That's why it's perfect!! A man isn't a man when only shows nothing but his perfections while hiding his imperfections which doesn't make him relatable to the normal man..
But that was no 'she'. And Jump Spiders need no net. That little sucker is quite strong ;•) he can probably jump out of that trap when he's had enough. Unless the plant already has a good grip on - well, 'he' or 'she' doesn't really matter that much any more then... Someone could ask the plant what sex (s)he prefers for dinner....
@@MichaelWinter-ss6lx we can't get that clear a look at the spider's pedipalps, and it's unclear whether this jumping spider is from a species that does the courtship colors thing.
Rabidsandwich it will progress the story. The people involved will learn about nature, respect, consistencies for their actions, and the value of friendship.
"It's like my mother always said, if you need calcium eat a milkman." Well, this explains some things. Like the decline of the milkman population. Yet another victim of over-predation.
@Mxmichii I better walk into a elementary and see your tombstone saying that. I will then make a small hole in the ground. And you will have all the fertilizer you'll ever need.
I remember years ago I turned this on by accident cause when browsing, I remember telling myself before it started that I might as well watch it cause I knew nothing about carnivorous plants and maybe it'll be something interesting. I wish I could relive that experience of slowly realizing what this was and getting surprised, then amused, then fanatic. Thank you mr.frank
As far as I am aware, web spinning spiders all produce two types of strands, those that are sticky and those that are not. They walk on their webs by stepping on the not sticky strands. The next time you see a spider web you can do the same, touch the strands that go straight inwards towards the center of the web, they should be the non-sticky strands, the ones that go around and around are the sticky ones.
Two videos in like a week? Man, I thought you had gone to the place were all great narrators go up in the sky narrating other peoples's lives. I'm glad to see you're back though it has been a while.
Plants don't really have any emotions, so they can't feel confident about anything except tension when under attack. But if they did have emotions, I b et the flytrap would have PLENTY of confidence!
You know what I realized watching horror movie insects, brutal ant hordes and carnivorous plants? Nature and all the creative ways living beings survive is SOOOO interesting. Also: the narrator is so entertaining
This channel is one of the magical hidden treasures grounded in the RUclips that everyone must watch. I mean... it is fucking hilarious and knowledgeable to watch
Carnivorous Plant (Dionaea Muscipula) devouring insects!😱😮💀🦟 One of the most wonderful plant in the world according to the Naturalist and Scientist: Charles Darwin.👏👏 I would like to share you a short video of the amazing and smart mechanism to capture flies: ruclips.net/video/EvjFpFyhEgg/видео.html
@@rosbeldavila3150 | I don't really know why, but multiple emojis and scientific study just don't go together in my mind. I'm probably just too much of a smartass for my own good.
Me too. I just lost it. I was going to post a comment, then I thought, "There WILL be someone who already has … just need to look a bit." Thx, and +1 thumb up.
Here because my niece was curious about carnivorous plants. Instantly subscribed. This is both educational and hilarious. I wish we had this when I was still in school
Not that you care, but after reading this comment, I wanted to see him say it so I randomly pressed on the scrubber bar and I landed exactly at the time he said it.
I'm coming back here 5 years after the fact to say that from 3:32 and onwards is still the funniest part of the video for me and my mother. We watched this together when it first came out and we were laughing the whole time but we broke down in hysterics when we got to that timestamp. We absolutely lost it and now we watch it at least once a year because it's never not funny.
@@fiddlefaddle1 Or she could be expecting payment for her services? Since he has more than one kind of milk and plenty to spare, calcium with the protein seemed like durable returning payment.
2:46 The more the animal struggles the more it gets entangled. Except if you are this spider. This spider does not give a ####. XD For some reason, I found that hilarious.
Love these, Zed! Oops! My Canadian is showing! Love these, Zee! You had me laughing till I cried at 2:32, the poor damsel fly stuck in two different segments on the sundew, and 3:14, that was a cockroach on the way in and something else when it hit the pitcher plant water! Talk about metamorphosis! You’re magic! Had a wee Venus Flytrap, mammals’ revenge, my cat ate it! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
*cries* Remember his video about the aye-aye? "It looks like a cat that got bit by a vampire and halfway through the transformation said 'fuck it'." Or something like that...
