If I Laugh I INSTANTLY DIE
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- Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2022
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DANIEL HOWELL
PRODUCED BY
SOPHIE NEWTON
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KENNY ENGLAND
PHIL LESTER
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DAN HOWELL
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Hi dan
Hi dan
Hi Dan love the ads
R.I.P Dan it was nice knowing you ❤
Hi dan
Dan shouting "you're not the main character" at his phone is something that will now live in my mind rent free thanks Dan
Holy shit dan liked my comment I now cannot stop smiling LmAo
SAME!!
i need a reaction gif of that so i can use it for everything
him throwing his phone and then checking to see if it is cracked radiates the energy of the year tbh
this is the real "death avoided" moment
Was the near-property destruction worth it? //
tiktok is genuinely about to send dan on his joker arc i’m living for it
tbf i think tiktok has sent everyone into their joker arc, hes just late to the proverbial game
But… that requires too much effort. And caring.
Probably literally, just wait for the joker thirst trap compilation he'll post lmao
death, instantly. dan screaming is essentially his laughter. also do whatever you want!! upload a single sims video every ten years, rant about neoliberalism on camera for an hour. we just like your sense of self and humor
If the sims content came back I would be HERE for it 💚💚💚
if dan were to do another hour-long rant about neoliberalism i would go absolutely fucking feral
Wait, can i get a link to this neoliberalism rant?!?
@@elysecadrian it hasn’t happened yet but i’m hopeful
@@elysecadrian the youtube one kinda was, i mean it was about a corporation with limited oversight and the amount of bullshit it can and does get up to
dan's next sponsor needs to be that phone case company so he can just organically incorporate the ad read into an existing montage of him throwing his phone on the floor instead of filming a separate segment like most youtubers have to do
Rhinoshield coming up
Mous phone cases coming up
CaSeTiFy
Casetify
This feels like Dan slowly losing his entire mind and honestly, I wanna go down with him. More pls
welcome to dystopia daily!
@@danielhowell This is suspiciously wholesome, say something only the real Dan would know
@@BlueDragon-vm1bt He can't at the moment because the show in WI just started at 7:30pm.
@@Haley_Halo Hmmmm. .. even MORE suspicious.......
I read this as "Dan slowly losing his EXTRA mind"...I'm like he's got 2?!
I truly love that Sister Daniel is making frequent appearances.
Sister Daniel is everything.
dan in his 30s has low level demigod energy and is legit so captivating. i love this vibe. what is it. i love it.
Son of Dionysus who
the consistent uploading is giving me life
@Don't Read My Profile Photo Okay
Fr I'm struggling to keep up
Don’t jinx it
It's like a long-lost family member suddenly came back
Dans expressionless face made me laugh instantly I can’t handle the awkward situation of someone not laughing after a joke
Please know that my 90 pound dog is absolutely terrified of you and runs from the room whenever he hears your voice
Hehehe
This is the real reason they haven't gotten a dog
Please let your dog know I'm sending him frickin thoughts and prayers 😂😂😂
This comment is certified fatphobic
6 months of having you back Dan, we are proud of you and we love you
it’s only been 6 months and he’s on tour??
I'm literally standing in line to meet you Daniel....you know exactly what you're doing.
Omg have fun
Did you meet him yet? lol
How early did you have to get to the show for the meet and greet? I have Gold VIP to meet him but the venue hasn't said anything about how early we need to get there for it!
@@sadlystuckinreality Check in for the vip tickets was from 3:45 to 4:15.
@@sheilabalderas780 lol not yet, but very close
The gentle flip over after Dan tossed his phone had me crying 😂
dan is harbouring a lot of the energy as that one guy from the episode of black mirror when they were all on exercise bikes.
Honestly, I’m still not over how consistently Dan has been uploading.
i usually dont find it hard not to laugh but watching someone watch funny videos with a completely neutral face just does it to me
I'm surprised Dan didn't laugh instantly for that sweet, sweet release of death 😂
I like how it took Dan finally giving up and making a normal talk show for it to become apparent that he is unironically funny and personable
you have no idea how much serotonin this consistent uploading is giving me
The fact that someone from NordVpn had to watch and approve that ad just made me laugh even harder
Still weird to see these notifications come through. Glad to see you Dan 🥺
@Don't Read My Profile Photo why not
My husband is tired of me talking about you but its not stopping anytime soon 😂 so glad to have you back!
