute kino
Finally found again this masterpiece of a video
Brilliant as always
It's time to watch HL3 footage like this, using VR 😎
Alyx calling Gordon a good boy is something I didn't know I needed
Fucking hilarious, keep doing what you are doing, I enjoy all of your videos.
Finally found this video again. I thought i dreamt this up for the longest time
Truly your greatest work.
aged like whine
Well the whole budget went into hl alyx, but atleast its playable
One of your best vids, i lolled my ass off.
finally.. comment section of this video..
0:40 HELL YEAH, HALF LIFE 3, TITANIC SIMULATOR
pls laugh 💀
no
So beautiful. :'D
1:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
For some reason when I was 13 I thought this was for real and was really disappointed 😅
Bloody BRILLIANT!
I like how an average RUclipsr made HL3 faster than Valve can.
You still have time Valve, make HL3 before someone else does again
Only 14 years later I realized that this is not a real Half Life 3.
Fake! The textures are aligned too carefully.
I have no idea why this was recommended to me over a decade later but im glad i saw it
(weeks later) *see’s again meme of the day! Good boy Gordon XD
the health dispenser tilting and falling was pure genious
This is a good example of when not to monologue.
Fever dream simulator³
This is the hidden golden gem, I'm so ylad I finally saw HL3 now I fan finally rest in piece
Son: mom can I have half life 3?. Mom: we already have half life 3 at home. HALF LIFE 3 at Home
This video is legendary, please tell me you have the original maps and sources for this.
That´s gone.
Man I remember being a kid watching this not knowing what was going on cause I never even played Half-Life before
Great campaign ! Food for thoughts!
I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
Real. It’s wierd af that this might be more than valve will ever give us
I love how G-man just falls through the window and slaps into the desk
0:05 everybody dies
1:15 everybody dise
1:51 everybody dice
2:40 everybody dies
:D
The pinnacle of Valve game design is here. It truly is the evangelion of the half Life franchise. Doki doki suru.
Sweet Jesus, this looks like the best game ever!
Half life 2 took 7 years.
Its been 7 years.
NOW these jokes are applicable.
😭😭
Great shitpost. I Still remember it to this day.
half life 3 pre alpha
this was ahead of its time
I fucking lost it when G-Man fell through the skylight and face on the desk.