Utterance robot finally got the same voice as humans

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @ProudNothing
    @ProudNothing 8 лет назад +6283

    "We started with a fleshlight, then went from there."

    • @emilys2590
      @emilys2590 8 лет назад +25

      +ProudNothing lol

    • @-danR
      @-danR 8 лет назад +153

      One minute into watching the vid, I just _knew_ how the comments were going to go.

    • @scroptels
      @scroptels 8 лет назад +45

      typical, nerd hentai makes the technology of the future.

    • @lexxandera
      @lexxandera 8 лет назад +1

      yeah, I know ;)

    • @DucatiQueen
      @DucatiQueen 8 лет назад +3

      ProudNothing comment of the year 👏🏻

  • @TheTrainmobile
    @TheTrainmobile 4 года назад +9534

    Researcher: **Spends months of their life designing a robot that mimics the mouth**
    Everyone else: "Fleshlight make funny noise, lol."

    • @spartan1010101
      @spartan1010101 3 года назад +108

      ikr, they also probably don't realize that it's trying to speak another language so they just hear a bunch of weird sounds with symbols on the screen but they're subtitles for what the machine was trying to say.

    • @DistanceNsVeterans
      @DistanceNsVeterans 3 года назад

      Oi a railfanner didnt expect u here

    • @QuintinMassey
      @QuintinMassey 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahaha!!!

    • @justinunderwood5040
      @justinunderwood5040 3 года назад +4

      This has Officer Doofy written all over it.

    • @toytacambery9427
      @toytacambery9427 3 года назад +7

      @@spartan1010101 dang I had no idea. I thought everyone spoke English. You're the smartest person ever.

  • @MyloSai
    @MyloSai 9 лет назад +2969

    What if it randomly said " kill me " .

    • @eliud7142
      @eliud7142 9 лет назад +96

      I'll do what ever that thing wants me to do. As long as my dreams arnt haunted.

    • @benleonard36
      @benleonard36 9 лет назад +34

      nightmare fule

    • @benleonard36
      @benleonard36 9 лет назад +5

      +The Trio fuel

    • @Marcesko
      @Marcesko 8 лет назад +4

      +albeit O the best Laughed so hard man, up you go!!! XD

    • @rastaboyshotta8806
      @rastaboyshotta8806 6 лет назад +5

      Would have been creepy

  • @inculta1217
    @inculta1217 2 года назад +1241

    So basically, this guy's college roommate caught him with a 🔦 in freshman year and he created an entire ai and robot to fortify a lie. Well done sir, well done.

    • @RedEyedJedi
      @RedEyedJedi 2 года назад +34

      The lengths some people will go to.

    • @KidoKat
      @KidoKat 2 года назад +20

      Fake it till you make it

    • @Cr4z3d
      @Cr4z3d 2 года назад +5

      The Japanese way

    • @GamerkillahBlaze
      @GamerkillahBlaze 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Damned_Knight.
      @Damned_Knight. 2 года назад +6

      “Faking something to such a grand scale for the sake of clearing your shame is a great length that most won’t bother or just give up the hiding. The ones that pull it off and fool the rest is quite impressive.

  • @domc9922
    @domc9922 3 года назад +18985

    These guys could make millions in a slightly different industry 😂

    • @shimo666
      @shimo666 3 года назад +975

      What do you think that the mouth have seen in the lab? xD

    • @charlelito
      @charlelito 3 года назад +222

      I think the same

    • @ComptonMarsh
      @ComptonMarsh 3 года назад +85

      Lmao nah son

    • @udp
      @udp 3 года назад +362

      Frankly speaking, based on preview picture, I realized this would be a different industry.

    • @svetlanakoba8138
      @svetlanakoba8138 3 года назад +26

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darkalpha50
    @darkalpha50 4 года назад +3635

    "Robot finally got the same voice as humans"
    Fleshlight robot : "UWAAAAAAA EEHHHHAHHHHH WUAAAAA"

  • @trevorfrench9327
    @trevorfrench9327 3 года назад +1629

    To think this was 10 years ago.. imagine how that Fleshlight sounds now??

  • @Randomguy82934
    @Randomguy82934 2 года назад +476

    "Grab me one of that"
    "But Sir this is a experimental machine"
    "I SAID GRAB ME ONE OF THAT"

    • @ebk_72
      @ebk_72 2 года назад +11

      *sweats profusely*

    • @Raction_
      @Raction_ 2 года назад +5

      i was looking for this comment haha

    • @Fameof47
      @Fameof47 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @wywrdsn9822
      @wywrdsn9822 2 года назад +4

      "That experimental machine could kill you.
      Did you say it could thrill me?
      Sir?!"

