I Nearly Blinded Myself

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  • @ye-fm3pz
    @ye-fm3pz 8 лет назад +1329

    This video isn't even about how he almost lost his eyeball. It's all about that pistachio muffin

  • @abigailkurz5975
    @abigailkurz5975 8 лет назад +5248

    "Hello Internet. I did something incredibly stupid."
    Well, that's a first.

    • @olagandelmanrivlin5428
      @olagandelmanrivlin5428 8 лет назад +19

      completely a first.

    • @kloud8447
      @kloud8447 8 лет назад +4

      it's not a first if you've seen his videos...

    • @poolwater0537
      @poolwater0537 8 лет назад +13

      Or
      Hello internet I did something incredible stupid
      I'm not surprised dan

    • @kloud8447
      @kloud8447 8 лет назад +2

      Backup Account xD calm down, i can't actually hear your tone, it could go both ways. No need to insult the whole phandom because I misunderstood lol not that my comment insulted you in any way, i was making fun of dan, not you

    • @kloud8447
      @kloud8447 8 лет назад +1

      Backup Account apology accepted! Thanks for understanding :)

  • @Ash-ge5uw
    @Ash-ge5uw 7 лет назад +3504

    Dan "hello internet. I did something incredibly stupid."
    me whats new

    • @theblazingphoenix4175
      @theblazingphoenix4175 7 лет назад

      Alyssa Barton same.

    • @inactiveren
      @inactiveren 7 лет назад +100

      Me, trying to act surprised: No! Really? (XD)

    • @itzpandagaming144
      @itzpandagaming144 7 лет назад +12

      Alyssa Barton tru tru

    • @parkchanyeol9955
      @parkchanyeol9955 7 лет назад +2

      That's me with my friends I say hi I did something really stupid and they always say what's new

  • @reecechambers9818
    @reecechambers9818 5 лет назад +8697

    40% blinding story
    60% muffin

  • @jennysanimations4181
    @jennysanimations4181 6 лет назад +9215

    "I can't see out of my left eye."
    "Wot?"
    "I sprayed deodorant in my eye before we left."
    " *WOT* "

    • @todorokis_trauma_kettle
      @todorokis_trauma_kettle 5 лет назад +109

      Beautiful white cloud of blurr🙃

    • @jazzedaboutcheese
      @jazzedaboutcheese 5 лет назад +27

      NANI
      🤣

    • @pancon9947
      @pancon9947 5 лет назад +20

      I read this in their voices

    • @EllFell0_0
      @EllFell0_0 5 лет назад +6

      lol

    • @lri828
      @lri828 5 лет назад +6

      idk how but i recognised everyone in ur profile pic on my itsy bitsy teeny weeny phone.
      help me.

  • @josieg.k.7320
    @josieg.k.7320 8 лет назад +1574

    There's always that one person sobbing hysterically at an airport. One day it'll be you, mark my words.

    • @josieg.k.7320
      @josieg.k.7320 8 лет назад +40

      Last time I went it was me and it was because I was tired, overwhelmed, anxious and hormonal. I also knocked over a metal bin in the middle of the airport and like 5,000 people all simultaneously stopped what they were doing to look at me.

    • @soleycara3388
      @soleycara3388 8 лет назад +1

      Oh my dear Lord xDD

    • @sam-roll9828
      @sam-roll9828 8 лет назад

      That sucks

    • @leaslame
      @leaslame 8 лет назад +1

      I believe you smh

    • @josieg.k.7320
      @josieg.k.7320 8 лет назад +1

      when I say 5,000 I mean... like...50 max...

  • @lofitheloli6892
    @lofitheloli6892 8 лет назад +751

    you look at the mashed up muffin and it fills you with detemination

    • @lawlietbtb2256
      @lawlietbtb2256 8 лет назад +64

      You see the pistachio flavored crumbs cascading down your blinded face, filling you with determination.

    • @aoibheodonovan8114
      @aoibheodonovan8114 8 лет назад +4

      Miranda Marks THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FANFIC WHAT THE FUCK 😂😂😂

    • @felixulcer8943
      @felixulcer8943 8 лет назад +28

      file saved!

    • @lawlietbtb2256
      @lawlietbtb2256 8 лет назад +19

      ***** That name tho... XD

    • @thelpschicken1980
      @thelpschicken1980 8 лет назад +16

      It's Dandertale

  • @sofiamayz
    @sofiamayz 5 лет назад +5368

    Imagine being in the airport and seeing dan lying on his back on some chairs while Phil drops stuff into his eyeball

  • @beprasmis
    @beprasmis 7 лет назад +2624

    " I wanted my muffin "
    Dan says as the camera gets aggressively closer to his face.

