If I Laugh I INSTANTLY DIE

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell  2 года назад +2177

    thank you to dystopia daily's proud and appreciated first paid promotion Balenci- NORD VPN for funding the purchase of a life size skeleton
    check out nordvpn.com/danielhowell and get a 2 year plan + 4 months free for you to sneak streaming services and hide all if your horrifying browsing from the government don't lie to me i know you

  • @introvertedtee3010
    @introvertedtee3010 2 года назад +4689

    Dan shouting "you're not the main character" at his phone is something that will now live in my mind rent free thanks Dan

    • @introvertedtee3010
      @introvertedtee3010 2 года назад +19

      Holy shit dan liked my comment I now cannot stop smiling LmAo

    • @DMZlover16
      @DMZlover16 2 года назад +4

      SAME!!

    • @Aerials135
      @Aerials135 2 года назад +4

      i need a reaction gif of that so i can use it for everything

  • @eden.elizabeth
    @eden.elizabeth 2 года назад +2745

    him throwing his phone and then checking to see if it is cracked radiates the energy of the year tbh

  • @audreym
    @audreym 2 года назад +2746

    tiktok is genuinely about to send dan on his joker arc i’m living for it

    • @beckag7698
      @beckag7698 2 года назад +10

      tbf i think tiktok has sent everyone into their joker arc, hes just late to the proverbial game

    • @lucasl8689
      @lucasl8689 2 года назад +2

      But… that requires too much effort. And caring.

    • @svenbtb
      @svenbtb 2 года назад +4

      Probably literally, just wait for the joker thirst trap compilation he'll post lmao

  • @ThereforeIAmNot
    @ThereforeIAmNot 2 года назад +1209

    This feels like Dan slowly losing his entire mind and honestly, I wanna go down with him. More pls

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  2 года назад +417

      welcome to dystopia daily!

    • @BlueDragon-vm1bt
      @BlueDragon-vm1bt 2 года назад +30

      @@danielhowell This is suspiciously wholesome, say something only the real Dan would know

    • @Haley_Halo
      @Haley_Halo 2 года назад +16

      @@BlueDragon-vm1bt He can't at the moment because the show in WI just started at 7:30pm.

    • @BlueDragon-vm1bt
      @BlueDragon-vm1bt 2 года назад +10

      @@Haley_Halo Hmmmm. .. even MORE suspicious.......

    • @ydoowj
      @ydoowj 2 года назад +4

      I read this as "Dan slowly losing his EXTRA mind"...I'm like he's got 2?!

  • @wiseassokaythen
    @wiseassokaythen 2 года назад +371

    dan in his 30s has low level demigod energy and is legit so captivating. i love this vibe. what is it. i love it.

  • @macularius
    @macularius 2 года назад +1459

    dan's next sponsor needs to be that phone case company so he can just organically incorporate the ad read into an existing montage of him throwing his phone on the floor instead of filming a separate segment like most youtubers have to do

  • @alyssamae4
    @alyssamae4 2 года назад +1041

    I truly love that Sister Daniel is making frequent appearances.

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 2 года назад +600

    Dans expressionless face made me laugh instantly I can’t handle the awkward situation of someone not laughing after a joke

  • @_doodles01
    @_doodles01 2 года назад +1216

    the consistent uploading is giving me life

    • @t_cmusic
      @t_cmusic 2 года назад +5

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo Okay

    • @jayceeknight2575
      @jayceeknight2575 2 года назад +5

      Fr I'm struggling to keep up

    • @Sara-kq8qb
      @Sara-kq8qb 2 года назад +3

      Don’t jinx it

    • @dustrose8101
      @dustrose8101 2 года назад +1

      It's like a long-lost family member suddenly came back

  • @lmklassen1390
    @lmklassen1390 2 года назад +405

    Please know that my 90 pound dog is absolutely terrified of you and runs from the room whenever he hears your voice

    • @long_live_tardigrades
      @long_live_tardigrades 2 года назад +6

      Hehehe

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 2 года назад +18

      This is the real reason they haven't gotten a dog

    • @CityofJade
      @CityofJade 2 года назад +7

      Please let your dog know I'm sending him frickin thoughts and prayers 😂😂😂

    • @Dotum
      @Dotum Год назад +2

      This comment is certified fatphobic

  • @introvertedtee3010
    @introvertedtee3010 2 года назад +498

    6 months of having you back Dan, we are proud of you and we love you

    • @jordyn7681
      @jordyn7681 2 года назад +3

      it’s only been 6 months and he’s on tour??

