Why I Went To Hospital

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @ella-dg8ln
    @ella-dg8ln 5 лет назад +7143

    after 7 years of living with dan, phil remembered he didn’t live alone

    • @romystella7195
      @romystella7195 5 лет назад +204

      Lol. I did something similar yesterday. I forgot about my sister and for a second I thought I was an only child!

    • @patblack781
      @patblack781 5 лет назад +110

      @@romystella7195 My mother once told my sister very siriously that she had no sister. Seems like I'm not existing xD

    • @romystella7195
      @romystella7195 5 лет назад +36

      Pat Black omg that’s so sad!

    • @rileypolaris6519
      @rileypolaris6519 5 лет назад +28

      ella *Despacito play alexa*

    • @mcost4098
      @mcost4098 3 года назад +6

      I mean... I did once fall over in the hallway and think the person looming over me was a home intruder and not my sister I've lived with my entire life (yes this did cause my concussed, salt deficient self to try to kick at her from the floor. I'm told it was hilarious)

  • @turnaboutlovely
    @turnaboutlovely 5 лет назад +3186

    this is so sad dan make some toast

  • @wittyusernamesareacryforva4748
    @wittyusernamesareacryforva4748 5 лет назад +5471

    Without the protection of an emo fringe, Phil's head is vulnerable...

  • @yeraravenclawemma1329
    @yeraravenclawemma1329 5 лет назад +5722

    Phil: Dan dANNN dannnn DANNNNN
    Dan: wOt
    Phil: I fELl oVEr
    Dan: WHAT THEF
    Phil: töast

    • @greentea4617
      @greentea4617 5 лет назад +39

      You have 666 likes and I really dont wanna ruin it

    • @oceaneightzeroeight
      @oceaneightzeroeight 5 лет назад +15

      It’s @ 825 now, I think you can like it

    • @marv5021
      @marv5021 5 лет назад +30

      töâśt

    • @sophiewilliams4500
      @sophiewilliams4500 5 лет назад +7

      F*cking love your username

    • @danifyx9978
      @danifyx9978 5 лет назад +3

      @@greentea4617 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 666 lmao

  • @rosebudgirl1857
    @rosebudgirl1857 5 лет назад +7994

    Dan just sleepily saying "wOt" to Phil screaming his name at five in the morning is a mood.

  • @christina2077
    @christina2077 5 лет назад +964

    phil: *faints, is lying on the ground unable to move*
    phil: *gets some toast and goes back to sleep*

  • @KickThePj
    @KickThePj 5 лет назад +8358

    I'm glad you are feeling better now phil! I hope I am more than an npc in ur life story

  • @wyves
    @wyves 5 лет назад +3061

    Dan: *wOt*
    Phil: *I NEED TOAST DAN*
    So this is just a mood

    • @Alex-vo5bm
      @Alex-vo5bm 5 лет назад +7

      *It'S JuST a PHaSe*

    • @mayawhitaker7519
      @mayawhitaker7519 5 лет назад +1

      i read this in their voices. is there something wrong with me?

  • @hueeeka
    @hueeeka 5 лет назад +613

    phil: *faints*
    phil: “ *get the toast* ”

  • @eileenzamby3214
    @eileenzamby3214 5 лет назад +3339

    I always knew Phil was secretly a fainting goat-

    • @sarahputrus3953
      @sarahputrus3953 5 лет назад +4

      I just searched that up and it literally (lol) made my day

    • @ranthetrashcan
      @ranthetrashcan 5 лет назад +12

      the goat liked ur comment

    • @emotea7843
      @emotea7843 5 лет назад +1

      I said this seven hours ago lolol
      woW u Got notIcED conGraTs

    • @eileenzamby3214
      @eileenzamby3214 5 лет назад +3

      @@emotea7843 sorry that we think similarly? clearly our humour is on par without each other. i popped in, watched the video, and commented, I'm surprised as you are my dude ✌

  • @kueraleido
    @kueraleido 5 лет назад +1202

    Neither Dan nor Phil makes any sense in the beginning.
    Phil: *falls*
    Phil: "Dan doesn't exist, so I'm gonna die. That's fine, but will my ghost (wearing emoji PJ's) haunt my least favorite room in my house? Oh, wait. Dan actually does exist!"
    Phil: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllpppppp! I fell over!!!!!"
    Dan: "OMG!!! HE FELL!!! THAT MEANS THERE'S A HOME INTRUDER!!!!!!"
    Dan: "I know! I know! I'll fight the intruder with a pillow!"
    Phil: "Toast."
    Dan: "Hospital."

