Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker - Angry Review!
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- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2019
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My Angry Rant minutes after seeing Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker TWICE! This is the Non-Spoiler Review, we will be doing a spoiler extended discussion soon!
**Getting a lot of comments on my lightsaber! I can tell you more in an upcoming video!
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We waited 4 years to find out Snoke was a test tube baby.
Of who? Luke cloned from his hand?
noone gives a shit about snoke
@@MrXmoda
Literally everyone cared about him until the last jedi.
@@isr2879 really? I don't have any social media accounts, other than RUclips if that counts, so I don't keep up with what people are talking about but my brothers and i all thought that snoke was a very underwhelming villain from the start. One of the few things I actually liked about the last the jedi is that they killed snoke. Idk maybe it's just me but I've also never liked palpatine either and this movie didn't change that, he was the worst part of the film for me
and....?
The Skywalker saga concluded with Return of the Jedi. The End.
And it began with Episode 1.
There was never a episode 7, 8 & 9!
;-)
Star Wars ended then. It wasn't perfect but compared to the Prequels and Sequels it's a masterpiece.
Everything since the original trilogy has been sporadically interesting and if better executed could have been decent.
And most of us thought that was a pretty ropey film when it came out...
The Empire is soundly defeated by little teddy bears FFS.
The first two films were classics though. The first being a fantastic action fantasy and the second stepping into sci-fi film-noir territory; putting it so far ahead of the other films it cannot be overstated.
Except return of the Jedi sucks and this movie didn’t.
@@joezacc235 sure
I loved Finns beautifully written lines throughout the film
“REY!!!!” 😭🙌
All that bitch does is scream in the movie. Or say idk just because.
lmao that’s what i was telling my gf, all he did was scream “REY!!!”. It was fucking annoying!!!!
How about the other one? “RREEEEEEEEEYY”. Lol
xD
You seen HISHE yet?
The great Finn his entire arc, chasing around Rey for some sweet ass.
I just want to know when did palpatine smash
He didn't smash he just made a clone of himself who smashed Reyes mother to make rey wait a minute isn't that still palpatine smashing Rey's mother?
U mean… Rey's father was Palpatine's CLONE ??
Naaah, I'm not buying that.
@@demizson576 no bro its true, he made a young clone of himself
SSG MAGESTY when was that said in the movie? (I know it was in the book but you shouldn’t have to buy another twenty dollar book just to understand it)
@@Cringekeen hell yeah ;)
I think Jeremy Jahns summarized this trilogy perfectly:
"Its made by people that kinda know Star War-ish things but have no idea what Star Wars is"
Sabbath388 100% it’s made by a Comitee not by fans or knowledgeable people.
Exactly. It was made by corporate suits that have no knowledge of Star Wars, that have no love, passion or vision for it.
These sequels are cash-ins. Just think, Force Awakens released very soon after Disney acquired LucasFilm (only 3 years). I think it was rushed out the door by Disney to kickstart the money train for Disney’s Star Wars canon
The movies were made by a bunch of nihilists who thought that they could do a better job than George.
It also feels like it was made by people who had no vision or story to tell with this franchise.
Joe is more looking sad than angry
*and that makes me angry*
Optic Comics it’s 3:00 in the morning lol
The Dark Side of the force is strong with him.
@@burnedbat680 The dark side of the force is a pathway to staying up till hours of the night some might consider to be.. Unnatural.
Star masterc that was hilarious
I left sad. They almost had it. There was some eh parts but they were so close! Then that last 5 mins...broke my heart.
Random woman: Who are you?
Rey:
Me: Don't you say it, I swear to god!
Rey: I'm Rey....Skywalker!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ironically, a palpatine is saying that.
Me toooooo !!! Nooo
Me to Rey: You stupid bitch
NO GOD PLEASE NO
felt like she stole the name, rey had no connection to the Skywalkers whatsoever she didnt even get to know Luke Skywalker.
I like how the prequel memes are outlasting the sequels.
There’s sequel films ?!
@@olliedewsall he’s referring to episodes 7 and after
@@Ambatubossu woosh
they may have had their problems but at least they knew where they were going. Can't say the same for the sequels...
Prequels are so much more better. Yes dialogue is wooden but still the story make sense.
So Anakin basically died for no reason as the “chosen one”
Exactly, his sacrifice was pointless
Anakin was a failure. He was supposed to be the chosen one, but wasn´t for WAY too long. Yes he betrayed the emperor- after the jedi were slaughtered and God knows how many people died from the war with the rebels, and countless civilians opressed and murdered.
@@bernardoheusi6146 was he? he was a mere pawn in the never ending war between Jedi and Sith , no one really gave a shit about him and his needs, no one cared about him as a person, his needs did not matter. He was manipulated by Palpatine and used by Jedi. No wonder he snapped;
Bernardo Heusi um the chosen one was meant to being balance to the force. 2 sith vs hundreds of jedi. Yeah not exactly balanced. He kills all the jedi but yoda and obi wan. Meaning 2 vs 2. Aka balance.
moneymaker21596 yes and that is why i’m so angry
Star Wars: Rise of Angry Joe's Blood Pressure
More like Rise of Loud Headphones.
