The Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser is an EPIC FAIL for $6,000?!!?
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Disney is trying to hide the embarrassment that is The Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser experience all for the totally worth it low cost of $6,000! See what you get on your wonderful voyage!
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They really captured the essence of the "Star Wars Holiday Special"
Sure did! 😆🤌🏼 LMAOOO
Indeed
🤣
Wait, this was Star Wars? I thought it's Star Trek.
I mean... yeah.
Wow, can't believe Disney was willing to make an entire cruiser based off of Space Balls
LMAO
Wow wow wow space balls had a lot more black and metallic stuff to it but I get your point my friend.
Don't insult that movie
Well TLJ took a joke from
Spaceballs and made it a plot element, not paying for a parking ticket. So i don’t expect these clowns to understand Star Wars
Where’s Pizza The Hut, I need to taste that cheese
$6000 and it's not even all inclusive, you still pay for drinks?! WTF, Disney, you gotta get the people (even the kids) drunk, so they believe it's the amazing experience you're trying to sell them!
This is why some people still have hopes for Communism.
@Wax OMG! The absolute nerve of them!
Kids will call out the bullshit.These kids are in a league of their own😂😂😂
Seriously you could pay for an all inclusive cruise for that kind of money
This is honestly one of the dumbest business decisions they could have made. The whole appeal was it was meant to feel like a fake cruise ship experience where you're on a "spaceship" for 2 days. How the fuck don't you include food and drink for 6k?
I used to be a bartender at high end events. I worked in a stadium at a suite were Guests used to pay $10k for season tickets, 3 course meal and unlimited drinks on top of an insanely good view of the match.
What Disney did is embarrassing.
@Kristopher Prime Yeah, it would be like having a watch party for a game in person in a private room. I don't even like sports and that sounds like fun.
What else could it possibly be?
Too much right?
"If you're a Disney Star Wars fan this is what you fuckin' deserve"
The sheer amount of malice in that statement was delicious.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Disney makes it clear they think Star Wars fans are morons at every turn. I guess certain people like that
Pure Sith lol
Righteous Anger
This is for CHINESE TOURISTS
For immersion quality for the cost, when you walk in the doorway, you better feel like J the first time he walks into the M.I.B. headquarters.
Could’ve worked as a Men In Black type amusement park
For 6k I expect to stay there for a month
I expect George Lucas to eat breakfast with me
I expect Obi Wan to greet me "hello there" while I'm eating my breakfast.
i expect to be able to punch jar jar binks a couple times
"For a thousand dollars, we'll give you some mushrooms, a broom handle, and throw trash at you for a real lightsaber training experience." Well, that sounds a lot better than 6 thousand dollars and some dude pointing a flashlight at you for 30 seconds.
I built a sink tube lightsaber from stuff I bought at a Lowes and a Home Depot for only like $40 and bought a soundboard for only $92 and a Polycrate blade from the Custom Saber Shop for only $25 and everything together only totaled to a least $157 to $200.
And now it's dead, only after 18 months.
Good going, Disney. We'll see you when Defunctland makes a video.
For a 2 night stay at $6K, I better be in an actual Starcruiser orbiting the Earth
Or at least a large FREE selection of alien booze.
Better be a strip club full of twi'lek females
@@allenwilliams7367 There we go and a massage parlor that offers "premium" service.
@@aerrae5608 should be open bar top shelf only and the beds better be those new smart beds i saw recently on Tv. They should also be including first class air fare with free drinks on the plane. Now that i think of it this might work better as a restaurant rather than a hotel. How many starwars fans have a down payment on a car to waste on 2 nights at a hotel that isnt even worth $200 a night. Ever stay in a $200 a night hotel? They have hot tubs in the damn rooms lol.
For $6k you could redecorate an entire room or two to be Star Wars themed. At least then it can be something tangible and will last forever.
Holy fuck for $6,000 you can get the whole Disney theme park experience for at least a week for a family. $6k for 2 days is absolute madness.
You would have to stay awake for 48 hours to get all of it.
@@Xifko pretty sure it’s closed at night. It would be cool if you can play poker with wierd species for real money late at night.
@@alexanderulv3886 anyone who payed for this are wierd species indeed
@@Xifko Actually there's a detailed time plan for the entire stay. Other than the downtime during the night there's literally no gaps between the 'events'.
Highway robbery for sure and I can't believe people would pay that for this.
So im essentially paying $6000 to go to a new york city bar, when i can just spend $2.75 take the 7 train there. I'll wait till next Halloween for the costume parties. Imma go as a guy who didnt waste $6000😂
And spend $50 per drink. See doomcock channel for details
Disney has utterly destroyed Star Wars.
I need several booster shots for this incredible cringe.
And where wood we bathroom? Off the edge of the boat? I would nonetheless but if I didn’t welll wth Disney?
kinda funny how disney loves to add anti elite messages in their movies while at the same time creating experiences that only the elite can afford.
