Three Unwise Men

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit 2 года назад +576

    3 Security Goons for one locked door 🤣

    • @sennfred1830
      @sennfred1830 2 года назад +12

      yep, the price of modern technologies and ...

    • @ShortieLeeroy
      @ShortieLeeroy 2 года назад +4

      Meanwhile yobs at the back trashing the place.But that´s not a problem because they have no cameras.

    • @lukealexanderrobertsthefir458
      @lukealexanderrobertsthefir458 2 года назад +20

      Howard from the bank adverts look stressed

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit 2 года назад +8

      @@lukealexanderrobertsthefir458 🤣🤣

    • @danthemaninfierno
      @danthemaninfierno 2 года назад +7

      It keeps them off the street and out of trouble.... D'oh!

  • @1888.cfc.
    @1888.cfc. 2 года назад +71

    'If a door opens I'm there filming' absolute GOLD💛

    • @hansa2026
      @hansa2026 Год назад +5

      My wife got mad, because I lolled too loud at the door filming profession and woke her up. I gotta sue AB for causing me alarm and distress.

  • @BasicCoverMan
    @BasicCoverMan 2 года назад +344

    No-one speaks with more misplaced confidence than a security guard.

    • @joelc9439
      @joelc9439 2 года назад +3

      Some cops too.

    • @royboy002
      @royboy002 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @BOUNCERBABE
      @BOUNCERBABE 2 года назад

      We are not all like that lol

    • @BOUNCERBABE
      @BOUNCERBABE 2 года назад +1

      I've worked with goons like this lol

    • @alexmckendrick
      @alexmckendrick 2 года назад

      They're not trained to uphold the freedom of what people are asking for Information.
      They are Ignorance knows no bounds
      Are these people real?
      Wondering if we Live on a Parallel Universe.
      ?

  • @Skyswinger
    @Skyswinger 2 года назад +418

    A security guard accusing you of having delusions of grandeur is absolutely hilarious! I bet he spends half the night laying awake in bed buzzing on the idea that he’s going to foil the next terrorist attack and be a big hero. What an absolute melt!

    • @dericksmith2137
      @dericksmith2137 2 года назад +29

      Prior to going to bed they get all dressed up in uniform and pose in front of the mirror, practicing their ‘official scary look’.
      Then they get up early just to make sure they get that rehearsed look just right.
      Positioning all their gear to most copy the look of cops.

    • @carls2479
      @carls2479 2 года назад +7

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Howiehow
      @Howiehow 2 года назад +16

      I think he’s an ex copper, the badge and the attitude , he probably wears the badge so he can give it the “I was job” to any serving cops he comes into contact with

    • @Womberto
      @Womberto 2 года назад +16

      @@Howiehow Definitely ex police, look at the way he tucks his hands into his vest.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 года назад +11

      @@Womberto Has to pay for that child support somehow.

  • @Just-Tony
    @Just-Tony 2 года назад +294

    The older security guard is a classic example of someone who displays their ignorance with such confidence, all the while talking absolute shite.

    • @Nutrient-Gold
      @Nutrient-Gold 2 года назад +8

      Yes, agreed. I think the term is 'hubris'.

    • @ladyvoice7747
      @ladyvoice7747 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 absolutely Anthony

    • @ladyvoice7747
      @ladyvoice7747 2 года назад +3

      @@Nutrient-Gold 100% 😂😂😂😂

    • @ComboMuster
      @ComboMuster 2 года назад +8

      He could well may be a retired police officer with old habits 😅

    • @kayetaylor5551
      @kayetaylor5551 2 года назад +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @alison4786
    @alison4786 2 года назад +25

    “If a door opens I’m there filming” lmao

  • @jackjohnson3182
    @jackjohnson3182 2 года назад +99

    That security guard is a joke giving out orders 😂😂

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 2 года назад +75

    AB taking the piss out of the security. Love it.

    • @MrTfromGB
      @MrTfromGB 2 года назад +9

      AB has no need to take the pee out of security guards, most of them do it for themselves. 👍👍😂😂

  • @packhunter24
    @packhunter24 2 года назад +176

    The guy who thinks he has authority calls AB a fantasist 😂😂

    • @gehanoates294
      @gehanoates294 2 года назад

      I know, see how stupid he is

    • @FB-tq5ln
      @FB-tq5ln 2 года назад

      Below the threshold of being idiotic.

