Dan Takes Quizzes About Himself
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- I take online quizzes you wrote about me and have a deep look inside my audience and myself that I wasn’t prepared for.
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Quizzes I took:
www.wetheunicor...
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www.quotev.com...
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Phil: I'm still listening!
Dan: f**k off!
Phil: Excuse me!?
My mom
"He wears socks but they're odd, like him... STILL LISTENING YOU BITCH" I died
Gianna Thibeau same
目え
BlueDot City I couldnt hear what Phil said after he told him to fuck off lol
"Let's see how well I know myself!"
*HOW-WELL*
I'm such a kid
Gabi Sanchez omg
Gabi Sanchez I thouhgt the same
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidoodles
Gabi Sanchez Lets see HOW - WELL I know myself. I CANT NOT HEAR THAT CMON
now i will never sleep again thanks to you and that pun i hope you are happy
Would you choose Dan or Phil?
Dan: *picks “I would refuse to choose”*
Phil: PHIL
more like “dan gets bullied for 13 minutes”
Jessica why are you everywhere I go
I mean yeah
phanic! at the disco we have the same profile picture lol
@@seb.is.missing lmao do you get loads of people telling you they love your pfp too
@@k.sharma6104 wow what a small forehead Brendon urie has (issa joke)
Dan: I’m never listening to your suggestions again
*one year later*
Dan: GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
oh my god becky
J e s s I can
Er-my-gord Jessicaaaaa?
very accurate
Hey Jessica 😂
"Still listening, you bitch?!"
~Daniel Howell, 2017
Jacey de Blecourt xD he probably was lol
Jacey de Blecourt yo.... Pusheen is life
Jacey de Blecourt no doubt best part of the vid
Jacey de Blecourt XD
Jacey de Blecourt I use this so much
I feel like whoever made those quizzes are watching this video and just;
SCREAMING
just like your profile pic 😂
Ikr
Dan Howell is A f***ing weirdo if Daniel Howell is a weirdo, then what does that make you? And why are you here? Why am I alive? Why is there a ... EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Dan Howell is A fucking weirdo nice user...
Dan Howell is A fucking weirdo a
Dan:Only a select few can be Phil's glabella
Dan:Phil's glabella
Well he is definitely a "select few"
Never heard of the word glabella before Dan and Phil, enriched by the best duo in the world 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@@EvaAliceD exActly
Phil glabella no. 1
*phil in the beginning is all of us*
camhasproblems what does he say I couldn't hear it?
Esther Boocock
Dan: This gonna be a disaster
Phil: It's going to be funny!
Dan: For who? For me?
Phil: Well.... No
camhasproblems true
*of course*
We all have a little Phil in all of us....don’t take that out of context
"A certain *rat* called Phil-"
"I'm still listening!"
*"Fuck off"*
"Excuse you!"
Domestic Dan and Phil *gives me life*
Same
SageOfSarcasm Still listening you BITCH
I'M DYING OF ROOMATE GOALS
Ahhhhhhhhhh so soft
Ginger Kid and neat
these quizzes were to prove howell dan knows himself.
i'm not sorry for the pun
Victoria Leguizamon the doors behind you
Victoria Leguizamon leave
Victoria Leguizamon go home
Victoria Leguizamon damnit that pun
Victoria Leguizamon honestly I didn't even notice till I reread it 😂😂
Dan´s curly hair is good for my eyes
le preschool teacher: Alright kids. What vegetable is good for the eyes?
me: DAN’S HAIR!
le preschool teacher: ...wat
It’s good for my soul
What's a soul
Gentle eye cleanser🥰🥰
So good
"Fu*k off ok?!" ~Dan Howell 2017
"Lets jump down the hole.......and break our legs" ~ Also Dan Howell 2017
"Still listening bi*ch" ~Also Also Dan Howell
"AAAHHHHAAHAHHHH" ~Dan Howell also
"Dans inner trash can is about to be revealed" ~Also Also Also Dan Howell
"If i cring anymore i think my neck will just snap off" also Also ALSO Dan Howell
Dan: I GOT PHIL'S GLABELLA!!
Phil: *Hears Dan scream from the other room* what...
Monsoon Magic I got dan's hair
Emerald The baby boy a glabella is the skin between your eyebrows and above your nose on the forehead
lol
lol
lol
lol
It's that sexy piece of skin between Phil's eyebrows of course!
