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  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell  2 года назад +4817

    i'm probably outside your house right now crying in a bush come see me on tour danielhowell.com

    • @vinny4308
      @vinny4308 2 года назад +3

      ILL BE IN JAX

    • @Ash11039
      @Ash11039 2 года назад +14

      i’m in ur walls

    • @zara.1212
      @zara.1212 2 года назад +4

      seeing you twice in london dont tempt me to go to more dan

    • @beckettlastname7894
      @beckettlastname7894 2 года назад

      Come inside coward

    • @codyRsimpsonrules
      @codyRsimpsonrules 2 года назад +3

      I have tickets to your Maine show next month… I’m counting down the days!! 🏴‍☠️🖤

  • @miaalv
    @miaalv 2 года назад +6167

    this feels like a therapy session where i’m both the therapist and the client

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 2 года назад +116

      Honestly that just describes Dan's entire vibe

    • @aimlessalix8066
      @aimlessalix8066 2 года назад +29

      it fits with all my comfort content😭

    • @lenerdhuhn
      @lenerdhuhn 2 года назад +79

      Dare I say it feels like an internet support group?

    • @Jaguar470
      @Jaguar470 2 года назад +1

      @@lenerdhuhn 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 2 года назад +2

      real

  • @cuppaint
    @cuppaint 2 года назад +14258

    Still not used to the fact we’re getting Dan content consistently. Feels like an alternate timeline

    • @Mmorguemusic
      @Mmorguemusic 2 года назад +92

      Fr im in the twilight zone

    • @cuppaint
      @cuppaint 2 года назад +14

      @@Mmorguemusic we’re in the worst timeline

    • @wallmemaybe
      @wallmemaybe 2 года назад +69

      Am I 17 again?

    • @csteele4736
      @csteele4736 2 года назад +111

      I saw he posted and just thought "again?"

    • @sphher8208
      @sphher8208 2 года назад +1

      literally

  • @cinnadeos1842
    @cinnadeos1842 2 года назад +680

    Dan: Why does everyone think I'm a bottom??
    Also Dan: Someone please chain me to a wall and throw things at my head

  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell  2 года назад +431

    do i have to clarify i was just making a joke about being approached when bending for the soap OH MY GOD I WASH MY FEET JESUS PEOPLE

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  2 года назад +230

      i'm trying to keep my wikifeet score a 10 for the sugar daddy's

    • @ScriptCatz
      @ScriptCatz 2 года назад +28

      Eh, I don’t buy it. Prove it 😉

    • @stephaniiee_
      @stephaniiee_ 2 года назад +15

      Don’t lie it wasn’t a joke

    • @chloepatrick12
      @chloepatrick12 2 года назад +8

      sure dan…. sure

    • @MirianRodrigues483
      @MirianRodrigues483 2 года назад +22

      @@danielhowell too late Dan, I already rated your feet 1 star

  • @SilentAnonymity
    @SilentAnonymity 2 года назад +3854

    Dan's "I'm incredibly versatile" joke is mad underappreciated. Justice for verses lmao

    • @wormgf
      @wormgf 2 года назад +72

      let's go fellow verses 🔥🤙🏼

    • @noahsnetwork
      @noahsnetwork 2 года назад +111

      ive been so traumatised in this fandom that him saying he’s verse just seems like a joke, it’s like it’s implanted in my brain that he’s a bottom and it’s everyone else’s fault 😭😭

    • @rowannnnnnnnn
      @rowannnnnnnnn 2 года назад +25

      Hell yea, verses REPRESENT!!!

    • @JohSmith
      @JohSmith 2 года назад +38

      Dan saying he's verse is like Dan saying he's bi.... we all know what it means

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie 2 года назад +6

      @@JohSmith yes absolutely! I agree that we all would know exactly what that means. However I wonder how to phrase it in the least/most offensive way? What do you think?

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 2 года назад +393

    "It may not even be just one woman."
    Damn, I'm a wlw and a gay man still has more game with women than me. Props to you Dan!

  • @froggieboinoah7660
    @froggieboinoah7660 2 года назад +2785

    Idk who Dan's therapist is but I wish them luck after this honestly

  • @chokingnoises2384
    @chokingnoises2384 2 года назад +4592

    dan finally capitalizing on all of the weird shit we’ve been saying about him for 10+ years wasn’t on my 2022 bingo card but i’m here for it

    • @madisonm2167
      @madisonm2167 2 года назад +158

      Honestly if I were him I would be milking tf out of all the weird sh!t part of the phandom has put him and Phil thru for years

    • @zobizobizobi
      @zobizobizobi 2 года назад +35

      He unintentionally played the long game and it’s paying off bc we are all just happy 🥰

    • @mollykate422
      @mollykate422 2 года назад +6

      @@zobizobizobi hes a genius

    • @kezx6
      @kezx6 2 года назад +1

      You assume he’s ‘capitalizing’ off it is way too deep go touch grass

    • @chokingnoises2384
      @chokingnoises2384 2 года назад +18

      @@kezx6 he’s acknowledging it in a video for content so yes lmao he is capitalizing on it. it’s not a bad thing. i can’t touch grass i already smoked it all

  • @realest_
    @realest_ 2 года назад +558

    I'm dying at Dan slowly realising his public image is an awkward softie 😂 laughing so hard rn

  • @Poppy.poppyy
    @Poppy.poppyy 2 года назад +2908

    14 minutes of Dan realising that we are the product of his parenting

  • @StarxXxBurst
    @StarxXxBurst 2 года назад +2969

    I don’t need to make assumptions because the line “Steve Harrington x Vecna’s tentacles” told me everything I need to know.

