What If Your Best Friend Secretly Hated You?

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @verashek1103
    @verashek1103 6 лет назад +4666

    Dan: pHiLiP mIcHeAl LeStEr
    Phil: james howard
    Dan: ==

  • @Claudia-vr9lq
    @Claudia-vr9lq 6 лет назад +2884

    Dan sees his doppelgänger-hi im Phil

    • @tararm613
      @tararm613 5 лет назад +41

      Lol
      Thinking face emoji
      STARRY EYED EMOJI

    • @payloona
      @payloona 5 лет назад +11

      Tara RM 🤔 🤩

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 4 года назад +24

      His doppelganger freaks out and immediately strangles him

  • @OP-1000
    @OP-1000 6 лет назад +1571

    “Hi, my name is [Phil]”....

    • @ArthurmorganAA
      @ArthurmorganAA 6 лет назад +45

      Alternate universe where Dan and Phil switched places

    • @anubisd101
      @anubisd101 6 лет назад +19

      *holds out hand* Nice to meet you

    • @akuma7601
      @akuma7601 6 лет назад +7

      Why hello [Phil] my name is [Nad]

    • @wakaran7053
      @wakaran7053 6 лет назад +5

      uncalled for

    • @flamingpaige6370
      @flamingpaige6370 6 лет назад +8

      Call me by your name and I’ll call you by mine

  • @ParadoxAbove
    @ParadoxAbove 5 лет назад +4644

    Dan: “YoU DoN’t EvEn knOw mY nAmE?!”
    Also Dan: “Hi, I’m Phil”

  • @aoki9952
    @aoki9952 6 лет назад +2134

    james howard is not on fire

    • @octopustrap4733
      @octopustrap4733 6 лет назад +7

      smøl acc that's my name!

    • @jzoz418
      @jzoz418 6 лет назад +40

      James Howardi Snot On FIre

    • @tired-snail
      @tired-snail 6 лет назад +5

      jimisnotonfire

    • @anglebuck9818
      @anglebuck9818 5 лет назад

      Where does he say that!,!?

    • @noneri
      @noneri 4 года назад

      karolina jimi snot on fire :)

  • @TheGoose03
    @TheGoose03 6 лет назад +2294

    *HI. I’M PHIL*
    Dan smiles

  • @isla5669
    @isla5669 6 лет назад +867

    but dan what if ur doppelgänger panic strangles u first

    • @sofiagolden
      @sofiagolden 6 лет назад +32

      isla Bet he’d just be glad...

    • @kaz1819
      @kaz1819 6 лет назад +3

      Hmm 🤔

    • @ellasophiaa
      @ellasophiaa 6 лет назад +5

      he’s just accept it probably

    • @Rachelbee
      @Rachelbee 6 лет назад +2

      Hahaha, best comment.

    • @melancholics_7808
      @melancholics_7808 6 лет назад +10

      he has a choking kink and he's mildly suicidal I'm sure he'd be fine with that

  • @paulagordilscarrillo14
    @paulagordilscarrillo14 6 лет назад +4190

    Hi, my name is [Phil].

  • @victoriag.2397
    @victoriag.2397 6 лет назад +313

    have you ever just watched one of their videos and felt sad because their friendship is golden and yours is either nonexistent or long distance
    no? just me? okay.

  • @JacksenRose
    @JacksenRose 6 лет назад +1872

    If I walked Into a room and saw myself sitting in a chair... I'd make a deal that we can each spend a week existing as 'me' while the other chills in the basement playing video games and switch off every week to reduce stress levels. Of have twice the brain power to write my books, build up singing confidence, confide and talk about feelings... I'm seeing no downside to this. Except the panic strangle.

  • @jorfirenze
    @jorfirenze 6 лет назад +227

    Dan: *give a meaningful speech about living your truth*
    Phil: i will cook his shrimp hands

  • @taylorsheffield8663
    @taylorsheffield8663 5 лет назад +599

    wow i can't just believe dan outed himself as pro-clonefucker

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 5 лет назад +15

      Taylor Sheffield I would read fic of that.

