What NOT to do at University

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @audree1457
    @audree1457 7 лет назад +7871

    "Someone touched me, then tried to peer pressure me into exercise"
    see thats why i avoid people

    • @yinwu5189
      @yinwu5189 7 лет назад +22

      aesthetic trash lol

    • @chikennugger7795
      @chikennugger7795 7 лет назад +29

      Same. don`t let `em sniff your hair like a guy did to me at 3.00am heh... the awkward " What.. the.. fuck?"

    • @devong.4216
      @devong.4216 7 лет назад +27

      As a rower I can confirm that is how recruitment works.

    • @manasvi6960
      @manasvi6960 7 лет назад +85

      CONGRATS YOU'VE BEEN NOTICED BY ONE OF THE CAT WHISKERED GODS I'M SO PROUD

    • @joshbacon8241
      @joshbacon8241 7 лет назад +3

      Lol

  • @cinnawonnthequeen3123
    @cinnawonnthequeen3123 6 лет назад +8816

    The H in University stands for Happiness.

    • @for3stspirit
      @for3stspirit 6 лет назад +551

      Biskit Wafflez
      Me: “Wtf there’s no-“
      Also me: *facepalms to the Ice Age*
      Now dead me: “Kill me now.”

    • @DazzlingDiamondThree
      @DazzlingDiamondThree 6 лет назад +67

      Biskit Wafflez xD nice one

    • @LaurenT3G
      @LaurenT3G 6 лет назад +301

      The U in university stands for unhappiness.

    • @sarah5383
      @sarah5383 6 лет назад +54

      Exactly, amen.

    • @danya-vt2wb
      @danya-vt2wb 6 лет назад +117

      Dreamie Lightss The U in university stands for university

  • @Jayde396
    @Jayde396 6 лет назад +6227

    There's a parallel universe where Dan got on the rowing machine and is now an Olympic rower

    • @shreya7182
      @shreya7182 5 лет назад +106

      twitchBennohod lmao the power of the multiverse
      can u imagine tho? Like dan howell, Olympic exerciser

    • @jenniferbrosnan559
      @jenniferbrosnan559 5 лет назад +14

      twitchBennohod Lori Lachlan’s daughter who?

    • @katiegrim3497
      @katiegrim3497 5 лет назад +26

      he would have PHAT ergos

    • @noone3305
      @noone3305 5 лет назад +80

      twitchBennohod there’s also an alternate universe where dan finished university and became a lawyer lol

    • @AlycatIsAlive
      @AlycatIsAlive 5 лет назад +22

      I mean, according to his DNA test video he has an “athletic build”

  • @bobsaget190
    @bobsaget190 6 лет назад +6512

    "University.
    Or sorry...
    COGHLAGE!"
    😂

    • @vampgf9580
      @vampgf9580 6 лет назад +31

      Llama Life it played in the video as I read this

    • @YourRatKing62
      @YourRatKing62 5 лет назад +39

      Thank god he explained I had no idea what he was talking about.

    • @alexissays3372
      @alexissays3372 5 лет назад +10

      as an American I totally didn't understand when he said "university"
      I am lovin' life
      whoo

    • @Ari_Danielle04
      @Ari_Danielle04 5 лет назад +8

      Alexis Says wait actually lol? University is the bigger version of college ( in America at least) 😂😂😂

    • @jisagay3872
      @jisagay3872 5 лет назад +1

      R/woosh

  • @nicholasfrundt4125
    @nicholasfrundt4125 7 лет назад +12086

    I believe the American word for university is "debt".

  • @elliewellie_YouTube
    @elliewellie_YouTube 7 лет назад +5804

    Me: "Hi mom, I'm back with laundry"
    Dan: "Hi Phil, I'm back with laundry"

  • @boomboomwhoosh9387
    @boomboomwhoosh9387 7 лет назад +9395

    dans grandmas social life is more exciting than dans i think we could all learn something from her tbh

  • @sterotypednerd
    @sterotypednerd 5 лет назад +4219

    “only ever punished for being themselves at school” is a comment that hits a little differently in 2019

  • @candynecklacesx
    @candynecklacesx 7 лет назад +671

    In the first 2 days of living in halls, I was too scared to leave my room and interact with anyone in the kitchen so I survived off a jar of peanut butter and a multipack of kit kats

  • @topsoil86
    @topsoil86 6 лет назад +6689

    Dan: hey Phil I need you to pour liquor all over my face
    Phil: alright

    • @weethetniet9427
      @weethetniet9427 6 лет назад +197

      @ellie day nah i doubt they would waste that, im guessing its water

    • @jessicawaite5140
      @jessicawaite5140 6 лет назад +28

      Ellie, liquor is a general statement to include all alcohol

    • @sinkdishes
      @sinkdishes 6 лет назад +38

      ellie day Please do not pour alcohol in your eyes, you will damage your eyes

    • @ThePakeezah
      @ThePakeezah 6 лет назад +6

      @ellie day that's liqueur

    • @amandapotgieter8576
      @amandapotgieter8576 6 лет назад +3

      Probs water but still funny 😂

  • @readabook8574
    @readabook8574 7 лет назад +2259

    "full time internet hobo"
    jesus dan how relatable can you be?

    • @veci5310
      @veci5310 7 лет назад

      ReadaBook 😂😂😂

    • @TrashyContent
      @TrashyContent 7 лет назад +14

      ReadaBook YOU HAVE 666 LIKES BUT IM ABOUT TO MAKE IT 667 I APOLOGISE

    • @spyderpig991
      @spyderpig991 7 лет назад +4

      Incredibly relateable XD

    • @Luc.Hewett
      @Luc.Hewett 7 лет назад +1

      ReadaBook I thought it said "full time internet wobo"

    • @leahnicole0549
      @leahnicole0549 6 лет назад +2

      Uh that's not what it says honey

  • @kitvinn
    @kitvinn 4 года назад +1060

    laundromats: exist
    dan: phil, come pick me up i’m scared

  • @sheriffb1544
    @sheriffb1544 7 лет назад +770

    The moment Dan said the “metaphor for my life”, the video froze and I lost my internet connection. Guess that’s the perfect metaphor for my life.