  • @onceamoomoo829
    @onceamoomoo829 7 лет назад +3743

    Title: I nearly blinded myself
    Video: Dan’s love story with a pistachio muffin

  • @sujihae
    @sujihae 8 лет назад +375

    he didn't want to concern phil
    how sweet

  • @user-hz8eo8zi6s
    @user-hz8eo8zi6s 3 года назад +2884

    youtube's favourite duo
    dan: sprays deodorant in his eye
    phil: eats glue

  • @greywick
    @greywick 8 лет назад +12092

    I've never seen someone so emotionally attached to a sad pistachio muffin before but at the same time I relate so much

    • @superpeanutman2005
      @superpeanutman2005 8 лет назад +27

      hey, I love artwork! I've been subbed for a while lol

    • @mkb2337
      @mkb2337 8 лет назад +10

      lol same

    • @Abbycat2469
      @Abbycat2469 8 лет назад +13

      oh god you're literally like my favorite artist, what else can I say? Nice seeing you here

    • @rykaro69
      @rykaro69 8 лет назад +7

      OMG I LOVE YOUR ARTWORK

    • @squid2895
      @squid2895 8 лет назад +4

      Same here

  • @DiamondAgario-dd4um
    @DiamondAgario-dd4um 7 лет назад +4124

    I wish someone would love me the way dan loves his muffin

  • @kiera
    @kiera 8 лет назад +3979

    He wanted his muffin..

  • @priscilajacobsenbisker4403
    @priscilajacobsenbisker4403 5 лет назад +7172

    WE NEED PHIL’S POV OF THIS

  • @souwrlove9693
    @souwrlove9693 6 лет назад +1343

    I w an t e d m y m u f f I n

  • @sportsgurl16
    @sportsgurl16 8 лет назад +3559

    dan is so articulate!! the way he told the story sounded like an epic novel

    • @siraszuluaga7192
      @siraszuluaga7192 8 лет назад +34

      ikr ?? i really love it

    • @gwen8707
      @gwen8707 8 лет назад +63

      right? I love Dan Storytimes. And Phil Storytimes for that matter.

    • @meisterl0
      @meisterl0 8 лет назад +30

      yeah, what a great story teller.

    • @edaj1990
      @edaj1990 8 лет назад +14

      Articulate

    • @EduardoMunguia
      @EduardoMunguia 8 лет назад +17

      that ending was intense indeed.

  • @peachbins
    @peachbins 7 лет назад +3770

    *"GOODBYE SPANIEL"*
    I ACTUALLY JUST PEED A LITTLE

  • @ckv954
    @ckv954 3 года назад +1223

    Deodorant spray Dan can’t judge glue glugging Phil too much

  • @charlotteperry7528
    @charlotteperry7528 7 лет назад +1496

    pretty much my whole life
    "I sprayed deodorant in my eye."
    "Oh. Why would you do that?"
    "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT"

  • @ryanrosssleakednudes9299
    @ryanrosssleakednudes9299 7 лет назад +641

    "i nearly blinded myself ft. pistachio muffin"

  • @FflorianASMR
    @FflorianASMR 8 лет назад +935

    DAN. ATE. THAT. MUFFIN. WHEN. NOBODY. ELSE. BELIEVED. HE COULD

    • @joshdun8252
      @joshdun8252 8 лет назад +33

      honestly just

    • @alleycat2297
      @alleycat2297 8 лет назад +12

      dan is such a drama queen bless him

    • @monicorn
      @monicorn 8 лет назад +4

      ive never been so proud of dan

    • @agghhhhhh_
      @agghhhhhh_ 8 лет назад +2

      Never give up

    • @katiiia111
      @katiiia111 8 лет назад +1

      He was also blind so everyone had doubts

  • @varda1625
    @varda1625 5 лет назад +2312

    *phil is a beautiful white cloud of blurr*
    *yes dan yes*

    • @mrschleeno
      @mrschleeno 5 лет назад +58

      There is no heterosexual explanation for this

    • @elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722
      @elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722 5 лет назад +8

      YESSSSSZ

    • @Julia-pn2ur
      @Julia-pn2ur 4 года назад +16

      The Ghost King 8442 well i mean, dan did say that “obviously, we were more than friends” so i mean they could have been together at that point but you’re right

    • @codiez
      @codiez 2 года назад +1

      He clearly wasn't talking about Phil but k

  • @mothman-.-
    @mothman-.- 7 лет назад +349

    Dan- *sees muffin*
    Dans brain- you dont need it Dan
    Dans stomach- TREAT YO SELF

  • @venloben284
    @venloben284 7 лет назад +1848

    " I remember looking across at Phil and *all I saw was a BEAUTIFUL white cloud of blur* "
    Plus I love how Phil is so concerned about him

    • @isavillarreal5246
      @isavillarreal5246 7 лет назад +46

      Even as a blur he was beautiful

    • @AppleTheAwesome
      @AppleTheAwesome 7 лет назад +35

      We're all concerned about him.

