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"unprepared & disappointment" aka me when i went to school
Hey I'm Jay saaaaaaaame
Me just living life tbh
Mood
Big mood
Same
"unprepared vs. disappointment" is me before and after a test
^me today
Mood
army lmao
min yoongiii this needs more likes. ASAP.
666 likes
"Unprepared VS disappointment." My memoir and everyday life
Phil: Exercise makes me-
Dan: *HoRnY*
"Yeah I'm into _fitness_ "
-Flashbacks to "Giving the people what they want"-
they said they'd never play google feud again....
they found a loophole
ThatOffbeatLass 😂😂😂
my uncle was listening to this from the other room... he started giggling... because his name is greg... send help
Ella Myers I felt personally attacked at that part XD
😂👌 Nice!
Pirates wore earrings in case they died at sea and their bodies washed up. People could take their gold earrings as payment to bury them
well
Awesome fact. I didn’t know that
*THE MORE YOU KNOW*
≈≈≈≈≈★
and they wear eyepatches so that if they need to go from fighting above deck to below deck, they can switch the eyepatch to the other eye and it will already be adjusted to the dark! I love pirate facts
THAT'S ACTUALLY COOL, WHAT
4:18
*"Can i name my child Jesus"*
me: watches in *confused Mexican*
1/4 of the people i know are named Jesus
lmao that is the same thing i thought shsjsjsk
This is exactly what I was thinking
😂😂
Omg same
Dan: why do Americans..?
Phil: What?! Anything I say is gonna offend someone!
Me: No don’t worry Phil I’m American and I’m 100% sure whatever you say is true and I will not be offended.
Same
We Americans pretty much insult ourselves half the time so it’s fine
Yep
This game truly brings out the...
_uniqueness_
Of Phil’s personality and mind.
Izzy, are you the new justin y? Cuz ur on twoset violin too......
“Uniqueness”
It took me SOOOOO long to realise that wasn’t pronounced uni quine ness
I know you from tsv hii!!
XD
"They're looking desperately for the life they don't have"
Well _you're_ one to talk, Mr Howell
Dan and Phil - someone be our friend
*the 3.1 million people - are we a joke?*
Instagram: Xplrsfx hi other account me
lol cute random self-interaction.
Yes
@Bee in my Tea 2.96m :(
@@beeenoodle 2.94m now :((
"theyre looking desperately for the life they dont have"
wow dan ur calling me out literally in the first ten seconds
mel I know right
Same
Same
I feel attacked d
Honestly same
"This is the last episode of Google Feud"
*Plays the literal card version of it*
Wow guys guess you found the loophole
👏. 👏. 👏. 👏
What is that username!
I don’t know but you’re not much better Princess Crystalwriter
And then played Google Feud post hiatus
"Stop smoking weed, Greg."
*Danny Gonzalez has entered the chat*
Brittnee Morman I cant believe he called out Greg
@@princessplaylist1841 I know, right!!!
the fastest growing army on youtube
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
phil: "Dan is team disappointment"
me: "Oh poor Dan"
dan: * dabs*
me: nevermind
Yeah, he’s fine. Well, as fine as he normally is.
i just made this from 420 likes to 421 i want to unlike at the same time as i don’t want to
“Stop smoking weed greg”
*danny Gonzalez fans look up in alarm*
Hi fellow Greg. I hope you have a great day.~(*^*)~
Lindsey Schiro hello my fellow Greg’s I salute you
Hello Greg ♥️🙂
I salute you too, fellow Gregs
GREG
"Can I name my child Jesus"
*Mexicans laugh in hidden*
THIS.
Exactly 😂
I'm brazilian and I literally have an uncle named Jesus and its super normal around here!
@@AnaChristinaMSCosta I'm brazillian too
@@fromthestarrs bom saber de mais fãs de D&P BR!!
Dan: Can trees move?
Phil: No!
Dan: IKNOWTHATIMWONDERINGIFTHEYDONTKNOWTHAT!
Technically they can move but only slightly with help from the wind
actually, trees can move when the wind is involved, also during weathering of a landscape. i’m such a nerd. sorry!
I love how you can just see how dirty dans thoughts are in his face
Ikr
FUN FACT: Pirates wear earrings so that if they die at sea and their body is found, the person can use the earrings to pay for the burial...
I used to be obsessed with pirates.... Sorry bout it...