    • @doingyourmom69
      @doingyourmom69 4 года назад +36

      i mean, to be fair, it was like 5 in the morning xD

    • @mygayrats
      @mygayrats 3 года назад +26

      Tipical dan and phil behaviour tbh

    • @mel42rocks
      @mel42rocks 3 года назад +9

      You shouldn't go to the hospital hungry

  • @mirelx925
    @mirelx925 5 лет назад +3384

    That’s the healthiest brain I’ve ever seen as a med student I’m turned on

  • @pickledlettuce9228
    @pickledlettuce9228 5 лет назад +2349

    Phil: falls over, has a serious migraine, and has weird vision
    Phil's brain: *mmmm toast*

    • @ineke2041
      @ineke2041 5 лет назад +3

      Its not a migraine

    • @Will........
      @Will........ 5 лет назад +2

      I mean me too, Phil

    • @a_bear
      @a_bear 5 лет назад +15

      Migraines are different from "regular" headaches :) Phil might have had a migrane attack for sure tho

    • @anaxlouise
      @anaxlouise 5 лет назад +12

      Ineke it could have been. migraines arent the same for everyone and they can cause a lot of different medical complications that can go along with it, such as a vasovagal attack.

    • @jennabrickey7527
      @jennabrickey7527 5 лет назад +6

      Mikayla Akre no its
      Phil: falls over
      Phil: I’VE FALLEN ANS I CANT GET UP!

  • @Noelle9194
    @Noelle9194 5 лет назад +686

    Dan: omg are u ok?!
    Phil: get me toast

  • @gabrielaguaman5110
    @gabrielaguaman5110 5 лет назад +326

    phil: "am i dying?"
    also phil: "lets get this bread"

  • @sadielyons5546
    @sadielyons5546 5 лет назад +268

    No dan
    I’m fine
    I just
    Need
    Toast

  • @floraeaster
    @floraeaster 5 лет назад +404

    *drama*
    Phil:"pause for dramatic effect"
    *drama **_intensifies_*

  • @pbmmiles
    @pbmmiles 4 года назад +186

    98% of the comments: toast
    1.9% of the comments: him dying in the fanfics
    0.1% of the comments: Phil’s brain looks nice

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 4 года назад +3

      And people diagnosing him and freaking out over Dan’s parts in the story.

    • @pbmmiles
      @pbmmiles 4 года назад +2

      JamaicanRain yes that too

    • @hihello6647
      @hihello6647 3 года назад +1

      *Did you know 42% of statistics are made up on the spot?*

  • @ErikaGrape
    @ErikaGrape 5 лет назад +827

    The bread thing was funny but honestly that was just your body telling you to consume some fast carbs asap to get those values up. Please take care of yourself Phil. You were just on tour for half a year, don't overwork yourself. Take a break.

    • @whoopsiedaisy-iq8ig
      @whoopsiedaisy-iq8ig 5 лет назад +3

      Erika Grape EXACTLY

    • @LizG27
      @LizG27 5 лет назад +5

      I was a nurse and coming to say this exact thing.

    • @ranthetrashcan
      @ranthetrashcan 5 лет назад +2

      TAKE A BREAK AND GEEET AWAAAAAY
      someone pls get this reference or this will just be awkward

    • @kittennature
      @kittennature 5 лет назад +2

      rUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER LETS GO UPSTATE

    • @ranthetrashcan
      @ranthetrashcan 5 лет назад

      @@kittennature thank u frend

  • @dibby4946
    @dibby4946 5 лет назад +3819

    dan is the sweetest bestfriend what the hell

  • @elviraperez383
    @elviraperez383 5 лет назад +2830

    Phil: *faints*
    Also Phil: well this calls for a toast

    • @redpandashatecherries
      @redpandashatecherries 5 лет назад +50

      I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR

    • @Unknowndino03
      @Unknowndino03 5 лет назад +35

      ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KIND OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY

    • @yeehaw7189
      @yeehaw7189 5 лет назад +23

      WELL THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST SO POUR THE CHAMPAGNE POUR THE CHAMPAGNE,,,,,, AGAAAAIIIINNN I CHIMED IN, HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR NO

    • @tobi7532
      @tobi7532 5 лет назад +16

      OH WELL IN FACT
      I MEAN LOOK AT IT THIS WAY I MEAN TECHNICALLY MY LIFE IS SAVED
      SO THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST

    • @v1d3øst4rr
      @v1d3øst4rr 5 лет назад +14

      SO POUR THE TEA-A POUR THE TEA-A

  • @bonnie5076
    @bonnie5076 5 лет назад +1161

    8:25 if you have had a stroke or some kind of brain damage, it can affect your movement and you literally just dont walk in a straight line, you veer to the side. Nose tapping is to make sure you still have all of your coordination and nothing has been inmediately damaged there

    • @shalaulaw
      @shalaulaw 5 лет назад +29

      Yup it's to do with proprioception, if everything's working fine your hand will know where your nose is, if not you'll be able to touch your face but it won't quite be your nose

    • @SeanPinto
      @SeanPinto 5 лет назад +4

      Can confirm. Exactly like that.

