@@moschno248 what do you mean lol if you gunna audit and pick out negatives when it’s an infringement on our rights kinda best to pick it out when they’re just to dumb for the job 😅 bless em lol
😂🤣 this is a classic mate, had me in stitches. Playing off each character against each other then telling the guy on the phone all good and send the car, then throw the heater in the mix. Poor guy was so nice but his head was spinning. You just walked in, owned the place, yelled a few commands and walked out with a cool souvenir 😂.
rumour has it this has become auditor headquarters, dj, pj, ab - they all work out of this building now. in fact the police come to them to look stupid.
I was once told that if you wear a high vis vest and carry a toolbox, and act with confidence, you can almost get into anywhere if you say you've been sent by head office. This video makes me believe that.
I did Civ Pop when I served in the British Army, that means I pretended to be a Northern Irish civilian. I got picked to be a Player (Terrorist) I was given a Rifle and told to sit in one place and if I saw a patrol to shot at them (Blank Rounds). I did that and then split. I spotted a German Civilian Painter and Decorator I took is equipment Belt, Paint Brushes, Hi-Vis and step ladders. The building I shot from was surrounded but because I had all this kit I strolled past the patrol and got away. The briefing to the patrol was arrest everyone. They failed. Act with confidence and wear the right kit and you will in most cases get away with what ever you are doing.
@Brian Mooney It was civ pop If you served in the British Army you would know the all players fired Blanks at patrols you fucking Walt troll! CIV POP is Civilian Population part of the training Ex, not an OP!
AB takes me into the Matrix on this one. I'm only half way through but at the end I fully expect you to be offered the red and blue pill. I hope our caretaker friends don't lose their jobs but instead get a raise for being some of the friendliest people in the UK.
I adore the Nepali caretakers, awesome friendly folk, and they let you have that sacred Buddhist prayer wheel mandala script to bring luck and good fortune and protect you from evil spirits, so hopefully nobody will be getting food poisoning from the kebab shop from now on then…. 🙏🏼
This must be one of the strangest yet comic audits yet AB, very funny ,and you are brave going down those spooky looking staircases , more power to you brother !!
AB, only you can find weird , zany characters like that. I remember Birmingham where you got all sorts of people arguing with each other, you must attract them. Very funny, love it.
I did caretaking before, and you'd be surprised on how many building i walked into from council/etc without as much as a check. id just walk in and say "im the caretaker cover for next week" and they'd just tell me all the codes and all sorts without making sure i was the right person.
I did not expect to laugh all through this but I should never have underestimated you! Comedy gold. Imagine reading the script for this video, you would think security were in on the comedy skit
I’m a delivery person, come to collect. 😂 So your not a delivery person you are a collecting person. Once loaded you then become the delivery person. 😂😂😂
These 22 minutes 19 seconds were more entertaining than the preludes to most movies. This would make a great movie or even drama series because it has everything, from ghosts, to rambo, a gatekeeper, pooping pidgeons, and a mysterious boss who wants a heater. I couldn't think of a more coherent and absorbing plot than this. I really couldn't. Get in touch with Netflix. We have a potential winner on our hands. RISK ASSESSMENT (series 1 coming soon)
There's a good auditing video somewhere online where the dude goes into a business and the security dude mistakes him for a tv licencing officer and he gets him to go up about 4 floors of office workers checking all the TV's and telling them they need to switch em off immediately as they don't have a business license
What a magnificent audit !!! Kudos to the caretakers they were wonderful and Rambo showed you everything as well as allowing you to keep the picture !!! You are a silver tongued fox AB !!!
AB gets a complete tour of the building! massive site - For a RISK assessment for ILRS so funny nice Security Guard - Great fun to watch, NO harm done! Stay Safe - One of your funniest AB to date! You could not write this!
This guy's been in charge of that building for 3 months...🤣 how's it still standing . The call with the boss and after he's asking you what's happening.. hilarious
This was just absolutely hilarious, had me doubled up laughing throughout 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ive just come across your channel & man i am addicted, been binge watching for days!!! Pure Class AB ⭐️
Continuing from Bob the Builder, Peppa Pig & Andy Pandy and the two caretakers that willingly and diligently performed their duties well beyond expectations as a tour guides. Having Sir AB in charge of the day, recording everything, there were plenty of twists and turns during this amazing and thoroughly entertaining audit.
It's worrying how they struggle with basic English, the driver was confused, the security was confused, but they are nice people. I hope they push themselves to learn more English.
