Climbing the FBI Watchlist in Hitman

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @BowandSvent
    @BowandSvent Год назад +910

    You managed to remove yourself from every single FBI watchlist with that gameplay

  • @mycookiehasnoname
    @mycookiehasnoname Год назад +2640

    They call him Agent 47 because he need 47 tries to successfully kill his targets.

  • @syncringe1885
    @syncringe1885 Год назад +1089

    "And I have the average aim of your teammate in any fps."
    So you seemingly hit every shot while I'm sitting there missing every shot?

    • @spacecatsftw
      @spacecatsftw Год назад +108

      ah so _you're_ the average teammate in an fps

    • @syncringe1885
      @syncringe1885 Год назад +30

      @@spacecatsftw No I make the average one look like they are hacking... That was the joke I made.

    • @silkenemperor
      @silkenemperor Год назад +7

      ​@Syncringe he's saying that you're an average in a different statistic.

    • @syncringe1885
      @syncringe1885 Год назад +11

      @@silkenemperor Bruh depending on the game I end up with a negative score just because I use one to many nades that land near myself. The enemy have a harder time of killing me than myself. I swear if I could outrun my bullets I would accidentally do that too.

    • @silkenemperor
      @silkenemperor Год назад +5

      @@syncringe1885 feels like I'm reading Google translate. Looks like you're saying you kill yourself more than the enemy kills you.

  • @basedjiren3889
    @basedjiren3889 Год назад +291

    "We've got a violent assailant kicking random ass"
    Lmao legendary dialog

  • @Skullhawk13
    @Skullhawk13 Год назад +375

    For the record the FBI’s most wanted was probably not intended to be a leaderboard

    • @Derin7890
      @Derin7890 Год назад +20

      Lies

    • @loki3618
      @loki3618 Год назад +40

      And the Genewa convention propably wasnt intended as a check list

    • @gijs.22
      @gijs.22 Год назад +3

      ​@@loki3618are you Canadian?

    • @fr3y438
      @fr3y438 Год назад

      They might be, or they might be Russian, Floridian, possibly even Australian, or American in general.

    • @fajriramdani6562
      @fajriramdani6562 Месяц назад +2

      if not, why numbered?

  • @fritz2205
    @fritz2205 Год назад +774

    Crimes against humanity simulator

    • @MagdaGust62
      @MagdaGust62 Год назад +28

      Let's look again at the Genebra Suggestion, just for inspiration

    • @user-yt8ud9np9i
      @user-yt8ud9np9i Год назад +10

      That's Rim World. They even made a Geneva Convention thing to break or something like that... Reddit and the Internet is amazing.

    • @waynedixon1044
      @waynedixon1044 Год назад +5

      Nah I played that in real life

    • @lloydxavier2300
      @lloydxavier2300 Год назад +1

      ​@@waynedixon1044💀

    • @havardl4495
      @havardl4495 Год назад +1

      No, thats 🇨🇳

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 Год назад +197

    5:53 "We spotted JKF and he was completely innocent"
    --Grim Kleaper, 2023

  • @iteha9286
    @iteha9286 Год назад +70

    i was just losing my mind in freelancer and grim kleaper makes it all go away with a hitman video, dark magic

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 Год назад +277

    As someone who has spent weeks worth of time on this game, as someone who has completed the game on Master Mode, as someone who does Silent Assassin Suit Only for fun:
    This causes me pain.
    Keep going.

    • @chaoticmasterpiece
      @chaoticmasterpiece Год назад +5

      That's hot. 🐨

    • @TheChronova
      @TheChronova Год назад +7

      well if we didn't think you were a masochist *before*...

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Год назад +7

      @@TheChronova There's a reason the M is in BDSM and mate, I'm into all four

    • @TheChronova
      @TheChronova Год назад

      that's fair

  • @LeBronJame1776
    @LeBronJame1776 Год назад +68

    This helps me learn that I'm not the only person who is bad at freelancer

    • @leonhardable
      @leonhardable Год назад +4

      Every person who is bad at hitman is bad there, and so is everybody who likes playing stealth.
      Freelancer is a very dvisive mode, to say the least.

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 Год назад +4

      It’s open… sometimes a little too open… sometimes the targets are people you wouldn’t be able to kill without drawing attention to yourself… sometimes you get caught by an eagle eye guard that somehow saw you… yeah divisive is a very strong word

  • @Alternateuniverse7157
    @Alternateuniverse7157 Год назад +16

    "but I prefer the hard science of cause and affect.... i cause a bullet wound, and affect my bank account." not only is the editing clean but your funny as well. Subbed!

  • @OneHighZergling
    @OneHighZergling Год назад +191

    yes, kealper with htiman is a match made in ehaven, the memes. THE MEMES i can FEEL THEM ALREADY

    • @erinivy3260
      @erinivy3260 Год назад

      Redditor ass comment

    • @Oddity_lol
      @Oddity_lol Год назад +2

      man what?

