True Facts: The Ogre Faced Spider
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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Deinopis is a throw back to an older, cooler kind of cribellate spider. Lots of spigots...LOTS. OF. SPIGOTS.
I forgot to add one very important credit for the wonderful egg sac weaving footage: / basin79
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to contact me regarding footage i could use or interesting leads on biology topics: zefrank@gmail.com
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“She looks pissed. Like a dinner date after an argument”
I’m done
Sgtnolisten “Rage chewing”
Thats where i lost it.
*"It's like a lunch date after a bad argument."
A one cheek spread fart
Puuuuhhh......
XD
Ogre kingdoms total war Warhammer 3
“It’s like a lunch date after a bad argument... rage chewing” 😂😂😂
Yeah, I have witnessed that..... a few times...... could chew through a steel beam in under a minute ! 😊
Lmao she really does look pissed.
😀Or- "Don't $%!# where you eat unless what you eat likes $%!#" 😆
Grrrrrr..... chew.
@@blackmagician7645 Wise words that I live my life by.
I’m currently in biology class and professor had me pull up this video on the giant screen in the auditorium. You made 175 college students very happy today
Did you get caught watching it in class?
@@overlord267 Excuse me? Do you mean to ask if he had to put it up because he got caught? That really sounds confusing the way you put it
Excellent choice 🎉
What about the horrifying spider face?
@@forregom If it was just a whole video just zooming into its face then yeah, it would be definitely disturbing, especially for the arachnophobics 🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: When you find coins in your room it’s your your lil friendly spiders paying their rent so don’t sweep them out
👍
👍
👍
Why I had to kill my spiders, missed rent for 4 months in a row.
@PEDRO PAULO SILLOS PEREIRA your order of extra small condoms has been shipped.
I like how zefrank can leave youtube for years, come back and still get millions of views.... we never left u zefrank
Lol right!? Already at half a million views and it's only been like half a day since he posted
Exactly what I was thinking! Just happy to find his new video in my Recommended. ^_^
I needed his voice
Zefrank's voice is da only thing that can make me love science. . . whenever I can't sleep I watch he's videos Bcoz he's voice is soothing af
We need to get him to talk to Grade A and see if he'll come back. Who knows maybe they hide under the same Rock.
I love how "if you don't speak nerd, that means, 'dang they see good' " attacks everyone who hears it.
Laughed so hard I snorted
I am a nerd so your theory is incorrect
Lmao it got me 😆 😆
@@Jeeroy_Lenkins Shut up nerd. The word “nerd” in that context is being used as a pejorative and therefore attacks you whether you feel insulted or not.
I spat out my cuppa dang good tea
"They cut a tiny circle, and the circle of life continues."
That was an excellent finisher
And then came David
My precious?
The more excellent finisher was „Uh, millenials...“ :D
Heh...millennials.
Wow this comment blew up fast, i won't be one of those dicks who edits it saying OMMGGG SO MANU LIKEESSSS
I love when he gives them names. Vanessa was very mature. David needed to stay in the eggsack and cook a little longer.
I think the problem was he did in fact stay too long, big bro couldn't get out lol
David was literally born yesterday, Zefrank, cut him some slack.
He should be cutting his own sack slack.
Austin Felton exactly 😂😭😭
@Oggatha Christie Thank you
Well Vanessa could do it sooo 🙄
:(
"If you don't speak nerd, that means 'dang they see good'"
Thank you for the translation. Much appreciated
Mm.
Jaxus R your input will be noted. Processed, and rebuilt onto the mainframe.
666 likes
Read that as he said it.
"Don't shake hands with Spider-Man.
You just don't know."
I'm so done LOL
Also, most spiders have detachable penises, so at least Mary Jane is never lonely.😝😈
@@eldermillennial8330 poor Mary Jane 😓
He gonna cover mj in *GLURRRE*
Mephisto broke up Peter and Mary Jane.
Can we have a "True Facts: David" and it's just Zefrank narrating footage of various creatures being exceptionally unsmart?
I like this video but this i need
He just released it 2 minutes ago! ruclips.net/video/Lrj2Hq7xqQ8/видео.html
@@adudenameddrake3563 I fucking hate you with all my heart
LMAO My brothers' name is David and he was married to Vanessa. Was. I find this funnier than most probably because of that.
@@adudenameddrake3563 I’ve never been so disappointed by getting rick rolled in all my life-
When he made the "spider laugh noise" that shit took me out.