This was so funny. Nobody knew what was going on. Why did he say that call was for you in his phone? What a classic. I haven't laughed in a while so thank you 🤣🤣🤣☺
What an odd experience! I really hope those guys don't get in trouble though for being so accommodating, how nice were they to show you around. I wonder what was in the restricted area, maybe the nemesis project :)
Oh AB! I was in stitches watching this. This security company ought to be patrolling Clowning Street in London. Keep up the good work and keep the videos coming. 👍👍👍
This is the best YT video I have seen in so long. Nobody knew what anyone else was doing or wanted to do. AB, you played it like a master, the Lord of Chaos!!!!
Scotland needs audits, do not forget about Scotland they still are in the UK and audits must be done in the hundreds for them to start understanding the law.
Gosh I thought you'd all left us with that vote and our sneaky p.m. sold us out ! Must be mistaken......are you paying your student loans back now then?
"Social engineering is the art of manipulating people so they give up confidential information" AB you would make lots of money as an IT Security Engineer :D
Pretty incompetent not asking for I.D off of you but language barrier didn't help... Bless the lads working there.... Very odd but much fun. GREAT WORK A,B!!
22 minutes of anarchic comedy. That's by far the best audit pass I've ever seem. Big up to the Nepalese security guards. With hindsight you should have shaken their hands as you left. Or fist bumped them. For all the police that watch these videos: see, you have nothing to fear from AB. You could let him into your station and show him round and he wouldn't do any harm whatsoever.
@@SPDTDL He didn't fist bump the shorter of the 2 guys - the one that agreed to let him in in the first place. That level of service in letting him in and not barking impertinent questions at AB deserved a hand-shake or fist bump on leaving. And he didn't fist bump the guy in the white T shirt, with whom he had been speaking, who had been professional and polite enough.
Probably one of the funniest video I have seen on you Tube AB you are the main man you should have your own show on TV, you know your stuff, no one will ever get the better of you, you are so comical in your own right I do not know you think you are doing it, it is so natural, thank you so much for your Knowledge and your entertainment. Andy Oakley
I love the fact that by confusion and misdirection you managed to get an invitation into the building. 😂 So funny this one was AB, please keep trying to gain invitations using this technique, I can’t believe he gave you the code, 😂. 👍
That moment when you think you will go on a nice easy sidequest but the NPC takes you onto an epic main story questline
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had the Wrathgate cutscene experience all over again.
this reminded me of that abandoned shopping mall homeless camp in yakuza 4
This is the latest AB DLC 🤣
That was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen. I just finished watching and still have no clue what just happened.
Lol I'm pissing myself x
Watch it again 🤣🤣
@Brian Mooney lol
@Brian Mooney don't forget risk assessor
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Its funny to see you get in with all the confusion, and giving confusing answers. Love it!!!
It's like 2 parallel universe criss crossing
Great video as always. That security guard is an amazing human being, health, wealth and longevity to him.
@Brian Mooney, no security, caretaker 😂
@Brian Mooney why look at the negatives mate
@@moschno248 what do you mean lol if you gunna audit and pick out negatives when it’s an infringement on our rights kinda best to pick it out when they’re just to dumb for the job 😅 bless em lol
@@tomprowsemusic4864 at least they have a Job and not on benefits like u mate
@Brian Mooney Kim Jong il.
This is just hilarious I feel like a young teenager being someplace we don’t belong. AB you’ve out done yourself!
😂😂😂 thanks
That's why burglars keep doing it. That stupid "rush". Some ONLY burgle while you sleep, for extra adrenaline. Mmmmmental!!! Psycho's, right?
😂🤣 this is a classic mate, had me in stitches. Playing off each character against each other then telling the guy on the phone all good and send the car, then throw the heater in the mix. Poor guy was so nice but his head was spinning. You just walked in, owned the place, yelled a few commands and walked out with a cool souvenir 😂.
rumour has it this has become auditor headquarters, dj, pj, ab - they all work out of this building now. in fact the police come to them to look stupid.
I was once told that if you wear a high vis vest and carry a toolbox, and act with confidence, you can almost get into anywhere if you say you've been sent by head office. This video makes me believe that.
100% true
I did Civ Pop when I served in the British Army, that means I pretended to be a Northern Irish civilian. I got picked to be a Player (Terrorist) I was given a Rifle and told to sit in one place and if I saw a patrol to shot at them (Blank Rounds). I did that and then split. I spotted a German Civilian Painter and Decorator I took is equipment Belt, Paint Brushes, Hi-Vis and step ladders. The building I shot from was surrounded but because I had all this kit I strolled past the patrol and got away. The briefing to the patrol was arrest everyone. They failed. Act with confidence and wear the right kit and you will in most cases get away with what ever you are doing.
