True Facts : Ant Mutualism

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @far_centrist
    @far_centrist 5 лет назад +2431

    David's log : infiltration mission, days 54. they are still suspicious of me.

    • @nekrataali
      @nekrataali 5 лет назад +138

      This is funny because ant mimicry is a thing. Dave isn't actually a leaf cutter ant (who are all female except for drones anyway)...Dave is an ant spider.

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 5 лет назад +18

      @@nekrataali but neither scenes were ant spiders so....

    • @toastie8173
      @toastie8173 5 лет назад +93

      Day 74: I have realised that this is infact fungus used for food, not getting high

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 4 года назад +4

      @-_XGrimmy McGrimmsX_- Yeah, ASS crack! Reeww!!

    • @Bennahr_Fett
      @Bennahr_Fett 2 года назад +2

      Day 1129: So Jessica may have cheated on me with brad.. Im going to introduce her to our friendly neighbor hood spider for dinner..

  • @ren09rn
    @ren09rn 6 лет назад +6324

    You mock David, but he's actually the lead singer of Fungus Chambers.

  • @tmaxon8
    @tmaxon8 6 лет назад +1967

    "Perhaps life is really about finding a taker for what you are giving." Deep

  • @terrencethompson8423
    @terrencethompson8423 5 лет назад +4834

    I felt proud of myself when he said “Good job Terrence, that is a good leaf.” My name is Terrence

  • @TaranVH
    @TaranVH 6 лет назад +5665

    Don't think I didn't notice that this one was more educational than usual!

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 6 лет назад +215

      I love when the truth is so weird that it's better than making things up. Except in regards to imperialism. Then it's just depressing.

    • @pheonixsheppard9012
      @pheonixsheppard9012 6 лет назад +45

      IstasPumaNevada So, you enjoy making stuff up about Imperialism? Do you work at buzzfeed?

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO 6 лет назад +15

      It's REALLY True Facts

    • @deathtaco4095
      @deathtaco4095 6 лет назад +4

      oh hey its you

    • @watermelonwatsittoya
      @watermelonwatsittoya 6 лет назад +3

      Have you ever watched natgeo wild there's some crazy shit on there everything This guy is talking about it this I've learned from watching natgeo wild

  • @TaranVH
    @TaranVH 6 лет назад +1372

    I definitely needed more true facts in my life.

    • @alexlam24
      @alexlam24 6 лет назад +6

      Taran Van Hemert Need more thicc Dennis

    • @mudlark4099
      @mudlark4099 6 лет назад +2

      Taran Van Hemert don't we all 🐜

    • @IllBeaAround
      @IllBeaAround 6 лет назад +2

      get back to editing

    • @FantasyAddict95
      @FantasyAddict95 6 лет назад +8

      well rejoice all ye subscribers, because it looks like he's been working on quite a few videos, since he's been releasing new ones regularly recently after years of silence! may we continue to learn how the various critters do!

    • @JustSomebody5
      @JustSomebody5 6 лет назад

      I second that!

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 6 лет назад +1693

    I see Facebook Watch's exclusive rights to this episode expired

    • @ujjwaljha2402
      @ujjwaljha2402 6 лет назад +76

      TierZoo I don't know which channel i like more yours or his ?

    • @SnowBrae
      @SnowBrae 6 лет назад +102

      Collab between you two when

    • @defrte
      @defrte 6 лет назад +22

      Huh, I'm put of the loop, can someone explain this?

    • @DxSkeith
      @DxSkeith 6 лет назад +28

      Lol you should do a review of RUclips Content Creator Species with Zefrank, or true facts about RUclipsrs as a species. Either way, if you guys teamed up the product would be diamonds

    • @kaluahmon
      @kaluahmon 6 лет назад +5

      Of course you would watch this series.

  • @nospamman4443
    @nospamman4443 5 лет назад +1393

    "i would gladly secrete a tiny little hamburger out of my belly button for you to eat" .. nothing more satisfying than a saucy narrator

    • @jennhutchinson4328
      @jennhutchinson4328 5 лет назад +30

      And have a fanny pack full of napkins lol

    • @Schmooplzzz
      @Schmooplzzz 4 года назад +15

      @@jennhutchinson4328 And a half shirt.XDDD

    • @HaloHighlightz
      @HaloHighlightz 4 года назад +5

      I read this right as he said it lol I love when that happens 😅

    • @katherinenyberg7891
      @katherinenyberg7891 4 года назад +4

      Oh goodness- can't stop laughing!

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 4 года назад +2

      Wasn't sure where he was going to suggest a secretion from...🤭🤪

  • @edoboleyn
    @edoboleyn 6 лет назад +2963

    David is doing the best he can.

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 6 лет назад +56

      I'm glad someone thinks so.....

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 лет назад +66

      If more people (ants) helped instead of ignored poor David just imagine how far he'd be right now

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris 6 лет назад +14

      Yeah!