    • @pacomatic9833
      @pacomatic9833 Год назад

      @@Oddity_lol Lemme help you:
      Yes. Kleaper with Htiman is a match made in heaven! The memes.... THE MEMES!! *I CAN FEEL ALREADY FEEL THE MEMES!!!*

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 Год назад +30

    I used to take pride in getting a super low score in the older hitmans basically just killing everyone it was a grand old time

    • @fredk4745
      @fredk4745 Год назад +7

      Real shit I got -3.4 mil or something on moroccoo

  • @leeeric9786
    @leeeric9786 Год назад +5

    incase anyone else might want to know; the caps lock + e thing, lets you "place" down most items/props without spooking the npcs.... most of the time, happy trapping!

  • @kirbyfreakyt4695
    @kirbyfreakyt4695 Год назад +3

    Hey, Hitman 3 is like Golf, your objective is to win while getting as few points as possible. Eliminate 100% of the event guard. Leave a massacre scene. Let them know, the moment they go into hiding they are dead.
    1:05
    PFFF yeah nobody is ever going to do those missions voluntarily unless they're going for achievements.

  • @dale4416
    @dale4416 Год назад +14

    This isn't hitman, this is Armed Gunman.

  • @mr.shameless1886
    @mr.shameless1886 Год назад +8

    ah yes, *random Cthuhluian chants. my favorite unexpected moment*

  • @SayWhat1067
    @SayWhat1067 Год назад +16

    I discovered you yesterday, subscribed today. Your content is hilarious!

  • @Shotgun-Duck
    @Shotgun-Duck Год назад +5

    This is the first video I have watched on this channel, I'm now binge watching this channel.

  • @InnitVit
    @InnitVit Год назад +5

    ur videos are funny and actually enjoyable to watch. keep going man, ur a legend

  • @CanadioIsCool
    @CanadioIsCool Год назад +8

    It's always a good day with TGK uploads.

  • @ZRob23523
    @ZRob23523 Год назад +2

    When I heard the speed runners soundtrack, I knew it was gonna be good. Underrated gem!

  • @beans9288
    @beans9288 Год назад +9

    Love hitman videos like this and just got this randomly recommended, haven’t watched the whole thing yet but this is awesome!! Just subbed :)

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK Год назад +7

    Plays a good game of Rimworld, but the bloodlust he has carries over to the other games.

  • @vizorel7477
    @vizorel7477 Год назад +2

    i found that the perfect solution to freelancer is a combination of being careful and careless, for example: kill and run or kill and hide (also that haven island is the perfect boss level because of how open it is with few restricted areas and the ability to shoot through the tall shrubs)

  • @tom-bruh
    @tom-bruh Год назад +3

    Much better when you dont include billionaires ever 30 seconds, good stuff

  • @Walkingdeadfan675
    @Walkingdeadfan675 Год назад +1

    3:13 he really loves your banana so you have every right to smack him.

  • @samjesse3818
    @samjesse3818 Год назад +18

    Bro, the editing is top tier 😂

  • @sonnyboi1297
    @sonnyboi1297 Год назад +3

    So glad Kleeper my rimworld RUclipsr has come to this amazingly funny game.

  • @dankdaze42069
    @dankdaze42069 9 месяцев назад +1

    There's this crazy cure for syphilis called abstinence😂... Shocker 🤣

  • @heartlessnobody1143
    @heartlessnobody1143 Год назад +2

    Man's greatest ally and friend
    *explosives*

  • @joelellks4063
    @joelellks4063 Год назад +2

    I'm kind of impressed by your interpretation of R'lyehian. Cthulhu fhtagn to you too!

  • @mthecatholic1481
    @mthecatholic1481 Год назад +1

    0:41 Gosh, how I love Plants vs. Zombies soundtrack.

  • @Unknown-rs6wd
    @Unknown-rs6wd Год назад +1

    For a person who does videos on games like RimWorld and Total WarHammer, this is a suprising video, also by the order of CIA you will be monitered until you're actions will change in a better way

  • @bobman1111111111
    @bobman1111111111 Год назад +2

    "How hard can it be?"
    ATTEMPT 1:
    C O L O R A D O

  • @Epic0201
    @Epic0201 Год назад +2

    First mission: Colorado.
    Aight, he's deranged but he has the spirit.

  • @miles_alexp3304
    @miles_alexp3304 Год назад +2

    Your videos are hilarious and I love your editing. Defo subscribing.