    • @charlieblake4434
      @charlieblake4434 5 лет назад +13

      He never had coordination in the first place though 😂

    • @josephanddelilah1909
      @josephanddelilah1909 5 лет назад +1

      Unrelated but 666 likes

    • @teashe
      @teashe 5 лет назад

      @@shalaulaw actually isnt it vestibular system?

  • @BooksBlogs23
    @BooksBlogs23 3 месяца назад +11

    for anyone rewatching this in the future like i am. if you hit your head DO NOT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT AWAY.

  • @AntisocialZoe
    @AntisocialZoe 5 лет назад +121

    This man has to stop scaring his fans. I was legit terrified.

  • @sei-kohai2915
    @sei-kohai2915 5 лет назад +142

    “Will my ghost be wearing emoji pajama’s and will my ghost really have to haunt the worst room of the house?”
    PRIORITIES

  • @bread5013
    @bread5013 5 лет назад +974

    "it looks more like a brain than i thought it would"
    ....phil what did you expect?

  • @beeftaco7086
    @beeftaco7086 5 лет назад +728

    “The head doctor... brain doctor... *broctor?* “ I can’t😂😂😂😂😂

    • @emokayla0446
      @emokayla0446 5 лет назад +1

      Hi I’m Pete Wenz From mcr same😂😂

    • @unnamedpoet9767
      @unnamedpoet9767 5 лет назад +1

      Honestly that quote is me during science class.
      And I love your username.
      And profile pic.
      Brendon with puppies is everything.

  • @whistlingbanshee5038
    @whistlingbanshee5038 5 лет назад +824

    Phil: Falls and hits head.
    Also Phil: *sleeps on a concussion* THIS IS FINE.

    • @Riley-sk8xb
      @Riley-sk8xb 5 лет назад +1

      Lol, pretty much me when I had my concussion.

    • @raydawson8236
      @raydawson8236 5 лет назад +6

      Fun fact, if the person is able to have conscious conversations and function pretty well it’s alright for them to sleep with a concussion!

    • @Nyctolust
      @Nyctolust 5 лет назад +3

      ....he didn't have a concussion though

  • @Kirill-rc5ng
    @Kirill-rc5ng 5 лет назад +264

    I feel like Dan is the girl in horror movies that goes in to a tense and scary situation in their underwear

  • @pricklycactus6793
    @pricklycactus6793 5 лет назад +34

    "If it was serious, I'd probably be dead by now!"
    I live by that quote.

    • @two5arin893
      @two5arin893 2 года назад

      Being American be like. (Shitty healthcare)

  • @ladykaya7330
    @ladykaya7330 5 лет назад +460

    y’all that shirt suits him so well

  • @miaalv
    @miaalv 5 лет назад +454

    When you were talking about fainting I got an ad with background music saying "get up, get up"

  • @youlikejazz8102
    @youlikejazz8102 5 лет назад +508

    Why is phil me in a death situation - "am I gonna haunt this room?" "I want toast" 😂

    • @dzbonk
      @dzbonk 5 лет назад

      bts everywhere

  • @helloiamnoone4318
    @helloiamnoone4318 5 лет назад +94

    Phil seems very perky and extra adorable in this and I love this

    • @charlie891
      @charlie891 5 лет назад +1

      Ffion he's probably high

  • @emmamelton6542
    @emmamelton6542 5 лет назад +40

    doctors: medicine
    phil, an intellectual: t o a s t

  • @johannahall2143
    @johannahall2143 5 лет назад +470

    I fainted in the supermarket with my mum last week. She had given me the car keys to get back to car while she checked out cos I felt lightheaded . I didn't make it past the entrance. Her reaction when she came out with the trolley and saw me sitting on a chair with staff around me was.. Well u didn't make it very far did you XD

  • @Zara-fc8xq
    @Zara-fc8xq 4 года назад +38

    Phil: dan DaNnnnnNnn DANNNnNNN DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
    Dan: Wot
    Phil :I fell over
    Dan: What the...
    Phil: *toast* ✌️

  • @amy_cwwalsh2410
    @amy_cwwalsh2410 5 лет назад +141

    They protecc
    They attac
    But most importantly....
    They made sure that philly is back on tracc 💗 ( glad your doing okay btw) ☺
    ( also thanks for the likes, you guys are awesome! ❤)

    • @morganl6421
      @morganl6421 5 лет назад +1

      Your comment is so adorable oml

    • @amy_cwwalsh2410
      @amy_cwwalsh2410 5 лет назад

      @@morganl6421 awh thanks! that's really nice of you to say :)

  • @Razbeariez
    @Razbeariez 5 лет назад +1670

    Okay so I don't know a lot about brains, but I do know some and that legitimately is a very good looking brain. Like the best I've ever seen. So congrats on that haha

    • @issy-jo7808
      @issy-jo7808 5 лет назад +76

      Damn. Unwanted flex

    • @lexilewis4347
      @lexilewis4347 5 лет назад +1

      Isabel Yeetyeet howell 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @klaytonalexandermatthews2047
      @klaytonalexandermatthews2047 5 лет назад +8

      just curious, what kind of visable characteristics can you expect from a healthy brain?