    • @ESPlover707
      @ESPlover707 6 лет назад +17

      Yes i am

    • @shamanthjilla
      @shamanthjilla 6 лет назад +11

      Mere C Goddmanit David you had one job

  • @ExaltedArchvile
    @ExaltedArchvile 6 лет назад +482

    David... David no. That's not a leaf.
    Sorry, David was just dropped on his head as a larvae that's all. He's what we call the "Special" Ant.

    • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
      @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 6 лет назад +3

      Super Booster Boy xd

    • @KrysDlite
      @KrysDlite 6 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂 I read that in Zefrank’s voice and it’s amazing! Very funny!

    • @stizzacrizack5050
      @stizzacrizack5050 5 лет назад +4

      Why are you calling me special... :(

    • @user-nu8in3ey8c
      @user-nu8in3ey8c 4 года назад +2

      That's cold, and hilarious. Another reason to not tappy tappy your larvae on their heads...... They will become a David that think that fecal matter pieces are leaves.........

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 6 лет назад +2564

    I am of the firm belief that David simply knows something the rest of us do not. David is ahead of his time, we should all look to David to future advances!
    Or just put him in the corner and ignore him. One of the two, but never both.

  • @argolake8623
    @argolake8623 4 года назад +284

    When I was doing tree research abroad in Costa Rica, my colleagues were studying leaf cutter ants. They were seeing how fast they go, and they marked out a distance with little pieces of red paper. But one of the ants decided it was a leaf cutting and picked it up to take back to the nest. So among all the green you could see a little bit of red slowly moving up the trail.

    • @CreamCakes420
      @CreamCakes420 2 года назад +10

      That’s really cool

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 2 года назад +3

      Could do it with some good quality video and some good object-tracking software - talk to the computer science/AI researchers and see if they know any off the shelf or have a good degree/masters/PhD who'd like a challenge.

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 2 года назад +4

      @@user-yb1gv6qi7y please tell me that's a phrase you can use on a grant application

    • @nachorodriguez6380
      @nachorodriguez6380 Год назад +15

      Perhaps that was David

    • @kevinjustice1765
      @kevinjustice1765 Год назад +4

      Yea but how slowly exactly? I guess we'll never know now....thanks David

  • @zenitrammpr
    @zenitrammpr 6 лет назад +606

    That is how David do

  • @FightingMario54321
    @FightingMario54321 6 лет назад +642

    The return we didn’t deserve. Welcome back.

  • @camillebrenes
    @camillebrenes 6 лет назад +758

    I secreted tears out of my eyes while watching this, and my stomach hurts. That's how I do.

    • @peepoobeepoo5842
      @peepoobeepoo5842 6 лет назад +4

      AddictedBassAnglers that is how an addictebassangler do

    • @dorfsteen
      @dorfsteen 5 лет назад

      You're killing me oh my God LOL

    • @Orangecatty
      @Orangecatty 5 лет назад +5

      That's how you dew*

    • @dorfsteen
      @dorfsteen 5 лет назад +1

      @@Orangecatty by the way what the hell happened to Frank again 2 months we're jonesing here Frank

    • @ScribblebytesWorldwide
      @ScribblebytesWorldwide 5 лет назад

      Can I drink them? I've always wanted to taste white tears! 😂 😂 I'm kidding! I'm kidding yall! Oh lordt! I'm on the spectrum this is my sense of humor. I love Madonna, she's cool. 😎

  • @mikailyshmaelalba8340
    @mikailyshmaelalba8340 5 лет назад +478

    "Perhaps life is really just about finding a taker, for what you are giving."

    • @Nemesis0513
      @Nemesis0513 4 года назад +21

      I’ve got practically nothing... you can take a look, though.

    • @bobblob6220
      @bobblob6220 4 года назад

      @Afrodisiac **ugly* man

    • @deismaccountant
      @deismaccountant 4 года назад

      Like real life Mutualism amongst humans!

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 3 года назад

      Truer words have never been spoken...

    • @supersonictumbleweed
      @supersonictumbleweed 3 года назад

      I can relate. Still trying to get into my dream job

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 лет назад +3235

    *Goddamnit David.*

  • @sleon7340
    @sleon7340 6 лет назад +259

    You are a comedic light on dark times in many of our lives, Zefrank, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for that

    • @sleon7340
      @sleon7340 6 лет назад +1

      Greetings fellow non mouse voiced by Michael J Fox Stuart!

    • @InnannasRainbow
      @InnannasRainbow 6 лет назад +2

      That is how Zefrank do.

    • @W0lfSh1eld
      @W0lfSh1eld 6 лет назад

      stuart leon that is how we subscribers do xD

  • @umphreak9999
    @umphreak9999 6 лет назад +298

    it's like my pappy always said, "If at first you don't succeed, milk the aphid by stroking their rears to stimulate the flow of sugar rich secretions." But then again, he was in a mental hospital at the time so we really didn't think much of it.

