@@silkenemperor Bruh depending on the game I end up with a negative score just because I use one to many nades that land near myself. The enemy have a harder time of killing me than myself. I swear if I could outrun my bullets I would accidentally do that too.
"but I prefer the hard science of cause and affect.... i cause a bullet wound, and affect my bank account." not only is the editing clean but your funny as well. Subbed!
It’s open… sometimes a little too open… sometimes the targets are people you wouldn’t be able to kill without drawing attention to yourself… sometimes you get caught by an eagle eye guard that somehow saw you… yeah divisive is a very strong word
As someone who has spent weeks worth of time on this game, as someone who has completed the game on Master Mode, as someone who does Silent Assassin Suit Only for fun: This causes me pain. Keep going.
Hey, Hitman 3 is like Golf, your objective is to win while getting as few points as possible. Eliminate 100% of the event guard. Leave a massacre scene. Let them know, the moment they go into hiding they are dead. 1:05 PFFF yeah nobody is ever going to do those missions voluntarily unless they're going for achievements.
incase anyone else might want to know; the caps lock + e thing, lets you "place" down most items/props without spooking the npcs.... most of the time, happy trapping!
Me before watching his videos: How many nice things in a video game The Grim Kleaper could have done? The Grim Kleaper commiting war crimes against humanity, elves, dwarfs and any race in the games he has played: Well...
i found that the perfect solution to freelancer is a combination of being careful and careless, for example: kill and run or kill and hide (also that haven island is the perfect boss level because of how open it is with few restricted areas and the ability to shoot through the tall shrubs)
For a person who does videos on games like RimWorld and Total WarHammer, this is a suprising video, also by the order of CIA you will be monitered until you're actions will change in a better way
I played that mode a lot. And it is goddamn difficult! For the simple reason: There are no safepoints. And not just no safepoints for a single mission... you need to complete a series of succesfull missions without any safing at all. And the fact that you loose all your equipment on death means that it can really be frustrating a lot of the time. And even if I managed to get or buy myself some cool gear I would never ever use and risk it. I basically played all of that mode with NO gear at the start of the missions and only took what the guards had for me. Better to upgrade the collection then risk any of it.
A hitman does not have to be always stealthy, he can be stealthy, but he can also be the one who: enters the place, reaches the objective, eliminates it and makes his way to the exit. but afterall a hitmans are professionals and professionals have standards: be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone they meet.
You managed to remove yourself from every single FBI watchlist with that gameplay
"We've got a violent assailant kicking random ass"
Lmao legendary dialog
They call him Agent 47 because he need 47 tries to successfully kill his targets.
with 47 missed shots toward each target
also 47 bullets
@@thekingofgreen1765 47 different guns?
@@megacharizardxgod5298 bullets it says bullets you moron
We have a much different definition of success
"And I have the average aim of your teammate in any fps."
So you seemingly hit every shot while I'm sitting there missing every shot?
ah so _you're_ the average teammate in an fps
@@spacecatsftw No I make the average one look like they are hacking... That was the joke I made.
@Syncringe he's saying that you're an average in a different statistic.
@@silkenemperor Bruh depending on the game I end up with a negative score just because I use one to many nades that land near myself. The enemy have a harder time of killing me than myself. I swear if I could outrun my bullets I would accidentally do that too.
@@syncringe1885 feels like I'm reading Google translate. Looks like you're saying you kill yourself more than the enemy kills you.
Crimes against humanity simulator
Let's look again at the Genebra Suggestion, just for inspiration
That's Rim World. They even made a Geneva Convention thing to break or something like that... Reddit and the Internet is amazing.
Nah I played that in real life
@@waynedixon1044💀
No, thats 🇨🇳
For the record the FBI’s most wanted was probably not intended to be a leaderboard
Lies
And the Genewa convention propably wasnt intended as a check list
@@loki3618are you Canadian?
They might be, or they might be Russian, Floridian, possibly even Australian, or American in general.
if not, why numbered?
5:53 "We spotted JKF and he was completely innocent"
--Grim Kleaper, 2023
i was just losing my mind in freelancer and grim kleaper makes it all go away with a hitman video, dark magic
"but I prefer the hard science of cause and affect.... i cause a bullet wound, and affect my bank account." not only is the editing clean but your funny as well. Subbed!
