Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny - Angry Review
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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Special Guest Patrick (OJ is on Vacation till Monday) give their opinions on the Brand New Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Film. OH GOD, What have you done Disney?
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How Kennedy still has a job at Disney after costing the company 100's of millions is beyond me.
She hasn't cost them any money, you buffoon
Hard to fire females in power. They have more priviledges compared to men.
Cause she’s so good for the ESG Scores mate and care more about D. E. I (Diversity Equity and Inclusion.)
Diversity hire
@@seeks1986 Yes yes yes, white man good everyone else bad.
This movie exists to remind us how good the Indiana Jones Trilogy actually is.
And to give us a awsome Plinket review.
@@petermulder7480 Good Lord I didn't even realize that was a possibility. Gonna be a while I'd imagine.
Temple of Doom I wouldn't call that good...
@@dhLord64 You're right, Temple of Doom wasn't good. It's a classic period.
Yep same with Star Wars
For everyone surprised with how bad it is, remember who was in charge, remember that everyone who directly attached to this movie behind the scenes was telling everyone else that this was a dumpster fire. Kathleen Kennedy needs to be removed.
we already got rid of one person ruining films in Disney lets get rid of the other one
Also blacklist Waller Bridge from Hollywood
Beneath Kennedy are dozens of Lucasfilm hires of hers that are just like her. She should be fired but anything short of cleaning house in both Lucasfilm and Disney will fix nothing.
Removed and committed to a psyche ward.
The director of this film was also the director of Logan
The Antonio Banderas commentary was gold. Read 10 mins of the script and then asked to be shot. Lmao
How awesome would it have been if Indy went on the adventure with Antonio Banderas and Sallah? Instead, it’s Indy and lady and some kid who can magically fly despite never having flown.
@@bencarlson4300 movie was total booty
Disney is actually incapable of handling legacy characters with care and respect.
I still miss " Song of the South".
It's deliberate. Not mere incompetence
Its on purpose.
Disney fucks everything up 🤦
I think you're being nitpicky. There's a bunch of good examples of Disney doing Legacy characters Justice
I mean… did *anybody* expect this movie to not be a dumpster fire?
Only people that dont pay attention
I did actually since it was I heard the end of the series
Just people that believe the mainstream media didn't, lolol
Just the Disney Adults.
It isn't
Just marathoned the original 3 IJ movies. That final shot of them riding off into the sunset really is classic. It was already the perfect way to end the series.
I won't lie, with as much problems Crystal Skull had, it was a solid ending too with Indy finally settling down with Mary after a life of adventure, and even having a kid. It also showed some amusing parallels with him and his father in the Last Crusade
The series did end with the sunset, no other movies were made and they will never make more....
@@jase276crystal skull was on par with this movie
@@kylesawkon4074 Atleast it didn't completely tarnish the name and reputation of Indiana Jones.
@@The.Usurper it did lol
I spent my entire life seeing movies done properly. Even the B movies weren’t nearly as embarrassing as these big budget films *tend* to be.
Yes, "embarrassing" is a good word to sum this mess up.
I have enjoyed a lot of B movies even to this day.
This film was really good actually. Lots of nice nods to the classic films and a really enjoyable story will interesting characters.
lets face it, hollywood loves to manufacture movies now a days. they have left behind the artistry of film making.
even (if you hated or loved it) TLJ did the whole "broke old hero" plot better by actually building Luke back up and giving him at least a decent send off, while Indy just wants to give up and die at the end, wat.
I love the fact they didnt even know how to end their own movie. So just decided to knock Indy out and have everything resolve offscreen. The five or so writers at the end of the movie explains so much.
What you on about the ending was fine, him getting knocked out didn’t even seem implausible
@@endercreeper6545 no it wasn't lol. If you did this in creative writing class you would get an F. Its the equivalent of the protagonist waking up and it was all a dream.
@@purefoldnz3070 it’s not a serious movie, in case you haven’t noticed the Indiana Jones movies has a lot of funny moments, that’s what that was, a funny moment. And how did they resolve anything important off screen, there wasn’t much to it.. Indy gets knocked out, they put him on the plane, they fly out and bring him to his apartment. It’s not that deep
@@endercreeper6545 its not a serious movie is your excuse for bad writing? The not a serious movie cost $300 million dollars. That's some serious cash.
@@purefoldnz3070 it doesn’t take itself serious at times but it’s not a dark and gritty film. Also the writing was fine
Hopefully, whoever was responsible for the opening of the film will receive credit within the industry.
Won't happen. These people continue to fail upward and get more and more work. Look at the Christina Hodson who wrote BoP then got to write the Flash and is now on Batman for Gunn I think.
The person responsible is also responsible for the rest. Idk if you know how movies work but they arent video games. On person works on all acting, on person works on vfx ect.
@@p1xelz323dear God you couldn’t be more wrong. A team of writers wrote this movie over the course of a decade. There no telling who actually came up with opening scene. Please do homework before commenting.