    • @MelA-wr9rb
      @MelA-wr9rb 6 лет назад +10

      Looks to me like perhaps you guys had him committed a bit prematurely? Hmmmm?? ;)

    • @umphreak9999
      @umphreak9999 6 лет назад +15

      Mel A well, that was with meds on a good day, but when he started giving live "demonstrations" at local bus stops we had to do something, and the police didn't buy the whole performance art excuse

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 6 лет назад +1

      Was his name David?

  • @dalcon555
    @dalcon555 5 лет назад +3743

    I feel personally attacked right now

    • @chadcoulter5119
      @chadcoulter5119 5 лет назад +91

      Ha funny. Poor david

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 лет назад +233

      Stop carrying that poop around David the fungus doesn't want it

    • @paulinelarson465
      @paulinelarson465 5 лет назад +91

      One of my grandsons is named David. It means "beloved". He is a very smart, hard working, young man. He can tell you about the benefits of manure in the compost pile and the garden. We have always told him that he is our favorite David !

    • @zawarudo3054
      @zawarudo3054 4 года назад +35

      I knew a few David's .. all are now from herion overdoses . Weird coincidence. And sad. Met another David not long ago hope he doesn't ...you know

    • @coreyyamaguchi8787
      @coreyyamaguchi8787 4 года назад +12

      Way to go david

  • @leilamathias-hayes2344
    @leilamathias-hayes2344 6 лет назад +106

    Having this come back is the highlight of 2018

  • @jacob_90s
    @jacob_90s 6 лет назад +283

    I get the impression Frank has been uploading videos for the last 4 years, and recently had a "oh shit!" moment when he realized they were all private.

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 6 лет назад +16

      Jacob Wells XD

    • @AwesomeGames56
      @AwesomeGames56 6 лет назад +6

      I would definitely not be surprised.

    • @HarryKrinkle
      @HarryKrinkle 6 лет назад +20

      It's because Buzzfeed didn't allow you to post anything that was not on Buzzfeed. I don't know if they changed that or if Frank left Buzzfeed, but whatever the case, I'm for it.

  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 6 лет назад +2621

    I swear you say hidey hole in every episode.

  • @juandoyle5104
    @juandoyle5104 5 лет назад +906

    Why you are so cute?
    " tapy tapy back to sleep"
    I just can't handle it

    • @loop78
      @loop78 4 года назад +13

      Favorite line 😂

    • @raul286162
      @raul286162 4 года назад +9

      Same I laughed a lot

  • @cindylikersa9411
    @cindylikersa9411 6 лет назад +762

    Classic David

    • @chrisedwards3449
      @chrisedwards3449 6 лет назад +2

      Cindy Likersa names not David that's a girl ant

    • @PyroJohn19
      @PyroJohn19 6 лет назад +17

      Chris Edwards Don't assume it's gender. It could be a transboy ant

    • @RandomerThanAverage
      @RandomerThanAverage 6 лет назад

      +

    • @krylesangerbeaver
      @krylesangerbeaver 6 лет назад +2

      The video with David going by so proudly carrying the poop and this comment, both made me laugh so much!

    • @dv4497
      @dv4497 6 лет назад +3

      Listen man, I cant help it

  • @50calcaleb58
    @50calcaleb58 6 лет назад +1863

    honey dewwwwrrrr

    • @SketchyScribe
      @SketchyScribe 5 лет назад +9

      50cal Caleb thank god im not the only one who notices that every time it makes me cringe

    • @DubTheG
      @DubTheG 5 лет назад +7

      @Hugh Jaanus I can say front just fine. Lmao, where do you get that we can't pronounce front? 😂🤔 Just because a few dumbass Americans can't say certain words, doesn't mean none of us can. I'm sure whatever country you live in has plenty of dipshits that can't speak properly as well. So try rephrasing that to, "Why do people have problems pronouncing 'Front'?" Weirdo.

    • @martindesrocher4528
      @martindesrocher4528 5 лет назад +2

      makes me laugh every time !

    • @rolandocrisostomo2003
      @rolandocrisostomo2003 5 лет назад +2

      OMG it's even funnier to read it.

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury 5 лет назад +3

      Honeydeur.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +1623

    I honestly cannot believe that you are back for good now. Or you could bamboozle us and not upload anything for 3 more years

  • @DracoDovakiin
    @DracoDovakiin 5 лет назад +219

    David even got his own place in the credits. There is hope for him yet.

  • @JJHughes2000
    @JJHughes2000 6 лет назад +263

    I would like to thank you zefrank1, if not for you I would not have been able to talk about ants for 45 minutes on my Alevel biology paper essay on the importance of interactions between organisms

  • @Merthyc
    @Merthyc 6 лет назад +237

    I, for one, support David's staunch individualism.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 лет назад +10

      David's individualism puts the colony's collectivist philosophy in jeopardy.

    • @Jackw00pw00p2
      @Jackw00pw00p2 6 лет назад +5

      Why doesn't the world try to collect poop like me? You go little man.