    • @freyabroderick
      @freyabroderick 7 лет назад +24

      Sheriff B i trust you got internet back ...

    • @MyaHazes
      @MyaHazes 7 лет назад +7

      Sheriff B Dan liking your comment is the metaphor of your life.

    • @elleadams4954
      @elleadams4954 7 лет назад +1

      Fatherless Child I agree 👍🏼

    • @yamas4799
      @yamas4799 7 лет назад +3

      Sheriff B I chocked on my chocolate milk while reading this

    • @sheriffb1544
      @sheriffb1544 7 лет назад +1

      I did, thank goodness.

  • @disneyplays3586
    @disneyplays3586 7 лет назад +1529

    this video: opens about uni
    next vid: mENTAL HEALTH
    Godbless

    • @lalakuma9
      @lalakuma9 7 лет назад +12

      Those two things are related
      At least they did for me :(

  • @GorgeousGeek414
    @GorgeousGeek414 7 лет назад +1742

    “Pretended I had to take an important phone call, then nopped the hell back to my room.”
    I RELATE

  • @Cosmic_Candy_
    @Cosmic_Candy_ 3 месяца назад +33

    Coming back to this after the most recent gaming channel video with Dan gaslighting himself into thinking someone else set fire to the pasta

  • @tawnykenobi6065
    @tawnykenobi6065 6 лет назад +4003

    STORY TIME One of my professors snapped in the middle of a lecture. I mean he stopped the class for 20 minutes, told us that one of us had intentionally tried to poisoned him and his wife at a restaurant, that he had names, was taking all of us to court, and we were as evil as a giant genocidal snake that ate virgin girls. Yep. At least psycho french teacher was nice...

  • @IrisRiedel6
    @IrisRiedel6 6 лет назад +3407

    Any 6 ft 3 inches person describing anyone as "massive" is hilarious.

  • @dangerliesbeforeyou
    @dangerliesbeforeyou 7 лет назад +1432

    Yesterday was my first day at uni so I thought I'd come back to this vid & share my experiences lol.... basically, arrived at 10am with my dad, had a very rubbery cheese toastie, got stuck in a queue at tesco, my dad left, i cried in my room for like 2 hours, unpacked, walked around campus, got lost, had an awkward meeting with my classmates & ended the day with some leftover pizza, a packet of crisps & more crying in my room...
    I think you'll agree that was a resounding success...

    • @jayjaythejetplane5390
      @jayjaythejetplane5390 7 лет назад +23

      dangerliesbeforeyou how’s uni going so far?

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 7 лет назад +7

      Sounds like something I'd do

    • @hosseokjin8685
      @hosseokjin8685 7 лет назад +2

      Please,I would have done something 100× worse that's not that bad 😅

    • @beybladerocks7
      @beybladerocks7 6 лет назад +11

      Is it really uni if the toasted sandwich doesn't taste like rubber?

    • @thattheatrejen9987
      @thattheatrejen9987 6 лет назад +2

      Sounds like a fantastic first day at uni

  • @SpeedySecrets215
    @SpeedySecrets215 6 лет назад +790

    Should've been friends with the Asian guy he seemed like he was going through the same thing as you

  • @emilyfried3110
    @emilyfried3110 7 лет назад +5875

    "A well hydrated night on the town"
    Sure dude.

    • @sanriotitties847
      @sanriotitties847 7 лет назад +22

      Oh my god great name

    • @teemckenzie4975
      @teemckenzie4975 7 лет назад +12

      Panic! At the ramen Noodle soup Such a great username

    • @manasvi6960
      @manasvi6960 7 лет назад +48

      down it down it down it

    • @tatewillow6840
      @tatewillow6840 7 лет назад +14

      Panic! At the ramen Noodle soup I just subscribed to you bc of your username.

    • @rosiepauline6231
      @rosiepauline6231 7 лет назад +27

      Panic! At the ramen Noodle soup water, it's important to stay hydrated (please someone get the reference)

  • @sarahlillo971
    @sarahlillo971 7 лет назад +346

    i was just thinking about how that chinese guy probably thought nobody would remember what happened that night after he ran away and he would never see these people ever again.. just imagine him stumbling across this video

    • @lightdarkequivalent7143
      @lightdarkequivalent7143 7 лет назад +4

      probably went back to china, RUclips is banned there

    • @kaidenbruhn6561
      @kaidenbruhn6561 7 лет назад +9

      IntrovertedDarkness 802 believe it or not most chinese people have access to RUclips and facebook, cos the government is so dumb you can literally get around everything

    • @zerolahmachun7372
      @zerolahmachun7372 7 лет назад +1

      Is it YOUUUUUUU?

    • @siljeopgard8608
      @siljeopgard8608 7 лет назад +11

      MAGNUS BANE

    • @zerolahmachun7372
      @zerolahmachun7372 7 лет назад +2

      I get it

  • @alertmacy4867
    @alertmacy4867 7 лет назад +1759

    imagine dan being that lawyer but with the emo af hair

    • @awesomesauce5350
      @awesomesauce5350 6 лет назад +9

      AlertMacy lmao-

    • @cheesewhiz6472
      @cheesewhiz6472 6 лет назад +41

      Person: "hey man I need a good lawyer asap could you hook me up with one?"
      Other person: *appears from the shadows* "a good lawyer eh? Alright then, I'm sending THE lawyer."
      Person: "you mean the lawyer with emo hair?"
      Other person: *gasp*
      Even more people: *gasp* HE SAID IT

    • @hannachan2524
      @hannachan2524 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @katie8326
      @katie8326 6 лет назад

      Tagora gorjek

  • @biancataylor635
    @biancataylor635 5 лет назад +318

    "A colossal loser who was only really ever punished for being themselves at school"
    Damn, now that we know what happened that's actually really sad

  • @lizmichelle5471
    @lizmichelle5471 7 лет назад +481

    1. Don't play drinking games with wine on your first night. It's gross
    2. Societies are great, especially the nerdy ones
    3. Don't try and have a conversation with your personal tutor while extremely drunk. He will bring it up after your graduation and trigger you with the shame.