This helps me learn that I'm not the only person who is bad at freelancer
Every person who is bad at hitman is bad there, and so is everybody who likes playing stealth.
Freelancer is a very dvisive mode, to say the least.
It’s open… sometimes a little too open… sometimes the targets are people you wouldn’t be able to kill without drawing attention to yourself… sometimes you get caught by an eagle eye guard that somehow saw you… yeah divisive is a very strong word
As someone who has spent weeks worth of time on this game, as someone who has completed the game on Master Mode, as someone who does Silent Assassin Suit Only for fun:
This causes me pain.
Keep going.
That's hot. 🐨
well if we didn't think you were a masochist *before*...
@@TheChronova There's a reason the M is in BDSM and mate, I'm into all four
that's fair
yes, kealper with htiman is a match made in ehaven, the memes. THE MEMES i can FEEL THEM ALREADY
Redditor ass comment
man what?
@@Oddity_lol Lemme help you:
Yes. Kleaper with Htiman is a match made in heaven! The memes.... THE MEMES!! *I CAN FEEL ALREADY FEEL THE MEMES!!!*
I used to take pride in getting a super low score in the older hitmans basically just killing everyone it was a grand old time
Real shit I got -3.4 mil or something on moroccoo
How to climb the FBI watchlist:
Step 1: make 47 smile
Step 2: wait for FBI to show up. It should take about 5 seconds
This isn't hitman, this is Armed Gunman.
This is America
Hey, Hitman 3 is like Golf, your objective is to win while getting as few points as possible. Eliminate 100% of the event guard. Leave a massacre scene. Let them know, the moment they go into hiding they are dead.
1:05
PFFF yeah nobody is ever going to do those missions voluntarily unless they're going for achievements.
I discovered you yesterday, subscribed today. Your content is hilarious!
ah yes, *random Cthuhluian chants. my favorite unexpected moment*
incase anyone else might want to know; the caps lock + e thing, lets you "place" down most items/props without spooking the npcs.... most of the time, happy trapping!
ur videos are funny and actually enjoyable to watch. keep going man, ur a legend
Love hitman videos like this and just got this randomly recommended, haven’t watched the whole thing yet but this is awesome!! Just subbed :)
There's this crazy cure for syphilis called abstinence😂... Shocker 🤣
This is the first video I have watched on this channel, I'm now binge watching this channel.
3:13 he really loves your banana so you have every right to smack him.
This feels more like the movie version of 47 than the game version of 47
"How hard can it be?"
ATTEMPT 1:
C O L O R A D O
Bro, the editing is top tier 😂
When I heard the speed runners soundtrack, I knew it was gonna be good. Underrated gem!
It saddens me that this video isn't more popular, or maybe not yet. I've been waiting for hitman content after... A.i took out atroic.
Good video
It's always a good day with TGK uploads.
Me before watching his videos: How many nice things in a video game The Grim Kleaper could have done?
The Grim Kleaper commiting war crimes against humanity, elves, dwarfs and any race in the games he has played: Well...
Also: Your videos are the funniest i have seen
Plays a good game of Rimworld, but the bloodlust he has carries over to the other games.
Much better when you dont include billionaires ever 30 seconds, good stuff
"This is all misunderstanding"
**PULLS OUT A SHOTGUN**
Your videos are hilarious and I love your editing. Defo subscribing.
i found that the perfect solution to freelancer is a combination of being careful and careless, for example: kill and run or kill and hide (also that haven island is the perfect boss level because of how open it is with few restricted areas and the ability to shoot through the tall shrubs)
For a person who does videos on games like RimWorld and Total WarHammer, this is a suprising video, also by the order of CIA you will be monitered until you're actions will change in a better way
"oh come o-" -a guard knowing that theres something heading straight for his head and getting destroyed after
7:18 “oh these are pretty cool bananas”
So glad Kleeper my rimworld RUclipsr has come to this amazingly funny game.
Ah yes, the Russian hit man.
Hitman 47 casualties per mission.
It's not a war-crime, it's a mild amunt of trolling.