  • @autumnmarie8364
    @autumnmarie8364 2 года назад +554

    I'm literally standing in line to meet you Daniel....you know exactly what you're doing.

    • @WhyMeghan
      @WhyMeghan 2 года назад +11

      Omg have fun

    • @sheilabalderas780
      @sheilabalderas780 2 года назад +6

      Did you meet him yet? lol

    • @sadlystuckinreality
      @sadlystuckinreality 2 года назад +1

      How early did you have to get to the show for the meet and greet? I have Gold VIP to meet him but the venue hasn't said anything about how early we need to get there for it!

    • @autumnmarie8364
      @autumnmarie8364 2 года назад +5

      @@sadlystuckinreality Check in for the vip tickets was from 3:45 to 4:15.

    • @autumnmarie8364
      @autumnmarie8364 2 года назад +2

      @@sheilabalderas780 lol not yet, but very close

  • @kikisparkle728
    @kikisparkle728 2 года назад +136

    The gentle flip over after Dan tossed his phone had me crying 😂

  • @redcoatboy1075
    @redcoatboy1075 2 года назад +85

    dan is harbouring a lot of the energy as that one guy from the episode of black mirror when they were all on exercise bikes.

  • @kiarastanford7281
    @kiarastanford7281 2 года назад +134

    Honestly, I’m still not over how consistently Dan has been uploading.

  • @kais3297
    @kais3297 2 года назад +85

    i usually dont find it hard not to laugh but watching someone watch funny videos with a completely neutral face just does it to me

  • @lxuispunk
    @lxuispunk 2 года назад +86

    you have no idea how much serotonin this consistent uploading is giving me

  • @w4ggonwh33ls3
    @w4ggonwh33ls3 2 года назад +86

    I'm surprised Dan didn't laugh instantly for that sweet, sweet release of death 😂

  • @eiosti
    @eiosti 2 года назад +15

    I like how it took Dan finally giving up and making a normal talk show for it to become apparent that he is unironically funny and personable

  • @metalcorequeen
    @metalcorequeen 2 года назад +21

    The fact that someone from NordVpn had to watch and approve that ad just made me laugh even harder

  • @kelseyanne1397
    @kelseyanne1397 2 года назад +112

    Still weird to see these notifications come through. Glad to see you Dan 🥺

    • @kelseyanne1397
      @kelseyanne1397 2 года назад +2

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo why not

  • @Ghostly_Gal_
    @Ghostly_Gal_ 2 года назад +8

    That girl with the feeding grandma play doh video has her whole page full of that level of chaotic content. Truly remarkably unhinged. Highly recommend.

  • @JennMelon
    @JennMelon 2 года назад +1

    AH YOU WENT BACK TO MY TIKTOK OF THE COFFEE MAKER AHHHHHHH!

  • @caitlinmcquade5330
    @caitlinmcquade5330 2 года назад +196

    Persistent Dan is what we love ❤we’re so proud of you Dan for everything you’ve came through to get to here :)

  • @melissawerth7040
    @melissawerth7040 2 года назад +20

    I live for this version of Dan so much tbh. Watching him scream at TikTok for being terrible but somehow toxicity hilarious is the highlight of my week.

  • @percivalfowler5199
    @percivalfowler5199 2 года назад +16

    “Something I would never do on main is reacting to funny tiktoks” let Phil live

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 11 месяцев назад +2

    Baby Dan buying a Barbie doll because he didn't want his Action Man to be lonely is actually so precious, and I would like to just someone psychically send a hug back through time to him please.