Tasha Westhoff OMG this is so cool to know thanks so much! I need to do more research on pirates bc I love this sort of stuff and random facts
@@indiand6460 Anytime haha I love random fun facts!! :)
Don't apologize, that's awesome!
@@muriella8008 Thanks :) I have a habit of over-apologizing haha
I'm a huge history nerd and I didn't know this.
dan and phil play girls go games
...
please i'm desperate.
Cookies R us dan would honestly just rant abt gender stereotypes
Cookies R us same
all my embarassing childhood memories are alive now, help
YES
This was my childhood. I'd come home from school and play that and papas pizzeria etc.
we’ve been receiving so many new videos from you guys..
and im.. honestly shook
They aren't on tour anymore so it makes it easier :) makes the phandom happy
Last one was 2 weeks ago
But no fucking video from dań for 4 months for fuck sake dan!!
Don’t you love receiving from Dan and Phil 😏😉
same
Pirates actually wear golden earrings for if they die on board. The golden earring was used to pay the funeral costs.
Wow
Half the video is Dan trying not to be innappropriate
thisisacode 1234 I can't believe he didn't take the opportunity for innuendos tbh
Dan saying, "because we colonized everything"
And then softly saying "sorry" immediately is a mood
*says sorry but then continues on to insult how we talk*?
omg i didnt even notice that
'that's the only culture that they have' part made me spill.
but then this story part! I lost it ASDFGH
Fae Edits sorry for colonising the native Americans not you
Wait when in the vid did he say that?
unprepared and disappointment is the title of my autobiography
“Is it possible to die of...”
*HAM-OVERLOAD*
*high pitched voice* Ham overdose
hAm
HAM
*ham*
*ham*
*ham*
*ham*
Me at 13: why am I watching these weirdos
Me at 21 now: why am I watching these weirdos
Dan: why are you all watching us?
same but i started watching them at 12 and now im 17
@Megan Rose sorry, but I can't resist fixing your sentence, because irony. I doubt it, since you don't know simple punctuation.**
Megan Rose bitch this is the internet who tf even cares about punctuation it’s not grammar/English class.
@@brie shh...shh...shhhh please no negativity
Watched them since 2nd grade im in 8th now
“they’re searching for the life they don’t have... because they’re watching Dan and Phil on RUclips”
OKAY CALL ME OUT WHY DON’T YOU THATS FINE
Does Phil...
Win all or nothing?
Helena Rosno I swear I just saw you comment on a different video...
Isabel C-F
Ikr I was gonna say the same thing
Yes
no
swear
"But because we've got no friends we're gonna play with each other... in our own way."
*Wow okay then,, get a room*
They have one...........it’s called the gaming room!!!!
“DoNT eAT wiTH oNe eYe AnD dRiVe”
sunshinephan meanwhile in America...
It's actually illegal to eat and drive in america and drive without 20/20 vision. The eating is filed under distracted driving, but barely anyone listens to that anymore.
Dan wearing black. Phil wearing white. The universe is balanced, ladies and gentlemen 🙃⚫️⚪️
Life of a Voodoo Doll
We are safe
For now
uwu
dan is wearing a black shirt with a white circle. phil is wearing a white shirt with a black rectangle.
Dan and Phil are the only youtubers who regularly shame their subscribers...
And the sad thing is, we don't even mind.
We relish it
Yunn Nan we do it back
They know that we’re all little trash goblins
lol they're def not the only ones
Idk if he still does it now but Ragegaming
Who’s here waiting for Dan and Phil to come back?
Little Spud Dan: *comes back the very next day*
Jenna Wuorenma I know right!
me 😔
Me😐
Bruh yeah, they should come back to the gaming channel
It's ironic that Phil says they've got no friends as he's wearing a friends shirt
i can see phils natural hair and it's HOT
:’)) i see some silver hair i think?????
Robin Pitchlynn ITS RED
@@rojeyjo LMAO HE ISN'T THAT OLD YET
@@kiwix4015 High schoolers at my school have them :)
If he already has silver in his red hair, I'm gonna... idk, crush on him more?
Why does my girl friend always...