    • @Elix90
      @Elix90 2 года назад +24

      Best comment!

    • @emilyniedbala
      @emilyniedbala 2 года назад +142

      I love the moments where Dan shows he truly still is an internet nerd who knows what’s happening haha

    • @nerdygal2847
      @nerdygal2847 2 года назад +60

      I had to pause the video and figure out how to continue after hearing that senence.

    • @hanna-liminal
      @hanna-liminal 2 года назад +41

      But the fact that we're all commenting on this means it RESONATED with us! He's dragging us down with him!!! OUR VICTORY IS PYRRHIC AT BEST

    • @bajanyaoikaizer6902
      @bajanyaoikaizer6902 2 года назад +10

      Dustin and the lads have to go and mount a daring rescue of their mom w/ Jonathan, clone Billy and Eddie bring up the rear cause Steve's their boyfriend

  • @akashafedorus7264
    @akashafedorus7264 2 года назад +243

    dan trying to get baked on camera would be the best thing ever, either it doesnt work and its just funny dan or he get baked for the first time

  • @fennwoodhouse
    @fennwoodhouse 2 года назад +1619

    this entire series should be subtitled "things that no one predicted they would ever hear coming out of daniel howell's mouth"

  • @pyroclastic8924
    @pyroclastic8924 2 года назад +2947

    Dan: it seems inappropriate to talk about me being a bottom
    Also Dan: this is a desperate plea, if someone wants to chain me to a wall

    • @UnusualCupcake
      @UnusualCupcake 2 года назад +95

      Also Dan: Why do people think I am a bottom?.... this is why Dan 😂

    • @bobthebuilderday6leader
      @bobthebuilderday6leader 2 года назад +67

      The math isn’t mathing, dan.

    • @gaygoddess139
      @gaygoddess139 2 года назад +134

      But that's not him being a bottom, it's about him being a sub. Important distinction

    • @cancercancer
      @cancercancer 2 года назад +11

      @@gaygoddess139 yeaH

    • @leithtessman7642
      @leithtessman7642 2 года назад +12

      He also said he'd enjoy it in the soap dropping scenario

  • @mharrison8161
    @mharrison8161 2 года назад +492

    Everyone thought Dan was small because his videos were recorded with a downward angle. Suddenly looking up at 6’3” man you’ve been looking down at for years is surprising.
    It’s hilarious how there’s often the most mundane reason for something that can torment someone for years.

    • @dreameroftheblue
      @dreameroftheblue 2 года назад +34

      exactly this; it already feels funny seeing the legs of someone you exclusively see from torso up, skyscraper heights just add to the mix lol

  • @blorbothefrog
    @blorbothefrog 2 года назад +2365

    Dan: what is it about me that exudes bottom energy I dont understand
    also dan: genuinely suggests a twink fursuit

  • @rafiabintaali8530
    @rafiabintaali8530 2 года назад +633

    Love how Dan treats us like his houseplants. Sprinkles us with some content every blue moon and then fucks off for days and then comes back to sprinkle us again.

  • @ET13666
    @ET13666 Год назад +63

    I think maybe the reason people don't realise you're so tall, is that our primary context is seeing you next to Phil. And since you're a similar height, its easy to forget you're both girrafes. If you made tonnes of videos standing next to a short (or average height) person, it would probably affect our impression of your height. (Just an observation, don't hat me)

  • @bttrflymagic
    @bttrflymagic 2 года назад +2198

    Alternate Title: “Dan’s Fans Prey on His Sanity for Nearly a Quarter Hour”

    • @Geode_Potential
      @Geode_Potential 2 года назад +6

      That's just another Saturday for him

    • @kiwiscone
      @kiwiscone 2 года назад +1

      im the 666 like

    • @naan000
      @naan000 2 года назад +7

      you mean like the last 10 years of his youtube career?

  • @Hugo_Valentine
    @Hugo_Valentine 2 года назад +1728

    Dan reading a comment calling him a bottom and submissive: DO I GIVE OFF THAT ENERGY
    Dan reading a comment calling him “tough”: DO I GIVE OFF THAT ENERGY
    Too hard to please this mans.

    • @hq4287
      @hq4287 2 года назад +150

      Simple solution: power bottom

    • @parallel4
      @parallel4 2 года назад +46

      Hey, no one ever said anything about being submissive. Maybe they're all saying he's a powerbottom

    • @alanafalana
      @alanafalana 2 года назад +1

      @@hq4287 facts

    • @alanafalana
      @alanafalana 2 года назад +17

      him liking this comment LMFAO

    • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
      @IATEALLTHECHEESE 2 года назад +9

      Solution: soft top

  • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
    @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m 2 года назад +216

    dan’s therapist found out he was starting youtube again and went out to buy a bloody lamborghini

  • @rebeccalewis195
    @rebeccalewis195 2 года назад +812

    dan accidentally saying c*nt instead of stunts made me cry laugh. his reaction was so funny.

