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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @elliotl69
    @elliotl69 7 лет назад +1831

    "Angry tangerine dad" XD

  • @awsomemagic16
    @awsomemagic16 7 лет назад +7905

    They gave him pens!!!!!
    PENS DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
    He's signing things *D:*

  • @TinaSound25
    @TinaSound25 7 лет назад +1589

    'I am fine. This was internet support group nine. That was an unintentional rhyme. I want to die.' xD

  • @anaceassistant9336
    @anaceassistant9336 5 лет назад +2304

    Dan: "i do talk really fast, don't i?"
    Also Dan: "imsorryaboutthat,allthepeoplearoundtheworldthatwatchthesevideos"

    • @leahmae8703
      @leahmae8703 4 года назад +26

      AnAceAssistant Is like to observe a conversation between him and Liam Payne and see if I could keep up with them.

    • @harshitasrivastava
      @harshitasrivastava 3 года назад +3

      @@leahmae8703 I'd love that video

    • @leoniee1545
      @leoniee1545 2 года назад +7

      I think Dan's videos are basically the only ones I can listen to and understand everything. He's so damn articulate.

  • @alannalancaster8505
    @alannalancaster8505 7 лет назад +2461

    'Change your name'
    *one month later*
    *dan changes his utube name*
    DAHM YOU RANDY

  • @tiff5598
    @tiff5598 7 лет назад +3080

    The girl who did the Morse code of the Bee movie is my hero

  • @ayaleann6116
    @ayaleann6116 7 лет назад +3536

    there's definitely vodka in that cup

    • @farawaykin
      @farawaykin 7 лет назад +122

      i'm russian, i can tell
      it IS vodka

    • @chloemyers5937
      @chloemyers5937 7 лет назад +3

      Ray Ray That is exactly what I thought 😂😂👏👍

    • @MrSxnny
      @MrSxnny 7 лет назад +1

      love_people hello133

    • @farawaykin
      @farawaykin 7 лет назад +36

      i could smell it through the screen
      the perks of being russian lol

    • @alexs.6711
      @alexs.6711 7 лет назад +2

      THATS WHAT I SAID OH MY GOD EEKHDKLGHSLDKGH MY SISTER DIDNT BELIEVE ME

  • @ange-ange-ange
    @ange-ange-ange 4 года назад +542

    2017: "we need wholesomeness more than ever"
    2020: *laughs in global pandemic*

  • @froge6652
    @froge6652 7 лет назад +5313

    Dan: *holds up water*
    Me: *immediately* it's vodka

  • @vintagemisery33
    @vintagemisery33 7 лет назад +1900

    heather age 18 from canada is my spirit animal

  • @jeannealtre6101
    @jeannealtre6101 7 лет назад +2024

    Dan:"Take a shot of water whenever you feel like so you can stay healthy and hydrated"
    Me: 😃

  • @ninabeans
    @ninabeans 6 лет назад +1843

    I just realized that he might have been drinking water because he made this video around the time (that week in march) he was withdrawaling from his antidepressant. I've had SSRI withdrawals before and it makes me dizzy and nauseous so I couldn't imagine having alcohol while coming off my meds.

    • @pollydavies6800
      @pollydavies6800 6 лет назад +118

      kratcat and maybe that problem hes distracting himself from was that withdrawal...

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 6 лет назад +47

      Holy fuck

    • @Soupslutt
      @Soupslutt 5 лет назад +76

      He said he needed to distract himself from his internal freefall so it would make sense

    • @aureliofloris9461
      @aureliofloris9461 5 лет назад +190

      Do not investigate on Dan's life so much please

    • @Leah-mu5ff
      @Leah-mu5ff 4 года назад +4

      Wait what happened before this

  • @raynarowe7870
    @raynarowe7870 7 лет назад +2115

    Heather age 18 from Canada is my hero.

    • @risris3778
      @risris3778 7 лет назад +1

      Rayna Rowe sameeee

    • @dangerouslyapocalyptic
      @dangerouslyapocalyptic 7 лет назад +19

      Rayna Rowe I would've done it in Wing Dings the hardest code to decipher if you don't already know XD

    • @raccattacc5657
      @raccattacc5657 7 лет назад +1

      Rayna Rowe WOOT WOOT GO CANADA!

    • @toritori2299
      @toritori2299 7 лет назад +1

      OMG YESSS

    • @rebeccavay2187
      @rebeccavay2187 7 лет назад +1

      Rayna Rowe AYYYY CANADIANSSS

  • @weronikanowicka1745
    @weronikanowicka1745 7 лет назад +4435

    Teacher: Who's your idol?
    Me: Heather age 18 from Canada

    • @smokevisions6000
      @smokevisions6000 7 лет назад +37

      Weronika Nowicka
      YAS.

    • @BlaBlaBla
      @BlaBlaBla 7 лет назад +10

      Ikr

    • @meraki3898
      @meraki3898 7 лет назад +69

      Weronika Nowicka I wanna be heather when I grow up

    • @no_face_is_me1906
      @no_face_is_me1906 7 лет назад +8

      True though

    • @hettyfox
      @hettyfox 7 лет назад +102

      my names Heather and I'm 18 and I live In Canada, what the actual hell!??