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 4 года назад +7

      I am absolutely certain that there is fic of that- I may have seen some on tumblr, years ago in the dark ages

    • @laura-vq6zc
      @laura-vq6zc 4 года назад +3

      I CANT

    • @d25102
      @d25102 Год назад +2

      ​@@tealkerberus748dancest was definitely a tag on tumblr back in the day

  • @hudsonfirst11
    @hudsonfirst11 6 лет назад +609

    Wow I'm a huge fan of ...james Howard

  • @jessica-ls3tc
    @jessica-ls3tc 6 лет назад +3547

    today we were reminded that phil cares about other people and dan would do whatever requires the least effort

    • @jessica-ls3tc
      @jessica-ls3tc 6 лет назад +29

      potato i’m sorry, i should have rephrased. i will fix it

    • @brie
      @brie 6 лет назад +19

      I’m both depending on the situation

    • @jsrenjoyer
      @jsrenjoyer 6 лет назад +11

      Jessica
      honestly,i’m dan

    • @maxowens3621
      @maxowens3621 6 лет назад +1

      Jessica I thought we knew that already

    • @gemlikestardust
      @gemlikestardust 6 лет назад +9

      nice to know dan is still a mood

  • @thatsourdan2214
    @thatsourdan2214 6 лет назад +780

    *Cloneisnotonfire*
    *Amazingshrimphands*
    Well then....

  • @whyjoonsad
    @whyjoonsad 6 лет назад +2614

    I can’t wait to see Phil and Phil on tour😍😍

    • @s0fthowell33
      @s0fthowell33 4 года назад +16

      why joon sad? idk nan molla how was it

    • @melissarequeny2268
      @melissarequeny2268 4 года назад +12

      s0ft Howell I went, and it was literally the best, I miss them so much 😭😭

    • @lunabtxt
      @lunabtxt 3 года назад +1

      lmaoo

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan 6 лет назад +839

    Fun fact, Dan's "thinking emoji" at the beginning was sign language for lesbian

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan 6 лет назад +11361

    Dan 5 years ago: "WeR'E sePArAtE PEopLe wITh OUr OWn chAnnEls aND LIvEs!!!"
    Dan 2018: *"Hi I'm Phil"*

    • @valerie.monday
      @valerie.monday 6 лет назад +358

      Big mood

    • @brie
      @brie 6 лет назад +187

      DinoDan&LionLester OML THIS IS GONNA BE AWKWARD IF YOU SAY NO BUT WERENT YOU THE PERSON I WAS TALKING TO ON YOUNOW THAT WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE INSTA

    • @sal8264
      @sal8264 6 лет назад +368

      hi, my name is [phil]

    • @valerie.monday
      @valerie.monday 6 лет назад +121

      Brielliant OMG YES HI I KNOW YOU ITS ME

    • @harland.2616
      @harland.2616 6 лет назад +18

      oFF

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan 6 лет назад +854

    *fill everything with holes*

  • @peeposux9476
    @peeposux9476 6 лет назад +527

    Dan’s “yUo DoNt EVeN kNOW mY NAmE?!” Was adorable😍

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan 6 лет назад +2632

    Wow I can't wait to watch this new video by Philip Michael Lester and *James Howard* !

  • @jinjijung
    @jinjijung 6 лет назад +388

    "hi, i'm phil"
    call me by your name

  • @mariaarevalo1331
    @mariaarevalo1331 6 лет назад +2112

    “If you walked into a room, and there was a clone of you, what would you do?” ive experienced this because
    i a m a t w i n

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 6 лет назад +134

      did you panic strangle

    • @user-ss9de1wt9q
      @user-ss9de1wt9q 6 лет назад +5

      lol same

    • @iliveinyourcloset6287
      @iliveinyourcloset6287 5 лет назад +52

      I a m a t r i p l e t

    • @tiaboddey
      @tiaboddey 5 лет назад +26

      I’m a twin too! Except my twin is male and I’m female so we don’t really look the same...