    • @solomon6082
      @solomon6082 Год назад

      🤣

  • @poloska9471
    @poloska9471 3 года назад +1658

    I find it hilarious that the engineer explained all of this without a single grin

    • @Raijionokeashi
      @Raijionokeashi 2 года назад +79

      The Japanese are very serious about their creations, trust me haha

    • @TruthAplomado
      @TruthAplomado 2 года назад +14

      If you give him a Katana it'd almost sound as if he's threatening you.

    • @guitargresurrect2117
      @guitargresurrect2117 2 года назад +5

      japanese objectivism is crystal clear everybody knows that x3

    • @gabrielmoreno9455
      @gabrielmoreno9455 2 года назад +15

      Because it is a serious thing, actually this is quite superb

    • @akadeven
      @akadeven 2 года назад +8

      1:39

  • @TheOrientalBoyz
    @TheOrientalBoyz 3 года назад +4266

    I believe he’s now working for the biggest adult toy company in Japan!

    • @aurelscheuer4668
      @aurelscheuer4668 3 года назад +59

      You read my mind man

    • @AK-nv7wn
      @AK-nv7wn 3 года назад +34

      And why does it sound Arabic?

    • @xin0
      @xin0 3 года назад +8

      It's not Japan, it is AV Land

    • @derealized797
      @derealized797 3 года назад +10

      I really thought this was something else when i first saw it. But when i wondered why the hell am i seeing this here?! I saw that it talks. Why would you.... oh... oh ok i get it now. So it's not that.
      Supposedly.

    • @WeirdSmellyMan
      @WeirdSmellyMan 3 года назад +3

      @The Horny Vegan's Little Brother ???

  • @jiritapal2347
    @jiritapal2347 3 года назад +3057

    Observer: Look, this is so realistic so it's drooling too.
    Scientist: Oh my god, I forgot to clean it.

  • @varun009
    @varun009 2 года назад +276

    I want one of these at my front door just because of how terrifying it is.

    • @DoodleNoodle-YT
      @DoodleNoodle-YT 2 года назад +19

      I want one at my front door for… different reasons…

    • @AD4K69-a
      @AD4K69-a 2 года назад +8

      Next thing you know the mouth is full of… milk

    • @Zenith07
      @Zenith07 2 года назад +9

      Have fun cleaning it

    • @varun009
      @varun009 2 года назад

      @@Zenith07 this is a dick crusher. My work would include cleaning out one severed penis.

    • @midnightchurningspriteshaq8533
      @midnightchurningspriteshaq8533 2 года назад

      WwweeeEee ccckkkaaahnnt cahmmmm toooOoooOoo theeeeEeeEee DoooOoOOoR riiiiiigggggfhhhhtttt NnnnnnnnneeeeeAaaaOoo

  • @Huebination
    @Huebination 9 лет назад +3115

    Wow, they built a machine than does Tibetan throat singing. Thanks, Japan.

  • @Jagger-Tyr_13
    @Jagger-Tyr_13 3 года назад +5830

    Creator: "So, how do you like our new device?"
    Researcher: "Oh it feels amazing"
    Creator: "Wait... oh god.... what did you do?!"

  • @ripoutyourprejudice
    @ripoutyourprejudice 8 лет назад +366

    When I saw the thumbnail, I just had to see the comments.
    I am not dissapointed.

    • @jamesduff6937
      @jamesduff6937 4 года назад +3

      So true!!!

    • @yasserboumediane1010
      @yasserboumediane1010 4 года назад +2

      Me neither XD

    • @axelbartmoss8045
      @axelbartmoss8045 4 года назад +1

      Lol, same here.

    • @TheCivildecay
      @TheCivildecay 3 года назад +2

      haha same, I had no interest in the subject matter, just came here to read all the fleshlight comments

    • @CC22ball
      @CC22ball 3 года назад

      I'm laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @artstsym
    @artstsym 2 года назад +35

    I saw another video of him training it, and for some reason watching a Japanese man repeat "ma mi mu me mo" to a robot and get "ma muhmuhamuhmuu" back over and over is extremely funny.

  • @Spintechfilms
    @Spintechfilms 3 года назад +1278

    Engineer: how badly do you want this to be nightmare fuel in terms of appearance and sound?
    Grant Backer: Yes

    • @Whelknarge
      @Whelknarge 3 года назад +18

      "Mr. Nakamura just saw the prototype, how long does it usually take before the screaming and crying stop?"