  • @liuser
    @liuser 7 лет назад +1423

    Plot twist: It's secretly vodka

  • @rowanhoran8293
    @rowanhoran8293 6 лет назад +871

    Savvanah is 14 and has a boyfriend for 3 years.. The rest of us rewatch Dan because we have no one..

    • @jelenagavrilovic282
      @jelenagavrilovic282 5 лет назад +9

      Rowan Horan honestly

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 4 года назад +11

      That's not good though, teenage pregnancy is disgusting and kids should focus on fitness and education, not getting pregnant as early as possible. Relationships you have as a teen are rarely successful too.

    • @lifeonm444rs
      @lifeonm444rs 4 года назад +6

      Lydia Politz oh my lmfao

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 4 года назад +2

      Mood really

    • @sanadorable
      @sanadorable 3 года назад +2

      @@foottoast4235 true they should be careful and just enjoy life and focus on the important things like education and building genuine friendships

  • @mishkasooful4318
    @mishkasooful4318 7 лет назад +2453

    "Well done parents; you're truly qualified for nothing."
    XD Died laughing.

    • @nadiah2224
      @nadiah2224 6 лет назад +18

      Mishka Sooful i remember those day when i used 'XD' unironically

    • @theoisnotturtle4382
      @theoisnotturtle4382 5 лет назад +4

      Same tho lol

  • @finnghoul
    @finnghoul 7 лет назад +82

    "Yo, Danny" *dan immediately:* "nO."

  • @violetmoon1587
    @violetmoon1587 7 лет назад +4222

    Random thought: I cannot imagine Dan with facial hair.

  • @theawesomee4593
    @theawesomee4593 6 лет назад +410

    “Who’s your idol?”
    Me: Heather/18/Canada

  • @lexirose8981
    @lexirose8981 7 лет назад +2853

    I don't know about anyone one else but I don't think that's water he's drinking

    • @diccmeuppapi9314
      @diccmeuppapi9314 7 лет назад +34

      It's lemonade! (Lol jk)

    • @gianna5445
      @gianna5445 7 лет назад +7

      alex same

    • @victorialee3975
      @victorialee3975 7 лет назад +74

      alex plot twist: it was vodka (dun dun dun)

    • @coolvideos1447
      @coolvideos1447 7 лет назад +41

      alex I'm p sure it's vodka

    • @alyssstiel1323
      @alyssstiel1323 7 лет назад +22

      ms. believer dun... jOSH DUN?!?! UR USERNAME? HAVE I FOUND MY PEOPLE? xD I am sorry

  • @Lucie-iq6en
    @Lucie-iq6en 7 лет назад +939

    Dan:Brings out water
    Me:Vodka

    • @anyasoares1758
      @anyasoares1758 7 лет назад +5

      Love your name

    • @Ellie7591
      @Ellie7591 6 лет назад +9

      This is legit what I thought

    • @winsomerain741
      @winsomerain741 6 лет назад +2

      Lucie THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO XDD

    • @froge6652
      @froge6652 6 лет назад

      Wow I love it when people steal other people's comments

    • @mykaylaward4226
      @mykaylaward4226 6 лет назад

      Lucie i would like those comment, but it is at 666 and i don’t wanna ruin it😂

  • @aditimukundan8251
    @aditimukundan8251 7 лет назад +1230

    "Water, It's important to stay hydrated."

    • @amber8703
      @amber8703 7 лет назад +38

      Aditi Mukundan "tap juice"

    • @helo5328
      @helo5328 7 лет назад +36

      Aditi Mukundan
      *insert aesthetic waves*

    • @lizturley9542
      @lizturley9542 7 лет назад +11

      im sure phil keeps him hydrated ;^))))

    • @donkeysocks6024
      @donkeysocks6024 7 лет назад +2

      the temptation to edit that

    • @aloiysa
      @aloiysa 7 лет назад +11

      "Water"

  • @alliegrace861
    @alliegrace861 6 лет назад +1071

    bruh, i just found the hilarity of watching Dan and Phil with subtitles

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 6 лет назад +30

      IronicallyBlake I can’t with this one because IT HAD NO ENGLISH SUBTITLES... never mind

    • @Billy_villans
      @Billy_villans 5 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @anemoia3154
      @anemoia3154 5 лет назад +18

      yes omg i do that and the phandom... have a lot to say...

    • @Spinachh
      @Spinachh 4 года назад +13

      The subtitles are the best part

    • @sophiemae4119
      @sophiemae4119 4 года назад +3

      OMG

  • @hry4539
    @hry4539 7 лет назад +2360

    this series started about 4 years ago but there's 9 episodes
    i applaud you

  • @imdeadinsidedotorg8152
    @imdeadinsidedotorg8152 7 лет назад +219

    The angry tangerine dad thing killed mw

  • @manicshawty5954
    @manicshawty5954 7 лет назад +1285

    7 minutes into the video and he still hasn't touched the water!!