    • @lizmichelle5471
      @lizmichelle5471 7 лет назад +11

      I made the best friends in anime and sci-fi society! And I've only just started to be able to drink wine again.

    • @devong.4216
      @devong.4216 7 лет назад +8

      LizMichelle and if you want to try athletics, really recommend rowing. The community is great and y'all understand each other's pain because literally no one does (in the U.S. Anyways)

  • @mackenziefelix9661
    @mackenziefelix9661 7 лет назад +1402

    that single minion sock, Dan wore in one of the pinof videos.

    • @nadyahstone3649
      @nadyahstone3649 7 лет назад +27

      No that's a different one, the one in the pinof was black

    • @helainanatasha7496
      @helainanatasha7496 7 лет назад +2

      sometimes I put glue on my face pinof 8 and it's not the same

    • @AvieA.
      @AvieA. 7 лет назад +1

      Naw m8 it's a different sock

    • @jody2482
      @jody2482 7 лет назад +11

      omg i cant wait for the new one in a few months

    • @thatbitch9983
      @thatbitch9983 7 лет назад +8

      sometimes I put glue on my face how do y'all know this shit I forget my middle name sometimes OR EVEN MY NAME

  • @katsuki-bakugou9444
    @katsuki-bakugou9444 7 лет назад +1203

    Dan:I went outside last week and guess what landed on my head .
    Me :the death note ?

    • @alexia5811
      @alexia5811 7 лет назад +22

      nao nanase
      I wish I could like something more than once.

    • @amy_cwwalsh2410
      @amy_cwwalsh2410 6 лет назад +6

      nao nanase is it weird that when he said that I thought he was going to describe a pigeon shitting on his head?

    • @Adam-jf8wq
      @Adam-jf8wq 6 лет назад +2

      @@alexia5811 same

    • @ahdndjnff8146
      @ahdndjnff8146 6 лет назад +1

      Ok but me tho

    • @mo-vs8gu
      @mo-vs8gu 6 лет назад +3

      I wish i had a death note.... the world would be screwed

  • @sonofamumford4969
    @sonofamumford4969 4 года назад +318

    So Dan, you're the reason I went to our school's club fair and am now a national champion in speech and debate so thanks for that

  • @maym8428
    @maym8428 7 лет назад +1475

    *dan smashing a leaf*
    Me: *nods head*
    Me: i agree

  • @DrFrenchfries
    @DrFrenchfries 7 лет назад +836

    "Look at you, you crispy rascal" -Daniel Howell

    • @hannahcook5087
      @hannahcook5087 7 лет назад +5

      *grinning* Look at you, you crispy rascal *proceed to violently smash*

    • @dietcoke9236
      @dietcoke9236 6 лет назад

      Oh god how is he going to be in 2018

  • @amie5351
    @amie5351 7 лет назад +2924

    This is another piece of EXTREMELYYYYYYY good advice off Daniel....e-extremely....

  • @ethandonnelly4883
    @ethandonnelly4883 5 лет назад +889

    I'm off to uni in 8 weeks and this has made me so much more relaxed to start as I know how to make pasta. Sorry Dan.... Thanks Dan

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 5 лет назад +25

      So, how did it go? I'm also fresh to uni this fall and for me, the video only made me more anxious beforehand - great that it helped you though.

    • @helloimarabbit4083
      @helloimarabbit4083 4 года назад +25

      @@baguettegott3409 I do believe they are dead.

    • @danielsguts
      @danielsguts 3 года назад +8

      so, how's it going?

    • @AmalGum001
      @AmalGum001 2 года назад +10

      @@helloimarabbit4083 2 years, still no response. I also believe they are dead

    • @mmaipai
      @mmaipai Год назад +9

      @@AmalGum0014 years. they’re dead.

  • @FlippinSweetTots
    @FlippinSweetTots 7 лет назад +132

    My first semester, I took 18 credit hours (6 classes) and most of them were for juniors. Then, not thinking anything would come of it, I auditioned for the university shows and was cast as the lead. I averaged about 4 hours of sleep that entire semester, and after my last final, I went to my dorm and sobbed on the floor. My roommate walked in and promptly joined me.

    • @kaibeattie2230
      @kaibeattie2230 7 лет назад +20

      FlippinSweetTots *joins sobbing on floor*

  • @originelles590
    @originelles590 7 лет назад +820

    danielspastaisonfire

    • @stitches768
      @stitches768 8 месяцев назад

      How does this not have replies

  • @scamunism
    @scamunism 7 лет назад +485

    for some reason that 'getting a taxi to use phils washing machine' story left me extremely melancholic and wishing i had someone like that in my life ughhh

  • @whodapole
    @whodapole 5 лет назад +394

    Always ask someone if "This is the room for _______ class?" Two birds with one stone - you've confirmed you're in the right place (or you're completely lost) and you've at least got someone to sit next to for the first day.

    • @helloimarabbit4083
      @helloimarabbit4083 4 года назад +57

      Or both of you don't know and now that's your subject for the rest of your life.

    • @lilyrose141
      @lilyrose141 3 года назад +6

      this is exactly how i met one of my best uni friends three years ago, it actually works lol

    • @Amelia.foster22
      @Amelia.foster22 3 года назад +8

      Ahh see what I did what not ask and walk into the class, sit at the front and THEN realise I was in the wrong class

  • @user-di4gs5jt7e
    @user-di4gs5jt7e 7 лет назад +1928

    Being social in uni sounds a lot harder than uni itself I'm dying

    • @Muser4Life
      @Muser4Life 7 лет назад +76

      Not exactly. I'm a quiet and shy type (who likes to draw) and I easily found people with similar personalities to me. In highschool, there would be 1/million chance of that happening. Whereas in uni, it's more like 1/10 people will be similar to you. Plus, there's isn't really a social hierarchy when you enter uni - it's like a reset button. Everyone's on the same boat so no one really cares about other peoples' past.