More like Star Wars: Rise Of The Fans!”
$40,000 says they scrap this movie and reboot the franchise.
Star Wars: Endlame
Joe: *says 2 sentences about how he hates the movie*
*Cuts to clip of revnge of the Sith with someone's face cropped in*
Joe: *says anoter 2 sentences about how he hates the movie*
*Cuts to clip of revnge of the Sith with someone's face cropped in*
Saved you 25 mins lol
The sequel trilogy did an injustice to Anakin, Luke, Leia & Han
Fr4nco_174 true
The prequels did an injustice to the back story of Star Wars. Star Wars ended with Return of the Jedi.
Yeah literally buried Anakin’s lightsaber IN SAND
@@samuraigeorge71 the prequels existed before they were made into films.
@@elastronomer8462 Not true. Lucas wrote the awful Phantom Menace script in the mid 1990's. He only had a few vague ideas for what the prequels could be before then.
I swear my little nephew wrote the film with names like “Finn, Rey and Poe” and the first order turning into the “last order” so cheesy
I dont have an issue aith the naming of the main cast, I prefer simple names over overly 'high fantasy' names. Star Wars has always been a franchise with very consise naming. Han. Luke. Maul. All very clear monosyllabilic names. Ana-kin. Obi-Wan. Pad-me. Two syllables but still very simple and straight forward.
So tldr: the naming for the cast is perfectly fine, I agree on the naming of everything else tho, its getting rediculous
I don't mind the names. I thought the last order was sort of like a punchline to a joke that didn't land very well. It just felt a bit... nah. I got the impression that people didn't much care for e Empire, but not everything was awful for the bulk of the galaxy's population, but the last order is just plainly super evil for shits and giggles, so I just thought it was incredibly stupid.
Okay thats just nitpicking
@@SinWeissfell the last order makes it sound like palp knew he was gonna lose
You mean Final Order
Its obvious now that Disney had no plan going in to this trilogy other than to make money.
now? they have admitted as such while making them. thats not a secret.
It’s more insulting cause they flaunted this by basically saying everyone is a moron and will buy anything with Star Wars slapped on it. Disney Star Wars is not cannon and nobody can change my mind. I’m sticking with EU and KOTR
This movie was good in my opinion... y’all are so negative
Mike DeCarlo ya basic
Daisy Ridley left crying after the movie. I only hope she isnt hurt too bad. I felt she was still a cool Rey.
"I went in with low expectations, and i was still disappointed"
Yup, just like us.
Not me. I liked it.
@@Amiga500_User probably one of the few
@@koala201211 to be honest, the film by itself is not too bad, but the trilogy as a whole was disappointing part
@@jimd603 the trilogy just shouldn't exist
Amiga500_User you liked the new trilogy cause you are a child who doesn’t have any respect for the other Star Wars movies , such shame
the chosen one prophecy that’s been around for over a millennia lasts for 30 years and then one of the most powerful sith to exist comes back like it’s nothing. like wtf
Yeah it's like what the fuck
Well, legends say Sith DID lived for unnatural long time. Very few, but they did. They were pure madness and shit in it, but they could drain the energy of their sacred places and drain other Sith to drag this for a very long time.
"who are you"
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey Rey Binks"
That would actually make sense. Rey is a descendent of the Sith. Darth Jar Jar is her grandmother.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Disney The Sequel?"
Boo
Disney shall now and forever be known as Cancer Mouse! That is all.
Darth mickey
is it possible to forget the sequels?
*squeakwel
I used to think the sequel was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy
It's a bad fanfic. Not a canon. I'll treat it this way. Luke, Leia and Han deserve better conclusion.
Abrams is a good comedian. Which is weird seeing how he can only steal the work of others
Joker reference
I’m gonna be a cynic and point out that comedies don’t end with death in plays, but the joke still works. Good one.
Joker reference
The dialogue for Fin must have been a nightmare for the actor to remember. “Ray!!-Ray!!”
Strange, this movie has been out for a year, available easily everywhere... And I still don't even want to see it.
Good, good, let the hate flow through you.
Lol
Hey, its night rider.
Is a movie this bad legal?
The hate is strong with this one master.
@Siedler Joe No no. I've absolutely enjoyed every Star wars movie ever made until the last Jedi. I hate that movie with the passion and if this is anything like it........
*Spoilers
Sure let’s just bury the lightsabers on Tatooine:
- A place Anakin hated (sand, along with his mother being tortured to death there)
- A place Luke wanted off of (his aunt & uncle also murdered)
- A place Leia had no connection to aside from being a slave to Jabba
...Forget somewhere respectable like say Padme’s grave on Naboo
Because 'member Tatooine.