    • @davidmcpherson5933
      @davidmcpherson5933 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you.

  • @fugglepugg8055
    @fugglepugg8055 6 лет назад +233

    I am very fond of they way you say dew.

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 5 лет назад +217

    He’s like a proud ant father/teacher until David comes along

  • @ToastedFanArt
    @ToastedFanArt 6 лет назад +533

    Classic Dave...

    • @mudlark4099
      @mudlark4099 6 лет назад +7

      Toasted Fan Art 🐜🌿🐜🌿

    • @SpeedOfTheEarth
      @SpeedOfTheEarth 6 лет назад

      Toasted Fan Art +

    • @JerzCe73
      @JerzCe73 6 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @bradohms
      @bradohms 6 лет назад

      Toasted Fan Art It might be his personal obsessions, you guys shouldn't judge.

    • @gabilurio4270
      @gabilurio4270 6 лет назад +1

      Two ants one cup

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +2662

    Three videos in three weeks? Please don't trick us and disappear for 3 more years

    • @matamatmassivetac5789
      @matamatmassivetac5789 6 лет назад +75

      Justin Y. Don't jinx it

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 лет назад +139

      I already crossed my fingers and knocked on wood so I think I negated it

    • @jeremybr2020
      @jeremybr2020 6 лет назад +32

      Seriously, I got all giddy when I saw that he actually put out another video. zefrank1 is a RUclips legend, and for good reason. I just wish he would do another Sad Cat or Dog Diary. But I will gladly take what I can get.

    • @JarlTryggve
      @JarlTryggve 6 лет назад +9

      Half life 3 confirmed

    • @flo_wer
      @flo_wer 6 лет назад +21

      Justin Y. Why are you everywhere????!

  • @AntsCanada
    @AntsCanada 6 лет назад +719

    Great video! Ant love forever! 🐜

    • @ultimatepredatorx2937
      @ultimatepredatorx2937 6 лет назад +52

      Wow it's you. How unexpected yet not to find you here.

    • @vendrixuther7111
      @vendrixuther7111 6 лет назад +4

      HI!

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 6 лет назад +7

      AntsCanada course We find AntCanada

    • @RippleAnt
      @RippleAnt 6 лет назад +7

      Oh! Who else more worthy of the top comment. Ant Love Forever!.

    • @morthread017
      @morthread017 6 лет назад +3

      OMG, HE'S HERE 😱

  • @incognitoburrito7458
    @incognitoburrito7458 3 года назад +109

    I remember going to an insect exhibit and they had a tank of live leaf cutter ants. As I looked closely at the tank, I noticed the ants were piled up on the corner and crawling their way up. The ants were trying to escape.

    • @areid5907
      @areid5907 2 года назад +14

      They could have just tunnels out of rhe glass by using lasers made out of leaves and refracted light, but that would also require huge amounts of poop for a power sauce.

    • @areid5907
      @areid5907 2 года назад +6

      Christianity is worse than baked beans. At least you can still eat the beans. With Christianity you get nothing but imaginary beans.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 2 года назад +13

      @@areid5907
      I mean you're not necessarily wrong, but what prompted the statement?

    • @dailynotes2845
      @dailynotes2845 Год назад +10

      @@Luigicat11 Probably an ant

  • @AliceQuinnRose
    @AliceQuinnRose 6 лет назад +144

    Oh I’ve missed you zfrank. And leave David alone, he’s his own ant.

  • @ethanotoroculus1060
    @ethanotoroculus1060 6 лет назад +105

    There's never been a more beautiful time to be an active subscriber.

  • @catfan321
    @catfan321 6 лет назад +223

    "Good job, Terrance, that is a good leaf
    Milo, Angie, well done
    Good, Katie
    David, come back, David, that's poop"

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 6 лет назад +27

      "David, look around you! No one is carrying anything that even resembles poop! Except for you."

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 6 лет назад +2

      i died at that part lol

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 лет назад +297

    I listened & laughed at him saying "Snippet of nipple" for a long time.

    • @azurecielo52479
      @azurecielo52479 5 лет назад

      Me too!

    • @TheMisslotus78
      @TheMisslotus78 5 лет назад +2

      You’re both high lol

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 4 года назад +2

      @@TheMisslotus78 i wish...I had to quit smoking weed for a job almost 2yrs ago 😩😩😩 i miss it everyday.

    • @marleinasmom
      @marleinasmom 4 года назад +9

      Snipple

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 4 года назад

      Creeped me right out.

  • @tametz
    @tametz 6 лет назад +78

    "....which is generally a good rule of thumb for things that come out of your a$$."
    I cannot get enough if this humor.

  • @aaronwalton8057
    @aaronwalton8057 6 лет назад +192

    I think poor David was dropped on his head when he was a larva. :(

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu 6 лет назад +812

    *Two Ants One Aphid.*

    • @HarryManbackYouTube
      @HarryManbackYouTube 6 лет назад +19

      This needs more likes

    • @Gefnir
      @Gefnir 6 лет назад +28

      And David

    • @scottaylor3868
      @scottaylor3868 6 лет назад +3

      Two Aphids, one ant would be more accurate.

