Don't touch that chewing tobacco. It gives people oral cancer. Do you remember Bandits tobacco? It was taken off the market because it caused oral cancer. Love your Audits.
@@sunnyinsanya2 as opposed to cigarettes and ecigs which are a basketful of health ) better for your lungs at least! nasty on the gums though, obviously )
@@kaonashicom yeah, I agree it's all toxic. The problem with the chewing tobacco is that it's really concentrated in one small and sensitive part of the skin, and the gums absorb all the toxins as saliva breaks down the tobacco. So the risk of developing cancer is higher than smoking. Shades of grey, but it's more nasty stuff than smoking stuff.
@@XJWill1 haha, life is full of risks, but some things are just obviously worse than others. Chewing tobacco is really asking for trouble. Finger cancer 🤞🤣
If it wasn't for Officer Maoam and The Top Security Guard vid I would have missed this classic and that guy is definitely the £1 fish guy haha. Keep up the good work AB. 👍🏼
@@scotttchviski6706 Wasn't Owen the drunk geezer? If yes, possibly a misfire that's true, but definitely hilarious the comments people were making, counting the words they actually could make out.
Hi A B, I always enjoy your videos, this one with the encounter with the security man was a classic, the first bit when he said you don't have to film the site was so funny!, you could not argue with him really, what he was saying was entirely true, it was not compulsory!. You then had a very nice conversation with him, he is obviously way behind on his tyrant training, maybe he just is a decent person. In the end a very good encounter. Eight minutes in and another encounter with friendly citizens, is there something in the water they drink around there that protects them from fear of cameras, a term which from now on I will contract to F o C. Whatever it is I hope it spreads. Three more delightful meetings after that with such interesting stories, even the last one was much better than he sounded to start with, are your wearing some sort of special; charm hat today. Cheers, Richard.
Great interesting video - I'd say all of AB's subjects were very easy going and friendly enough, especially under the frustrating circumstances ! The people at the steel company towards the end were laid back and made a great impression of their company.
It’s pure joy to watch your vids - with such a marvelous sense of humor (humour) you should be on stage with your own show. Keep up the fabulous entertainment/education!
The 2 guys were happy because they forgot to insure their car 😂😂 and despite the fact they’ve paid 170£ they’re happy 😂😂. They’re definitely from Asgard
Where exactly is Asgard? Asgard, also known as the Realm Eternal, was one of the Nine Realms, located at the center of the milky way galaxy. Asgard was home to the Asgardians, such as Thor and their leader Odin who were worshipped as gods by the human Nords.
Wot a great guard speaking to you like two humans was'nt not using his authority and just having a laugh whilst doing his daily job, not like some arses you meet along your travels, anyway great video AB, i hope you thanked the man off camera, afterwards and explained wot this is about and the jokes was not on him and his been a sound guy. as always i look forward to the next one stay safe AB
"Why are you filming?".."come inside to film"..."stop filming inside"... holy cow. You can't make that up haha... a very positive vibe with all these people in the Video. Looks like everybody has no issue with being recored as long as they don't wear Uniform.
Security was a nice chap just does not realise his company is trying to enforce policies that can’t be enforced hopefully awareness will make his employer not put him in the same situation again
How times have changed. I had my car stolen and it ended up in the police lot. I just wandered in with my kids took out my stuff still in there and the insurance arranged to go and view it. The police left me to it. This was in the days of the IRA but nobody was paranoid. The police were actually supportive then too.
Judith, you are correct, I hope I live to see the day when everyone in the country realises that people can film anything they can see from a “public place” . They can film until the cows come home, further to that even when they have been milked, had their ration of cow cake and are wandering back down the lane to a new field of grass they can still film.
The first man was polite and chilled and not at all arsey. Yes, he was giving a directive, but please don't make fun of people who aren't affluent enough to buy 'real' branded sunglasses etc...
@@mtefft No, he wasn't making fun of the man, per se. He was making fun of his sunglasses, saying they were 'only a Pound!' Are you a moron? The man said he wasn't rich enough to buy the named brand, yet AB persisted. Laughing or not, the man was embarrassed, and you Sir, are a fool
Brilliant Eddie. British Gas are super sensitive over their 'meter inspection facilities' and their private contractors who help them stitch people up.
The A10 is not a motorway, it’s an A road. The clue is in the name. The A10 has residential housing and bus services, completely safe to walk. Motorways have the letter M - as in M25 which don’t have residential housing and bus services.
@Auditing Britain that was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. It has a bit of everything in it apart the dopey police (would have been the icing in the cake). Keep up the great work 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤👊👊👊👊👊👊
Tlpy security officer is model security officer. He was approachable, humble, polite and pleasant. He also demonstrated a good sense of humour. All in all great conversations with most of the public
Beautifully filmed, so funny the guy approached at the end....he was totally baffled with the tower 👍AB....you are master at this.... I'm afraid the rest of the UK'S auditor's need training to your standards.....there really no competition 🤣
Don't touch that chewing tobacco.