@@beakytzw it's scarey tbh
Fun fact.
AB is the Head Office 😇😇😇
@Brian Mooney It was civ pop If you served in the British Army you would know the all players fired Blanks at patrols you fucking Walt troll! CIV POP is Civilian Population part of the training Ex, not an OP!
you can rob a bank if these security guards were on duty 🤣🤣
They aren't security, they are just live in care takers really.
Funny how he told the code to the safe straight away
Ability to cause chaos and control it , brilliant AB
hes the fifth Marx brother.....
@@frankv8891 🤣😂🤣
No way not fit to wear their shoes
@@frankv8891 Gummo was the fifth Marx brother. He didnt do any of their movies, just the stage shows.
My favourite one so far 😂😂😂 Nepalese are probably the nicest people you could meet
Agree
He's the best at this sh!t braah
@@wellerjam I doubt that many Welsh people speak Nepali 😊
AB takes me into the Matrix on this one.
I'm only half way through but at the end I fully expect you to be offered the red and blue pill.
I hope our caretaker friends don't lose their jobs but instead get a raise for being some of the friendliest people in the UK.
I adore the Nepali caretakers, awesome friendly folk, and they let you have that sacred Buddhist prayer wheel mandala script to bring luck and good fortune and protect you from evil spirits, so hopefully nobody will be getting food poisoning from the kebab shop from now on then…. 🙏🏼
I love the way those guys gave you a look around . Fingers crossed the company don’t give them shit for it
This must be one of the strangest yet comic audits yet AB, very funny ,and you are brave going down those spooky looking staircases , more power to you brother !!
AB, only you can find weird , zany characters like that. I remember Birmingham where you got all sorts of people arguing with each other, you must attract them. Very funny, love it.
I did caretaking before, and you'd be surprised on how many building i walked into from council/etc without as much as a check. id just walk in and say "im the caretaker cover for next week" and they'd just tell me all the codes and all sorts without making sure i was the right person.
I did not expect to laugh all through this but I should never have underestimated you! Comedy gold. Imagine reading the script for this video, you would think security were in on the comedy skit
They're not security they were caretakers.
This has to be the best one ever. They took you on a tour of the building
They not only took him on a tour of the building, they actually gave him a framed certificate to prove it, lol its brilliant.
I’m a delivery person, come to collect. 😂 So your not a delivery person you are a collecting person. Once loaded you then become the delivery person. 😂😂😂
These 22 minutes 19 seconds were more entertaining than the preludes to most movies. This would make a great movie or even drama series because it has everything, from ghosts, to rambo, a gatekeeper, pooping pidgeons, and a mysterious boss who wants a heater. I couldn't think of a more coherent and absorbing plot than this. I really couldn't.
Get in touch with Netflix. We have a potential winner on our hands.
RISK ASSESSMENT (series 1 coming soon)
AB's empire? fawlty audits? a bit of DJ and AB? "allow 'allow? the thin blue line?
Really not sure what I just watched but loved it, evidence we live in a fantastical world.
How the hell do you get your self into these situations AB where ever you go absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣👍
This is the most surreal thing I 've ever experienced........and I was a musician in the seventies, mind blowing stuff AB.
🤣🤣
"I said... sauge'szz, not, sausage"
The comedy strip
Maybe he is coming to collect the large marijuana bushes outside the gates
You didn’t experience it dude, you watched someone experience it. Turn off your mobile / tablet / device get out there and really experience it.
There's a good auditing video somewhere online where the dude goes into a business and the security dude mistakes him for a tv licencing officer and he gets him to go up about 4 floors of office workers checking all the TV's and telling them they need to switch em off immediately as they don't have a business license
Your man was great at "securitary" but absolutely crap at security
What the hell was he trying to achieve? "What's the code?"🤣🤣I love you AB.
What a magnificent audit !!! Kudos to the caretakers they were wonderful and Rambo showed you everything as well as allowing you to keep the picture !!! You are a silver tongued fox AB !!!
@Brian Mooney Nobody mentioned security they were caretakers and they too care of the building !!!
@Brian Mooney Why so serious man, chill out. Who gives a toss, this was comedy gold.
