If The Primarchs Retired | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #56

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @sannyer633
    @sannyer633 12 дней назад +33

    I love how everyone forgets that Angron would probably die shortly after the crusade ends because the nail didn't just make him angry, they were literally killing him because the wouldn't fit in his brain properly

  • @eiric6958
    @eiric6958 13 дней назад +341

    Minor movements or shaking of avatars was much more pleasant to watch compared to the new shaking. Request to change it back.

    • @mr.cancer2636
      @mr.cancer2636 13 дней назад +17

      I 2nd this

    • @Lordoftheredsands
      @Lordoftheredsands 13 дней назад +11

      Them shaking like they do now reminds me of the time my little cousin ate mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving

    • @crapbasletz
      @crapbasletz 13 дней назад +5

      I 2nd this "two" ❤

    • @benoit5587
      @benoit5587 12 дней назад +20

      I agree. The previous animations were more pleasant to watch. Good that they try new things to see what is the best, but I hope they will come back to the original :) .

    • @Heresy_Hound
      @Heresy_Hound 12 дней назад +12

      The new shaking is fun as a bit, but it gets to be a bit much when it’s constant imo

  • @Drunkle2552
    @Drunkle2552 12 дней назад +49

    What in the holy emperor's bone marrow is this thumbnail!?!?!?

  • @Wafflemarine22
    @Wafflemarine22 12 дней назад +35

    Dorn: I'm fortifying this Galaxy! The poor fucking Tyranids almost 10k years later would just essentially hit the galactic version of a screen door that Dorn would have found a way to electrify.

  • @MyGreengecko
    @MyGreengecko 10 дней назад +17

    1:18:35 Actually Robot Gorillamain, stated that he would love to run a super efficient Stardew Valley farm, on his channel in the streamer house.

  • @nopejhonson958
    @nopejhonson958 11 дней назад +14

    I'm just imagining the lion going fishing and he starts noodling in like a bog and then a carcharodon space marine, jaw extended, is just like elbow deep on the lions arms.(noodling is a type of catfish fishing where you dip your arm in rotting liver blood or something and stick it in the water and the catfish just impales itself on your arm as it trys to eat it)

  • @Marlfoxmokkan
    @Marlfoxmokkan 11 дней назад +25

    Y'all got Konrad all wrong
    He's going to try to become a cop, be kicked off the force for police brutality, then become a mod for discord, reddit, and all of his brothers stream chats.
    Unruly trolls who ignore warnings log off and never log back in
    Sanguinius becomes a kpop idol
    Angron, Perturabo, Leman, and Magnus all stream a D&D game series run by Dorn.
    Dorn is a brutal dm, Perturabo is an artificer rules lawyer, Angron is a Barbarian murder hobo, Leman is a Paladin murder hobo, and Magnus is a Sorcerer who cares about the story but also keeps fireballing Leman

  • @kelakogreenaddict1888
    @kelakogreenaddict1888 8 дней назад +13

    Magnus would get occasional calls from dorn which would go like “magnus, can you come to this star system- I need you to grow 400ft tall and hold this girder in place”

  • @mrhaast5053
    @mrhaast5053 12 дней назад +16

    I love that Lion El'Jonson is just Shrek before the first movie.

  • @RougeMephilesClone
    @RougeMephilesClone 13 дней назад +11

    The thumbnail is a nightmare, but the stream chat details are peak.

  • @pillarmenn1936
    @pillarmenn1936 12 дней назад +16

    While I did enjoy the podcast as many have, I also want to say that I preferred the old subtle movements the avatars used to have. Not only were they less distracting, they also didn't cause nausea because they weren't moving rapidly.
    If I can give a suggested that could serve as a middle ground, maybe have the avatars move up instead without the zoom in? Like them bobbing up and down to look like they're talking.