    • @sjkitty
      @sjkitty 2 года назад +18

      I thought he was trying to say “content” not stunt

    • @Keeley_M
      @Keeley_M 2 года назад

      what is the time stamp? I have terrible focus and don’t remember that

    • @mere_serendipity8275
      @mere_serendipity8275 2 года назад +4

      @@sjkitty maybe he tried to say both and ended up combining lol

    • @icedcashewmilklatte
      @icedcashewmilklatte 2 года назад +1

      1:00

  • @eunicesea
    @eunicesea 2 года назад +1065

    "nobody washes their feet" feeling uncomfortable with the energy we've created in this household

    • @mackthompson616
      @mackthompson616 2 года назад +9

      ??? i can’t reach that far down

    • @befumms
      @befumms 2 года назад +92

      @@mackthompson616 lift your foot?

    • @FranktheSkeleton
      @FranktheSkeleton 2 года назад +53

      @@mackthompson616 sit down and criss cross apple sauce?

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 2 года назад +9

      Very upset

    • @sky3825
      @sky3825 2 года назад +29

      At least he folds the toilet paper

  • @randomtrucks
    @randomtrucks 2 года назад +110

    "if you could read other people's thoughts, would you? of course you would" NO DANIEL I WOULDN'T, my OWN thoughts (about myself & others) are already irrational and toxic and can't be taken seriously so I would rather lie down on some train tracks than seize this opportunity thank you

    • @wa6488
      @wa6488 2 года назад +8

      SAME
      I DON'T WANT ANYMORE PARANOIA AND TURMOIL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

    • @_bebeboudeur_
      @_bebeboudeur_ 2 года назад +11

      and people wonder why Edward Cullen was fucking depressed like, of course he is !

    • @Lewis_McCartney
      @Lewis_McCartney Год назад +2

      ​@@_bebeboudeur_ you somehow brought this around to twilight and I greatly respect you for that 💅🙏
      Also yeah, he's been like 17 for a hundred years(?) No wonder he is so messed up bruh.

  • @eliontheinternet3298
    @eliontheinternet3298 2 года назад +928

    Dan, in the kindest way possible: you absolutely have short king energy.

  • @MilaFitos
    @MilaFitos 2 года назад +770

    i lowkey thought we will only get a dystopia daily video like once every two months, this is a pleasant surprise

    • @sorayasdiary
      @sorayasdiary 2 года назад +9

      me too!! i’m so happy we’re getting so much content :)

    • @alanafalana
      @alanafalana 2 года назад +1

      ^^^

  • @kakonthebed
    @kakonthebed 2 года назад +210

    dan came back to the internet and decided to simultaneously give it way too much information on his personal life and very very little

  • @MaeWoodland
    @MaeWoodland 2 года назад +2457

    i cannot belive dan just tried to gaslight us into thinking we all don't wash our feet. it's just you dan, just you.

    • @abigaildelgado.
      @abigaildelgado. 2 года назад +24

      Exactly

    • @marionesparteiro1954
      @marionesparteiro1954 2 года назад +12

      no one I talked abt this wish washes their feet 😭

    • @KieraFaith
      @KieraFaith 2 года назад +23

      I also do not

    • @sarahdavis3455
      @sarahdavis3455 2 года назад +106

      I was hoping someone commented this just so I could pop in and say I DO wash my feet in the shower

    • @dessabear
      @dessabear 2 года назад +25

      So real 😭 I wash my feet lmfaooooo

  • @absolutelycukoo
    @absolutelycukoo 2 года назад +596

    Dan: Literally says he’s versatile in his coming out video
    Internet: BOTTOM!!

    • @KSA-xl5zk
      @KSA-xl5zk 2 года назад +73

      Dan: Literally says he’s gay in his coming out video, "basically, I'm gay"
      Internet: GAY

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 2 года назад +11

      He literally said it in his "Basically I'm Gay" video too, like cmon guys pay attention

    • @Jessiepinkman400
      @Jessiepinkman400 2 года назад +7

      @@KSA-xl5zk "the floor is a made out of floor"

  • @crazziii_
    @crazziii_ 2 года назад +1551

    Dan exposing himself as someone who doesn't wash their feet has ruined my childhood.

    • @arthallea
      @arthallea 2 года назад +60

      the only time in my life i didn't was when i was super depressed and so tired and feeling horrible about myself that i only wanted to stay in the shower long enough to get decently clean. admist typing this though i realized that may actually be why he doesn't... oops 😭

    • @bruhsuke9039
      @bruhsuke9039 2 года назад +37

      who washes their feet though??? 🤨🤨

    • @crazziii_
      @crazziii_ 2 года назад +12

      @@bruhsuke9039 clean people

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 2 года назад +95

      @@bruhsuke9039 me???? Who wants smelly feet??? Do you just splash them around in your bath water and call it a day?

    • @minimongoose
      @minimongoose 2 года назад +32

      @@bruhsuke9039 I do! I want to feel clean in my socks after a shower

  • @anagha5488
    @anagha5488 2 года назад +2539

    The only assumption I’m absolutely sure about is Dan owning a fursuit

    • @Sabrina-sc1db
      @Sabrina-sc1db 2 года назад +63

      No, because they are too bulky. Pay attention

    • @mattkirby1089
      @mattkirby1089 2 года назад +9

      Okay but those cost over 2000 bucks and you think he would just keep that in hiding??? That’s kind of a dumb assumption

    • @SouthBeefTow
      @SouthBeefTow 2 года назад

      Me too

    • @MeowingCookie_
      @MeowingCookie_ 2 года назад +6

      He’s definitely worn one tho

    • @luchts4547
      @luchts4547 2 года назад +6

      Didn't he have a dinosaur one from a cereal sponsorship? Does that count?