  • @vivianseemer5274
    @vivianseemer5274 4 года назад +205

    "They gave him PENS!!! PENS DAMMIT!!!! He's signing things..."
    I choked lol

  • @mollycrockett8543
    @mollycrockett8543 7 лет назад +2436

    Dan : 'I do talk really fast don't I? Sorry about that!'
    Dan : *continues to talk really fast*
    Very helpful Daniel 😂😂

    • @thepastelbeautyfloral1628
      @thepastelbeautyfloral1628 7 лет назад +2

      JustAnotherPerson if

    • @malmo3060
      @malmo3060 7 лет назад +12

      danyul

    • @kayla-yi5xh
      @kayla-yi5xh 7 лет назад

      JustAnotherPerson IT'S AT 666 I DON'T WANNA RUIN IT so imma comment that i woulda liked instead :)

    • @frankiero6663
      @frankiero6663 7 лет назад +4

      JustAnotherPerson i talk faster believe me i'm serious nobody can understand me

    • @Miranda-sr2cu
      @Miranda-sr2cu 7 лет назад +3

      JustAnotherPerson I just got your comment to 1K likes
      Thank me later...or never because everybody hates me

  • @madison8169
    @madison8169 7 лет назад +1253

    How do you think Phil would feel doing an Internet Support Group video?

    • @que5097
      @que5097 7 лет назад +3

      madison howell Yes!!

    • @codycat6
      @codycat6 7 лет назад +9

      AwesomeLiesel a joke He would feel yes ?

    • @skye-yu1us
      @skye-yu1us 7 лет назад

      AwesomeLiesel wow great answer

    • @Abcj9807
      @Abcj9807 7 лет назад

      madison howell please yes

    • @scarlethardy4692
      @scarlethardy4692 7 лет назад +16

      Scared and then scarred for life

  • @ostuart-andrewsgaming771
    @ostuart-andrewsgaming771 7 лет назад +2716

    "Sorry for talking so fast"
    _Speaks at the speed of light_

    • @cat9424
      @cat9424 7 лет назад +10

      Gordon Ramsay WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

    • @brobrroo3884
      @brobrroo3884 7 лет назад +3

      Gordon Ramsay IT'S RAW

    • @samcarvalho8610
      @samcarvalho8610 7 лет назад +17

      Have you located the lamb sauce???

    • @torresjosue98
      @torresjosue98 7 лет назад +6

      Gordon Ramsay WHERES THE LAMB SOOOOOS

    • @harshada4008
      @harshada4008 7 лет назад +2

      wHeRe Is ThE lAmB sAuCe m8

  • @wholesomehowell6646
    @wholesomehowell6646 7 лет назад +1074

    "whether it's trump, boob silicon, or parents..." -daniel 2017

  • @emilyhayes5699
    @emilyhayes5699 7 лет назад +1615

    'You could interpret that in different ways and frankly all of them would be true' why is no one talking about this

    • @acehall7219
      @acehall7219 7 лет назад +43

      Emily Hayes YES I waS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @emma-mz6bv
      @emma-mz6bv 7 лет назад +34

      Emily Hayes lol im not even surprised at this point

    • @chloerebecca2399
      @chloerebecca2399 7 лет назад +45

      did he just out himself or am I just being a creepy Phangirl AAAaaaaAaaA

    • @cousinthrockmorton900
      @cousinthrockmorton900 7 лет назад +40

      because it doesn't mean anything

    • @bobbibitybobbobberson6510
      @bobbibitybobbobberson6510 7 лет назад +5

      Emily Hayes Pretty sure it was just a joke......chill

  • @meghanguarino1761
    @meghanguarino1761 7 лет назад +766

    why does it look like Dan's wearing a necklace made out of Christmas lights under his shirt??

    • @ellakauffman8240
      @ellakauffman8240 7 лет назад +3

      mikels muffin I thought it was part of the shirt but now that I saw this it does look like christmas lights

    • @mayas949
      @mayas949 7 лет назад +24

      mikels muffin it is part of the shirt that one had embroidery. i guess dan has got some posh.

    • @FriendzBeatz
      @FriendzBeatz 7 лет назад +4

      He got the shirt from givenchy there's a tumblr blog that I saw it on

    • @kyliebleon
      @kyliebleon 7 лет назад +11

      I thought of Jesus' crown of thorns??

    • @orpimen7
      @orpimen7 7 лет назад +1

      OMG it does look like that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tbhbyron
    @tbhbyron 7 лет назад +2993

    this is possibly the only semi useful series there is on this site
    by semi useful i mean my life is crumbling before me and i NEED this

  • @mackenziemays8760
    @mackenziemays8760 5 лет назад +189

    7:13 to 7:21 makes SO much more sense now

    • @adrianugh4689ehr
      @adrianugh4689ehr 4 года назад +6

      t1red boi aaaaaa yes I understand

    • @emilykalunga3510
      @emilykalunga3510 4 года назад +49

      "You can interpret that in a bunch of different ways and frankly, all of them would be true" HE GAVE US HINTS WHICH WE IGNORED. INGORED LIKE THE FOOLS WE ARE

    • @alexiapri
      @alexiapri 4 года назад +8

      @@emilykalunga3510 lol who ignored them. Idk bout you but people decidedly did NOT ignore them

    • @idontknowwhattonamemyselfd9284
      @idontknowwhattonamemyselfd9284 3 года назад +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed, I've been on a hunt to find a comment about it

  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell  7 лет назад +6933

    less banter more OPINIONS and ADVICE i am READING these COMMENTS i expect QUALITY READING CONTENT FROM YOU GET IT TOGETHER

    • @michelleg8366
      @michelleg8366 7 лет назад +62

      THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING ME I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FUNCTION AT SCHOOL THANKS TO YOU

    • @maomau930
      @maomau930 7 лет назад +13

      so many problems in these comments o.o i think i have to leave

    • @zoeeeq7785
      @zoeeeq7785 7 лет назад +22

      stop ignoring my emails I stg

    • @selfdeprecatingsushi4234
      @selfdeprecatingsushi4234 7 лет назад +17

      Ok, we're gonna get on it! QUALITY support from the youtube comments.