So don't bury them where the entire Skywalker family started from and whose saga is ending? Okay.
Dude, it was done there and that way for the OT memberberries... like everything else in this trilogy.
That would've been amazing right next to their mother, but that would've made more sense.
honestly? I didn’t even consider padmes grave until reading this comment. it would’ve felt even MORE full circle than going to tatooine. this movie wasn’t a complete failure, and JJ was written into a corner, but he chose to retcon TLJ which was bound to stir up divisiveness among fans
Can we just agree that return of the Jedi is the last movie in the Skywalker saga.
That’s big factsss
Yep absolutly
Yes
No ones disagreeing with u there
There's how many movies in this franchise? 15 if we count the christmas specials? And among 15, only the 2 originals are really good, everything else is flawed as hell (and some are even unwatchable). I honestly don't understand how such a defective franchise is still alive and popular, it makes no sense whatsoever
After seeing the whole trilogy my first thought is, “wait a minute, how did this happen we’re smarter than this”
Remember when people thought Finn would have an actual character arc. People thought he'd be a Storm Trooper revolutionary or a Jedi apprentice. 🤣
In the end, he was nothing 😔
Not me I always knew he was going to be comedic relief
This trilogy should have been about Finn, not Mary Sue Rey
Or the son of snoke and snoke was mace windu..... crazy theories
Disctete That was false advertising and I hated it!
Joe: YOU DONE..
RUclips: *looks at joe with demonetization papers*
Joe:.... you know what you did
*still gets demonotized and copyright striked anyways*
"RUclips, the best streaming website of all time"
😂😂😂
I respect the man for trying; hey, folks need to earn a living. But also, I would have respected him if he had gone full bore expletives and epithets.
no
Joe should have said that with the Saints Row reboot.
One of my favorite parts was where they tell us that Star Destroyers need an external navigational device, because they don't know which direction is up. Classic. Or the bit where you need a magic triangle to help you navigate through some red storm, which only covers a tiny fraction of the space surrounding Exegol. Not to mention that Exegol is a "super secret Sith base" where Emperor Palpatine has been building a super fleet out of thin air, is SO SECRET, that literately everyone has heard of it and that Luke almost found it. Strange how we're only hearing about it now. Luke could have brought it up at some point in The Last Jedi, but I guess he was too busy hiding like a coward and milking sea cows.
"Hey, guys, let's make the dagger that killed her parents ALSO a key for finding the other Sith wayfinder." "Oh my god, a reusable plot device. It's so magical" "Well, no, it isn't, but the kids will think so." "That is so Disney, perfect."
Finn is scary, he kills all his First Order old friends like they were dogs.
They werent his friends what are you talking about?
@@Tuhqa Yes they were, he lived with them his entire life, and he only left in the first place because of a friend of his dying in combat! The next day, he is shooting the place killing his friends. This kind of thing is what makes the Traitor scene so unique, because Nines and Finn were childhood friends, and the last time they see each other is in a fight to the death.
@@elcabron888 Finn behaves like a schoolkid who kills his classmates. And such a monster is Disneys Hero. What a great example for the american youth ....and shows exactly how fucked up Disney is
Dude he had only one friend and he died in the battle he was first seen
İntroduced sorry couldn’t remember the word
I pirated it and i feel like Disney owes me money.
Oscar Gold or 2 hours of your life back
Lmao 🤣 bro thank you, you made my day
😂 omg hahahaha!!!
@Deborah RahnPaying for free things makes you a loser.
Well if you're an overprivledged, spoilt millennial, that would definitely add up.
When I went to see it, I was wondering, "man, how are they going to introduce and explain the emperor's return, is he going to force ghost his way into Kylo's graces, is he going to show up on a shuttle and overpower Kylo, is he...
Title Crawl: EMPEROR PALPATINE IS ALIVE AND BROADCASTS HIS SINISTER PLAN TO THE GALAXY NEGATING ANY POTENTIAL STRATEGIC ADVANTAGE HE OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE HAD
Me: Oh...
I can't believe 5 out of 10 that's giving the movie way way way way way too much credit I disagree with your rating
Samuel Jackson should have Tweeted "Guess I should have used 2 Lightsabers"
jason fasthorse ALL this time...who knew?!...one more sabre would have done it!
Umm he was winning with one saber against palpatine and almost killed him. Anakin cut his hand off and then mace was killed
@@dspada27 Yeah the joke is Rey is stupidly and unfoundedly overpowered. Luke is still the chosen one and yet Rey gets plot hole powers.... idk about you but i see some pretty big problems with that.
@@dspada27 Was he really? I just assumed Palpatine was faking the weak sith lord schtick to trick Anakin into joining the dark side.