  • @hx0d
    @hx0d 2 года назад +16

    Tempted to book a ticket to Coventry to film that door 😂😂😂

  • @neilmagrath8122
    @neilmagrath8122 2 года назад +28

    You dealt with these goons in the best way possible. You laughed them out of existence.

  • @carparkcampers8407
    @carparkcampers8407 2 года назад +113

    22 minutes of pure comedy gold AB 😂
    Thank-you

    • @chemapc
      @chemapc 2 года назад +1

      100% gold 👌

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 2 года назад +106

    As usual a brilliant audit very funny non of the 3 stooges had a clue what they were doing and had no idea about basic laws

  • @MrJokerlad19
    @MrJokerlad19 2 года назад +79

    Security tools are getting thicker by the day.

    • @npcoo337ooo7
      @npcoo337ooo7 5 месяцев назад +1

      The less years they have been in the U.K. the cheaper they are .

  • @pinkyman5155
    @pinkyman5155 2 года назад +10

    The old security guard has a serious belly going on there 🤣😂🤣

  • @jonathanjackson2587
    @jonathanjackson2587 Год назад +6

    AB: "My job is to film any door that is open" such a wind up merchant 😆😆😆

  • @corleth2868
    @corleth2868 2 года назад +22

    Lol, "I need help, he's taking a picture.".
    I had no idea that The Ink Well in Coventry was top secret.

  • @bjsmith5444
    @bjsmith5444 2 года назад +159

    Brilliant from AB. He's talented, he makes it all happen. I love the way he doesn't react in an aggressive way but just leads them on.

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 2 года назад +6

      I'd say he actually let's them lead, and just follow with the camera. What happens next is on them lol

    • @elektron2kim666
      @elektron2kim666 2 года назад

      It's just some triggers in society made on purpose by screaming lunatics. Those triggers are disgusting and we have to do something. It's not supposed to spread and destroy. Everyone can be motivated by something not being correct. I'm sure "security" developed in the same way. Our governments could make a similar job for AB and gain control over those issues, but they like the cheaper version as it is. It was thought out long ago that "The People" can push back on any wrong doing. The screaming lunatics do what they want and most people keep quiet about them.

    • @oscarsusan3834
      @oscarsusan3834 2 года назад

      I don’t have the patience for this type of BS ,if I had a gun I’d use it.🤫
      Why?,why?,why?, shoot first and ask questions later.🥸

    • @joannedarling502
      @joannedarling502 Год назад

      Ab is brilliant, Mr cool calm and collected

  • @askme1245
    @askme1245 2 года назад +201

    "I am who I am"
    This is a very deep philosophical statement! This man should be a professor at Harvard!!

    • @esecallum
      @esecallum 2 года назад +4

      eddie brickell song... who i am

    • @johnkelly9463
      @johnkelly9463 2 года назад +6

      GOD Told Abraham I AM THAT I AM, AMEN.

    • @Desousatheamuser
      @Desousatheamuser 2 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @socialising6037
      @socialising6037 2 года назад +6

      Can barely string a sentence together lol

    • @Handleoff1
      @Handleoff1 2 года назад +4

      He actually was, the pressure became too much and he decided on a new life in England, starting on the bottom rung.

  • @nickduffy8482
    @nickduffy8482 2 года назад +78

    That was too funny AB, in general security guards are a hilarious species when you film them in the wild like this. Mr ‘I’m in charge’ with his ‘thin blue line’ gangster patch was the absolute highlight, obviously used to bullying people who think he has some kind of authority but no match for AB. The look of total confusion when you simply dismiss every stupid thing he says is just priceless. You can see his brain just stalls as he slowly realises he has been exposed as a total idiot and is being owned by a man with a camera. I pity his family if he has one when he went home after his shift.

  • @breakit46
    @breakit46 Год назад +16

    Watching AB’s channel is very relaxing and like escapism, weird that it is real life yet so entertaining. Best auditing channel easy.

  • @alanhill7997
    @alanhill7997 2 года назад +33

    The security guard dressed as a cop with his thin blue line badge accuses others of being a fantasist lol 🤣

  • @hkarnold1456
    @hkarnold1456 2 года назад +53

    That was 25 mins of good entertainment. Thanks AB!