    • @MakoRuu
      @MakoRuu 6 лет назад +25

      Don't fucking be that guy, Scot.

    • @tsukkiyosea4126
      @tsukkiyosea4126 6 лет назад +7

      368 people who liked that comment no longer enjoy chocolate soft serve

  • @SolusDarkcoat
    @SolusDarkcoat 5 лет назад +406

    "David, that's poop" *HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!*

  • @corsijtsma3546
    @corsijtsma3546 6 лет назад +100

    *that would be sharing like an ant do* HE SAID 'HOW AN ... DO' AGAIN YES

    • @VV-fq1cx
      @VV-fq1cx 6 лет назад +1

      yess i was looking for this comment

  • @michaelplatt1959
    @michaelplatt1959 6 лет назад +219

    “Hold it together man.” Brilliant!

    • @nairdacharles9492
      @nairdacharles9492 5 лет назад

      Right? That caused me to strain my laugh gland too.

    • @frosty-mm9th
      @frosty-mm9th 5 лет назад

      I love your profile picture!! 🐈🐾

  • @SparkyBites
    @SparkyBites 6 лет назад +610

    So happy he's back! ^^ I sure did miss that 50% voice %50 laughing all the time in these vids! xD

    • @markmartin2819
      @markmartin2819 6 лет назад +4

      Sparky ! Excuse me what the fuck is that profile picture ill have to call profile picture police

    • @SparkyBites
      @SparkyBites 6 лет назад +2

      Mark Martin ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, 🍌 📞

    • @markmartin2819
      @markmartin2819 6 лет назад

      Sparky ! Completely insane!!

    • @CleverDesertXof
      @CleverDesertXof 6 лет назад

      Ikr i love these videos

    • @masonwhitney5273
      @masonwhitney5273 6 лет назад +1

      Sparky ! Same here xD

  • @localroboplaguedoc
    @localroboplaguedoc 5 лет назад +113

    David was never the smartest of the group. But, he's funny and we love him anyway.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +244

    "A snippet of nipple" is a waaay better band name.

    • @akumaplantstudios8869
      @akumaplantstudios8869 5 лет назад

      That will be the title to my memoir.

    • @rubinnz
      @rubinnz 5 лет назад +3

      I'd much prefer snippet of foreskin.

    • @xiomast3187
      @xiomast3187 5 лет назад +1

      A snipple

    • @kidyomu89
      @kidyomu89 5 лет назад +1

      Fungus Chambers goES HARD YOU B*CH.

  • @Atratzu
    @Atratzu 6 лет назад +114

    Life is better, now that zefrank is back to making these videos.

  • @jetboi08
    @jetboi08 6 лет назад +55

    "A snippet of nipple" I never thought I would hear that sentence in my life time. Thank you sir.

    • @CarBENbased
      @CarBENbased 6 лет назад +1

      I really expected him to say "snipple" after that.

  • @User-47.00
    @User-47.00 5 лет назад +919

    Ants are so much more advanced than people realize. They’re incredibly fascinating.

    • @isaacsechslingloff9894
      @isaacsechslingloff9894 5 лет назад +17

      not advanced, in fact their so simple...... yet so.. efficient

    • @MrRight0930
      @MrRight0930 5 лет назад +34

      @@isaacsechslingloff9894 ants themselves are simple, but their society though

    • @isaacsechslingloff9894
      @isaacsechslingloff9894 5 лет назад +48

      @@MrRight0930 They are like cells in a body, simply reacting to networks of vast stimuli.. all alive themselves.. but all small pieces of a gigantic, vast, more complex organism

    • @nordicfalcon
      @nordicfalcon 4 года назад +7

      Nathaniel Vannatter you would love the AntsCanada channel. Top quality videos. But you might have heard of them already.

    • @theforeskincollector4603
      @theforeskincollector4603 4 года назад +4

      You know there just "the little communist of nature " right?

  • @hhharada
    @hhharada 6 лет назад +66

    "Go David"
    "David, don't go changing for nobody"

  • @ripvanced
    @ripvanced 6 лет назад +126

    this is how zefrank1 do

  • @CivilGuy
    @CivilGuy 6 лет назад +678

    That zombified ant will give me nightmares for years

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 6 лет назад +9

      CivilGuy seriously, how did like no one else mention that?? Nightmare fuel!

    • @hassanghanim3966
      @hassanghanim3966 6 лет назад +56

      You should play The Last Of Us.

    • @kanibelazy0585
      @kanibelazy0585 6 лет назад +18

      You should see zombified Cockroach by a wasp or zombified spider by a parasitic worm

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 6 лет назад +35

      thats the fungus which inspired the last of us, whch if you didnt know is basically that but with humans

    • @TP-tc7vp
      @TP-tc7vp 6 лет назад +3

      Because we all have learned about it 76 times from Facebook memes where were u?