@@prophetblood1 lol, unfoundly plot holes in a scifi fantasy. Guess those jedi and sith have some scientific unproven telekinetic powers that should scale relatively to your training. lol
This latest trilogy is basically just "Star wars: why did you do that"
The answer: "cash grab"
Damn why does everyone think the Star Wars movies were bad? (The new ones) I actually thought they were good. I’m not a hardcore Star Wars fan though. Just a regular fan.
@@thesweeterthingsindeath they're not necessarily bad movies but, they really fuck with the established lore (there is a lot of extended universe materials from video games comics and books that is really good and people love) and they make a lot of unnecessary and suboptimal story decisions and shoehorn social justice bravado.
I can't believe they pulled the whole "Will Rey fall to the dark side?" switcheroo TWICE.
Wasn't even any good lightsaber battles in the entire trilogy.
That's actually fucking true
I thought the throne room fight was pretty good if that counts, if you look closer there’s some choreography problems but it doesn’t ruin it. It would have been really good if that was the climax of the entire trilogy
@@cheeseisjar3058 I just hate how Rey kicks three guys with one kick, Kylo hits the ground for no reason, and enemies randomly throw away their weapons.
@@bbandthesv I really don’t remember the choreography that well but plot wise I think it’s a pretty good scene it just needed to be the end of part three instead of part two
@@cheeseisjar3058 yeah Snoke could've been a great villian
I don't know if George Lucas Sequel Trilogy would have been any good, but I can guarantee you one thing he would have planned it out and continued the story in a way that made sense.
George's sequel trilogy was gonna be about han and leias twins and their younger son and with their oldest son Jacen turning to the dark side killing Luke's wife and the jedi students and the main characters would've been Jaina solo, anakin solo and Ben Skywalker, with the whills and darth caedus/Jacen solo as the main antagonists of the trilogy, if you read the books in the 80s the whills created the midichlorians basically anakin and they controlled the origins of the dark side of the force, and the Skywalkers were their puppets
And darth plaguies was gonna be in this trilogy too, he's the only sith( in the comics) that can be resurrected
It would have sucked same way the prequels did
@@dayburks you sure you didn't just get that from the expanded universe books pre-Disney as opposed to what Lucas's plans for the next trilogy really were?
@@darthtwerk6899 he also said it in a interview
*Sees angry rant in the title*
Me: This is where the fun begins
Joe: You know what you did
Ah. The negotiator
Hahaha
@Siedler Joe bad characters are bad characters aimed at children or not
🤣🤣
Siedler Joe stop copy and pasting your fucking comment
5/10 is being incredibly generous
I just watched the film, I hated it. I felt like they didn't deserve anything they did with it. Thank you for saving me the cinema ticket when it was out. Love you AJS
I was warned not to waste my money on the cinema, I didn't listen. Never again.
I can feel your anger... it gives you focus makes you stronger.
Ha ha
Even Palpatine cannot use his sith powers to save the Star Wars you love.
He almost did with the power of lighting, I mean cheese.
Noooooooooooooooooooooh!?!
Ironic.
They wasted Palpatine return in such a predictable way.
I don’t know much about Star Wars stuff to be honest, but I have seen the first 7 movies.
When Joe is so pissed he can't even say "You done fucked it up!" Without stuttering with anger you know he is truly angry.
1:43 the way Joe explains the movie sounds like Todd Howard describing a Fallout 76 expansion 😂
SIX-TEEN times the detail!
it just works
Finn's whole character is just running in and screaming a characters name at the top of his lungs lol
*Runs in * ....."REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!"
Yeah, that's why the idea of Rose was good... moving Finn past his puppy dog crush, letting his character grow up a bit. Of course, it was poorly done, like pretty much everything in TLJ, but the idea wasn't a bad one.
The dude is wacky ethnic sidekick to like at least 4 other characters in this trilogy.
It’s sad because his character had the potential to be great but they fucking ruined him
They made Finn into the biggest friend zoned simp in the galaxy. To top it off they totally forgot about his “Secret” that he wanted to tell Rey 😂😂😂. Pathetic writing.
Rose was used the wrong way in TLJ
It would have been better if the romance was more ambigious or slowly develops in TLJ
Rose and Finn should had have an argument about whether to save more lives at the risk of the mission
Phasma should have brutally executed Rose. Finn should have savagely killed Phasma in return, hands burnt and covered in blood
I feel like they should have redone TLJ before doing Episode 9
I also feel like I am a better director and US President
I've said it on twitter, stories from round the campfire. No cohesion, no consistency, no clue. If you don't understand the lore, you can't direct the lore.
This is why you start with story, and then write the screenplay. There should be people with a whole job that's just "story" and THEN you start writing dialogue and casting and all that jazz. This was a master class in doing litterally everything wrong with the most beloved franchise of all time
To he honest, having a good story doesn't necessarily mean that you'll have good dialogue. One can have a very good idea for a plot but struggle with writing the nuanced details. In fact, that is a popular notion that many people have with the prequels as they had many interesting ideas but the nuances, details, and other executions are questionable. On the flipside, it is possible to have a flawed story that is told with decent dialogue.