    • @oooglit4655
      @oooglit4655 5 лет назад +12

      maria arevalo
      I have two clones.

  • @simindadras
    @simindadras 5 лет назад +589

    11:09 hurts after dans new video

    • @no-km5eu
      @no-km5eu 5 лет назад +32

      it made me cry ngl

    • @jordanb4644
      @jordanb4644 5 лет назад +20

      I'm actually crying

    • @sammust4850
      @sammust4850 4 года назад +5

      dont go there

    • @Nico-qb4kp
      @Nico-qb4kp 4 года назад +11

      @@avalondavis806 *craft. (Dead joke, I know)

    • @ak7845
      @ak7845 4 года назад +2

      Cry.

  • @singingsuga
    @singingsuga 6 лет назад +185

    Dan: *hi I'm Phil*
    SO ADORABLEEEE

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan 6 лет назад +1524

    Danandphilgames uploaded: What If You Actually Had a Best Friend and Weren't Convinced that Everyone Secretly Hated You?

  • @Cameron-hw4qv
    @Cameron-hw4qv 6 лет назад +59

    "They're just gonna necrophile ya"
    Dan I don't think necrophile is a verb

    • @msentener
      @msentener 6 лет назад +5

      Cameron it is now

    • @sterling8812
      @sterling8812 6 лет назад +3

      Yes, that’s what’s wrong with that sentence...

    • @phillippadavies2927
      @phillippadavies2927 6 лет назад +4

      Since when did Dan care about what makes sense or not?😂

    • @Cameron-hw4qv
      @Cameron-hw4qv 6 лет назад

      Phillippa Davies Lol true

  • @hdmiports
    @hdmiports 6 лет назад +329

    First minute and Dan already has no idea what Phil’s saying.

  • @Alex-yd2fj
    @Alex-yd2fj 6 лет назад +238

    Admit it Dan, there is no *Dan and Phil* it's DanandPhil

    • @My_life_actually_
      @My_life_actually_ 6 лет назад +9

      that's the complete truth XD

    • @lexie7337
      @lexie7337 6 лет назад +1

      "Amit it"

    • @nopenotagain1535
      @nopenotagain1535 6 лет назад +14

      Just some more Yeemo trash no no no no
      It’s *PhilandPhil* now

    • @tinymac7718
      @tinymac7718 6 лет назад +2

      PhillipJamesHowardandPhillipMichealLester.

  • @nateuhhh
    @nateuhhh 5 лет назад +434

    "Your lover for 3 years turned out to be your immortal grandpA" whatever happened to females-
    This hits different.

    • @isometricspace4348
      @isometricspace4348 5 лет назад +12

      I was thinking that!!!

    • @ik7150
      @ik7150 5 лет назад +16

      LMAO I LEGIT THOUGHT THAT

    • @jodybaker8274
      @jodybaker8274 4 года назад +13

      also when he was talking about doppelgängers he said “i’d fuck and kill him” kinda weird but 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @kira-wd2jq
    @kira-wd2jq 6 лет назад +465

    Daniel Howell.? I only know James Howard

  • @fararoha9016
    @fararoha9016 6 лет назад +89

    "It could be a Dan who's got 7 eyes, 6 of them on his butt" -Phil Lester
    Dan didn't even react to it

    • @mac5895
      @mac5895 6 лет назад +10

      frhh 24 I think he’s used to it at this point😂

    • @fararoha9016
      @fararoha9016 6 лет назад +1

      Madeleine C yeah🤣🤣

  • @sighloh
    @sighloh 6 лет назад +397

    daniel giving life changing advice
    then there's phil
    "i would find my doppelganger and cook his shrimp hands"

    • @gioghey
      @gioghey 6 лет назад

      glucose guardian literally.