  • @dolphinsrwild2955
    @dolphinsrwild2955 2 года назад +584

    Just hearing him talk takes me back to childhood and i cant help smiling while watching

  • @layleezaara
    @layleezaara 2 года назад +41

    when I was 11 I started watching Dan and throughout my early teen years, he has always given me so much happiness, peace and hope. here I am, turning 18 in 2 months, still watching Daniel Howell. thank you, Dan. for everything.

    • @ianjacobusdutoit6693
      @ianjacobusdutoit6693 2 года назад +1

      similar

    • @marmottrash
      @marmottrash 11 месяцев назад +1

      same here but i started watched dan and phil when i was 13. im 21 now! 😊 they’ll never know it but they saved me in my teens. i struggled a lot at home and school and mentally so having their channels to escape and laugh with helped tons!

  • @lisa_vxng
    @lisa_vxng 2 года назад +217

    dan: im gonna just make this an easy, reaction-type video
    also dan: drops a philosophical rant on the brains mechanisms about judgment first

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng 2 года назад +2

      oh hi there, hope you know we love you for those😘 (and I can't say anything here, I wrote a whole paper on that last semester)

  • @jaysgreenbeans2163
    @jaysgreenbeans2163 2 года назад +832

    My assumption: he probably has a guitar sitting in his room that he never bothered learning how to play

    • @rwolfheart6580
      @rwolfheart6580 2 года назад +49

      Doesn't everyone

    • @jaysgreenbeans2163
      @jaysgreenbeans2163 2 года назад +29

      @@rwolfheart6580 I may or may not have drawn inspiration from myself

    • @nicolenishimori2033
      @nicolenishimori2033 2 года назад +17

      he definitely got it as a teenager/young adult and wanted to be matt bellamy but never bothered with it

    • @secretlybees
      @secretlybees 2 года назад +5

      I don't know about this one, since he has a keyboard and plays piano. I think Phil would be more likely to get a guitar and do that

    • @nicolenishimori2033
      @nicolenishimori2033 2 года назад +3

      @@secretlybees i guess it depends on the person, i play piano too but i also just have a guitar sitting in my room😂

  • @mikalachildress7345
    @mikalachildress7345 2 года назад +132

    Dan: why does everyone think I'm a bottom?
    Also dan: I would like someone to chain me to a wall and throw things at me.....

  • @thehoelybleach5725
    @thehoelybleach5725 2 года назад +751

    How long do y’all think it’s gonna take for Dan to realize that we will literally watch anything he posts regardless of quality because we like him as person

    • @YouTubeSupportSucks
      @YouTubeSupportSucks 2 года назад +35

      Another 11 years

    • @Ringingalong7008
      @Ringingalong7008 2 года назад +9

      No bc it's been this long I think he needs more therapy visits, remember, it's not us, it's him 😂😅

    • @kissjess
      @kissjess 2 года назад

      TOO MF LONG

  • @55cammie
    @55cammie 2 года назад +250

    Dan: “Do you bend over and wash your feet when you’re showering?”
    Me: “Yeah, I actually do”
    Dan: “No, you don’t”
    Me: “Yes, I do”
    Dan: “No, you don’t”
    Me: “Yes, I do”
    Dan: “No, you d-“
    Me: “Yes, I-“
    Dan: “Shut the fuck up!”
    Me: “ope. okay”

    • @analisaandthelobbyist
      @analisaandthelobbyist 2 года назад +5

      LITERALLY ME

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 2 года назад +1

      Why do you bend over? This was my biggest confusion with Dan's comment too, have you people not discovered knees?

    • @killme6715
      @killme6715 2 года назад +3

      To be fair I don't bend over, I crouch

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 2 года назад

      I don’t bend over but I wash my feet

    • @louvelvet
      @louvelvet Год назад +10

      i lift my feet up????

  • @thedynamicclown
    @thedynamicclown 2 года назад +1666

    dan: "im not a bottom"
    also dan: "if someone came behind me as I dropped the soap I wouldn't mind" ???

    • @ledacisne7610
      @ledacisne7610 2 года назад +326

      He did say he was versatile !

    • @DragonicCherry
      @DragonicCherry 2 года назад +126

      Versatile king

    • @RioRav
      @RioRav 2 года назад

      Also wanting to be thrown against a wall 🤔

    • @whythenumber
      @whythenumber 2 года назад +49

      Verse

    • @emmaphant02
      @emmaphant02 2 года назад +5

      Was waiting for this comment XD

  • @secretforreddit
    @secretforreddit 2 года назад +175

    Didn't have "Dan Howell returns to posting regularly" on my 2022 bingo card, but you know, I also didn't have "flee a country I moved to due to a war" and "get majorly burgled" on that card and those things have happened, too. This is a much better surprise than those.

    • @elwingsmith7352
      @elwingsmith7352 2 года назад +12

      Lots of strength to you, I hope you will see better days !