Every time I think I've seen your funniest video, I see a new one which beats it. This is my favourite so far. I love your channel. I love your work. This is absolutely brilliant! Thank you :D
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
Love how professional and unprofessional this documentary is.
Kevin N first
That's why it's perfect!! A man isn't a man when only shows nothing but his perfections while hiding his imperfections which doesn't make him relatable to the normal man..
Kenrick Eason wtf did I just try to read😂😂😂
It’s pure professionalism
Roach I think you’re mistaken, dear. It seems like an 11 year old! I can’t believe it! Gather round!
My botany professor just sent us this link instead of class. Lockdown's great
Is lockdown still great? Asking for a friend.
@@hugodesrosiers-plaisance3156 Anything that gives me the excuse to stay inside and play video games all day to save lives -> is great
Professor of the year!
But your English teacher isn’t doing their job... Lockdown is great***
@@CramcrumBrewbringer If your english professor did their job, you'd know what a contraction is. Now go on & mind yo' bizness!
"It's a lot to take in"
"That's what the pitcher plant said"
*This joke is absolute gold*
nah... that joke is in fact, shit... ba dum tsss :D
@@milankuba6977 unfunny didn’t laugh
@@zay_rat8942 and yet to this day no one give a f@$k
@@Im_Marco if you’re gonna insult me atleast spell right 😎
@@zay_rat8942 atleast isn't a word.
Spider: You fool, I have mastered the art of walking through the sticky
That's what she said
@@FrankCosbyNo-Relation nice
They actually make unsticky parts of their web only they know about
But that was no 'she'. And Jump Spiders need no net. That little sucker is quite strong ;•) he can probably jump out of that trap when he's had enough. Unless the plant already has a good grip on - well, 'he' or 'she' doesn't really matter that much any more then...
Someone could ask the plant what sex (s)he prefers for dinner....
@@MichaelWinter-ss6lx we can't get that clear a look at the spider's pedipalps, and it's unclear whether this jumping spider is from a species that does the courtship colors thing.
My mom- "Eat your vegetables, sweety."
Me- "Why?!"
My mom- "Because if you don't...someday they will eat you."
IM GONNA DIE ARENT I .....
When I have kids im telling them this.
Seriously!?
XD
🤣🤣🤣
"Just lie down and put honey on your nose. Then open your mouth." Sounds like a weekend to never be forgotten
Sounds like a casual friday night to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pour some bees in their mouth and they definitely won't forget lol
Sounds like an awesome summer. Add some beer and big boobied women into the mix and you got yourself a blockbuster movie.
@@ghost_anna_reads787 lol just to fill time not progress the story in amy way
Rabidsandwich it will progress the story. The people involved will learn about nature, respect, consistencies for their actions, and the value of friendship.
You: “dew”
Zefrank, an intellectual: *”Duewr”*
Or,
"Dew" = "Jew"
gewehr
You>yuewr*
Oof
"It is, in fact, not duewr"
"Just be #blessed that you don't have to worry about falling into a stomach."
Gets me every time
I’M TIRED OF DRINKING WATER!
I WANNA EAT!
FOOD!
MEAT!
You crazy, you cray-Z!!!
I WANNA CHEWWWWWWW
*Feed me, Seymour.*
Am Tired of drinking , ah wanna Chew!!!
@Nate Higgers nice name
"Five years ago... No, sorry. Millions of years ago..."
I'm dead
Josh
Sometimes you gotta roll with the joke. 🤦♀️
Like
This
Is
This
What
U
Don’t
Know
How
To
Do
@@ashleypisarts | I'd much rather stay upright than roll.
@@carteranderson6474 No he meant how did he type it if he was dead
@@ashleypisarts I rather much roll than role 🤦♀️
Yo my science teacher showed this video to our class and he regretted it.
Did he think this video was actually a serious video?
Mani TV Lol your teacher deserves it for being an irresponsible teacher and not doing his research first
There's nothing but *TRUE FACTS* in this video though
The video never misinforms it's quality education for future generations 👨🔬👩🔬
I'd show it to a class too, if I was a teacher. At least you know the kids would be paying attention to it instead of sleeping!