**Pfffeh**
@Suffer No Fools what the hell are you even on about? "took me out" was used in the 90's in the same context, you lemming.
😂😂😂😂
Suffer No Fools you must be fun at parties...
@Suffer No Fools Your username is very ironic.
You realize that people coming up with new ways to refer to the same thing is the way language evolves, right?
"She looks pissed, its like a lunch date after a bad argument." I cracked up haha
“...like rage chewing.”
Kathryne Mares lol same 😂
Rage chewing 😂
I couldn't unsee it after that.
You stole my line (s), LOL
Finally, you recalled your RUclips account’s password.
This was the first zefrank video I came across and I was laying in bed so high at the time, I was not prepared for the "one cheek spread fart" bit.
Caught me completely off guard, you know that type of laugh where you feel like it's taken years of build up to release? Got to the point I had to pause the video and sit up because my cheeks and stomach ached so much. Two huge wet patches of tears on my pillow from the avalanche of giggle fits I just couldn't stop.
This was at 2am during lockdown and still to this day - that comparison and fart noise still gets a good giggle out of me.
Cheers zefrank, I really needed that at the time bro. It was like the therapy I didn't even know I needed.
The first 30 seconds of this video makes me wonder if my dog has a name for me and how terrible it must be.
AceAlbatros Trust me, it can't possibly be as bad as a cat's names for us...
Teresa McMurrin the reason cats and dogs don’t get along is because the cats names for us is THAT insulting...
@@Sgtnolisten But cats and dogs do get along, unless of course, one of them is an asshole
@@JordyFidis unfortunately assholes are common among cats and not unheard of among dogs.
@@teresamcmurrin8672 haha...yeah my thoughts exactly
Can’t believe I’ve spent hours watching boring documentaries to study when this gold existed
This should be required viewing for middle-school biology. Solid, funny science.
This is probably the sparksnotes of documentaries
@@vapormissile we were shown it in marine science when we had extra time
if only we had had such technologicial tools at our disposal.
ruclips.net/video/gJPTf9SmfL8/видео.html
"Like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage chewing." Perfection
Ladies and gentlemen, my fear of spiders is deteriorating!!! I literally cried because for the first time i see it for its unique beauty and not its strange difference. the Ogre spider is now my favorite spider. her eyes are like sniper optics. That case i know for a fact spider vision is crazy!
Interesting fact! An Ogre Spider has to regrow its retinas every night because, during the day, they absorb so much light that they burn up! The disadvantages of having no eyelids are intense.
Did you see true facts about the peacock spider?
Buddy your in for a treat
The ogre spiders look relatively cute when compared to most other spiders, especially with those funny-looking faces of theirs.
spiders are seriously such cool organisms. Completely self-sufficient, tool-using, solitary fisher-folk just living their tiny cool lives.
As cool as they are, they haven't got anything on jumping spiders in my opinion.
I always forget this dude exists and when he comes back with a video I get over excited
Daniela Reyes I don’t forget, I eagerly wait for the new video
Every time he posts i just drop everything i do and watch.
@@m3talcake145 me too :)
Same
Same here!
I was expecting 200 babie spiders to come pouring out of that hole...
They tried.
Thanks for that David
david spoilt
David is the winner of chicken diner
THANKS DAVID
Love it when a new True Facts comes out. It’s like a random gift.
Questing Chris remember that one time when we had to wait 4 years for a video 🥴
I do
you might need to poop in a pitcher plant for payment.
Jlow yep
I wonder if he could be talked into making a "True Facts" about Putin?
Of course, It might get him killed ....
Never mind.
“It’s bébé time!” I love that line 😂
Really now 😏
It's more like, "bèby" lol. The pronunciation of bébé sounds like be•bay.
So happy when I see a notification that you’ve posted something new.
I agree!
Scott Lissa lol I know I make an audible gasp while surrounded by strangers
Scott Lissa same lol
OMG HIS BACK
Foster Comedy lol
I was JUST thinking “Hmm zefrank must be on a hiatus again” like two days ago
Uncle Bubbles same here!
@@tjzambonischwartz uh oh i used the word hiatus in my comment too. $10 word club!
I swear that always happens with me. like the other day I was just thinking I haven't seen JonTron upload anything in a while and the next day he made his goop vid.
That "Cramming for a math test and needed a break" part hit way too close to home
I just love the way he says "bebbes". Can't get enough of it.
"Spiders are like onions."
-Spigre
Bc they make u cry 😭
Doctor: Spigre isn't real. He can't hurt you.