  • @poggerstv2145
    @poggerstv2145 2 года назад +79

    My assumption was that if he ever returned it would be as a story time youtuber. I mean some of the most viewed videos on the channel are mostly story time ones. Dan telling a story is the most engaging and hilarious thing. That's why no matter what he does, could literally paint a wall in a video for 3 hours, people will still watch. So long as he's being himself because Dan is such a naturally funny and entertaining person, without having to try.

  • @TotorosUmbrellas
    @TotorosUmbrellas 2 года назад +773

    Dan is for sure the type of person that makes a lot of jokes during therapy sessions

  • @austinmckenna6912
    @austinmckenna6912 2 года назад +656

    Dan is always funny. Also apparently everyone either thinks he’s an alpha or a beta and there’s no in between.

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  2 года назад +664

      i'm just on that sigma grindset

    • @nealbrook4226
      @nealbrook4226 2 года назад +183

      I think a sizable number of people think he’s an omega

    • @themousoleum
      @themousoleum 2 года назад +23

      @@nealbrook4226 BESTIE THE NOISE I MADE 😂😭

    • @hnktbt
      @hnktbt 2 года назад +9

      @@nealbrook4226 he is an omega

    • @rubyjackson6861
      @rubyjackson6861 2 года назад +74

      We can settle this statistically with an ao3 tags breakdown I'm sure

  • @sp00kyprincessxo
    @sp00kyprincessxo 2 года назад +34

    I share Dan's sentiments on children only being manageable in montage form XD

  • @librarianmissmelissa
    @librarianmissmelissa 2 года назад +200

    Honestly, my favorite content is 100% when you look like you're having fun. Like in some of the danandphilgames videos where y'all're just messing around. Not to be corny, but it brings me joy to see other people happy!

  • @annaphelan635
    @annaphelan635 2 года назад +282

    I’m glad we fill your emotional hole Dan.

  • @thatjedifromgallifrey6663
    @thatjedifromgallifrey6663 2 года назад +7

    "You secretly miss the Danisnotonfire branding"
    the way I still have the Dan and Phil shirt I got as a Christmas gift back when he was still Danisnotonfire💀 I haven't worn it since I was 14 (I'm abt to be 21 in December) but I feel like I can't get rid of it now because it's ✨vintage✨

  • @chloejohnston5359
    @chloejohnston5359 2 года назад +142

    okay but the fact his phone's brightness is all the way down is unbelievably relatable and also unbelievably Dan

  • @bubblegumbunny
    @bubblegumbunny 2 года назад +544

    dan: why is everyone saying i exude bottom energy
    also dan: can someone chain me to a wall and throw things at my head

    • @greengrasse120
      @greengrasse120 2 года назад

      ^

    • @novak4082
      @novak4082 2 года назад +46

      that's sub energy not bottom energy.. a lot of people get those two confused.

    • @bubblegumbunny
      @bubblegumbunny 2 года назад +11

      @@novak4082 i know, i'm active in the bdsm scene, but it was a funny joke jdjfdhfhdhfdf

    • @corrinabarnett8226
      @corrinabarnett8226 2 года назад +7

      @@novak4082 what about when he said if someone took him from behind when he drops the soap he wouldn't mind? 😂

    • @novak4082
      @novak4082 2 года назад

      @@bubblegumbunny lmao fair enough 😅

  • @annaborkowska273
    @annaborkowska273 2 года назад +17

    literally all I have to say is that these videos bring me way back like 10 years in the best way possible. I'm just so warm when I watch these.

  • @amiraitallouache4377
    @amiraitallouache4377 2 года назад +641

    In what world does Dan Howell give off smol energy??? He's literally the human embodiment of tall awkward baby giraffe energy

    • @Elix90
      @Elix90 2 года назад +53

      This is correct. I don't think a person can be as tall and gangly as his energy is to me.

    • @amiraitallouache4377
      @amiraitallouache4377 2 года назад +4

      @alexeeva did you get that from a fortune cookie? 😂

    • @Me_23_at_U
      @Me_23_at_U 2 года назад +18

      “Smol” it’s 2022

    • @amiraitallouache4377
      @amiraitallouache4377 2 года назад

      @alexeeva not when they talk

    • @reesev3425
      @reesev3425 2 года назад +1

      @@Me_23_at_U LITERALLY

  • @edenfarar
    @edenfarar 2 года назад +3538

    dan admitting that he doesn’t wash his feet is probably the most disturbing part of this video

    • @ciupenhauer
      @ciupenhauer 2 года назад +295

      We really need to adress this. Im scared about how many out there do it too

    • @justwanttomakeaplaylist5345
      @justwanttomakeaplaylist5345 2 года назад +378

      He’s too tall he’s probably scared of falling

    • @avigails8438
      @avigails8438 2 года назад +160

      Yeah who doesn’t wash their feet? Just gross

    • @luvcherry
      @luvcherry 2 года назад +144

      for real i gasped

    • @nirbanana013
      @nirbanana013 2 года назад +6

      LMFOAOOOOOOOSOAOO

  • @Christina_miaa
    @Christina_miaa 2 года назад +3

    I’ve been watching you since I was a teenager and I just want to say thankyou for coming back because you did, and continue to bring me so much joy even on the hard days

  • @aznfangrl612
    @aznfangrl612 2 года назад +106

    I like the dynamic talking to people behind the cameras, feels super genuine

  • @CarmiMia
    @CarmiMia 2 года назад +249

    The combination of "I'm not a bottom" and the soap statement is just *chef's kiss*

    • @alanafalana
      @alanafalana 2 года назад +1

      LIKE

    • @Max24871
      @Max24871 2 года назад +15

      He said he's vers multiple times including in this video. Of course he'd also enjoy that, why wouldn't he?