    • @TamaraBorgfeldt
      @TamaraBorgfeldt 6 лет назад +3

      glucose guardian * dolphin screech *

    • @imlovinit7473
      @imlovinit7473 6 лет назад +4

      glucose guardian lol (do I see Chenle🌚)

    • @jazzyjaz5910
      @jazzyjaz5910 6 лет назад

      Yep 😂

  • @Emily-vn5ts
    @Emily-vn5ts 5 лет назад +129

    1:56 The amount of sass Dan is giving off is overwhelming

  • @Anna-zz5fq
    @Anna-zz5fq 6 лет назад +608

    Phil "And what am I?"
    Dan "A very disturbing human being that I have to spend a lot of time with-"
    Me.......Adorable.

  • @laurenhannah0174
    @laurenhannah0174 6 лет назад +944

    Daniel James Howell ŵHømŚt
    I only know James Howard...

    • @A-_-A.
      @A-_-A. 6 лет назад +16

      I DON'T KNOW HER

  • @weirdestalien4571
    @weirdestalien4571 6 лет назад +128

    Twenty One Pilots: I'm trying, I'm to sleep, I'm trying, I'm trying to sleep. But I can't, but I can't when you all have
    Phil: SHRIMP FOR HANDS

    • @tyty-sz2uy
      @tyty-sz2uy 6 лет назад +2

      My favorite tøp song

    • @mac5895
      @mac5895 6 лет назад

      Weirdest Alien yeah

    • @atlanticstyles
      @atlanticstyles 6 лет назад

      Weirdest Alien BRUHXHDHD

    • @leo-fe1mv
      @leo-fe1mv 6 лет назад

      Weirdest Alien AHAHAHAHHAHA GENIUS
      ps. Hiatus is sucking my soul out if my body

  • @ashleylewis3726
    @ashleylewis3726 5 лет назад +540

    The fact he didnt say grandma he just said grandpa.. I'm watching all these videos analyzing subconsciously and I feel a little bad about it

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 5 лет назад +78

      Luna baby there is that. But the mental image of Dan seducing his doppelgänger is overwhelming.

    • @VERgeofinsanity_
      @VERgeofinsanity_ 3 года назад +7

      i was looking to see if anyone else noticed 😂

    • @empem26
      @empem26 3 года назад +3

      omg i noticed that too lol

    • @a.d.65
      @a.d.65 3 года назад

      Why did he not say that

  • @bangtantrash163
    @bangtantrash163 6 лет назад +83

    Hello and welcome to *PhilAndPhilGames*

    • @sal8264
      @sal8264 6 лет назад

      quoting from the impossible quiz
      "welcome to philgames"

  • @nataliepetrella4640
    @nataliepetrella4640 6 лет назад +171

    Dan introducing himself as phil, i can relate due to when my waiter tells me to enjoy my meal and i say “you too”

  • @queeenbeee5238
    @queeenbeee5238 6 лет назад +82

    *_-quiff and earring are here to stay-_*

  • @almond831
    @almond831 5 лет назад +122

    11:07 watching this after his last video really hit differently :( im so proud of him

    • @no-km5eu
      @no-km5eu 5 лет назад +6

      it made me cry ngl :(

  • @melphonse
    @melphonse 6 лет назад +112

    "'Walk out, hoping it'll disappear'?! What kind of solution to a problem is that?!"
    I don't know, Dan. Maybe the same kind as throwing things behind your furniture, hoping they will disappear.

    • @phillippadavies2927
      @phillippadavies2927 6 лет назад +3

      Mel Phonse That's exactly what I thought.

    • @melphonse
      @melphonse 6 лет назад

      Phillippa Davies thank you, I thought I would be the only one

    • @melissabeckmann2241
      @melissabeckmann2241 6 лет назад +2

      Mel Phonse damn you went there

    • @loredean
      @loredean 6 лет назад +1

      Mel Phonse I'm not alone. (。・ω・。)

  • @simplyyselena
    @simplyyselena 6 лет назад +537

    i love James Howard

    • @wartygourd
      @wartygourd 6 лет назад +15

      50sdan my favorite youtuber

    • @starrynight6548
      @starrynight6548 6 лет назад

      50sdan DUDE THATS ONE OF MY RELATIVE'S NAME!!!!