Preach
The jokes on them the elite can afford it but it's a crappy experience xD
@@TheUnseenPath even the elite would say this is trash!
Ironic, isn't it?
It's even more ironic because Disney is the elite.
Protect Alex at ALL costs
"I would pay not to do this"
"If you're a Disney star wars fan this is what you deserve"
I'll fork out 2k just to go to other Joe's place and have more experience than this.
@@NormanReaddis BOOK IT!
@@NormanReaddis
Joe's place, the experience:
- Blue alcohol
- Womp rat shooting with rubberbands, and actual rats infesting the basement
- Light saber training, starting with him chucking debris at you while making blaster noises, culminating in a 1v1 light duel to the death
-Twi'lek strippers
-Max Rebo death metal cover
-Swoop bike racing but with modified Mario Kart Home Circuit rc's
Hmm... Isn't Mandalorian from Disney?
Fuck that. I’ll just hit up the red light district
12:25: I remember when I was about 7 or 8 years old; at a birthday party, my friend's Dad used a laser pointer and reflected it off of a mirror onto a wall to make it seem my friend and I were deflecting blaster bolts with a lightsaber. They literally upcharged something a kid can do at home for FREE!
That hotel looks like those cheap container homes 😂 and the employees look like they're one step away from depression and burnout.
Not to mention NO OPEN WINDOWS in hotel room. In case of emergency one has to open a small hatch which leads to a space then one has to call emergency services and give them a window code and have personnel open the window from the outside to escape. Creating delays in response time. Also,every hotel is required to have a escape map and instructions on escaping posted on the door. We all know that Di$ne¥ run their employees like prison labourers rather than actual representatives. Similar to the factories in China where most Disney merchandise are being produced for 12 cents/hour or around 0.8-1 RMB. Working 12-14 hour shifts. Nearly all mechandise are produced by prisoners.
The only thing I would pay $6000 for would be George Lucas's first visit reaction.
Lucas? That clown would probably think it was fantastic. He would probably suggest you add Trade Negotiations.
@@jjoshaugh ok
Lmaooooooo like he gives a fuck about anything
@@jjoshaugh 👏 I can’t stop laughing at your 💯% legit comment. After watching the Phantom Menace I knew Lucas had lost his damn mind
Imagine getting a hold of one of the biggest, if not the biggest, sci-fi/fantasy franchise in the world and then failing to understand it so badly that you mistake it for Star Trek and The Fifth Element. Oh wait, we don't have to imagine it.
Also that "lightsaber training" = How to make Star Wars Kinect look good.
It IS The Biggest.
immediately was like uhhh.. is this the fifth element? you so right XD
To be fair: Since every WEEK some new Star Wars Shit comes out, i start to hate the franchise
Sir, please don't contribute to the over and incorrect use of another word on the internet.
the problem is disney thinks star was is some dumb scifi franchise for kids when it really isnt and always tries to market it for them. at least the guy who wrote the mandalorian understands that theres more to star wars then dorks running around with laser swords and space magic and has my respect.
'It's an adult experience for $6000' I can think of much better adult experiences that would cost less than that.
More like a manchild experience.
6k will go a long way in Vegas.
@@chuckh4077 Or a very short way, necessitating a shameful hitchhike home. Either way, still a better experience than this shit.
Still cheaper than having a wife
For the price of a high-roller’s suite in Vegas, you get an experience that a third-rate comic con in Detroit would blow away.
Have you been on it?
“This is exactly what you deserve, Disney Fans.”
Damn, that probably depressed thousands of people hearing that truth.
Star Wars fans are so cringe. No wonder I never got into the franchise
@@Kronos0999 I think there’s fans and fanatics, I’m a fan of Star Wars same I as I am King Kong and Godzilla and GI Joe and Twisted Metal etc. but I won’t defend any fictional media till I’m on my death bed.
@@Kronos0999 you ain't wrong. Star Wars fans are the ones who shat so much when they tried to actually innovate with the Prequels. It got so much flak from the "fans" because the prequels werent 3 subsequent movies of fan service to the OT it ruined actors careers and got Lucas depressed. Then Lucas was forced to sell it to Disney, the "fans" cheered when TFA came out just because it was 2 hours of copy pasted fan service to ANH. Years later they realize how shitty the sequels were and how good the Prequels actually were. The damage is done now. Good job fandom.
@@gustavosanches3454 well but prequels had a story and a plot, but sequels have plot holes and weak conversations all over.
@@gustavosanches3454 That's why you do it like the Japanese; don't give af what the fans say.
Corporate greed at its finest.
This HAD to be designed by people who know next to nothing about Star Wars. Probably the same people who decided to make Galaxy's Edge a random other planet instead of Mos Eisley.
But at least they're woak, right?
@@artair70 Thank goodness for that. Wokeness is saving our species.
Or designed by people who hate the franchise.
I can’t understand how you not make Galaxy’s Edge not a known planet. Like if not Mos Eisley, Coruscant. Jeez, I would have accepted Endor.