  • @HomosapienNo94628
    @HomosapienNo94628 2 года назад +52

    I'm surprised that no one made an assumption about how at one point he probably had a secret wattpad account which he used to read phanfics about himself

  • @olivegraham9002
    @olivegraham9002 2 года назад +188

    "If someone wants to chain me to a wall and throw things at my head, id like that" thanks dan

    • @bbhowie139
      @bbhowie139 2 года назад +10

      “sometimes!” ;>

    • @Elix90
      @Elix90 2 года назад +4

      @@bbhowie139 The "sometimes" is key!

    • @withinsanityy
      @withinsanityy 2 года назад +1

      Yes, because that's what BDSM is

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 2 года назад

      So that's what was going on with that Interactive Introverts segment

  • @thePinkKitty3
    @thePinkKitty3 2 года назад +216

    I think your anxious and philosophical nature and overall kindness makes people believe you're a sub

    • @louvelvet
      @louvelvet 2 года назад +49

      and the whining...

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 2 года назад +15

      Feeling incredibly called out by both of you rn

    • @Vanda-il9ul
      @Vanda-il9ul 2 года назад +1

      Well, I do not think about it. Why is it important?

    • @fairywithluv2502
      @fairywithluv2502 2 года назад +1

      i feel attacked pls

    • @pamelaroseheatener2212
      @pamelaroseheatener2212 2 года назад +4

      I mean he said he wants to be chained to a wall so def sub but that doesnt always mean bottom does it

  • @SpicyBeccaSaylor
    @SpicyBeccaSaylor 2 года назад +5

    Just gotta say… I genuinely miss having this much Daniel content - I can’t define why other than he takes me back to when life used to be less *theworldisendingeveryday*

  • @claireatkinson
    @claireatkinson 2 года назад +310

    *Gets offended at being called a bottom*
    2 mins later:
    *asks to be chained to a wall and have objects thrown at his head*

    • @Max24871
      @Max24871 2 года назад +19

      dom/switch/sub and top/vers/bottom aren't talking about the same thing and shouldn't be treated as such

  • @bbhowie139
    @bbhowie139 2 года назад +253

    daniel, it is so heartwarming to see you create the way that you want to. having a deeply thoughtful mind often means becoming trapped in the cycle of seeking perfection to the point that one self-isolates and i’m just so glad that you are pushing through this. we are here for everything you want to give, everything you are, and everything you’ve already given. thanks for making us feel less alone.

  • @babyanimals3777
    @babyanimals3777 2 года назад +1

    I laughed & laughed at this video, not at the horrible assumptions but at your responses, because on the flip side I can relate, especially with being said “hello” to by someone you REALLY don’t want to interact with, big fucking feels. Love that you’re back. I missed your content so much

  • @D1GItAL_CVTS
    @D1GItAL_CVTS 2 года назад +60

    The Queen couldn't handle Dan uploading regular content

  • @abbyrose7161
    @abbyrose7161 2 года назад +767

    "I'm not gonna address the bottom ones"
    2 minutes later: basically says he would enjoy being a bottom

  • @alexlikesgoats
    @alexlikesgoats 2 года назад +39

    Hi, fursuit maker here! There are definitely slimmer fitting fursuits and heads with moving jaws and "use your own eyes" style (they have actual eye holes for ur eyes instead of plastic fake eyes). Off the top of my head Magpiebones makes some great "slim fitting" fursuits with eyeholes. There's other makers that also use stretchy minky/faux fur to create a more skin tight look too! Even with paws there's sock paws, which are exactly what they sound like and they fit like a sock.

    • @val5431
      @val5431 Год назад +2

      i just learned so much by this comment, hope dan sees this!

  • @alikafueller2349
    @alikafueller2349 2 года назад +330

    Pulling the phone out of the skeleton’s pelvis was a beautiful way to start reading the assumptions

  • @forrrest9284
    @forrrest9284 2 года назад +520

    There is no way this man just admitted to not washing his feet and using bar soap in the same sentence

    • @arthallea
      @arthallea 2 года назад +5

      WAS THINKING THIS TOO

    • @antonizajkowski9698
      @antonizajkowski9698 2 года назад +18

      bar soap is superior

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 2 года назад +8

      bar soap superior

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 2 года назад +16

      What's wrong with bar soap? Y'all over here paying for body wash that's like 70% water meanwhile my triple milled bar is on its 3rd month of use bc she isn't a QUITTER 🤣

    • @shelbylucero3460
      @shelbylucero3460 2 года назад +1

      Lol I use bar soap to! And people really wash their feet? Lol i thought most people let the soap run down their body and it touches the feet therefore, feet are clean lol

  • @monmochang
    @monmochang 2 года назад +3

    literally so happy to see Dan's content, can't believe it's literally been 10 years of me watching his videos

  • @madisonchapman2369
    @madisonchapman2369 2 года назад +2179

    Assumption: Every time Dan says that he hates Phil, he has to then go home and constantly reassure him that he doesn't hate him.

