I’ve been treating myself to two or three of these a day and thinking what great teaching aids they would be. Zefrank is really very good at what he does. And so, so funny.
9:03 - "Remember, we're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front, and looking for places to put whatever comes out the other side"....this is disgustingly poetic.
I like to imagine that the only reason the octopus has not evolved further is the fact that adult octopuses can't pass on anything they've learned to their children (because the father leaves and the mother dies protecting her eggs) so they have to figure everything out all over again. If they were more social and passed things along down the generations they would probably be even smarter.
@@ABonafideSkeleton Great point. We humans owe a lot to previous generations and what they teach us. Imagine having to keep relearning everything again.
@@jackkraken3888 Hell look at crows; they pass on everything they know and as a result they understand concepts of weight, water displacement and analogies, they can build tools on the fly for specific situations and they can utilise past knowledge to adapt to potential situations in the future (like hiding tools for future use or even planning meals for the next day) on top of being able to remember faces and objects as well as developing their own dialects within their "language". If one crow figures out something new, then every crow will be doing it within the next few days and they pass it all along to their offspring. We already know that octopuses utilise tools and are fast learners, what could they learn if they passed on their retained information to the next generation?
@@wrarmatei While googling it is indeed quite effortless, you also have to consider rather time consuming process of going through all of the relatively untinteresting information in search of more curious of facts about the acorn worm.
@@quixotic4233 The acorn worm was most likely ignored because it's not a Polychaete but a Hemichordate. All Hemichordates are Deuterostomes, meaning that they have a face where their ass is ought to be and vice versa. Other Deuterostomes include Echinoderms (starfishes, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, brittle stars and so on) as well as all vertebrates (yes, that includes humans). This also means that acorn worms are more closely related to humans than to any other worm shown in this video. The acorn worm's glans shaped proboscis is muscular and used in locomotion, it's also covered in cilia which direct food to the mouth, located in the groove right behind the proboscis. The proboscis also contains the organ which is believed to function like a kidney.
His complete aversion to the acorn worm makes want to know more. But at the same time there is an undercurrent of fear of whatever the hell the Acorn worm is capable of to make zefrank not want to talk about it. Edit: I now understand the aversion. And I sympathise.
@@mattwells5347 No literally. Nearly IMPOSSIBLE for a predator to catch those 8 armed badasses, unless they're on land. The fact that they can quite easily escape for the most part just by either loosing a limb, squirting ink to blind the bastard after 'em, or just by boosting themselves to swim away faster by using their mantle. Which is basically like a underwater jetpack or thruster for them.
@@spidertopus yeah definitely the most badass animal. Their super smart as well they often interact with divers out of curiosity.Unfortunately though most species live little over a year, guess no mortal body can sustain an octopus's sheer power.
I died laughing at "Imagine that a Williamsburg Hipster fell into a ball pit up to their mustachios and has to use it to catch kale chip crumbs and Quinoa."
it won’t a fortnite battle royals and his crush just texted him a unicorn emoji. Which means nothing to a fish, but it’s still something. Bobbit worm don’t give a ******
I found this channel yesterday and haven’t stopped laughing yet. I have to rewind because I’m so busy laughing I miss some. Thank you, you’ve made an elderly English lady very happy.
"Imagine a bunch of Williamsburg hipsters that fell into a ball pit up to their mustaches and have to use them to capture kale chip crumbs and quin-hwaa. Ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ ｈｏｗ ｔｈｅ Ｃｈｒｉｓｔｍａｓ Ｔｒｅｅ Ｗｏｒｍ ｄｏ．"
It must be very satisfying to know that the fruit of your labor is the happiness of thousands and thousands of people. These videos always make my day.
its impossible to make me angry where’s the ink at then? It would have definitely spread through the water. Either the octopus bit back or...well, I don’t know.
It was 6 years ago when I saw this video for the first time. I’ve watched many, MANY more times since, as well as the other True Facts videos. This year has been more than rough for me and this video was something I came back to a lot. So I wish to thank you for two things Ze Frank. First, for making such enjoyable videos. And second, for introducing me to my favorite animal: the Bobbit Worm! I sincerely hope that you and everyone else that enjoys the peak comedy that these videos are have a good day! :)
For one of my classes, I have to make an informational flyer about a topic that pertains to the subject, so I'm doing mine on annelids. Specifically, earthworms because they're the ones I can relate most to geology. I put in some stuff about polychaetes too but I'm glad it's giving me an excuse to watch this video again, and again, and again, and again, and again. I'm linking this video in my post and no one can stop me.