    • @gracelee4195
      @gracelee4195 5 лет назад +9

      “weird flex but ok”😂

    • @gwendolyn2976
      @gwendolyn2976 5 лет назад +1

      Right im in anatomy right now and Phil's brain looks like one of the models we use before we look at the wet tissue.

  • @kata2436
    @kata2436 5 лет назад +542

    Doctor: so what kind of music would you like to listen :)
    Phil: id like some pop or relaxing music thx
    *rip roach by xxxtentacion starts playing*

    • @bl-ls9on
      @bl-ls9on 5 лет назад +1

      *yung brats has left the chat*

  • @trinityinfinity5356
    @trinityinfinity5356 5 лет назад +92

    😂😂 Phil this was a serious situation and the way he tells it I'm laughing hysterically and I feel terrible

  • @mariamkhan9987
    @mariamkhan9987 5 лет назад +91

    only Phil would want a piece of toast while he's fainting

  • @demarisoxman4600
    @demarisoxman4600 3 года назад +8

    about 7:07, idk what medical privacy laws are like in the UK but it could be that the doctor is not legally allowed to say anything about test results around other patients, even if it's just "everything's fine." Privacy laws can be reaaaaal strict, so doctors gotta take precautions.
    Also the walk-in-a-line-and-tap-your-nose test is a coordination thing; most of the time head injuries or brain damage will throw your coordination off.

  • @Jessica-bz1vm
    @Jessica-bz1vm 5 лет назад +17

    0:18
    “What a sweetie you are”
    The way Phil said that just made my day!😂 How can a grown man be so adorable!?😍
    Also toast.

  • @katherinegrace7336
    @katherinegrace7336 5 лет назад +69

    *accidental dab*

  • @ashc7026
    @ashc7026 5 лет назад +164

    funny enough i had fainted in January cause i did not have enough water and when i woke up the first thing i wanted was toast lol

    • @ashc7026
      @ashc7026 5 лет назад

      @@cherryyoshi LOL 😂 😂

    • @ashc7026
      @ashc7026 5 лет назад

      @@pennyrain_ idk my brother and mum found it weird 😂

  • @juliwantsthemoon3445
    @juliwantsthemoon3445 5 лет назад +341

    Wait when Phil was looking at his brain,wasn’t his brain looking at itself??

  • @ellabradley4219
    @ellabradley4219 5 лет назад +10

    “Kind of a no-brainer”
    He made a pun without realising

  • @Ring_My_Bell
    @Ring_My_Bell 5 лет назад +716

    As someone who has lost someone to a brain tumour and them describing it as “clamping” on their head, I had a heart attack

  • @toastjuice3687
    @toastjuice3687 5 лет назад +7

    The fact that he had dan to look after him just makes this story so adorable

  • @m4zzystars
    @m4zzystars 5 лет назад +147

    pinof 10 is the next phil video

  • @rachel7735
    @rachel7735 5 лет назад +403

    HEY! YOU’RE DYING!
    BA DOOOOOMMM CCCHHHHHH

  • @recordswithrem1547
    @recordswithrem1547 3 года назад +11

    Anyone here after he ate glue

  • @sandydog426
    @sandydog426 5 лет назад +97

    I fainted in front of 200 people one time. It was a special service for graduating high school seniors at my church; we went to the front of the room, and under those hot lights in my stuffy robes, with 200 friends, family, congregants and God watching, I hit the floor and woke up to my mom and pastor patting my face:P

    • @insertsomethingcreativeher7388
      @insertsomethingcreativeher7388 5 лет назад

      lmao

    • @88megagirl
      @88megagirl 5 лет назад +1

      sandydog426 Same sorta thing happened to me. It was a college induction day and in this lecture hall I got super hot and claustrophobic and anxious (especially cause about 10 of my high school bullies and a billion other strangers were there) and I just remember lying back in my seat and waking up at the front of the auditorium with everyone staring at me and the bullies laughing and the teachers giving me sips of water

    • @elianna838
      @elianna838 5 лет назад +3

      I feel you. I one time fainted in front of my entire extended family and some random strangers in my synagogue after inhaling too much helium from some balloons my cousin and I had found XD

    • @AJVanDiest
      @AJVanDiest 5 лет назад +2

      When I was in 2nd grade my chorus put on a show for my entire school about 500 people and I locked my knees so it cut off circulation to my brain so I fainted... in front of about 500 people for the next 4 years of my life whenever I introduced my self to someone they would always say “hey are you that girl who fainted at that preformance thing”

  • @lunax5098
    @lunax5098 5 лет назад +225

    5:00 Phil you’re so precious😩😂

  • @Sunflower0599
    @Sunflower0599 5 лет назад +101

    As a med student it really annoys me that people are trying to diagnose Phil in the comments of this video 🙄

    • @seanthebluesheep
      @seanthebluesheep 5 лет назад +8

      Amilia Kayla As a very real doctor I can confidently diagnose Phil with the brain spiders.