    • @maddie4347
      @maddie4347 2 года назад +32

      lmao for sure not

    • @longlivethegays
      @longlivethegays 2 года назад

      Lol do you think phil gives a shit about him saying that. I just told my best friend she should choke. Im sure she did not think i meant it

    • @starsalight
      @starsalight 2 года назад +195

      Nah, he just writes notes reminding Phil to not eat glue, pays half the mortgage, and doesn't put a lock on the cereal cabinet.

    • @Vanda-il9ul
      @Vanda-il9ul 2 года назад +69

      I guess Phil just ignores his words from videos and takes real life as a compass. (And if video about texting is something to go by, he just knows when Dan needs to vent and when he is serious. As normal people after some time together know.)

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 2 года назад +83

      People forget the early DNPG games where Dan was constantly saying "I hate you" and Phil just rolled his eyes

  • @lisa_vxng
    @lisa_vxng 2 года назад +90

    ok but the intro alone and yep,, these already seem accurate in every way of representating you and this fandom

  • @sam-ux7ho
    @sam-ux7ho 2 года назад +2

    i am absolutley LOVING this new content you are thriving king, this was hilarious

  • @thisismissdark5106
    @thisismissdark5106 2 года назад +288

    I'm going to be honest: my only assumption about Dan is that I could invite him over for pizza and Netflix and he wouldn't talk over the show the whole time like some people I've dealt with have.

    • @marisolmartinez4159
      @marisolmartinez4159 2 года назад +26

      I am this person. I deeply apologize. This is why I use subtitles 🥲

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 2 года назад +16

      I know I'm annoying when I do that. I don't do it in cinema because I try my best to hold it in, but just hanging out with friends or family, I will talk over the show. Just because I analyse it and have comments about some scenes and sometimes it's legit hard for me to not speak these things out loud

    • @garbomode29
      @garbomode29 2 года назад +11

      @@justme-et3sr samee that's why i'mm watching it with people to Talk About It

  • @waLANAngiba
    @waLANAngiba 2 года назад +53

    the first few seconds mentioned gay and bottom numerous times plus even a fur suit, yep this is another one hell of a ride of a video 🍵

  • @_emily_887
    @_emily_887 2 года назад +2

    PLEASE keep uploading, I feel like everyone really missed this

  • @sami__samm
    @sami__samm 2 года назад +99

    Daniel has returned once again! He kept his promise!

    • @shinkamui
      @shinkamui 2 года назад +3

      he is a moderately changed man/goblin/construct

  • @herecomesmarcy
    @herecomesmarcy 2 года назад +149

    Dan: if I told you, you could read the real thoughts of everyone in your life, would you?
    Me: fuck no
    Dan: of course you would!

  • @ecasechos7763
    @ecasechos7763 2 года назад +1

    Intro is so truth! Both back then and now. 😂thanks for getting us through Dan!🥰

  • @granthorrocks
    @granthorrocks 2 года назад +25

    i love how these are edited and just the overall vibes in these dystopia daily videos,, its literally the perfect sense of humour

  • @Pikachord
    @Pikachord 2 года назад +40

    Went to see Dan on tour today and honestly it was amazing. No spoilers, but I laughed and I cried a lot. I felt like a teenager again, back when I saw Butterfingers come up on the RUclips homepage maybe two days after it was posted and I just want to thank Dan for staying with us all these years while we all embrace the void and again, thanking him for bringing some joy in this mediocre 25 year old’s life like he did years and years ago. Thank you for still bringing joy to people who have been with you since the beginning or those who joined your community today ❤ we love you so much

    • @niahilt7836
      @niahilt7836 2 года назад

      I’m so jealous the show I was going to was cancelled

  • @Maritotten
    @Maritotten 2 года назад

    literally, anything you do I will watch and I will enjoy the fuck out of it.
    We're here for you! You are what makes these simple things fun. your personality and humour etc. I don't know how you do it but you still bring me genuine joy whenever I watch your videos.

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 2 года назад +601

    Dan said he doesn't own a fur suit bc they are too bulky. He never said he wasnt one. Dan's a furry confirmed.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 2 года назад +13

      Especially mentioning Crash Bandicoot.

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 2 года назад +17

      He also said he’d like a murrsuit. I expected Dan to be a furry, but that bit got me feeling like a scandalized Victorian lady fanning herself.

    • @longlivethegays
      @longlivethegays 2 года назад

      I think this goes on the list of the "we will never know" things

    • @i.contact4541
      @i.contact4541 2 года назад +1

      He talked about how he's a furry openly in his new ranking childhood crushes video

    • @i.contact4541
      @i.contact4541 2 года назад

      @@longlivethegays no he admits it often now

  • @pond2868
    @pond2868 2 года назад +83

    Already laughing at the title...
    ...its been a long week, thanks for the pickup chaos, dan

    • @charityh2980
      @charityh2980 2 года назад +2

      no cause i just got out of the psych ward and this is the pickup i needed

    • @catherine906
      @catherine906 2 года назад +1

      aww i love jodie whittaker as the doctor sm

    • @pond2868
      @pond2868 2 года назад

      @@catherine906 absolutely ! Always happy to meet other 13 fans as I absolutely adore her as the doctor, am not ready to see her go. Have an amazing weekend 💙

  • @haruwoofs
    @haruwoofs 2 года назад +2

    Dan is one of the only youtubers I regularly come back to rewatch all the contents :' ) Words cant describe how happy I am for these new vids 😭

  • @abigalelemmon8945
    @abigalelemmon8945 2 года назад +47

    This series is my favourite thing ever, I truly honestly hope Dan is enjoying making videos now 🖤

  • @tarinsandwick5526
    @tarinsandwick5526 2 года назад +235

    Pls do a “how many hits it takes to get high” with you an phil!! Y’all are in your thirties and your audience is in their twenties. We all grown now you can be even more scandalous!!