@@firemarshal2629 Yeah right, cause you can't remember if you wrote the intro to a god damn Indy movie, one of the biggest, most beloved franchises ever. You got writers in their 80's and 90's giving interviews about what they wrote when they were 20. Mangold is THE guy to blame. Cause he was the one attacking the fans on Twitter, he's better then that, especially after what he made prior.
Firemarrshalfanboy
I agree with Alex, I hate those people that are willing to accept terrible content just to "consume any content in that universe." Those kind of people are the reason we keep getting crap in IPs that should give us nothing but gold.
I wish they'd discover fanfics and just, you know, consume that instead. There are plenty of okay-ish stories for most universes that give people more of what they want (lots of crap, too, but the occasional really good one) without allocating loads of money and resources for a mediocre attempt at a cashgrab.
A common justification I hear from people supporting bad movies is “it is what it is,” or “it could be worse.” Which somehow makes it okay to accept a bad movie?
Useful idiots, accomplices to destroying free society
@@Puggy42069 No, better read a book. But i think these people are analphabetist.
Indiana Jones and the trip to the neuters
The “they got the Butterworths?!” And “Should’ve sticked to syrup” lines absolutely killed me xD
Is Jez related to Eliza from The Last Kingdom? If so, what a talent gap!?...
The Flash: “I’m gonna be the biggest flop of the summer.”
Indiana Jones 5: “Hold my idol, kid.”
I actually loved The Flash!! I give it an 8 out of 10. Was it perfect, no. Did it need the stupid baby scene at the beginning, god no. Was the CGI pretty bad, yeah! But the story was really good, Ezra Miller did a great job playing two characters! And bringing back three different Batmen was neat and nostalgic! And 89 Batman kicked so much ass! And I even liked Supergirl. Worth seeing! Watch The Flash instead of Indy 5!!
@@graphicsgodI agree that the movie was a fun time and enjoyable. The cgi being bad actually made sense to me in some scenes, but this is not even close.
@@graphicsgod Its a 6 out of 10 at best.
@@tulponatix People don't support them because they're almost all bad.
@@tulponatix No one watched Suicide Squad because the first one was hot garbage. As with most of the DC movies before that. Not a great comparison to Antman 3, because that movie also sucked.
I'm also constantly surprised at how good the Mission Impossible franchise continues to be almost 30 years later.
Because Tom Cruise gives a damn
Same thing with James Bond
@@elibascle2310i heard the last bond went woke and made him look feminine. Is this true?
@@khairt1731 A little, but it was okay. It wasn't nearly as bad as I heard, but it wasn't all that great either.
Because they care and they know what the franchise is about. Once Tom Cruise quits however it will be over.
This is the most important franchise of all time for me. My first VHS movie was Last Crusade. Seen it probably over 50 times. LOVE all 3 original movies. Destroying this character is like a personal insult for me. Disney gave me a bitchslap. I will never ever forgive them this.
Interesting, my first VHS film as a child was "Ghostbusters" 😊
@@dragondude9637 Joined in pain
The pain will go away, but we must never forget what these bastards did.
damn i still have memories of watching The Last Crusade on a small tv with a built in VHS player in MExico. I watched it countless times along with True Lies. That movie taught me how to read Roman numerals lol
But this movie was just bad. I hardly remember it. Thank god!
Indy lives on. Dr.Jones will never die.
Indy reuniting with his son and discovering Atlantis would've been so great
Agreed, would’ve been fantastic
They killed his son off screen
@JiangXina yea the worst way to die lol
@@JiangXinaThey also didn't go to Atlantis, what's your point? OP's comment was about what they would have liked from the movie, not what the movie actually was.
That could've been a cool movie!!!
Alex continues to spit straight facts.
Alex mostly gets his due, and somehow we want more 😂
I used to not like Alex. I respect his opinions now especially when these movies coming out are so braindead and Joe gives them a pass. Joe's allowed to like whatever he wants. But I don't personally agree with alot.
@@morganyu812 For some reason a while ago people used to just hate Alex for some stupid reason because they couldn't handle the truth. I'm so glad people have come to their senses!
As always
He’s such a negative person.
Kathleen Kennedy managed to make a movie worse than the Last Jedi? Wow!
Kathleen Kennedy is the producer behind tons of films over the decades that people love like Gremlins, the first Jurassic Park, and Back to The Future. Ya’ll will literally find any excuse to remove a woman from power instead of blaming any of the men behind these films.
@rasengdori13 if shes behind those, then kudos to her and she was great...was. and just like vince.mcmahon wirh wwe there are times when you are creatively not there anymore and you should step away. And i think she should. She hasnt been producing good stuff lately compared to before.
Last Jedi was one of the good ones lol
@@rasengdori13Who cares what she did 30+ years ago. We’re talking about the now. And it doesn’t matter what’s between her legs shes doing a shit job and ruining the legacies of some of the greatest franchises in cinema history
@@michaelkelley7826Or…crazy idea…the director and/or all male writers might be to blame for this movie.