  • @L2038-n2g
    @L2038-n2g 2 года назад +9

    Guy with the beard looks like Taj from come fly with me 😂

  • @brendagilson934
    @brendagilson934 Год назад +4

    Old boy full of his own Importance.😂
    Getting tied up in knots😂

  • @ph5599
    @ph5599 2 года назад +28

    You've captured their souls.. you need to give them beads now

  • @Jesper1988
    @Jesper1988 2 года назад +23

    what a bunch of Wannabe cops/Gestapo 🤢 good job AB!

  • @paul12008
    @paul12008 2 года назад +76

    PURE COMEDY... Keep educating all of us. 😎😎😎

    • @kwhufc5769
      @kwhufc5769 2 года назад +1

      Could you imagine if beadle was still around. I think AB and beadle would need a warning to remind people to breathe when cracking up

    • @ladyvoice7747
      @ladyvoice7747 2 года назад +1

      I agree 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sunnyjim1355
    @sunnyjim1355 Год назад +4

    "Oh, its 10 o'clock. Shall I come back at 9 o'clock then?" 🤣

  • @franksmith1287
    @franksmith1287 2 года назад +16

    Auditing Britain, Long Island Audits, Amagansett Press are my favorite, I especially enjoy the fact that AB has such much fun and how Long Island Audits stays so calm.

    • @frankv8891
      @frankv8891 2 года назад +1

      and that Jason (amagansett) usually is a quit guy...he doesn't like talking at all.....

  • @fasthracing
    @fasthracing 2 года назад +121

    WTF is Robert Mugabe doing in Coventry?

    • @juniusvindex769
      @juniusvindex769 2 года назад +11

      😂😂 comment of the day 🙌🏻🤣

    • @fasthracing
      @fasthracing 2 года назад +4

      @@juniusvindex769 I thank you

    • @AvertedVision
      @AvertedVision Год назад +9

      With Abu Hamza Al-Masri as his backup. 🤣

    • @4forty6six
      @4forty6six Год назад +3

      😂

    • @MoReeceJTV
      @MoReeceJTV Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @petechorak1970
    @petechorak1970 2 года назад +24

    I love watching your videos you make me laugh every time from the USA

  • @Neil2022
    @Neil2022 2 года назад +27

    Haha, security guard with thin blue line badges.🤣🤣

  • @peterguertler3357
    @peterguertler3357 2 года назад +6

    AB Love your work these guys reminded me of the three stooges. Old security guard could not let go of his ego and made the biggest fool of himself and the company he works for. 10/10.

  • @Banglish123
    @Banglish123 2 года назад +4

    AB 100% you are changing it every day. So many people getting wise to these antics thanks to you.

  • @alanbrady420
    @alanbrady420 2 года назад +80

    Absolute wannabes wearing the thin blue line badge smh.. you’re hilarious AB never stop loli

    • @TB-cv5jc
      @TB-cv5jc 2 года назад +4

      they binge watched police body language tutorials on youtube

    • @alanbrady420
      @alanbrady420 2 года назад

      @@TB-cv5jc haha telling ye 😆

  • @leemurphy9072
    @leemurphy9072 2 года назад +18

    "you know ive been all over the country filming "you silly....... sausage 😂😂😂 that bit killed me

  • @Jack-lo1uc
    @Jack-lo1uc 2 года назад +80

    "DON'T ENGAGE!" ... proceeds to make himself look like a complete clown. As a ex Coventry Uni student I find these guys are an embarament to the uni

    • @gdr38515
      @gdr38515 2 года назад +1

      Coventry poly shurely?

    • @Jack-lo1uc
      @Jack-lo1uc 2 года назад +2

      @@gdr38515 i'm not that old 🤣

    • @Jack-lo1uc
      @Jack-lo1uc 2 года назад +1

      @@ross951 its turned into a good uni since I left 😁

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 2 года назад

      Is that the Phoenix pub in the background?
      Edit; AB just went round the front and confirmed it is. That area wasn't all fancy and pedestrianised when I was last there! Barely recognised it.

    • @HumansAreShitFactories
      @HumansAreShitFactories 2 года назад

      You went to university and you don’t know to say ‘an ex’ instead of ‘a ex’. You also spell embarrassment incorrectly. I’d suggest you’re the embarrassment.

  • @robbiegf900akajwalker5
    @robbiegf900akajwalker5 2 года назад +4

    What a great start to my day. You had me in stiches AB 🤣😀😂 Cheers.