  • @aprildoty4975
    @aprildoty4975 2 года назад +51

    My husband is tired of me talking about you but its not stopping anytime soon 😂 so glad to have you back!

  • @atomkath
    @atomkath 2 года назад +7

    “That’s not gay, it’s just sad” is actually the slogan of my life

  • @rulerzreachf4n200
    @rulerzreachf4n200 2 года назад +2

    “YOU’RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER” so many people need to hear this fr.
    I gotta edit this just to add: I’ve missed you so much, I didn’t even realise how much I had missed you! My childhood was filled with Dan and Phil, I bought the books and watched them religiously. I vividly remember going to the library and seeing a girl and her mum picking up The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire and me being socially awkward so instead of saying “excuse me…” I just RAN, graBBED A BOOK, and ran off again. I heard the girl say “wow, they must love Dan and Phil too” as I sped off at sonic speed into the sunset. (Nah dw I paid)
    Thankyou for being you Dan, odd thing to thank someone for but you, as a person, have made my life so much brighter (sounds odd seeing as Dan is the king of darkness but-) and no matter how frequent or infrequent videos may be, I will be there, to watch them, and appreciating every single one for existing and you for making them. Ilysm! You got me through some rough early teen years and words can’t express how greatful I am.

  • @TheGoblinKiing
    @TheGoblinKiing Год назад +3

    For once in my life, I didn't skip the sponsor because it was hilarious🤌✨️ best sponsor segment on RUclips fr

  • @aliendonnie
    @aliendonnie 2 года назад +16

    funny how dan judges that boy chugging that water bottle as if he is not a furry

  • @LilacPeony28
    @LilacPeony28 2 года назад +49

    Dan smiling and laughing instantly makes my day okay 😂🖤

  • @EM0208F
    @EM0208F 2 года назад +18

    Genuinely the only time I didn't skip the ad. Thank you NordVPN for giving us this gem

  • @charliebell6973
    @charliebell6973 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for adding ✨sussy bussy✨ to my vocabulary.... No one in my life will regret this, surely

  • @Gretchasketches
    @Gretchasketches 2 года назад +9

    The fact nord vpn actually allowed that to be the sponsored segment

  • @hannahmorley8777
    @hannahmorley8777 4 месяца назад +3

    The world is sleeping on Dystopia Daily, I'm waiting for the 20 year renaissance. My children will watch this and I'll declare, I was there eating drumsticks

  • @Alicia-zf3nq
    @Alicia-zf3nq 2 года назад +8

    I developed an entire snort laugh from laughing along with Dan at the coffee machine/play-doh grandma one. I needed that after the dreadful exam I had earlier

  • @niamh1408
    @niamh1408 2 года назад +8

    dan started at being terrified of the app to screaming at people dancing that’s a great evolution there

  • @elionstandby
    @elionstandby 2 года назад +6

    never expected dan to be a schlatt enjoyer, but that made me weirdly happy to see lmao

  • @sarty
    @sarty 2 года назад +26

    Loved seeing you in Jacksonville and your show was amazing, heartfelt, sincere and witty. I had the best time! Thank you for making videos again. It means a lot :)

  • @rooftopfight6210
    @rooftopfight6210 Год назад +5

    Man im glad you're back in my life after all these years somehow and the quality of your content has truly elevated, or maybe you just evolved to speak even better idk you're so eloquent

  • @z0mbiemoon
    @z0mbiemoon 2 года назад +7

    I really love the content you are posting! I like your channel being a mix of more relaxed content (react/guests/viewers), longer intense videos, and more stand-up monologues/funny stories. It is all you, it has a place on your channel. We just love watching you, no matter if the content is considered 'high-brow/creative' or not.