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan 6 лет назад +771

    "You're just this weird floppy thing."
    alrighty then...

  • @elie7033
    @elie7033 6 лет назад +672

    What if the doppelgänger wasn’t a clone of you, but you were a clone of them? 🧐

    • @batbrains
      @batbrains 6 лет назад +23

      Woah, my brain hurts now

    • @tinkadureya3177
      @tinkadureya3177 5 лет назад +3

      @Khaye N Kazashi My thoughts exactly.

    • @briarrose8897
      @briarrose8897 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t do this to me Elie

    • @sammust4850
      @sammust4850 4 года назад +3

      nope. just no. aight ima head out. nopeity nope nope nope byeee

  • @the_lost_stone1488
    @the_lost_stone1488 6 лет назад +133

    WOW IT IS PHIL AND PHIL

  • @jaylenconnors7775
    @jaylenconnors7775 6 лет назад +871

    Dan walks into his room and sees himself sitting in his chair, surfing on the computer. He decides to say something...
    "Hi, I'm Phil."

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan 6 лет назад +1069

    Could someone teach me how to do that disappearing trick Dan did so I can use it in every social situation? K thx

  • @oceaniidol
    @oceaniidol 6 лет назад +85

    "Hi I'm Phil"
    -Dan Howell 2k18

  • @lenacarey2333
    @lenacarey2333 6 лет назад +58

    The title of this video already gave me an existential crisis

  • @simplyyselena
    @simplyyselena 6 лет назад +471

    *🤔And🤩GAMES*

  • @catpeopleee
    @catpeopleee 6 лет назад +2236

    everyday, phil's quiff rises higher, to eventually reach the thresholds of heaven and be blessed by sister daniel

    • @ΤζιναΤσιουραντανη
      @ΤζιναΤσιουραντανη 6 лет назад +16

      cheerxmochi this deserves more likes

    • @htxgg-gx7ie
      @htxgg-gx7ie 6 лет назад +15

      cheerxmochi I love your pick and username .FIGHTING.

    • @hoodi22
      @hoodi22 6 лет назад +6

      cheerxmochi SUGA

    • @siennah7027
      @siennah7027 6 лет назад +18

      One day it’ll be as tall as the owl slide.

    • @lalakuma9
      @lalakuma9 6 лет назад +11

      I was just thinking that over the years Phil's fringe has gone more and more to the right side of his face, so much so that now it has nowhere else to go but up.

  • @lauren8469
    @lauren8469 6 лет назад +203

    Hi, my name is (Phil)

  • @marionapina
    @marionapina 6 лет назад +58

    Dan: Hello, my name is (Phil)

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 6 лет назад +1

      ahaha how did i not think of that

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 4 года назад +50

    1:38
    so you’re telling me that after years of hating somebody phil would unleash his fury by turning into _scooby doo?_

  • @iwashere143
    @iwashere143 6 лет назад +78

    ¨I'd do social skills because i don’t have any anyway¨
    Me

  • @kitty-pd7zk
    @kitty-pd7zk 6 лет назад +81

    Welcome to PhilipMichaelLesterAndJamesHowardGAMES

  • @bubblybubbles6186
    @bubblybubbles6186 6 лет назад +131

    “A very disturbing human being to have to spend a lot of time with...” -Daniel Howell 2018

  • @Marie-wb2yn
    @Marie-wb2yn 6 лет назад +94

    Walk out, hoping it'll disappear... my solution to every problem honestly

  • @Alex-yd2fj
    @Alex-yd2fj 6 лет назад +75

    They're so adorable. Why can't I find a friend even 1/8th as amazing as Phil

    • @lilliankobzdej
      @lilliankobzdej 6 лет назад +4

      Just some more Yeemo trash i can’t find a friend at least 1/8th as not on fire as dan

    • @lilliankobzdej
      @lilliankobzdej 6 лет назад +1

      Smol Bean WhOops

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 6 лет назад +113

    "Hi I'm Phil"Its confirmed they're one person lmao

  • @carakrzyzanowski5663
    @carakrzyzanowski5663 6 лет назад +225

    Dan introducing himself "Hi. I'm Phil" = Yelling out "CHICKEN" when trying to order coffee.

