Poof's inability to follow instructions or read a map makes me think he's the kind of guy who'd start listing off northern US states if you asked him about North America. Like he'd say "Canada isn't North America. It's north *of America*" or something
This game requires attention to detail, which is something poof highly lacks, he has a better chance of winning containment breach than getting a good ending to this game
If you want more money, you should start moving a bit faster since each day takes 8 minutes to complete, also always have the rulebook open on your desk so that you can see where the discrepancies are
If you enjoy Poof being terrible at games that require reading, definitely watch Funhaus’s Demo Disk series. That series is peak “not reading instructions and being hilariously pissed at the results”. Also the best Let’s Play-type thing on RUclips for my money.
13:35 "Rose Toy, who's Rose Toy?" She suddenly exploded while exploring deep inside the Boojayna Caves in 1969, it's so sad, look up 'Rose Toy exploded' for more info
>plays a game where reading is important >instantly misreads the state the game takes place in, never pronounces it correct the for rest of the video this will be fun.
I love how the Booth goes in lockdown and he's confused as to what to do, completely unaware of what's happening in the second screen that's showing a guy climbing over the wall and throwing a grenade at the guard.
I probably won't watch this cuz it will fustrate the shit out of me but it's weird how almost everytime I go on a binge with a game poof randomly plays it Edit: around 6:30 I was right lol
There's like a dozen different endings, you can help rebels overthrow the government by letting in certain people, it's surprisingly in depth, that's why people like it. Gameplay wise it's just paperwork simulator
He finally played this game!!! (Looks at title) ... Lemme guess... he's going to be objectively wrong about this game, right? Edit: 11:55 Ok he does say he sees himself playing this game, that's good.
i watch because my attention span wont let me play a boring ass game like this, but honestly really enjoy watching it. JSE's playthrough still rings in my head on repeat GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA o7
It’s not really obscure considering big RUclipsrs such as Jacksepticeye and Markiplier have played it, but if it weren’t for them, it most likely would be
glory to azztoken
I like big numbers
PA0ERES PLESASSE
real
yes
your brain lacks enough wrinkles to handle this game
Watching poofesure is like watching a child try to fit a square block in a circle hole
😂
😆😆😆😆😆💀💀💀💀
Sometimes I can’t tell if he does it on purpose for views, or he’s drunk, or genuinely just bad lmao
nobody could've said this better
i swear, like he's never played a game other then wii sports lmao
"That is not an issuing city!" he says as it literally says "Issuing Cities: Skal" right in front of him
That part had me in stitches 😂
Smallish problem he is illiterate
I stg bro I’m yelling at my phone 😭😭
Considering this game requires a skillset poof does not possess in the slightest, I guess this is gonna be a short but pretty entertaining run
The most important skill being able to read.
If streamers would be able to read and write, they'd be in chat
"i feel like im missing something" he says as he lets a murderer into his country
I love when poof just disregards the games instructions and gets pissed it is comedy gold to me 😭
He hovers over the fact that Vince Lestrade is wanted for murder while processing him and says out loud I think I’m missing something 💀
Poof's inability to follow instructions or read a map makes me think he's the kind of guy who'd start listing off northern US states if you asked him about North America. Like he'd say "Canada isn't North America. It's north *of America*" or something
Nah. He's stupid but he isn't dumb
Poof is Canadian isn't he?
@rubyhalsey-smith5046 he's from Michigan originally, I'm pretty sure, but moved to Florida.
@OrtegaSauce Oh right on! %100 thought otherwise haha. Thanks!
The North US is North America.
This game requires attention to detail, which is something poof highly lacks, he has a better chance of winning containment breach than getting a good ending to this game
Never in my life did I expect him to play this game. (Thanks for the likes guys😊)
I'm shocked as well
Now you see why lol
Never in your life will you see him play it again
I didn’t too, but jacksepticeye played it
@@timfurminger7931his series was my fav lol
The "do i need that son?" Caught me off guard, fucking hell
"..you killed her..rose toy whos rose toy??" HAS ME CACKLING
I BURSTED INTO TEARS
has almost his whole family die and goes into debt and gets arrested instantly
poofesure: "I beat the game guys :D"
"Do I care if my family dies? I have all these strippers that want me to visit them anyway."