That was Disney destroying another franchise
Oh grow up
Didn’t George Lucas already do that with Crystal Skull? 🤔
@@TrophyDad117right? Let's not forget that.
It’s not ruined for me cause Indiana Jones ended with The Last Crusade for me.
@@ShadowSonic2 What did that person say that was wrong? Disney destroyed Star Wars. And now has ruined Indiana Jones. Have you seen this Indy movie? I have. It's truly awful.
YOU ARE NOT OUT OF TOUCH JOE, Disney paid for those audience scores I guarantee it.
What's the opposite of review bombed? Review ballooned?
The film was great in my opinion
@@criert135 Your opinion is null and void.
@@ZeerXX Sorry if my opinion bothers you. Plenty of people liked the film.
@@criert135 It doesn't, I'm just sharing my opinion of your opinion. If the movie was good it wouldn't be flopping miserably. So like, WAAAAAY more people didn't like it.
The three Indiana Jones films are great!
There are only 3 indiana jones films
Temple of Doom still sucks. Barely better than KotCS.
the alians one is good, the temple one is garbage
The five films are the best and that’s simple facts
@@fennec8896Moron.
This movie makes Kingdom of the Crystal Skull look like the Godfather 2
Damn it’s THAT bad?? 😂
imo it makes temple of doom look like godfather 2. 4 was better than 2 imo.
@cinemaclips6074 It's called capitalism. And capitalism bad, ha ha. When the movie has on the nose points like that, pretty much it's that bad, lolol
LMAO
@@FactoryDancapitalism also gave us Godfather 2, Lord of the Rings Two Towers, Terminator 2, Star Wars Empire Strikes back and literally ever other good sequel. That’s a terrible argument 😭
You just keep hitting the fuckin' homeruns, Disney!
Gotta clap for it!
@@1521Palm or you're a Racist, Sexist, White Supremacist, homophobic, Transphobic, Genocidal Lunatic!
Very cool.
I have to keep smiling! I have to keep smiling!
MUST CONSUME PRODUCT!
my Grandad was a big Indiana Jones fan he passed in 2013 he said to me i hope they make a 5th one one day im glad he did not have to witness this shambles😩
Indiana Jones movies ended for me watching him ride off in the sunset at the end of the last crusade.
You know when Angry Joe starts his review with a "what the fuck?!" that you know it's gonna be good
Yup
A "Ya dun fuck it up!" is probably be more on brand.
Same old tired shtick that he does with any movie that comes out. 🙄
remember when movie's had sex
Does Angry Joe want 70-year-old Indiana Jones bang with his young 20 something year old goddaughter?
I think James Mangold attempted the "Old Man Logan" treatment for Indy, which is a deconstruction of a great hero in his old age. The problem is that Indiana Jones (at least to me) has never been the gruff n tough guy. He's a brave, daring adventurer. And in the previous films, he was respected as not only a great archeologist, but also a very famous university/college professor.
To see the treatment done to him in this film will baffle a lot of fans.
Wait, what? How old is Indiana Jones in the fifth movie again? 35?
Edit: Indiana Jones in 5 started off at the age of 45 in the first minutes of the movie, then 70 for the rest of the film.
@@DachshundDogStarluck19 The first part of the movie starts with indy young so lets say 35 ish in age or so. But then after that first 20 minutes the rest of the movie is old indy.
@@angelpacheco1608 Indiana Jones was 45 in the first 15-20 minutes of the Fifth Movie, not 35. I wouldn't care if Indiana Jones is an old man or not, he's still the same person with better people to work with behind the scenes, unlike Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi written and directed by Rian "Shitty" Johnson.
@@DachshundDogStarluck19 I dont think the OP was criticizing indy for being old. Just the characterization of him, which he felt was off and Angry Joe and Co kind of touch on that, if you watched the video.
@@angelpacheco1608 The characterization of Indiana Jones has always been a bit off since Temple of Doom.
Now we know why Spielberg stepped down and passed on this one. So, did Mangold sign on to direct before he read the script? This doesn’t feel like a movie that Mangold would choose to direct.
R.I.P. Indiana Jones
He'll always live on, in our Hearts.
At this point all we can hope for is a generation of writers who are learning from these huge mistakes and will create genuine stories in the future. We are where we are because a bunch of dorks tried harder to be the change they wanted to see in the world than all of us complaining.
The world will get worse. The government and entertainment have been over taken by democrat liberals. The girls are all hoes, on onlynfans and divorcing their husbands. The boys are all addicted to video games and weed. Society will be over in the west very soon.
Here here, I am sick of Gen X and Millennial voices honestly, Zoomers might be a breath of fresh air. At least Gen X can write The Bear though.