    • @carlacolumna2046
      @carlacolumna2046 7 лет назад +24

      Maya Actually, I found it way easier than highschool or post graduation. 90% of people who start out are as clueless as you are and. I'll garantee you there are a lot of people who share the same interests as you. As long as you don't spend your whole time locked up in your own room you'll be fine.

    • @khapizzza
      @khapizzza 7 лет назад +25

      At least in Uni, not everyone is a complete ass and thinks that twerking on your desk is cool, hip, trendy and edgy.
      I'm not totally social with everyone, but at least those in Uni have matured since high school and can respect their peers and their workspace.

    • @khapizzza
      @khapizzza 7 лет назад +13

      Actually never mind, Uni people may respect you, but they weird as hell.

    • @PugThug09
      @PugThug09 7 лет назад

      It is

  • @corvidchorus3091
    @corvidchorus3091 7 лет назад +381

    In my current dorm we have 4 people in it. All 4 of us share the same first name.

    • @palmtree1958
      @palmtree1958 7 лет назад +42

      that's fucking incredible omg

    • @jeanette8133
      @jeanette8133 7 лет назад +35

      SAIS it'll be hilarious to just keep calling each other with no context of which person you're actually asking for

    • @shio9517
      @shio9517 7 лет назад +14

      How do you even make a conversation to your roommate?

    • @salonisharma8997
      @salonisharma8997 7 лет назад

      😅😂😂

    • @thomasjefferson336
      @thomasjefferson336 7 лет назад +1

      Rachel Hills my name is Lydia :/

  • @gracechen2694
    @gracechen2694 7 лет назад +2988

    I relate to Dan's shirt

  • @shreksswaggyswamp9071
    @shreksswaggyswamp9071 6 лет назад +279

    *"honestly i couldn't tell if they were threatening each other or flirting"*
    I FOUND THIS SO FUNNY OMG

  • @thefaultinmybts1196
    @thefaultinmybts1196 7 лет назад +2153

    The image of Dan on the computer is giving me memories

    • @kat-h
      @kat-h 7 лет назад +18

      TheFaultInMyBTS army

    • @moonlitgalaxy5940
      @moonlitgalaxy5940 7 лет назад +10

      ARMY@@@@@@@

    • @Lana-vn8li
      @Lana-vn8li 7 лет назад +7

      TheFaultInMyBTS army

    • @thefaultinmybts1196
      @thefaultinmybts1196 7 лет назад +4

      I'm a broken Person I think a lot of people noticed

    • @froggo6526
      @froggo6526 7 лет назад +7

      TheFaultInMyBTS it's so relatable I can't even--

  • @anjana6097
    @anjana6097 7 лет назад +2366

    i absolutely love dans computer screensaver

  • @orbitalpudding3420
    @orbitalpudding3420 7 лет назад +185

    Honestly hearing that I'm not the only one who's entire life is one big mess of cliche awkward moments is really comforting.

  • @freyagiles3262
    @freyagiles3262 5 лет назад +820

    Going to uni in less than a fortnight so thought I’d revisit this masterpiece

  • @user-ek6gt7qc5b
    @user-ek6gt7qc5b 7 лет назад +597

    People get happy when they hang out with friends and family or get surprised by someone.
    I get happy when I get a notification that Dan uploaded.

    • @nocbuo
      @nocbuo 7 лет назад +1

      Phanisreal me

    • @parib7707
      @parib7707 7 лет назад +2

      same tho

    • @shachh7869
      @shachh7869 7 лет назад

      Phanisreal me tbh i was with dpc and this rat gives me life

    • @ellen7825
      @ellen7825 7 лет назад +1

      SAME

    • @bella-sh2nv
      @bella-sh2nv 7 лет назад +1

      same

  • @insomnish
    @insomnish 7 лет назад +938

    Don't feel bad, Dan. There are things WAY worse than quitting Uni after one year.
    Like quitting after two days.
    _Ahem._

    • @renate4997
      @renate4997 7 лет назад +10

      insomnish well if u felt better not going dw about it :)

    • @Adrian-xl8mr
      @Adrian-xl8mr 7 лет назад +32

      hey it's not for everyone. I have friends who never even went to uni and they're doing fine. you do you

    • @Sean-lx7ih
      @Sean-lx7ih 7 лет назад +30

      I quit after 4 years and still got the same job I would have gotten with the degree

    • @serendipandy4419
      @serendipandy4419 7 лет назад +14

      I thought you were referencing Spencer Shay

    • @Mae-gq4qq
      @Mae-gq4qq 7 лет назад +10

      I did six weeks, but they were horrific, if I could re-do I would have quit on day one, would have been much less stress and expense.

  • @KylieMaples
    @KylieMaples 7 лет назад +2078

    His screen computer is me

  • @saneyahkhan7375
    @saneyahkhan7375 6 лет назад +244

    "I went outside last week, but that's not the interesting part"
    ...Dan you never go outside, that's the most interesting thing to happen to you in a long time

    • @kianmills4170
      @kianmills4170 5 лет назад +2

      Saneyah Khan yep and also literally me.

    • @farwarter
      @farwarter 4 года назад +1

      now that REALLY is the interesting part of our lives

  • @somerandomdemigod4636
    @somerandomdemigod4636 7 лет назад +2661

    Omg good job dan! Setting fire to pasta is my ultimate life goal!!

    • @slowtxwnx6145
      @slowtxwnx6145 7 лет назад +10

      SomeRandomDemigod Hey I love Percy Jackson

    • @jessangel5082
      @jessangel5082 7 лет назад +6

      SomeRandomDemigod same

    • @jensi1100
      @jensi1100 7 лет назад +12

      SomeRandomDemigod my sister burned spaghetti once but WITH water. 🤔🤔

    • @Millie-et2ex
      @Millie-et2ex 7 лет назад +6

      Hello fellow demigod :)

    • @yoinkiezoinks
      @yoinkiezoinks 7 лет назад +4

      SomeRandomDemigod my sister has managed to set the kettle on fire before. Don't say setting pasta on fire is weird/hard. Cos it's not.