    • @bluestripes6037
      @bluestripes6037 2 года назад +2

      Righttt?

    • @Lobatschewsky
      @Lobatschewsky 2 года назад

      Heironoymos Bosch level please.

    • @liviamartini5827
      @liviamartini5827 2 года назад +1

      Omg Lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @xRsAtx
    @xRsAtx 10 лет назад +1654

    Sooooo, its a fleshlight

    • @howchen8529
      @howchen8529 6 лет назад +6

      hahahahaha

    • @agathascrustyfingers5214
      @agathascrustyfingers5214 6 лет назад +8

      @Qazu G I'm in pain thinking about that

    • @Krahaldir
      @Krahaldir 6 лет назад +10

      Lovecraftian sextoy 😂😂😂... And remember it can learn 😂😂

    • @chlorie0w061
      @chlorie0w061 4 года назад +5

      When you have the time to research random stuff and this stuff comes up.
      A machine that looks disturbingly erotic and makes noises you will only hear in bed.

    • @matthewmorgan582
      @matthewmorgan582 4 года назад +4

      Nooooo, it's a talking fleshlight.

  • @BaneKlv
    @BaneKlv 5 лет назад +501

    -1989: I bet we'll have flying cars in the future!
    -2019: Behold! The talking fleshlight!

    • @m.ikhsanpratama2482
      @m.ikhsanpratama2482 3 года назад +15

      No its 2012 just saying...

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 3 года назад +6

      It’s from 2011.

    • @ThalesPo
      @ThalesPo 3 года назад +8

      We already have flying cars. They are called helicopters.

    • @_playa_
      @_playa_ 3 года назад

      Well, technically 2011

    • @renejr2296
      @renejr2296 3 года назад

      👏👏👏😂

  • @BobRooney290
    @BobRooney290 2 года назад +3

    its been over a decade and still no fleshlight upgrade with choking and gargling sounds.

  • @BoopSnoot
    @BoopSnoot 10 лет назад +926

    Its trying to say "PLEASE KILL ME" but it can't quite make the right sounds yet.

  • @TheRoachDoggSr
    @TheRoachDoggSr 8 лет назад +768

    it screams for it does not know what the world is capable of. It screams... For it is in pain...

    • @bluedrache
      @bluedrache 8 лет назад +33

      I have no mouth ... and I must scream.

    • @David-pn1ts
      @David-pn1ts 8 лет назад +32

      bluedrache more like "I have only a mouth, yet I cannot scream"

    • @retrolightz4687
      @retrolightz4687 5 лет назад +7

      No brain, no pain.

    • @karateswords11
      @karateswords11 5 лет назад +3

      You mad this video seem even more creepy

    • @Chaotic_Observer
      @Chaotic_Observer 4 года назад +18

      He cries, knowing that he should not exist in this world. He screams for death, the world does not want him, he is the black sheep in this world of flesh and muscle. He cries for death

  • @seifmina708
    @seifmina708 3 года назад +783

    I speak French let me translate “it used to be capable of completely articulating speech patterns until we left the interns alone with it overnight”

  • @deathtoy101
    @deathtoy101 2 года назад +100

    0:35 me when trying to order at Mc Donalds

  • @americancitizen748
    @americancitizen748 5 лет назад +202

    Calls home to wife: "I will be working late this evening. Don't wait up for me..."

    • @jamesduff6937
      @jamesduff6937 4 года назад +9

      LOL!

    • @Ezio-Auditore94
      @Ezio-Auditore94 3 года назад +20

      In the background you hear "KOOOMEEE HEEEEERE HOONNEEEEY"

    • @darkideas2088
      @darkideas2088 3 года назад +3

      @@Ezio-Auditore94
      goko: Cummy cummy haaaaa

    • @chenzenzo
      @chenzenzo 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @EvilVish
      @EvilVish 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

  • @2beJT
    @2beJT 5 лет назад +181

    "I told my wife it was for a work project but she still doesn't understand why I'd take it into the bathroom."

    • @Ezio-Auditore94
      @Ezio-Auditore94 3 года назад +27

      We all know why. The bathroom has better acoustics.

    • @Joypadrick
      @Joypadrick 3 года назад +7

      @@Ezio-Auditore94 🤣🤣 Maybe it is a nice modification for the Animus, Altair.