I have never had more fun learning anything, ever! I finally had to put my lunch down or I was going to choke to death! You are awesome at what you do, keep doing it, please!!
I’m fully imagining an AU where humans have evolved a symbiotic nose based relationship with shy colorful fluff worms that are nervous to pop out in front of people, and that’s how you really know you’re close close with somebody, when they’ve met ur lil nose worm 🥺
The unique descriptive narration of these videos are truly awe inspiring - admit it we have all briefly imagined what it would be like to have this delightful fellow narrate our lives.
Do you D&D games have an evil exploding cow that your family loved SO MUCH, that they talked about it up until the next game and every day after that? Yeeeaaahhhh.... HELP ME ;-;
here is a short story im playing d&d with my fam and my dad gets a tnt barrel with the loot (he is a barbarian my mom is a fighter and im a mage) and well.. while fighting goblins a loose fireball gets out my hands and well... a bomb and fire doesn,t mix well... my mom and dad were very mad at me i killed the whole team i don,t think it was my fault though!
My favorite part of this video and it literally made me LOL was when it said, OH LOOK AN OCTOPUS! HE GOT OUT! OCTOPUS IS NOT HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT! 😂
@@AmaryInkawult not just that but it's also a massive toilet And plenty of things die in there too so add copious amounts of diluted blood and fleshy bits in this fecal bukkake pool. Isn't nature beautiful?
so that worm spreading sperm, and some random fish got spread, and the worm eats the fish, so auto gay? and all the fish we eat from the sea got that worm's sperm?
"...give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko kinda worm..." 😂 I watch dozens of science videos each week to find the right ones for my lessons. I wish to god I could show this in class. Maybe on the day before I retire, I'll just show them all back to back!
MrCantStopTheRobot lol that'd be expecting parents, admins, and the school board, etc to have a sense of humor in addition to curiosity about the "grosser" sides of science. Have you noticed a relaxed, easy going atmosphere in any aspect of the US lately? Let alone in education. Shit, dude, I don't even post comments on RUclips under my real name for fear some stick-up-the-ass zealot will accuse me of being a godless, communist, gay, GMF eating, vegan puppy-killer who thinks the earth is round and try to get me fired.
eheh, so yep, too much trouble *AND* sour-eye. Although to be fair, you could be skewered from both left and right these days... and left has the media / purse-strings too. I dunno if you're public or private side, but I wonder why anyone would want to be a teacher these days... I understand that it speaks to a nurturing or creative side... but still. A culture and society this much at war with itself, it's just a question of when it will fall apart. Dunno if that makes you feel down or makes you feel like a hero. Either way, thanks for your funny response.
MrCantStopTheRobot Mhmm exactly and I have felt like both? Or maybe neither...depends on the day and how many kids have peed on me. I actually enjoy the problem solving, figuring out how to reach difficult kids, how to support and communicate better with parents, and nuturing the flames of curiosity that drive learning. There are definitely days I wake up and wish I'd gone into medicine or tech. But at least my fancy English degree helps me write long-winded grammatically coreect comments on social media😁
'We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front and finding places to put whatever comes out the other side.' Truer words have never been spoken.
”this fish is having a good day, it won a fortnite battle royale...it’s crush texted him a unicorn emoji , which means nothing to a fish but its still something........the bobbit worm doesn’t give a shit”
To understand this, imagine if Morgan Freeman was your substitute teacher, but he was always drunk when he taught his lessons, and he only taught sex-ed. That is how ZeFrank do.
Fascinating and beautiful creatures plus the Zefrank narration, a great learning aid thanks. I was also glad to have seen the baby octopus escape, there is a god.
"Imagine if they lived in your nose". Oh my, you frightened my magic blue mustache, now I'll be sticking sand up my nose all night to coax them back out.
I can't believe you didn't mention the one fact my ap bio teacher would always remind us to be grateful for: that our gonads are not seasonally shed like the polychaetes
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Every time he starts a sentence with, "To understand this, imagine..." you know it's going to be good.