The studio executives are just wrecking every IP, and modern writers are the worst thing to happen to writing
@@ravenwhiteduck6460 That's what the Boomers said about "Greatest Generation" Writers.
These are not mistakes, it's fully ideological. If you believe that everything from our past is sexist and racist then you naturally think that LOTR, Witcher, Star Wars, Little Mermaid etc. are symbols of hatred that need a full makeover. That's what's happening.
Woke writers can NEVER write good characters, dialogue or stories because they are obsessed with identity politics. It's always going to be the same failed formula and the same boring themes. As long as the ideology persists.
I've learned to not listen to Rotten Tomatoes reviews at this point, and this movie's score is the perfect example why.
this movie is proof that 50% of people in this world have an IQ under 100.
@@cowetascore8476it's actually worse then that. Around 60% are below 90.
100iq is not the average for humanity. Most of us are sadly very dumb.
@@cripplelord6383 i mean that would include people in this comment section. Unless they just happen to be the exception to the rules.
@@cowetascore8476 If only IQ actually meant anything
Can't trust the news, can't trust Wikipedia and can't trust Rotten Tomatoes
They never watched Crystal Skull? Oh Come on..and we're supposed to care what they think about this? I'm out..
This movie is going to singlehandedly expose rotten tomatoes once and for all.. there’s no way a movie can simultaneously be in the 90% range yet also be one of the biggest flops of all time… we’re being lied to.
As if Rise of Skywalker 86% Fresh vs. Metacritic 4.6/10 didn't say enough.
Someone needs to create a Rotten Tomatoes alternative that is run by objective critics and audience members who can give an accurate score for all movies.
Well the thing is if you're a sane human being you didn't watch it because you knew it was a woke Kennedy pos. And we all know woke movies are awful because woke writers are worthless.
So the only people who went to see it are reviewers and woketoids. Which could explain the high score. 🤔
Well the critics side is pretty low. The critics have it as a 68% and the average critic score is a 6.3/10. I think people on the audience side are liking it cause I have seen most people either love the movie or find it to be average outside of the internet
@@vulcanh254 Sounds like you’re trying to be an SJW.
I'm convinced that the only people that have seen this movie so far are the elderly. And they fell asleep after the first 20 minutes. And that's all they could remember, so they're, like, yeah, it was pretty good.
I enjoyed it.
Alex seems *way* more lively than the other reviews I've seen.
I think he had been on the sauce 😂
@@darrenmartin6648 do you blame him he just had to sit through this Indiana Jones film!
Because the 1st 3 were some of his favorite movies of his childhood.
@@darrenmartin6648Make it a double.
That’s what passion does to you.
A nuclear blast? At his age, the biggest fear Indie should have is falling...
I'm glad to see OJ is finally growing a beard! Lookin' good, dude!
Idk. I'm thinking he looks significantly less healthy.
@@dogg92nah look at that bone structure he is killing it
When he laughs, it sounds like he's gonna pass out. Extremely weezy
Bro, that is not OJ, that is Patrick
@@helloman121220 No shit sherlock.
I didn’t think it was possible for a movie to be worse than Crystal Skull
Honestly I like Crystal skull better than I did Temple of Doom, maybe because I find it more believable to survive an atomic bomb then I find magic and voodoo believable.
Seriously, yes. This.
Crystal Skull is much better in every way.
@@user-gu7me6hy6h I’m def not rewatching Crystal Skull. It’s literally one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
@@theheardtheoremnot even close.
Some internet critics are making excuses for this movie, we can always rely on Joe to pull no punches (unless he's drunk).
🤣😂
As someone who has never seen any of these movies I was thinking that it might end up being pretty good sad to hear that it is bad AGAIN
Joe gives a lot of bad movies passes imo. Like Fast X.