“Dan nervous laughs”
It hits different 😂
Ali Liu ikr
Ali Liu Phils face says his answer
Jessie Jenkins nice pfp
I was looking for this comment when I saw that
O my god lol
christina-antichrist...
wouldnt it be antichrist-ina?
shit you're right. antichristina aguihella
That's my alter-ego
drag name
THATS my new DRAG name
i will send this to my aunt christina!!! :D
phil's handwriting really is something huh
It's better then Dans
"Is it legal to marry your cousin"
*SWEEEEEEEET HOOOOOOMEEEE ALABAMMMMMAAAA*
Holy shit I laughed way harder than I should have 😂
As someone from alabama, I can def confirm that a lot of these crazy bastards think that's okay.
Q
yeehaw 🤠
I'm from Alabama and I know a girl who married her stepbrother. The rumors are unfortunately true
“Yeah I’m talking to you Greg” onision is shook.
Brielliant onion boy is quaking
damn
Danny gonzalez is quaking
Lol, onion boy wishes.
💀💀💀
sooo....
This is google fued in physical form.
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
*feud
Yeah they can only play Google feud so many times before it gets sad lol. They've moved on to more card games.
Dil Howlter yes
Phil. Wtf is that handwriting. I'm judging you so hard.
noT nIce
@@Flamnotokay for some reason i remembered this specific scene from Bratz when someone says "noT nice, sasha"
Sharp Cinnamonbun Who is that in your thumbnail? Lol
“we’re just gonna play with each other, in our own way” and other sentences you can’t take out of context of this video
im surprised dan didnt make a big deal out of that
bEcAuSe i SuRe DiD-
My cousin is called Jesus. .. and he was born the 24th of December. I'm not joking
Not quite the same but my friends dad is called Noel (Christmas in French) because he was born Dec 25th
My Jewish cousin is called yeshua and was born Christmas day 😂
They probably called him Jesus because he was born on that day
Don’t know about you guys, but I know that in Australia it’s illegal to name your child Jesus, Lucifer, Satan etc along with ANZAC
my aunt CHRISTina was born on the 25th of december
"Can i name my child satan" phil lester everyone!
*every emo, everyone!*
This only needs 9 more likes to hit 666 and I need it to happen
HOLY SHIT IT'S AT 666 LIKES, good thing I'm here!
If can feel the loop hole, no more GoogleFeud but man we should play literally the exact same game on cards. Who says these guys aren't clever.
this is what happens when phil swears to never use google feud anymore
Piper!!
+Piper McLean
Yo! I spotted you Piper lol.
yasss hello fellow demigods lol
marsgirl675 ooh nice! athena is so cool
4:36 i love the heterosexual voice phil puts on 😂
“What am I channeling right now?”
“Dissapointment”
*same*
Definitely with that spelling of *Disappointment* lmao
Morgan C hahaha yeah Ikr
Zena Turner I was channeling my inner Dan, the king of typos.
@@beingsocialwasnevermyforte Good save
“Why do americans....”
Honestly we don’t even know
lmao thats what i was thinking
You're not wrong
I love how he read all of them except “love guns” but we’re all wondering it across the sea anyway
Datcatperson true
*honestly*
If you're wondering:
Taken from the 'A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil in JAPAN!' video
Phil: "I wish for pandas to mate and increase in population."
Dan: "I wish for more people to appreciate Kanye as an artist, not who he is as a person."
FolkToe And now he cancelled him in 2018 and replaced stanning him with stanning SOPHIE. As many should.
Thanks I was wondering.
(Chants)
Ginger roots
GInger roots
GINger roots
GINGer roots
GINGEr roots
GINGER roots
GINGER Roots
GINGER ROots
GINGER ROOts
GINGER ROOTs
GINGER ROOTS
Look at him now.
Literally 12 seconds into the video and I’m already being attacked
So this is how they're trying to continue Google feud...
Never clicked that fast
Natalie Seiwi me neither
Natalie Seiwi same
Mood
Natalie Seiwi same
Natalie Seiwi wow same
"they're searching for a life" WELL DAAAAAN I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT TO BE ATTACKED.
DAAAAAAM DANIEL
@Jessie Jenkins It's a hell of a feeling though
Dan's diss to Greg was subtly meant for Onision, in this essay I will
that's what i thought too 😂
That’s what I was thinking omg
Does onion boy smoke?
@Brandi Manley oh sorry I was trying to understand the diss
Phil’s shirt is the one thing he doesn’t have
ROASTED
Oh my god
r..r...r......ROASTED!!!! 🤣🤣
ROASTED
Harsh
Time to be a smarty pants and answer three of these questions
1. Why did pirates wear earring? -- Pirates and all sailors wore gold earrings to pay for their funeral if they were to die at sea or their body be found adrift.