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 лет назад +149

    1:00 I like how one of them has a blunt lol.

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 года назад +5

      I couldn't not wonder what that was. I knew it was a leaf, but still.

    • @michellelee8933
      @michellelee8933 4 года назад +6

      Lol that's snoop antt, dogg's professional full time blunt roller

  • @PaulsGarage
    @PaulsGarage 6 лет назад +481

    Ants have never been so fascinating as this

    • @nyctodrome6187
      @nyctodrome6187 6 лет назад +6

      I have to disagree!!

    • @gottagofastest
      @gottagofastest 6 лет назад +18

      Check antscanada if you want to lose hours

    • @PaulsGarage
      @PaulsGarage 6 лет назад +3

      Sarah Carr i have, and i stand by my statement.

    • @envys6291
      @envys6291 6 лет назад +3

      Paul's Garage check out casting a fire ant colony with molten aluminium. That's pretty freaking interesting.

    • @OutOfNamesToChoose
      @OutOfNamesToChoose 6 лет назад +3

      You've got me thinking: if you cast an anthill in aluminium bronze and then drill out/put in a light bulb to make a chandalier, it would look so cool! Then again, it'd probably be expensive and you have to guestimate the right amount to melt, as well as finding an anthill.
      Anyway, thanks for putting out pretty cool videos

  • @emihay9915
    @emihay9915 6 лет назад +67

    My one year old sons name is david and he has a bad habit of digging in his diaper so that "David get back here that's poop" really hit home lmao

    • @sumeahsking8019
      @sumeahsking8019 6 лет назад +1

      Emi Hay
      David sucks

    • @emihay9915
      @emihay9915 6 лет назад +4

      sumeahs king sometimes he really does suck lmao. But he's a wonderful baby when he's not acting out. I love him very much

    • @macylouwho1187
      @macylouwho1187 6 лет назад +8

      That’s normal baby behavior, otherwise known as “that’s how a bebe do”, in zefrank speak 😂

    • @emihay9915
      @emihay9915 6 лет назад +1

      MacyLouWho ahaha i totally heard that in his voice 😂

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 6 лет назад +720

    "A snippet of nipple", this is the amazing content I expect from RUclips!

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 лет назад

      b017ni3 thank you , it's fixed now;)

    • @vincentmalpica
      @vincentmalpica 6 лет назад +4

      A peice of foreskin

    • @markgrade6644
      @markgrade6644 6 лет назад

      B_D_W_S'_Animation_ lol I was looking for this comment it had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @Lefeurouge
    @Lefeurouge 5 лет назад +85

    3:15 is gold: "Tappy, tappy: back to sleep!"

  • @Yeen66
    @Yeen66 6 лет назад +62

    Zefrank should be on a documentary cuz then people would actually pay attention

  • @mechalilyz
    @mechalilyz 6 лет назад +171

    I will now resort to using "What the farmer's mother!"

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 6 лет назад +1

      Magali Lopez lol!!!! I must as well!

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 6 лет назад +414

    The mental image he gives you at 4:11

    • @RedmarKerkhof
      @RedmarKerkhof 6 лет назад +13

      I'm gonna laugh about it for days every time I see my belly button.

    • @fuckyougeorgebush
      @fuckyougeorgebush 6 лет назад +8

      I'm basically picturing this: orig00.deviantart.net/6f65/f/2011/260/2/1/carl_the_human_by_tui_and_la-d4a69ug.jpg

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 лет назад +1

      I Own Me - You Own You HAHAHA why though WHY ?!

    • @greenkoolaidguyplays1945
      @greenkoolaidguyplays1945 6 лет назад +2

      Wtf

    • @kidarachnid5568
      @kidarachnid5568 6 лет назад

      That be sharing like the ant do 🐜 🐜 🐜

  • @TheAverageTechGuy
    @TheAverageTechGuy 5 лет назад +69

    Come back David, "That's POOP"
    Too funny...

  • @NoPantsWonderDay
    @NoPantsWonderDay 6 лет назад +115

    3:16 "Tappy tappy, back to sleep" AAaaaahaahahahaha omg this got me. The video has been over for 5 minutes and I'm still laughing hahaha.

    • @maineiacts
      @maineiacts 6 лет назад +2

      Or,Tappy Tappy go take another Nappy?! So funny this is! ;-)

    • @beouwolfe
      @beouwolfe 6 лет назад

      NoPantsWonderDay I

    • @NoPantsWonderDay
      @NoPantsWonderDay 6 лет назад

      Tell me more! :P

  • @KD-dw9hh
    @KD-dw9hh 6 лет назад +102

    I’m not sure that anyone else understands how excited I am that he’s posting these again.