  • @gunsmokegaloreyt6840
    @gunsmokegaloreyt6840 2 года назад +5

    I love how he’s purposely sketchy to lead them on 🤣

  • @Adam2050
    @Adam2050 2 года назад +62

    Fucking hell that's one of hell of well protected stationary shop.

    • @johncorner9295
      @johncorner9295 2 года назад +1

      Nice one A.B.

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT 2 года назад +1

      Its has Parker pens in it 😂

    • @Superliegebeest0
      @Superliegebeest0 5 месяцев назад

      This is where they're distributing the opium from

  • @Naejbert
    @Naejbert 2 года назад +63

    You should do some live audit sometimes! I mean having a group of people assisting you with their pad and taking notes. And laughing live about what they say. 😂

  • @pete904ni
    @pete904ni 2 года назад +61

    Seems like he's too used to dealing with students who are too scared to say boo to him. He has a total meltdown when someone doesn't listen to his nonsense.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 года назад +3

      One of those bully types who crumbles the second his empty posturing and physical appearance fails to intimidate someone. I wonder if his voice shakes so much when he talks to a pretty woman?

    • @willwilkes1324
      @willwilkes1324 2 года назад

      Have you dealt with students mate? 😂 Clearly not 👍🏼 Keep deluding yourself that this creator is actually doing something worth watching rather than harassing 😂

    • @dreamlessdemand
      @dreamlessdemand 2 года назад

      @@willwilkes1324 You’re DEFFO Police or a security guard… NUMPTY!

    • @ritch8088
      @ritch8088 2 года назад

      These students are all snowflakes anyway. No wonder these security guards think they are the Police.

  • @Odinsraven88
    @Odinsraven88 2 года назад +3

    you had the giggles alot in this encounter😂 i was laughing along with you... people need to lighten up. much love AB 💓🙏

  • @shedendman
    @shedendman 2 года назад +4

    Followed you from day one AB,and you've exposed some right goons,these have got to be in my top 5,love to see any of them actually chase someone

  • @mrdisrespect4014
    @mrdisrespect4014 2 года назад +49

    Lmfao your the man AB keep up the great work when I'm feeling low you always make me laugh and smile again respect 🙏

    • @SuperGrimupnorth
      @SuperGrimupnorth 2 года назад +4

      He does dosn't he.. makes the day that bit better' 💯

  • @battlegoff_8319
    @battlegoff_8319 2 года назад +100

    While they're bothering you doing a lawful activity, there's probably real security matters that need sorting out, what a bunch of jokers. Well done AB 👍

    • @reb0118
      @reb0118 2 года назад +1

      That argument can work both ways. Whilst it is not AB's rôle to protect third parties' premises by doing what he's doing he could be inadvertently distracting the security team from their primary rôle.

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 2 года назад +4

      @@reb0118 you can't be to blame for someone else's action or inaction. Especially when you haven't done anything wrong.

    • @reb0118
      @reb0118 2 года назад

      @@mcirelandosharma7411 I'm not too sure about that. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. O' Grade Physics.

    • @saltney17
      @saltney17 2 года назад +1

      @@reb0118 cryyyyyy

    • @rw5217
      @rw5217 2 года назад +1

      @@reb0118 please try to avoid logic and sense these fanboys don’t like that

  • @gordongourlay7423
    @gordongourlay7423 2 года назад +65

    Absolutely brilliant 👏 another funny educational audit as usual 💯

  • @scouseauditzz
    @scouseauditzz 2 года назад +1

    A.B thanks for this hilarious 😂 and I agree 3 very very unwise men love be safe out their

  • @AZ-wq8pk
    @AZ-wq8pk 2 года назад +2

    These Scenarios are the best recording a door and security shows up and calls for backup 😂😂😂👍

    • @frankv8891
      @frankv8891 2 года назад

      reminds me of the Seinfeld show " a show about nothing ! "

  • @shaun7721
    @shaun7721 2 года назад +21

    Theres no better auditor out there,trust me AB is the daddy! Thank you my friend 🥂

  • @waynesaunders4599
    @waynesaunders4599 2 года назад +49

    Why are they so worried by a man with a camera, they think they can tell people what to do when they have no power what do ever

  • @3kdn
    @3kdn 2 года назад +55

    A classic! This guy should give up his security job,and go full time on stage.. He is a natural…😎

    • @steve10
      @steve10 2 года назад +1

      He was very light on his feet

    • @3kdn
      @3kdn 2 года назад +1

      @@steve10 I think he was light in quite a few areas.