Disney: "you got your free drink, what else did you want?"
Wow, those Exit signs at the end of the basic hallway really gave the feel of galactic travel.
I wouldnt necessarily complain about following OSHA standards. In a fire or bomb threat, you need the exit sign to be as easy to see.
Those are a legal requirement ma’am.
My thoughts:
Better be a pool.
Have a working “Star Wars” Casino.
There are right now restaurants and hotels that are robot staffed, you can include a droid bartender and R2 units that bring you your food.
This should be a self sufficient experience. Like other Disney hotels you should be able to spend two days of your trip just here.
The R2 units can be the cashiers and have sexy Twi'leks serve your food.
And alien sex slaves.
“If you are a Disney Star Wars fan this is what you deserve.” Thank you for being you Alex, somebody had to say it.
YUPPP 🤷🏻♀️😬💯
I love the sequels, but even we can see through the bullshit here.
Really? Why?
YES, straight facts. Disney Star Wars is garbage
@@ZacharyOsterman All of them?
Alex: What do you get when you cross a morally defunct business with a fanbase that enables it? I'll tell you what you get- you get what you fuckin' deserve! *shoots first*
AJ: *Interrupts Alex mid speech -I think we've heard enough of your sentence
I didn’t enable shit Disney did this in their own. I never asked for this.
@@chuckbuck5002 You as a person perhaps not but fact is that most of the fanbase is morally defunct that will buy anything.
This isn't exclusively a SW problem, but with normies in general.
@@dr.julianbashir9193 I wish I could be a normie. I haven’t been excited in years for anything.
@@chuckbuck5002 It was a Joker reference, dude. Played off how Alex said "you get what you fuckin' deserve."
this video aged like fine wine
10:32 "pressing buttons and shit" lmao 🤣 Joe did a better job advertising this than Disney did
For six grand, you can dress up as your favorite Star Wars character, stay in a hotel room at a decent hotel for least a week and read Star Wars fanfiction to get the same experience with money leftover.
For six grand, you can stay at a top Las Vegas hotel/casino, dress up like your favorite SW character, have a high-class escort come over and do some SW role play.
And still have some money left.
I'm going on a transatlantic trip and staying at a hotel for a week, for a total of ~$750, same price as a single NIGHT on the starship intrepid PER PERSON. They literally don't understand the concept of value for money, and are just assuming the fans they've abused since they bought star wars will shell out any amount for the lowest effort shit imaginable.
You could order a hooked too and have her cos play
For $6000 I would basically expect a Westworld experience. Scaled down of course but still a fully immersive experience with costumes, food, and basically every hotel amenity ever all included in that ridiculous price tag
In the original Westworld movie it cost $2000 a day.
I seen 1 alien
@@blodguizer And thats make the pricing even more insulting. Imagine paying more to get less experience then a fucking fictional park
Make sure it’s Westworld season 1, and not the downward spiral the last two seasons were. They stopped being about robot cowboys.
only if you include the twi'lek whores
This aged like fine wine.
The hotel aged like a fine milk...
One of these is around a year later. Guess which one.
11:51 Disney straight up rocking the Alibaba quality lightsabers for their bs lightsaber training 🤣😂
OJ's backyard star wars experience sounds like a lot of fun.
Deflecting OJ's used G-Fuel tubs with a blue baseball bat will be a premium bro moment
Yeah where the fuck do i sign up
yay
Sign me up, I’m down for a preorder
I’m sold
When I heard lightsaber training, I immediately thought: "oh, I guess they got a partnership with beatsaber or something. I guess that's OK since my expectations are low". But no... its much worse. They straight up found a set they abandoned in the 90s, washed it, and are trying to scam you out of $5,000.
Using the Vader immortal vr setup would have been way more immersive than this shit
In fact they could have taken Oculus Quest headsets and had them customised to look like a god damn Luke shield visored helmet
The two games would have been disappointing in a mall arcade 20 years ago
@@learntooilpaint holy crap I was trying to think of how it could've worked and couldn't think of anything but you nailed it!
The fact the laser pointers on the wall don't even TRY to flash red like a blaster is utterly pathetic. Disney is supposed to go above and beyond, using tech in imaginitive ways. This ain't it.
Disney really has to lower down the prices, no one would pay $6,000 for a 2 night stay
6:20 fun fact according to the lirethat thing on her head is meant so twileks can't use their luku to communicate. So this is supposed to be a resistance supporting ship that supports slavery.
People who reserve a 5000-6000$ hotel room for two days before seeing it or even knowing what it is deserve the disappointment.
"You can control the ship!" *activates the hyperdrive and sends it straight through the planet*
We can only hope...
@King of The Zinger you are my hero for the number of Ewoks you've killed.
@King of The Zinger Fuck sake, that alone would make it worth playing the Empire. Set blasters on Fry, people, lets do this.
I would love a "Spaceballs" experience. Would totally go to that!