  • @bee_bch
    @bee_bch 6 лет назад +277

    Everyone hates me I've just accepted it at this point.

  • @evys_essays
    @evys_essays 6 лет назад +237

    “Hi i’m phil” what scene from call me by your name was this

  • @Lunaticdoodles
    @Lunaticdoodles 6 лет назад +79

    I was drawing a pic and when Phil said Dan introduced himself as Phil I literally lost control of my arm and my pen just woooosh across the page and wow that was a good laugh

  • @ashleywoodman4373
    @ashleywoodman4373 6 лет назад +423

    Hi! My name is [Phil]

    • @philtrash2303
      @philtrash2303 6 лет назад +3

      I love how this was made at 6 PM and it already has 151 likes

    • @VeryV
      @VeryV 6 лет назад +1

      Ashley Woodman Meanwhile, old Dan smiles from above.

    • @aienki5295
      @aienki5295 6 лет назад

      :')

  • @s8nisbae
    @s8nisbae 6 лет назад +223

    I love James Howard and James Howard only

  • @kara-zk9ig
    @kara-zk9ig 6 лет назад +729

    "What would you do if you walked into a room and saw a clone of yourself?!"
    Ummm have we forgotten *TWINS*

    • @oliviadibb973
      @oliviadibb973 6 лет назад +11

      It's an obamanation not if you arnt use to it

    • @sstar2532
      @sstar2532 6 лет назад +1

      TRUE

    • @melina1707
      @melina1707 6 лет назад +1

      omg

    • @XSimplyCleanProX
      @XSimplyCleanProX 6 лет назад +46

      omg imagine walking into a room thinking it was ur twin...and then ur twin walks in and you're all starting at each other wondering, "Which one is the clone?"

    • @kaitlynsoto5212
      @kaitlynsoto5212 6 лет назад +1

      XSimplyCleanProX wAIT

  • @carolrodrigues528
    @carolrodrigues528 5 лет назад +41

    Dan actually stops to think if he would rather hide from the aliens or just get probed every day lol

  • @jessica-ls3tc
    @jessica-ls3tc 6 лет назад +710

    what would you do if you had an unhealthy obsession with dan and phil??
    go to interactive introverts

    • @justavaa
      @justavaa 6 лет назад +4

      Jessica lol I see you everywhere JeEZ

    • @bellasnowtyler
      @bellasnowtyler 6 лет назад

      I already do

    • @kaylaa660
      @kaylaa660 6 лет назад +5

      Jessica i have an unhealthy obsession but i’m broke so i can’t go

    • @hailee2771
      @hailee2771 6 лет назад +1

      YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

    • @virginiafoust478
      @virginiafoust478 6 лет назад +1

      Jessica im going because of that and my 16th birthday!!!

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan 6 лет назад +741

    Wait so Dan wouldnt kill himself... but he'd kill HIMSELF???
    *???*

  • @izzyhiggins
    @izzyhiggins 6 лет назад +36

    ‘a very disturbing human being that I spend a lot of time with’

  • @tk-im9vn
    @tk-im9vn 5 лет назад +49

    What would you do if your best friend secretly hated you all this time By:Fall Out Boy

  • @dylangerard05
    @dylangerard05 6 лет назад +89

    “Hi I’m Phil”
    *call* *me by* *your* *name* *flashbacks*

  • @valerie3303
    @valerie3303 6 лет назад +49

    "You're basically just a weird floppy thing"

  • @alicev1831
    @alicev1831 6 лет назад +55

    With all the dan and phil changes, I feel strangely nostalgic with their shirts.