  • @James.979
    @James.979 2 года назад +4

    Welcome to Britain 🇬🇧 2022 !!
    Our security services - who struggled to
    formulate a coherent understandable sentence in the English language - in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
    Thanks 🙏
    James ✌🏾

    • @HumansAreShitFactories
      @HumansAreShitFactories 2 года назад

      I think you should check your own grasp of the spoken and written word.

  • @weederman1953
    @weederman1953 2 года назад +1

    I love how you style. It's disarming and non- threatening. You are brilliant!!

  • @Richdbiskit
    @Richdbiskit 2 года назад +25

    I think they all play for the Coventry University Netball Team. Because when you read that as an acronym, it's an accurate description of them.

  • @sciwriter1
    @sciwriter1 2 года назад +68

    If anyone's a fantasist it's that ridiculous security guard, what an utter prat.

  • @TemporaryName80
    @TemporaryName80 2 года назад +15

    That was priceless... Him checking the door to see the name of the place he's supposed to protect, so they know where to send backup.
    The owners of the Ink well need to get a refund on this security.

  • @helpfund1622
    @helpfund1622 2 года назад +1

    For years I've always wondered what become of Howard from the "who gives you extra" Halifax bank advert ,,,, now I know thanks 🤣

  • @Planetugm
    @Planetugm 2 года назад +1

    Yes A.B! A few minutes in to the video and you hit him with, there’s something i need🤣😂 You triggered all his paranoia cells. 😂😂😂 great video. 👍🏼

  • @MArtz-im6yh
    @MArtz-im6yh 2 года назад +43

    I find it so funny that these people have no idea how much content they’re creating for him by staying there and engaging with him, bloody hilarious!!!

    • @JacquesvanWyk
      @JacquesvanWyk 6 месяцев назад

      I wish I could just one day go and say listen just do the walk of shame now before it gets worse. lol

  • @bazsnell3178
    @bazsnell3178 2 года назад +110

    I just love the way that you mimic their accents to reflect back at those inept and uneducated wannabe security guards.
    Have had many laughs with your channel. Please keep doing more of this same stuff. Best of luck from a satisfied subscriber.

    • @MU80k
      @MU80k 2 года назад +14

      Disagree mimicking someone's accent is lowest of the low. AB got a strong accent and if someone mocked it he would not like it. This channel is slowly turning into a place for racists to get pleasure from others with accents being mocked.

    • @Pablo-dw3wd
      @Pablo-dw3wd 2 года назад

      People cant help being uneducated, the system manages to make most of us defend the system of oppression

    • @johnkelly9463
      @johnkelly9463 2 года назад +11

      @@MU80k everyone on this planet that can speak have an accent, is not really mocking someone, but these AB videos are pure comedy,

    • @lylecoglianese1645
      @lylecoglianese1645 2 года назад +1

      @@MU80k, now accents now cause racism?? Your comment is quite ridiculous. Maybe YOU have just become a sensitive snowflake!? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔

    • @pooooornopigeon
      @pooooornopigeon 2 года назад +15

      @@MU80k Stop with the childish R word, people like you who jump on it all the time for no reason are a big part of what is wrong with the world.

  • @nas77777
    @nas77777 2 года назад +28

    AB that was some of the funniest audits i ever seen! absolutely nailed them, they came out all serious, and not only did you not back down, or listen to a word they said, you owned the whole place just taking the piss out of them one by one, hilarious!

  • @Clan501-Scotland
    @Clan501-Scotland 2 года назад +28

    This reminds me of a time I worked in Iceland as a teen. A man who looked just like this approached me and asked if we had any paper. When I said no he looked at me with shock, and exclaimed ' You are a food shop and you don't have PAPER?!? I laughed it off and thought what a fkn nut job. 10 mins later he comes past me and shouts "PAPER" holding a packet of peppers 🌶 😂

  • @cedricredwood9409
    @cedricredwood9409 2 года назад +1

    👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 They look like Police in training. 😂😂😂😂😂 well done AB, funny as usual.

  • @ronroberts34
    @ronroberts34 2 года назад +20

    Khamzat + pies = lmfao! He's also a baldy. I've never laughed much. I've been so down and depressed today - thank you AB for all the lols.