  • @AnnoyingTiger888
    @AnnoyingTiger888 2 года назад +3

    So many years have passed and you're still the most relatable youtuber on the platform. Your humor is on the same wavelength as mine and I love it.

  • @caffeinatedx
    @caffeinatedx 2 года назад +2

    "It's like just in voice chat with a friend. It's warm, its cozy, its casual." Like I would know.

  • @under.covercat
    @under.covercat 2 года назад +4

    feeling suddenly grateful for my very nice, tailored, not-at-all-like-this fyp

  • @frankisnot1148
    @frankisnot1148 5 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine making a tiktok where you're covered in peanut butter, and then having Dan Howell like the video.

  • @beomgguks970
    @beomgguks970 2 года назад +42

    been having a tough day and i’m thankful to watch this having a better peace of mind just as i turn in for bed. thanks dan! wishing you well. (edit: this has solidified my intent in not getting tiktok so thanks x2)

  • @LizzieIsCool
    @LizzieIsCool 2 года назад +9

    I'm starting every conversation by walking in laughing saying "that's what she said" and then proceed like nothing happened

  • @kaymarie252
    @kaymarie252 2 года назад +7

    I didn't know I needed a YLYL vid from Dan but I'm massively happy that it's here.

  • @ni12791
    @ni12791 2 года назад +3

    The phone death avoided made me 😂😂

  • @letyhch
    @letyhch 2 года назад +16

    The way I was literally looking for something to watch while I eat lunch and I got this notification. Dan saves the day again!

  • @Roasttrumpet
    @Roasttrumpet 2 года назад +4

    I’m mad this was one of my favourite Dystopian Daily episodes. I think it’s cause it felt more casual like hanging with a bud🥺

  • @sinisanelma6435
    @sinisanelma6435 2 года назад +4

    Honestly, what ever kind of content you make, I'll probably watch it. Dystopia daily is now my favorite talk show

  • @McGhosty1300
    @McGhosty1300 2 года назад +6

    Dan really out hear underestimating the fact people will watch literally anything he makes😂😂

  • @vincentdecraene2063
    @vincentdecraene2063 2 года назад +32

    Dan is funnier than the tiktoks, let's be real

  • @Ali_Arty
    @Ali_Arty 2 года назад +1

    Was having a really hard night insert mental health ✨️ ✨️ you've made me feel better - thank you 😊

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 2 года назад +11

    Dan using NordVPN to watch the Office and not Brooklyn 99 says a lot about him as a person.
    I'm not sure what it says, but it does say a lot.

  • @Line97K
    @Line97K 2 года назад +2

    Finally someone screaming at tiktoks the way I always want to do! You're still the most relatable person on youtube

  • @fairywingtastic
    @fairywingtastic 2 года назад +1

    TIKTOK ALGORITHM TIPS: Don't hate-watch content you don't want to see - immediately scroll past that shit. And engage with content you like - watch it a few times, like, favorite, etc. Follow creators you like! I enjoy my following page much more than my fyp these days.
    Hope this helps! Also I saw your Cleveland show and had a blast!

  • @g0alierox
    @g0alierox 2 года назад +4

    I'm getting over the flu, so every time I laugh I just start coughing, and I just choked on the loud coffee maker video 😂😂😂

  • @grapesoda2207
    @grapesoda2207 2 года назад +5

    HIGHLY relate to your feelings about having to be a content creator even after becoming painfully aware of the dystopian oligarchy our content is being provided to. But I laughed and I’m glad if anyone is brainwashing me today it’s you. Thanks Dan ❤

  • @karmaisacat9
    @karmaisacat9 2 года назад +13

    We love seeing/hearing you laugh, Dan!!

  • @raspberrytaegi
    @raspberrytaegi 2 года назад +3

    this was fun! my favourite part was the tiktok breakdown cam lmao, i'm praying for your algorithm. please make whatever videos make you happiest :)

  • @svenbtb
    @svenbtb 2 года назад +4

    Dan, thank you so much for all your videos lately. You help make this daily dystopia more bearable.