Here after Disney announced they’re closing it forever
They didn't even TRY to replicate the Star Wars aesthetic, at all.
This really is what Disney Star Wars fans deserve.
Commander Shepard, that is a wild thing to say! It's just like the Normandy!
Speaking of Mass Effect I got a real hit of escapism the first time I was in the Citadel. I got lost in there for hours and for a while I felt like Earth light years away didn’t matter. And that was just a $50 video game.
Even the name of the ship "Halcyon" just screams GENERIC Sci-Fi. I can't even count how many times I've seen the word halcyon thrown around in random Sci-Fi media (books, video games, videos, board games, etc) so much over the years.
They should have just called this space 220: the 48-hour experience.
@@ccricers The crux though - it was made people who cared about what they were making! And I totally agree that first Mass Effect was something else, almost a blessing and a curse as the experience was so good it's never been replicated for me so far since.
I've had more of a light saber experience as a kid dueling with my friends with the plastic lightsabers from K mart and beating each other with them getting hit on the knuckles in winter
Had better times with STICKS... 6k???
Apparently I am in Star Wars, because this can't be Earth...
@@apophis2129 You could literally have a better star wars experience with a ruler, this hotels a joke
I used to do that with buddies of mine. And boy oh body there were more than bloody knuckles. No bones but definitely bruises. Half the time my arms were so sore I could barely move em. Good times.
@@christopherbarker1048 We used to ride scooters and bikes with them and act like they were speeders or run up and down the jungle gyms like the end of revenge of the sith
@@apophis2129 🤡
"Six thousand? We could almost buy our own ship for that!"
10,000*
Funny thing is, the hotel is now going to close at the end of September. Stupid, dumb Disney.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guests are required to where officially provided costumes. You can't bring your own and no outside props even if they are better quality than what they provide. You also can't leave the building and there are no outside windows as it breaks the experience. You are literally paying $6k for a 45 hour jail stay where every second of your stay is planned out and you are shuffled from event to event.
Better to get an Oculus 2 and all 3 Vader Immortal games for less than $500 and a much better experience.
Wow that sounds like a nightmare 😞
Sounds like fucking prison
Well you get the option of just staying in your cabin or going to the bar as engagement with the "story" is optional but for what you're paying you kinda feel forced to.
Also yeah but they sure won't hesitate to sell you costumes and such at exorbitant prices and you are pretty much a captive audience.
This, I’ve seen VRchat worlds with better production value than this hotel
It honestly looks fine for like $50, but $6,000?! *NO.*
When you spend that kind of money you expect something closer to movie set quality stuff not an Epcot attraction.
I expect James Earl Jones to come to my room and read my kids Star Wars bedtime stories in person at that cost.
This looks worse than an Epcot attraction. At least ATT's vision of the future was kind of a cool. This is just garbage.
@@aoamchart considering WHEN Epcot was made, it is incredible.
With that kind of money I expect to be the personal padawan of either Hayden Christensen or Ewan McGregor and they'll teach me what they know about lightsaber duels.
@@functionatthejunction For that price I'd expect to be blown by Natalie Portman and Daisy Ridley in character and at the same fucking time.
Rest in pieces galactic Starcruiser
If this is the "new world",acording to the "performer", TAKE ME BACK!!!
Let me help you, Disney:
- Knock a zero out of that price;
- Include the build-a-lightsaber experience from Galaxy's Edge;
- At least 6 free drinks per person (1 per meal + 1 extra);
- Guests get to take home thematic clothing (Jedi robes, uniforms, whatever);
- Rework those minigames and add at least three or four more.
Do that and you can say you have a worthy experience. You can even keep the rooms the size they are. They look comparable to cruise ship cabins, and those can actually be quite cozy.
Agreed.
The cost of everything in this country is way out of control. These types of experiences used to be open to anyone in the low middle class and up. Now they're really only accessible to the top 5% of our society.
@@Mehhl81 this. How are people not realizing this.
Build a lightsaber sounds great
6 free drinks for 6000 $ , that s a good deal !
I don’t get how more people don’t understand that Disney is just a soulless corporate entity that no longer gives a shit about their craft or making a truly innovative, amazing product. Disney is damn near a monopoly with almost endless resources at this point & CAN do so much better, they just know that they can do the bare minimum and people will still give them money!
Yeah Kingdom hearts 3 base game is a shining beacon of this.
The weird part is they were working on Galaxy’s Edge at the same time as the hotel. So I guess Galaxy’s Egde got a big chunk of their Disneyland budget and the hotel crew got sloppy seconds.
Disney should've been taken over by Saul Steinberg and sold piece by piece back in 80s.
Woah the private sector not being innovative?! Guess profit is not a good motivator after all.
@@moosnatedog And yet privatisation makes it all about profit.
I worked at a comic book store and a customer walked in. He talked about this 'experience' like he was super cool and super exciting. He was also a 'rich' dick.
This is like Disney's warped grooming idea of a budget cosplay convention held at at a SPACE MOTEL 6.