I love where Poof's priorities lie.
I love how Poofesure plays games that require so much patience but doesn’t have the actual patience for it
9:19 "i feel like theres something im missing here"
The completely different picture on the id card:
Poof just calmly trying to give the guy his passport back when the attack is happening 😭
I like how 2013 is now considered “old” for a video game 💀
That’s a whole decade ago lol
@@omnom1577 fr that hasn't really sunk in yet...
@@omnom1577decade really isn’t that long in the grand scheme of things
now i feel old…
@@KufLMAO☠️☠️
This game proves Poof would fail open book tests 😂
I fail them too but I still finished this game 💀
I
remember watching jacksepticeye play this back in the day. Really excited to see this pop up in my notifications. Funny af
One of the best series in RUclips history
I kept thinking of it the video might have to rewatch that. Glory to arstozia or however you spell it
yup, jack made some legendary series and this game was one of them
16:22
Brutal terrorist attack, 4 killed
Poof:
*hm*
never thought I'd see a crossover of Poof and Papers Please
it's pretty much his polar opposite of a game
Im a bit concerned that poof might stop gaming and work in a passport booth, he's clearly loving this
“That was not an issuing city” *literally lists it in the book*
I didn't feel old when skyrim hit its 10th anniversary. I felt ancient of days watching this and hearing Papers, Please is 10 years old
In that case im here to say geometry dash is 10 years old
glory to you daddy poof. not pregnant but you never fail to deliver 🙌
13:36 “rose toy? who’s rose toy?” LMAOOOO
Watching this live was hilarious yet frustrating af 😭
I'm watching it NOT live and I'm still frustrated LOL
@@Monomiibo I love your Futaba profile pic!! Never thought I’d see one in Poofs comment section :>
@@AbbyTheStinky oh thank you! ^_^
@@dkberg123 I tried looking for it and I think he deleted the VOD
I can already tell that this ain't Poof's game. It requires brain power
If you want more money, you should start moving a bit faster since each day takes 8 minutes to complete, also always have the rulebook open on your desk so that you can see where the discrepancies are
Trust me. He did not say ‘October Labor Lottery’ first try
why is there always like a line of 100 people when you only have the time to let like 6 people through
Nobody tell this man about actual borders of countries where immigration is heavy.
I’ve never felt more disappointed, watching someone playing papers please in my life
12:10 Bruh I started screaming at my screen 😭
If you enjoy Poof being terrible at games that require reading, definitely watch Funhaus’s Demo Disk series. That series is peak “not reading instructions and being hilariously pissed at the results”. Also the best Let’s Play-type thing on RUclips for my money.
Old Funhaus is probably the funniest shit on the internet
"this is like, a job dude!"
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm, poof.....
He did so bad, he didn’t even live the plot of the game XD
13:35 "Rose Toy, who's Rose Toy?" She suddenly exploded while exploring deep inside the Boojayna Caves in 1969, it's so sad, look up 'Rose Toy exploded' for more info
“Who are these people?” Refuses to read the information.
“Does anything ever happen in this game?” Something happens two minutes later.
Poofesure's next video:
i get to rank 10 on papers please just to prove a point
i accidentally overthrew the government
Glory to beef boss
the fact that he let the murderer in WHILE he has the news alert about said murderer next to the papers is comedy gold 😂
“This is like a job dude”
As an editor some of these filled me with such rage lmao
Whyd you need to clarify you're an editor?
@@kred1ble669as a scholar, i am unsure why
@@kred1ble669as a forklift operator, I’m unsure
@@bobbiggle4390as a liscenced gun dealer, I am also unsure
@@bobbiggle4390as a liscenced gun dealer, I am also unsure
Poof should start an escapists series would be really good
That’s actually a really good idea
>plays a game where reading is important
>instantly misreads the state the game takes place in, never pronounces it correct the for rest of the video
this will be fun.