That being said, you are right that Disney has neither of these things with the sequel trilogy.
Star Wars: The Last Straw
The horses galloping along the star destroyer makes me think JJ has actually lost his mind.
I laughed so fucking hard at this scene. Unbelievable lol
I thought they were originally supposed to rush the tower? In that way it makes sense.
But since we look at it as a movie, the idea is absurd.
i thought it made sense if they had gone with speeders the first order could have jammed them. did none of you idiots watch the movie? the guy says jam their speeders and the other guy is like they arent using speeders. it was a smart move so stop bitching about nothing
Tounushi how do they even have it in the ship? Do they have like a stable inside? Like... hmmm. I dont get the logic here
@@captainhindsight4206 And horses are better?
Palpatine had a family? Guess he executed Order 69
Seriously, how does a guy like that even get laid?
@@davidkoziar1811 I did not watch this trainwreck yet, but in reddit there are people quoting him: "I made preparations when my seed was still strong" if this is true, this film is cursed.
It makes no sense. Rey is younger than Kylo (Anakin's grandson) and her father (Palpatine's son) is younger than Leia, and Anakin was about 40 years younger than Palpatine, so it was the crinkly old (post RoTS) emperor that was making children to start this bloodline. If they're realistically going to connect Rey to Palpatine, they need at least one more generation in there.
Yeah.. 69 dont make many kids.. maybe you should just stick with 420 mkay.
@I Don't Get The Joke so he just grabbed them by the pussy?
When I saw the leaks, I couldn't believe it could be that bad. When it came out to be true, the sequel trilogy became dead to me. When I find people to be praising this movie to be better than the original and prequel trilogies combined, I lose hope.
Force awakens was "good" because the entire plot is episode IV with a skin .
The Force Awakens is a remake of A New Hope.
It's like they started a restaurant, had the best staff, ambience, furniture, location, and when they had the grand opening, realized they forgot to hire chefs.
No one was taking a taste while cooking
Or served human shit on a gold plate and expected you to enjoy it.
Well it seems like the audience likes it
The only moment that stuck with me:
Chewie finally got the medal he deserved in ANH ending...
I honestly thought that was super cringe. It was really out of place
@@tobi79777 I agree. It was so pandering I thought I might have to remove a Disney nose from my bhole.
He got that in the comics, I think the one in this movie is Han’s
@@tobi79777 Apparently Female ET Whats her face Maz is the keeper of all missing Star Wars tidbits....
I thought that was hilarious.
Rey: "I'm a super duper Jedi who force healed a mass murderer and a giant space snake."
Poe: "I've been injured pretty badly through most of this movie. Could you heal me?"
Rey:
Dude he only got shot in the arm. He's fine.
@@Excalibur-je5pkFrom a blaster...
You do realize what any assortment of weapons can do to an arm with one shot right?
And by that sentence I can say, "Well it should be easy to quickly heal his arm"
@@A-Rather-Dubious-Character obviously it wasn't a big deal as it was never brought up again and never hindered Poe in any way
Excalibur 4249 that just sounds like lazy writing to me
@@johng.6174 I mean, let's be honest here, most of the new trilogy was lazy writing lol
I actually laughed when Rey put the knife up to the Death Star to locate the wayfinder. I thought that was the absolute dumbest part of the movie.
The poor Senate is 120 years old in this movie, we all know Palpatine wasn't suppose to be the villain of this triology.
Palpatine is only back because RJ fucked up by killing Snoke off
@@markpugh6808 honestly i think despite what everyone says there was a plan, but there was also a lot of leeway given to come up with their own story, and I think killing off Snoke was part of the plan. I think JJ Abrams screwed the pooch on episode 9 all by himself. I now think the mistakes in episode 8 are nothing compared to episode 9's mistakes, and it makes Episode 8 look amazing. At least episode 8 was a soap opera in space, and not a non stop action movie. I definitely now wish Rian Johnson did episode 9 as well lol. Pretty crazy coming from someone who loved Lost, and Super 8, but yeah JJ Abrams needs to go back to creating tv shows cause he apparently can't tell a full story in 2 hours.
Travis Hur it goes both ways bro, if JJ directed all 3 movies himself we wouldn’t have gotten this mess, and neither would it have happened if the original director for episode 9 wasn’t fired. The episode 9 we got is JJ trying to make the vision he left in his “magic box” reach were he wanted it to go, making it feel like 2 episodes in one, but it doesn’t hit home because it is rushed as hell and episode 8 is even worst now because it didn’t lead to nothing, killing Snoke was meaningless because he is just a fake Palpatine, the Darkside Cave that made you think Rey was a clone didn’t mean anything or a stupid metaphor on the paths Rey could take, Rey’s parents being nobody’s was a lie since one of them was the son of the fricking Emperor, Rose had no scenes on episode 9. In one hand I’m happy episode 8 will not be mentioned again, on the other hand it’s just sad that Episode 8 is a pointless movie for the franchise, 2 hours+ of nothing!