    • @chloenorman2376
      @chloenorman2376 7 лет назад +7

      ItShaenii Loveine I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @teodoralovin5797
      @teodoralovin5797 7 лет назад +87

      i think anyone would be concerned if their friend potentially just blinded themselves

    • @em_07
      @em_07 7 лет назад +8

      Teodora Lovin ya

  • @akkalis9254
    @akkalis9254 7 лет назад +1261

    "Cause he's a nerd..."
    *Has Haru pillow in background*

  • @denverisntjohn
    @denverisntjohn 5 лет назад +1774

    Phil: wanted toast when he hurt himself
    Dan: wanted muffin when he hurt himself

    • @soophay7566
      @soophay7566 5 лет назад +8

      Frerard Iero woahhhh

    • @laranzoinks1634
      @laranzoinks1634 4 года назад +34

      made for each other 😂

    • @ilah_bee
      @ilah_bee 4 года назад +31

      priorities 😌✨💕🙈

    • @neveyya
      @neveyya 2 года назад +5

      snack take away pain

    • @princealy4570
      @princealy4570 5 месяцев назад +1

      carbs just make everything better

  • @hollyjarrett566
    @hollyjarrett566 8 лет назад +737

    The fact that Dan said he finished his video after 5pm and hadn't started packing yet actually gave me anxiety

  • @gwen8707
    @gwen8707 8 лет назад +427

    Every freaking detail of this story stressed me out to the very limits of my mind, but one stress lingered in the back of my mind, and still does.
    He wasn't wearing deodorant on his armpits this whole time?

    • @TheeKittyPie
      @TheeKittyPie 8 лет назад +52

      (stress intensifies)

    • @CardboardOracle
      @CardboardOracle 8 лет назад +21

      one thing that really stressed me was his shirt. the design isn't center

    • @sleepines
      @sleepines 8 лет назад

      OMG O.O

    • @lizzie3670
      @lizzie3670 8 лет назад +1

      He probably used something

    • @gwen8707
      @gwen8707 8 лет назад +4

      +Wanda Maximoff Nah, he was too busy saving himself from blindness. It probably slipped his mind.

  • @shadowcadette
    @shadowcadette 6 лет назад +3691

    “Dan.”
    “Ben?”
    “Dan”
    “Ham?”
    “DAN”
    “.... MOHAMMED?”
    I legit choked

    • @rhianna3-613
      @rhianna3-613 6 лет назад +15

      Same😂😂😂😂

    • @raina1131
      @raina1131 6 лет назад +35

      When she said Mohammed I said
      “DID YOU CALL MY DAD?” Out loud...

    • @chkafresa63
      @chkafresa63 6 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @hehet_yeosang
      @hehet_yeosang 6 лет назад +17

      Goodbye Spaniel

    • @jaidaa721
      @jaidaa721 6 лет назад +3

      Naira Loves BTS same

  • @mariarasmussen9454
    @mariarasmussen9454 5 лет назад +1125

    - "Dan"
    - "Ben?"
    - "Dan"
    - "Ham?"
    - "DAN!"
    -....."Mohammed?"

  • @brianna2783
    @brianna2783 6 лет назад +5149

    I really want to hear phil's pov

  • @zwinny0408
    @zwinny0408 6 лет назад +1227

    I'm going to create a fan page named "Dan's pistachio muffin".

  • @Jess-ne6fw
    @Jess-ne6fw 7 лет назад +1452

    Honestly Dan could tell us a story about how he makes a cup of tea and it will still be amusing. I love listening to him.

    • @desiswazey7094
      @desiswazey7094 7 лет назад +21

      Sad Becky I love his voice is that weird????

    • @btambo04
      @btambo04 6 лет назад +3

      @@desiswazey7094 nope, I love it too lmao

    • @cararose3676
      @cararose3676 6 лет назад +5

      I love that you say a cup of tea, IT'S SUCH A BRITISH THING!!!! AAAAH I LOVE BEING
      BRITISH

    • @emjay600
      @emjay600 5 лет назад

      Nuki Howelter I always say “cup of tea” but I have a Canadian accent so it’s not as cool

    • @witchcrafthall1293
      @witchcrafthall1293 5 лет назад

      True

  • @insertnamehere._.9181
    @insertnamehere._.9181 6 лет назад +938

    Moral of the story.
    Dont atempt to enhance the smell of your vision orbs

    • @frogblu
      @frogblu 5 лет назад +10

      Ah a fellow gamer

    • @keithoconnor7107
      @keithoconnor7107 5 лет назад +7

      :> good moral

    • @alexblack7426
      @alexblack7426 4 года назад +6

      i said this to my mum and she looked very concerned

    • @jayquinn5688
      @jayquinn5688 4 года назад +4

      this comment has very cursed energy.

    • @ar-gf5bw
      @ar-gf5bw 4 года назад +5

      BRUH WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

  • @shannonthedragon9192
    @shannonthedragon9192 8 лет назад +887

    This might sound rediculous to people who don't hold sentimental value to objects, but I COMPLETELY understand that that muffin, despite the fact that it was smashed and squashed and falling a part, was still there. It had somewhay survived. Yes, that muffin was essentially you. You had managed to get on that flight despite all the obstacles you got yourself caught up in.
    ...
    Also, glad you're not blind.

  • @victoriadixon5048
    @victoriadixon5048 6 лет назад +1756

    Seeing that your muffin, your ray of hope, was still there...
    It fills you with DETERMINATION...!

    • @what-mz8oo
      @what-mz8oo 6 лет назад +8

      Victoria Dixon dantermination broo

    • @grandevox
      @grandevox 5 лет назад +2

      Is this a Persona reference? lol

    • @1emonboyy19
      @1emonboyy19 5 лет назад +9

      @@grandevox
      -Undertale-
      If I'm correct.