I live for this version of Dan so much tbh. Watching him scream at TikTok for being terrible but somehow toxicity hilarious is the highlight of my week.
Persistent Dan is what we love ❤we’re so proud of you Dan for everything you’ve came through to get to here :)
“That’s not gay, it’s just sad” is actually the slogan of my life
Genuinely the only time I didn't skip the ad. Thank you NordVPN for giving us this gem
Dan smiling and laughing instantly makes my day okay 😂🖤
“Something I would never do on main is reacting to funny tiktoks” let Phil live
The fact nord vpn actually allowed that to be the sponsored segment
That girl with the feeding grandma play doh video has her whole page full of that level of chaotic content. Truly remarkably unhinged. Highly recommend.
funny how dan judges that boy chugging that water bottle as if he is not a furry
feeling suddenly grateful for my very nice, tailored, not-at-all-like-this fyp
Loved seeing you in Jacksonville and your show was amazing, heartfelt, sincere and witty. I had the best time! Thank you for making videos again. It means a lot :)
Man im glad you're back in my life after all these years somehow and the quality of your content has truly elevated, or maybe you just evolved to speak even better idk you're so eloquent
Dan using NordVPN to watch the Office and not Brooklyn 99 says a lot about him as a person.
I'm not sure what it says, but it does say a lot.
I really love the content you are posting! I like your channel being a mix of more relaxed content (react/guests/viewers), longer intense videos, and more stand-up monologues/funny stories. It is all you, it has a place on your channel. We just love watching you, no matter if the content is considered 'high-brow/creative' or not.
never expected dan to be a schlatt enjoyer, but that made me weirdly happy to see lmao
I developed an entire snort laugh from laughing along with Dan at the coffee machine/play-doh grandma one. I needed that after the dreadful exam I had earlier
For once in my life, I didn't skip the sponsor because it was hilarious🤌✨️ best sponsor segment on RUclips fr
I’m so happy Dan is doing this series, it makes the pain of life more bearable.
But seriously though, love ur content and pls keep making more!!
it's so nice to see new uploads from dan omg
Dan, thank you so much for all your videos lately. You help make this daily dystopia more bearable.
dan started at being terrified of the app to screaming at people dancing that’s a great evolution there
I'm starting every conversation by walking in laughing saying "that's what she said" and then proceed like nothing happened
We love seeing/hearing you laugh, Dan!!
So many years have passed and you're still the most relatable youtuber on the platform. Your humor is on the same wavelength as mine and I love it.
love it! upload whatever you want and keep doing it your way, your personality is the most appealing thing
i saw your tour last night and it was amazing. i have never felt so understood. thank you :)
The way I was literally looking for something to watch while I eat lunch and I got this notification. Dan saves the day again!
Dan is funnier than the tiktoks, let's be real
Dan's content is timeless... I related to it back then and I still do now. The amount of serotonin and glee that I get when I see a new upload is just great
watching content you love making is the best content to watch 😌 saw your show in detroit! very thankful for your artistic endeavors, whenever they spark!!
literally will watch whatever content u put out king. love ur humor love the nihilism
this was fun! my favourite part was the tiktok breakdown cam lmao, i'm praying for your algorithm. please make whatever videos make you happiest :)
Your laughter is the best thing in the world Dan, i needed this so much.
Baby Dan buying a Barbie doll because he didn't want his Action Man to be lonely is actually so precious, and I would like to just someone psychically send a hug back through time to him please.
The phone death avoided made me 😂😂
been having a tough day and i’m thankful to watch this having a better peace of mind just as i turn in for bed. thanks dan! wishing you well. (edit: this has solidified my intent in not getting tiktok so thanks x2)
i missed you so much dan, i love every second of your new videos, thank you for making them. i love you sm
love this! more of this!
Honestly, what ever kind of content you make, I'll probably watch it. Dystopia daily is now my favorite talk show
I’m mad this was one of my favourite Dystopian Daily episodes. I think it’s cause it felt more casual like hanging with a bud🥺
I love his content, he is genuinely hilarious, keep doing your thing Dan!!
I'm really starting to warm up to the new aurora of Dan's video and I'm loving it.