    • @MsLaziesArse
      @MsLaziesArse 6 лет назад

      K D me too! I just fell in love with his channel really bad. And i heard that he stop posting for a reason, i was real sad but now he’s back again 😂😂👍

    • @juliasutter6996
      @juliasutter6996 6 лет назад

      Believe me, MANY OF US UNDERSTAND AND ARE ALSO EXCITED AS BALLS

    • @nafisa.t13
      @nafisa.t13 6 лет назад

      WE ARE AS EXCITED AS DAVID WITH HIS POOP

  • @TDR732
    @TDR732 6 лет назад +1162

    *the god is back*

    • @MrMechaMan
      @MrMechaMan 6 лет назад +2

      Anthony Lau yeeessss xD

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 6 лет назад +4

      There's two other videos even!

    • @MrMechaMan
      @MrMechaMan 6 лет назад +1

      I DON'T EVEN KNOW

    • @mfjrecampo9083
      @mfjrecampo9083 6 лет назад +2

      I hope he brings back a show

  • @wanfarahwanzainuddin7850
    @wanfarahwanzainuddin7850 5 лет назад +35

    Dear Mr zefrank, your wonderful voice and hilarious videos have become my go-to cure for headaches. Thank you so much for your videos.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад

      His name actually is Ze Frank. Ze is short for Hosea.

  • @muttofanopossum5639
    @muttofanopossum5639 6 лет назад +159

    So... if the aphids are also called ant cows, would that make ants ranchers and ladybugs wolves?

  • @SHYKOOPA
    @SHYKOOPA 6 лет назад +141

    It's crazy how much I actually learned from this video

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 6 лет назад

      Juan Carlos same!!!

  • @mikec6698
    @mikec6698 6 лет назад +150

    Thank you. I don't thihk i've laughed this hard at anything, at hospital going through chemo and laughing my ass off at all these videos.

    • @joysanders59
      @joysanders59 6 лет назад +12

      Mike C I hope you are doing well, cancer gone, and God bless you.

    • @dorfsteen
      @dorfsteen 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah God bless you hope they kill that fucking cancer and yes he is funny as hell is he oh my God

    • @seratonin7004
      @seratonin7004 5 лет назад +2

      Hope you're well now and still laughing at these 💗

    • @yiddys1556
      @yiddys1556 5 лет назад +2

      Laughter is the best medicine! I hope you're well.

    • @johndoe-uz2kc
      @johndoe-uz2kc 5 лет назад

      I hope your doing well.

  • @kid.hudson_
    @kid.hudson_ 5 лет назад +36

    0:52 "of course the question is, What the farmers mother..." lmao has me dead

  • @BlokeOzzie
    @BlokeOzzie 6 лет назад +146

    Ah, the master is back.

  • @happyvalleykid6324
    @happyvalleykid6324 6 лет назад +139

    I too feel insecure about my secretions.

  • @kevingubernatis3324
    @kevingubernatis3324 5 лет назад +17

    Finally got around to watching this one. As usual I learn something so thank you. The whole concept of aphids being cows to ants is deeply fascinating. Also, if you're feeling weird about all the secretions, just remember that you probably have a big bowl of secretion in the morning with some plant matter in it, or perhaps you put some secretion in your morning cup of plant matter dirt water.

  • @ChuckKeough
    @ChuckKeough 6 лет назад +1771

    Tappy tappy, back to sleep, lol!

    • @Qaiseredits430
      @Qaiseredits430 5 лет назад +1

      I watched your comment while he said it.

  • @cassaroooo
    @cassaroooo 6 лет назад +42

    I like that you went with "half-shirt" instead of "crop top."

  • @TheKiwiCache
    @TheKiwiCache 6 лет назад +34

    He is back!!! Now can we check on teddy, I have been worried about him after his surgery

  • @bobdylan3924
    @bobdylan3924 5 лет назад +16

    i love this channel, i do zoology and all the information is factual yet hilarious as well. Please never stop this keeps me going through the degree

  • @OMGITSMRMACK
    @OMGITSMRMACK 6 лет назад +285

    This shit always reminds me of strange wilderness

  • @salmonidmashinsuto1591
    @salmonidmashinsuto1591 6 лет назад +208

    Queen Ant: You're fired David.
    David: .....

  • @Bolt99K
    @Bolt99K 6 лет назад +48

    I was loosing faith in humanity...
    And then ZeFrank started uploading again and my faith in humanity has been restored.

  • @TheTomsdrc
    @TheTomsdrc 5 лет назад +125

    Imagine if ants were self aware. Nothing would be done and they would just be depressed and procrastinate all day.

    • @bneletismociquli
      @bneletismociquli 5 лет назад +4

      yeah, imagine...

    • @nou1438
      @nou1438 4 года назад +2

      Free will is just an illusion 😜

    • @curiousfiend1169
      @curiousfiend1169 4 года назад +3

      @@nou1438👍😉 sweet as, that's your choice.