    • @maomau930
      @maomau930 7 лет назад +11

      i did give advice dan but there were too many problems i'm scared and i can't handle my own problems let alone give advice and i'm leaving

  • @lucysapphire443
    @lucysapphire443 7 лет назад +2978

    Who wants to bet that the "water" was vodka?

  • @bobwater3921
    @bobwater3921 7 лет назад +1615

    to randy:
    name urself green.
    green day.

  • @crimsoznt
    @crimsoznt 4 года назад +172

    watching this June of 2020 and him talking about Trump is giving me flashbacks of the last few weeks and I cant

  • @goodtimes5919
    @goodtimes5919 7 лет назад +149

    *water is actually vodka*

  • @Emchava9
    @Emchava9 7 лет назад +1341

    THE GIRL WHO WAS 14 AND HAD A BOYFRIEND FOR 3 YEARS... TF IM 17 AND SINGLE AF SINCE BIRTH, HOW?!?!

    • @timesiick
      @timesiick 7 лет назад +36

      That Weirdo Emely HAVE YOU SEEN TODAYS CHILDREN THE DRAMA ON SNAPCHAT IS INDESCRIBABLE

    • @MissCreativeCat
      @MissCreativeCat 7 лет назад +2

      Amanda the Panda TRUE

    • @KACHANNEL101
      @KACHANNEL101 7 лет назад +40

      That Weirdo Emely - GIRL SAME IM 18 and I'm like what is a boyfriend? all I have is my fandoms

    • @rachelvarghese5597
      @rachelvarghese5597 7 лет назад +2

      SAME.

    • @flyingmonkeys5097
      @flyingmonkeys5097 7 лет назад

      ikr

  • @tsukikage
    @tsukikage 7 лет назад +620

    Randy: "Will you name me Dan?"
    Me: "I hereby name you Dan."

    • @arslullaby9174
      @arslullaby9174 7 лет назад +27

      Nastassja Riemermann i wake up fine and dan day

    • @lunatheworld
      @lunatheworld 7 лет назад +6

      but then by the time i find it handy to rip my heart apart and start planning my crash landing

    • @andreaviloria3021
      @andreaviloria3021 7 лет назад +1

      i go up up up up up to ceiling

    • @twentyoneheros3736
      @twentyoneheros3736 7 лет назад

      Then I feel my soul start leaving

    • @tabithasegree3067
      @tabithasegree3067 7 лет назад +2

      Nastassja Riemermann that's exactly what I was thinking.

  • @magickris7237
    @magickris7237 6 лет назад +396

    Drinking Game(Water Only Please):
    1 shot for every person
    3 for the Trump emails
    2 for the long words
    4 for Angry Tangerine Dad
    1 for every curse
    Have Fun And Stay Wet
    Not like that creep
    *G Note*
    Not Sorry

  • @sowonkim4806
    @sowonkim4806 7 лет назад +206

    ice skating?
    ...... cAN YOU HEAR MY HEARTBEAT?

    • @4manflawlessround426
      @4manflawlessround426 7 лет назад +10

      Renn Meows TIRED OF FEELING NEVER ENOUGHHHH

    • @riverh8482
      @riverh8482 7 лет назад +6

      Amethyst Starr I cLoSe mY eYeS aNd

    • @kayalnz2198
      @kayalnz2198 7 лет назад +6

      Tell myself that my dreams will come true.....

    • @4manflawlessround426
      @4manflawlessround426 7 лет назад +6

      THERE’LL BE NO MORE DARKNESS WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE

    • @Hanahane199
      @Hanahane199 7 лет назад +5

      DONT STOP US NOW THE MOMENT OF TRUTH WE WERE BORN TO SHIP VICTURI

  • @bridget8677
    @bridget8677 7 лет назад +281

    Heather is the Queen Bee

    • @fionamccloskey6701
      @fionamccloskey6701 7 лет назад +12

      WholesomeBaguette HEATHER CHANDLER

    • @fionamccloskey6701
      @fionamccloskey6701 7 лет назад +4

      Tina Belcher is the best FIRST OF ALL YOUR USERNAME SPEAKS THE TRUTH AND SECOND OF ALL YESSSS

    • @bridget8677
      @bridget8677 7 лет назад +2

      Tina Belcher is the best Lmao I also love your username

    • @jessicadarling6418
      @jessicadarling6418 7 лет назад +7

      she is a *mythic BITCH*

    • @0hheckles133
      @0hheckles133 7 лет назад +8

      WholesomeBaguette
      "WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW!"