That frog literally could have landed anywhere…anywhere but there…
Do you believe in fate or destiny ?
@@startusler I believe that Larry pushed the frog there. It's no accident. It's murder!
@@zatzu Good
_Flytrap slowly closes in_
Frog: "This is fine"
The frog knew what it was doing
"It's like my mother always said, if you need calcium eat a milkman."
Well, this explains some things. Like the decline of the milkman population. Yet another victim of over-predation.
Well my dad milked my mom so......
@@samxiregabriel4609 and your mom milked him
That's some vore fetish logic right there.
@@putinforgod3072 Can confirm. It's down a similar line of thinking as ordering food to eat the deliveryman.
@@samxiregabriel4609 Yes, it may be true but please shut up.
This feels like a confused immortal is explaining earth's creatures to aliens.
And Jerry is his not-so-smart human sidekick
@@katconley9702 Came before Rick & Morty but the context works perfectly
And he can't take himself seriously
@@roganrochon2274 i would love to see a Zefrank and Jerry cartoon
That's because you're an alien.
"If there is a hole, something will crawl up in there and poop in it."
Now that's a quote
@Mxmichii I better walk into a elementary and see your tombstone saying that.
I will then make a small hole in the ground.
And you will have all the fertilizer you'll ever need.
IF THERE'S A HOLE , THERE'S A WAY
StarsGoneEmpty LMAOOOOOO
Like pooping on the nose😁😁
Hahahaha
I remember years ago I turned this on by accident cause when browsing, I remember telling myself before it started that I might as well watch it cause I knew nothing about carnivorous plants and maybe it'll be something interesting. I wish I could relive that experience of slowly realizing what this was and getting surprised, then amused, then fanatic. Thank you mr.frank
I have experienced this today. My life is already better
This narrator deserves a reward
No, he deserves to be … pun-ished! (I am an incorrigible punster … so be VERY careful not to incorrige me!)
Maybe you can shit in his mouth.
Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan. Freeman.
Yep
He can receive a reward if he puts honey on his nose and opens his mouth
Forget salads. Imagine how plants feel about bouquets. A cosmetic display of severed plant genitalia.
The human equivalent would be a bag of dicks.
And pollen is plant sperm
Best twisted comment... Damn! So true!
johnjoe donnelly correction: a bag of dicks, ballsacks, vaginas, and ovaries
johnjoe donnelly thanks man.... i was eating
You can't stick a spider. Spiders are masters of sticking and not sticking.
2:18 that one didn't master the art of sticking :c
As far as I am aware, web spinning spiders all produce two types of strands, those that are sticky and those that are not. They walk on their webs by stepping on the not sticky strands. The next time you see a spider web you can do the same, touch the strands that go straight inwards towards the center of the web, they should be the non-sticky strands, the ones that go around and around are the sticky ones.
Not when they fall in your bathtub....
@@nbfulgencio9943 That's low man. Everyone knows bathtubs evolved to prey specifically on spiders.
@@ratgirl34 - You lied to me, and now I'm stuck in Shelob's web. Send help to Mordor!
"The Drosera is also called the sundæœü"
Dammit, this laughed me into a headache, haha
2:08 😂😂😂 I came here just for that
Œ
@@citrusbitten8449 I avoided the laughter headache by punching a pillow
I love how this isn't even wrong.
"This spider does not give a f€\%"
I think we can all aspire to be more like that spider.
@@lordkrythic6246 F€\% spiders
@@AriseOtaku don't f€\% spiders.
Alecia_Always check me out! I’m a violinist
The guy who recorded that said the spider escaped he really does not give a fuck
"it is in fact not dewwrrr" 😂😂
Lmfaooo !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Death by lollipop hugging" lol
It's like a f*!?ed up trip through Willy Wonka's candy factory, right? Maybe THAT'S where they got their inspiration. ;)
Sounds like a good name for a babymetal band.
Talia Wolf check me out! I’m a violinist
“Mixed Greens....of Horror!” I’ll never think of a salad as anything else. Ever.