Monsoon Magic I
This video is rated PG
Phil's Glabella
HarryPotterLover 13 HA
Omg lol and also we are both Harry Potter nerds high five!🤚🏻
...get out... (jk that was a good joke😂)
Phil's Gas
Dam: “Good use of sardonic!”
**is genuinely proud of his viewers**
dan: fuck off okay
phil: EXCUSE YOU!
TWENTYONEPILOTS TRASH I didnt hear that until now lol
Danny gone get da punishing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TWENTYONEPILOTS TRASH I didn't even notice he said "excuse you" till now lol
TWENTYONEPILOTS TRASH the 1000th like was mine
@Ryan Ross Makes Me Emo this is why we don't have nice things
highkey love dan's hair in this
touchdalight CARMIE!!!!
touchdalight I love your videos so much!😏😍🔥
Same
I love you so much and also *YES* 🖤
I see you in every Dan and Phil video wth?
Dan x Dan, I ship it
Dan x Dan. Ship name DDAANN. Yass
Lara Spence 😂
Lara Spence Whats funny is that thats a real thing
oncecler 2.0
Lara Spence the ship name can be dan!!
does he know he’s literally the prettiest boy on youtube
kaylee lol
Pierre xo
@@dork-ishdoll271 pierre xo is a different kind of pretty but he is one of the prettiest too
Kristyna, I’m adding Troye Sivan to the list 👌
Sun-Baked Tot omg yes yes yes!
@@dork-ishdoll271 yess
"Phil wears a lot of socks but they're odd, like him am I right? still listening you b*tch"
never laughed so much!
As soon as I read this he said it 😂
When does he say this?? TIME STAMP?
5.37
I did a test who your youtube boyfriend and guess who I get yup dan howel
Ei save that for Phil
“Still listening you BITCH?”
~ Dan Howell 2017
What the fuck is your profile pic I’m scared
Dude holy shit
Dan: in what universe I would say “hey Babe”
Me: just now
*hey beb*
LPS Tootsie “Ty ly bb”
Eyy the lps community is here too
Wolf kid 4000 so the one we live in now
"That's like, more people than are probably gonna thumb up this video"
*Everyone stops watching and checks the amount of likes*
The Lost Lord guilty ahaha xD
OMG YESS
Lol, I did. 😂
Tru
The Lost Lord I did that
This will be a hard question but who would you choose? (Dan or Phil)
Dan: I refuse to choose
Phil: PHIL 100%
Jen Tgr,
did u see that Dan almost did press Phil 100%?
Jen Tgr This commet has 666 likes.........satan has come.......
Jenzie mago softandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneat
Jen Tgr dan
"Phil wears alot of socks but there odd like him am I right ARE YOU STILL LISTENING YOU BITCH!" lol I'm dead
cuttewalrus 666 like
cuttewalrus lmao same
what time was this at?
cuttewalrus I
cuttewalrus Same
More like night Howells
Keona Yllana god damn it. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Nico di Angelo love your username ❤️
same. also hi Nico :3
Keona Yllana the door is over there
._. *opens the door for you* but it was good
"Actually, God help all of you! And me. We all need Jesus."
the most truthful thing i ever heard
69th like
the first expierence I've ever had with Dan. I intend to continue
Drew W welcome to the phandom lol
Welcome to the phandom where the content comes at random but it's all so great... no clickbait.
welcome ^^
Me too!
S O F T A N D N E A T
Drank water while watching this. Choked. Cried
Anna Ward no crying , only crafting 😂😂
I apologise. Shall now go craft my way to a brighter future! (what even)
After a month without uploading he comes back with a tag
Panic! At the Phangirl THAT NO ONE EVEN TAGGED HIM IN!!!
Panic! At the Phangirl He is not a challenge to drag
So prepare for an attack
+Thatblondegirl13 First things first you're freakishly tall
its weird you look like a noodle
“That’s not the only thing that’s lon...”
OUR LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST
Evie O’Connor IKR DAN IS AMAZING-
prAISE THE LORD AMEN
JESUS ON A BOAT
WE LOVE JESUS!! LORD PLEASE HELP US!!
HALLELUJAH
daniel howell? never heard of her
ellie the trash can danisonfire
lol
*whispers* A month without uploading he comes back with a tag
Roos vanderHaar *whispers* that no one even tagged him in he's not a challenge to drag
stop
Never
so prepare for an attack
But no one even tagged him, he's not a challenge to drag.