  • @catcheek7761
    @catcheek7761 7 лет назад +534

    How did that girl how a boyfriend and they have been saying for 2 years at 14. When I was 14 I was trying to learn how to be a functioning member of life

    • @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch
      @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch 3 года назад +1

      I was basically having a depressive episode for half my fourteenth year (my birthday is in december and it lasted from february to august)
      That wasn't a fun year

    • @kaitlyngriffin5999
      @kaitlyngriffin5999 3 года назад +1

      Im 17 and I'm still struggling

  • @juyomilover
    @juyomilover 6 лет назад +145

    Dan: We are constantly terrified
    Me: T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D

    • @grossitsjeremy
      @grossitsjeremy 5 лет назад +2

      I'm here in spirit and sarcastic comments
      that’s okay i didn’t need to not cry today

    • @savvy9231
      @savvy9231 5 лет назад +4

      P L E A S E S T O P

    • @summer7671
      @summer7671 5 лет назад +17

      “the rain,” tyler says.
      josh nods, slowly.
      “it’s like...” tyler pauses, searching for the word.
      “crisper,” josh says.

    • @kylefletchers6366
      @kylefletchers6366 5 лет назад +5

      OF WHATS ARoUnd tHe cORNEr

    • @oranjaes
      @oranjaes 4 года назад +1

      it was the summer of 2001 I SAW YOU ON THE MUSIC LIVESTREAM THINGY

  • @ruetube
    @ruetube 7 лет назад +1554

    my name is also roo (spelt differently tho)...
    what in *tarNAMEtion*

  • @christinaaaaah
    @christinaaaaah 7 лет назад +327

    Heather pulled some Tyler Joseph cryptic shit 😂

  • @gbcaro42
    @gbcaro42 7 лет назад +406

    Wow, i was about to go to bed, well FUCK THAT

  • @bub369
    @bub369 6 лет назад +506

    “Just plain ol’ tap juice”
    -Daniel, 2k17
    Also Dan I think you just ruined water for everyone “let’s get wet *SLURP*”

  • @thisisntlindsey5869
    @thisisntlindsey5869 7 лет назад +649

    "We're all terrified"
    *i sCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM CAUSE WE'RE TERRIFIED OF WHATS AROUND THE CORNER*

    • @daniellagold2739
      @daniellagold2739 7 лет назад +7

      DanielDreamX *WE STAY IN PLACE CAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO LOOSE OUR LIVES. SO LETS THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER*

    • @olivia36341
      @olivia36341 7 лет назад +1

      WE STAY IN PLACE CAUSE WE DONT WANNA LOSE OUR LIVES

    • @hannahwoolley4322
      @hannahwoolley4322 7 лет назад

      DanielDreamX WE STAY IN PLACE CAUSE WE DONT WANT TO LOSE OUR LIVES

    • @KDJH6
      @KDJH6 7 лет назад +1

      DanielDreamX THE FOREST FLASHBACKS. JOSH IS REAL. NOOOOOOO

    • @galaxy_nerd9385
      @galaxy_nerd9385 7 лет назад +1

      WhoPickledGerard you must be imagining things remember josh isn't real

  • @lunas5022
    @lunas5022 7 лет назад +639

    Dan has fully embraced his curls and I couldn't be more proud of my son

    • @danablumenthal9036
      @danablumenthal9036 7 лет назад +8

      Lulaye OG their honestly hot tho

    • @lunas5022
      @lunas5022 7 лет назад +14

      hello internet my name is Sean that is my son you are talking about you troublemaking hooligan

    • @genuinetrash8449
      @genuinetrash8449 7 лет назад +5

      Lulaye OG now phil needs to wear his glasses

    • @amazingnatalie
      @amazingnatalie 7 лет назад +5

      he's our
      son
      daddy
      lord & savior
      meme
      type
      thing

    • @amazingnatalie
      @amazingnatalie 7 лет назад +4

      he's our
      son
      daddy
      lord & savior
      meme
      type
      thing

  • @renadams8144
    @renadams8144 7 лет назад +722

    "Let's get wet" -Dan 2017😂

    • @swiishy_
      @swiishy_ 6 лет назад

      i don't want to ruin the 666 likes-

  • @thatsyourfookinjobyoufooki3565
    @thatsyourfookinjobyoufooki3565 5 лет назад +88

    I will forever refer to water as “tap juice” from now on

    • @strawberry942
      @strawberry942 5 лет назад +3

      Once on the bus on a school trip the window was leaking and people called it window juice

    • @tealrose3248
      @tealrose3248 4 года назад +2

      Here in rural Australia with a rainwater tank, we call it cloud juice.

    • @yoharrywya7892
      @yoharrywya7892 4 года назад +2

      My friend once called tap water “council wine”

  • @genevievemoore7910
    @genevievemoore7910 7 лет назад +378

    Who could barely handle the part where the Canadian trolled dan in Morse code omg 😂😂

    • @e3510
      @e3510 7 лет назад +1

      Me 😂

    • @alyssamuustdie4639
      @alyssamuustdie4639 7 лет назад +7

      MOORE Vlogs I'm Canadian and that sounds like something anyone I'd know would do.