    • @abbyconway3259
      @abbyconway3259 5 лет назад +3

      Fucking blast from the past

    • @frnksfrthmmrs2508
      @frnksfrthmmrs2508 5 лет назад +3

      Victoria Dixon that little ray toro of hope

  • @jordanhines2417
    @jordanhines2417 8 лет назад +5403

    I just realized that Dan was drunk while he was rushing to pack his stuff… The video he made before rushing was internet support group. So basically drunk Dan rushed to get ready and attempted to put on SPRAY deodorant.
    oh dan

    • @alessandragutierrez9822
      @alessandragutierrez9822 8 лет назад +36

      Oh my gosh XD

    • @apurv.a
      @apurv.a 8 лет назад +132

      yea deadass he had like 5 shots i can't believe him whAT DID HE EXP E C T

    • @Alice-oj2pg
      @Alice-oj2pg 8 лет назад +20

      i love melanie martinez😁

    • @madelinestead6337
      @madelinestead6337 8 лет назад +19

      Is this a joke >.< I can't tell because that video was like a month ago wasn't it? Oh how I give up on life

    • @ninjinbayarjargal5420
      @ninjinbayarjargal5420 8 лет назад +11

      Wasn't it the Australia one?

  • @annabananabones08
    @annabananabones08 5 лет назад +941

    "G spot time limit" is my new rocker girl group

  • @Lucy80433
    @Lucy80433 8 лет назад +841

    Reasons why Dan's a fail
    more like
    Reasons why Dan's relatable as fuck

  • @HeatherHasAHeart
    @HeatherHasAHeart 8 лет назад +1451

    "I ate the fucking muffin"-Dan 2016

    • @user-hc8jh3sl4u
      @user-hc8jh3sl4u 8 лет назад +46

      Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe "and I savored every goddamn bite." 😂

    • @raegandougan
      @raegandougan 8 лет назад +26

      Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe and I savored every goddamn bite.

    • @videodog1234
      @videodog1234 8 лет назад +5

      Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe I read that right when he said it. YAY FOR NEET COINCINDENCES!

    • @theamazingtessaisnotonfire2677
      @theamazingtessaisnotonfire2677 8 лет назад +1

      Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe best quote of 2016

    • @lilyadkins8909
      @lilyadkins8909 8 лет назад

      +Video Dog same

  • @coolkid8075
    @coolkid8075 7 лет назад +744

    Dorris: "Oh, Do they have hospitals in Australia?"

    • @evaladyman
      @evaladyman 7 лет назад +57

      Keira S no dorris the kangaroos help us

    • @stingy5765
      @stingy5765 6 лет назад +22

      Keira S no we bathe in pistachio muffins

    • @lychee-bear1155
      @lychee-bear1155 6 лет назад +8

      Of course
      *NOT*

    • @annabel9278
      @annabel9278 6 лет назад +22

      as an australian i can confirm that hospitals do not exist here. instead it is the kangaroos that help us.

    • @khush352
      @khush352 6 лет назад +8

      no we do not. we go to the wildlife centres where they treat animals :)

  • @cristianquijas4091
    @cristianquijas4091 5 лет назад +4353

    “Dan.”
    “Ben?”
    “Dan.”
    “Ham?”
    “Dan.”
    .....
    “MOHAMMED?”
    Keeps talking
    “Okay bye, Spaniel.”
    I’m dead now

    • @whalesinlamentation5351
      @whalesinlamentation5351 5 лет назад +65

      Cristian Quijas also literally every teacher in history when your name exceeds two syllables

    • @br0ccoli
      @br0ccoli 5 лет назад +17

      I laughed too hard at that part

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 5 лет назад +17

      Dan
      Dan
      HAM

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 5 лет назад +17

      Dan?
      Ham?
      Muffins?
      TOMSKA = DAN

    • @wokeupnew
      @wokeupnew 5 лет назад +16

      lmao my teachers name is danial hamilton and we call him dan ham so when i read that i laughed

  • @ZBall.2507
    @ZBall.2507 6 лет назад +2102

    "I had NEVER seen an object that represented me as much as that muffin"
    Daniel Howell, 2k16

    • @FrenchNBratCosplay
      @FrenchNBratCosplay 5 лет назад +1

      Hehe noticed my like to your comment made it 216 while you say Daniel Howell 2k16 xD not exactly the same but made me chuckle

    • @FrenchNBratCosplay
      @FrenchNBratCosplay 5 лет назад +3

      Fall Out! At my Green Chemical Piløts woah chelax did someone piss in your cereals? Coz dude I’m sorry for you

    • @Sky_the_60s_lady
      @Sky_the_60s_lady 4 года назад +1

      I read Daniel Howell as
      Danell howiell

    • @revebaebae
      @revebaebae 4 года назад

      ay i made this comment 1K

    • @ZBall.2507
      @ZBall.2507 4 года назад

      @@revebaebae uM thanks?

  • @calypsov.3584
    @calypsov.3584 8 лет назад +2562

    Dan has the best story telling.