  • @monkeebunz8580
    @monkeebunz8580 Год назад +2

    It saddens me that this video isn't more popular, or maybe not yet. I've been waiting for hitman content after... A.i took out atroic.
    Good video

  • @Karkled
    @Karkled Год назад

    only realistic hitman youtuber that doesnt only show them constantly winning

  • @Kupari9
    @Kupari9 Год назад +2

    Me before watching his videos: How many nice things in a video game The Grim Kleaper could have done?
    The Grim Kleaper commiting war crimes against humanity, elves, dwarfs and any race in the games he has played: Well...

    • @Kupari9
      @Kupari9 Год назад

      Also: Your videos are the funniest i have seen

  • @nicholasfly5914
    @nicholasfly5914 Год назад +1

    "This is all misunderstanding"
    **PULLS OUT A SHOTGUN**

  • @bennethorst4967
    @bennethorst4967 Год назад

    "oh come o-" -a guard knowing that theres something heading straight for his head and getting destroyed after

  • @videowatcher3872
    @videowatcher3872 Год назад +3

    Yes the hitman of fbi watchlists

  • @iankelley9302
    @iankelley9302 Год назад +1

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! ONE OF MY FAVOURITES ON ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES!!!!!!!!!

  • @lakottke
    @lakottke Год назад +1

    7:18 “oh these are pretty cool bananas”

  • @tobiaswerner4418
    @tobiaswerner4418 Год назад +12

    Hitman will always be entertaining

    • @havardl4495
      @havardl4495 Год назад +1

      Yeah but what about hitwoman

  • @aydinogansoy1222
    @aydinogansoy1222 Год назад

    Makarov is happy and scared
    most importantly, proud to have one fan.

  • @MindAtItsFinest
    @MindAtItsFinest Год назад +1

    A hitman does not have to be always stealthy, he can be stealthy, but he can also be the one who: enters the place, reaches the objective, eliminates it and makes his way to the exit.
    but afterall a hitmans are professionals and professionals have standards: be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone they meet.

  • @richardgarrison5286
    @richardgarrison5286 Год назад +1

    Dude the speedrun music
    It hits

  • @notreal9579
    @notreal9579 Год назад +1

    Baby wake up grim kleaper uploaded

  • @Pteryll
    @Pteryll Год назад +1

    The Grim Kleaper really does hitmen

  • @Binaeroooo77
    @Binaeroooo77 Год назад +1

    They call him agent 47 because he can go 47 days without pooping

  • @Andrew1576-l9n
    @Andrew1576-l9n Год назад +2

    The kleaper returns!

  • @alexanders.1359
    @alexanders.1359 Год назад +1

    I played that mode a lot.
    And it is goddamn difficult!
    For the simple reason: There are no safepoints. And not just no safepoints for a single mission... you need to complete a series of succesfull missions without any safing at all.
    And the fact that you loose all your equipment on death means that it can really be frustrating a lot of the time. And even if I managed to get or buy myself some cool gear I would never ever use and risk it. I basically played all of that mode with NO gear at the start of the missions and only took what the guards had for me. Better to upgrade the collection then risk any of it.

  • @MrDoenyon
    @MrDoenyon Год назад

    Grim is a man of skill, determination and sheer will. Ok, mostly will and determination.

  • @VenceDrift
    @VenceDrift Год назад +1

    wow i feel good at hitman 3 watching this

  • @GallusGamer
    @GallusGamer Год назад +2

    2:39 Bro was speaking Aklo. Isn’t that the Aklo sampler from Sandy Peterson’s 5e C.O.C. Rule book?

  • @painfull16
    @painfull16 Год назад +1

    😆 Production value (and irony) is strong with this one 😂 If only HM was this much fun ALL the time :p

  • @puzzleblokk4932
    @puzzleblokk4932 Год назад +1

    Finally...
    A RUclipsr I can relate to.

  • @cyanlol.
    @cyanlol. Год назад +3

    Hitman RUclipsr try not to wear the clown suit challenge (impossible)

  • @xavierxavier166
    @xavierxavier166 11 месяцев назад

    Wow, another clinicly insane youtuber, that ventilates his psycopathy into playing videogames.
    Neat.
    Time to binge watch the entire channel 😭

  • @a_man_of_many_screams
    @a_man_of_many_screams Год назад +1

    pogging when i heard music from the EtG soundtrack

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan Год назад +3

    Of course the luck started to turn around the moment he finds a plague doctor outfit. Lulz.

  • @Apple-tq3ve
    @Apple-tq3ve Год назад +1

    Good video kleap!

  • @kellanbrosnan7239
    @kellanbrosnan7239 Год назад +14

    Ah yes, the Russian hit man.
    Hitman 47 casualties per mission.

    • @havardl4495
      @havardl4495 Год назад +3

      It's not a war-crime, it's a mild amunt of trolling.

    • @jonas4185
      @jonas4185 Год назад

      ​@@havardl4495*"we do a little trolling"*

  • @TheMurderousBakedPotato
    @TheMurderousBakedPotato Год назад +2

    You seem like a nice fellow, very good voice chap.