I LITERALLY JUST REWATCHED JACKSEPTICEYES SERIES OF THIS GAME LIKE NOT EVEN A WEEK AGO OMGG perfect timing poof
For the record, I can watch you play this for hours .
the og title was I played papers please and I will never play it again, lmao
I watched Jack play this years ago and now watching Poofesure play, I kept wanting to shout out all the errors he glossed over on their visa
the title is everything i needed to see
Its only a matter of time before he comes back to Papers, Please.
A game from 2013 is considered old? Meanwhile I’m here playing Mario Galaxy 2
7:35 perfect timing there
8:32 this too
I love how the Booth goes in lockdown and he's confused as to what to do, completely unaware of what's happening in the second screen that's showing a guy climbing over the wall and throwing a grenade at the guard.
"I feel like I'm missing something on this one."
*lets murderer into the country*
I love this game with a passion, so watching you play this was a real treat!
0:05 says the dude who plays Wii Games for the most part
Painful, just painful
I have nevver in my life seen someone perform so poorly in this game. I´ve never seen that ending.
Bro I feel like half of my neurons just died watching this
Freaking love this game! But it’s very detail-oriented which poof is not, I’m afraid lol
Moving into frippletown is as easy as saying please, sometimes even literally.
Once you start this, it’s addicting you won’t want to stop and I definitely want to see this become a series
I probably won't watch this cuz it will fustrate the shit out of me but it's weird how almost everytime I go on a binge with a game poof randomly plays it
Edit: around 6:30 I was right lol
I swear I've been on Papers Please for the past week trying to get all the endings and here he is with a video. Maybe it's something in the water?
6:20 I don't understand his thought process
This was unexpected, but very welcome!
Every time you post a video, I immediately feel better
We need another video on this, there is so much more to happen in this game. There is a true ending to the game.
somehow, i just now realized that i think poof would love Dude, Stop. it’s… it’s his whole thing.
Lol poof you left my fart sounds in 😂 I didn’t think they would be so funny
*gets one of the dozen different endings* "well, I beat the game"
There's like a dozen different endings, you can help rebels overthrow the government by letting in certain people, it's surprisingly in depth, that's why people like it. Gameplay wise it's just paperwork simulator
This game is gold I hope the title is wrong
Poof reminds me of a college bar bouncer in this video 😂
Never heard of that game before
poof please play this again that was ur best video ever
12:05 It is very entertaining actually. I'm watching this at 4:30am instead of sleeping, so that's something yk
Really giving me some old SuperMega memories
Listen bro I gotta come clean I know your name is poofesure but I call you professor poof.
Play with yourself next
He finally played this game!!!
(Looks at title)
...
Lemme guess... he's going to be objectively wrong about this game, right?
Edit: 11:55 Ok he does say he sees himself playing this game, that's good.
I would love to see him play more of this game I really do hope he plays more😢
Poof, PLEASE play Cult of the Lamb. I know you’ll love it.
i watch because my attention span wont let me play a boring ass game like this, but honestly really enjoy watching it. JSE's playthrough still rings in my head on repeat GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA o7
“im in prison.. i beat the game!”
7:37 I destroyed my keyboard spilling Sprite all over my keyboard....... LOL, glad it was a cheap one.
its deadass frustration watrching him play these games
Terrorist: blows himself and three guards up
Poof: huh
Waiting for the return of Pablo Sanchez
Please play it again.
The song is the best part of the game
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME
I LOVE THAT YOURE PLAYIG. THIS
Never in a million years that I would see poofesure actually play this game honestly
And this is an obscure game that came out in 2013
It’s not really obscure considering big RUclipsrs such as Jacksepticeye and Markiplier have played it, but if it weren’t for them, it most likely would be
"Aztokka"
Yo I just fully completed this game on Steam like a a day ago it's cool to see that you're playing it
"That is not an issuing city"
It's literally the first one from the list
PLEASE PLAY MORE , yours truly a big fan
I can already smell the chaos ensuing
"glory to arstiztozaka" -poofesure 2023
i wheezed