    • @mccarpm1
      @mccarpm1 8 лет назад +3

      Calypso V. IK I LAUGH SO MUCH ESPECIALLY THE AWKWARD FANCY MEAL WITH LOUISE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @calypsov.3584
      @calypsov.3584 8 лет назад +2

      Pat McC OH MY GOSH YES

    • @paigeflaugher5399
      @paigeflaugher5399 8 лет назад +2

      Calypso V. OH MY GODS CALYPSO!!!!!!

    • @oliviarosman1359
      @oliviarosman1359 8 лет назад +3

      +Calypso V. so true
      - via YTPak(.com)

    • @kashalakasha2092
      @kashalakasha2092 8 лет назад +7

      Calypso V. OMG FELLOW DEMIGOD!!!!!!

  • @madilynjade785
    @madilynjade785 7 лет назад +407

    *M Y P I S T A C H I O M U F F I N*

  • @lovethatforyou2757
    @lovethatforyou2757 5 лет назад +900

    Dan getting overly attached to his muffin is me getting overly attached to dan and phil

    • @randomhuman5168
      @randomhuman5168 5 лет назад +8

      I want to like your comment but it's at 69 so I'm not going to ruin that

    • @marmottrash
      @marmottrash 4 года назад +1

      Honestly 😭

  • @Mika-su9oz
    @Mika-su9oz 6 лет назад +1455

    Winking with tears rolling down my face is a mood.

    • @eeennuiii
      @eeennuiii 5 лет назад +1

      Mika AAAAARRRRRMMMMMYYYYY!!!💜

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz 5 лет назад +4

      My mood everyday

    • @moonlight_sparkle6659
      @moonlight_sparkle6659 5 лет назад

      Hi, I'm your 1k like. You're welcome 😁 Also, mood is me

  • @endxr_1354
    @endxr_1354 7 лет назад +416

    "He was packing because, well he's a nerd"
    "so i decided to play some PokemonGo"

  • @schui7391
    @schui7391 6 лет назад +582

    BuT *nO.* I *wAnTEd* mY *MuFFiN*

  • @iamahighfunctioningsociopa4793
    @iamahighfunctioningsociopa4793 5 лет назад +503

    **anime boi pillow casually in the background**

    • @Ooherenren
      @Ooherenren 5 лет назад +21

      I am a high functioning sociopath haru doesn't care about being seen

    • @rosalina7597
      @rosalina7597 4 года назад +5

      I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed like a year ago! Omg! Thank you. I’m not crazy!

  • @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856
    @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856 7 лет назад +627

    alternate video title - "the universe doesn't want me to eat my pistachio muffin"

    • @hehehehehe667
      @hehehehehe667 7 лет назад +4

      potato with a weird haircut can I see ur hair cut

    • @jax5502
      @jax5502 7 лет назад +2

      potato with a weird haircut omg is that a nyan Voldemort thing in your profile pic

    • @olivia9345
      @olivia9345 7 лет назад

      That is perfect

  • @thecrazyone5150
    @thecrazyone5150 7 лет назад +1917

    it's basically about how good a Muffin is.

    • @16canarys
      @16canarys 6 лет назад +2

      Yup

    • @carrie5385
      @carrie5385 6 лет назад +8

      TheCrazyOne not just any muffin....A MUFFIN OF INSPIRATION

  • @madirowe8832
    @madirowe8832 7 лет назад +702

    "I ate the FUCKING muffin, and I savoured every god damn bite" I actual died XD

  • @Ava-wc4se
    @Ava-wc4se 6 лет назад +571

    I lost it at “goodbye spaniel” 😂😂💀💀

  • @nati9414
    @nati9414 6 лет назад +865

    phil, the beautiful white cloud of blur

  • @Pepperbaby654
    @Pepperbaby654 8 лет назад +306

    8:00 Is it just me or did anyone else picture Dan lying down on the benches with his head on Phil's lap as Phil put eyedrops in Dan's eye and muttering "you're so stupid"

    • @Pepperbaby654
      @Pepperbaby654 8 лет назад +35

      no just me okay I'll go back to Fanfictions

    • @BlackHeartConquest
      @BlackHeartConquest 8 лет назад

      not at all. there needs to be a fanfic for this though

    • @renate4997
      @renate4997 8 лет назад +1

      Samee I legit thought of that how ur gonna do it otherwise

    • @sadeolsen7964
      @sadeolsen7964 8 лет назад +6

      Honestly I imagined Dan laying on a bench with Phil hovering above him and dropping the eye drops several times on the floor.

    • @masonnn3446
      @masonnn3446 8 лет назад +8

      ik the thought of dan's head on phil's lap while his eye falls out is so cute I might die omg

  • @taylor_universe_phan6731
    @taylor_universe_phan6731 8 лет назад +834

    i cant handle that he calls phil "mr. philip"

  • @faithrose7033
    @faithrose7033 6 лет назад +772

    This was better than every award winning movie to exist.

  • @Anne-ss7bx
    @Anne-ss7bx 7 лет назад +2187

    lmao I'm crying the ad before this was a deodorant ad 😂😭😭

  • @bentheslug1588
    @bentheslug1588 6 лет назад +1170

    Aww he called Phil beautiful 4:26

  • @boop9379
    @boop9379 6 лет назад +1291

    I want to know the story from Phil perspective as we know Dan was evidently very drunk after filming that video

    • @bee-bg1wt
      @bee-bg1wt 6 лет назад +18

      wait what? he was drunk? from where do you know that?