    • @penne6119
      @penne6119 7 лет назад +1

      alyssarelatable same lol

    • @somehowsnake7370
      @somehowsnake7370 7 лет назад +1

      I think I'm crying

    • @DiamondDanceCovers
      @DiamondDanceCovers 7 лет назад +3

      KPOP/EXO/BTS/GOT7/BIGBANG /VIXX/MONSTAX/SUPERJUNIOR omg kpop fan,best name ever

  • @retropolis_fae
    @retropolis_fae 7 лет назад +543

    *"* Well, whether it's Trump, boob silicone or parents, there we go, I guess. You guys are my audience, I'm here for you, and, in a way, I suppose this does reflect the world that we live in. Dear God. *"*
    *-Daniel Howell, 2017*

  • @marymoore63
    @marymoore63 7 лет назад +91

    "because I'm fine
    this is internet support group 9
    that was an unintentional rhyme
    I want to die"
    ~Daniel Howell 2017 :)

  • @nixiebear6059
    @nixiebear6059 6 лет назад +275

    Makes a Australian joke to a kiwi......
    Bad idea dan bad idea it's like calling a calling a Canadian American.

    • @stairwaytoheaven6169
      @stairwaytoheaven6169 6 лет назад +13

      Lol everytime I watch this video I get triggered when I hear that. NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA ARE DIFFERENT COUNTRYS😂😂

    • @yourboysam8609
      @yourboysam8609 4 года назад +2

      @@stairwaytoheaven6169 LMAO same

  • @adeline4060
    @adeline4060 7 лет назад +1459

    WHEN ONE OF YIUR BEST FRIENDS SEND THE BEE MOVIE IN MORSE CODE AND MAKES THEIR NAME HEATHER IT MAKES YOU SO PROUD

    • @adeline4060
      @adeline4060 7 лет назад +57

      and they aren't in Canada btw

    • @India.H
      @India.H 7 лет назад +27

      Adeline K. we guessed. Canada is like a giant spa but with bears and wolves to the rest of the world.

    • @sarahwoolery5968
      @sarahwoolery5968 7 лет назад +77

      when your best friend lied to you and said they did

    • @EM-ox7tk
      @EM-ox7tk 7 лет назад +25

      Heather? like the musical/movie. If so, step into my candy store

    • @tifafan
      @tifafan 7 лет назад +3

      TheSparklingGymnast I love you now

  • @lucye7342
    @lucye7342 7 лет назад +267

    "Yuri on ice, maybe all of your problems will MELT away"
    ...
    ....
    .....
    ......
    .......
    ........
    Exit Stage right Daniel

    • @frogandtoady
      @frogandtoady 7 лет назад +2

      Like all the snow in Maryland because weathermen are terrible people who get our hopes up.

  • @pianocovers6839
    @pianocovers6839 7 лет назад +533

    Anyone wanna bet that "Dans Water" is actually vodka 😂

  • @kymadu2004
    @kymadu2004 5 лет назад +94

    This was the start of curly Dan....

  • @molly-10367
    @molly-10367 7 лет назад +688

    There are now more Internet Support Groups than Phil is not on fires

  • @liviaaa1390
    @liviaaa1390 7 лет назад +667

    "Speed skating not that anime shit" EXcuSE Me DONt InSULt mY SPorT

  • @lanac2970
    @lanac2970 7 лет назад +682

    Internet daddy helping people over the world so proud

    • @cab1stborn
      @cab1stborn 7 лет назад

      Skatie Who is he helping?

    • @sillymonk3y
      @sillymonk3y 7 лет назад +2

      AmazingRamon BakA

    • @uwuvashi
      @uwuvashi 7 лет назад +9

      our oppa who helps the world.

    • @cab1stborn
      @cab1stborn 7 лет назад

      ***** He's pushing an anti Trump agenda, I'd say he's not helping people who face assault in the face of their beliefs.

    • @cab1stborn
      @cab1stborn 7 лет назад

      Shouldn't he be inclusive? He is kind of exposing himself to millions of children... these views are incredibly toxic to American society.

  • @neojasmine3907
    @neojasmine3907 6 лет назад +48

    Randy, i got you a name.
    "Rainy"
    Rainy Day.
    Has a nice ring to it

  • @NavithB
    @NavithB 7 лет назад +258

    Dan is probs drinking Vodka

  • @dabhowlter3078
    @dabhowlter3078 7 лет назад +189

    this video has exposed me to so many things. im terrified

  • @vivian761
    @vivian761 7 лет назад +1199

    Math homework or 12 minutes of Dan?
    I have priorities

    • @powerlesscarina578
      @powerlesscarina578 7 лет назад +1

      a potato so i watched this video 1237 times

    • @vivian761
      @vivian761 7 лет назад +2

      powerlesscarina You have made the Phandom proud

    • @powerlesscarina578
      @powerlesscarina578 7 лет назад +1

      a potato thank you, thank you😇

    • @natalietaylor4712
      @natalietaylor4712 7 лет назад +4

      SAME

    • @stickbugg_
      @stickbugg_ 7 лет назад +2

      a potato I have a qoutev and my friends pfp is that same one just saying xD

  • @charlotterhodes395
    @charlotterhodes395 6 лет назад +56

    "If I'm feeling fine...or not..."
    WAIT...this happened in March, it all makes senses now

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie 7 лет назад +823

    i love how dan opened a spam from china and kept it in the video

  • @isla5669
    @isla5669 7 лет назад +963

    is no one gonna talk about the fact someone called him experienced with boys and he said that whatever way we interpret it it would be true? how are the phandom not all over that i'm like so confused

    • @McEvoyroisin
      @McEvoyroisin 7 лет назад +53

      I got that too I don't know how that wasn't the biggest deal ever

    • @guso.2587
      @guso.2587 6 лет назад +76

      they said he was an experienced BOY.
      sorry

    • @cutepurplestar
      @cutepurplestar 6 лет назад +10

      Omg why wasn't this blown up seriously?!