  • @hpsauce8152
    @hpsauce8152 5 лет назад +11

    5:51
    Is it weird that I love needles?
    Whenever I have to get one I get really excited and I tell everyone about it and I’m like ‘YAY IM GETTING A NEEDLE SOON!’
    All my friends think I am actually insane.

    • @s0fthowell33
      @s0fthowell33 4 года назад +3

      HP Sauce HOW?! I WILL CRY AT THE THOUGHT OF NEEDLES-

    • @AnnaS-es2yr
      @AnnaS-es2yr 3 года назад +2

      o.O wowowowoowowoowoowowoowowoowooowowowowowoowowowowoowowowow

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 7 месяцев назад

      I have to pretend to be asleep so my body won't freak out.

  • @amandapotgieter8576
    @amandapotgieter8576 5 лет назад +184

    I once fainted in my science class and everyone in my class thought I was dead because my eyes were still open and rolling back.
    When my science teacher woke me up the first thing I though was 'muuum don't wake me up I don't wanna go to school I jus wanna sleeeep!' 😂😂
    Glad ur okay phil!

    • @johannahall2143
      @johannahall2143 5 лет назад +2

      Haha same I once passed out in science. Unfortunately my first words when I was told by my teacher I fainted was... Haha lol XD

    • @amandapotgieter8576
      @amandapotgieter8576 5 лет назад

      Oh wow 😂😂

    • @anyamcc_8853
      @anyamcc_8853 5 лет назад +4

      Hahaha omg I fainted in church with the school and it actually does feel like you’re waking up from sleep! I was so confused as to why my teacher was in my room hahaha 😂😂

    • @amandapotgieter8576
      @amandapotgieter8576 5 лет назад +1

      It's so weird ey? Lol

    • @panicatthediscofan7648
      @panicatthediscofan7648 5 лет назад +1

      That happened to me but I'm drama class

  • @poetmgc
    @poetmgc 4 года назад +2

    why does he look so freaking good in this shade of blue

  • @JennyTseselsky
    @JennyTseselsky 5 лет назад +82

    *why was phil a little kid calling for his mom to tell her that he threw up when he was just sat there calling dan’s name*

  • @mcr_fan4528
    @mcr_fan4528 5 лет назад +24

    *looks at brain*
    "This looks more of a brain then I thought."
    Well you see Phil IT'S YOUR BRAIN!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @kittiekat10105
    @kittiekat10105 4 года назад +2

    Once I was in a choir rehearsal and I was super dehydrated and it was super hot. We're about to finish a run of the song, I'm doing the long high note, next thing I know I'm on my back on the risers with various sopranos surrounding me and handing me water. When I passed out I thought I was still singing. Fainting is a trip.

  • @skatertita
    @skatertita 4 года назад +5

    Phil is the only person I know who is this happy talking about his near death experience

  • @wittyusernamesareacryforva4748
    @wittyusernamesareacryforva4748 5 лет назад +458

    Oh my god the title of this scared me so much...
    I'm so glad you're okay!
    I get really terrible headaches where I can't see sometimes, so I guess I partially understand; not knowing what's wrong is so scary...

    • @tashacope4663
      @tashacope4663 5 лет назад +8

      Yunn Nan that could be a migraine, they can affect your vision sometimes. My sister gets them and says the left side of her vision is half gone if she has a migraine

    • @annevcz
      @annevcz 5 лет назад +1

      @@tashacope4663 you all who experience this should go to the doctor. I had the same problem and then the doctors found out that the migraines were just a symptom of another, more serious illness. So I got some medication and now these migraines are gone, which is great!

    • @Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming
      @Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming 5 лет назад +2

      Those are called migraines.