    • @mollyholmebbesen
      @mollyholmebbesen 6 лет назад +30

      latvian phannie yeet
      Internet support group 8 i think

    • @seliann
      @seliann 6 лет назад +9

      @@bee-bg1wt your username looks like a mess, saulīt

    • @seliann
      @seliann 6 лет назад +27

      Also, he didn't say he was drunk, seeing as he told the rest of the embarrasing stuff, I think he'd tell something that could be an excuse if it were true

    • @bee-bg1wt
      @bee-bg1wt 6 лет назад +5

      @Constelation Cloud my life is a mess saulīt

  • @laceysorresso4907
    @laceysorresso4907 2 года назад +179

    my boyfriend asked me tonight why i was clenching my eyes shut so hard while spraying my deodorant. this was it. this is the reason. 5 years later and im still petrified lmao

    • @phi7534
      @phi7534 2 года назад +12

      years later and i still think about this every time i use spray deodorant. double checking the nozzle and closing my eyes type shit. i'm so glad i'm not the only one.

    • @kassinwonderland22
      @kassinwonderland22 Год назад +7

      This is why I'll never use spray deodorant

    • @thejasminedragonmerchant6843
      @thejasminedragonmerchant6843 Год назад +2

      I feel that. This video is the reason why I'm grateful for the existence of comparatively harmless stick deodorant 😅

  • @monicapeters682
    @monicapeters682 7 лет назад +462

    I need someone to care about me as much as dan cares about that muffin

  • @feri5990
    @feri5990 8 лет назад +2773

    *Dans story about his muffin and almost blinding himself fills you with determination*

    • @nachoboe
      @nachoboe 8 лет назад +5

      lmao

    • @crowley236
      @crowley236 8 лет назад +4

      maybe it was a hint that next gaming video is Undertale?
      i hope so:D

    • @ximena4175
      @ximena4175 8 лет назад +50

      it phills me with dantermination

    • @jainarao3158
      @jainarao3158 8 лет назад +1

      *clicks save button again and grins* determinationnnnn

    • @lexiebishop555
      @lexiebishop555 8 лет назад +1

      You mean Detemmenation!

  • @barracuda0405
    @barracuda0405 6 лет назад +698

    He is so overdramatic I love it XD

  • @Dolphinwithatan
    @Dolphinwithatan 5 лет назад +385

    Everyone:*listens to what Dan's saying*
    Me:*looks at pillow in background*

  • @alyseclaire
    @alyseclaire 6 лет назад +2015

    I love Overprotective Mom Phil!

  • @dietkookaid6950
    @dietkookaid6950 6 лет назад +987

    ive never seen someone so emotionally attached to a pistachio muffin because they sprayed deodorant in their eye
    Actually I’ve never even heard of someone who sprayed deodorant in there eye

    • @bee-bg1wt
      @bee-bg1wt 6 лет назад +28

      that's. our. dan.

    • @kaka_dopa7858
      @kaka_dopa7858 6 лет назад +10

      I've done it.
      Never again.

    • @Outropluto
      @Outropluto 6 лет назад +5

      I have done that
      Worst thing ever

    • @cats7011
      @cats7011 6 лет назад +1

      Liv At the disco I like your profile picture

    • @chifuyu956
      @chifuyu956 6 лет назад +2

      I have done that

  • @kiml2454
    @kiml2454 8 лет назад +1492

    "So, with a single tear dripping out of my left eye, crumbs cascading down my body, and my dignity in shreds, I ATE THE FUCKING MUFFIN. AND I SAVORED EVERY GOD DAMN BITE."
    ^ basically Dan's personality right there

  • @LonelyWonderingWanderer
    @LonelyWonderingWanderer 3 года назад +165

    This man really had the audacity to shame Phil for eating superglue

  • @katiehess1752
    @katiehess1752 8 лет назад +748

    I'm fucking crying laughing at the ending 😂😂😂. Dan is so eloquent 😂

    • @infinitypancakes1040
      @infinitypancakes1040 8 лет назад +11

      Katie Hess I'm laughing I'm crying it feels like I'm dying

    • @ilovekahluamydog536
      @ilovekahluamydog536 8 лет назад +6

      InfinityPancakes oh my god xD r u a Melanie Martinez fan too?

    • @micah7314
      @micah7314 8 лет назад +13

      Melanie is best.

    • @maisiehowlett1867
      @maisiehowlett1867 8 лет назад +21

      dont cry,craft

    • @curiousauthor9827
      @curiousauthor9827 8 лет назад +2

      +CrybabyAtTheDisco you are part of 3 fan groups that I am in. Homestuck, Melanie Martinez, and P!ATD

  • @LivvXiao
    @LivvXiao 8 лет назад +480

    Should've been titled "the miracle muffin"

  • @DarkRulerHaDes666
    @DarkRulerHaDes666 8 лет назад +2942

    I wonder how long it'll be before the fan who took the winking selfie shows up...