    • @Lodac1977
      @Lodac1977 3 года назад +2

      Ants actually are self aware. Scientists put a drop of paint on their face and placed a mirror in front of them and they started touching the dot

    • @brianneh1547
      @brianneh1547 3 года назад +7

      @@Lodac1977 I don’t know who told you that, but ants have TERRIBLE eyesight. Hate to break it to you, but that’s impossible. They live mostly by touching, scent trails, and tasting. I’d love to see a reputable scientific journal of this experiment you speak of if you’ll post it.

  • @Thepotatowaifu
    @Thepotatowaifu 6 лет назад +102

    Legend has it David is still carrying that same piece of shit.

  • @HigeYatsu
    @HigeYatsu 6 лет назад +30

    Ah yes, how fondly I remember all of those afternoons of my youth. Drinking Capri Sun, feet comfortably embraced by a pair of pump Reebok sneakers, playing Leafy Leafy, Who's an A**hole from sunrise until sunset. My grandmother would have to ring a bell to beckon me home, lest the game would continue deep into the night.

  • @musicrocks2919
    @musicrocks2919 6 лет назад +325

    “Honey DEWRRRRRRRR,”

  • @michaeldowlin6778
    @michaeldowlin6778 3 года назад +15

    I cannot contain the love I have for this man and his channel.
    What a legend!
    You're in another league!
    You cheers me the fuck up no matter what.
    I genuinely love your work mate.

  • @davidhaggerty9850
    @davidhaggerty9850 6 лет назад +235

    Maybe David just figured one excretion is as good as another?

    • @lu.ciel8770
      @lu.ciel8770 6 лет назад +12

      David Haggerty Huh what do you know maybe David's ahead of his time and here we were judging him

    • @Laura-tp6fj
      @Laura-tp6fj 6 лет назад +1

      David Haggerty HAHAHHAHAHAHW

    • @evieinfinite
      @evieinfinite 6 лет назад +5

      David the poop monger

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 6 лет назад

      So shit matter?

  • @daanaerts_
    @daanaerts_ 6 лет назад +207

    ‘Sharing like an ant do’

  • @JenamDrag0n
    @JenamDrag0n 6 лет назад +66

    lol, David the Ant was in the credits

  • @mrsstabbystab1109
    @mrsstabbystab1109 5 лет назад +40

    "David, come back David, that's poop" 😂

  • @danc6167
    @danc6167 6 лет назад +34

    Please never go away again.

  • @CronicGaming94
    @CronicGaming94 6 лет назад +259

    I love me some ants. Probably the most fascinating bug out there.

    • @princenadroj9766
      @princenadroj9766 6 лет назад +12

      They really are amazing insects, they’re like the insect equivalent of humans, they can wage wars, cultivate crops, and raise cattle.

    • @charlesajones77
      @charlesajones77 6 лет назад +1

      If humanity died out, I expect ants would take over the world.
      Or maybe they already have.

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 6 лет назад +1

      @@charlesajones77 They're easily the most successful family on the planet

  • @tittytorture
    @tittytorture 6 лет назад +38

    Perhaps life is really about finding a taker for what you are giving. Beautiful and inspiring cause that is how the Ze Frank dewwwww...

  • @TheDave6vi6
    @TheDave6vi6 5 лет назад +15

    I have to say every time you mention David in your videos I feel honored to have been chosen to be in your videos portraying the”Ant”
    Who can forget my all time Academy award nominated as Best Crustacean the role of the bubble crab.
    There are David’s all over the world but there is the one & only...
    I am The David.

  • @SmashtheCmachine
    @SmashtheCmachine 6 лет назад +52

    Meanwhile, aphids are freaky, too. Any given aphid may be pregnant with pre-pregnant babies.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 6 лет назад +5

      So basically tribbles.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 6 лет назад +6

      Don't they also give birth to aphids which have no mouths and basically have no use but to mate and die, making them essentially sex-slaves who can't talk?

    • @alanlee1355
      @alanlee1355 6 лет назад +2

      Talking is pointless.

    • @SmashtheCmachine
      @SmashtheCmachine 6 лет назад

      Jascha Bull I haven't heard that, but I just may not remember. I'll have to look that up. If I remember lol.

  • @megadon_
    @megadon_ 6 лет назад +19

    "David that is actually poop..."
    Well I feel personally attacked right now.

  • @mcblaggart8565
    @mcblaggart8565 6 лет назад +48

    2 million subs.
    That is how zefrank1 do.

  • @AlbedoDream
    @AlbedoDream 4 года назад +32

    “Tappy tappy back to sleep” lmfao 🤣

  • @dragonborndovahkiin6523
    @dragonborndovahkiin6523 6 лет назад +446

    It's like Natgeo channel run by Deadpool😉

    • @girlbuu9403
      @girlbuu9403 6 лет назад +32

      Frank is way funnier than Deadpool.

    • @sac809
      @sac809 6 лет назад +5

      That's the worst Analogy I've ever read

    • @js7phila3
      @js7phila3 6 лет назад +1

      Dragonborn Dovahkiin 👏😂😂😂👍