    • @-dew82-96
      @-dew82-96 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ЧеловекЧеловечный-л5ц
      @ЧеловекЧеловечный-л5ц 3 года назад

      Можно видео не смотреть, по превью понятно))))

    • @AHEUTUBE
      @AHEUTUBE 3 года назад +2

      Make sure you power it off, otherwise, you will have a mashed hotdog after wards

  • @theVirus00
    @theVirus00 8 лет назад +1609

    OOOOOHH, MMMMEEEEMMMM, HMMMM, OOOOOHE, UEEEEEEEEEE.
    Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the future of technology.

  • @woollyskully1170
    @woollyskully1170 Год назад +4

    I don't know why it's so funny to me seeing the engineer talking about it whilst it's screeching all those noises out in the background

  • @prez8265
    @prez8265 3 года назад +994

    😂 I get the feeling he spent a lot of late nights "testing" this mouths ability

    • @sakurahoor
      @sakurahoor 2 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂🤖🤖🤖

    • @_____8639
      @_____8639 2 года назад +8

      WTF ?🤣🤣

    • @mladendenni7062
      @mladendenni7062 2 года назад +3

      WTF BRAH

    • @dakotan9310
      @dakotan9310 2 года назад +5

      Such filth

    • @mr.clymate7489
      @mr.clymate7489 2 года назад +5

      But it’s literally a fleshlight glued to machinery idc what they say man repurposed a damn fleshllight

  • @caz8135
    @caz8135 3 года назад +502

    I watched this like 5 years ago and I didn't have a single thought about what is this supposed to do. but now that I'm older everything makes sense.

    • @dollaz4647
      @dollaz4647 3 года назад +6

      Fleshlight experience

    • @jambajoby32
      @jambajoby32 3 года назад +1

      Lol!!!

    • @wonderfonder4279
      @wonderfonder4279 2 года назад

      Welcome, to the dark side. 🌑🕶️

    • @PlutoniumSlums
      @PlutoniumSlums 2 года назад

      Interesting

    • @gavintheamazing
      @gavintheamazing Год назад

      Well, it’s not supposed to do that. It’s supposed to talk, but everyone says it’s oddly similar to…. A 🔦

  • @rendermatt
    @rendermatt 10 лет назад +667

    Theres no way this guy hasn't put Mr. Wong in it.

    • @bbd468
      @bbd468 10 лет назад +43

      LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Thought i saw Jizz stains at the back of the throat!

    • @johnnyfplays9260
      @johnnyfplays9260 10 лет назад +39

      I was wondering how far I would have to scroll down before seeing this comment lol.

    • @bbd468
      @bbd468 10 лет назад +3

      LOL!!!!! I was lookin too and didnt see it so i thought id post it meself! :D

    • @pitcoll1918
      @pitcoll1918 9 лет назад +6

      i am sure it will fit easily XD

    • @jaskapenttila7644
      @jaskapenttila7644 7 лет назад +4

      logos2600 isnt wong a chinese name

  • @bahumatneo
    @bahumatneo 2 года назад +7

    When I was a kid dreaming about what robots would look like in the future, I was very wrong.

  • @LoulouVZ
    @LoulouVZ 11 лет назад +1142

    the experiment is so interesting... but. I can't stop to laught. this is so creepy!!

  • @brian95240
    @brian95240 3 года назад +300

    His parents asked what he had been working on, so this was the first excuse he had come up with (to detour their concerns) 😆

  • @cptairwolf
    @cptairwolf 9 лет назад +191

    something tells me that the original design was meant for a different purpose.

  • @ajcook3146
    @ajcook3146 2 года назад +5

    Now imagine it starts getting louder, and louder, and finally just starts acreaming endlessly

  • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
    @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 2 года назад +346

    It's been a decade and this is still both hilarious and fascinating. Thanks, Japan!

  • @JosephMadder
    @JosephMadder 9 лет назад +110

    Sitting here watching this makes me uncomfortable

    • @jamesduff6937
      @jamesduff6937 4 года назад +7

      If that thing was sucking you off you would soon forget about feeling uncomfortable.

    • @flamah10n
      @flamah10n 4 года назад +4

      @@jamesduff6937 O.o

  • @jeff61177
    @jeff61177 8 лет назад +125

    Thankfully we have the Japanese who either are unaware or just don't care about what their science experiments look like.

    • @ultrasometimes8908
      @ultrasometimes8908 6 лет назад +15

      They prolly took turns on it

    • @eduardoARsanchez1266
      @eduardoARsanchez1266 3 года назад +1

      Happy Face Labs Inc. 🙂🙂🙂

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 года назад

      Onaholes are a thing there.

