"When Ben Franklin was writing up the goddamn declaration of independence, there was no GUGGIDA GUGGIDA IN THERE!" Is probably the best jerma quote ever birthed from his vocal cords
To be fair, we do need to slow down as a society so we can actually enjoy things, but seeing Jerma rant about this in the most incoherent way in the middle of a stream because he’s losing at a video game is utterly hilarious
that is to say, unless all interent access worldwide just stopped working permanently for no particular reason... it sure would be a shame if that were to happen...
“Jerma. Turn back now. The layers of this game are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of Hakita.” -Gianni as Gabriel, probably
Some of these are not mutually exclusive. Communism is a resource distribution system that rejects private property. Anarchism is the organisation of power in the hands of all the people in the community equally. Primitivism is the rejection of modern technology. Traditionalism/conservatism is cringe. In Jerma's case the political ideology best describing his worldview would be "Amish Abraham". Oh oh political comment section
Jerma is the type of guy to convince you that humans can't handle the *guggada-guggada* but then murder the entire municipality of Ashwaubenon in 13 minutes flat
Guggitaguggita actually was in the original draft of the U.S. Constitution, but it was removed because when they reviewed it before signing, the Founding Fathers couldn't remember who added it.
jerma mowing the lawn: "jesus christ dude, like, hu-humans aren't meant to be doing this shit are you kidding me? we're supposed to be like, bringing bread to our villages in wheelbarrows and smashing rocks together and shit, humans- people aren't supposed to do this.."
The way Jerma's brain works is absolutely fascinating, I love everytime he goes into these nonsensical rants, it's not the first time he's said 'humans aren't supposed to be doing this!' on stream, it's incredible that he thinks the natural state of humans is to live in a small village with no modern tools where everything is done by hand and manpower. He's said the same thing about cars before and how he finds the concept of a car to be so weird and alien and unnatural, and for some reason I don't even believe it's a bit or a joke I think he legitimately believes these things.
I’m pretty sure the Declaration of Independence left some room for *GUGGITAGUGGITAGUGUGITAGUGGITAGUGUGITA* in there, it’s just in the really small advertising lettering in the corner
Well humans can beat games like darksouls, they can dominate those around them by playing games very fast, and sometimes human do more than god intended by going into space But this skinwalker? He has nothing on the indomitable human spirit
He has a point. Our ability to analyze and understand how the world works is based in the evolution of social behavior. Humans lacked the anatomy needed to hunt or survive effectively in their new Savannah habitat. Suriving in groups led to evolutionary pressure to become better at group work and cooperation, which made us more likely to survive. As a result of this, human brains began to evolve to better understand the thought processes and ideas of fellow humans. This became an evolutionary arms race within early humans ancestors, as those who could better understand, predict, and comprehend the thoughts and ideas of other hominins were more likely to cooperate succesfully and therefore survive to reproduce and pass those socializing genes to their kids. HOWEVER The ability to 'imagine' the complex social thought processes of another human can also be applied to the world around us, as the 'Starting state > process > end state' makes humans turing complete. We litterally evolved computer brains to play the game of socializing and ended up altering the world around us enough to create an exponential growth in quality of life. So be gentle on Jerma when his brain malfunctions, because all of our brains are evolved for a world of human socializing and wilderness survival, and modern society is entirely unnatural by it's nature. TL;DR: Human brains are evolved to understand other people's thoughts and not die in the wilderness. Modern society and tech has only been around for around 4k years of our total evolution, so it's okay if Jerma gets overwhelmed because realistically speaking Humans are not evolved for today's world and so stress is understandable, even for so called 'trivial things'. Okay bye now
Tbf, jerma kinda has a point. V2 was so difficult for me that it made my skill increase by so much that every other boss except the Gabriel rematch seemed so much easier in comparison
Yeah everything in modern society is at breakneck speed and makes an individual feel meaningless, so through being bad at the game jerma perfectly pointed out the flaws in modern life.