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 9 дней назад +7

    I love how a gabillion people commented that the models moving like that was a little goofy, and the reply was ''noted! we are trying new things!'' but then the madlads just fuckin left it like that.
    I cant stop thinking of the ''oooOoOOooOoOoOoOOOOo'' dog meme when the models move towards the screen

  • @atibarixvoice3235
    @atibarixvoice3235 12 дней назад +16

    Konrad Curse would absolutely start a death metal band. He would be the Ozzy Osbourne of 40k. You bet he is going to eat that bat on stage.

  • @djbeast2145
    @djbeast2145 11 дней назад +9

    I like the cut of this croc guy's jib, also his avatar is bald (like i will be in 5 years). One point is the new zoom in talking makes me feel like an ipad baby with how all the things on screen are moving, i like the old moving it was nicer and more subtle while still denoting who is talking

  • @youaresociety4035
    @youaresociety4035 5 дней назад +7

    Yeah, the thumbnail is totally right, i looked at the title and I was like that tracks fulgrim would be a hot tub streamer.

  • @skullsquad900
    @skullsquad900 11 дней назад +18

    Lets be real Sanguinous would be handing out food and making houses in third world systems.

  • @QpertsChannel
    @QpertsChannel 12 часов назад +4

    Ferrus would open a car and bike tuning shop and his number one client would be the Khan

  • @judeblack4360
    @judeblack4360 12 дней назад +8

    Words can't express how much I _need_ artwork of a Horus Mr. Beast thumbnail. It'd have that oversaturated, child-friendly clickbait look without even attempting to disguise the horrors of 40k. Just a portrait of Horus with a really wide grin and a big red arrow pointing to 500 skin-draped Necrons in the background. Then the search result beneath it is the Mournival's non-transformative reaction video with a similarly over-the-top thumbnail. Maybe have Abaddon and Aximand superimposed over the first thumbnail like the pointing soyjaks.
    Good God-Emperor, what am I doing?

  • @Liethen
    @Liethen 11 дней назад +10

    Fulgrim would start a talent agency. Lots of idols under his management. “What’s the matter kid, don’cha wanna be a star?”

  • @dlemon7547
    @dlemon7547 11 дней назад +13

    Ferrus, Vulkan, and Perty would build terrain and minis for Perturabo's war game that they play on Fridays. Vulkan and Ferrus would try to get their other brothers they like to come and join in.

    • @JTruong3rd
      @JTruong3rd 10 дней назад

      battlemace 40 million!

  • @BattleBrochar
    @BattleBrochar 12 дней назад +15

    that thumbnail is diabolical. also, where is red? did you guys milk him?

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 12 дней назад +6

    31:41 I honestly see Emperor meeting Perturabo once everything is set and done, and asking him to go on a “renovation crusade”. While dorn is debuilding and renovating the imperial palace back to normal, I see Perturbo finally doing what he loves…building things for humanity far from dorn.
    Magnus would be the fuse of iron throne, but I imagine him in his transcended psychic form becoming a librarian

  • @coliimusic
    @coliimusic 12 дней назад +10

    The waveform-based avatar movement could use some compression or maybe just a different look, it's just not quite there yet. It's a great idea, but it's just a little too aggressive with how it moves the characters when people talk loud or have higher gain on their mic. Maybe even just making it stretch the characters upward somehow instead of expanding their pictures.

  • @mattouimet5920
    @mattouimet5920 12 дней назад +42

    I really miss red.

    • @EricSoberon-lv6cz
      @EricSoberon-lv6cz 12 дней назад +3

      Same man bring red back😢

    • @NaomeK40
      @NaomeK40 12 дней назад +14

      He's too busy in the milking room 😔

    • @Rexx8492nd
      @Rexx8492nd 12 дней назад

      I forget he's apart of the crew

    • @robbiewise5838
      @robbiewise5838 9 дней назад +1

      Why hasn’t he been on any of the episodes?

    • @Jacobp-li9fi
      @Jacobp-li9fi 8 дней назад

      ​@@EricSoberon-lv6cz what happened to red?