    • @InfamousReptillian420
      @InfamousReptillian420 3 года назад

      @@ultrasometimes8908 🤣🤣🤣 💯

    • @adrekiy0
      @adrekiy0 2 года назад

      they literally make fleshlights that are mouths with silicone teeth. i don't think they care

  • @free_thinker2287
    @free_thinker2287 2 года назад +1

    This was uploaded 10 yrs ago and now youtube wants me to see this and gets recomended 🙂

  • @KanouCheung
    @KanouCheung 9 лет назад +102

    looks like he converted a fleshlight into a robot mouth

  • @relwod83
    @relwod83 3 года назад +226

    I'm thinking that the strain from talking in a different language or accent comes from using muscles that you don't normally use. This project illustrates how much goes into the sound of a voice.

    • @ilmpyt
      @ilmpyt 3 года назад +6

      I was thinking the same. God surely is amazing.

    • @juliavaldez2368
      @juliavaldez2368 3 года назад +5

      Yess a good comment. Thanks

    • @Ronbertomortadela
      @Ronbertomortadela 2 года назад +3

      @@ilmpyt of course, we were all thinking the same thing. Marvelous

    • @Schmalik
      @Schmalik 2 года назад +2

      Lol this is the first non fleshlight related comment i see. And i had to scroll quite a while

  • @BWG33
    @BWG33 11 лет назад +111

    How do you wash it out when you're done with it?

    • @IN-eb3lm
      @IN-eb3lm 3 года назад +20

      It’s coughs on you

    • @lycheesack
      @lycheesack 3 года назад +2

      3:01 ironically near the end, clearly demonstrates on how to

  • @chrisrose323
    @chrisrose323 2 года назад +31

    Ive had part of this robot at home at one point or another. Amazing they added robot parts to it

  • @BeActiveBros
    @BeActiveBros 11 лет назад +320

    We all know exactly what we'd do with this.

  • @itsyourboyluca1455
    @itsyourboyluca1455 9 лет назад +227

    As a fleshlight I find this offensive and cruel

    • @Buccarado
      @Buccarado 9 лет назад +4

      same

    • @smooooth_
      @smooooth_ 9 лет назад +4

      +CheZstuff8024634 I know this is random but where is your profile picture from it looks familiar

    • @notthatguy1447
      @notthatguy1447 7 лет назад +2

      @Smooooth I believe CheZstuff8024634's profile pic is a screenshot from The Amazing World Of Gumball - Dancing Brain.

  • @nzx2152
    @nzx2152 3 года назад +411

    I'm still not mature enough to appreciate the science behind it, I'm just laughing whenever I see it 🤣🤣

    • @midnightchurningspriteshaq8533
      @midnightchurningspriteshaq8533 2 года назад +3

      The more I watch this the funnier it gets. I couldn't hold my laughter when he put his finger on it.

  • @jcvcomfg1
    @jcvcomfg1 Год назад +1

    That organ needs the substances we have in the mouth, nose, throat and lungs, to sound even more realistic.

  • @CeranVA
    @CeranVA 10 лет назад +181

    Sounds like a goat trying to make dubstep.

  • @jacklynpham1715
    @jacklynpham1715 9 лет назад +168

    wtf this is a fleshlight

  • @leanasf821
    @leanasf821 3 года назад +75

    -"Give me that talking mashroom."
    -"But sir-"
    "Give.. me.. that.. talking mashroom!"

  • @meowwaffles6040
    @meowwaffles6040 2 года назад +5

    It's really interesting to me that the way we speak is being immitated by a robot that was designed to do that, helps understand the way we speak and make the sounds we do

  • @jmfor8108
    @jmfor8108 3 года назад +65

    This technology is 100% made with "off the shelves" parts

    • @chrisdosseyify
      @chrisdosseyify 3 года назад

      "Out of the Dorm Room" parts.🤣

    • @MF175mp
      @MF175mp 3 года назад +1

      I could see which store they got the "mouth" from

  • @fifaham
    @fifaham 3 года назад +154

    Truly amazing work. I did intensive research on human speech synthesis back in the 80s and I know how complex this subject is for engineers. Todays advanced electronics make it easier for engineers to design fixtures that mimic the real voice of human.

    • @betteroffdead
      @betteroffdead 3 года назад +1

      The supply chain and components required therein are now available, where they hadn't been.

    • @mewhoelse3554
      @mewhoelse3554 3 года назад +11

      And it will end up being used as a cum dumpster. After all, we have robotic sex dolls so only makes sense. Technology and human ingenuity is awesome ya.