You'r picture shows you pretty
Well... That’s how the ZeFrank do...
Excuse me but i love you
And i love your voice when you're singing
LOL creeps. Do some people not have friends to develop their social skills?
"True Facts is not appropriate for children. Or adults who don't act like children." Truer words have never been spoken good sir.
Sometimes it be like it do.
I wonder if those words outside the quotes are true, but I must figure that truth can't ever be truer than itself.
I have never been happier that I have refused to become an adult.
I agree
Peder Hansen this
I’m a marine bio student and we are going over polychaete worms and this video made more sense to me than my actual lectures. Thank you for this!
Same! I went over these worms just a few weeks ago and I can actually understand the terminology in his videos now lol
I’ve been treating myself to two or three of these a day and thinking what great teaching aids they would be. Zefrank is really very good at what he does. And so, so funny.
I remember taking marine biology and not really getting this portion of the class, more than any other. I get it now tho
I would love to learn more about marine biology.
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9:03 - "Remember, we're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front, and looking for places to put whatever comes out the other side"....this is disgustingly poetic.
Not to mention true and accurate. Still hilarious, though 😂
Fun fact: the human colon technically begins at the mouth and ends at the trumpeter.
@@nicksuazo4377 Humans are chordates, and chordates are basically tube + fancy parts.
There are lots of organisms that are called "Taste it twice". For a long time organisms didn't have an anus and just barfed up the waste
Fun fact; these creatures love, I mean absolutely love, the anal cavity.
"Aww not an octopus..." "IT GOT OUT!!" I feel this in my soul
"Octopus is not having that shit." 🐙 😆
@Anonymous Anonymous don't forget that they can produce that super thick slime that sticks to everything as a defense mechanism also
@Anonymous Anonymous
We eat them alive all the time
The suckers stick to your throat and fight going down
@@thecloneguyz so you taste the mucus and not the octopus?
@@cherryvoid5238
You dont chew
It squeezes slime out
You swallow whole
"We're all tubes with some fancy stuff attached." Once again, zefrank keepin us humble
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On this Pandemic: Stay Safe!!!
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"It's like sending you genitals to the bar while you're binge watching Netflix at home: win win"
This is gold!
Meanwhile the seacucumber has a fish in its butt.
@@patrickdegnan9777 We must never forget how the sea cucumber do.
A genitalia walks into a bar...
“Who’s the perv now? Oh, still me.”
I’m so glad you’re back, ZeFrank.
I want so badly to give you a thumbs up, but you're currently at 666 thumbs ups...hnnnggg
Is it a coincidence that zefrank1’s longest RUclips video is about phallus-shaped creatures?
Justin agreed
Your humor is notso funny, it's absolutely stupid
don't be selfish. we all are.
"Octopus is not having that s***." LMAO
The octopus is probably one of the only creatures in the sea that could likely take over the world if it wanted to. They are scary smart.
@Davis Whitaker Yeah I heard they don't like smartphones. LOL
I like to imagine that the only reason the octopus has not evolved further is the fact that adult octopuses can't pass on anything they've learned to their children (because the father leaves and the mother dies protecting her eggs) so they have to figure everything out all over again.
If they were more social and passed things along down the generations they would probably be even smarter.
@@ABonafideSkeleton Great point. We humans owe a lot to previous generations and what they teach us. Imagine having to keep relearning everything again.
@@jackkraken3888 Hell look at crows; they pass on everything they know and as a result they understand concepts of weight, water displacement and analogies, they can build tools on the fly for specific situations and they can utilise past knowledge to adapt to potential situations in the future (like hiding tools for future use or even planning meals for the next day) on top of being able to remember faces and objects as well as developing their own dialects within their "language".
If one crow figures out something new, then every crow will be doing it within the next few days and they pass it all along to their offspring.
We already know that octopuses utilise tools and are fast learners, what could they learn if they passed on their retained information to the next generation?
"We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front and finding places to put whatever comes out."
Zefrank
Lol I was watchjng that part just as I seen this
First semester of biology you will learn that truer words have never been spoken.
Jisoo Kim Bilateralarianisms?
True fact: when you're developing as an embryo, the anus forms before the mouth.
@@psuedonym9999 Yes. Hence we come under deuterostomes
That octopus looked like he’s thinking about the horrors he had just seen
Can you blame him????