Omg, British humor at it's best! All we needed was Benny Hill and the girls running around with fast music!!! Loved this....From San Francisco, out!:)
Big up the guy giving you a tour like an estate agent that needed that commission!! 😂😂😂
😂😂😭
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I can’t believe he let you in thinking you were security 😂 4:20
This is gonna be in the history book for auditing legends
AB gets a complete tour of the building! massive site - For a RISK assessment for ILRS so funny nice Security Guard - Great fun to watch, NO harm done! Stay Safe - One of your funniest AB to date! You could not write this!
bro when u said might use carpark for business and he says yea u can do that oh my days im dead lol
This is bizarre, only AB could pull this off.
"OK, this is where you sit while, uh... you're the security. But we're not security, so we don't sit here...."
That sums up their 3-month watch!
Happy days Ab . Nice fellaz .. thanks for showing us your interaction and the walkabout you had
THUMBS UP " -- SILVER GHOST " --- HOPE YOUR WELL ,,
“Rambo!”.....the icing on the cake 🤣
This guy's been in charge of that building for 3 months...🤣 how's it still standing . The call with the boss and after he's asking you what's happening.. hilarious
Oh my god, AB, when I think you can’t make me laugh any more you come out with some crackers. What a great video
Had me 🤣😂 6 minutes in, plus your laugh is contagious 😁
This was just absolutely hilarious, had me doubled up laughing throughout 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ive just come across your channel & man i am addicted, been binge watching for days!!!
Pure Class AB ⭐️
Continuing from Bob the Builder, Peppa Pig & Andy Pandy and the two caretakers that willingly and diligently performed their duties well beyond expectations as a tour guides.
Having Sir AB in charge of the day, recording everything, there were plenty of twists and turns during this amazing and thoroughly entertaining audit.
Pinky and perky
@@tracyniemeyer8691 stan and laurel. :)
I think this is my favourite episode yet 😂😂
It's worrying how they struggle with basic English, the driver was confused, the security was confused, but they are nice people. I hope they push themselves to learn more English.
Confusion madness mayhem , with a good dose of humour ...
Priceless 😂
AB I always respect your hustle. Stay safe n TY for going out there battling with these folks 😎👍🏼
Absolutely hilarious. Pink panther comes to mind...
This is like one of them messy conversations you have at an after party after munching on class A's all night.
Absolutely hilarious comedy gold 😂😂💯✊🏽
THUMBS UP " --- JUVIX " --- THAT WAS BRILLIANT ONE OF THE BEST --- AB , HAS DONE .
This was so funny. Nobody knew what was going on. Why did he say that call was for you in his phone? What a classic. I haven't laughed in a while so thank you 🤣🤣🤣☺
Company reputation destroyed in 22 minutes! Brilliant. Keep up the bizarre work man.
Never will there be an Audit as amazing as this one.
How bizarrely Brilliant AB.
What an odd experience! I really hope those guys don't get in trouble though for being so accommodating, how nice were they to show you around. I wonder what was in the restricted area, maybe the nemesis project :)
Well that was bizarre, at least they were friendly.
Well that went brilliant,if only people was so friendly and allow you permission to go in and video 🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant well done AB
These guys were great !!! Really enjoyed this one :-D
Oh AB! I was in stitches watching this. This security company ought to be patrolling Clowning Street in London. Keep up the good work and keep the videos coming. 👍👍👍
Nicest and most decent man on the internet. Legend AB...
Harald baldr is second best
This is the best YT video I have seen in so long. Nobody knew what anyone else was doing or wanted to do. AB, you played it like a master, the Lord of Chaos!!!!
This is a masterpiece of trolling! 😂
Scotland needs audits, do not forget about Scotland they still are in the UK and audits must be done in the hundreds for them to start understanding the law.
He doesn’t come north of about Coventry, never mind Scotland.
Gosh I thought you'd all left us with that vote and our sneaky p.m. sold us out !
Must be mistaken......are you paying your student loans back now then?
Come Northern Ireland
Police are more tyrannical in Scotland, from what I've heard and seen on the internet.
This is GOLD!!!!
20 minutes of comical insanity starring/directing and produced by the best in the business AB!
Dogs do that!
What the hell just happened? I think that guy would have given you the keys to the place if you'd have asked him, nice one AB 🤔🤭
I love how ab just inserts himself into situations
he even got a collectible from his side quest 😂
When you win the personality contest it opens a lot of doors… well done AB
That's was a lot of fun and some good laughs. Made my day. Very cool ✌️
Friendly enough. G4S should watch this. Great stuff, mate.
Why
Because I love you.
Nepalese are nice people.
"Social engineering is the art of manipulating people so they give up confidential information" AB you would make lots of money as an IT Security Engineer :D
Pretty incompetent not asking for I.D off of you but language barrier didn't help... Bless the lads working there.... Very odd but much fun. GREAT WORK A,B!!