2. Do trees walk? -- Yes! There are several varieties of tree that are called walking trees, because they do slow cartwheels where their crown dips to the ground and becomes a root system and their roots grow leaves to become a crown, slowly moving them through the rainforest.
3. Why do Americans say herb without an H? -- The H is originally silent according to British English, having originated from the word 'erbe' in the 1500's, and gaining an H with the influence of the Latin word 'herba'. The H started to be pronounced in British English when the upper class tried to define their way of speaking against lower class people who had a habit of dropping all their H's in speech, saying hat as 'at' and head as 'ed'. Silent H's still exist though in the words 'hour' and 'honour' in British English.
Robert Gronewold this comment was actually awesome
wow, i didn’t know about the trees, thanks!
@@kathiehope I am thrilled to hear that.
Why do pirates wear eyepatches?
To train an eye to see better in the dark. Then they switch sides to do the same with the other one
@@avr7120 Which was proven to be rather not useful, because then there's spots in the vision after being so long under an eyepatch. So to see properly it'll take as much as time as an eye would normally adjust to darkness.
4:39 *this hits differently*
dan realises he has no clue
At this moment Daniel knew
He had no clue.
Just when dan said I didn’t have a life I realised I was drinking orange juice out of a family size Carton alone at home *watching dan and phil*
I was scarfing down a King sized kit kat bar in the rain
lmao
*why do Americans love guns*
-well we love anything that's easy to buy-
RIGHT?!!!
without a background check none the less
oof truuuuuue
That is too true
*facepalm*
scrolling through the comments looking for Gregs who feel attacked
Ashley Simpson have you found any yet? I haven’t
“Is it possible to die of the common cold?”
I-.....that didn’t age well....
ooooof... yikes
Same
Yikes
we call autumn fall because the leaves *fall* down
why stop there? why not call summer "shine" cause the sun shines?
@@nexgen696 Can I call winter freeze then?
AYYYYYE DAT PUN DOUGH
I call spring “practically nonexistent” at least fall still exists for me
Me, a Floridian: “ *Fall? * I don’t know her.” “Cold? Who’s that?“
.."they're looking desperately for the life they don't have..."
I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE ATTACKED.
Damn look at those curls. Extra floofy today!
*_d a m n d a n i e l_*
On the "should I stop" card my first thought was the first answer.
Same cause I already watched the video
Same but I haven’t watched this episode before 😆
Lindsey Foulks same!
Same
same I felt so proud
Dan: What am I channelling
Phil: *Disappointment*
Dan: Yea thats accurate
Dan is a mood
"We're gonna play with each other in this way" Phil, honey...
Every time Phil reads a card, you can see Dan's mind going to a bad place that he can't say on RUclips 😂 I see you
*also known as my mind*
Dan likes black
Phil likes blue
The children are screaming
They are coming for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are disturbing
I’m taking a poo
It's all black and blue....
roses are red
violets are blue
that's disturbing
and you know that too
I'm t-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d
These are amazing
“They’re searching desperately for the life they don’t have”
Omg Dan how did u know?!
yesss I thought the same thing
ITS ABOUT TIME FOR PINOF 10!!!!!! ❤💛💚💙💜
I'M SO EXCITED
tho they said it could even be a winter pinof
YES I NEED IT IN MY LIFE
omg this is the most likes i have ever gotten! thank you guys! ❤💛💚💙💜
"Somebody be our friend."
*crashes through kitchen window*
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
11:13 *Danny Gonzales fans have left the chat*
WHAT I WAS THINKING OM G
I'm still here...
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT WHATUP MY GREGS
HEY GREGS WASSUPP
Anyone else noticed that Dan actually won because he accidentally gave himself only one point for his first guess twice? Even though those should be two points lol
Loved the All or Nothing tho, so I'm not complaining
Dan also forgot to tell Phil to give himself his two points on the pirate one. So in total Dan got 7 and Phil should have 6 because he got two 3 pointers.
Dan's jumper made me experience a wave of thicc nostalgia
Phil: I wish I had a friend
Me: I’ll be your guys friend.
*friend, guys
Was that a typo? Intended? Me? A grammar police?