"The more the insect struggles, the more it is digested. Unless you are this spider. Which does not give a f*ck"🤣🤣🤣 Best documentary ever XD
That spider was literally eating that shit as it came in on him LMFAO. He fucking mike tsyoned that bitch.
Lmao
Bahahahaha
😂😂😂😂
Two videos in like a week? Man, I thought you had gone to the place were all great narrators go up in the sky narrating other peoples's lives. I'm glad to see you're back though it has been a while.
Carlos Gordo he was kidnapped by buzzfeed
I love how a plant has more confidence in killing spiders than me
Except for that one spider, who still, even today, doesn't give a f@$k.
It literally uses its mouth to kill them while we just use uhmmm... Anything I guess
Plants don't really have any emotions, so they can't feel confident about anything except tension when under attack. But if they did have emotions, I b et the flytrap would have PLENTY of confidence!
😂😂😂😂😂
😆👏👏👏👍
Plant: "Hey! You forgot to pay for your meal!"
Rodent: "Oh snap! Let me take a shit then"
Plant: "Thank you! Pleasure doing business with you."
Rodent: Pleasure doing business in you.
Just like my local McDonalds...
Im-a-thirsty-little-flower.jpg
What percentage counted as a tip?
"while the pitcher plant benefits because someone shits in its mouth"
Absolutely lost it there
Win-win!
I expected the next video after his return to be months away. This is so amazing.
FreedomHero4 me too I thought it would be like 3 months like last time
FreedomHero4 same omg I peeped or a zefrank fast
nobody:
zefrank: dëwr
Derwewrwwerew
?
Exhüde
What did nobody say? Why did you quote nobody? Idiot
Brandon Boyce it’s a thing that people say and I can also agree that it’s not funny at all.
I love how he has such a classy voice yet he curses so it makes it extra funny
“Except if you are this Spider...This Spider does not give a f*ck” I died 😂
Lol wtf was it even doing?
Died, just like the spider...oh, wait.
@@LtActionCam I'm guessing that its smart enough to push all of the stems tentacles down together, so it doesn't get trapped by them.
@@ArcanineEspeon kumo desu ga nani ka?
@@Flames_Spirit Fuck yes
"Except If You're This Spider. This Spider Does Not Give a F*ck"
Zefrank1- 2018
wuts in between the f and u
I laughed so hard at this part!
A "y" obviously. As in Byurd. Or Lemyur.
Isn't that a Portia? Those spiders do not give a fuck.
Why are you here ? it’s called an asterisk
*
"The inventor of the Kickstarter Toilet Cam finally caught a break!"
One of the most perfectly delivered comedic lines ever written.
You know what I realized watching horror movie insects, brutal ant hordes and carnivorous plants?
Nature and all the creative ways living beings survive is SOOOO interesting.
Also: the narrator is so entertaining
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Zefrank is bacc
I don't think people realize how ridiculously happy it makes me that this series is back
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
it fills me with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh yes we do!
The perfect nature documentary intro doesn’t exi-
-st, it can't hurt you.
This: 0:00
🦘🦃🦚🐧🦅🕊🦠🥑🍞🥒🌶🌶🍐🥑
"5 years ago, no wait, millions of years ago"
Frank, dont ever change
If only all documentaries were presented like this in school, I probably would have stayed awake more, paid attention more and learned more.
if you regularly got to watch documentaries in schools you were blessed
@@FirefulXD I watched documentaries outside of school because I was a nerd growing up… and still am
Holy shit. I'm glad I finally found a channel like this. The perfect mixture of humour and informative.
I agree. I love that XD
The narrator's got that gift.
just wait until you watch the one about ducks.
Holy shit dude.
And just in time, this channel died for 3 years.
I was waiting for him to say "That's how the honey dew do".
Hyuck... *doo doo*
🤣
"That's how the honeydewwr... dewwr..."
That is how the sundewwwwrrrr dewwwrrr.
“Except if you are this spider“
“This Spider does not give a f-*-(beep)-* ”
Im dying 😂
FIRE367 ikr hilarious made me subscribe lol
I was thinking poor spider but he really doesnt give a fuck
Except for that spider that spider dose not give a fuck
Lol i laughing so much
@Poke Poke i almost did xD
Hey plant are you vegan?