Good lord, this was nothing short of a masterpiece, AB! Enjoy your souvenir!
PMSL 🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t seen that much chaos and fuckery all in one place since being in the military. Honest to god that was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pure gold, you are always in the right spot at the right time. Make sure u show us a vid of where you put your souvenir pmsl
The random adventures of A.B. 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 That was as obscure as a dream.
Call security, there's a happy man on the staff 🤣
Dont be doing that we need more people like that
Hahahhaha AB what have you gotten yourself into this time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ure so funny 😂😂...and get in some right situations 🤣🤣
What a freaking riot, absolutely hilarious AB 🤣😂🤪😜With souvenirs
22 minutes of anarchic comedy. That's by far the best audit pass I've ever seem. Big up to the Nepalese security guards.
With hindsight you should have shaken their hands as you left. Or fist bumped them.
For all the police that watch these videos: see, you have nothing to fear from AB. You could let him into your station and show him round and he wouldn't do any harm whatsoever.
19:11
@@SPDTDL well spotted
Lin. T did you actually watch the video before making the comment,
@@SPDTDL He didn't fist bump the shorter of the 2 guys - the one that agreed to let him in in the first place. That level of service in letting him in and not barking impertinent questions at AB deserved a hand-shake or fist bump on leaving.
And he didn't fist bump the guy in the white T shirt, with whom he had been speaking, who had been professional and polite enough.
@@lint8391 Lin you have a fist bump fetish
Just perfect, chaos,confusion,sorted by AB ,BRILLIANT,,can’t believe you were walked around this place,unbelievable 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️😁🙏🏼
I think you identified some risks as a part of this risk assessment.
So funny you are in my town, love it lol..Great to have you here AB ❤️
the speed he replied with that code 🤣🤣
Esto es muy extraño como te dejaron pasar? Te sigo desde hace tiempo sin duda uno de los episodios más raros vistos
Saludos desde España
Hahha los chinos no se enteran
creo que es que el hombre no lo entendió nada y lo confundió como un funcionario, o simplemente no le importaba una mierda! hahahahaha
@@PolarRed Aun asi eso no explica como es que arranca los logos de la empresa y luego el resto de empleados le siguen el rollo 🤣🤣🤣
Esa es..todo lo contrario a lo que se suele encontrar xD
@@doseDRF El nigga tampoco 🤣
That's one crazy audit! Never every seen a audit like that. You are the king of auditors. Fantastic work! ✌️👍👍👍👍🤣💖
Yo!! AB!! That was CLASS!! Love how you left the picture in the Kebab Shop window!!!
Yoooooo! Thanks for coming to my home
Town of Sutton. Funny as hell answers to the Builder/Cop
Ahhh so that’s where you live
@@AuditingBritain No officer. It is my HOME town. Not my living town! 😉
Just completely bonkers !!!
Loved it. 🤣🤣🤣
Utterly brilliant, the best video you've ever made, hilarious, confusion and chaos from start to finish, pure comedy.
The most bizarre audit ever and I loved it! Those two are chaos lol
Life has lots to offer. We just need to be present 😂
This was brilliant 😂, I'm not sure they had any clue as to what they are doing but they were fantastic and very nice, one of the best audits ever
That's the best bit of TV I've seen all year, 😂 Excellent stuff AB 😂👏🏻
I hope their bosses don't fire them, not their fault they don't speak much English for letting a random dude into a private building.
He's in so much trouble he just let's ab in with his camera to wonder about haha
@@risingstorm4239 Their employers should have trained their staff better again i feel bad for them.
Learn to speak Nepali AB 😉
Laughed way too hard at this one 🤣🤣 risk assessment 😅
Probably one of the funniest video I have seen on you Tube AB you are the main man you should have your own show on TV, you know your stuff, no one will ever get the better of you, you are so comical in your own right I do not know you think you are doing it, it is so natural, thank you so much for your Knowledge and your entertainment. Andy Oakley
This has to be the best one yet AB - I cannot stop laughing 😂😂👊
I love the fact that by confusion and misdirection you managed to get an invitation into the building. 😂
So funny this one was AB, please keep trying to gain invitations using this technique, I can’t believe he gave you the code, 😂. 👍
this episode is so quiet and different from other episodes but this Nepalese guy amazing man
Absolutely brilliant your the king 👑 for a reason never laughed so much well done AB.
Hahahahaha... Brilliant... One of the best audits ever 😂, it was like you just walked into the middle of a comedy sketch 😂😂😂