That octopus went into the hole mouth-first and probably escaped by biting the worms head off
naaa. Octopi don't fear diddley squat.
He was like "I'm sure he won't make that mistake again"
"This Frogfish for example...is f**ked" I choked on my Pepsi XD.
Best part of this video 🤣🤣🤣
You misspelled "penis", my friend
@@denisarabinka3508 LMAO 🤣 😂 😆
Ew Pepsi
I didnt know it was a frog fish
"This frog fish for example.... Is f*!ked."
I'm a moron- I thought he said "zefrank fish".
06:05
I just how how the "aww, not an octopus" is so truly heartfelt.
"Bobbit worm dont give a shit"
Wtf i already said this
“That is an acorn worm and we are not talking about the acorn worm”
I agree with you 100 percent
@Stephanie Logan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But it makes me more curious about the acorn worm but still too lazy to research it myself.
typing this reply took more keystrokes than searching...you're stupid babies.
@@wrarmatei While googling it is indeed quite effortless, you also have to consider rather time consuming process of going through all of the relatively untinteresting information in search of more curious of facts about the acorn worm.
@@quixotic4233 The acorn worm was most likely ignored because it's not a Polychaete but a Hemichordate. All Hemichordates are Deuterostomes, meaning that they have a face where their ass is ought to be and vice versa. Other Deuterostomes include Echinoderms (starfishes, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, brittle stars and so on) as well as all vertebrates (yes, that includes humans). This also means that acorn worms are more closely related to humans than to any other worm shown in this video. The acorn worm's glans shaped proboscis is muscular and used in locomotion, it's also covered in cilia which direct food to the mouth, located in the groove right behind the proboscis. The proboscis also contains the organ which is believed to function like a kidney.
His complete aversion to the acorn worm makes want to know more. But at the same time there is an undercurrent of fear of whatever the hell the Acorn worm is capable of to make zefrank not want to talk about it.
Edit: I now understand the aversion. And I sympathise.
I made a grave mistake
I looked at the wiki for it and now I'm just more confused lol.
I need an explanation please
@@Glaycier That’s its shit
@@mr.weirdness5970 o. I expected worse but it’s still... Gross. I’m both disappointed and relieved.
BOBBIT WORM DOESN'T NEED NO FRIK'N TUBE. BOBBIT WORM GOES WERE BOBBIT WORM DAMN WELL PLEASES.
This fish just won fortnite battle royale. bobbit worm don't care. This fish is fucked
@@mairisberzins8677 "octopus ain't havn that Shit"
I go
teeyoob*
Bobbit worm is an ocean's honey badger. It don't care too.
That octopus was a straight up badass escaping from that worm. Love those creatures. 🖤
Spidertopus Octopus is not having that shit 😂 had to rewind it a few times
Octopus OP
@@mattwells5347 No literally. Nearly IMPOSSIBLE for a predator to catch those 8 armed badasses, unless they're on land. The fact that they can quite easily escape for the most part just by either loosing a limb, squirting ink to blind the bastard after 'em, or just by boosting themselves to swim away faster by using their mantle. Which is basically like a underwater jetpack or thruster for them.
@@spidertopus yeah definitely the most badass animal. Their super smart as well they often interact with divers out of curiosity.Unfortunately though most species live little over a year, guess no mortal body can sustain an octopus's sheer power.
Same i love octopuses octopi i dont know.. they are so intelligent!
I died laughing at "Imagine that a Williamsburg Hipster fell into a ball pit up to their mustachios and has to use it to catch kale chip crumbs and Quinoa."
Keeenwaaaaaaaaah
🤣🤣🤣
What
*Keen-HWHA*
Capture, not catch
"This frog fish for example...
is fucked."
"This fish is having a good day."
@@Jedi-ge6lr was
6:06
it won’t a fortnite battle royals and his crush just texted him a unicorn emoji. Which means nothing to a fish, but it’s still something. Bobbit worm don’t give a ******
I definitely imagined hipsters in a ball pit, using their mustaches to gather food.
Good
J K me too! XD
Ha! 😄
Someone animate that!
I just had the weirdest fuckin image pop in my head at that part and i dont even know how to explain it but it was amazing XD
“The fireworm is bristly bristly” lmaooo I laughed too hard at that
Like I dewww
And it hurts like a Marvin heckler if you try to pick it up.