    • @brimcilroy9002
      @brimcilroy9002 2 года назад +1

      Cheer up mate, I try not to let things get you down an your doing the right thing watching. A. B. at his piss taking best.

  • @AUDITINGHULL
    @AUDITINGHULL 2 года назад +43

    Congratulations on hitting 180K keep up the good work love your videos ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @woodall1956
    @woodall1956 2 года назад +11

    Absolute comedy gold. I almost choked on my tikka massala watching. AB goes from strength to strength. Top auditor.

  • @1961-v9k
    @1961-v9k 2 года назад +1

    No no you don’t look suspicious you look very nice 🤣🤣🤣 I’m rolling 🤣

  • @kayetaylor5551
    @kayetaylor5551 2 года назад

    Pah hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣AB, you just called him a silly sausage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣AB we love you so much....you have the best job in the world xxxx

  • @TheCed2011
    @TheCed2011 2 года назад +21

    I didn't think I could like you any more, then you reveal your love for the ufc! AB, you are a true legend! 👏👏

  • @wayneyates700
    @wayneyates700 2 года назад +36

    AB didn't you know that once you put on a security guard or police uniform it gives you UNLIMITED POWER to use on any uneducated member of public. Security now even have the POWER to change GDPR laws🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @carls2479
    @carls2479 2 года назад +10

    AB i started my day feeling quite low i took a look at ur new video especially part wh ur mocking this guy n of course setting him straight 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 u made me brust out laughing thank u for picking me up and yet again ❤👌u Always make me smile love AB u r a star 💥🥰💝

  • @brettnbeckvalleyvan
    @brettnbeckvalleyvan 2 года назад +12

    The guy pretending to be a police officer said you have delusions of trying to be something else 😂😂😂 priceless 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant video, crying laughing thank you AB ❤️🙏🏻

  • @jean-paulvanmeerbeek2271
    @jean-paulvanmeerbeek2271 Год назад

    I can’t get enough of your videos. Engaging peanut brains with an authority complex, delicious stuff 😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewgtiddlyt7832
    @andrewgtiddlyt7832 2 года назад +13

    This video made my day..absolutely hilarious. First things first will someone tell that one security guard he's put is head on upside down. Jokes aside though that older thug was fuming, not willing to listen to reason even arguing with the control room who told him to disengage and vacate 🤣 🤣
    Great audit ***** yet again 👏

  • @unicornhunter7945
    @unicornhunter7945 2 года назад +18

    There's a man armed with an IPhone Pro and saying YO 🤷‍♂️

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 года назад +37

    I thought you were moving the camera from side to side, then I realised that it was Professor NoTalk hopping from one foot to the other.
    And Dr Fantasist was definitely an ex cop who was a deskbound PC all his life.
    Great entertainment as always AB, hilarious.

    • @PilotFlight2Mars
      @PilotFlight2Mars 2 года назад +2

      It’s funny, my Dad was a cop for a period of time before I was born. And my old man would carry himself in the same cringey way as that old security goon.
      I kept thinking that he reminds me of someone…. When I read that you thought he had been a cop it brought back a flood of memories of my Dad trying to intimidate people and him behaving like this guy the times it failed. 😆
      My old man would definitely wear the blueline badge too.
      F*ck my Dad could be SO embarrassing at times. Literally felt the shame on his behalf.

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 2 года назад +2

      @@PilotFlight2Mars Haha the embarrassment caused by parents (my Dad was one too in different ways) never leaves you does it - I'm going red, right now, typing this, thinking about some of the things he did.

  • @GrantfromEarth
    @GrantfromEarth 2 года назад +18

    The universe managed to align things so that the 3 dumbest security guards in the UK all ended up working at the same place lol

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 Год назад +1

      Supposedly it's a small world 😂

  • @rachelhearne5334
    @rachelhearne5334 Год назад +1

    Hahaha this video is brilliant,I chuckled the whole way through 😂😂

  • @LAAUDITS331
    @LAAUDITS331 2 года назад +9

    😂😂😂 I love how you keep harresting security guards

  • @ravsingh5347
    @ravsingh5347 2 года назад +15

    Coventry University so lucky to have specially trained security guarding their property 😰😰😰

  • @ginti4725
    @ginti4725 2 года назад +11

    Who I am. believes you're not allowed to film through an open door. Don't wanna talk can't keep his mouth shut and 00 silly sausage really wants to be a professor of philosophy. AB I don't know how you do it, it must be magic, how you find these characters is just golden. Made laugh my heart out. Another quality video, keep them coming.👍

  • @beedebawng2556
    @beedebawng2556 2 года назад +3

    😂 😂 😂 😂 This is a comedy show.