@@morganyu812he said it was a bad movie
@@Hgh38 no he didn't
As a devoted fan of Indiana Jones series, my heart is bleeding. Tbh I have absolutely no idea how people can say that this is better than the crystal skull. Despite some stupid monkey-swinging crap, aliens and poor CGI, that movie had soul, gave Indy a respectful and climactic send off and was actually enjoyable to watch. Maan even if you didn't like Shia LaBeuf, he at least had a distinctive character with obvious flaws to be ironed out throughout the movie - we saw him grow into being a hero and at the end, I could see him carrying some future movies as the lead Indy successor. This lady's character however seems so empty, dead and uninteresting. She starts off by leaving Indy to die, then for whatever reason decides "nah, now I'm gonna save him, why not" and Indy is supposed to be fine with it. No character arc, no likeable qualities, she's just great at everything, ACCEPT IT... Instead of giving that character any depth, anything for the audience to relate to, making her HUMAN, they gave us a plastic mannequin of a protagonist. If they depicted Indy as her mentor, passing the hat onto her, showing her "the ropes", making her realise what truly matters in life, it would have been 10 times better. Say at some point he's ready to sacrifice himself to save her life, leaving the dial behind and maybe that's when she realises that it's not all about the treasure and money, but the people around you or something (which is really the core of being THE Indiana Jones - that's how he differs from all the villains in this series) - literally anything! Anyone can come up with something like that in 2 seconds and I think it's way better than what the writers did here which is pretty much nothing xd. She becomes a good guy all of a sudden and that's it really - there you have it, now you're supposed to cheer for her. Throughout the movie you have this strange feeling that she can stab Indy in the back at any point, you don't trust her as an audience member and it just makes the whole thing uncomfortable to watch. Apart from that, the action scenes are decent, the de-aging is fine and believable for the most part (and that's the main reason the first 15 minutes of the movie are actually very enjoyable), the script is an inconsistent mess (you can see it was rewritten several times), the whole ending is a nonsense. All in all, what the actual F? The movie simply made Indy obsolete - a dead weight to carry around. It's even worse than what they did with Luke honestly... F disney, F "THE MESSAGE", F "strong female leads" and destroying iconic, beloved IPs. They've already lost 300 million on "Strange World" and "Lightyear" and are on their way to lose even more with "Elemental". If they had any excuses for messing up those movies, loosing money on a huge renowned franchise like Indiana Jones will be just inexplicable. If that happens, I sincerely hope the shareholders will finally step in to save this sinking ship of a production company. I am done with disney, period.
You are 1000% on the money! Disney can’t write a legacy character to save their life rn.
As a lifelong Indy fan, I feel about the same. I honestly can't see the high praise for DoD, and how people say it's better than KotCS. I mean, the companion was annoying, the Great Value Short Round was forgettable, and the plot had holes upon holes. The only things I enjoyed were the intro, the score, and the villain (at least, the actor's performance with what he was given). KotCS wasn't perfect, by any means, but I feel it still kept the spirit of the older films in a way (at least, to me it did). I mean, how did they keep the spirit of the series in the INTRO, only to immediately lose it? Film wasn't even a 5/10 in my opinion. Shameless milking of one of my favorite series' by Disney.
yeah like I know this is a late response but, but like what's funny is the original film of this trend of these broken hero films, TLJ, I know Luke fans crapped on it, but like it actually had Luke go through an arc where he got better, kept the echoes of his legend going, and dies with his old music that started his adventure. Indy doesn't get any of that treatment, he's just tossed away into the trash heap in favor of the new protag, no lessons to teach her or anything, just die.
It’s incredible how Disney just cannot produce a single good movie
Even Marvel has been churning out flops lately.
its all about greed, which kills any new idea, or innovation (original ideas).
@@Gala-yp8nx Marvel needs to die.
What the hell happened to all competent screenwriters? Why no one seems to be able to produce a decent script anymore?
@@PTHYTQV competent writers would refuse to insert the message into their stories
15:46 you know its bad when "good guys arent compelling, you are not rooting for them"
Shame to see what happened to Indiana series
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It's hilarious that they were so confident in Fleabag's character that they were trying to spin her off into other films and even the positive reviews I've seen for this film agree she was the weakest element.
I thought she was supposed to be an unlikeable character. I didn't feel like they are trying to spin anything off with her character at all. I'm pretty sure the franchise is now finally done.
Alex waited 5 years to interrupt someone in a review.
If they ever come out with a box-set of Indiana Jones with all five of these movies,s people are going to call it "Oh yea, the Indiana Jones Trilogy and two coasters."
Never trust review sites like Rotten Tomatoes. They do nothing about bots if the bots are giving positive reviews.
Bold of you to think that they do anything about bots posting negative reviews, though. Basically, they just don't do ANYTHING about bots or bombers, good or bad.
@@Shatterhand2049 it’s been proven they delete negative reviews. They stated they only care about negative reviews brigading not the other way around.
No these guys don't like anything that's not a 9 or 10 anymore. People just like this movie. I did too. Is that hard to believe
My first reaction walking out of the theatre: "well...that was a movie."
Indiana Jones is the best trilogy ive never seen. Speaking of which I'm gonna watch those now.
RAIDERS is the best one TEMPLE the worst and CRUSADE was just RAIDERS all over again
@@Berrylol.123 ah thank you friend I'll keep this in mind and return here and share my thoughts, if you care of course.
Not as good as Back to the Future but still pretty good.
@@terryfredrick5149 never seen it
@@remrad4315 Watch them there great. Both trilogies are amazing. I just have a thing for BTTF.
Important note about executive producers: in cases like this where it's a big-budget movie from a big time studio, their purpose is mainly the value of their name. Spielberg has executively produced many films throughout the years like Transformers, Cowboys & Aliens, Men in Black 3, etc., and didn't help in their creative processes at all. But in all of those films' marketing, they made sure to state "From Executive Producer Steven Spielberg". In most cases, executive producers are responsible for getting money, but in these situations, it's for name recognition. So when I see Dial of Destiny is executively produced by Spielberg and George Lucas, I highly doubt they had much input in the creative aspects of the movie. More likely, they are just there to add legitimacy since Indiana Jones is basically their brain child.