I love how chat just gaslights jerma into thinking he's insane. He is, literally, a normal guy. Heck, he might be the most chill and down to earth streamer I know. But his audience is just hellbent on proving he's deranged lol (I know it's just a collective joke, but it's still funny)
Funny how when he stopped overthinking the fight and focused on verbally gugaduhgugading the chat he just fell into a dub. I've quoted this nearly every time I've attempted to get more than a D on P-1
Jerma: "humans are meant to chop trees, build houses, bake bread, and say hello to other community members. Relax, hang out together, and take care of each other" his fans: "Amish Andy!"
I wasn't even clipping when this stream happened lol (jerma hasn't streamed in like a week and I ran out of new clips so I'm looking for older but golder moments and doing a high quality clip on them, only other clip I saw on this was 1 min and 20 seconds)
gotta love the chatter who said "Amish Andy" while Jerma was ranting about wheelbarrows and bakeries
Homestead Andy
Technophobe streamer
how are bakeries amish
Unabomber Andy
@@mallusaihthis person has NEVER gotten baked lmao
"When Ben Franklin was writing up the goddamn declaration of independence, there was no GUGGIDA GUGGIDA IN THERE!"
Is probably the best jerma quote ever birthed from his vocal cords
I like how he consistently expects V2 to come out of the wrong window and when he breaks through the front window he seems surprised
Ultrakill must die new mechanic
imagine being V2 and suddenly V1 is coming at you with a shotgun like "WHOS THE QUAKER OATS GUY< WHY DID YOU SAY THE QUAKER OATS GUY"
To be fair, we do need to slow down as a society so we can actually enjoy things, but seeing Jerma rant about this in the most incoherent way in the middle of a stream because he’s losing at a video game is utterly hilarious
Slowing down as a society wouldn’t benefit us at this point, though?
@@HabitualThinker Pretty sure it would, humans are arguably unhappier than ever right now
that is to say, unless all interent access worldwide just stopped working permanently for no particular reason... it sure would be a shame if that were to happen...
@@deer8071 That all sounds great but society would completely collapse, millions would die
@@HabitualThinker Bruh, what are you talking about, of course it would. Do you even know how many people are stressed out of their minds?
The best part of this playthrough was Hakita (dev) and Gianni (VA for Gabriel) watching along and roasting him on Twitter.
how rude of them to harass an elderly man just trying to enjoy a video game like that
“Jerma. Turn back now. The layers of this game are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of Hakita.”
-Gianni as Gabriel, probably
@@Swagmaster1102 And then Goku showed up
@@aFurisk And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the white and Monty Python Holy Grails' Black Knight
@@TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis
Image being called a communist, a traditional conservative and an anarcho-primitivist all in a span of a minute talking
twitter
Its all the same thing in a way. Horse shoe theory andy
@@TheManinBlack9054 traditional convservatism - the most politically extreme ideology
@@peterdumpel5729 fascism 💀
Some of these are not mutually exclusive.
Communism is a resource distribution system that rejects private property.
Anarchism is the organisation of power in the hands of all the people in the community equally.
Primitivism is the rejection of modern technology.
Traditionalism/conservatism is cringe.
In Jerma's case the political ideology best describing his worldview would be "Amish Abraham". Oh oh political comment section
"and there's like a baker and a butcher" and a quest giver too i bet
That would be the candlestick maker.
Yeah because medieval villages only exist in video games
@@mythcat1273That's true though, medieval villages no longer exist
Jerma is the type of guy to convince you that humans can't handle the *guggada-guggada* but then murder the entire municipality of Ashwaubenon in 13 minutes flat
he doesn't like others being able to play with his own god like powers
*"Humans aren't supposed to do this. We're supposed to thresing wheats and died of smallpox."*
-Max0r, sentient editing software
Guggitaguggita actually was in the original draft of the U.S. Constitution, but it was removed because when they reviewed it before signing, the Founding Fathers couldn't remember who added it.
future jerma tried time traveling to include guggadaguggada in the constitution so present society would've prepared jerma to be good at a video game
it definitely was not ben franklin
My favorite comment is someone calling him jermadiah
jerma mowing the lawn:
"jesus christ dude, like, hu-humans aren't meant to be doing this shit are you kidding me? we're supposed to be like, bringing bread to our villages in wheelbarrows and smashing rocks together and shit, humans- people aren't supposed to do this.."