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 2 года назад +3

    Daniel we’ll literally watch anything you do we just want to see you being happy tbh

  • @alexwalleman2470
    @alexwalleman2470 2 года назад +6

    it's so nice to see new uploads from dan omg

  • @katarinalopez1072
    @katarinalopez1072 2 года назад +2

    Dan's content is timeless... I related to it back then and I still do now. The amount of serotonin and glee that I get when I see a new upload is just great

  • @sydmos7009
    @sydmos7009 2 года назад +3

    i saw your tour last night and it was amazing. i have never felt so understood. thank you :)

  • @Panda72021
    @Panda72021 2 года назад +1

    Chronic pain is acting up, and I ran out of vitamin D about a week ago...so this was a lovely little dose of (much needed) serotonin.
    🌻 Thank you. 🌻

  • @Ryan-zs1zj
    @Ryan-zs1zj 2 года назад +13

    I love watching Dan have an existential crisis while watching tiktok

  • @wawooosh
    @wawooosh 2 года назад +1

    I’m so glad you are back making videos again!!!!

  • @rahelrao8865
    @rahelrao8865 2 года назад +9

    a nord vpn sponsorship... dan has finally made it as a youtuber

  • @Terr0rByte1
    @Terr0rByte1 2 года назад +1

    I was already 100% committed to the fact that I'm never gonna stoop to joining TikTok, and this video just turned it into 10000000000%

  • @emmahilliard6179
    @emmahilliard6179 2 года назад +3

    The fact that I actually get to meet this man in less than 6 days is absurd to me. I get to stare up at his 6’4” self and tell him how he’s changed my life

  • @kometa4940
    @kometa4940 2 года назад +5

    Dan's expressionless face is funnier than those tiktoks

  • @TimeLordWereWolf
    @TimeLordWereWolf 2 года назад

    Just do whatever YOU want Dan! TikTok, no TikTok, every day, long intervals, do what makes you happy and make the content you want to make. I just saw you in on tour this very evening and I could tell you put your everything into that show. I felt Seen, and I Saw you. I only want you to be happy, so make things that you can put your whole self into and I'll be there for it, for you.

  • @_aoi_hoshi_
    @_aoi_hoshi_ 2 года назад +12

    We now learn what Dan finds funny on the internet-

  • @monolithsyndrome
    @monolithsyndrome 2 года назад +1

    when you said "i want to see a violent civil war" i was like "maybe a general election first" before you finished the sentence

  • @adnamujovic
    @adnamujovic 2 года назад +3

    All these uploads are constantly reminding me how back in early 2015 Zoe Sugg was coming to my town to do book signings and... I wrote you a letter. As in, I was fully planning on showing up to this woman's book signing in the suburbs of the midwest states of america and be like "Hey,,,, british youtuber! Congrats on the release or whateva cool wow yeah no I don't need a picture with you but can you make sure this letter makes it to Dan?" Anyway she cancelled the event

  • @brimarie4196
    @brimarie4196 2 года назад +2

    I'm really starting to warm up to the new aurora of Dan's video and I'm loving it.

  • @carly_0516
    @carly_0516 2 года назад +19

    Dan doing a try not to laugh challenge is content I didn’t know I needed.

  • @saltycheesehamtruffl
    @saltycheesehamtruffl 2 года назад +2

    Okay, but lets take a moment to appreciate that Dan is the only fucking youtuber who makes the spon shit interesting enough to not skip past????

  • @rkkwc
    @rkkwc 2 года назад +3

    he actually got a sponsor,,,,,, i should be passively annoyed at the constant progression of capitalism but instead i’m just proud

  • @nayd.k.4364
    @nayd.k.4364 2 года назад

    I just genuinely love this series. I love it. Every fckng second of it is a joy that I lack

  • @K.Arashi
    @K.Arashi 2 года назад +3

    still riding the high of dan posting regularly again. how long has it been since it started? no idea time no longer has any meaning: dan's posting again!