I watched the three Indiana Jones films yesterday and they are freakin’ masterpieces compared to modern film.
What do you think of The Crystal Skull?
Indiana Jones 5 is literally almost exactly like the first movie with a few creative variations in-between and I liked it a lot. Crystal Skull is still a horrible movie by any stretch of the imagination. Nuclear bomb throwing Indiana Jones away from the blast using a Lead Fridge safely in the Kingdom of Crystal Skull everyone?
I did too and the second might have been the worst thing I've watched recently. I didn't grow up with these so I don't have the same nostalgia which made it really hard to sit through.
"Compared"...?
The new film is a solid 8/10 in my opinion. The classic trilogy are like 9-10/10s though.
I dont get the Temple of Doom hate at all. That was a great Indian Jones Saturday afternoon matinee movie that Spielberg was trying to capture the feel of. So many good scenes and is just a fun movie.
I love Temple of Doom. Recently re-watched it in theaters, and it really shined. All of the cultist and torture scenes were a lit more powerful when you are stuck in a theater seat with your eyes glued to the screen instead of on a couch with buddies/pets/distractions.
temple of doom was so fun, that it has a ride lol. i love temple of doom.
The woman screams too much and complains. She was only in it because Spielberg was banging her at the time
Alex’s thumbnail is a spoiler alert 🤣
Hello there
@@dancemeanumber6569☠️
I was mildly curious when I heard the 90% audience score on RT so I took a look at some of the reviews and oh my. Some of the 4 and 5 star reviews seem genuine, but when I see stuff like: "The story was well-written (virtually no plot flaws), and the non-stop action was great!", I get highly skeptical.
Fake reviews
They have to be fake reviews. There's no way the audience rates this movie at 90%.
Very much like Jurassic World Dominion
And there are only 500+ verified. It mean less than 1 viewer from each cinema theatre went and wrote review. And any several word review from a person who went through verification process is suspicious as hell.
Rise of Skywalker's audience score was at 86% opening weekend and hasn't changed since. it's definitely rigged.
Alex's face is the thumbnail is all I needed to know.
I do like the villain line "You didnt win the war, Hitler lost it"
It was a cold line
Still love the fact, that they filmed 6 endings and with only one appealing to the audience, that's why the movie took one year more to finish.
except they didn't, do you mind explaining the other 5 endings they filmed?
Having my childhood hero fade is one thing but blatantly destroying the characters legacy is another. If losing money at Disney is the only thing they will listen to, I hope the cinemas remain dead.
I’ve been watching The Making of Indiana Jones and it still amazes me how much time and effort went into everything, from the casting to the sets to the writing. Not to mention it was all done practically.
From the sounds of it, they just went “eh, we’ll CGI it” for like 90% of this movie.
I mean couldn’t Harrison Ford see what was happening during the filming? Didn’t he see what they were doing to this beloved character beyond his paycheque? He could’ve stepped in anytime during the process and say "I’m not having it". He has the clout and changes would have happened. Sad to say, but he’s as much to blame for this as Kathleen Kennedy.
At least Henry Cavill walked out over what was being done in The Witcher
I’ll watch this later but from the thumbnail, especially looking at Alex, I can tell that our worst fears have been realized.
We owe Kingdom of the Crystal Skull an apology.
It was definitely worse than the trilogy, yes. But it wasn't that bad.
You know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words?
Alex in the thumbnail is worth a million.
Temple of Doom is the best one out of the trilogy. This is my rankings.
1. Temple of Doom
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. The Last Crusade
I saw this like 40 mins ago... And I wanted to come here and hear you guys rip it apart!! LOL
How was it?😂
Critical Drinker was ripping it apart too.
Same
The movie is not bad. It’s just not great so everyone is butt hurt.
@@swizzler8053I was ok, wasn’t a master piece but it wasn’t horrible, wasn’t really woke as the goddaughter had the same vibe as other female characters while Jones still the main and was a tuff dude who openly shows her a thing or two
"Indiana Jones and the Insufferable Feminist" (Nerdrotic)
The chance to do more Indiana Jones movies was way back after making the trilogy. The fact that Lucas and crew decided not to back then is a huge neon sign that these last two movies should have not been made.
No reason to be angry. It’s literally just a movie. Literally none of it is real. Literally none of it can hurt you.
We are living through the Dunning Krueger Era of movie making. The producers, directors, and "writers" are so inept, they don't realize they can't write. It's not as simple as people think.
I love temple of doom! I still think to this day it's the most underated Indiana Jones movie by far.
100% agree. Recently watched again and it was such an amazing ride.
That's one that ages well as you get older. It's really more of a quasi-horror film, and you really need to be an adult to better appreciate its story and themes. Even taking some of the more graphic elements into account, Raiders and Last Crusade are quite a bit more suited to bring older kids to see since they're straight-up action-adventure films.