Spigre: WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. IN MY SWAMP.
They have layers
Good one!
They stink
2:25 “That is why Deinopis *never laughs* “
I don’t normally think spiders are cute but I laughed at that😂
Ah... Helena..
“She looks pissed. Like a bad lunch date after an argument.”
That spider WAS pissed. XD
Rage Chewing is my new favorite
That line made me laugh harder than I've laughed in about seven years. It was so true.
Why seven years tho
No matter how many times I view these they never get old. I love true facts.
"Uploaded 4 minutes ago" - has over 4.3k views already
That's how you know this fanbase is devoted
I would pause childbirth to watch a new true facts video
All hail Zefrank Our time space traveling benevolent deity.
One hour in and we got 124k I am pretty impressed
You know the creator is loved when there are thousands of views before the first one finishes watching the video
"It's like a lunch date after a bad argument......rage chewing." Hilarious!
That made me laugh so hard 😂😂
"She looks pissed. It's like a lunch date after an argument."
Delete your fucking comment. You stole this shit
I see quotes. That's them saying someone else said it
@@Bulletproof_Trump It's a quote by someone else who also quoted it.
@@gabe1431 why does it matter? How do you know its stolen?
Sheast z because someone already said it moron
fun fact: their night vision is so good that they go blind each morning
Just like me
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Yep. Because spiders don’t have eyelids or irises, they can’t control the amount of light that enters their eyes. So every morning when the sun comes up the ogre-faced spider’s special cell layer is overloaded and _literally burns away, rendering them completely blind._ The spiders have no choice except to sit and wait until it gets dark enough for the insides of their eyes to successfully grow back.
"A soft laugh, like a one-cheek-spread fart ... _pffuhh_ ... "
2:25
I died at the accuracy of the description and the stealthiness of the deed.
I peed a little on that one lol
Subtly attempting the One Cheek Sneak _always_ goes bad in public by the end and turns into the One Cheek Squeak.
And awkwardness. Such awkwardness. Everyone trying to pretend you didn't fart fail and keep a straight face. But you did. And they know it. And you know they know it.
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing I read the second paragraph in zefrank1's voice. 😁
"it's behbeh time" the behbeh never gets old. I love you zefrank
That's how use it nowadays instead of the normal "babies" lol
I feel like I’m getting smarter and dumber at the same time
That is so true !
That is how zefrank do!
True balanced, as all the things should be
Lol same
😱🤣😎
“Rage chewing...” This spider is my spirit animal. 🖤
Mine 2
Had a crappy day but this makes it all better.
Ellen Murphree same
Cheers
Me too
I read this as "Had a creepy day".
Right
Every one of your recent videos has my eyes “gleurred” to the screen
"That is why Deinopis NEVER. LAUGHS"
That line slew me.
I can't be the only one who has to hit "Pause" every now and then, after something particularly hilarious, because I can't hear the next few sentences over my own laughter? Surely?
And that is how the ogre faced spider do.
😂
I was waiting for this line
Just don't shake hands with spiderman
"She looks pissed. It's like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage chewing." 😅😅😅 gold
Lol
I was just gonna quote!
Dude, you sound like how I imagine the voice of a cat would be.
Look up his other stuff he has so many cat videos
He is the voice of Cat in the Dear Kitten commercials.
@@Zyk0th ooooh that's why it's so familiar!
Somewhere between Tom Waits, and Brian Cranston as Heisenberg.
@⁅Greαt Grαnd Fαther Lʊrd King-Emperor Beliαl-Mαle⁆ Lorenzo Music. If imagining cat voices yourself, just brain harder.
"Is that David? I told you not to use him in this shot, Hes an idiot" lol I fucking died
IKR lol 😆
And that ladies and gents, is how the Ogre Faced Spider do.
I can't believe he forgot that again!!
I was waiting for him to say that! :P
MEDIC!
"don't Shake Hands with Spiderman because you don't know.”
😂😂😂😂😂
This spider looks like someone tried to make a spider look cute but failed miserably.
It does have the huge "Notice me, Senpai" anime eyes.
I mean, they made the legs too long for it to be cute. Needs to have more of a jumping spider build.
Cartoon spiders in real life essentially
The jumping spiders' jealous, ugly, sibling.
@@rbush19861 that's it
"She looks pissed, like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage Chewing!"
😡🍔🥤
Does this remind anyone else of KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE?
@@carolannroberts Wow, now THAT'S a blast from the past! 🤡
"Is that David? I told you not to use him in this shot
He's an idiot"
That one got me good
Got me too haha.
same here
Now I'm confused.