  • @alia-km1iw
    @alia-km1iw 7 лет назад +144

    "and i had no idea how to live" why is this me

  • @arunimagahlot8781
    @arunimagahlot8781 7 лет назад +431

    He literally went to the other side of town to use a washing machine I can't deal with this ridiculous man

    • @alishafernandez6734
      @alishafernandez6734 7 лет назад +66

      well.. he spent most of his uni life at phil's apartment so it's not as contradictory as it seems.

  • @rebeccanehring4831
    @rebeccanehring4831 4 года назад +145

    One huge thing I have learned from my years in college: there is absolutely NO shame in changing your major. It doesn't matter what the change is; this is your life and you're the one who has to live with it. If you feel like the major you are in is not feeling right or wasn't what you expected you are allowed to change it despite anything anyone says. As long as you're happy. That's what matters the most, especially at this point in your life. You're still trying to figure yourself out and trying new things is what you're supposed to be doing. Take risks because you have the time to fix them if they turn out to be mistakes. Life is not moving as quickly as people say, it's ok to go slow. There's nothing wrong with testing things out. You don't have to know exactly who you are or who you want to be at this point. It'll be ok

    • @22dragons58
      @22dragons58 4 года назад +2

      why did I read this in Dan's voice?

    • @toenailairconditioner7406
      @toenailairconditioner7406 4 года назад +2

      because dan also greetings fellow human waiting for the return of the king

    • @em-hq9gn
      @em-hq9gn 4 года назад +1

      I'm in my second year doing accounting and sometimes I really wish I'd gone into something different that felt more right for me, like english lit. But at the same time I have no courage and I'd seriously like a job in the future :(

    • @gaildahlas
      @gaildahlas 3 года назад +2

      This this this! I'm taking a year out to work after spending one on definitely the wrong course, and it's never too late to change direction if the subject/s you're studying = not for you. No shame in figuring out what's best for yourself if you're able to :)

  • @alexfsayshi5279
    @alexfsayshi5279 7 лет назад +1519

    This is *good* information for next year!...

    • @meaganthemarionette4899
      @meaganthemarionette4899 7 лет назад +13

      Hey, this *is* good info for me! Gotta take this with me in two (or if I take a gap year, three) years.

    • @rockstarswannyswanton1736
      @rockstarswannyswanton1736 7 лет назад +3

      aLEX fLETCHER for me I start college tomorrow

    • @idkman5500
      @idkman5500 7 лет назад +3

      aLEX fLETCHER YO YOUR NAME IS SO SIMILAR TO MINE WTF IM ABBY FLETCHER

    • @LoopnMix
      @LoopnMix 7 лет назад +12

      *I just made a compilation of every time Dan says HELLO INTERNET ! check it out lol !*

    • @maririnWebcomics
      @maririnWebcomics 7 лет назад +2

      It's at 666 likes

  • @esther-gn9bg
    @esther-gn9bg 7 лет назад +198

    "learn to cook"
    ....i once activated the fire alarm because i didn't use enough oil and i was alone so i ran over to my neighbour who helped me and when everything was over, i found out that my sister had been sleeping in her room all the time. yep, we're definitely related

    • @vampiric_embers5349
      @vampiric_embers5349 6 лет назад +2

      I nearly set fire to a bagel in a caravan and me and my friend were to short to reach the fire alarm and literally no body heard it
      So I understand wat u mean XD

  • @matchaluv8671
    @matchaluv8671 7 лет назад +709

    "nah m8"

    • @AAAAAHHHHHHHASAAA
      @AAAAAHHHHHHHASAAA 6 лет назад +9

      peterparkerr that quote just sums up me everyday when I am told to do something social.

  • @olliev.s.364
    @olliev.s.364 5 лет назад +119

    when you suddenly realize that was phil saying "DOWN IT, DOWN IT, DOWN IT"
    i snorted.

  • @MimiBrokkoli
    @MimiBrokkoli 7 лет назад +735

    at least you had phil tho

    • @jessicaagustina8585
      @jessicaagustina8585 7 лет назад +16

      Mimi everytime something bad happens to dan : at least he had fil

    • @MimiBrokkoli
      @MimiBrokkoli 7 лет назад +19

      Jessica Agustina i mean with the washing machine, i die every time i have to go to the laundromat

    • @jinx2873
      @jinx2873 7 лет назад +4

      True

    • @livthefubgamezz2161
      @livthefubgamezz2161 7 лет назад +2

      Mimi lol yup

    • @raquelflorence235
      @raquelflorence235 7 лет назад +54

      Ikr! Honestly Dan is very lucky. They have each other and I don't have anyone...

  • @missdionysius4675
    @missdionysius4675 7 лет назад +358

    Now I know where my socks go in the washing machine. Some creep stealing them

    • @ev7568v
      @ev7568v 6 лет назад +3

      69 likes I'm not ruining it-

  • @StuckUnderTheCovers
    @StuckUnderTheCovers 7 лет назад +276

    QUICK STORY THEN ACTUAL ADVICE: If for any reason you have to/choose to drop out for a bit, that is okay. I was forced to drop a semester because of mental health mixed with strict attendance policies, and I was dreading going back. (I decided to take a few summer classes to catch up and slowly work my way up to a full schedule... and by slowly I mean I did 4 credits, then in the fall did 18.... then 19 that next semester when I finally caught up... but that's just my weird music school with weird prereqs.)
    In actuality, it was fine, my close friends who had not been filled in were concerned, but they never fretted over me in public, a few teachers did make sure I was okay, and I was able to successfully do my classes. I was even more nervous to retake freshman courses... with freshmen... and I did feel ostracized, but just participating in class like you normally would made me some friends and we all learned mutual respect.
    Don't be afraid to take a break, and don't be afraid to go back after taking a break. It WILL be fine. Talk to administrators, counselors, advisers, etc. They are there to help you.

  • @superuniversal3950
    @superuniversal3950 5 лет назад +159

    Me and all my housemates had breakdowns on our first trip to ASDA. It's a must-do experience

    • @helloimarabbit4083
      @helloimarabbit4083 4 года назад +8

      What like all at all once in different parts of the store,all together or randomly in different parts of the store?