    • @ThatTempesTGuy
      @ThatTempesTGuy 3 года назад +3

      Are you being sarcastic....? 😆

    • @zlatkoiliev8927
      @zlatkoiliev8927 3 года назад +6

      Seems like it does not simply mimic only the human voice, but also other human stuff (+18) 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fifaham
      @fifaham 3 года назад +8

      @@zlatkoiliev8927 LOL just add some emotions to it and other sound effects LOL

  • @SirBedlamProductions
    @SirBedlamProductions 10 лет назад +91

    0:35 I was waiting for the demonstration...now I don't know whether to piss myself laughing or run away screaming. But then that series of shorter sounds - "UUH, EEUWW, EUUWWWEEHHH, UUIHH, UUWWAAHH" ...ROFL XD
    HOLY CRAP they gave it a microphone to sing in THIS IS KILLING ME.

    • @boumbh
      @boumbh 10 лет назад +6

      A little respect... He spent ten years of his life on the thing...

    • @SirBedlamProductions
      @SirBedlamProductions 10 лет назад +2

      boumbh
      Some things are just funny and there's no point in trying to pretend otherwise. I can't help my immaturity. D:

    • @boumbh
      @boumbh 10 лет назад +3

      I know, I was joking too. The thing was not aimed to get recorded, it is extremely "unvideogenic". I got the same reaction as yours (maybe a bit more moderate). Then thought it was funny to imagine the guy who spent 10 years on the thing, finally come out from his shelter to proudly show it to the world, and the first feedback he gets is your comment (or the ones about blow jobs - by the way I don't get it, really, how can someone get excited on this horror? ...and the comments got likes! I wonder how many freaks subscribed to DigInfo TV!?)

    • @Zincink
      @Zincink 10 лет назад +1

      boumbh Interested in hearing it with teeth. Imagine all the uses! Answer the phone, read and speak for blind people, sooth babies by singing.. I can think of a million other things.

    • @boumbh
      @boumbh 10 лет назад +2

      zincink Voice synthesizers does not need an actual mouth... All you said, a smartphone can do... Is there an application for this device? I guess it can help understanding the way humans generate their voice, and help people with voice disorders.

  • @actionanimations4879
    @actionanimations4879 2 года назад +1

    They knew what they were doing. They got the exact publicity they wanted from it.

  • @Vaderghost20
    @Vaderghost20 3 года назад +49

    If they're trying to get this robot to speak fluent Japanese, they're going to have one hell of a stretch.

    • @JediMindTripp
      @JediMindTripp 2 года назад +12

      Oh they stretched it as much as they could already I'm sure of that

  • @fernandop1
    @fernandop1 12 лет назад +128

    That thing isn't talking, is just mooing.

    • @thacow7603
      @thacow7603 3 года назад +10

      I finally got a freind that knows my language

    • @DetroitedSkyArts
      @DetroitedSkyArts 3 года назад +6

      More like moaning

    • @CollyDoo
      @CollyDoo 3 года назад +7

      Because it's already full of nerd semen.

    • @AntoTheAvgeek
      @AntoTheAvgeek 2 года назад

      It's mowing like a cow 🐄

  • @rootbearfloat
    @rootbearfloat 10 лет назад +178

    all i hear is "KILL ME NOW, IM IN CONSTANT PAIN!!!!!"

  • @marquiswilliams6251
    @marquiswilliams6251 2 года назад +9

    Rushed to the comment section and yall didn't disappoint 😭🤣

  • @JackGriffin745
    @JackGriffin745 7 лет назад +40

    This is seriously one of the scariest things that I have had the misfortune of coming across.

    • @dadc926
      @dadc926 3 года назад

      No dude.. just voice

    • @vincent3060
      @vincent3060 3 года назад +4

      It will suck on your soul
      or on your sack
      Same outcome

  • @odoridori
    @odoridori 8 лет назад +170

    if fleshlights could speak they'd say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @kennyalwaysdies1
      @kennyalwaysdies1 7 лет назад +4

      john doe after i did it to them

    • @Dumb_Killjoy
      @Dumb_Killjoy 3 года назад +1

      I mean, they can't be cleaned, since their material disintegrates in water. They usually live under a bed, with only one purpose for leaving. I'd scream too.

    • @JadeKitsuneuwu
      @JadeKitsuneuwu 3 года назад +2

      2:11 *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

  • @anonymous1hahaa
    @anonymous1hahaa 3 года назад +15

    i see the late-night algorithm brings us all together once again.