  • @gabesteinberg6244
    @gabesteinberg6244 Год назад +2

    >summoning Bill Gates
    MADMAN

  • @lukestippo9650
    @lukestippo9650 Год назад

    Thankyou soo much for all your dead inside humour I appreciate your videos way too much. Please make more warhammer videos😳

  • @Oscar-qj7uc
    @Oscar-qj7uc Год назад +2

    I love these videos
    Thank you for making them great

  • @RinAldrin
    @RinAldrin 9 месяцев назад

    This feels more like the movie version of 47 than the game version of 47

  • @ALPHARIUS_257
    @ALPHARIUS_257 Год назад +1

    The best thing in hit man is that any you this is able to fill it’s target

  • @saltyyogurt9136
    @saltyyogurt9136 Год назад

    The amount of trouble you had to go through just to peel a banana.

  • @Diamondlongbow5
    @Diamondlongbow5 Год назад +2

    You make really good videos keep up the good work

  • @neoduke007
    @neoduke007 Год назад +1

    Ebeeto might not be making videos anymore but you'll do just fine 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious content!

  • @williamC0349
    @williamC0349 Год назад +2

    After the first death it felt like an evictee touring his underground hitman dungeon for the last time

  • @micahthomas7644
    @micahthomas7644 Год назад

    Hitman 47: Multiple collaterals

  • @LyricsVideo4U
    @LyricsVideo4U Год назад +1

    Nice, keep it up!

  • @anyonenamedMili
    @anyonenamedMili Год назад +2

    Grim kleaper my beloved

  • @Anakinvoorhees
    @Anakinvoorhees Год назад

    How to climb the FBI watchlist:
    Step 1: make 47 smile
    Step 2: wait for FBI to show up. It should take about 5 seconds

  • @parkian4245
    @parkian4245 Год назад +1

    truly an American hero

  • @Marinebioecolandcons
    @Marinebioecolandcons Год назад

    9:36 my fav moment

  • @theburtongamer4214
    @theburtongamer4214 Год назад +1

    Hitman agrees with
    Legalize nuclear bombs

  • @_.Wanderer_
    @_.Wanderer_ Год назад +1

    a my daily job, the grim kleaper you should keep it up, maybe one day you will be better than me

  • @Garlakel
    @Garlakel Год назад +2

    Good job agent 47.

  • @thijshagenbeek8853
    @thijshagenbeek8853 Год назад

    ... Clan Eshin simulator. Great Horned Rat approves.

  • @squiddy2895
    @squiddy2895 Год назад

    6:49 the legoland music tho

  • @Slavalanche
    @Slavalanche Год назад +1

    2:43 - if you try to summon Cthulhu at least not now.... I just bought a nice car, let me enjoy it...

  • @jimraynor3132
    @jimraynor3132 Год назад

    This freelance game mode actually looks really sick I should get this game just for that

  • @TheChronova
    @TheChronova Год назад

    intro music gave me ptsd to an unfairly fast man in a chicken costume 💀

  • @Bandit-23th
    @Bandit-23th Год назад +2

    He lives!

  • @JohnDonRon
    @JohnDonRon Год назад

    Saw 2 minutes in and your beautiful editing made me sub

  • @virusbob6974
    @virusbob6974 Год назад +1

    Yes I was the target in the game I had a great time Though I looked dead I was alive I was just playing dead cause we did technically had a deal buuuuttt Grim kleaper is Really nice...
    Send help

  • @switchedcage
    @switchedcage 11 месяцев назад

    In the map sapienza, italy, I got so frustrated that I put on the plague doctor suit in the mission and just started to kill EVERYONE with an AXE

  • @arnelpabellar5861
    @arnelpabellar5861 Год назад +1

    Ah finally a freind!

  • @crackithcocainith
    @crackithcocainith Год назад +1

    Lol speedrunners sound track in theintro

  • @cavaxshapla1284
    @cavaxshapla1284 Год назад +1

    Way to good youtuber!, and the aoe music kills me!!

  • @boleothe
    @boleothe Год назад +4

    Right after I'm done watching 15 of your videos, you release another video. Odd.

    • @Armoric70
      @Armoric70 Год назад +1

      Watch another 15 videos, damn it!

    • @boleothe
      @boleothe Год назад +1

      @@Armoric70 I'm working on that, just 5 away from 30.

  • @Kohl293
    @Kohl293 Год назад +4

    11:24 It was later discovered he returned the game.
    Whoops.

  • @thechairman2568
    @thechairman2568 Год назад

    I love how it randomly cuts to you killing the person in front of you.

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Год назад

    thats not a chalange run thats when i cant find anything better to do whilst listening to the friends themesong.