whenever im shooting a gun a lot in a game, i always remember the ben franklin quote "gugu-guguh-guhguhdu"
I don't think Jerma here is supposed to be human in the first place
Watching jerma constantly trying to guess how humans are supposed to behave like it my favorite part of his stream
He should’ve been a wolf-lion hybrid mix
that's why he can play ultrakill
1:28 I have never seen so many facial expressions in such a short time period
He's morphing
Jerma's understanding of a human society is an RPG starting village
The way Jerma's brain works is absolutely fascinating, I love everytime he goes into these nonsensical rants, it's not the first time he's said 'humans aren't supposed to be doing this!' on stream, it's incredible that he thinks the natural state of humans is to live in a small village with no modern tools where everything is done by hand and manpower. He's said the same thing about cars before and how he finds the concept of a car to be so weird and alien and unnatural, and for some reason I don't even believe it's a bit or a joke I think he legitimately believes these things.
Unabomber vibes
He's right
He's totally right though humans didn't evolve to be able to survive a car crash we evolved to roam the savannah and stab a boar
they are true
Don`t Forget Jerma is also terrified of ovens
Leave some room for GUGGITAGUGGITA
“Humans are supposed to be hunting animals and dying of cholera not doing this shit”
I love that he inadvertently proves his point of a substitute teacher not being that smart, by misusing the word "underestimate" in the same sentence
Jerma accidentally invents kropotkins theory of mutual aid
ranting about not being a Quaker while beating v2 is peak Jerma
I’m pretty sure the Declaration of Independence left some room for *GUGGITAGUGGITAGUGUGITAGUGGITAGUGUGITA* in there, it’s just in the really small advertising lettering in the corner
imagine making a videogame so FUCKED it turns someone amish
THERE WAS NO "gugeda gugeda" IN THE CONSTITUTION 💀
This stream was even more chaotic than the game itself, which is pretty impressive. Probably one of my favourite jerma streams
Well humans can beat games like darksouls, they can dominate those around them by playing games very fast, and sometimes human do more than god intended by going into space
But this skinwalker? He has nothing on the indomitable human spirit
Thank you for this video. You have no idea how much I laughed at the Ben Franklin part.
"There was no time for *_guggudah guggudah..._* I just beat it.... 😳"
Chat question marking Jerma as if this isn’t his normal behaviour
Jerma and his classic 17th century boomer rants. Proof that he is hundreds if not thousands of years old.
He has a point.
Our ability to analyze and understand how the world works is based in the evolution of social behavior.
Humans lacked the anatomy needed to hunt or survive effectively in their new Savannah habitat.
Suriving in groups led to evolutionary pressure to become better at group work and cooperation, which made us more likely to survive.
As a result of this, human brains began to evolve to better understand the thought processes and ideas of fellow humans.
This became an evolutionary arms race within early humans ancestors, as those who could better understand, predict, and comprehend the thoughts and ideas of other hominins were more likely to cooperate succesfully and therefore survive to reproduce and pass those socializing genes to their kids.
HOWEVER
The ability to 'imagine' the complex social thought processes of another human can also be applied to the world around us, as the 'Starting state > process > end state' makes humans turing complete.
We litterally evolved computer brains to play the game of socializing and ended up altering the world around us enough to create an exponential growth in quality of life.
So be gentle on Jerma when his brain malfunctions, because all of our brains are evolved for a world of human socializing and wilderness survival, and modern society is entirely unnatural by it's nature.
TL;DR:
Human brains are evolved to understand other people's thoughts and not die in the wilderness.
Modern society and tech has only been around for around 4k years of our total evolution, so it's okay if Jerma gets overwhelmed because realistically speaking Humans are not evolved for today's world and so stress is understandable, even for so called 'trivial things'.
Okay bye now
But jerma isnt human...