    • @jas_003
      @jas_003 6 лет назад +2

      L V :,) me too
      Also your pfp is the cutest thing ever omg

    • @alicev1831
      @alicev1831 6 лет назад

      Jasmina Hasikic Aww thanks corgis are just so precious!

  • @kath26
    @kath26 4 года назад +28

    “Tattoo everything, all the time”
    *Frank Iero has entered the chat*

  • @samh3396
    @samh3396 6 лет назад +764

    you’d be surprised, walking away and hoping it’ll disappear is a great problem solver!!
    :’))

    • @s0upyy
      @s0upyy 6 лет назад +8

      Samantha Huynh how I solve all my problems

    • @philtrash2303
      @philtrash2303 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @annieya_couble4052
      @annieya_couble4052 6 лет назад +10

      I do it all the time with my homework

    • @hiwelcometomoes4744
      @hiwelcometomoes4744 6 лет назад

      Works for me, was avoiding someone and then they got expelled. Just avoid everything and your problems are solved

    • @patrickstapleton6824
      @patrickstapleton6824 6 лет назад

      Samantha Huynh I literally instinctively chose the ignore and move on choice for everything😂

  • @samanthafortunato7988
    @samanthafortunato7988 6 лет назад +271

    *Phil talking to his younger self*
    *Current Phil* :"Hello little Phil! I need to tell you that when you grow up, you will have a best friend to make RUclips videos with, two world tours, you will write a book, and accomplish so many dreams!"
    *Little Phil* : ...Light!!!

    • @LemonRats
      @LemonRats 6 лет назад +3

      Samantha
      yassss

    • @vettegirl101
      @vettegirl101 6 лет назад +25

      "Light!!!"
      "No little Phil. Lit. Lit!!!"
      "Light!"

    • @jakedorian3721
      @jakedorian3721 6 лет назад +1

      This is by far my favourite comment on here so far

    • @hastaluegoluka
      @hastaluegoluka 6 лет назад +1

      this is so cute 😩😩

    • @alisayxu
      @alisayxu 6 лет назад +1

      awwww

  • @ESTree-ds5tu
    @ESTree-ds5tu 6 лет назад +38

    HE IS BEAUTY
    HE IS GRACE
    HE HAS DIMPLES ON HIS FACE

  • @kathyjpw
    @kathyjpw 6 лет назад +61

    Dan : I WILL KILL HIM
    Phil : I want to see myself from the back
    ....

  • @brie
    @brie 6 лет назад +113

    “You don’t need to fantasize about being transported to alternate dimensions to live your truth.”
    “Live your truth” is Dan’s new thing and I need it on merch. 😂

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 6 лет назад +1

      i brought it up with my therapist lol

    • @danihowell-lester1219
      @danihowell-lester1219 6 лет назад +1

      Best.
      Idea.
      Ever.

    • @redbullandspite
      @redbullandspite 6 лет назад

      I think he might’ve gotten it from queer eye? It was a whole thing in episode 4

    • @brie
      @brie 6 лет назад

      Alyan oh I’ve never watched it so idk

  • @alykgray
    @alykgray 6 лет назад +219

    wow I love Philip Michael Lester and James Howard

  • @sammuwu_
    @sammuwu_ 6 лет назад +148

    cloneisnotonfire and AmazingShrimpHands are my favourite RUclipsrs.

  • @sofiajjk
    @sofiajjk 5 лет назад +62

    i remember i actually had a dream where i walked into my room and saw my clone just sleeping on my bed, and my very first instinct was to wake her up and beat the shit out of her

  • @leo-fe1mv
    @leo-fe1mv 6 лет назад +907

    New tøp album sounding good
    New song: shrimps for hands

    • @myahjordon423
      @myahjordon423 6 лет назад +18

      No but I got cheez whiz
      I love everything about both this comment and your name!