It gives people oral cancer.
Do you remember Bandits tobacco?
It was taken off the market because it caused oral cancer.
Love your Audits.
Yeah, that stuff is really bad news.
Just smoke weed it's much safer..
@@sunnyinsanya2 as opposed to cigarettes and ecigs which are a basketful of health ) better for your lungs at least! nasty on the gums though, obviously )
@@kaonashicom yeah, I agree it's all toxic. The problem with the chewing tobacco is that it's really concentrated in one small and sensitive part of the skin, and the gums absorb all the toxins as saliva breaks down the tobacco. So the risk of developing cancer is higher than smoking. Shades of grey, but it's more nasty stuff than smoking stuff.
@@XJWill1 haha, life is full of risks, but some things are just obviously worse than others. Chewing tobacco is really asking for trouble. Finger cancer 🤞🤣
That guy is a very respectful person and I hope his employer takes note!
He just comes across as dumb!
The dude is exemplary . Should get a bonus for being polite and pleasant
Do you mean "employers take note"
But he is clueless about the rights of the public and living in a free society, He could get people hurt out of his ignorance!
The first guy is a good guy. One of a million security guys that isn't too serious and can have a laugh.
That guy was lovely and incredibly honest. Refused a bribe. Well done guys 👍😎👍
I liked the guy at the start. Silly rule he's trying to impose, but he was fun and friendly.
Had me smiling from beginning to end! Well done AB another great video.
If it wasn't for Officer Maoam and The Top Security Guard vid I would have missed this classic and that guy is definitely the £1 fish guy haha. Keep up the good work AB. 👍🏼
He was friendly and respectful (The first guy that is)
That’s true though and begged in his language too .
This like a series of ab adventures! That Asian man at the beginning was such a character but naturally and funny without trying 😂
The guy at the start seemed like a decent guy, now I got that £1 fish song stuck in my head now. Wish him the best tho if he’s reading comments
It's 3 pound fish now days
@@matty1597 with inflation it'll be £5 fish in a couple of weeks
@@sukikahlon1 Definitely need to get a loan out to get that fish soon.
It's me thank you my man 🙏
@@hasan1980hb who the £1 fishman
AB is a champion of the underclass. Man shows empathy. Will always be a legend
ABs the king of Auditors. Hes always polite even when he argues. The other Auditors are too aggressive! They cant survive!
@@rizmark5522 Focus Pocus is more polite than AB
Your brilliant AB 😆 I'm sitting at home here pissing myself laughing 😆 your a very funny guy and a brilliant auditor mate 🙏🙏
John r,watch uk meet the tyrants ,very funny
Sir AB, security sure is wearing a "clayzee" pair of cheap £1 "way-bands." 🤣 😎 🤣
The first guy is alright! Being cheerful just having to do what he has told
True mate
Lovely security guard, good sense of humour too
Being cheerful and just doing what theyre told wtf lmmfoa
Just following orders 🤔
Where have a I heard that before 🤔😮😵💫
@@experiment54 seems there's a fine line 😁
🤣🤣🤣 comedy gold, not scripted , interaction as it happens ; AB your a legend 👏
You’re a one off AB. Your humour and giggle is infectious. None of the other “auditors” come close.
focus pocus is on a level ) not so prolific. but, there is only one AB
@@kaonashicom agreed FP is excellent as well. Shame he doesn’t post so much.
FP has the slight edge. Other auditors post more , but have the occasional" misfire", FP posts less, but I've never seen a "misfire."
@@ianhill4585 What about Owen taking his money but not handing over the catapult?
@@scotttchviski6706 Wasn't Owen the drunk geezer?
If yes, possibly a misfire that's true, but definitely hilarious the comments people were making, counting the words they actually could make out.
Nice, thank you. These car pounds are intimidating and demeaning. You put people at their ease and they relate to you and tell you their story.
Another awesome video..Loved the banter with Ray Ban Man:)
Quality 😂 🤳 with bonus clip 🎞 towards the end .
The security guard ( was polite and begged AB in his language not to 🎥 ) seems like a cool 😎 chap .
You two make a great double act.can’t stop laughing.🤣
What a gentleman the first security guy was. Very respectful
Hi A B, I always enjoy your videos, this one with the encounter with the security man was a classic, the first bit when he said you don't have to film the site was so funny!, you could not argue with him really, what he was saying was entirely true, it was not compulsory!. You then had a very nice conversation with him, he is obviously way behind on his tyrant training, maybe he just is a decent person. In the end a very good encounter.