  • @jeremycollins8851
    @jeremycollins8851 12 дней назад +12

    Clearly, Angron becomes the 40K equivalent of how to basic

    • @MootsTheFunnySwede
      @MootsTheFunnySwede 12 дней назад +1

      omg how did we not consider that, that's hilarious

  • @Zivon96
    @Zivon96 9 дней назад +7

    Alpharius and Omegon are the cosplay streamers, except they don't actually stream on their own channels half the time. Their favourite thing to stream is hijacking their brothers' streams while dressed as them. One twin does the best impression he can while challenging his followers to identify him, while the other just pulls all the memes their brother is known for and embodies it, ie opening a Perturabo Stream with "Hey Rogal! Dare you attack my NEWEST daemonic fortress of PERPETUAL PAIN!"
    You never know which twin is which.

  • @Universal0Life
    @Universal0Life 9 дней назад +5

    Knowing tsundere perturabo I got 2 answers, canonically he would mess around with his models and build things for the people so they could praise him. The funnier thought is he would make the internet thinking everyone around the galaxy will praise him for his invention, then it goes south real fast he completely destroys it so no one gets it or says he won’t give people access again until he gets apologies from tons of people.

  • @FatherOfConqs
    @FatherOfConqs 12 дней назад +13

    Love the idea of 40k Bloodbowl but it's NASCAR instead

    • @Radium_Alarie
      @Radium_Alarie 12 дней назад

      It'd be like chariot races inside the colosseum but on moonshine, meth, and gunpowder, I fucking love it

  • @joaqpalma9830
    @joaqpalma9830 12 дней назад +9

    The Khan would own a car dealership however he would be overly attached to all of the cars and would tell every customer to leave after he shows them the perfect car for them. And due to that he would partake in street racing to pay off his debt caused by lack of customers.

  • @travisjustice5000
    @travisjustice5000 12 дней назад +4

    YOOOOO NAPKING MODEL FEATURED?!?! I love that guy's 3d modeling work!!

  • @Lordoftheredsands
    @Lordoftheredsands 13 дней назад +5

    Well that is definitely some art I guess

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 13 дней назад +1

      It's an attention grabber, that's for sure!

  • @halkiierid4084
    @halkiierid4084 12 дней назад +7

    You joke about the Swench, but the region of Normandy is called that because it was full of Vikings for a while.

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 5 дней назад +8

    Their avatar doing the oOoOOoOOOOooOO is so funny to me

  • @brett8674
    @brett8674 9 дней назад +4

    khan just lives on gorkamorka, racing orks and doing donuts on the necrons lawn.

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 11 дней назад +6

    No, you see, Horus retires and becomes the personal chef to the king of Ursh before founding a PMC group he'll later use to try and coup his former client. 😉

  • @EddieAFool
    @EddieAFool 4 дня назад +7

    59:35 So Sanguinius recreates Oshi no Ko episode 1?

  • @Moramany
    @Moramany 11 дней назад +4

    Love the 20 seconds of silence after Lorgar gets stabbed

  • @samuelcouey8946
    @samuelcouey8946 8 дней назад +7

    Khan is still lost in the webway, but it’s just him and a bunch of outriders driving along annoying the eldar with effectively Harley’s

  • @therudecanadian8068
    @therudecanadian8068 11 дней назад +9

    Was it Red who decided to violently shake the crew whenever they spoke?

  • @Neoth40k
    @Neoth40k 12 дней назад +5

    The cover of this video left me... Damaged

  • @Heron654
    @Heron654 12 дней назад +8

    What if Vulcan and Guilliman work together on the farm?