"It's like sending your genitals to the bar while you binge watch Netflix at home. Win-win!" Maybe the greatest line in zefrank1 history.
I died at this line
Press [F] to revive me
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@@seltin1988 Thank you ahhhhh im back time to watch more zefrank videos and die more
Best line everrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also not the worst idea, either...
I found this channel yesterday and haven’t stopped laughing yet. I have to rewind because I’m so busy laughing I miss some. Thank you, you’ve made an elderly English lady very happy.
This video has made me realize that I am afraid of sea worms.
Yeah picture having these in your home aquarium it sucks lol
WisMicYal11 same
I just feel mildly disgusted. In my defence I've only very sparsely actually been in any seas in my life.
Underwater life tends to freak me TF out
This is exactly why I don’t do oceans lol
"Imagine a bunch of Williamsburg hipsters that fell into a ball pit up to their mustaches and have to use them to capture kale chip crumbs and quin-hwaa.
Ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ ｈｏｗ ｔｈｅ Ｃｈｒｉｓｔｍａｓ Ｔｒｅｅ Ｗｏｒｍ ｄｏ．"
"This frog fish, for example... is f*cked."
I have a feeling the octopus just slapped the Bobbit worm and shouted "n o !" in octopus.
It actually said, "Oi, mate!"
“It’s like sending your genitalia to the bar while you binge watch Netflix.”
Win win!!!
🤣
"Fine, Satan, you can make *one* animal"
The amount of shitty animals are evidence that there are satans instead of a single satan
😂😂😂😂
This man really decided to put massive Ass pharyngeal jaws on a worm then made it glitter and sparkle. Igh ok satan
sticky papaya WASPS
Emily Clare jellyfish
We're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached.
...looking for stuff to put in the front, and finding places to put whatever comes out the other side.
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I had forgotten that part of evolutionary biology but we are.
True, but I prefer to think of myself as a meat mech piloted by a brain xP
Ben Aaron disgusting point
"It's a hard world for a soft worm..."
True words. ✊
that's poop
Berd *PEE PEE POO POO*
Hello Berd
Berb
You're poop
Of course you'd be here lol
"We're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached"
I love how one of our developmental biology professors said the exact same thing
he watched this o(f)f course
Panayiotis Hadjipakkos maybe he is your professor
Ugly bags of mostly water
@@toryfox4580
I understood that reference!
It must be very satisfying to know that the fruit of your labor is the happiness of thousands and thousands of people. These videos always make my day.
Listening to how excited Ze gets when something interesting happens that he wasn't expecting is honestly super wholesome
“No. Absolutely not! That is the acorn worm, and we are NOT talking about the acorn worm.”
🤣
Ze Frank is kind of like my dad. He says he's only going out to get the groceries for a few minutes and then takes months to come back.
Jay they're very large groceries
Jay It’s some damn good groceries tho. Worth the wait and the therapy.
I'm so happy for that octopus!
"Get off of me, you bodaggit."
You can see the wound however...
If nothing else, it poisoned the worm with its saliva.
Octopi regenerate, they're also extremely good escape artist and can escape from enclosures specifically made for them. The octopus is fine. For now.
its impossible to make me angry where’s the ink at then? It would have definitely spread through the water. Either the octopus bit back or...well, I don’t know.
It was 6 years ago when I saw this video for the first time. I’ve watched many, MANY more times since, as well as the other True Facts videos. This year has been more than rough for me and this video was something I came back to a lot. So I wish to thank you for two things Ze Frank. First, for making such enjoyable videos. And second, for introducing me to my favorite animal: the Bobbit Worm! I sincerely hope that you and everyone else that enjoys the peak comedy that these videos are have a good day! :)
I lose my shit when the narrator finds something funny and gets out of character 😂 my favorite part of the videos
Cyrus Barretto he’s not going out of character. That’s just how these videos are.
"Imagine if one lived in your nostril, you'd be the fanciest lad at the party" i almost choked. Hahaha
Random holes in the ground are meant for exploration. There could be loot and booty down there. Every RPG players know that.