Mark Pugh could’ve. Brought snoke back
@@travis5665 wait for the snyder cu-, jarjar cut? the actors got paid doing well enough, wipe this trilogy out with a super force amoeba eating the timeline and presto
Kathleen Kennedy : I may have gone too far in a few places.
Whaaaat noooo she did well..... If her goal was to make a flaming bag of spicy poo
Obviously not far enough for realising to leave
Alex: You piece of shit.
dustisdeadbodies85 J J is stylistically designed to be this way
the force awaken is also terrible. nothing new just copy and pasted and it was awfully executed.
16:22 'There's no emotion in the film.'
Literally what I felt with every film in this trilogy. Just saying.
THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
"That's not how any of this works!"
That's not how character arcs work
That's not how the joke works
ya especially when they transferred real world objects through the force. Such a ridiculous power that makes no sense
@@T--kq3pj thats not how the comments work
That scene of Anakin screaming and burning to near-death perfectly describes the current state of Star Wars. It's in constant pain and indescribable agony, yet it will never die. It will forever suffer until Disney burns down with it.
But at least he still has that one arm left (Mandalorian).
My friend, Disney is now, and forever will be invincible.
Twenty years. I give Disney twenty years and they’ll reboot the entire franchise and gender swap the leads. Mark my words.
I HATE YOU, DISNEY!!!!!
Disney is burning down NOW.
“There is no Episode VII”
George Lucas in a 2005 interview promoting Episode III.
To be fair, he was already working on a possible ep. VII before Disney came into the picture.
I wonder where the 10.000 dislikes come from. There is no rational reason to dislike this video, even if you enjoyed the movie, the points he makes are valid.
1st trilogy - Luke SKYWALKER
Prequels - Anakin SKYWALKER
Reboot - Rey...???
Palpatine/Skywalker
Reyry Sue the Untouchable Patriarchy Crusher.
rey sue
She ends the movie saying - MY NAME IS REY.... SKYWALKER. (She's a Palpatine)
@@Skellotronix you do realized luke and Anakin were unstoppable to right?
*Lucas has left the game*
True ^
Lol and the amount of dollars he leave with... LOL
@Mako So, it's Blame the Messenger?
LOL
Wolfie nah bro got kicked from his own server
They werent paying homage in the farce awakens. They were stealing episode 4 and remaking it but worse.
As bad as the prequels were except for ROTS at least it had a story. The Sequel Trilogy will be forgotten.
WarnerAnime 020 don’t be salty
Angry Joe: *I came in with low expectations, and still came out disappointed*
🤣
Don't laugh, I remember how Mass Effect 3 made me feel and this seems in line.
@@nicolasferreiro4492
same
Should've lowered them a bit more lol 😂
I fell asleep twice in that movie that my brother had to wake me up because I was being awkward.
@@nicolasferreiro4492 too soon man
"I can't talk about them cause this is a non spoiler review"
"Dew it!"
Honestly the movie dosent respect your time why should you respect it's.
He does spoil it though
@@inframatic Indeed he does. I was just about to make a comment about the emperor. But there's more than that.
I found myself saying "Cheesy" so many times in this movie.
Star Wars is cheesy, who would've thought?
I literally knew you were gonna put Joe’s face on Aayla Secura’s face during the order 66 scene😂😂😂
19:40 That is the face of a broken man.
Some Guy on the Internet really wasn’t even that bad lol
Someone throw down some Septon Meribald quotes. I don't have access to my copies of the books.
LoneWolf024 Story wise it was
Rise of the Broke
hi guy. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhh
...before the dark times...before disney...
The Mandalorian and the Anthology films are better than this new trilogy.
I laughed throughout with my 13 y/o brother, both of us grew up with and love SW, and we just laughed at every single decision. Probably denial of how it killed our childhoods
The end of the movie felt like a promo for a Poe or Lando Disney plus series.
Joe: “YOU DONE.....
“Let the hate flow through you...”
Joe: “You know what you did.”
“No.....NOOOOOO”
FOCKING HELL SCARE ME BIITCH
Disneys official comment on star wars saga
"No... Noooo. YOU WILL DIE"
What's the full sentence?
@@felipedicker1373 "You done fucked it up"
Épisode 7: « The Jedi were real? The force exists? »
Épisode 9: random rebel « Palpatine must have used the sith clone technology to survive »
You forget the clones wars, and everyone knew that it came from Camino, not that big of leap
@@vancorelamere1188 I think what he means is that Episode 7 made it sound like the Jedi, the Sith, and the Force were just an urban legend to your average citizen (which is far fetched on its own considering how relatively little time there is between Ep 6 and Ep 7 and how predominant the Sith and the Jedi were at some point) so to make that leap in such a small period of time doesn't make any in-universe sense.