  • @twofortyz1719
    @twofortyz1719 2 года назад +1

    I’m sure this started out as a vocal experiment

  • @Ghost12110
    @Ghost12110 8 лет назад +135

    that thing was saying "fucking kill me"

  • @komatitties7758
    @komatitties7758 8 лет назад +137

    The new Vocaloid 4 sounds good so far

    • @luismedina5792
      @luismedina5792 3 года назад +1

      underrated

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 3 года назад +9

      Vocaloid 1: I'm one of the first commercial speech synthesizer!
      Vocaloid 2: now I'm anime!
      Vocaloid 3: more lifelike than ever!
      Vocaloid 4: *_I CAN SUCK YA DICK_*

    • @eddydiyartcraft6780
      @eddydiyartcraft6780 3 года назад

      Noo, my Miku can't be this creepy😭

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 3 года назад +3

      @@eddydiyartcraft6780 you mean "There's no way my beloved idol Hatsune Miku could be this creepy!"?

  • @jirosalazar28
    @jirosalazar28 2 года назад +232

    This might look and sound really funny, but actually, they're starting to do this for the future. We'll be able to appreciate it when human robots already exists.

    • @randomorange6807
      @randomorange6807 2 года назад +28

      I know i'll definitely enjoy it in the future

    • @noapoleon_
      @noapoleon_ 2 года назад +5

      Appreciate you say... I sure will

    • @Soren9302
      @Soren9302 2 года назад +3

      @@noapoleon_ heheheh yeaahh boii 😎

    • @abstergo0937
      @abstergo0937 2 года назад +2

      Im 28 yo. Do you think our gen will be able to see that happen?

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 2 года назад +3

      Yooooo they buildin robots with the gluck gluck 9000

  • @ariekanibalie
    @ariekanibalie 2 года назад +1

    Imagine the commercial possibilities of a Fleshlight you can have intelligent conversation with after doing the gluck gluck 3000

  • @REthe4th
    @REthe4th 8 лет назад +63

    That's a pretty high tech fleshlight you guys got there

  • @Glacielfire
    @Glacielfire 11 лет назад +23

    It will probably be on the X factor next year.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 года назад +1

    I see what you’ve done, but now I’m left wondering why

  • @TheOneZenith
    @TheOneZenith 4 года назад +50

    Eventually someone is going to take all these bits and pieces engineers are inventing and put them together. It will be terrifying. With luck, it’ll actually work too.

  • @The_PotatoLord
    @The_PotatoLord 9 лет назад +83

    You know it's really trying to say "Kill Me..."

  • @merakwg1
    @merakwg1 11 лет назад +61

    did't know sex toys could actually talk, japanese though

  • @lrdnalrd
    @lrdnalrd 2 года назад +1

    No, i'm not thinking what you are thinking.

  • @theQuickining
    @theQuickining 3 года назад +49

    All joking aside I can only imagine how difficult it would be to make something that can mimic all the different sounds humans make

  • @feroxlara21
    @feroxlara21 3 года назад +221

    Scientist: "I've made the greatest invention in human history!"
    Other scientist: " wow, is that a voice simulator?"
    Scientist: *zipping up his pants* "yea, thats what it is."

  • @isaacandrade3783
    @isaacandrade3783 2 года назад +7

    You know that dude was working overtime on that. I’m shocked they got that fleshlight to sing.

  • @diegotlamantli
    @diegotlamantli 2 года назад +1

    So... You created a... Fleshlight with choking noises included (?)

  • @SamusKerrigan
    @SamusKerrigan 8 лет назад +321

    it doesnt sound very human, more like a didgeridoo

    • @ThomasFinas
      @ThomasFinas 8 лет назад +57

      more like a dildoridoo

    • @SamusKerrigan
      @SamusKerrigan 8 лет назад +6

      tf is that

    • @rinbrennan773
      @rinbrennan773 8 лет назад +8

      +Thomas Finas and with that I am done reading the comments. XD

    • @missdeadlady3731
      @missdeadlady3731 8 лет назад +5

      sounds like a COMPLETE SCARY MONSTER IM A NICE SPRITE

    • @ColonelMarcellus
      @ColonelMarcellus 8 лет назад +11

      It's not supposed to sound human ... it's made to stick things into. You know, like a mouth.

  • @sayfridge
    @sayfridge 3 года назад +19

    This was like 10 years back now I wonder how much development it went got

  • @tigergallant
    @tigergallant 10 лет назад +67

    Shhhhh. No talking. Only pleasure time now.