The chance of getting a hairy slime worm make it still worth the effort
That's right. Every hole is a goal
For one of my classes, I have to make an informational flyer about a topic that pertains to the subject, so I'm doing mine on annelids. Specifically, earthworms because they're the ones I can relate most to geology. I put in some stuff about polychaetes too but I'm glad it's giving me an excuse to watch this video again, and again, and again, and again, and again. I'm linking this video in my post and no one can stop me.
"Aww, not an octopus." Everybody loves octopus.
Especially anime girls. ;)
Yes there delicious 😜
Enjoy!
ruclips.net/user/PauloBoute
😍
🐙
"There's no man in an elf costume standing in a kiddie pool full of hotdogs at the end of this rainbow".
Damn.
"it's the 70 percent that laughs at poop jokes"
Me:"C'mon man I'm not that immature"
"Doodoo kaka"
Me:"Hihihihihihi xD"
*It's the 70% of YOU*
It's spelled ha, not hi
Me too!!!! 😚🤣😅🤪👍
@Dutch van der Linde lmao
@Stephanie Logan These emojis gave me diseases
I have never had more fun learning anything, ever! I finally had to put my lunch down or I was going to choke to death! You are awesome at what you do, keep doing it, please!!
"It's kind of a 'give me a kernel of corn, and let's play 'Butthole Pachinko' kind of a worm."
That part had me crying 😂
@@joshriley2936 was just going to say I was holding it together until that part. Also crying from laughter
I know ... that was one of his more imaginative comments ... too funny!
I had to pause the video after that cuz I was dying of laughter too 🤣
You know it was funny because that is where the narrator broke. :D
*sad voice* Aww not an octopus :(
*continues narrating*
*octopus emerges from the pits of hell*
"OH MY GOD HE GOT OUT!! 😆"
Jade Lee Octopus was not having that sh*t!
"Hes not having that Shit!" Lol
The bobbit worm has no eyes so it doesn't know what its eating
Shady he is sh*ting
He has a hentai gig to get to.
I love you, white Morgan Freeman!
Gremlin best.comment.EVAAARRRRR
Thank God, someone said it.
Hahahaha!!! So true
I’m fully imagining an AU where humans have evolved a symbiotic nose based relationship with shy colorful fluff worms that are nervous to pop out in front of people, and that’s how you really know you’re close close with somebody, when they’ve met ur lil nose worm 🥺
what the fuck
The line "Okay, still beautiful. But now I feel like vomiting. It's kind of like love." applies
Or like retractable antennae that come out when you sniff something, like snake tongues
How did we get here
Until the 50s, when people started to just hang their worms out and introduce them to strangers.
David...come back David that's poop
Where's Terrance, Milo, and Angie when you need them.
David (probably actually Davina) must've drowned...
Awesome, thanks for telling me 🤣
Kind has a b. R. C
David, I’m serious, th… that is actually poop.
Imagine being a god taking creation class and the teacher says “make a human” and you make an acorn worm and get a C-
That is a hilarious way to think about that. Brilliant mind you've got there.
Still a passing grade! LOL
Whatever you're having, may I have a hit?
This made me laugh harder than the actual video! Lmao
@@sethraelthebard5459 because it's 70% correct?
Just found this channel.Never learned so much while laughing out loud.
You've got some catching up to do! 😄
6 years of catching up.
Right? AMAZING
Sandra Castaneda bobbit worm dont need no friggin toob
@@memeloverr ok...😂
The unique descriptive narration of these videos are truly awe inspiring - admit it we have all briefly imagined what it would be like to have this delightful fellow narrate our lives.
"Oh look, a random hole. I think I'll go down in it. What could possibly go wrong?"
Hmm, yeah, that's about how most of my D&D games get started...
Do you D&D games have an evil exploding cow that your family loved SO MUCH, that they talked about it up until the next game and every day after that? Yeeeaaahhhh.... HELP ME ;-;
here is a short story
im playing d&d with my fam and my dad gets a tnt barrel with the loot (he is a barbarian my mom is a fighter and im a mage) and well.. while fighting goblins a loose fireball gets out my hands and well... a bomb and fire doesn,t mix well... my mom and dad were very mad at me i killed the whole team i don,t think it was my fault though!
It's also how my virginity ended
It's how most of my personal relationships got started.