    • @elizabethhall6820
      @elizabethhall6820 5 лет назад +1

      i feel this, ive had multiple head scans bc of my chronic migraines, d a i l y im not dead y e t

    • @unicornpug1022
      @unicornpug1022 5 лет назад

      I have glasses and when I don't wear them, I get terrible headaches

  • @gingermoonchild6582
    @gingermoonchild6582 5 лет назад +64

    I'm so glad you're feeling better now Phil. In high school I went through something kind of similar, I fainted because I was under too much pressure and my anxiety was so high that my brain just couldn't handle it anymore and shut off for a few seconds. Please take care of yourself, we all worry for you! Luckily you had Dan to look after you and help you. Just remember you are loved and don't overworked yourself boy, we all want your happiness and your well-being ✨

  • @beenisweenisiii3825
    @beenisweenisiii3825 4 года назад +6

    "Why are you here, you look so well!" is not something you want to be hearing from a supposed medical professional

  • @rem8990
    @rem8990 5 лет назад +286

    Phil, Adriana Eagle left a comment you should really see:
    "Phil, I know you’ll never see this, but it looks to me like you have something known as Chiari Malformation.
    Notice how your brain goes down past the back part of your skull? I have it and had to have surgery for it when I was 14. It can cause fainting like you had and can initiate migraines with aura (what you had). I REALLY think you should get a second opinion.
    Guys, please PLEASE get his attention with this. It could save him some serious problems. I had several neurologists miss mine until one found it and fixed it!"

  • @Nastaxyz
    @Nastaxyz 5 лет назад +123

    I'm going to be in the hospital from the heart attack you nearly gave me!

  • @payloona
    @payloona 5 лет назад +69

    WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY PHIL?!??!
    Edit: Just read the description, i do NOT like needles, im scared help

    • @addisynmayes
      @addisynmayes 5 лет назад

      Kit Kat IM PETRIFIED OF NEEDLESSS

    • @payloona
      @payloona 5 лет назад

      \Addisyn Mayes Covers/ REEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @nomnomnoming
      @nomnomnoming 5 лет назад

      Same..Im crying cuz i was Phil going to talk about needles..

    • @erinIs
      @erinIs 5 лет назад

      Kit Kat puberty

  • @em9486
    @em9486 5 лет назад +3439

    Dan and Phil: “why does Phil always die in the fanfics???”
    Phil: *toast*

  • @christina2077
    @christina2077 5 лет назад +2825

    phil: *faints, is lying on the ground unable to get up*
    dan: wtf?! are you ok?
    phil: t-to-
    dan: ?
    phil: t o a s t

  • @imogen6525
    @imogen6525 5 лет назад +1864

    “ dan Dan,”
    “Wot?”
    “ fell over”

    • @gremlin751
      @gremlin751 4 года назад +39

      ultimate waifu “WHAT THE FUCK”

    • @samiacool9
      @samiacool9 4 года назад +28

      *T 0 @ S T*

  • @emma-zm6ji
    @emma-zm6ji 5 лет назад +4502

    phil's brain: i think we're dying
    phil: *t o A s T ?*

  • @kak_yoinn
    @kak_yoinn 5 лет назад +1309

    Phil: Dan! DAAN! DAAAAAANNNN!!!
    Dan: wut?
    Phil: I fell over
    Dan: What the *Y E E*

    • @Luna-cm6im
      @Luna-cm6im 5 лет назад +38

      phil trash no2 bc dan stole my rank
      Dan: well do ya need anything?
      Phil: a good slice of toast will do
      Dan: M’kay?

    • @kak_yoinn
      @kak_yoinn 5 лет назад +15

      @@Luna-cm6im if i was phil i honestly would of wanted toast too, but maybe sum LÖÖPS too

    • @kak_yoinn
      @kak_yoinn 5 лет назад

      why does this have so many likes it's not even funny wtf thank u so much tho

  • @luciereeves4482
    @luciereeves4482 5 лет назад +1090

    Dan and phil are a living comedy show. Phil fainted and Dan came in his underwear with a pillow and phil just wanted toast. ????

    • @hypothesised4453
      @hypothesised4453 5 лет назад +26

      Lucie Reeves it’s not comedy if enough of us do this irl 🤧✊🏼

  • @jesse156
    @jesse156 5 лет назад +3351

    Phil: *becomes fainting goat*
    Phil’s brain: *toasty time*

  • @lollystacey
    @lollystacey 5 лет назад +3569

    dan: omg phil are you oka-
    phil: _toast_
    dan: wh- what?
    phil: *_t o a s t_*

  • @aarzoo7877
    @aarzoo7877 5 лет назад +3078

    as a med student.. phil has such a nice brain that mri was satisfying af

    • @andyporter5494
      @andyporter5494 5 лет назад +137

      Aarzoo Bhatia this comment if fucking crazy i love kt

    • @afantasyforyou
      @afantasyforyou 5 лет назад +325

      People who like brains:
      Med students and zombies

    • @endymionredacted1304
      @endymionredacted1304 4 года назад +225

      send brain pics

    • @liyre4189
      @liyre4189 4 года назад +87

      what what does that mean?? what are the features of a nice brain

    • @ElusiveLion741
      @ElusiveLion741 4 года назад +48

      I can say with 100% confidence that I never thought I'd read this kind of comment lol

  • @jasmine-km2lv
    @jasmine-km2lv 5 лет назад +676

    Phil: **faints and could possibly be pregnant with an alien child or on the verge of death**
    Also Phil: toast

  • @guccitae8416
    @guccitae8416 5 лет назад +5823

    Phil: faints
    Also Phil: lets get this bread

  • @breeglaude279
    @breeglaude279 5 лет назад +893

    Dan: U OK??! HOW DID U FALL?? WHAT HAPPE- Phil: toast mate. Gimme toast

  • @marceljacobs1098
    @marceljacobs1098 5 лет назад +1088

    get some rest, tall child! you can't keep burning the candle at both ends!