“I GOT PHIL’S GLABELLA”
- Daniel Howell 2K17
KitKatDays Oml yes XD
"Would you pick Dan or Phil?"
Dan: "I would refuse to choose."
Phil: "Phil 100%"
Their are two kinds of people lmao
Soft and neat
soft and neat
Why did you kill Sirius?! I'm still heart broken, screw you!
Bellatrix Lestrange what about Dobby 😢
OMG BELLATRIX IS IN THE PHANDOM
+Lolo Rijss But of course she is.
He's a Night HOWELL
Oh god
"this is gonna be a disaster" US AT THE CURRENT MOMENT
hgjnbHjkm,nhjnbnhjvgbfbnhv b
i was banging my head on the ceboard
Javae Clark *keyboard.
"thats not the only thing that's long-"
*dan's life expectancy because he stays hydrated*
Dan:"THATS NOT ALL THATS LONG"
Me: *wHeEzE*
that emø trash bin HA
OH MY OH NO THE GRAPES ARE COMING!!!!! nice username lol
I’m crafting
@@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011 SAME
phanic! at the disco sams
I loved this video but I felt bad for him omg
Vrisha S I feel like that's the correct response to most of his videos tbh
Lillie Matthews tru
Long and hard? more like....
soft and neat
bilbo swaggins I knew someone would say that, fml 😂
bilbo swaggins Ayyyyyyy
bilbo swaggins YeS
i literally commented that and then scrolled through the comments and found this fml
bilbo swaggins i love you😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
dan in 2017: omg it would have been weird if i got phil
dan in 2019: hi, i’m phil
This video was both neat and soft tbh
Vrisha S gET OUT
Faith the Jellyfish HAHAHAH NO CAN DO ITS INESCAPABLE
MagicalAshley wow dang its a joke chill out
Soft and neat 😁
Just like Dan's hair
this was the last video dan made before he rebranded... i'm thinking this has something to do with it lol
Vaishnavi MadhuBhuvaneshwaran how have I never noticed this
Human Being how have I never noticed this either ;-;
Woah, it’s been a year since he rebranded
"Oh sweet Jesus."
"No,no, no no no no no."
"I can't do this."
*"I'm gonna do it"*
my logic on a rollercoaster
Kaddy Kay-chan i
Kaddy Kay-chan Q
Kaddy Kay-chan I
Kaddy Kay-chan iiii
*"Let's go down the hole"*
And other sentences Dan has said
"... And break our legs."
"Lets go deeper"
*let's go down the hole* *deeper ddeeeeper DEEEPPEEERRRR!!!*
O boy 😂😂
“I going to have a long, hard-“ and: “DAN’S CROTCH!”
I guess you could say that you're a *night Howell*
Get out.....just...
Get out.
I don't know why I continue to do this to myself.
xD
p i n e c o n e 10/10
BIPPITY BOP, YOU SHOULD STOP!
Dan Not Fire
Is On
Dani snot on fire
Liz Berr Dani snot on fire
Abigail Harrison c
I read it as Dan Not Fire Is On... I need help.
Dan not fire is on
if you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage
I have seen a whole new world
amiewamie oh my
amiewamie not wrong... I tried for like 2 whole mins at 3AM
amiewamie I already know that 😒😒😒
# PARIS ok and?
*Phil in the beginning is me trying to convince my friends to join my fandom*
Wait what am I talking about? I don’t have friends.
I was gonna say same and then i saw the second comment and actually felt my soul resonate with the amount of same i felt
Same tbh, if I'm going down a spiral I'm dragging them with me GODDAMMIT
quiz: whats your favorite phil video
dan: my inner trash can is about to be revealed
me, remembering: IM PHIL TRASH NUMBER ONE
Lauren SAME
😂😂 yeah same
Lauren literally remembered that every time I’ve watched this... tbh I’m not sure it’s not in the video
Lauren 333333333333334trewte 333334trewte No 3334trewte No ty jses No ty jses No 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@ Tak to zjistí přesně v práci ale přijdu půjdu za ředitelkou ☺☺☺☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😅😇😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😉😥😦😧😨😩😰😟😱😲😳😵😶
Lauren
Quiz Dan: Hey babe
Dan: Hey babe hahahhaha AHHAHAHHAHAHA
(RIP headphone users)
"THE AMAZING TOUR DANIEL HOWELL"
No it would be the amazing tour howell
😜
"I'm never following your suggestions ever again" *you made an entire tour based around that fact*
Would Dan Howell date you?