HIGHLY relate to your feelings about having to be a content creator even after becoming painfully aware of the dystopian oligarchy our content is being provided to. But I laughed and I’m glad if anyone is brainwashing me today it’s you. Thanks Dan ❤
Daniel we’ll literally watch anything you do we just want to see you being happy tbh
Finally someone screaming at tiktoks the way I always want to do! You're still the most relatable person on youtube
I just genuinely love this series. I love it. Every fckng second of it is a joy that I lack
Dan really out hear underestimating the fact people will watch literally anything he makes😂😂
a nord vpn sponsorship... dan has finally made it as a youtuber
i honestly just love seeing your reactions to everything it's always so entertaining and hilarious!!! 🥰🥰
please never leave again these videos are the only thing keeping me alive fr i LOVE escapism 😍
The fact that I actually get to meet this man in less than 6 days is absurd to me. I get to stare up at his 6’4” self and tell him how he’s changed my life
I love watching Dan have an existential crisis while watching tiktok
Love that every time you upload it’s some ungodly hour, so I have a very exciting notification first thing in the morning
Always sets the tone for the whole day ❤️
"It's like just in voice chat with a friend. It's warm, its cozy, its casual." Like I would know.
I didn't know I needed a YLYL vid from Dan but I'm massively happy that it's here.
YLYID*
All these uploads are constantly reminding me how back in early 2015 Zoe Sugg was coming to my town to do book signings and... I wrote you a letter. As in, I was fully planning on showing up to this woman's book signing in the suburbs of the midwest states of america and be like "Hey,,,, british youtuber! Congrats on the release or whateva cool wow yeah no I don't need a picture with you but can you make sure this letter makes it to Dan?" Anyway she cancelled the event
I'm loving this series 🤣 so grateful for a weekly moment of levity in the hellscape that is the universe
I love how much content we are getting from you on RUclips!
I'm getting over the flu, so every time I laugh I just start coughing, and I just choked on the loud coffee maker video 😂😂😂
We now learn what Dan finds funny on the internet-
Dan, i don’t think i can handle this much content omg, i literally just saw you irl AND YOURE CONSISTENTLY POSTING?!?!?
Loving Dystopia Daily! Thank you for sharing what you will with us.❤
Dan doing a try not to laugh challenge is content I didn’t know I needed.
Dan's expressionless face is funnier than those tiktoks
I’m so glad you are back making videos again!!!!
I'm loving this series
he actually got a sponsor,,,,,, i should be passively annoyed at the constant progression of capitalism but instead i’m just proud
danisnotinteresting content is always magnificent, but video essays are as well so like... do whatever bro. we'll be here regardless
keep on going with this vibe its amazing
I needed this ❤
still riding the high of dan posting regularly again. how long has it been since it started? no idea time no longer has any meaning: dan's posting again!
Just go back to telling stories and being you! Don't try to fit in when you're born to stand out. We love you Dan and Phil!!
Just do whatever YOU want Dan! TikTok, no TikTok, every day, long intervals, do what makes you happy and make the content you want to make. I just saw you in on tour this very evening and I could tell you put your everything into that show. I felt Seen, and I Saw you. I only want you to be happy, so make things that you can put your whole self into and I'll be there for it, for you.
literally as long as you're enjoying making content, we'll be here to watch it. you could do a commentary on paint drying and i'd be here for it bestie
TIKTOK ALGORITHM TIPS: Don't hate-watch content you don't want to see - immediately scroll past that shit. And engage with content you like - watch it a few times, like, favorite, etc. Follow creators you like! I enjoy my following page much more than my fyp these days.
Hope this helps! Also I saw your Cleveland show and had a blast!
Hi Dan!
First of all, I'm so happy that you're back! I really enjoyed this video. Now, about what would make you curious and would be entertaining for us, I have a few ideas that you might (might!!) find fun-
1. Talking about TV shows/ books/ video games that changed your life, or that you just enjoy
2. Eating the favorite meals of dictators throughout history
3. Doing a tier list of famous funny/weird deaths
4. Playing a horror video game (or just a regular one) and taking a shot every time you lose
5. Making a short video with a green screen and then letting fans edit it and make funny videos of yours, then reacting to it (Jacksfilms style)
These are the ideas I've had so far, I hope you'll use some of them ^^