@G Money You just described the problem I have with this sequel trilogy. There is NO recognition that the zeitgeist in which these films are set should be VASTLY different from the original trilogy...given that Palpatine has been overthrown. How did it happen that an Empire stand-in is essentially ruling the galaxy again? What has changed since the conclusion of the previous episode in the series? We're never told. The story told in these three films isn't told badly, IMO (even in The Last Jedi, I loved the interplay between Rey, Luke, Kylo Ren and various combinations of the three characters), but I don't think this is the story that should have been told. It was so similar to the original trilogy in so many respects that it just wore on me after a while.
Lalo not really, it was viewed as a myth/magic in a new hope. And Luke was the only Jedi alive (in the movies that is) by the end of the original trilogy, so going with the way Luke trained a select few privately makes sense people think it is a myth since they haven’t really seen it like at all.
@@jayjayx5x1 SW 4 Was 16 to 18 years after the Clone Wars where you had Jedis aß Commanding Officers in the Republic Army. Also there was the Jedi Council on Coruscant. So, even when you say SW 7 is about 50 years after the Clone Wars (and i think it 35 to 40), you would have people (and Veterans, since not everybody in the Army was a Clone) still living who would have encountered Jedi during their life. So, if you tell me the Jedi are a myth i would say that is very gar fetched.
Sometimes I come back to this just to make myself feel better about my day
Today yes. Today sucked 😐
Honestly, the whole new trilogy, episode 7-9 all felt more like fan fiction to me.
It never actually felt like a real sequel.
Game Of Thrones: I'm the biggest disappointment of 2019
Star Wars: Hold my lightsaber
Oh no! Game of Thrones definitely holds the title for the century 😂
@@DadsCigaretteRun yeah game of thrones had a steeper fall, so much potential
Star Wars wasn’t even that bad bruh lol
Hold my alien milk
@@Mexirican017 star wars was worse, but nobody expected anything but a pile of shit after TLJ, unlike GoT that had high expectations.
The 'new' Chosen one to balance the force went to Rey... who was never part of the Skywalker bloodline to begin with.
Yeah but she FELT LIKE ONE KINDA. Smh.
makes zero sense
Rey was the heir to the sith, Kylo was heir to the Jedi. The two of them came together to discover the life magic that Anakin and Palpatine were trying to find, making Anakin's redemption even better because it allowed his kids to create Kylo and train Rey and discover this power
@@hundredpercentmetal So you like the movie?
@@hundredpercentmetal what is this? Naruto and Sasuke?
Can I simply ask where you get that kind of lightsaber. That would react to touch?
Asking the real questions
Took my brother to see it, we kept going "BRUH" every few minutes
Before watching this movie I didn't know "That's STUPID!" was an emotion you could feel for two hours.
Same
2 hours!? that's it?
Yes 2 hours is nothing, try working with the public 5 days a week...
That's how I felt when I saw TLJ...
So why did you go to watch it in the first place? You must be one of the guys who said "SW is dead for me" after watching TLJ, but you are here watching the next episode.
My biggest gripe is that bringing back the Emperor negates the first 6 films entirely. What was the point of Anakin being the chosen one only for the Emperor to be like "lol I'm still here."
Because Rey is the Super Duper chosen one. Duh, how else is she supposed to go Avatar-state on the emperor to make all the wins?
There was so much fan service it actually did feel like fan-fiction
They did my boy Anakin dirty
It's so fucking idiot, the way the Palpatine figure out immortality from Darth Sidius was.... Cloning himself? WTF
i actually like that they brought him back, but its the fact that they did fuck all with him for fucks sake. Rey does one fucking move and beats him, it didn't even look like she tried.
It's insane to me that they had so much source material to draw on from the post empire extended universe, yet they decided with the latest trilogy to do a Benioff and Weiss, take several wild stabs at it and end up with the knife in their own arm.
Man, Joe. I’m just checking out the channel. I’m enjoying the content. Couple of weeks ago Colin’s script have been sort of leaked out and man let me tell you it’s better than the trash we got. Idk if you made a video to it yet. But if you did I’m going to check it out
"The films is bad fan fiction"
I call this whole trilogy that. All of it.
Correct. I considered it Fan Fiction since TFA. Expanded Universe is my canon. Fuck that shit.
Imagine considering it canon
Fan fiction doesn't always mean bad. The Witcher games are fan fiction. Watchmen series is fan fiction. And they're both amazing.
@@honestbenny it was easy , just do trilogy of the EU , and they fucked up.
I've actually said something similar that the Disney Trilogy of Star Wars is the most expensive Mary Sue fanfiction ever made!
Imagine sitting in a star destroyer and a pack of horses charge at you...
Those Gas prices huh?
LMAO!
Take evasive attack!!!!! Tilt 20 degree so they fall off!!!!