    • @mackenzieprotos1526
      @mackenzieprotos1526 6 лет назад +4

      Love your channel name👌👌

    • @leo-fe1mv
      @leo-fe1mv 6 лет назад +1

      Miles Onions haha thanks lol XD

    • @luxbee_
      @luxbee_ 6 лет назад +17

      No but I got cheez whiz
      i'm trying
      i'm trying to eat
      i'm trying
      i'm trying to eat
      i'm trying
      but i can't but i can't
      when you all have
      shrimps for hands yeah

    • @redsky5495
      @redsky5495 6 лет назад +2

      sounds great honestly

  • @Dela-ku8ej
    @Dela-ku8ej 6 лет назад +84

    I’m trying I’m trying to sleep but I can’t but I can’t when you’ve all got SHRIMP FOR HANDS

  • @jess-cc5lw
    @jess-cc5lw 6 лет назад +61

    my low self esteem and anxiety is currently digging that title

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan 6 лет назад +718

    Gotta go see if there's any Lenguish teachers I can hire to give me private lessons brb

    • @valerie.monday
      @valerie.monday 6 лет назад

      I see you always!!

    • @doeeyez00
      @doeeyez00 6 лет назад

      DinoDan&LionLester that’s a bit creepy

  • @BurntOutAlien
    @BurntOutAlien 5 лет назад +19

    11:06 *hits different*

  • @shreetamasighs
    @shreetamasighs 6 лет назад +112

    Daniel James Howell who ?
    I only know James Howard.

  • @annabelsonline859
    @annabelsonline859 6 лет назад +75

    Are we gonna talk about the fact that when they read the question about the immortal grandparent lover they only read out grandpa?

    • @stardust6445
      @stardust6445 6 лет назад +6

      I can see where your coming from, but it was before grandma. Trust me, I thought the same thing.

    • @tomosobi3603
      @tomosobi3603 6 лет назад +4

      hhHHhhhmmmMMmmMMMMMMm

    • @eleanorcross7244
      @eleanorcross7244 6 лет назад +3

      I thought that too

    • @opal_skies
      @opal_skies 6 лет назад +3

      That’s what I thought🤔🤔🤔

    • @TheLuuuuuc
      @TheLuuuuuc 6 лет назад +20

      jpg annabel are we gonna talk about the fact that dan would be going to fuck and kill his clone?

  • @weirdestalien4571
    @weirdestalien4571 6 лет назад +51

    Phil: It's true. *demonic voice and helly fire* I. Hate. You
    The phandom: Don't we all, Phil

  • @JacksenRose
    @JacksenRose 5 лет назад +15

    If I found my doppelganger I'd figure out how to convince everyone we were twins the whole time.

  • @deletedaccount3126
    @deletedaccount3126 6 лет назад +483

    Scientists actually say that if you were to see a clone of yourself you wouldn't even recognize them due to the perception we have of ourselves. So if I were to walk into a room and my doppelganger was in there I probably would make polite awkward conversation cause I would have no idea they were me.

    • @elanorallmann
      @elanorallmann 6 лет назад +26

      Austen From Waterslides yeah, that sounds logical and mad at the same time... mad scientist!

    • @Coccinelf
      @Coccinelf 6 лет назад +27

      That sounds plausible but... would that be weird that they are in your house sat at your desk?

    • @mygoodfriendcosmo
      @mygoodfriendcosmo 6 лет назад +63

      yeah, but Dan would probably panic strangle anyways.

    • @zoyakhadeeja7768
      @zoyakhadeeja7768 6 лет назад +48

      This has been the science side of Tumblr. Thank you science side of Tumblr.
      oh wait. this is youtube, how is there a sensible comment here i am confusion.

    • @deletedaccount3126
      @deletedaccount3126 6 лет назад +3

      lmao mood

  • @brenda-1472
    @brenda-1472 6 лет назад +55

    Guys it’s Phil and Phil games

  • @smollestbeanlol
    @smollestbeanlol 6 лет назад +44

    Phil telling Dan he hates him is my Aesthetic

  • @oz659
    @oz659 5 лет назад +23

    I stan Phil Michael Lester and Phil James Howard

  • @spillingtea8217
    @spillingtea8217 6 лет назад +246

    “PHILLIP. MICHAEL. LESTER”