And I been to A LOT of Conventions and 1 Star Wars Celebration.
Rediculous that people pre-ordered this sight unseen. You deserve everything that comes to you.
This is what gamers do as well, pre-order games with very little info about it. It's not an uncommon practice. Plus, games just like this hotel experience will/can be a first day train wreck. Lol
They deserve a rebel force to blow it up as they are there.
@@Mgranadosv Shhhh! Don't tell the Disney Empire about the Rebel plans! Lol!
@@oprime I miss the days of demo discs. Before the dark times, before pre-orders. My favorite kind of demo was the first level (not necessarily the tutorial level, more like the first actual level) in its final form, with most bugs already fixed and the core game mechanics explained to me well enough so that I could jump right into the paid game if I do decide to buy it.
Also, I own two PS1 demo discs. They’re great.
It’s like going to the movies. It’s the actual business model the movie industry is built on.
It really is amazing how they will ALWAYS find the wrong people to be placed in charge
They Hate fans so they will never let a fan of Star Wars be in charge
Seems like New Disney management is finding people on Fiver to work on all new Star Wars projects lol
Not just in this either, the wrong people are in charge in everything Hollywood right now. I haven't actually been excited for a movie in a long time. When are they going to lose enough money to get some new people involved.
@@FRANK45CASTLE Dune was great at least. Villeneuve and Nolan (although Nolan is going downhill) are pretty much the only directors I have any faith in
@@Biggiiful Dune was the best sci fi movie ive seen in a long time. Out of the past 3 years there hasn't been anything really great like that to come out. There are some good series left out there as well, ive been watching yellowstone and narcos Mexico and those are both incredibly well done. Im just confused who hollywood is marketing to anymore. Alot of good stories have been butchered into some sort of movie for idiots. Im 37 and back in the 90s great movies came out year round. Hard to decide what to get at blockbuster 😂
The real treat here is spending ~$6k to spend 48 hours with 600 sweaty, obnoxious, loud, mouth-breathing tourists, all of whom will every moment take you completely out of any half-arsed LARP that Disney has managed to generate here.
They might dress up as their favorite characters and get really into the LARP. And probably fight over who gets to be the real Fett. lol
600 is too many, there's only 100 rooms...
@@ShalimarX32 have you been to GenCon? They can pack themselves into a room, lol.
No larping. Space bingo and bad light Saber training. See doomcock channel for details.
It isn’t like that at all but go off I guess
not gonna lie, $1000 to hang out with OJ sounds like pretty good value...
To clarify, the $99 cost to get into Galaxy's Edge is for the entire park of Disney's Hollywood Studios, not just the Galaxy's Edge area.
Which makes the price of this even less of a value.
oh lord...
i like the way she asks, " are you ready to take us to hyperspace?" and his response is, " I'm ready to take YOU to hyperspace" He's used that line too many times before.
My favourite part is how much they play up the excitement of getting to engage hyperspace, and when he finally pulls the lever they end the video as soon as humanly possible to rush over how utterly underwhelming it looks.
I feal bad for Sean Giambrone he was definitly type casted they wrote his limes to be just like his character adam goldberg in the show thats literaly set in the 80s
The Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser Main feature should have Kathleen Kennedy, Ruin Johnson and Jar Jar Abrams in a set of pillories in the main foyer where you can throw complementary rotten vegetables at them for destroying Star Wars (Turds cost extra for that authentic experience)
Watching Alex's reaction throughout this video is more entertaining than this hotel "attraction".
“If you’re a Disney Star Wars fan, this is what you deserve.”
9:02 GOD BLESS ALEX!! HE DROPPED THE BIGGEST NUKE LEVEL TRUTH BOMB OUT THERE!!!!!
Disney absolutely MURDERED Star Wars with this stupidity!!
What I find amusing (in a bad way) about this is all the employees they made work on all the shit they've been releasing. You know there are so many of them that knew it was going to be a disaster, but they couldn't (perhaps more accurately wouldn't) say anything about it. Those who spoke up were probably replaced with yes men/women, if any spoke up at all.
Hahahaha this is the same guy who believes in giving low 10/10s and high 10/10s, fuck Alex.
@@Igorgetyou95 Lol who even comes here for anyone but joe?
Its the damn truth... this is past embarrassing
@@Igorgetyou95 the hell is wrong with you
For $6,000 I would expect a full week. Yes it would be more costly than a normal hotel for sure, maybe $600-700 a night per room, but 3k per night for a room WTF!
not mentioning shitty accommodation and overall experience. whole thing sounds like a scam or at least an unsophisticated cash grab.
Called Robbery
It's family ticket. 6k for 4 people
Still to expensive for this crap
@@salomaonplanetsaturn6038 For a themed hotel stay which are all over the place for 1/10 the cost, heck Lego theme hotels are $200-300 for a room which is 1-5 people, most places has a set price for a room and not per person, and for a reasonable price, that also includes free food, sometimes heated pools, hot tubs, and workout rooms, as all as play areas for kids. All that for $300, so tell me again why it matters if its for 4 people when these other places are 5?