Definitely not a bad one. Maybe my least favorite of the og trilogy, but it's still a great movie.
@@cmc5394oparva exactly and its unapologetic about what it is, not afraid about being politically correct. Plus Temple didnt try to remake Raiders it went in a totally different and darker direction.
@@cmc5394oparvaExactly. Didn't like it as a lid, love it as an adult. It was too intense for me back then.
Imagine saying that Kingdom of the crystal skull is not the worst indy movie
There is No alternative now.
How come. Indie kicked communist ass in that one after two movies against the Nazis.
yeah I wish I had watched Crystal Skull again instead of Dial and I hate Crystal Skull
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has a lot of mediocrity in there... Dial of Destiny is far below that.
I think it's hilarious how often people use audience score to dismiss critics when it's clear, people will like pretty much anything. I mean, when someone already commits to go watch something, they are already inclined to like it. It doesn't take much to entertain someone, even with the most poorly written material.
Indiana jones has always been unrealistic fun. I really loved this movie and was definitely better than Crystal Skull.
A lot of those early reviews are from shills that will say anything because Disney will give them free tickets, shirts, mugs, dufflebags, and other bits of crap.
You can't trust RT when it comes to Disney movies. They are in Disney's pockets.
transformers screening i snuckinto was packed. indian jones screening were packed at night here. a lot of people are going in new
Always find the average from both, always works
I walked out of the theater and demanded my money back the moment Thēē Flea Bag made an appearance, about 25 minutes in. I got my money💰 back😁
I’m not one to side with big corporations but lately writing in most media has been so bad that I’m not on the writers side of the strike. Start writing shit people want to see then “earn” your pay.
I hope the writers never stop striking. They deserve less money for the garbage they produce.
I knew that standing ovation was for Harrison Ford not for the movie itself
The Indiana Jones movies have always had over the top magic and supernatural stuff and ridiculous stunts. People made fun of the refrigerator scene but does anyone think a soldier from the Crusades being alive hundreds of years later is more realistic? Or half the scenes from Temple of Doom? We just used to pick movies apart less and enjoyed them more and our brains don't let us dislike things we were so fond of easily, and today we train our brains not to like anything we find fault with. I saw all the movies for the first time in order at the same time (after Crystal Skull came out) so I didn't have the nostalgia bias and I actually liked Crystal Skull better than Temple of Doom. You can argue some aspects of the new movies don't line up but as far as the scenes being over the top or far-fetched that's always been the case.
That first 20 minutes was actually really fun.
At least some movie theaters have a policy that says you can get your money back if your request is in the window of 10-15 minutes of the movie starting. So 20 minutes of fun was intentional so they will get your money.
I hated how dark it was, and that the camera was too choppy and too up close during certain action scenes. Kinda ruined it for me.
Imo Mads Mikkelsen’s character was the best part of the movie, it’s cool how we have two Star Wars characters in an Indy movie now ( Han and Galen Erso)
@@wolfpackflt670 it's 30 min all around me
It was awful. The CG on his face was noticeable, and he sounded too old
Wow didn’t expect the movie to be that bad 😂
Alex in the thumbnail was the hint
Are you serious. I knew it would be bad
You didn't? Have you been living under a rock for the past 10 years?
I’ve heard good
Nah it’s good Joe and the loser crew are just ass reviewers
The Temple of Doom was frickin' awesome back in the day and still is.
It's better than anything put out by Disney & Lucasfilm in the current age. The Indie movies ends at Last Crusade.
It was when you were a kid, but it's not that awesome now.
Yup. It is weirdly the most true Indiana Jones movie as it leaned more heavily into its pulp roots.
it's the best of the series in terms of pure action
You blame the writers for writing the garbage..You blame KK and Lucasfilm for approving the garbage..You blame Harrison Ford, who says he 'loves' Indiana Jones but then agrees to play in the garbage..
People who destroy things you love don't deserve a rating of anything more than a 0..And that's what in my opinion this movie gets..
This was a great trilogy, so glad they never did 4 or 5 films.
Can't wait for Disney & the director to call us nice things because it was so obviously destined to fail, and now it's failing big time
This movie should have been just an adaptation of _Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis_ video game... which would have been an easy win if done right.
Aldi is giving away 5 free tickets when you buy a pack of hot dogs!
I remembered my trailer reaction, one line stuck out, "...those days (of adventures) are long over..". I speculated that the plot would involve old Indy trying and failing to stop the Nazis from activating the Dial and he wakes up in his younger past self body (ala Days Of Future Past) and we get the last part of the movie watching a de-aged Harrison Ford doing an Indiana Jones in his prime (WW II era) attempting to set everything right.
But instead we got just 20 minutes of prime Indy to bait us into the theaters and the rest being another of those "thy heroes deconstructed" movie.