    • @islagordon1989
      @islagordon1989 6 лет назад +2

      My names Isla tooooooooo

    • @daniraine9250
      @daniraine9250 6 лет назад

      Broski I was thinking the same thing

  • @shutterbuggeraj2167
    @shutterbuggeraj2167 7 лет назад +166

    Dan: "I'm going to grab some more 'water'..."

  • @em.lavender
    @em.lavender 7 лет назад +118

    The amount of people who translated this video though

  • @bridget8677
    @bridget8677 7 лет назад +1317

    *A month without uploading...*

    • @ohitsaj3180
      @ohitsaj3180 7 лет назад +68

      he comes back with a tag

    • @Angie-so2qj
      @Angie-so2qj 7 лет назад +59

      TheLegend27 That no one even tagged him in

    • @gspiderstudios
      @gspiderstudios 7 лет назад +57

      TheLegend27 Hes not a challenge to drag

    • @megsval
      @megsval 7 лет назад +54

      So prepare for an attack

    • @notnothing9926
      @notnothing9926 7 лет назад +44

      You missed a line, Aneeza

  • @alysacyr1539
    @alysacyr1539 7 лет назад +423

    I heard bee movie and turned to my mom and said "ya like jazz" and she asked my "are you watching fire Dan again" I said sure.

    • @orbitalpudding3420
      @orbitalpudding3420 7 лет назад +15

      Emo Freak "fire Dan"

    • @mistykat3137
      @mistykat3137 7 лет назад +8

      your mom is gr8

    • @wommiez
      @wommiez 7 лет назад +2

      danny fire

    • @CharlieR02
      @CharlieR02 7 лет назад +3

      Emo Freak I ask people if they like jazz all the time, no one understands me

    • @aloiysa
      @aloiysa 7 лет назад +2

      Emo Freak fire dan

  • @sisinikkole2183
    @sisinikkole2183 7 лет назад +1876

    plot twist: the water was actually vodka.

  • @chelsealynnjones5984
    @chelsealynnjones5984 7 лет назад +34

    "Your parents are just people who had sex"
    I've gone 21 years, until now, without ever actually realizing that. Thank you, Dan.
    But you also reminded me to refill my water so.. thank you, Dan.

  • @at_285
    @at_285 7 лет назад +1486

    Dan: but no, not today
    me: Heard you say, "not today"
    Tore the curtains down, windows open, now make a sound
    Heard your voice, there's no choice
    Tore the curtains down, windows open, now make a noise
    **breaks every plate**
    **miraculously breaks windows**
    **has seizure**
    OH DON'T YOU TEST ME, NO
    JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO
    DOESN'T MEAN I, AM NOT WILLING TO TAKE YOU DOWN
    **whale noises**
    i'm sorry

    • @alem1793
      @alem1793 7 лет назад +13

      Ayah Taher DON'T BE SORRY BE PROUD

    • @gracehalter8301
      @gracehalter8301 7 лет назад +7

      yES YES YES

    • @kiara8968
      @kiara8968 7 лет назад +4

      Ayah Taher me

    • @kiara8968
      @kiara8968 7 лет назад +14

      i, i'm out of my mind, oh.
      i'm not seeing things right, oh.
      i waste all this time trying to run from you,
      but i am out of my mind.

    • @hannah8454
      @hannah8454 7 лет назад +3

      Ayah Taher YEEEE

  • @oliviamar2899
    @oliviamar2899 7 лет назад +562

    has anyone else noticed Dan's fans ages are no longer only 12 and 14 gosh fucking bless the fandom isn't as bad as it was 2 years ago,

    • @abbiesweeney7298
      @abbiesweeney7298 7 лет назад +21

      Liv Marr mar what's wrong with the fans being young, not all young fans are demonic phannies jeez

    • @_b_e_a_n_s_
      @_b_e_a_n_s_ 7 лет назад +1

      Liv Marr mar I'm 13 ;-;

    • @keyshaj4167
      @keyshaj4167 7 лет назад +5

      Liv Marr mar smh i'm 11

    • @HobisWorld
      @HobisWorld 7 лет назад +6

      Liv Marr mar I'm 20 woot woot

    • @lotus4972
      @lotus4972 7 лет назад +27

      I'm 37
      No regrets

  • @ronan7036
    @ronan7036 7 лет назад +199

    Danny boy you can fool us we all know thats Vodka, not water.

  • @keegan6448
    @keegan6448 4 года назад +31

    teacher: who’s your hero?
    me: heather, 18, Canada

  • @isabella7157
    @isabella7157 7 лет назад +520

    when you sent Dan an email and he doesn't read it *cries myself to sleep*

    • @astridway4240
      @astridway4240 7 лет назад +1

      Isabella Arias 😭

    • @Mylittleponygirl447
      @Mylittleponygirl447 7 лет назад

      Isabella Arias rip

    • @sethesteem
      @sethesteem 7 лет назад

      Isabella Arias sammmeeee

    • @yawnboye2480
      @yawnboye2480 7 лет назад +9

      Isabella Arias There are thousands of rabid teenage girls writing to him so it's like trying to win the lottery at this point

    • @angrymullet-yf4zo
      @angrymullet-yf4zo 7 лет назад

      Isabella Arias same

  • @lenticularis
    @lenticularis 7 лет назад +230

    i choked when that girl said she loved ice skating but "speed skating, not that anime shit" FDJSJHS

  • @chlo8791
    @chlo8791 7 лет назад +172

    i think that "water" is the reason dan sprayed deodorant in his eye

    • @skyesnowfeather2427
      @skyesnowfeather2427 6 лет назад +5

      cheesyfloof That was ISP 8, actually, where he had coffee and something he spiked it with.