Eight minutes in and another encounter with friendly citizens, is there something in the water they drink around there that protects them from fear of cameras, a term which from now on I will contract to F o C. Whatever it is I hope it spreads.
Three more delightful meetings after that with such interesting stories, even the last one was much better than he sounded to start with, are your wearing some sort of special; charm hat today.
Cheers, Richard.
What a mad audit! Some wierd characters 😂 great as always any how 👍
Another good vid by AB. Keep them up.
Even when you dont get drama your videos are still entertaining, keep up the good work brother
Nice guy at the start, its funny the way u were laughing with him...At least no police to be rude 🤣🤣....
Great interesting video - I'd say all of AB's subjects were very easy going and friendly enough, especially under the frustrating circumstances ! The people at the steel company towards the end were laid back and made a great impression of their company.
It’s pure joy to watch your vids - with such a marvelous sense of humor (humour) you should be on stage with
your own show. Keep up the fabulous entertainment/education!
Been watching since the beginning man, love youz!
AB does it the right way. Another great video. Respect
What a surreal video this was! Kind of Monty Python vibe to it!
Great video AB, the first guy was cool 😎
love the 1st guy,,hes amazing.
I had been looking for your new videos all evening yesterday, just saw early morning. Love your auditing 😊
The 2 guys were happy because they forgot to insure their car 😂😂 and despite the fact they’ve paid 170£ they’re happy 😂😂.
They’re definitely from Asgard
You could be right .
They are living the life unlike other grumpy 😾 people .
Where exactly is Asgard?
Asgard, also known as the Realm Eternal, was one of the Nine Realms, located at the center of the milky way galaxy. Asgard was home to the Asgardians, such as Thor and their leader Odin who were worshipped as gods by the human Nords.
AB's videos make my day. The man is a magnet for video content
💯 I say exactly the same 🤣
@Chief I don’t think so and also AB is a foreigner from Asgard
@Chief He wont lose his job. He gave a good representation of his company I would say
Exactly.. like you're a magnet for kgbs lol
Totally agree, the rest of the UKs auditor's are pretty shite compared to the master👍
People have become photophobic ,very funny 😂,and people seem so confused all the time,lolol great video AB 🔥🙏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤗😁
I love that security guy man. Such a pleasure to talk to.
Muahahaha. This is video is hilarious. So much random stuff took place. And that guy at the end was the icing on the cake. Good job AB as usual!
That last guy in the Hi-Viz top. Definitely from Cork, Ireland. The accent gives him away.
Carkkk boy. 👌
Educating folk on how to always take note of the police officers shoulder numbers etc. 👏🏼
@JUST LOOKING 👀 There you go. Corrected it :)
Come on baby come on baby 1 pound fish 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohh my ribs nice one AB
It was DJ Audits that was at the ESB the other day 👍. The ESB is A 95% Irish state owned power company that owns power stations in England.
AB is a very funny guy everyone
knows that lol respect mate 🤣
Thank you
You are in a good way obviously its the
same midlands from the FB group chat
Keep up the good work AB 👏🏻
Wot a great guard speaking to you like two humans was'nt not using his authority and just having a laugh whilst doing his daily job, not like some arses you meet along your travels, anyway great video AB, i hope you thanked the man off camera, afterwards and explained wot this is about and the jokes was not on him and his been a sound guy. as always i look forward to the next one stay safe AB
The funniest Auditor ever, and knows his filming law's. Big up AB
yeah always helping and giving where he can
This is the only channel on RUclips that requires my subscription 😂😂😂😂
Funny ending.....the moral of the story is do not approach someone taking video...if you do not want too be on video yourself.
That ending was class, £1 fish 🐟 👏 👌 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great entertainment ab love your videos 👍
"Why are you filming?".."come inside to film"..."stop filming inside"... holy cow. You can't make that up haha... a very positive vibe with all these people in the Video. Looks like everybody has no issue with being recored as long as they don't wear Uniform.
Security was a nice chap just does not realise his company is trying to enforce policies that can’t be enforced hopefully awareness will make his employer not put him in the same situation again
Ab this was great vidoe and all the poeple was very kind and definitely great video 👍 👌 👍
A breath of fresh air A.B from some really nice people.....
*AB* You should do stand up my friend you make me laugh and smile every video 💯
How times have changed. I had my car stolen and it ended up in the police lot. I just wandered in with my kids took out my stuff still in there and the insurance arranged to go and view it. The police left me to it. This was in the days of the IRA but nobody was paranoid. The police were actually supportive then too.
Judith, you are correct, I hope I live to see the day when everyone in the country realises that people can film anything they can see from a “public place” . They can film until the cows come home, further to that even when they have been milked, had their ration of cow cake and are wandering back down the lane to a new field of grass they can still film.