Me: no because we’re all 12-
Aww omg i love your pfp!
ConfusedPhanos I’m turning 13 in 6 days actually
Well jokes on you, ConfusedPhanos, I'm 13😎
That was ironic I swear
Jokes on you im 14
I have my first college interview in an hour and this video really helped me calm myself down BUT IM SO NERVOUS IM SHAKING send help
tvisha You'll do great!
You'll most likely have a high probability of success at the least
christ I hope so thank you x
tvisha good luck! I hope it goes well for you:)
Good luck! Don't forget to breathe and push through!
Dan is the only person I have notifications turned on because he never posts.
Arcadia Labon 😂
"we all need jesus" true dan, true
hey fellow army
Strange thing to say after the Craft vid smh
Simona Timosenkova oh look! more armys! yay im not alone!
OMG yass jimin!!!😂😂
Army's yasssss 💕💕❤️❤️❤️
1950: In the future, we will have flying cars.
2019: What kind of bread am I?
How well do you know yourself...
H O W E L L
4D Green Tea that's scary
"FUCK OFF OK?!" *i died* 😂
How random are YOUR llamas?
Karri. Murton Random? In my llamas? it’s more likely than you think
7:25
dan: *screams*
dan: in whAt unIvErsE would i say *hey behb smirk*
me: *chokes* holy shi-
yO my ex gf would say 'hey babe' everytime she saw me and i would let out audible 'awws' everytime she said it. she was a real cutie
"How well do I know myself?"
How... well...
I sense a pun.
Lilja 😂
This needs more likes
*HOWELL* does dan know himself ;)
Tiarni Lewandowski ohohohoho
Go home
Jo Doe go big or go home
whatislife
Well done, my friend, well done
*Second hand embarrassment*
screaming on the inside same like i can’t watch the “can phil express and opinion” thing cause i get embarrassed
*_second hand embarrassment_*
same
would dan howell date you?
1. are you a female
yes - no
if you answered yes: he will not
rileyjayy why?
It’s not true..
@@noashaham5438 what do you mean by "It's not true"?
Noa Shaham What do you mean
@@noashaham5438 wdym?
RUclips: oop a kneecap *demonetized*
Kate RUclipss like American school dress codes
Kate RUclips : A dead body... hm... Let's put it on trending!
(Logan Paul.)
Dan's natural hair is the reason I hope in life again.
I got his crotch and I said "Jesus Christ why"
Ainsley Is dead inside You are the better version of me if I got that I'd throw my laptop out the window
I got his hair. Yay?
Same I don't even know what a party is
I got Phil's glabella
Quack Quack I got his nose... idk anymore
1:28
I ALSO KNOW LONG WORDS
Such as "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
The fear of long words
O.o
Antidisestablishmentarianism
the fear of hippos
Pneumonalultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Petition for Dan to let his hair be wavy 100% of the time.
Katie Williamson he's keeping it like this now. No petition needed😂
it already is :)
Katie Williamson 📝
Katie Williamson *signs 200 times*
PLEASE
Dan's screams give me life
Cole they give Phil life too wInK wOnK
I'm glad to see Dan hates his fanbase as much as I do
MMG Juxta same
how dare you, you truthful bitch.
actually the most accurate comment here
MMG Juxta honestly tho
wow i love your profile picture
“113 thousand people have taken this quiz!?!?”
“That’s like more people that will thumbs up this video.”
*Gets 412K likes*
*_451K_*
Whenever you said 'version' I understood 'virgin' lol
Anastasia T. Same xD
Me too
life of a dirty-minded person lol
Anastasia T. Same!!! 😂😂
Anastasia T. 😐
"Let's jump down the hole," that's what she (or he) said.
And break our legs
Olivia Francis That's all I wanted to do today. It not like I have those fictional creatures called " friends."
I would enjoy that, thank you.
as someone who isnt in this phandom and has barely any clue who this person is...i can confirm i am very confused and need help. however im entertained, so i think ill survive
Semhar Tesfazgy lmaoo
You will enjoy it here after awhile...
Noooo RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
Semhar Tesfazgy GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN THE PHANDOM WILL RUIN YOU
if spending your full time on the internet doesn't count as ruined life you can come and have some fun
Dan: "Is that the ups and downs of my crotch thrusting into something"
Me: **spits out water**
I read this as *sips*
THIS WAVY LONG HAIR IS GIVING ME FETUS DANIEL VIBES😍😍😍
Yes.