    • @superuniversal3950
      @superuniversal3950 4 года назад +13

      @@helloimarabbit4083 no we all went to ASDA seperately and had seperate breakdowns

    • @superuniversal3950
      @superuniversal3950 4 года назад +7

      @@helloimarabbit4083 because we all moved in on different days

  • @Rose-y_Pose-y
    @Rose-y_Pose-y 7 лет назад +384

    What NOT to do at University: See Dan uploaded a new video and watch it instead of studying

    • @risxra
      @risxra 7 лет назад

      I can't believe you're calling me out like this :p

    • @z0kiss889
      @z0kiss889 7 лет назад

      PrettyOkayMcKenna oh shit im exposed

  • @GinaDeSeta
    @GinaDeSeta 7 лет назад +528

    I actually cackled at the fact that Dan didn't know you had to add water to cook pasta hahahah

    • @panderify3407
      @panderify3407 7 лет назад +2

      Gina De Seta same xD

    • @punsinprogress8999
      @punsinprogress8999 7 лет назад +5

      Gina De Seta yet he knew how to get into law school it's hilarious

  • @aleksejwilczek4962
    @aleksejwilczek4962 7 лет назад +395

    First thing about college and university... is that nobody cares. Don't worry about embarrassing yourself because nobody cares, and nobody is gonna remember. They are busy with their own lives.

    • @aleksejwilczek4962
      @aleksejwilczek4962 7 лет назад +19

      Just some advice for new students. Been going for 8 years.

    • @cube5750
      @cube5750 7 лет назад +3

      exactly

  • @_froggblin_228
    @_froggblin_228 6 лет назад +293

    *Teacher puts a test down in front of me*
    "No one taught me anything! useless parents"

  • @SerenaBlondey13
    @SerenaBlondey13 7 лет назад +218

    HERE'S SOME GOOD ADVICE! IF YOU SPILL BLEACH, CLEAN IT UP ASAP! i learnt the hard way and almost died from bleach fumes in my first year at uni lmao. My flatmates were shocked to find me in a pool of my own vomit, on the kitchen table and bleach fumes leaking from my bedroom

  • @bellapearce6688
    @bellapearce6688 7 лет назад +2887

    *"Ya'll are weird"* 🤣👌

    • @dolliedearestt
      @dolliedearestt 7 лет назад +14

      Bella Pearce everyone here is weird -w-

    • @Sofia-tf4ic
      @Sofia-tf4ic 7 лет назад +13

      Qwaint Quiet we all float down here

    • @molly7569
      @molly7569 7 лет назад

      Cupcake Pooper z

    • @vid1urekha2
      @vid1urekha2 7 лет назад +6

      Tyler Oakley is that u

    • @JujuBearHala
      @JujuBearHala 7 лет назад +3

      Bella Pearce what time?

  • @catleaxmas5416
    @catleaxmas5416 7 лет назад +320

    All his advises is actually helpful, true, and on point. I just graduated from uni literally a week ago and I know for a fact that I wouldn't be able to graduate if I don't do any of that advise.
    I suffered from social anxiety, major anxiety, and depression, so it is very hard for me to got into new environtment and meet new people and I am also very shy.
    Three years ago I got into the uni and the first week in uni is an orientation program and there a lot of people in the uni field and I am shaking. But I manage to introduce myself despite my hands violetly shaking, my head is dizzy and I feel like I need to vomit, I'm considering many times to lock myself in the toilet, but I didn't do it. I manage to have friends by the end of the week and in uni friends is important. Because you will really need each other's help. You have to work together as a group, unless you're one of those super smart and super diligent people.
    I also joined 3 student organisations and it helped me a lot with my self confidence, public speaking and all that. Take a note that when I first thought of joining student organisations I almost back out multiple times and during the first 5 months being in the organisation I didn't say anything at all in the meeting.
    So yeah, listen to dan, his advises is very helpful.
    You can do it😊

    • @whyisgamora4191
      @whyisgamora4191 6 лет назад +15

      It's really comforting to hear it can be done, even if you have social anxiety. I still have two years to prepare myself for Uni, but my anxiety is already behaving as if there's a bear chasing me...

    • @Megieannie
      @Megieannie 6 лет назад +12

      Thank you for this comment, it helped me feel better. I'm about to go into my last year of high school and I can't stop thinking about after and what I want to do. I also have social anxiety and anxiety and depression, so reading this and seeing that it was okay and got better for you really helps.

  • @aditiprasad8789
    @aditiprasad8789 5 лет назад +251

    8:14 is the guy from the sock thing in the internet support group 10

  • @lydiasellers4126
    @lydiasellers4126 7 лет назад +537

    Phil: Dan, what are doing here?
    Dan: I need to do my laundry.
    Phil: Why don't you go to the laundry ma-
    Dan: He took a sock, Phil.
    Phil: Wha-
    Dan: just let me use your washing machine.

  • @comicphans2440
    @comicphans2440 7 лет назад +2053

    wait whos that dude who wrestled you for the book? never seen him before but he seems cool, do you two live together or something?

    • @hettyfox
      @hettyfox 7 лет назад +43

      I just got a post notification from you, I'm just about to go and watch your new video....

    • @kayleighdonald1038
      @kayleighdonald1038 7 лет назад +35

      Comicphans
      I laughed harder then I should have 😂

    • @josiegonzalez1693
      @josiegonzalez1693 7 лет назад +17

      i could not stop laughing and I feel so bad so sorry dan

    • @thankskelley5543
      @thankskelley5543 7 лет назад +7

      Comicphans oh hello mate

    • @lnh7199
      @lnh7199 7 лет назад +30

      Dans new video but it's just the Phil parts

  • @akirasvp4312
    @akirasvp4312 7 лет назад +143

    I went to an art school so it was full of antisocial weeabo emos. It was amazing, all of us were sleep deprived and living off of coffee.