I thought David was an ant
David is useless. To hell with ALL David's. Or perhaps just that David. Or perhaps all spiders. Or both.
@@DarthChewie But David is not a spider O.o .
We will Cherish every one of those 6 minutes and 46 seconds.
"Deinopis don't need no gluerr. It does it old school."
*Gleurr*
*Gleurr.*
*Gleurr*
that is how zefrank do
Hahahaha
@@Wulthrin *Keks loudly*
He didn't even say "captured in 4k." He said *"captured in sextape night vision green."* 🤣
I love this channel.
“Rage chewing” is now my new favourite saying
NannyCorz yessss!
I read your comment exactly the same time the narrator said the phrase "rage chewing" I'm in pain laughing Haha 🕷😁🤣🤣🤣😜👌
Which has to be closely followed by "rage chewing". 💀 XD
Good band name but also SUCH A MOOD
*spider catches insect* "It's all ogre now"
Looks like I wasn't the only one with Shrek jokes*
“This is the par where you run away”
🤣🤣🤣 Wow..
@@ausaralexander2627 *where you couldn't
I thought this was Singsing reference 🤣
"don't shake hands with spider Man cause, u don't know.." LOL 😂😂😂
Cause your hand might get preeeegnant
4:53 Ogre Spider: I told you not to film me when I'm eating.
😆😆
“Cute little nostrils, oh no, those are also eyes....” (≧∇≦)
"She gave him the name of fúckstick bastard díckwad"
Lmao felt this on a spiritual level-
Ascends in Stiff Mode*
Tee Hee knows that my dads old name was fuckface mc dickwad
I absolutely adored that.
How does that relate to you?
That was hilarious
"David" -- every species has one.
:(
Oof
I feel sad now
It's not ogre it's never ogre.
I have only recently discovered this channel. What have I been missing out on?! The combination of sarcasm and humor keeps my attention despite ADHD. This is what should have been shown during my school years and should be shown to todays children.
Was ready to get grossed out, but found myself absolutely fascinated and enthralled by the complexity of this living creature
Same...some animals don't look 'natural' i can't imagine how these designs came up to be
@@sakurasfish2115 millions of years of 'natural' years
Same! I’m positive that if I saw one in person, I would scream and run away, but they’re kind of cute here!
@@sakurasfish2115 I mean, humans don't exactly look natural, to be fair. lol The rest of the animals look more natural than we do.
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker sure... everything on earth look alien tbf
2:57 "-don't need no *Gluerrrr"*
LOL, wtf XD
You must be new here. Welcome!
Go watch the carnivorous plants video. Some of them look like they're tipped with *dewrrr*
That's how Zefrank do.
We don't do that here
Bolas spider uses the glue. He did that one last time or time before
Legend says David is still trying to get out of the egg sac til this day
Because he's stupid
You win the best comment award. Good show ol' chap.
Damn it David!
Don't knock my guy, he figured the stick method out in a minute.
He’s an idiot
Somebody once told me
The world was gonna web me
I ain't the sharpest stick in the egg sack
😆😆
"Now it looks like what I would do if I had a net between my legs"
No truer words have ever been spoken
"Rage chewing" XD
LOL! “Rage chewing”. Sounds like me at lunch when time is almost up and I gotta go back to a job I hate.
Most boomer shit I've heard
The two commentators above me have never worked in the customer service industry.
Sincerely, a Millennial.
@@_Venvel not the job part. The "LOL!"
@@_Venvel students.
lol same.... sept we have to eat on the clock xD we don't get to relax while eating- rage chewing is so accurate! xD
"It looks like its relieving stress like it was cramming for a math test and needed a break"
are you one of those davids?
No judgement
I beheld for the short moment when this comment had exactly 69 likes. And as the moment fleets away, it’s truth exists only within the confines of my memory.
Yeah, that part 😂😂😂
they look so comically angry all the time, omg i love them-
"If you don't speak nerd, that means: DANG they see good!"
-I laughed too hard at that line! 😂😂😂
2:30
"It she laughs. It's like a one cheek spread fart...like. 'pEeh'" 😂😂😂 that part got me so bad. I love these videos. 😆
He captured it perfect 😆
for some reason *Ogre Faced* reminds of this spider:
ruclips.net/video/b1JVmTm-sCs/видео.html&bbdd
I did exactly that when I heard that. Go figure
Exactly! I'm still laughing over it.