Help me find that picture
Wth it so dose
I love that Dan is as uncomfortable with the phandom as anyone else over 15
bowties are cool it's weird when people below 15 are calling him daddy or things like that
It's so true, like around the time I turned 15 I realized how weird 80% of this community are...
bowties are cool I don't even know why the third quiz exists i don't bloody care if Dan would date me I probably wouldn't show up to the date since I'm confused about everything in my life
Amen
Literally
**Says 113k is more people than will like the video, gets almost 400k likes**
cringeykid 292 right now it’s at 420k I’m-
YEA ITS AT 420k
cringeykid 292 updated to 420K ☺️
I took the 1st quiz and i got a 100
am i secretly dan?
No You're a taco
@@VerbaleMondo and im a burrito
yes
*whispers* we found dan's secret account
PLS OMG
WHY ISNT NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT DAN FOUND THE FANDOMS TESTS OMG I HOPE HE HASNT FOUND THE FICS
Jen TheMemeLord, so are you saying people ARE talking about it? Ps he has found them.....
Oh god
Oh g o d
He read one in a video
He has a Wattpad
I am so curious but am terrified to check seeing one of the answers for the last test in the video 😥
*_s o f t_*
*_a n d_*
*_n e a t_*
The Peribooty shIIIITTTT
S O F T A N D N E A T*
SOFT AND NEET
soap and noot
The Peribooty 666 likes ho shit
I watched the part where he did the cha cha slide a thousand times
Dan what has ten legs and isnt around anymore?
MCR
FUCKIN HELL AAAAAAGGHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Emo Cat you are a horrible person
Ik sorry bout it
@@cliquecowards4356 I'm sorryyyy
HOWWWWWW DARRRRREEEEEE
'nononono i can't do this
i'm gonna do it'
why is that the most relatable thing i have heard today
Park Jiminnie I couldn't stop replaying it
Park Jiminnie I
Park Jiminnie honestly same
Park Jiminnie lol hi. Dan is very relatable to humans.
armmmmmyyyyyyy
"Well... the sexy end screen dance is dead."
mY HEART OUCH DANIEL
ProbablyNotRo Me
Howell does Dan know himself tho?
I love dad jokes. Especially The one Thomas Sanders makes
XxXNightHuntress XxX
Gotta agree buddy. One of my favourites is “Why does a flamingo sleep with one leg up? Cause if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!”
XxXNightHuntress XxX lol
Literally. Made me laugh probably more the video XD
Thomas Sanders is g8
@@aimee_pisces i love the joke but *your
the haruka nanase pillow hits different now
Mollie i know 😔
...
oh my god
EVERYTHING HITS DIFFERENT
I'm in love with Dan's new hair
Twenty Paphonies I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE DUDE
it's s o f t a n d n e a t
samee also |-/
S O F T A N D NEAT
SAME i lowkey wish he would even grow it out a bit longer IT WOULD BE SO FLUFFY
Night owl? More like... Night HOWELL... sorry not sorry
From now on 'Phil is not on fire' will have to be called 'Phil Howell..
Lol that actually has a nice ring to it HEHEHEHE
Wait.. It wasn't that already? ;)
Erin Lisa shit oh my
Erin Lisa
HMMMMMM YESH
i read that anD SQUEAKED
"If I pick Dan, does Phil die? If I pick Phil, do I cease to exist?"
*sips coffee and holds up interactive introverts poster*
We'll Danny Boi, let me tell you a story about a wheel and some projectiles...
"do I look cool and mysterious" no you look soft and neat c; ... k bye
Tony Flamingo The Taetae picture :') bless
❤ ayy army
sorry if this is obvious or something, but why is everyone saying soft and neat??
AmazingCandle Dan and Phil crafts latest video watch it and you will understand friend
Tony Flamingo dead as shit😂
"Still listening you bitch?"
I'M DEAD
Depressed Dodie ifkr
Depressed Dodie Same XD
dan is actually uploading, whAt iS tHIS??? DID HE GET REPLACED FOR A ROBOT?? DAN BLINK TWICE IF YOURE IN DANGER
hoo hoo danger men At work ama rite? sorry
I'm in the phandom help me omg noooooo
I'm in the phandom help me thanks for that.
hoo hoo he did make a deal with Satan soooooo
hoo hoo were all going to die because he's in danger