Also how most bards play dnd
The perfect combination of scientific nomenclature and phrases like “fleshy-fleshy” is something I very much enjoy
The phrase "that is how a ____ do" will stick with me forever
*Can someone please animate all of the Zefrank **_"Imagine if..."_** descriptions?* 😂😂😂
FB group: who keeps giving these mofos art supplies?
my favourite line:"bobbit worm don't need no fricken tube, bobbit worm goes where bobbit worm damnwell pleases"
I always love the "This frogfish for example...is f**ked"
Didn't someone say something like that about the Honey Badger? -- ruclips.net/video/4r7wHMg5Yjg/видео.html
Sounds like the Ocean version of the Desert Centipede.
Bobbit worm the rapist of the ocean.
I can't think of a name Bobbit worm don’t give a shit
My favorite part of this video and it literally made me LOL was when it said, OH LOOK AN OCTOPUS! HE GOT OUT! OCTOPUS IS NOT HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT! 😂
The Other Point Of View LOL IT SURE IS! 👍🏼
I cheered out loud when the octopus got out of there
Andrew Bellavie I did not cheer but I thought to myself, WHAT A BADASS! LOL 👍🏼
That is how the octopus do.
Kay Haven LOL YES! 👍🏼
6:53 Welp, I'm never going in the ocean again.
_No wonder it tasted so salty._
This kinda does explain why the ocean is salty... It's a massive bukake puddle.
@@AmaryInkawult not just that but it's also a massive toilet
And plenty of things die in there too so add copious amounts of diluted blood and fleshy bits in this fecal bukkake pool.
Isn't nature beautiful?
so that worm spreading sperm, and some random fish got spread, and the worm eats the fish, so auto gay? and all the fish we eat from the sea got that worm's sperm?
Noooo
Have you never asked yourself how whales have babies?
"bristly bristly"
"try to catch kale crumbs and quin-WAAH"
Whenever I can't deal with something, I'm just going to say 'octopus ain't having that' and leave. 😂
@Kevin McMahon They dont fire you?
Kayla bird, hahaha I will steal that. Love it.
"...give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko kinda worm..." 😂
I watch dozens of science videos each week to find the right ones for my lessons. I wish to god I could show this in class. Maybe on the day before I retire, I'll just show them all back to back!
Is it too much trouble to run it past the parents for permission? Worried some won't like it and give you the sour-eye the rest of the year?
MrCantStopTheRobot lol that'd be expecting parents, admins, and the school board, etc to have a sense of humor in addition to curiosity about the "grosser" sides of science. Have you noticed a relaxed, easy going atmosphere in any aspect of the US lately? Let alone in education. Shit, dude, I don't even post comments on RUclips under my real name for fear some stick-up-the-ass zealot will accuse me of being a godless, communist, gay, GMF eating, vegan puppy-killer who thinks the earth is round and try to get me fired.
eheh, so yep, too much trouble *AND* sour-eye. Although to be fair, you could be skewered from both left and right these days... and left has the media / purse-strings too. I dunno if you're public or private side, but I wonder why anyone would want to be a teacher these days... I understand that it speaks to a nurturing or creative side... but still. A culture and society this much at war with itself, it's just a question of when it will fall apart. Dunno if that makes you feel down or makes you feel like a hero. Either way, thanks for your funny response.
MrCantStopTheRobot Mhmm exactly and I have felt like both? Or maybe neither...depends on the day and how many kids have peed on me. I actually enjoy the problem solving, figuring out how to reach difficult kids, how to support and communicate better with parents, and nuturing the flames of curiosity that drive learning. There are definitely days I wake up and wish I'd gone into medicine or tech. But at least my fancy English degree helps me write long-winded grammatically coreect comments on social media😁
Now if I could just spell...😆
He has the cutest chuckle
'We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front and finding places to put whatever comes out the other side.'
Truer words have never been spoken.
”this fish is having a good day, it won a fortnite battle royale...it’s crush texted him a unicorn emoji , which means nothing to a fish but its still something........the bobbit worm doesn’t give a shit”
Leetdinosaur The bobbit: an unexpected journey... to hell.
Mattia Viviani, No one expects The Bobbit.
zefrank1: *_"To understand this..."_*
Me: *_Aw shit, here we go again._*
To understand this, imagine if Morgan Freeman was your substitute teacher, but he was always drunk when he taught his lessons, and he only taught sex-ed. That is how ZeFrank do.