  • @NoodleSan2299
    @NoodleSan2299 2 года назад +1

    PLEASE, just watch the tiktoks and laugh, it's even more fun when youtubers actually laugh at the videos they find funny

  • @englahoelstad2356
    @englahoelstad2356 2 года назад +3

    danisnotinteresting content is always magnificent, but video essays are as well so like... do whatever bro. we'll be here regardless

  • @stargirl7720
    @stargirl7720 2 года назад +1

    please never leave again these videos are the only thing keeping me alive fr i LOVE escapism 😍

  • @kameronicole
    @kameronicole 2 года назад +5

    Just go back to telling stories and being you! Don't try to fit in when you're born to stand out. We love you Dan and Phil!!

  • @motherfaerie
    @motherfaerie 2 года назад +1

    dan, sincerely, whatever you want to make, i will watch it. do whatever makes you feel fulfilled or whatever you feel called to do!
    if this is also a call for ideas, here are a few topics that maybe will prompt something: musical theatre, shakespeare, british history as told by you, high school musical trilogy, your favorite videogame and why it's your favorite, a rundown of a philospher-you-like's philosophy thingy, aaaand that's all i got for now!

  • @ShaySela99
    @ShaySela99 2 года назад +4

    Hi Dan!
    First of all, I'm so happy that you're back! I really enjoyed this video. Now, about what would make you curious and would be entertaining for us, I have a few ideas that you might (might!!) find fun-
    1. Talking about TV shows/ books/ video games that changed your life, or that you just enjoy
    2. Eating the favorite meals of dictators throughout history
    3. Doing a tier list of famous funny/weird deaths
    4. Playing a horror video game (or just a regular one) and taking a shot every time you lose
    5. Making a short video with a green screen and then letting fans edit it and make funny videos of yours, then reacting to it (Jacksfilms style)
    These are the ideas I've had so far, I hope you'll use some of them ^^

  • @1olamonroe
    @1olamonroe 2 года назад

    Dan, i don’t think i can handle this much content omg, i literally just saw you irl AND YOURE CONSISTENTLY POSTING?!?!?

  • @nikkitne
    @nikkitne 2 года назад +8

    Dan just have fans submit their favorite tiktoks to you on reddit or something so you dont have to watch videos like that and it saves you from doing all the work

    • @wylea9645
      @wylea9645 2 года назад +1

      The whole point he’s doing it is to like the tiktoks ON tiktok so that the algorithm can do its thing

  • @simplycomplicated3262
    @simplycomplicated3262 2 года назад

    dan that feeling at the beginning is my reason to wake up in the morning and my roommates bully me MERCILESSLY for it

  • @HilaryLudkin-Finnie
    @HilaryLudkin-Finnie 2 года назад +7

    Please continue Dil's story on the Sims, even if it's just occasionally!!

  • @BriarBeeBenson
    @BriarBeeBenson 2 года назад +1

    This entire video is just a microcosm of what this entire year has been like for all of us. Yes, pls give us more

  • @virgoception
    @virgoception 2 года назад +3

    anyone else not finding his videos particularly funny like I'll still watch them because its dan and i value him as a person but am i entertained? not really

    • @angelic_
      @angelic_ 2 года назад +2

      agree.. i'm also just watching it because it's dan and his presence reminds me of the 2012-2017 era, but the current content and humour is not my style

    • @lucyhaikyuu
      @lucyhaikyuu 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, I agree. The whole thing feels a bit as if Dan's trying to find his niche but he's going down the route of "content to stay/become relevant" rather than content that he wants to make.
      I mean this in the best way possible, but I think Dan's got a lot more uniqueness to him and skill in making videos than to just be going over the same 'life sucks' jokes, over-scripted dialogue and shouting. I think he'd succeed a lot more and be way happier if he acted like himself

  • @isabellaryan1277
    @isabellaryan1277 2 года назад +1

    that was the best nord vpn sponsorship video ever 😂😂😂