    • @tyler-ju8rb
      @tyler-ju8rb 7 лет назад +7

      PhanPhobic ah I can't wait until I go to art school. I go in two years and I'm excited

    • @pigking9906
      @pigking9906 7 лет назад +2

      i wanna go to an art school ; _ ;
      I'm thinking about going to calarts where did you go to

    • @blurryphan7578
      @blurryphan7578 7 лет назад +1

      PhanPhobic I need to attend that school

  • @charlieishee153
    @charlieishee153 5 лет назад +423

    2:20 this… this hits different now

  • @jamigarrison1169
    @jamigarrison1169 7 лет назад +1469

    "Look at you ya crispy rascal."

    • @ksksksks236
      @ksksksks236 7 лет назад +21

      Somewhat Psycho 99% of people can't tell if dan is talking about the autumn leaf or his attempt at making pasta

    • @sarahurrutia2904
      @sarahurrutia2904 7 лет назад +5

      the first image on my mind was a burnt rat idk

    • @Ghost_0418
      @Ghost_0418 7 лет назад +10

      I would be that leaf that fell on dans

    • @user-uy2vs5jg7l
      @user-uy2vs5jg7l 7 лет назад +4

      Sarah the chris pratt/crisp rat picture

    • @karenj946
      @karenj946 7 лет назад +1

      Kiwigirl48 Dans what??????

  • @aj-zc4to
    @aj-zc4to 7 лет назад +2285

    Don't kinkshame the sock guy

    • @ffs2410
      @ffs2410 7 лет назад +17

      jaxoot your profile picture is amazing

    • @aj-zc4to
      @aj-zc4to 7 лет назад +9

      WhyParkJiminWhenYouCanRideEm thanks bro

    • @structurednonsense2035
      @structurednonsense2035 7 лет назад +4

      jaxoot That profile pic is goals!

    • @nournametalla3679
      @nournametalla3679 7 лет назад +8

      Omg please how did you make your profile picture

    • @melamey
      @melamey 7 лет назад +8

      Me and my whole squad did what you did for your profile pic it was hilarious as hecc

  • @ItsRiya123
    @ItsRiya123 7 лет назад +611

    u.... tried to cook pasta.... without.. the water..........

    • @nariosaur5061
      @nariosaur5061 7 лет назад +28

      Emily Perla ISNT SOUP MADE OF WATER THO

    • @porfavorme
      @porfavorme 7 лет назад +6

      Riya the Human, I'm pretty sure that to make pasta moist you need water

    • @leilawolf2753
      @leilawolf2753 7 лет назад +33

      Gabrielle Harries Yea, you need to get that pasta *E X T R A M O I S T*

    • @happychicken4292
      @happychicken4292 7 лет назад

      Riya the Human same thing once happened to me with rice

    • @cloudsandstxrs5755
      @cloudsandstxrs5755 7 лет назад

      i still cant get over this its just too funny to me

  • @Charlie-xx1nd
    @Charlie-xx1nd 6 лет назад +253

    i full on did a spit take when Dan dressed up as a girl and winked. there is now noodles all over my laptop.

    • @naan000
      @naan000 5 лет назад +7

      Charlie and Phil wrestling dan for a book XD

  • @toddgreener
    @toddgreener 7 лет назад +213

    All I want to do now is write a series of dramatic novels about how Dan's life would be different if he had joined the rowing club.

  • @sohailasabek3661
    @sohailasabek3661 7 лет назад +229

    SISTER DANIEL HEARS OUR PRAYERS!!!
    just yesterday i was rewatching what not to do at school, and I hoped there would be one about university since I'm starting uni in a few weeks. I feel heard for the first time in my life...

    • @nana-uf5ql
      @nana-uf5ql 7 лет назад +3

      Sohaila Abe same i'm gonna go to uni in a few weeks too and this video feels like a blessing

    • @l..l1923
      @l..l1923 7 лет назад +1

      You're welcome child

  • @vrishas7499
    @vrishas7499 7 лет назад +1642

    Me : Started school a *week* ago
    Also me : is a stressed out mess of a person

  • @loosy3992
    @loosy3992 5 лет назад +147

    "I set fire to pasta" GOOD LORD DAN

  • @tempest2711
    @tempest2711 7 лет назад +303

    Alternative shit activities:
    Going to a gym class together
    Going to office hours together
    Showing off your favorite crying corners to each other

    • @justinb5673
      @justinb5673 7 лет назад +3

      can i add “visiting a distant relative in the hospital” to this list😂

    • @genderqueercam
      @genderqueercam 7 лет назад +4

      Better yet: *Avoiding* gym class together

    • @miaschannelforcommenting
      @miaschannelforcommenting 7 лет назад +1

      heck I wouldn't even classify that as a shit activity i've met some of my longest friends through ditching gym together

  • @guidethelight3707
    @guidethelight3707 7 лет назад +246

    Dear Dan, if ever you need to raise your self esteem, in three hours your video has 133 times more views than my university has students

  • @zerostan694
    @zerostan694 7 лет назад +648

    Always talk to the "weirdo" dorm mate cuz they are always super nice and help you out in the future

    • @temmington1832
      @temmington1832 7 лет назад +45

      +Kaitlin Welsh Just... be... be nice I guess? And don’t hack at a chicken with a meat cleaver in your underwear

    • @temmington1832
      @temmington1832 7 лет назад +37

      Please keep in mind that I meant *while* in your underwear because don’t-don’t stick a meat cleaver in your underwear

    • @zeecaptainz
      @zeecaptainz 7 лет назад +6

      This feels like a quest. I accept it

    • @sethryan1397
      @sethryan1397 7 лет назад

      Zero Stan especially because that person is me

    • @deliahraccoon
      @deliahraccoon 7 лет назад

      It's fine, at least when the weirdo shoots up the college he won't shoot you because you're nice

  • @greenlime2696
    @greenlime2696 5 лет назад +60

    I watched this when I was 16
    Now I'm rewatching it right before I go to university

  • @minidirector3114
    @minidirector3114 7 лет назад +299

    I love how this is secretly like a house tour!

    • @dansdimple7306
      @dansdimple7306 7 лет назад +6

      Kawaii Kayleigh I was thinking that to my self

  • @rosydonut
    @rosydonut 7 лет назад +878

    I love how a girl winked at him in a library and that was the final straw. He was like "fuck that" and noped right out of there.