Anthropologist Andy
love how this is refrenced in the ultrakill steam store page
one of my favorite moments
Jerma not knowing about the ctrl key frustrates me to no end
the advanced language processing in his artificial brain bugged out a bit there, he went Australian
Tbf, jerma kinda has a point. V2 was so difficult for me that it made my skill increase by so much that every other boss except the Gabriel rematch seemed so much easier in comparison
Yeah everything in modern society is at breakneck speed and makes an individual feel meaningless, so through being bad at the game jerma perfectly pointed out the flaws in modern life.
I love how chat just gaslights jerma into thinking he's insane. He is, literally, a normal guy. Heck, he might be the most chill and down to earth streamer I know. But his audience is just hellbent on proving he's deranged lol (I know it's just a collective joke, but it's still funny)
@@qwertydavid8070Yeah tbh part of what's refreshing with Jerma is he's older and not fully brainrotted
Can somebody PLEASE make a "jerma tweakin' compilation"
Boy do I have a video for you
Why
I, for some reason, cannot get over the way he says "houses".
Jerma says humans aren’t supposed to be like “Gigida gigida,” but be completely forgot about people with adhd and how that’s exactly what they’re like
He thought that Benjamin Franklin wrote the constitution
Love when he goes off and making the entire chat go ???
0:48 Worst Face 2022 candidate
edit: nvm this whole video is a compilation of worst face candidates
Did jerma just got possessed by a cockney orphan from old british?
Funny how when he stopped overthinking the fight and focused on verbally gugaduhgugading the chat he just fell into a dub. I've quoted this nearly every time I've attempted to get more than a D on P-1
The best part is that jerma is not human at all.
Amish Jerma character arc
Jerma's idea of human society is a city builder
He looks like Nancy pelosi in the thumbnail
CRUEL commenter
@@kenetickups6146Loathsome commenter
It's rather presumptuous and arrogant for Jerma to be telling humans what they should and shouldn't be doing.
Most Sane Twitter User
no streamer has ever received more question marks than jerma
Jerma questions his humanity while playing ULTRAKILL
here's to him sticking around for act iii
As a Pennsylvanian, I'm very happy to be affiliated with William Penn
Shakes in his voices are so real.
he got so mad he started freestyling The Dispossessed
How did he descend this far into insanity after ten fucking minutes
In a sense, the fact that the sounds produced go far beyond anything humans were ever meant to make or hear is entirely the point of Heavy Metal.
The Quaker Oats guy is William Penn?! That's crazy!
weirdest way to warn humanity about AGI, but I'll take it!
Jerma looks like an AI in this clip it’s legitimately uncanny
Ted kaczynski
The fact he uses only pump shot gun is painful
Ultrakill players when one does not have the reaction time of a praying mantis on crack:
The amish were right all along
List of Amish misses:
Devil May Quaker
1:40 the jerma strat
gugguhduh gugguhduh forever
2:48 humans aren't supposed to play games XD
guggida guggida
For anyone wondering the chatter who called jerma "Amish Andy" is cobhopper i believe
traditional values andy
What could Jerma know about what a human would or wouldn't do
Wouldn't gugguda-gugguda-gugguda in olden times just be sending people to war? Which like, they were known to do?
Unabomber Andy
Damn, you beat me to it... i won't delete it tho
Delete it or I'll strangle you last warning
Wait, was he actually a substitute teacher?
Insane streamer goes on unintelligible rant about humans
Anprim andy
20 yeeeeeeears
i loved the part where he let us peep the horror why'd you cut that out man
Jerma: "humans are meant to chop trees, build houses, bake bread, and say hello to other community members. Relax, hang out together, and take care of each other"
his fans: "Amish Andy!"
Why did it take you like a year to decide to upload this clip
I wasn't even clipping when this stream happened lol (jerma hasn't streamed in like a week and I ran out of new clips so I'm looking for older but golder moments and doing a high quality clip on them, only other clip I saw on this was 1 min and 20 seconds)
Supposed*
4:10 that realization HURT him
From now on, i will start calling every shooter game i play a *Guggita-guggita-guggita.*