I was just about to Google one Pound Fish now I don't have to😂 great stuff ab
....this was just an awesome and very funny video AB.... hats off to you mukka for public interaction wherever you go!. .....
The Muppet Master AB 🤣thanks for keeping us informed and entertained 😉🙂
I love, my one pound Poundland faux tortoiseshell raybans. AB, don't be dissing the one pound sunglasses, fella. 🤣🤣
Brilliant one again. AB always makes me laugh Thanks AB 👍👍
Thanks AB, many thanks I will add Perivale to my ever increasing list of "places I never want to visit".
Security is maybe the most polite honourable security ever videod by an auditor maybe
If only everyone was KIND to one another
The first man was polite and chilled and not at all arsey. Yes, he was giving a directive, but please don't make fun of people who aren't affluent enough to buy 'real' branded sunglasses etc...
Yeah it's just reaching at that point.
He wasn't making fun of the man. It's called humor, banter. Did the man look offended to you?
@@mtefft No, he wasn't making fun of the man, per se. He was making fun of his sunglasses, saying they were 'only a Pound!' Are you a moron? The man said he wasn't rich enough to buy the named brand, yet AB persisted. Laughing or not, the man was embarrassed, and you Sir, are a fool
I'm sure the police are racist.No I'm sure the Police are racist and I know I'm right.
Love you AB and there's nothing you can do about it.
@@mtefft hmu with ur mums number ill send some "banter" messages dw
Jump the fence ? ...He thinks you're Spiderman !
Guy at the beginning is a good person.
What a mixed day, from counterfit sun glases in a police yard to a company at the end steeling :)
I love an evening with AB.
Do you like an evening with the D too?
funny AF is AB never fails to make me laugh wat a guy
Funny
Keep up the good work AB
Brilliant Eddie. British Gas are super sensitive over their 'meter inspection facilities' and their private contractors who help them stitch people up.
Yess
When he said "Steel", you should've asked him what he steals and does he ever get caught. 😂
I remember coming here 15 years ago to pick up my uninsured car. Expensive lesson but one well learnt lol
The A10 is not a motorway, it’s an A road. The clue is in the name. The A10 has residential housing and bus services, completely safe to walk. Motorways have the letter M - as in M25 which don’t have residential housing and bus services.
@Auditing Britain that was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. It has a bit of everything in it apart the dopey police (would have been the icing in the cake). Keep up the great work 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤👊👊👊👊👊👊
I don't recognise this place as Britain any longer
Definitely one Pound Fish💯😂😂😂🇬🇧🔥
I fitted an industrial gas meter there about 15 years ago lol, forgot that place was there. Brings back memories.
When the people waiting long for there car they go crazy they hit the fence 🤣🤣 that part got me
From the start I wondered how this video was gonna perivale A.B
boom boom 💥 👏 👌
A sneaky one there from a fast tank....🤣🤣
AB that was really interesting talking to those people was like the way news media used to be 👍👍
Keep up the good work mate 👍👍👍👍👍👍
That final bit was amazing
Hey AB, you should turn your on screen chuckles into a phone ring tone, I will buy the first. You get me laughing each time you do it. A real tonic.
Thanks AB for your job
He is the only guy I actually wait for the next upload he's a comedian with a camera 🤣
@@WhoKnowsWho AB is not a comedían. Is an activist.
He shows us how to protect our civil rights
Tlpy security officer is model security officer. He was approachable, humble, polite and pleasant. He also demonstrated a good sense of humour. All in all great conversations with most of the public
You had me there momentarily when you said Paris lol
Also make sure you get a 'prescription' for that tobacco my friend 😂
I kind of guessed you were going to play the one pound fish at some point.. 😆
People jump fence that killed me ..lol 😆..they must be giants to jump fence lol 😆 😂 🤣 😄 😅 😜 😆 😂 🤣yeh come in ..yes then get papped out lol 😆
Ab your the man at winding people up lol funny
Quite nice and sweet, not much going on lol.
Then brilliant at the end. 🤣🤣
AB Said No what a legend 🤣
Mr gangnam man was a nice guy with his wonky Ray-Ban 😂
Moat bizarre ending ever. Not the one quid fish guy
Beautifully filmed, so funny the guy approached at the end....he was totally baffled with the tower 👍AB....you are master at this.... I'm afraid the rest of the UK'S auditor's need training to your standards.....there really no competition 🤣
You crack me up every time! 🤣🤣🤣
AB - That car is insured, but it’s not taxed and doesn’t have a valid MOT! 🤣
No one swallowed the hook today AB , you need new bait 🤣
Respect to the man funny video AB
OHH IT IS AN OFFENCE SPITTING 😂👌👌