Normal cruise ship give better experience than this. This one feel like scam.
The funniest thing they put your ass to work as a "crew" member for that $6k.
Ohh come on! Blocking the laser pointer beems with a little glowing stick looks a bit fun!
I genuinely get the feeling that the people in high places making the important decisions have become so detached from reality at this point that they totally lack the ability to produce anything a normal person will enjoy.
Perhaps you should stop looking to others for enjoyment, it’s all within yourself my friend. We have lost touch with reality as well, deny it all you want but you know it’s true sadly.
@@donniedarko2815 shut up
@@donniedarko2815 You are most definitely correct.
@@ronin1648 or, more usually, more susceptible to corruption
i feel like they are all trying to stay on the fine line of most profits with the least amount of blowback, hey if people are willing to pay 6k for it then is he really that detached from reality ?
Nothing in this looks state of the art or cutting edge, you'd think the Imagineers of Disney would pull out all the stops for the price tag alone. This feels like something from the 80's or 90's.
For $6,000 I would expect Disney to have massive cutting edge tech, full on sensors, hell… even a true hologram experience. But nope… you don’t get any of that shit lol
Why bother when they know suckers will pay any premium price for nostalgia. The better technology for the activities will come a year or two later when bookings start dropping.
@@mclaine33 The old Disney Quest looks better than this shit.
Home designers with a ham sandwich budget could unironically do a better job.
So this feels like the height of practical effects use? No this feels like 2021. A cheap cash grab made by amateurs. Disney can easily have access to the best practical effects company's on earth and they do this. They should have got weta or some other company to create everything. That company built a massive life size mech for the movie chappie that was so impressive looking. They even shrunk it down to model size for home hobbyists to build and paint. There's Close ups of the build process on the website artstation. One of the artists that worked on it posted it on there it's sick.
To be fair!
That corporate disclaimer at the end of her spiel was pretty funny. Good thing I saw the best part for free.
This aged well. Disney is closing the hotel lol. The button pushing on the bridge got me laughing. They couldn't even label the controls or buttons and they are just nilly willy pressing buttons and flipping switches!
You're telling me they couldn't even put a "bank of turrets" in a room that looks like those Star Wars Fighter Simulators in Arcades like Dave and Busters and say hey, you have to control a turret and defend the ship and actually feel immersed? Dear god.
They don’t even give you a darn chair, lol.
"Thanks for your money" - Kathleen Kennedy.
@@mrshmuga9 even a star trek expierence would be cooler, not just because you get chairs but having two separate bridges where they compete in a sort of VR multiplayer game would be pretty cool.
This reminds me of a field trip I took in fifth grade to the observatory and they had our entire class simulate what it was like to be at a space station and mission control. Except that that was educational and free and there was no blue Karen nagging us the whole time.
Yuppppppp
Yeah its like those old tyme recreation towns they bus elementary kids too. Cheesy as hell but at least you learn a little.
Dude you are so right. This is a shitty discovery zone.
And kids would have more fun playing star wars on a console than watching those huge screens with preanimated cut scenes anyway
I remember doing the same thing, here in Virginia. We all got paired in stations, on the phone with a partner, guiding each other through actual props. Was dope.
Speaking of the "jump to light speed", I could bring up "starfield simulation" screensaver from Windows 95 and its about the same
Honestly OJs idea sounds more fun than the actual lightsaber training
"If you're a disney star wars fan then this is what you deserve." LOL I love Alex's ruthlessness.
It Feels like a Joker quote, something sad and at the Same time true
I'll have to send this one to a friend of mine who unironically loves the Sequels and "Reylo". At least she admits they are all garbage tier movies.
It was a breath of fresh air hearing someone else say on camera what I've been thinking for years. Apathy is one useful tool, but when something goes out of its way to be extra terrible? It really gets hard to stay quiet about your disgust 😂
For that price, I feel like they could've made an elaborate wireless VR setup for the lightsaber training
Literally just Vader Immortal on Quest 2 is better in every way 😂
I thought it was going to be VR , I cant believe they miss that opportunity.
Hell the Star Wars Arcade with the joystick had a better lightsaber experience, that arcade was awesome and 100% better than this hotel.
While that is the better option, they'd need to stop to clean it every time which would take longer than cleaning a Lightsaber, I'd assume
That's exactly what I thought it was going to be, I also thought there would be some sort of storyline connected to controlling the ship that you could play through, sort of like starfox with more rp elements but starwars or something.
"I would love to send us into hyperspace.. I just dont want to screw this up"
"Pull this lever"
The last thing I spent 6Gs on was a 3v3 simulation dogfight at 8,000ft against some airforce aviation jocks in Nevada.
It was best of 7 rounds. Virtual guns( like laser guns. No leading or falloff) in acrobatic turboprops built to handle 12Gs.