  • @professormcnasty800
    @professormcnasty800 5 лет назад +238

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Absolutely no one:
    The World:
    Dan: MY MUFFIN

    • @lnchysquinchy
      @lnchysquinchy 4 года назад

      I’m confused

    • @maskedkid-fo5pk
      @maskedkid-fo5pk 3 года назад +1

      The world needs dan because hes the only one that can press the button that saves the world!!!!!!! Dan:my MUFFIN

  • @thebondsofthestars
    @thebondsofthestars 8 лет назад +1788

    i would love to see actual footage of this

  • @emelia6207
    @emelia6207 8 лет назад +2880

    The moral of the story is never judge the way other people look in a selfie, you don't know what deodorant/muffin induced incident they have been through before taking it.

  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell  8 лет назад +4762

    this is literally the photo i mentioned in the video wow you can see the pain in my face and the trauma in phil's twitter.com/danisnotonfire/status/776190378663960576

    • @maddiepeyton
      @maddiepeyton 8 лет назад +12

      Hey Dan

    • @spidermum225
      @spidermum225 8 лет назад +1

      HIIIII

    • @kavoodles
      @kavoodles 8 лет назад

      Hi Dan!

    • @graceturner6045
      @graceturner6045 8 лет назад +3

      someone sprayed impulse in my eye on a school camp when we were halfway through a two day hike and i couldn't see for almost an hour

    • @kavoodles
      @kavoodles 8 лет назад +2

      Thankfully I've never had anything sprayed in my eyes before, but I did rub my eyes with hot pepper juice as a baby.

  • @manifestationsofasort
    @manifestationsofasort 5 лет назад +263

    No one:
    Daniel: G A Y P R O C R A S T I N A T I O N

    • @thecaptainnoodles
      @thecaptainnoodles 4 года назад +3

      ?

    • @jeanz638
      @jeanz638 4 года назад +1

      @@thecaptainnoodles I don’t know.

    • @insertcreativenamehere8104
      @insertcreativenamehere8104 3 года назад

      @@jeanz638 hi, I noticed ur pfp, there r harries and directioners everywhere and I’m one of them 😂😂

  • @jaidessa
    @jaidessa 6 лет назад +477

    AND I ATE THE GODDAMN MUFFIN

    • @ninjaari
      @ninjaari 5 лет назад +15

      AND I SAVOURED EVERY GODDAMN BITE

  • @smlskellybean1958
    @smlskellybean1958 7 лет назад +758

    At first I thought that Dan was kind of exaggerating about how much it hurt, but recently I got a bunch of soap in my eye in the shower, and I fell to the ground and my eye was super dry and stinging for like an hour and I can only imagine how much spray deodorant would hurt
    now I know he wasn't exaggerating.

    • @hubertcumberdale2570
      @hubertcumberdale2570 7 лет назад

      H

    • @shsiobhan66
      @shsiobhan66 7 лет назад +15

      smØlskellybean see this is why I use roll on deodorant

    • @rhiannonlynn7991
      @rhiannonlynn7991 7 лет назад +1

      Siobhan Hogdson yeah same

    • @notpaige4859
      @notpaige4859 7 лет назад +5

      smØlskellybean I got a huge glob of shampoo in my eye once. i feel your pain bro.

    • @angelcorner2496
      @angelcorner2496 7 лет назад +1

      smØlskellybean I know the feeling I get shampoo in my eye all the time. OWWWWW!!!!!

  • @jraclark7506
    @jraclark7506 6 лет назад +3004

    *goodbye spaniel*

    • @cute_yandarechan1139
      @cute_yandarechan1139 6 лет назад +28

      Jasbubble that really should've been a meme😂

    • @sophiasa3596
      @sophiasa3596 6 лет назад +13

      @@cute_yandarechan1139 I think Dan has had enough memes made out of things he's said 😂

    • @Spiny_Boi
      @Spiny_Boi 6 лет назад +4

      *Hello daniel the Spaniel*

    • @jay7177
      @jay7177 6 лет назад +11

      *spaniel towell*

  • @diya-rc4fr
    @diya-rc4fr 5 лет назад +186

    im rewatching all of dans videos from 2013 to 2017 im crying

  • @averylynn967
    @averylynn967 8 лет назад +1690

    Do you know the muffin Dan. The muffin Dan. The muffin Dan, oh do you know the muffin Dan who drives a Lester insane.

    • @everydayinlife3761
      @everydayinlife3761 8 лет назад +1

      This is beautiful 😂😂

    • @iraestrada9534
      @iraestrada9534 8 лет назад

      This nursery rhythm is amazing

    • @averylynn967
      @averylynn967 8 лет назад +2

      +Irasema Estrada teach you kids it fan. I already have made a meme for it. It's on my twitter. Avery_mcgaha

    • @averylynn967
      @averylynn967 8 лет назад +2

      +Irasema Estrada *fam

    • @Bliss183AJ
      @Bliss183AJ 8 лет назад

      Omg thats great

  • @rivasdanyel
    @rivasdanyel 7 лет назад +1153

    Words cannot explain the emotions I felt while watching this video. You, Daniel Howell, are a freaking mess just like the rest of us. As ironic as it sounds, you are so freaking amazing.