Nop I am sorry
we good
Yupppp same
let’s all be their friends
same sksk
@@victoricovers4328 i think it was "ur guys' friend"
Lmao I’m sadly an American and I agree with the rest of the worlds opinion of us. We actually suck
OMG yes
I agree with you....
Is it sad that there are so many Americans who agree or is it good?
@@andreaoftheyoutube9421 it's easier for America to change it's ways? (Since the world is kind of based on the majority rather than the minority.....so as long as most of the people agree on a matter, they will most likely accept the idea/concept, regardless of whether they take action tho)
We really do
“I’m team unprepared” Me turning up to exams
“I’m team disappointed” Me getting my grade back
same and then i'm team disappointment
"im team unprepared" me doing anything
Big mood
I turned up to a calculator paper... With out... Wait for it...
A CALCULATOR
Im early for once and i feel pressured to comment something funny
lmao same
Same
same omg
I screeched when Dan mentioned No Nut November 😂😂
The eye contact is what broke me.
LeatherLace&NuzzlingYourFace that was the highlight of the moment😂😂😂😂
When he looked at you specifically accusing you of weakness
Why is there always that one person with the pfp of one of the memebers of KPop (mostly BTS) and has a account name which is related to BTS?
why
deRp is that a bad thing?
'Why do Americans call Autumn for Fall"
BecAusE LEaf fALL dOwN
DAN AND PHIL: WE HAVE NO FRIENDS SOMEBODY BE FRIENDS WITH US
PHANDOM: WE ARE RIGHT HERE
DAN AND PHIL: NOBODY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS I GUESS
*PHANDOM SCREAMING IN THE BACKROUND*
Yes I identify as nobody
Lindsey Bradley *percy jackson fandom screaming in the backround*
can you REALLY blame them tho.
“Exercising makes me depressed” why is that so relatable?
Seriah Unstated. It’s literally the opposite. Exercising causes you to release endorphins which makes you happy.
the people who are searching should I stop smoking weed are also probably the people searching can trees scream
Julia Rose can confirm
Honestly
XD
The cool thing is that trees actually can scream just not in the way us humans do.
and do pandas have pouches
Just by looking at his facial expressions, you can tell HOW dirty Dan's mind is, he can't hide what he is thinking and I love him for that🤣🤣🤣 and their laugh at 8:20 gives me life ❤❤❤❤
What?
@@TheoTheCoolest what what????
What's dirty minded about that?
Do you even know who Dan is lol??😂 his entire personality and especially the inside jokes with phil is dirty minded. They are known for their innuendos. And you can see it on Dan's face when he knows he has said something the viewers will catch up on.
Idk if you got confused by my timestamp, I wasn't saying that this moment had anything to do with Dan's humor, I was just pointing out how cute his laugh was at that moment.
Dans hair in this video makes me want to cry in the best way
same tho
In a cool way
Don't cry, craft.
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
it's so cute
The moral of the story is:
Don't eat with one eye and drive
👏👏👏
Bethany M good life tip here
Important life rule.
Scientists have found that plants emit a high frequency sound when injured, so they kind of DO scream.
Gilles Stephany source?
O.o
Princess Crystalwriter please stop picking flowers it kills them :(
plants don't feel pain tho
sam no but they can tell when they’ve been injured. You don’t have to feel pain to tell when you’ve been injured, otherwise a lot of injuries wouldn’t be known about.
Yeah, get your life together, Greg
||-//
Phil managed to find a loophole to play google feud again! 😂
the "you wouldn't download a car" really gave me flashbacks to all those old commercials about pirating movies lmao
sameeeeeeeeee
I laughed so hard at that
I could here the intense "DUUU DU DU DU DU DU"
Unskippable, too.
ANYONE ELSE SCREAMING OVER PHIL’S GINGER ROOTS PEEKING IN HI
Phil: my natural color's a mousy br-
Phandom: loOk aT hiS GINGER ROOTS
Yes, but also....look at my name
Zoey M OH MY GOSH
I see some silver hairs too ;)))
@@itsbonniefay2417 NO NO NO NO NO STOP
Welcome back to dnpgames!!!!! Also I’m the first comment in 10 months :(
Appreciation moment for the little curl on Dan’s forehead
and the facial hair under phil's nose. he's becoming a man.
ya boi macm MY BABY IS FINALLY GROWING, IM SO PROUDDD. Oh and Dan is wearing an earing
It's so tiny