    • @aendra6495
      @aendra6495 7 лет назад +15

      I wonder if he could ever possibly get laid

    • @IsThatMe
      @IsThatMe 7 лет назад +2

      Selina chan defiantly not

    • @tenebrousnova636
      @tenebrousnova636 7 лет назад +8

      Pretty sure he said in the description of another video that he isn't a virgin.

    • @nucoler
      @nucoler 7 лет назад +14

      He can't cheat on Phil

    • @lhana2001
      @lhana2001 7 лет назад +1

      What video???

  • @talyorke4286
    @talyorke4286 7 лет назад +1130

    why no one is talking about the "Fulltime Internet Hobo" in the back ahahaha

    • @rainrads
      @rainrads 7 лет назад +4

      tal yorke ikr 😂

    • @Megan-qb9rx
      @Megan-qb9rx 7 лет назад +35

      Or homo?😏

    • @xfluetura
      @xfluetura 7 лет назад +2

      I WAS ABOUT TO POINT THAT OUT! XDDD

    • @emilyfried3110
      @emilyfried3110 7 лет назад +11

      tal yorke AHHH THANK YOU I COULDNT READ IT TY

    • @nikkisalazar8078
      @nikkisalazar8078 7 лет назад +14

      I thought it said homo😂

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine 6 лет назад +89

    Can't relate to not knowing how to cook or use a laundromat, *very much* relate to crying at the grocery store because you're overwhelmed with existential dread, cheers!

  • @samd77666
    @samd77666 7 лет назад +225

    Hahah jokes on you I already dropped out of university

    • @ldipkin
      @ldipkin 7 лет назад +4

      Sam Dooley same but I dropped out after 3 years of a 4 year course 🔥🔥🔥

    • @samd77666
      @samd77666 7 лет назад

      Lilith Dillon-Parkin Ayyyyyyyyyyy

  • @AluminumDragonRawr
    @AluminumDragonRawr 7 лет назад +174

    Always remember your keys. Last year my apartment roommates would occasionally forget them and were lucky that someone was home when they needed to get back in.

    • @tuwuryn
      @tuwuryn 7 лет назад +3

      AluminumDragon I GO TO A SLEEPAWAY BAND CAMP AND MY ROOMATE AND I WERE LOCKED OUT OF OUR DORM WITH OUR HORNS IN THERE
      i’m sorry i yelled
      we had to wait for maintenance to golf-cart their way across the half-mile campus and then we missed three rehearsals.
      ooooooooof

  • @koutashinji
    @koutashinji 7 лет назад +936

    I also had a roommate who disappeared suddenly mid-semester. Never did bother to find out what happened to him, was just glad to have the room to myself. (Tbh, tho, I think I was the weird one and he was just escaping.)

  • @sav7459
    @sav7459 2 года назад +21

    4 years after this video im now a first year in college and binge drinking, struggling in classes, weird library vibes, and surviving off cheap snacks is exactly the university experience lmao i love this place so much

  • @DonaldFluffelson
    @DonaldFluffelson 7 лет назад +581

    Calls grandma cuz he's lonely. Dosent answer cuz shes busy.
    My life

    • @ronjarovardotter1745
      @ronjarovardotter1745 7 лет назад +40

      Mine too. My grandma has more of a social life than I do

    • @kayleyhahn4811
      @kayleyhahn4811 7 лет назад +4

      Daniel Nikolovski I live right next door to my grandma so when i feel the need to interact with another human i walk to my grandms's house.

    • @FaithsStardust
      @FaithsStardust 7 лет назад +1

      Daniel Nikolovski I was just kind of surprised it wasn't his mum he called...

    • @FaithsStardust
      @FaithsStardust 7 лет назад +2

      Daniel Nikolovski I was just kind of surprised it wasn't his mum he called...

  • @mariana9991
    @mariana9991 7 лет назад +215

    it actually took me 6 years to graduate from university because just the thought of having to get ready to go to a place full of people and having to socialize or whatever used to give me a lot of anxiety

  • @kelseyanne1397
    @kelseyanne1397 7 лет назад +293

    I can’t believe I never noticed Phil stabbing dan for the book 😂

  • @samiya_hou
    @samiya_hou 5 лет назад +405

    Dan: Literally someone TouChEd me peer pressured me into EXerCisE
    Me: That's too far

  • @jonny1702
    @jonny1702 7 лет назад +563

    dans declassified uni survival guide

    • @h.poirot7788
      @h.poirot7788 7 лет назад

      Jonny_maboi be my friend

    • @mayobomb1254
      @mayobomb1254 7 лет назад +3

      Jonny_maboi I love this show so much! 😂😂 I grew up watching this and SpongeBob

    • @nadi
      @nadi 7 лет назад

      Omg yes

    • @TheNatvamp21
      @TheNatvamp21 7 лет назад

      Jonny_maboi results may very

  • @ginahansen107
    @ginahansen107 7 лет назад +750

    Thank you for that 'merican translation.

  • @moiracondit-fox8630
    @moiracondit-fox8630 7 лет назад +516

    Has anyone else noticed that Dan has started to curse less over the years that he's known Phil? It's cute that his best friend is rubbing off on him😂

  • @Sophie-xu9ji
    @Sophie-xu9ji 6 лет назад +364

    Brittan: University
    USA: COLHAGE
    Canada: EvErYtHiNg

    • @kianmills4170
      @kianmills4170 5 лет назад +25

      Lillyluvslollypops11 I’m sorry to be the one to do this to you but......
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      *Britain

    • @sarahl3721
      @sarahl3721 5 лет назад +6

      Britten: Royal College of Music

    • @wilbur9094
      @wilbur9094 5 лет назад +3

      I'm an amurican 🇺🇸 and I call it uni ;~;

    • @getsconfusioninepsilon-1186
      @getsconfusioninepsilon-1186 5 лет назад

      We got both, right??

    • @purplebutterfly2113
      @purplebutterfly2113 5 лет назад +9

      We've got College, University/uni, and Post-Secondary Education. They all typically mean different things as well.