Losing team paid the event and my team lost. We were originally gonna pay it three ways (2 grand each) but i got the crazy idea to play credit card roulette since we were in vegas. Needless to say it backfired in my face and had to fork over 6Gs worth of flying.
Nothing in life beats the rush of fighting to keep the blood in your brain as you bait a bogey so your wingman can line up a killshot.
As much as it hurt to fork over that much money, I would do it in a heartbeat if it was either that or this b list hotel "in spaaaaace" Give me a break.
I have to imagine Disney expected parents to allow their kids to run wild on the ship, while the parents were getting drunk in the lounge.
I was also hearing people calling it Star Wars the lawsuit hotel. So many people are going to get hurt trying to cosplay in the hotel.
That's probably why most of the stuff looks like it's Playmobil.
They only offer one free drink and no open bar. They want everyone to suffer lmfao
@@3a.m.284 More like they want to nickel and dime you for everything they can while avoiding having to deal with drunk and unruly parents.
@@3a.m.284 They are counting on the parents dropping a few hundred dollars in the bar. Plus the toys and the costumes. Angry Joe didn't mention there is a formal reception, you will need to buy formal Star Wars costume.
Think AJ didn't show was the iteniary. Those two days are back to back planned tasks. There's nobody running around free booting it. You're too busy being shuttled from one task to the next.
When I first saw this I laughed so hard at the price. Especially during a time where the economy is complete trash.
Does Disney just assume everyone makes six figures a year and has 5 - 6k to blow for only a two day experience?
$2,500 - $3,000 a NIGHT? are they INSANE?! There's so many other vacations that I could take for that price that would last way longer lol.
They don't assume people make 6 figures, they believe people are stupid enough to spend crazy cash for little reward lol. People will buy this shit.
At these prices they should’ve made the hotel look like Canto Bight.
People will be waiting for years to stay here i bet
you can get another mortgage/loan, just give us money, NOW!
-Disney
Anyone who still likes Star Wars is someone dumb enough to take out a personal loan to pay for this shit, and Disney knows it.
Don't compare the prices to regular hotels. It's more akin to a cruise and some prices for those are almost $1000 per person for 3 nights. Comparing it to cheap hotels is rather disingenuous.
This is a big disappointment for the council.
I’d rather watch Poe say “Somehow Palpatine Returned” 100 times instead of paying $6000 for this.
What if he says it 101 times?
I'll take a 2-hour loop of the "they can fly now" scene before I'd go to that hotel :D
@@TheEbenenGolem Even better
The "lightsaber training" could've been a decent minigame set in the context of dozens of other minigames guests could play. It isn't a completely worthless idea, it's simply not worth what Disney thinks it is. It's about on par with those carnival games where you throw darts at prizes.
They could have done it so much better, too. They could have tried to tap into the lore, the force user's sense of prediction. By having the laser light start off very weak, you'd have to quickly angle the sabre to it before it "shoots" to simulate having very fast reflexes and predicting where the shot is going.
How am I better at designing attractions than Disney?
i'm thinking that they could have made it a very immersive and collective vr experience where each person in the vr can see the other people in it and then maybe even have a different version where they can duel with another person virtually. Just a thought
@@juliinoy Disney has the money for it, they just don't wanna give it because greed
@@juliinoy exactly, VR would be the way to go, they can even model the goggles after Luke’s eye coverings when he was training with the laser ball..
I was expecting a vr experience where you play a beat saber esque minigame with troopers shooting shit at you and you slicing up debris that get thrown your way.
For 6000 you’d think Disney would be more imaginative. A good idea would allocate a R2 unit to each family that does all the things an Alexa does is the first thing I’d do. Plus build different worlds to be included on a journey, I mean Disney has enough land and money to do this. One thing I do know I wouldn’t want to sleep in plastic looking rooming, if someone farts in one of them rooms everybody is getting a nostril full. You can go to Liverpool docks and sleep in a steel ship for nothing with more room and comfort and a better view.
My guests for the pricing is that whoever was planning this hotel realized that operating it would be much more expensive than initially planned. And that maybe if they wanted to reduce prices, they would do it in the next few years. Still scummy.
Disney literally forgot that Star Tours exists and does this a thousand times better for the cost of a ticket. Even the old one was better, i went through that so much as a kid!
Same, I remember before the sequel trilogy was a thing star tours used to have Vader interact with the ship now every time I ride it it’s always Kylo or first order troopers. Really went downhill especially after they stopped Star Wars celebrations and parades.
Disney Wars is soulless
That light sabre training looked like it was powered by Kinect.
Star wars kinect game did better than the lightsaber training i swear
The "welcome transmission" is something I could have done in middle school for an English project
Lmfao, when that bootleg Fifth Element lady started singing with the actors just awkwardly looking not sure if they should dance or pretend she isn't there, I fell out. Someone really greenlit this... A mess.
The “build up “ for the hyper space jump killed me at the end 🤣
Spot on with the fifth element comparison. I’m dying!!!