    • @crabgail8160
      @crabgail8160 2 года назад +10

      oh please surely it's time

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 2 года назад +24

      Omg I would love this! Unfortunately, I’m not sure about the UK’s cannabis laws

    • @ashergibson9969
      @ashergibson9969 2 года назад +25

      Cannabis is unfortunately a class C drug here, but he could do it on tour when he ends up in a state where it is legal

    • @nilahprincess433
      @nilahprincess433 Год назад +1

      Yes omfg please I wanna see this lmao

  • @plagg.
    @plagg. 2 года назад +1

    seeing new dan uploads in my notifs is still so crazy,, im really glad hes found a way to make youtube work for him and i hope he knows that regardless of how long we've been watching we'll always keep supporting him

  • @subhajitdeysarkar9724
    @subhajitdeysarkar9724 2 года назад +217

    Dan,Phil and Jenna Marbles are probably the only OG youtubers who have remained unproblematic and entertaining even after all these years

    • @corinnastellrecht2673
      @corinnastellrecht2673 2 года назад +34

      And markiplier

    • @Zubiila
      @Zubiila 2 года назад +29

      I miss Jenna. I hope she's doing well. ❤️

    • @subhajitdeysarkar9724
      @subhajitdeysarkar9724 2 года назад +16

      @@Zubiila yeah.
      I miss Jenna and her dog-babies. I wonder what Mr. Marble is doing?

    • @amelooloo
      @amelooloo 2 года назад +23

      @@subhajitdeysarkar9724 mr marble is still going strong! you can see him in some of juliens streams sometimes

    • @NaturalBornLoserrrr
      @NaturalBornLoserrrr 2 года назад +12

      i mean..... jenna marbles has been unproblematic for awhile but shes literally off youtube bc she was problematic in the past lmao

  • @jelatine
    @jelatine 2 года назад +11

    you know the power of Dan (and Phil) amazes me. I've gone through every phase a teenager would have and I'm now in college but I always keep coming back to this fandom.

  • @linnea6364
    @linnea6364 2 года назад +3

    I usually never laugh out loud at anything, but this video did it. This was real funny love it. Glad your back Dan ❤️

  • @Prettyshortmama
    @Prettyshortmama 2 года назад +45

    “Who washes their feet”
    Me: *watching this in the shower literally washing my feet as that gets said* GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM DAN

  • @RebeDrawsStuff
    @RebeDrawsStuff 2 года назад +33

    The Waitrose one made me laugh so hard. The 1st time I had the chance to go to the closest one I had near my student accommodation, my eyes almost bled after checking out the prices.
    No wonder why some people joke about going to Waitrose, buying a couple of items and ending up paying loans.
    So yeah, I have to agree with you Dan. ASDA (and sometimes Tesco) all the way, even if I had to walk way more carrying all my groceries. I wish I could have had the chance to go to a LIDL but the store was in the freaking middle of a highway and you could only get there with a car.
    Greetings from Mexico, the country in which I can still pay for a bus ride with all my groceries.

    • @Liltinasmile
      @Liltinasmile 2 года назад +2

      I live 5 minutes away from both an aldi and a lidl and I feel blessed

    • @RebeDrawsStuff
      @RebeDrawsStuff 2 года назад

      @@Liltinasmile Honey you ARE blessed always.

  • @Olivia3641
    @Olivia3641 2 года назад +17

    “And if someone comes up from behind me, I’d enjoy that!”
    -Dan Howell, 2022

  • @Volgotha
    @Volgotha 2 года назад +229

    Dan admitting he wants a murrsuit is everything honestly

    • @RukoHanaji
      @RukoHanaji 2 года назад +5

      Gotta say, that surprised me a bit.

  • @bromar8712
    @bromar8712 2 года назад +14

    It was entertaining to be watching your videos again. And normally I wouldn’t be the type to comment but I feel like you need positive encouragement. So far as long as you’re posting these videos, I’m gonna try to comment for all of them.

  • @princessofredroses
    @princessofredroses 2 года назад +6

    I am in tears. I love seeing Dan so free and unhinged. 😂❤

  • @maribelsystem3803
    @maribelsystem3803 2 года назад +15

    Dan this is so important I need you to see this. I, in fact, do wash my feet in the shower

  • @3dtoni
    @3dtoni 2 года назад +29

    You know what this is harking back to that I miss? The "therapy" series dan did that was a hoot and a half lol

  • @BurningheartofSILVER
    @BurningheartofSILVER 2 года назад +5

    8:39 I forgot that Dan was literally the cutest baby child to have ever walked this planet 😍😍😍

  • @carringtonpilon1310
    @carringtonpilon1310 2 года назад +11

    5:28 is the EXACT energy I would expect from Dan, and is the energy I need more of in my life.