  • @aloe5124
    @aloe5124 5 лет назад +3883

    Phil:DAAAAANNNN×10
    Dan:whAt
    Phil:I fell
    Dan: *runs in holding attack pillow* arE YOU OKAY??
    Phil:toast
    Dan:wha-
    Phil: toAST

  • @emularkey
    @emularkey 5 лет назад +7351

    dan: should I call an ambulance?
    phil’s brain:
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    phil: t o a s t.

    • @angeladvise
      @angeladvise 5 лет назад +48

      i once sliced my ass in the bath (long story), and my sister did the same thing even tho i was sobbin (i think she just thought i wanted to show her a meme or something akjsdgkjasbd)

    • @strawberrysweets_
      @strawberrysweets_ 5 лет назад +8

      i don't like it when people say toast, it's the name of my dead pet.

    • @coffeelover6765
      @coffeelover6765 5 лет назад +17

      Strawberry Sweets well that got depressing fast. I’m sorry for your loss.

    • @yamooo9637
      @yamooo9637 5 лет назад +9

      @@strawberrysweets_ toast

    • @_starlight_9104
      @_starlight_9104 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @alyssaprince4187
    @alyssaprince4187 5 лет назад +551

    Phil: faints
    Dan: *a responsible human and asks if he should get and ambulance
    Phil: who needs a doctor when you have toast

    • @xckurcl139_
      @xckurcl139_ 4 года назад +14

      A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

  • @shreya7673
    @shreya7673 5 лет назад +2848

    phil; *faints*
    dan; oh my god phil are you okay? do we needa go to the hospital?
    phil; no, i need 𝘵𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵

  • @catygrey838
    @catygrey838 5 лет назад +3474

    Half naked Dan runs in to save Phil and finds out that Phil is on the floor who had just fainted and he wanted toast more than anything
    You guys are a living sit com, I swear

  • @six______
    @six______ 5 лет назад +3383

    Is dying
    *T 0 s t t y m e*

    • @Red-lf9tm
      @Red-lf9tm 5 лет назад +45

      Every time is toast time

    • @plarizedpinklemnz6964
      @plarizedpinklemnz6964 4 года назад +3

      I read that in my mind in a northern accent
      *Why though-*

  • @midnite_martyr4169
    @midnite_martyr4169 5 лет назад +1899

    *Phil thinks he’s gonna die*
    *Phils brain: T O A S T*

    • @tomlay3593
      @tomlay3593 5 лет назад +13

      * Phil
      * Phil's

    • @smollestbeanlol
      @smollestbeanlol 5 лет назад +14

      "Phill"
      "Phills"
      Im NSKLSLDLG

    • @apollo1939
      @apollo1939 5 лет назад +7

      *PHILL*
      LMAO SKSKKS

    • @stewyhosseini
      @stewyhosseini 5 лет назад +20

      Wįnter Røse D A N I D E S I R E T O S T

    • @midnite_martyr4169
      @midnite_martyr4169 5 лет назад +3

      Also omg thank you for so many likes and thanks Phil for liking my comment I’m flipping out lmao

  • @christina2077
    @christina2077 5 лет назад +714

    phil: *faints, is lying on the ground unable to move*
    phil: e m o j i p a j a m a s

    • @4l1y4h9
      @4l1y4h9 5 лет назад +3

      Christina T t o a s t

  • @brivitelli7377
    @brivitelli7377 5 лет назад +2031

    I can just hear that “WOT?” from Dan 😂😂

    • @NickZephyr
      @NickZephyr 5 лет назад +21

      Bri Vitelli Phil’s impression of him is SPOT ON i love it 😂

    • @robinobregon387
      @robinobregon387 5 лет назад +1

      Same XD

  • @anemoia3154
    @anemoia3154 4 года назад +390

    his head was fuzzy. he didn’t know what was going on, his eyes seemed to delay movement. _is this is,_ he thought. _is this how it ends?_ The room was small, and the dim light seemed to be blinding to him. Suddenly, his vision went black and the next thing he knew, he was on the floor. He called for Dan and he rushed in, concerned about his best friend. _This can’t be the end,_ he thought in a panic. Then suddenly, a new thought echoed through his head.
    *t o a s t*