  • @philyroberts72
    @philyroberts72 2 года назад

    Tied all 3 in knots! One of you're best. Keep it up AB.

  • @grahambarnes8197
    @grahambarnes8197 2 года назад +12

    Great audit AB putting incompetent security staff in their place and they need to be retrained on how to deal with the public. Their SIA approval needs to be removed please keep up the great work reporting

  • @exposeandeducate
    @exposeandeducate 2 года назад +8

    Ha ha the old guy made me laugh with his ignorance. At his age you would think he would know better. Nice one AB

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB 2 года назад +38

    I do admire how you pick up on everything from the rental van because they can't afford to buy one to who they look like. You naturally pick up on all the little quirks and it's a good skill to use

    • @xlprop6687
      @xlprop6687 2 года назад +2

      Many companies find it cheaper to rent busines stock because it makes life easier. Lessons from the US military who don't own most of their kit

    • @MarriedToTheKGB
      @MarriedToTheKGB 2 года назад +2

      @@xlprop6687 that's not the point. I was remarking how AB notices everything and any weakness to use as ammunition

    • @xlprop6687
      @xlprop6687 2 года назад

      @@MarriedToTheKGB well mate, I only answered part of your coments regarding the can. That's all.

    • @MarriedToTheKGB
      @MarriedToTheKGB 2 года назад

      @@xlprop6687 i see what you mean mate, no probs. take care

    • @xlprop6687
      @xlprop6687 2 года назад

      @whybother now Ok I see I must repeat so here goes. Many companies find it cheaper to rent business stock because it makes life easier. Lessons from the US military who don't own most of their kit. Maybe it helps a second time around LOL

  • @GeXonDeXOfficial
    @GeXonDeXOfficial 2 года назад +1

    AB.
    Love you man 🤣
    This was by far the funniest and i have no reason why .
    That old man was wounded as soon as you told him the law 😅
    Just stood looking like a plumb 😆
    Got this on loop 🤭🤭🤭

  • @apollo6720
    @apollo6720 4 месяца назад

    Wow rofl did I enjoy this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣well done AB👍bless

  • @mathew8581
    @mathew8581 2 года назад +23

    Guards asks for help and was told to ring control room. God help him if he was really in danger

  • @nickglenister3832
    @nickglenister3832 2 года назад +13

    Dads Army security group.

  • @MrTfromGB
    @MrTfromGB 2 года назад +6

    Oh AB. My sofa has developed a squeak now because I can't stop laughing. The security guard who thought he was pc plod has made a laughing stock of Coventry Security. You owe me a new sofa or at least an oil can. Thank you for making my day, keep up the good work. 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HumansAreShitFactories
      @HumansAreShitFactories 2 года назад

      Stop lying.

    • @MrTfromGB
      @MrTfromGB 2 года назад

      @@HumansAreShitFactories Oh Jefwry, are you a security guard then? Muppett.

  • @irishone9541
    @irishone9541 2 года назад +7

    Less powers than a scarecrow 😃

  • @leataylor9277
    @leataylor9277 2 года назад +8

    AB: “Who are you?”
    Security: “I’m just who I am”
    AB: “Who are you?”
    Security: “I’m who I am”
    AB: “You are who you are?”
    Security: “Yes”
    😂🤣🤣

    • @OncleM
      @OncleM 2 года назад +1

      He's chinese - Hu-ai Am

    • @HenryBlackwell
      @HenryBlackwell 2 года назад

      Cameras make people say funny things

  • @sean380
    @sean380 2 года назад +22

    Where would we be without Security Guards very amusing.

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 2 года назад +8

    You'll be in load's of trouble when there supervisors dinghy docks

  • @MrTfromGB
    @MrTfromGB 2 года назад +6

    We need a "AB's Saturday Night Entertainment Show"
    Still in stitches here 😂👍

  • @miv8789
    @miv8789 2 года назад +1

    If a door opens Im there filming ...... 🤣😅😅😄😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @Confidence_matters_
    @Confidence_matters_ 2 года назад

    AB you calling him a silly sausage is just too funny. It looks to me like these guys had zero entry requirements to their job.
    Thanks for another good video Sir.