  • @jasminestarvlogs3439
    @jasminestarvlogs3439 6 лет назад +4090

    “I wAnTEd mY MUfFiN”
    i choked

    • @idiosyncraticmushroom3030
      @idiosyncraticmushroom3030 5 лет назад +21

      I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd my fuckin goddamn muuuuuuuuuufin

    • @kt27066
      @kt27066 5 лет назад +14

      *I WANTED MA MUFFIN*

    • @st4rgvrl
      @st4rgvrl 5 лет назад +2

      ME

    • @ryderlead
      @ryderlead 5 лет назад +2

      so did Dan

  • @miareanna7533
    @miareanna7533 5 лет назад +308

    I nearly blind myself everytime I look in the mirror. You're not special

    • @nonbinarypotatoes6038
      @nonbinarypotatoes6038 5 лет назад +33

      But he had a muffin tho

    • @liasmth5470
      @liasmth5470 5 лет назад +14

      difference is beauty oh shit that makes him special

    • @린린D
      @린린D 3 года назад +2

      But did you have a muffin tho?

    • @miareanna7533
      @miareanna7533 3 года назад +2

      @@린린Dman, i should've had a muffin

  • @maaidahdurrani7389
    @maaidahdurrani7389 7 лет назад +338

    GOODBYE SPANIEL.

  • @amelie842
    @amelie842 8 лет назад +349

    Dan is the best storyteller on earth.

    • @endless_galaxies3653
      @endless_galaxies3653 8 лет назад +5

      I love your profile picture

    • @Lovely_Bean_
      @Lovely_Bean_ 8 лет назад +1

      I'd rank Olan Rogers a little higher. Dan's up there, but Olan is possibly one of the greatest storytellers ever.

    • @amelie842
      @amelie842 8 лет назад

      ***** I just checked him out (didn't know who he was sorry) and he's very good too! His stories are really interesting. But I love Dan's accent it makes things so much better :D

    • @nvmindem
      @nvmindem 8 лет назад +1

      IKR? This was the most beautiful story I've ever heard lol

    • @hollow.skull.95
      @hollow.skull.95 8 лет назад +1

      Agreed!

  • @pyro2709
    @pyro2709 7 лет назад +222

    "Like a ninja octopus"- coming from the person who burned pasta because they didn't know you had to put water in the saucepan 😂

  • @annedoro6455
    @annedoro6455 3 года назад +46

    Aah, the guy that sprayed himself in the eye,
    The prequel to guy who swallowed glue

  • @mariama716
    @mariama716 8 лет назад +814

    "Dan"
    "Ben?"
    "Dan"
    "Ham?"
    "Dan"
    "........Mohamed?"
    "Goodbye Spaniel"
    I'M CRYING

  • @wrld-sq5pe
    @wrld-sq5pe 8 лет назад +825

    "What is your name?"
    "Um, Dan."
    "Ben?"
    "Dan."
    "Ham??"
    "D A N."
    "Mohammed?"
    I DIED

  • @isabellatran8588
    @isabellatran8588 8 лет назад +783

    *keeps getting distracted by haru pillow in the background*

  • @jessieaaa7304
    @jessieaaa7304 5 лет назад +81

    Dan: One thing the Uk has got right is free healthcare
    **B O R I S J O H N S O N I N T E N S I F I E S **

    • @thecaptainnoodles
      @thecaptainnoodles 4 года назад

      Are you saying he got that right or got loads wrong? I think the latter

  • @faerythefairy
    @faerythefairy 7 лет назад +363

    Wherever I eat a muffin I will think about Dan's traumatizing experience

    • @Emodork29x
      @Emodork29x 7 лет назад +1

      Annina._. Plays I ate a muffin yesterday

    • @Tri_monster
      @Tri_monster 6 лет назад

      Annina._. Plays I ate a muffin a few hours ago...

  • @tiajohnson2604
    @tiajohnson2604 6 лет назад +477

    Note to self: Don't eat while watching Dan's videos. Laughter is a serious choking hazard.

    • @letmebeme6274
      @letmebeme6274 6 лет назад +1

      You have my sister's exact name legit same name Johnston tho that's crazy

    • @edge_58342
      @edge_58342 5 лет назад +1

      Yup

  • @cryptidcurrency9656
    @cryptidcurrency9656 8 лет назад +2632

    "i didnt want phil concerned..."

    • @lifespore
      @lifespore 8 лет назад +119

      Yeah, you wouldn't want your friend concerned

    • @melatonin7385
      @melatonin7385 8 лет назад +13

      |-/

    • @masonnn3446
      @masonnn3446 8 лет назад +12

      +Crybaby.Missy |-/

    • @masonnn3446
      @masonnn3446 8 лет назад +14

      +Crybaby.Missy also crybaby fam

    • @FluffiestBunBuns
      @FluffiestBunBuns 8 лет назад +31

      ikr the ship feels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |-/

  • @ashescloudz
    @ashescloudz 5 лет назад +60

    50% Dans muffin 30% Phil freaking out and 20% Doris