Carnivorous plant: yesn't
I get the joke
But its a bad one
@@bluekunt who asked
@@imbob99999 who asked you to reply?
Bob can’t hear you he has AirPods in
Wearing iPhone headphones 😂
@@LoganT547 👌
@@omegawario7479Lewis yes. yes they do
@Bob Bob U really made an account for that!?
4:08 It kinda freaks me out that that thing has human ears
Shit
or humans have animal ears.. because thats what we are... fukin stupid perfect apes
they had these before we do
Humans evolved from creatures like these
Evil Anvil heck
I never thought I’d see the day when ZeFrank uploaded again.
You didn't think you'd live longer than a week?
Meccarox I thought I'd die without this channel but forgot about it for 5 years
MetFanMac
I meant consistently uploading videos.
Meccarox lol how many years has it been?
Same
Thank you.
As a Carnivorous Plant enthusiast and a sufferer of depression this made my day. 👍
These are the videos that give me life. I've missed you and your content, man. It's great to have you back.
OMG NO WAY! You are back, and there was a video last week I missed too. Omg
Tbh Thought it was someone else when I first saw the first new video I was like IT CANT BE REAL!
This channel is one of the magical hidden treasures grounded in the RUclips that everyone must watch.
I mean... it is fucking hilarious and knowledgeable to watch
agreed
Carnivorous Plant (Dionaea Muscipula) devouring insects!😱😮💀🦟 One of the most wonderful plant in the world according to the Naturalist and Scientist: Charles Darwin.👏👏 I would like to share you a short video of the amazing and smart mechanism to capture flies: ruclips.net/video/EvjFpFyhEgg/видео.html
@@rosbeldavila3150 | I don't really know why, but multiple emojis and scientific study just don't go together in my mind. I'm probably just too much of a smartass for my own good.
@@DrakoWulf Ok! I dis it to try not to bore you with too much information! But I will consider your constructive comment.
Agree! Love the Hummingbird video. It was fascinating. This guy is great at what he does!
They were tired of drinking...They wanted to CHEW
I want to EAT! M E A T!
Zefrank and CalebCity share the same space in my heart
“Unless you’re this spider. This spider doesn’t give a *bleep*”
OMG I love this sentence!
Me too. I just lost it. I was going to post a comment, then I thought, "There WILL be someone who already has … just need to look a bit." Thx, and +1 thumb up.
No because he said a inappropriate word
You would probably get a kick out of the video "spiders on drugs" then
@@BukuiZhao okay boomer
@Nightcore_Light r/woooooooooooooooosh
"If you need calcium
" eat a milk man"
If you need protein
Eat a bodybuilder
If you need your veggis
Eat a vegan
If you need vitamins
Eat a gay man
because they're fruity :D
@@MrOrmanley thank you for the advice, now I know what to make for desert for the family dinner tonight!
No steroids
If you want gay eat a RUclips commenter
1:18 "Hey, I saw that. That is so f*cked up."
As if the fly doesn't have enough to worry about
"If you need calcium eat a milkman"-Best quote ever!
omg so disappointed that Frank didn't take the opportunity to use the dew-stick trapper plant as a pun for "that is how the sun dew do"
The legend has returned.
More like our God
All hail the Legend!
Liberal*
Bf 109 K-4 So? He's returned at least.
Too damn true
We truly have him back...
CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH!
O.k
HALLELUJAH, IT’S RAINING PERFECTION
HALLELUJAH
ZEFRANK IS BACK
HALLELUJAH! 🙌
Booyah
Here because my niece was curious about carnivorous plants. Instantly subscribed. This is both educational and hilarious. I wish we had this when I was still in school
it is, in fact, not deerw.
to deerw or not to deerw
Deerw it.
Not that you care, but after reading this comment, I wanted to see him say it so I randomly pressed on the scrubber bar and I landed exactly at the time he said it.
And that time was??????
2:18
Im glad this is a thing .
Again
This is how a Zefrank do.
Kare A Roto derrwww
I'm coming back here 5 years after the fact to say that from 3:32 and onwards is still the funniest part of the video for me and my mother. We watched this together when it first came out and we were laughing the whole time but we broke down in hysterics when we got to that timestamp. We absolutely lost it and now we watch it at least once a year because it's never not funny.