    • @skyesnowfeather2427
      @skyesnowfeather2427 6 лет назад +3

      Nevermind, he had shots of vodka, not spiked coffee, that was 7.

  • @Jasmine-uq6pu
    @Jasmine-uq6pu 6 лет назад +55

    When you check the captions and there is 30+ different languages 😂

  • @cranel5252
    @cranel5252 7 лет назад +299

    "what the ever loving fuck is wrong with you"

  • @meow3463
    @meow3463 7 лет назад +322

    "I am fine, this was Internet support group nine, that was an unintentional rhyme, I want to di-"
    Me: I want to dime

  • @graciehancock7749
    @graciehancock7749 7 лет назад +685

    BRAVO HEATHER FROM CANADA YOU ARE ALL OF OUR HEROES

    • @heathermcneil1255
      @heathermcneil1255 7 лет назад +41

      thank you i try

    • @millafox8237
      @millafox8237 7 лет назад +10

      oh fucking god it's you ^^

    • @pipinacarathanasis
      @pipinacarathanasis 7 лет назад +8

      Gracie the Penguin it's moments like these I am proud to be Canadian

    • @mirandaaddison8610
      @mirandaaddison8610 7 лет назад +8

      not all hero's wear capes

    • @mo56878
      @mo56878 7 лет назад +2

      Miranda Addison captain stress relief does 👉😉😉
      .......little fetus dan joke there......

  • @apolloscorner6011
    @apolloscorner6011 5 лет назад +59

    Heather/18/Canada is the level of petty I aspire to become

  • @debbied2705
    @debbied2705 7 лет назад +242

    the dude who made the painting should slowly kinda become friends with the person and wait for like their crushes bday and give it to them

    • @daniellagold2739
      @daniellagold2739 7 лет назад +1

      Blurryface! at the disco 1st ❤ the username 2nd OMG 😱 that's a really good idea

    • @beaniebaby7590
      @beaniebaby7590 7 лет назад

      Nico di Angelo love your name ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @poppydun1314
      @poppydun1314 7 лет назад +2

      Blurryface! at the disco UsErNaMe I LOVE IT

    • @cheeserice366
      @cheeserice366 7 лет назад +5

      Blurryface! at the disco look at my comments lmao xx

    • @rubyrose3977
      @rubyrose3977 7 лет назад

      I need to know

  • @frama1122
    @frama1122 7 лет назад +275

    first vid with hobbit hair omg I love it

    • @energy7425
      @energy7425 7 лет назад +6

      More like half-bit, almost Hobbit

    • @thornycartier
      @thornycartier 6 лет назад

      dramallamarama it needs more hobbit

    • @Felix-ny1be
      @Felix-ny1be 6 лет назад

      noise echo more like half-ling.

    • @mikebergmann1808
      @mikebergmann1808 6 лет назад

      noise echo 2 0 0 T H
      L I K E S

  • @emmaandersen446
    @emmaandersen446 7 лет назад +399

    That's 100% vodka. Not water.

  • @alexffionshortis7733
    @alexffionshortis7733 4 года назад +10

    INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP 11!!!! ITS BEEN 2 YEARS

    • @laranzoinks1634
      @laranzoinks1634 4 года назад

      dan says the best things come in 3s and 10s i don't think he'll ever do another

  • @chloe-mw4ug
    @chloe-mw4ug 7 лет назад +1166

    who's your idol?
    me: heather, 18 from canada.

  • @Annie-kj4kf
    @Annie-kj4kf 7 лет назад +731

    Randy: if your middle name isn't too weird use that. It won't offend ur parents because u r still using the name they gave u.

    • @Emilia-hj5xw
      @Emilia-hj5xw 7 лет назад +6

      I don't get the problem with his real name plz explain ????

    • @platypusnoiz93
      @platypusnoiz93 7 лет назад +6

      Go to Urban Dictionary and type in Randy.

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  7 лет назад +134

      this is a solid af bit of advice here annie you get a medal

    • @spaghetticorgi
      @spaghetticorgi 7 лет назад +4

      HE HAS SPOKEN!

    • @psychochris
      @psychochris 7 лет назад +5

      Oh wow. A ghost.

  • @hailey-kate7633
    @hailey-kate7633 7 лет назад +175

    Email: yo Danny
    Dan: nooooooo

    • @quickster2772
      @quickster2772 7 лет назад +8

      Afterwards:
      Dan- RA RA RA RACHEL

  • @confetticupcake
    @confetticupcake 4 года назад +21

    “Some advice coming from an experienced boy like yourself would be really nice.”
    “You could interpret that in a bunch of different ways and frankly, all of them would be true.”
    lmao ;)