@@havardl4495*"we do a little trolling"*
only realistic hitman youtuber that doesnt only show them constantly winning
Wow, another clinicly insane youtuber, that ventilates his psycopathy into playing videogames.
Neat.
Time to binge watch the entire channel 😭
Hitman agrees with
Legalize nuclear bombs
2:38 I'm sorry, was that R'lyehian? A very specific phrase in R'lyehian? The PRAYER TO CTHULHU, to be specific?
They call him agent 47 because he can go 47 days without pooping
Man's greatest ally and friend
*explosives*
First mission: Colorado.
Aight, he's deranged but he has the spirit.
I'm kind of impressed by your interpretation of R'lyehian. Cthulhu fhtagn to you too!
Of course the luck started to turn around the moment he finds a plague doctor outfit. Lulz.
2:39 Bro was speaking Aklo. Isn’t that the Aklo sampler from Sandy Peterson’s 5e C.O.C. Rule book?
0:41 Gosh, how I love Plants vs. Zombies soundtrack.
The best thing in hit man is that any you this is able to fill it’s target
The amount of trouble you had to go through just to peel a banana.
Dude the speedrun music
It hits
>summoning Bill Gates
MADMAN
😆 Production value (and irony) is strong with this one 😂 If only HM was this much fun ALL the time :p
I played that mode a lot.
And it is goddamn difficult!
For the simple reason: There are no safepoints. And not just no safepoints for a single mission... you need to complete a series of succesfull missions without any safing at all.
And the fact that you loose all your equipment on death means that it can really be frustrating a lot of the time. And even if I managed to get or buy myself some cool gear I would never ever use and risk it. I basically played all of that mode with NO gear at the start of the missions and only took what the guards had for me. Better to upgrade the collection then risk any of it.
Makarov is happy and scared
most importantly, proud to have one fan.
A hitman does not have to be always stealthy, he can be stealthy, but he can also be the one who: enters the place, reaches the objective, eliminates it and makes his way to the exit.
but afterall a hitmans are professionals and professionals have standards: be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone they meet.
wow i feel good at hitman 3 watching this
Hitman RUclipsr try not to wear the clown suit challenge (impossible)
Yes the hitman of fbi watchlists
Hitman will always be entertaining
Yeah but what about hitwoman
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! ONE OF MY FAVOURITES ON ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES!!!!!!!!!
Grim is a man of skill, determination and sheer will. Ok, mostly will and determination.
The Grim Kleaper really does hitmen
You make really good videos keep up the good work
Baby wake up grim kleaper uploaded
I love these videos
Thank you for making them great
Ebeeto might not be making videos anymore but you'll do just fine 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious content!
Finally...
A RUclipsr I can relate to.
That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday 6:28
2:43 - if you try to summon Cthulhu at least not now.... I just bought a nice car, let me enjoy it...
11:24 It was later discovered he returned the game.
Whoops.
After the first death it felt like an evictee touring his underground hitman dungeon for the last time
Thankyou soo much for all your dead inside humour I appreciate your videos way too much. Please make more warhammer videos😳
" how many civilians have you killed?!"
"Uh i don't know, not really a math guy yknow?"
Good video kleap!
The kleaper returns!
You seem like a nice fellow, very good voice chap.
Lol speedrunners sound track in theintro
Hitman 47: Multiple collaterals
pogging when i heard music from the EtG soundtrack
intro music gave me ptsd to an unfairly fast man in a chicken costume 💀
In the map sapienza, italy, I got so frustrated that I put on the plague doctor suit in the mission and just started to kill EVERYONE with an AXE
I find it funny that every American in hitman has a british accent
9:36 my fav moment
thats not a chalange run thats when i cant find anything better to do whilst listening to the friends themesong.
Saw 2 minutes in and your beautiful editing made me sub
a my daily job, the grim kleaper you should keep it up, maybe one day you will be better than me
... Clan Eshin simulator. Great Horned Rat approves.
3:47
One of the few benefits of using a controller...
But for the wrong reason.
Good job agent 47.
This freelance game mode actually looks really sick I should get this game just for that
Nice, keep it up!
He does indeed hit men.
truly an American hero
Hear me out, hitman genocide run
6:49 the legoland music tho