I am so happy you are back. You were gone so long that I now have a 3 year old daughter to freak out with your videos!
Generic post about how this video was uploaded surprisingly quicker than the last one considering Zefrank's previous gap in uploads.
Generic reply about how I did not expect to see you here.
Standard reply about how we should keep the conversation about Zefrank and this video since that's the subject of the comment and not myself.
Generic snarky reply
Comic Drake generic guy telling you generic commenters to shut the fuck up XD
Generic reply trying to think of something witty to say as to add to this conversation
Feed me, Seymour...
You can do it feed me Seymour feed me all Night long cause if you feed me Seymour i can grow up BIG and strong
caffeineadvocate little house of horrors
aurora borealis ?
I don’t have any dentists left. I’ll have to run to the store
A- aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
“5 years ago…” watching this 5 years after upload date makes it that much better
mmmm I have one of them cacti lookin venus trapper things
The Theorizer where do you live? I can't find those anywhere
The sun dew? I actually found one in Hobby Lobby of all places. Carnivorous plants can be hard to take care of, so do research.
The Theorizer I see you're here too
Oh hello.
I swear this just showed up on my feed and I read “Coronavirus plants” my goodness , no escape
The technocrats are doing this, they are occultists and need our emotional responses.
I did too and I KNEW SOMEONE DID AS WELL
@@romanceenthusiasm7972 STOP. BRINGING. POLITICS. INTO. *EVERYTHING.*
I searched for "Coronavirus" in the comment with no disappointment.
Same
Can you please not disappear for 3 more years? K thanks
I was wondering when you’d show up
I don't know, the Dear Kitten stuff was pretty good.
Sometimes I don’t understand your jokes
Agreed
Who are you?..
"You're making it sound like I'm saying cock!" Died laughing, best documentary ever.
"The inventor of the kickstarter toilet cam finally got his break". I lost it LOL
i did too i have headphones one my roommate thought i lost my mind
"If this seems grotesque to you, imagine what a salad looks like to a plant." That made my day!
HeadbangingPizza lmmfaooo 😭😭😭😭 my fuckin ribs
One of nature's most fundamental rules: *"If there is a hole something will crawl up there and poop in it."* 😂
this one totally cracked me
It's more like pup. Really fast.
I love your real professional narrator voice that breaks into, “I didn’t say cock!!”. Fucking classic.
YAY!!!! Christmas came early.
So did i. And so should you.
Fact
gross
"Young Sir David Attenborough narrates documentary after smoking some pot or smth." was how i describe these when i recommend my friends
Holy shiit
Xepher Shihong That description was beautiful👌🏽
Watch Round Planet
Seems about right.
Fadil Azhari and if he was American
I don't like Buzzfeed... in fact I think I hate Buzzfeed.
But I like you.
“…death by lollipop hugging.” is definitely a brand-new phrase.
That spider was savagely beating he life out of that plant, and we all laughed.
*Lucas the spider will remember that*
The Other Point Of View I know, plants are fucking scum bags dude..
Khalil Mason i did laugh
@@dcogreenhills9359 lol
That's actually a highly sped up video. It was probably actually moving slowly as it tried to escape the dew.
"If you need calcium eat a milkman"
Your mother sounds like quite the adulteress
Mohamed Abdulla, I'm guessing that mom was more interested in protein! ( wink,wink, nod, nod)
So i am not the only one that did understand his moms thought and probably practice.
@@fiddlefaddle1 Or she could be expecting payment for her services? Since he has more than one kind of milk and plenty to spare, calcium with the protein seemed like durable returning payment.
Thank you!
@@fiddlefaddle1 Witty! Even if it was intentional or not your comment is educational, funny, and tamed where only mature minds can understand!
2:46 The more the animal struggles the more it gets entangled. Except if you are this spider. This spider does not give a ####. XD
For some reason, I found that hilarious.
Shadowwarrior 27 watch his marsupials video you wont be disappointed
Huh, read this right as he was saying it
Omg, I sprayed Pepsi all over my windshield when this part played!!!