That tickled my brain I laughed out loud!
“Like a one-cheek spread fart” 😂😂😂😂
*pehhhh-ahh*
Kind of like that
The sound was perfect too
Also you need more merch, this series is packed full of iconic quotes.
Imagine an entomologist wearing a t-shirt with an ogre spider on it that said "rage chewing."
Actually no, imagine someone who's job it is to rate posh food.
"Rage chewing."
1 star and he hasn't even had a drink yet
Russian and Chinese zookeepers.
Your voice is a mix between Morgan Freeman and Internet Historian
Oh wow, you're right
EdBot with Comedic remarks like Jeff Dunham
@@invisibleenenra9596 Jeff dunhams a Comedian??
ruclips.net/video/Ch5MEJk5ZCQ/видео.html
The Devils In The Detail Yes He Is, Plus His Inappropriate Jokes Are So Funny They Make People Laugh
"𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓰, they see good."
My name is David and i can confirm: We are idiots.
yea my younger brothers name is david and he's also an idiot
As a fellow David, I second that.
Aye
Shit
Davids Unite😂
It is difficult to entertain and inform a professional biologist at the same time, but this video is a triumph of the art.
"Ugh, Millennials!" This guy kills me.
David i will give him a week and half
hah, good catch!
Ok boomer
Ok boomer!
What?
Moral of the story: "Don't shake hands with Spiderman... well... because you don't know"
for some reason *Ogre Faced* reminds of this spider:
ruclips.net/video/b1JVmTm-sCs/видео.html&ye
The family literally has “NOPE” in it.
Right? I thought he made it up so I went and googled it. Deinopidae
.
Dem biologists are messing with us now
I speak photographer and dang, that's amazing!!! Their eyebally things are way faster than my very best lenses ever were. I had some very big lenses, too. I love the True Facts writing; I think I'm in love. With the writing! Not like that - that would be icky.
"dont shake hands with spider man. Because you dont know" 😂
Everytime Ze posts its like i’m reminded that an old friend is well somewhere. ♥️
You're so wholesomely sweet omg. ❤️
I want a group hug now
Such an underrated comment.
I'm always glad to see Ze post another video,I have a smile on my face the whole time
That’s exactly how I feel
"Should we blur this out, Jerry?"
Everyone else: Glue
Zefrank: galuuuuu
"I'ts bebe time"
Bebe’s kids
That “she looks pissed” part made me crack
The way he says "glue" Hahaha.
"Gleeereugh"
G L E E E U U U U U R R
It is French
2:32 I burst out laughing here, as he tells us about a "one-cheek spread fart" that he then gives his own approximation; which made me wonder how many times he had to rehearse that particular 'kind' of fart on tape before he was satisfied with the sound he made!
Yes, Zefrank is like your best friend that you lose touch with for years, but as soon as you reconnect, it's like there was never any time in between and you're still their best friend no matter how long it's been.
True facts needs a movie. A full length nature documentary.
Dude I would buy it legitimately
"Don't shake hands with spiderman, you just don't know!" I died! 😂😂😂😂
RIP
So that's why the webs shoot out of his wrists...
Why did you put a exclamation mark it wasn't loud
@@user-mf8su7ny3s I love mehself some explamations marka. Gotta problem wit dat bru? 😑
@@joshuapenner2164 yes
Time to put headphones on and get mildly uncomfortable and intrigued at the same time.
This my first time coming across True Facts on RUclips. The guy is f***ing hilarious while teaching something new and interesting about creatures which share our planet.
“I’ll say it: I mean, don’t shake hands with spider man because you don’t know…”
Gabby Dodd lol 😂
Title: “Ogre faced spider”
My brain: *Shrek face on a spider*
I'M A TERRIFYING OGRE!!
SomeBODY once told me the world ain't gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest fang in the weeeeeb!
Same lol
The funny thing is I didn't even imagine an actual shrek head on a spider. I imagined a badly photoshopped 2D picture of shrek's face hovering over the spider's face.
Deinopis is love, Deinopis is life
"GIVE HIM THE STICK!"
*Tries to give David the stick
"DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"
You know my dad?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
Pork chop Sandwiches.
Who wants a body massage?
OMG YESSSSS. Lol he like skiis up all “NOW WOt the FOK are you kids DOING on MY FOKKEN LAWN? And DONT LOOKAT ME WHILE I’M TALKING TO YOOO!”
Absolutely incredible micro photography and Ze Frank gives such humorous commentary! 🤗😘