I got a better feeling of immersion playing Vader immortal on a VR headset that cost $300 and Vader immortal was $30.
$330 for and experience better than what Disney can offer for 6 grand at home
Really have you been?
Gonna be honest, Disney didn’t make this $6,000 “experience” for us normal folks. They made this wealthy international vacationers who won’t even blink at dropping 6k for their kids to get the Star Wars experience. I bet all the negative domestic press about it won’t even make a dent in their international reservations.
That's what I was thinking. This is for rich people. But you know there are some non-rich parents out there who will spend the money to bring their kids to this.
Its not worth it's asking price...it looks like the set of a fan film.
Not only foreigners, I can totally see some Exec that makes $30K+ a month (before bonuses and other benefits, of course. Which is still laughable compared to what top Execs of large companies, let alone huge companies, make), drop the $6K, during their luxury Disney vacation, that was probably already nearing $10K. It's not for everyone, but I bet there's not that many rooms, so I'd expect this to be full most of the time, even in off-season...
That's the world we live in... I really got a reality check when I vacationed at WDW back in Feb 2020... Even the cheapest Disney hotels (which are no better than a Days inn in terms of accomodations, although of course the rooms are pretty in the newly refurbed rooms, but the old ones were crap) were prohibitingly expensive for a low to medium low income family.
You'd think that Disney would want to take a slice of everyone's pie, but WDW's popularity has gone so off the rails, that Disney now can fill their parks and hotels with the top portion of customers in terms of wealth.. Which means that they can now charge more for the same stuff they did before, with no additional investments needed. They didn't need to build an ultra luxury hotel, they just increased the price of everything, so that the ultra rich can spend their tens of thousands on a simple family getaways on "The happiest place on Earth™".
PS: sorry for the rant
If bad press didn't affect them, they wouldn't have taken down the video ;)
Unlikely, people that "won’t even blink at dropping 6k" have higher standards for expensive hotels. Even the kids will have seen better hotels with bigger rooms and less cheap interior. It will be a disaster, especially for people for traveled around half the globe to visit it.
Wow, the lightsaber part really was sad to see. 4 years ago I tried the short Tatooine experience on virtual reality that felt close enough to lightsaber deflecting lasers. This here, is a joke
Disney's plan from the beginning was to keep releasing more and more Star Wars stuff until everyone was sick of it. Mission accomplished
The lever on the command deck actually represents you flushing your money down the toilet. Because it's "immersive".
"For $1,000 I'll give you a light saber... and throw shit at you." Had me dying laughing. Actually sounds like alot more fun 😂
All they had to do was recreate Mos Eisley and give the whole thing a reasonable price.
For a day trip, Mos Eisley would be a fun attraction. For a hotel? Cloud City all the way, baby
@@justinnyugen7015 - Faaaacts 🙄💯💯💯
Why haven't they hired YOU for their Imagination Dept?! Good Lord...
@BK Beatty Yes, that was awesome!
@@KabbalahSherry I was at Disneyland talking to an employee about 4 years ago, and she said she wished she could just take me to leadership so I could tell them what WE want. The current leadership acts like they are playing roller coaster tycoon, trying to figure out how to charge for bathrooms!
We were going to get that until Kathleen Kennedy called up the imaginners and said that it was going to be based on their new trilogy as "Our best stories are ahead of us, not behind us" and because this was after TFA well, Iger supported her and thus we got the Moroccan bazaar that is Galaxy's Edge.
The original plans involved making it into Tatooine and Oga's would've likely been the Mos Eisley cantina and you can still see the remains of the original plan in the land itself.
For 6k I would expect a hydraulic stage with explosions and sparks flying around when the ship is under attack, a custom built lightsaber or other item of the star Wars Universe, also the immersion should be ramped up with each guest getting a rolecall (letter with stuff/hints for the specific role) and an actual story being played out where the guests action determine which side wins and not the boring ass escape/rebel side winning. Heck throw in some simulators for a higher quality X-Wing vs TIE fighter session xD
Basically make it a really high quality LARP session/setting/Convention, but even all that would be not worth the 6k's not even for a week. Also it should be all inclusive for that price.
Hell, you could stay at an actual castle where you can play d&d every day, be served breakfast and dinner every day, room service, and costumes + d&d supplies for under 1000 euros!
11:00 I didn't know smurfs where in starwars 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For example: one of the best historically acurate medieval inn. With a room for two. Historical shows, medival food mead and entertainment, as well as a night in a spooky medival inn found in Czech Republic costa for two per night with supper and breakfast some 85$
Link? Pack out bags, we're leaving.
link please
I didn't stay in the inn when I was in Prague, but we did see the festival and things going on arond there and even sampled some food. I can highly recommend just as a passerby. Lots of historical places like the Charleston bridge and great food around there.
The link us being deleted :D you can find it as detenice krcma (that means tavern)
yeah, but, your're going back in time when people thought bathing made you get possessed by the devil. so no wonder its only $80....