@@adrianortega1431 good original comment
@Tyler Robbins @youtube pls fix dislike button on comments, i want to see how many downv- i mean dislikes this man has
Still loving these videos, I can't beleive how much i missed hearing you say "And that is how a ____ do"
8:09 "Give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko"
A sentence I never thought I would hear in my life.
“See the eyes? Neither do I”. 😂🤣☠️
I lost it at "butthole pachinko" and had to pause for 5 minutes to compose myself.
That was the best bit for sure. The whole thing was gold though.
right there with you man, "butthole pachinko" fucking broke me
haha yeah that butthole pachinko line made me go punch my grandma and scream at my children
fastest sub ever
Same! 🤣
Loving that disclaimer in the beginning.
TBD Fishing haha same 😂😂
TBD Fishing
Could be the start of a True Facts about True Facts video 😂
True Facts is not appropriate for children.
Or adults who don’t act like children.
"These little guys hurt like a Marvin Haggler if you..." I wasn't expecting a boxing joke in True Facts. That just came out of nowhere
*_THAT IS AN ACORN WORM AND WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ACORN WORM_*
God these videos make me so happy. So hilarious.
"Except everybody is in the tub"
God bless, I remember watching these 4 years ago. Hope these continue!
I always find these videos funny, entertaining and even educational. ZeFrank does an incredible job!
"Fleshy-fleshy" and "Bristley-bristley" HAHAHA
I tried watching this while eating ramen... bad idea
Indeed!
as long as the ramen doesn't move.
And I was about to eat noodles when I saw this comment. And the video. Now I must distract myself
xD
Pu**y. I watched videos of parasites while eating, and the videos I watched were FAR more grotesque than anything ZeFrank has done.
*I want to talk about the acorn worm* 3:34
And the peanut worm.
No. We're not doing that.
it eats dirt on the floor and perpetually shits it out through its long translucent body
Fact: Acorn worms are more closely related to humans than true worms.
I want more facts about the acorn worn
Just like how pervy and informative this guy is. I could imagine him doing it while making jokes.
- No way so hilarious.
You have surpassed your former glory.
6:33 "octopus got out. Not having that shit" lol
"No. Absolutely not. That is an acorn worm and we are not talking about the acorn worm."
Charlie Alvarez No kidding.
No we are. Not doing that
He did state in the dung beetle video that he was not going the narrate the footage of poop.
Charlie Alvarez but why
Lol
Fascinating and beautiful creatures plus the Zefrank narration, a great learning aid thanks.
I was also glad to have seen the baby octopus escape, there is a god.
"Butthole pachinko" Laughed so hard I woke the neighbors.
"Sputter flap" is the word I didn't know I needed.
I will use it in many sentences today!
"Even the octopus, which is quite a badarse, doesn't know how to deal with these psychos."
aesthetic rex Nah, thats the mantis shrimp, bobbit worm is meaningless to the octopus
Octopus is not having that sh*t
"Imagine if they lived in your nose". Oh my, you frightened my magic blue mustache, now I'll be sticking sand up my nose all night to coax them back out.
Hahahah he's laughing at his own narration. Hahah so cute
I can't believe you didn't mention the one fact my ap bio teacher would always remind us to be grateful for: that our gonads are not seasonally shed like the polychaetes
Periods don't leave us agendered for the rest of the month. Unlike epitokes (which he did cover)
blossom poop the gonads are the ovaries, not the egg. You’re not shedding your gonads. The teacher is correct lol
blossom poop, actually that would be you that might wanna "update" "yer" biology teacher. Whatever the fuck that means.
I wouldn't mind if it grew back bigger after shedding ;)
Wow you are actually back!
Why are you also everywhere?
Wholesome Lad found the guy who doesn't follow his subs
I read that as "Wow you are actually black!"
._.
SAME LOL
Wholesome Lad he’s been back
"Put 4 hours of this on, instead of the yule log video and see what Grandma says." Gonna find away to drop that line into daily conversation...
"It's hard out there for a soft worm" truer words have never been spoken
I just realized what Spongebob was watching that one time
*Remembering that scene and watching this video* me:......OH MY GOD!!
Alaskan
Bull
Worm
'There! You see them? Neither do I.' 🤣🤣🤣
"We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached." Hahaha
This fish.
Is f--d.
Octopus is not having that s--t!