Don’t worry your not alone
Shadowwarrior 27 _fuck_
Just say it
This guy JUST can't say "Dew" like the common man. He's gotta "duuueewwrrr" it
As Our Emperor once said "Dew It"
That asshole just think himself fuckin funny and just cant speak
venus fly erotica botanitca britannica titinin bro
falseprophet141 hum
falseprophet141 yep
OMG! So informative and funny! The next time I’m desperate in Borneo I’ll ...
Fox Willow XD you cracked me up.
I prefer flytraps over a pitcher plant , sorry.
shit in a plant
NOT RLLY
Pitcherplant buddy
"Death by a lolipop hugging", legendary.
"Except if you are this spider. This spider doe not give a fuck."
This needs to be shown in middle schools. It would get kids interested in science again
My high school marine teacher used to put these on every now and again
"this spider... doesnt have to give a f*-"
I know right because the cussing 😃
ello rayman legends
Oh hey you called me rayman legends :D
@Konnor Hunley What?!
@Konnor Hunley it's okay my profile picture is actually rayman legends characters and different cartoon ones instead of the letter "G" you could tell
*Five years ago... I mean, five MILLION years ago...* 🤣🤣🤣
Hey God, how old is the Earth?
God: *Ehh, just about eight thousand..*
Zefrank: *Eight thousand MILLION years old*
He didn’t even repeat what the guy said in the video you dummys
@@retroyoungmetro8989
Hey retro I just seen one of your videos, did you and your sister get rid of your herpes okay?
Earth is 4.5 billion years old
@Captain Twice Just go and read some science books first or if you're so lazy then just google it before dismissing a FACT.
I can't believe it. He is actually back. Hell yes!
Love these, Zed! Oops! My Canadian is showing!
Love these, Zee! You had me laughing till I cried at 2:32, the poor damsel fly stuck in two different segments on the sundew, and 3:14, that was a cockroach on the way in and something else when it hit the pitcher plant water! Talk about metamorphosis! You’re magic! Had a wee Venus Flytrap, mammals’ revenge, my cat ate it! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
Another true fact about carnivorous plants:
You'll get to play as one in Smash.
Fuck yea you do
And Main, for sure.
If you remember Petey Piranha from Sunshine.
Stop.
shadowslayer205 I want to play him so much.
The Phoenix has risen again from the smoldering ashes
How are you doing?
He got run off by feminists from buzzfeed. Lol he found out he's their enemy.
Justin Y. Ok now you’ve invaded my subscribtions you even got my boy Emperor Tigerstar
Jackfilms, zefrank1, what other RUclipsrs do we watch?
Why are you everywhere?
It brings me tremendous pleasure that you've returned to us
4:11 This is my third or fourth time watching this video, and only now am I realizing THAT SHREW HAS *HUMAN 👂🏿 EARS👂🏽!*
They are more closely related to primates than they are to true shrews so I guess it kinda makes sense
@@pythoncasey damn no kidding?
Does that mean those little things aren't actually rodents either?
@@ArcanineEspeon Rodents are close relatives of primates like us. Strange and surprising enough?
there's nothing better than True Facts - PLEASE NEVER LEAVE AGAIN
Bob is a terrible friend
HOLY GOD COVERED IN CHOCOLATE AND WHIPPED CREAM , HES BACK!!!!
KatieVanHelsing I feel spoiled. This is what? Two videos in about a week? I was just as excited as you were to be honest.
I love his videos. Except the end of the frog one. I hate the end of that one
KatieVanHelsing I’ve missed his videos, thought he’d quit for sure. It’s only been 3 years.
Did you see the vid a few days ago?!
*cries* Remember his video about the aye-aye? "It looks like a cat that got bit by a vampire and halfway through the transformation said 'fuck it'." Or something like that...
Every time I think I've seen your funniest video, I see a new one which beats it. This is my favourite so far. I love your channel. I love your work. This is absolutely brilliant!
Thank you :D
this is why you stay subscribed
lol yeah. I actually forgot about this channel. Good thing I didn't unsubscribe
Yup!
I don’t get why people unsubscribe from inactive channels, it costs nothing and causes no inconveniences.
+Gennaro Martínez I mean, it takes forever to scroll through my subscriptions, so...