  • @f3ral_gh0st
    @f3ral_gh0st 5 лет назад +1758

    phil: *faints*
    dan, freaking out: omg what happened are you ok do you need anything
    phil: *hhhnnnnggg toast*

    • @arus.2171
      @arus.2171 5 лет назад +45

      some fanfics are more realistic than this

    • @tobydominguez3528
      @tobydominguez3528 5 лет назад +6

      same tbh

    • @leylinehowell3640
      @leylinehowell3640 5 лет назад +32

      I laughed too hard at that point, PHIIIIIL😂😂😂 he's such a unique and marvelous person, i swear, also i can imagine Dan going like "but phil... you literally fain- you know what, ok, whatever" and Dan on his head "what ever the king wants, it is what he will get"

    • @allegedfreak
      @allegedfreak 5 лет назад +4

      moOD.

    • @taylorisobel
      @taylorisobel 5 лет назад +2

      this is so funny.

  • @wlwcats5810
    @wlwcats5810 5 лет назад +5688

    Dan helping Phil even tho he's in his underwear holding a pillow is a mood

    • @Home-body
      @Home-body 5 лет назад +35

      I'm imagining Vincent from Catherine

    • @ambivert_artist0170
      @ambivert_artist0170 5 лет назад +85

      Like I AM HERE TO HELP and I also want to sleep

    • @unknown-mw9hn
      @unknown-mw9hn 5 лет назад +11

      i have to get to school in 10 minutes but fuck this and i'll watch this videos-

    • @jessicaangel2866
      @jessicaangel2866 5 лет назад +27

      I feel like the reason he had a pillow was to cover his crotch in case there was a burglar

    • @Tam_Miri
      @Tam_Miri 5 лет назад +2

      @@Home-body That was my exact image! XD

  • @janabuscher
    @janabuscher 5 лет назад +3106

    Just the mental image of Dan in his underwear with a pillow as his choice of weapon looking down at Phil lying on the bathroom floor in his emoji pyjama is the funniest thing ever

    • @tinyfreckle
      @tinyfreckle 5 лет назад +85

      卌Jana SOMEONE MAKE DANART OF THIS XD

    • @tinyfreckle
      @tinyfreckle 5 лет назад +87

      Lol I meant to say fanart but that was quite an ironic typo so imma leave it

    • @monxe3145
      @monxe3145 5 лет назад +23

      卌Jana Tbh,the most Dan and Phil thing ever😂

    • @janabuscher
      @janabuscher 5 лет назад +9

      I've never had so many likes on a coment, i feel like I've finally accomplished something in my life

    • @monxe3145
      @monxe3145 5 лет назад +4

      卌Jana good job,so proud

  • @stayalivefren6485
    @stayalivefren6485 5 лет назад +487

    phil: *faints*
    phil’s brain: alrighty folks, it was nice knowing you. my time has come.
    phil: *regains consciousness*
    phil: dAaAAAAAaAaaAaAn!!
    dan: *comes upstairs with attack pillow* a-are you okay??
    phil: *_t o a s t_*

  • @kalinkaren
    @kalinkaren 5 лет назад +2350

    98% of the comments are *toast*

  • @greentea4617
    @greentea4617 5 лет назад +502

    Phil: *dAaAaAN I FELL*
    Dan: *bItCH tF YoU gOoD*
    -phil;I need to go to the ER-
    Phil: *tOaSt*

    • @iloveadamstanheight
      @iloveadamstanheight 5 лет назад +2

      HOW DO I LIKE THIS MORE THEN ONCE I LOVE YOU

    • @greentea4617
      @greentea4617 5 лет назад +1

      @@iloveadamstanheight IDK BUT THANK YOU

    • @roscurro
      @roscurro 4 года назад

      they're like a living sitcom i swear ^

  • @idiot6218
    @idiot6218 5 лет назад +1289

    phil lying on his back in a machine listening to angry rap music in a hospital is not something i would have ever imagined happening

  • @kasiawadolowska9192
    @kasiawadolowska9192 5 лет назад +2383

    Phil:welp im dying
    Phil's brain:its time for *T O A S T*
    Edit:Thank you Phil!!!!!! You made my day!!!

    • @rkkwc
      @rkkwc 5 лет назад +25

      Katarzyna Wadolowska *consume T O A S T*

    • @jewelmine442
      @jewelmine442 5 лет назад +53

      Phil: Crap im going to die in the worst place in the house
      Phils brain: *its time to get that b r e a d*

    • @sheylapelaez9054
      @sheylapelaez9054 5 лет назад +4

      Jewel Mine I love this

    • @mr.worldwide5971
      @mr.worldwide5971 5 лет назад +2

      U GOT PINNED

    • @jazzford
      @jazzford 5 лет назад +2

      Does TOAST mean the Theory Of All Small Things. I read it in a book.