Indy wasn't deconstructed though. He actually shows his godfather up multiple times. He figures out the traps and clues she doesn't steal from her father and gets them out of multiple jams. He's a better driver than her, too. He escapes the nazis multiple times on his own. He only gets caught so she and the kid could escape. All that being said, i never liked the idea of an AI young Indy anyways. If they plan to make a sequel 15 years after an already old Indy in Crystal Skull you may as well go all in on Old Indy. Going by the trailers though i was inspecting either a flashback later in the film or young Indy and old Indy meeting and defeating the nazis together
@@jase276 Absolutely no. He didn't kill any of the three main villains and he only solves about two puzzles. Also, the ending was insulting. First of all, his son is DEAD. Everything else don't matters that much... but, why is the movie hesitant to give its main character even a single relevant decision or a single heroic moment? The ending was about a suicidal man being dragged back to the world of the living against its will. Is that "beautiful" or compelling"? Also, why the hell is Indy such a helpless old loser? because HE IS a helpless old loser. Look, Sean Connery was 70 years old when he shot "League of Extraordinary Gentleman" and, while the movie was bad, he acted like a leader and an adventurer. That's not the case here. And why every single character in the movie except Sallah either HATES Indy or thinks he's a moron? Sorry, but NO. I don't accept this thing as a proper ending. You're just wrong.
The biggest surprise is how many people actually thought this had a chance at being good.
Not only does “Indiana Jones” jump the shark. It jumps through time!
Literally every Indiana Jones film jumped the shark with supernatural elements, even the time travel part in this film is more supernatural than fact, so who cares. At least we don't get to see Indiana Jones surviving a nuclear bomb in a lead-lined fridge anymore and I still hate that nuke scene though.
Main Character should have been Short Round, grown up and being an archiologist in China, he finds some big secret and sends his notes and maps to his old mentor Indy, who takes up the whip and hat one more time to go save his old friend and they end up going through something involving the terracotta warriors and even can add a old Asian type wyrm dragon if you want to go over the top, but at least keep it to characters we know and let Short Round be able to keep taking this franchise moving forward if they wished to
That actor just made a big comeback with Anything, Anywhere, All at Once too. Could even keep the God Daughter character who accompanies Jones because he's old as hell. A solid main character trio
I think a Short Round series with him as a young adult like the young Indians Jones series would have been great! Asia has so much amazing mystical history they could have used.
That's what happens when you give something great into the hands of people that don't understand what made it tick.
We do love Alex and his honesty
Just doesn't feel the same without OJ & his goofy charm. Don't know who the new guy is but he is a very poor substitute for OJ. Joe & Alex should've just done the review just the 2 of them.
@@DragonHeart613 He wasn't a poor substitute at all. Quit hating just to hate
@mattcubed9658 Yes he was. Discount OJ.
@@DragonHeart613 Someone is on 1 time temporarily and already you losers come out with "wah budget oj". Grow up
Worse than Crystal Skull?? WHAT THE F.... That is an exceptionally hard bar to get lower than.. geeezzzz
I hate that the new movies totally ignore Young Indiana Jones adventures
One name : kathleen kennedy
remember when indy 4 mentioned pancho villa?
I’ve never seen Alex so happy lol
They changed the RT audience score. It's meaningless now. The shown score is "verified ratings" only.
IE, they dealt with the hater bots
@@ShadowSonic2 No, they already had a bot removal process. Also bots go both ways. This is likely limiting in a way similar to Cinemascore where ratings never go below a C for even the worst movies.
@@Music-vr7sz There are no positive bots, it only goes one way. That's the nature of the Fandom Menace.
@@ShadowSonic2 You're wrong. Period. The woke menace is far worse than any fan.
I enjoyed it. I'm close to fifty and work in the film industry, hell I even made lightsabers on starwars prequels so I've been around. Harrison ford wanted to examine the character in this way.
I feel he earnt that right. Maybe this film was for him? The female lead was supposed to be unlikeabe at the beginning. In a similar way to Willie Scott.
In the end she turns, she has an arc. Whats the point in picking Indy 5 apart for realism. If you dissect the first three they're a mess but we love them.
If they're going to jump the shark...then I want Indiana Jones vs the Cthulhu Mythos!
That would be killer.
Kathleen Kennedy made this movie, so yes it will be bad lol! 😂😂
Love how it isn't even about "introducing [who/whatever] to a younger audience" anymore....
It's about a younger generation getting their first 'rugger'.
I liked the moment when the girl boss was handing Jones his epic bat and he tossed it behind him into the ocean saying "The adventures must end"
When Indiana Jones said "It's jonesin time" and then shot drugs up his arm, I knew that was a powerful scene.
Really?! That seems fake but then this is Kathleen Kennedy were talking about.
I think it's a joke referencing the Morbius meme that was going around
You ever feel stupid making the same joke as all the other robots over and over and over again? Get some independence and some original humor.
@@garyjones7721 I wish this stupid joke would stop already