Imagine sitting in a Star Destroyer for decade to waiting to rise up from underground.
why not I saw a bow and arrows being fired. Star wars badguys need sticks and stones and thats how you'll rule the galaxy, not giant planet killing lasers.
Oren Hahahahahahaha!!!’
we definitely need that extended cut that is being talked about!
"THANK YOU JJ ABRAMS!! FOR SAVING STAR WARS!!"
Boy that comment didn't age well...
Star wars: "Sir, there's people riding horses on the ship!"
"That's stupid."
"Yes, sir, it is."
"Well, tip the ship 90 degrees to port helmsman."
"Aye,aye sir!"
Nope nothing the battles were so choppy and useless. Fucking blows
I was like : wtf is this? Lord of the rings?
@@robman976 Indeed, next thing you'll tell me they'll be fighting the AT-ST walkers with sticks and stones!
They rode horses on a ship in the upper atmosphere; hijacked a cannon, and destroyed the massive single ship with navigation with a small bomb...and no one died from the Resistance, ships were fried by the Emperor but amazingly restart...where did all of the tie fighters go? Why are destroyers so weak...why didn't Palpatine possess Rey after she killed him WHICH HE WANTED...why so many Sith...so bad
why should that surprise you? I mean the empire got toppled by ewoks. LOL
I think ending the trilogy by toting around the corpse of palpatine was very symbolic of these movies as a whole, beating a dead emperor
sup charlie. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhh
What kind of lightsaber does he have?
Angry Joe and The Critical Drinker need to make an episode together.
“Our bad reviews have doubled since the last time we met”
“Good. Twice the pride, double the accomplishment.”
"I may have gone too far in a few places." -J.J. Abrams
Good JJ, Good hahaha...Kill the Fandom, kill them now...
I am not looking foward to this
"Their reviews are not as forgiving as I am"
i work at a theater and literally its heartbreaking seeing excited fans leave the theater with dazed,confused,bored looks on there faces wandering how it went so wrong. atleast i get to see the film for free.
The movie was GOOD 👍 some people just Don't Don't understand Sith Alchemy. Dave Filoni needs to make a animated show about Darth Plagues and explore Sith Alchemy and Cloning and the Wills. Dave Filoni also needs to just make a animated series about Luke jedi school and how he became the luke we see in the last jedi was.
Awesome Face everyone was happy in my theatre . I think your lieing ...
Disney sucks and shouldn’t be making Star Wars films terrible a train wreck
Dave Louie movie was trash. Any movie should be able to carry its own story and stand on its own merits, rather than relying on additional media to explain its shortcomings. Stop defending this garbage.
Sith Alchemy... Trust me, that's not the problem with the movie. The cloned emperor worked fine in the EU because it built on Luke's story, but comparing this to that is like comparing a chocolate bar to a turd.
The BIGGEST ball drop throughout the entire trilogy is the Finn character....they had such a unique Character in A brainwashed stormtrooper who was force sensitivity awakens during a massacre....a star wars movie led by a man who was emotionally confused and conflicted by his light side and his experience in the order knowing that the other stormtroopers are basically brainwashed kids and people trained to be soldiers
TFA was NOT a good movie that "PERFECTLY" introduced the characters. It was just a copy and a hasty expedition dump with often illogical jumps. Not as bad as what was about to come but the signs where allready there.
People watch TFA again with a clear head and stop saying it was a great movie. It was a hot cheap mess.
Eh idk, I genuinely like it. Tho I fully acknowledge it’s just a copy of ANH and I wish it was more than that
i dont know why people always say "well TFA wasnt that bad". What ? The movie didnt make any sense and had lines like "another story for another time". 30 years have passed and no one remembers luke, the Jedi that defeated the mf empire ? Han solo becomes a smugler again after saving the galaxy ? Really TFA is just shit, the sequel was doomed after that awfull movie.
@@migueldinis1641 If I would list all the bad things about TFA here, this comment would fill the screen multiple times. I was very disappointed and didn´t even expect much. That it actually would get that much worse is still hard to comprehend. The new Trilogy definetly broke new ground. I think it will go into the history books as the absolute worst way a huge franchise has ever been handled.
Yeah it was terrible. AJ is just blinded by nostalgia and comparing it against the 2 movies that are far worse than it. Still, a polished ball of dirt is still dirt.
Nothing about the trilogy, including TFA, makes any sense.
Finn and Kylo Ren had actual character development in TFA. Rey and Snoke were introduced in a way that we knew where the characters were supposed to go, even though they weren't really interesting. We knew Rey was supposed to be the "new new hope", and Snoke was supposed to be the new Darth Sidious, aka the Boss of the new main vilain. The movie also introduced some questions: about Luke's disappearance, about Snoke, about Rey's origins.
In that regard, TFA was definitely a good start. Not a great movie (no Star Wars is a great movie anyway), but a very good _first_ movie that *gave an actual direction for the story and characters.* And then, TLJ happened, lol.