  • @kcjones6034
    @kcjones6034 2 года назад +2

    Engineer: "I need to go to work"
    Engineers wife: "you've been working alot lately"

  • @yoanemptyfield4270
    @yoanemptyfield4270 11 лет назад +210

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks Japan.

  • @Idontcare-g1n
    @Idontcare-g1n 3 года назад +26

    I've seen a non talking one once , pretty nice

  • @samloyal23
    @samloyal23 3 года назад +45

    They need to have an underlying jaw structure and mobile robotic tongue. I've been waiting for someone to try this, it's another step in making robots more realistic.

    • @sikbowl
      @sikbowl 2 года назад +10

      Just so long as they leave out the gag reflex

    • @marquiswilliams6251
      @marquiswilliams6251 2 года назад +1

      @@sikbowl 🤣

    • @felipebs01
      @felipebs01 2 года назад

      @@sikbowl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ywjsiabvue
    @ywjsiabvue 2 года назад +32

    The way he's so passionate about the device must mean it's really personal to him. 😉

  • @rodenthideout
    @rodenthideout 10 лет назад +49

    DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED ...ITS WAITING FOR YOU..........

  • @hanh2122011
    @hanh2122011 9 лет назад +163

    This mouth is ... long. If you know what i mean. XD

    • @nagachaitanya6230
      @nagachaitanya6230 9 лет назад +5

      +hanh2122011 you gotta say the mouth is deep :p haha

    • @hanh2122011
      @hanh2122011 9 лет назад

      That is actually what i mean :D

    • @MrTruth111
      @MrTruth111 8 лет назад +1

      +hanh2122011 If the mouth says ''aaaahhh' it will be even deeper:)

    • @GeminaLuna
      @GeminaLuna 8 лет назад +1

      +hanh2122011 oooh dear xD

    • @costobli8528
      @costobli8528 6 лет назад +2

      Hmmmm if is long so some one can put their [CENSURED]

  • @copypastecopypaste
    @copypastecopypaste 10 лет назад +47

    What a beautiful voice.

  • @autumnshare6815
    @autumnshare6815 2 года назад +14

    I don't know why but something about this makes me so deeply unsettled. I can't stop watching but it hits right in the uncanny valley for me. It reminds me of that one Magnus Archives episode.

  • @ufarkingicehole
    @ufarkingicehole 3 года назад +45

    Looks like it feels great. I want one!

  • @djmax01
    @djmax01 2 года назад +13

    Yes this is very appropriate. I love watching and learning with this family friendly content. Yes.

  • @Boneskullzy
    @Boneskullzy 8 лет назад +21

    It doesn't have a soft pallette though, so how is it going to stop the airflow in order to talk like normal humans?

  • @ephtea614
    @ephtea614 2 года назад +1

    "finally got the same voice as humans". Yeah, ok. If you say so.
    Looks like something you'd see in the Fallout games.

  • @PrettyGirlRock1115
    @PrettyGirlRock1115 8 лет назад +27

    I need one for at home and then teach him thinks like fuck off if someone I don't like visits me. Just imagine coming into someones home and theres this thing just standing there singing

    • @ronstewart5945
      @ronstewart5945 8 лет назад +7

      +PrettyGirlRock1115 They turn right back around. "Nope nope nope nope fuck this I'm out nope"

    • @dadc926
      @dadc926 3 года назад

      Dude, This Is already narrating news in Colombian

    • @ЧеловекЧеловечный-л5ц
      @ЧеловекЧеловечный-л5ц 3 года назад

      @@ronstewart5945 вероятнее, что они начнут искать остальные части тела))

  • @thenazcalines9876
    @thenazcalines9876 3 года назад +19

    Announcer: “And this is how the fleshlight industry was born”
    😂🤣

  • @cordavento
    @cordavento 10 лет назад +6

    The only reason i came to this video was to read the comments, and im not disapointed!

  • @antmakoda5378
    @antmakoda5378 2 года назад +2

    Nice job guys way to go ahead. It will be very useful in future for creating lifelike humanoid robots. Best of luck.

  • @JorgenLePoulpe
    @JorgenLePoulpe 8 лет назад +116

    "Mimics human speech" No, this thing just makes annoying noises

    • @L3NN0XX
      @L3NN0XX 4 года назад +2

      A EE WW NNMM

    • @ckeilah
      @ckeilah 4 года назад +3

      Just like my ex spouse… 🤣😜

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 4 года назад +9

      What's the difference

    • @squeaky1963
      @squeaky1963 4 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @thacow7603
      @thacow7603 3 года назад

      Sounds like an animal crossing villager