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 11 дней назад

      That farm would be the most productive farm in the galaxy

  • @antilivvy7373
    @antilivvy7373 6 дней назад +7

    Femboy fishing with Leman Russ.
    but he's fist fighting the loch ness monster

  • @ItsJay822
    @ItsJay822 19 часов назад +2

    Magnus is a wizard but only because he posts shadow money wizard gang music and memes😂😂

  • @Wolfbroa
    @Wolfbroa 12 дней назад +5

    I absolutely think leman would do a tv show where he is like evil Steve Irwin where instead of finding animals small and cute or danger and teach them he goes to biggest most deadly around the galaxy to fucken wrestle it down with either knife or just his bare hands showing people how crazy animals of the galaxy are while also using it to boost his pride, get tales told of him beating the shit out of deadly creatures to brag about and it would be fucken great

  • @hillbillywizard497
    @hillbillywizard497 10 дней назад +4

    I started reading rhe comments on Fulgrim's stream. Love Sharrowkyn, Dorn, Perty, and especially Big E 😂

  • @madison_russell04
    @madison_russell04 12 дней назад +4

    I hope this episodes gets a redo like the blunt rotation one because I feel like the idea of the Primarchs actually retiring would be interesting to see taken seriously but this kinda devolved into the streamer house/irl setting.

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 13 дней назад +3

    Imagine putting on a scaley suit to nail every creature in existence and NOT considering it a retirement. #NeverPulloutFulgrim

  • @chaotic_nyoom7777
    @chaotic_nyoom7777 13 дней назад +15

    Honestly I would watch fulgrim stream And i hate myelf for that

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 13 дней назад +2

      At least this can be excusable a Demi god like being in comparison to the average human sure but yeah keep that self hate

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 13 дней назад

      Don't worry. We all would.

  • @jebrooks
    @jebrooks 12 дней назад +6

    Szarekh is 100% right about 4chan Curze

  • @herbanusplumarius3181
    @herbanusplumarius3181 11 дней назад +10

    I just astartes'd my anonymous to fulgrims toes and by the emperor, imma do it again

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 8 дней назад +7

    Why is Fulgrim wearing a bra? His figure is perfection, he transcends all mortal understanding of bodily form. HE NEEDS NO CLOTHING

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 7 дней назад +2

      You see, to look upon Fulgrims glory would shatter the mortal mind. Praise him for his mercy.

  • @digunder14
    @digunder14 10 дней назад +4

    far as i know there is nothing suggesting retirement is even a thing in the imperium

  • @ogliara6473
    @ogliara6473 12 дней назад +6

    Whenever Zarek is here, I know it's gonna be a good episode

  • @crapbasletz
    @crapbasletz 12 дней назад +4

    26:55 Pancreas mentioned

  • @MartinHinders
    @MartinHinders 7 дней назад +4

    Is red gonna be back on for one i love him!

  • @ZebZorander
    @ZebZorander 8 дней назад +4

    Angron: Heavy Metal Frontman

  • @Sharksvsnids
    @Sharksvsnids 12 дней назад +16

    Is anyone else a little dissapointed it's almost never the origional 4 on an episode?

  • @seanallard9335
    @seanallard9335 12 дней назад +8

    On the next episode of Astartes Anonymous, The Primarchs live in a content house. What games do they play?

  • @predatitor4183
    @predatitor4183 13 дней назад +1

    The image of waiting for the video to start its great, but its more great read the coments of the chat.

  • @Demigodish4o3
    @Demigodish4o3 12 дней назад +3

    my Saturday Morning dose of goofs ♡

  • @onlyxenolord7494
    @onlyxenolord7494 12 дней назад +2

    Mortarion would take over as the host of dirty jobs 100%

  • @aownbey609
    @aownbey609 12 дней назад +3

    Ferrus dying is a cannon event

  • @joshfinch7041
    @joshfinch7041 12 дней назад +4

    the koronas 500 they race from sol to the Kronos expanse

  • @filipbajer
    @filipbajer 12 дней назад +6

    1:40:23 did my RUclips fuck up downloading the episode or is there a solid 10s break where they sit as if they swore a fucking oath of silence in the middle of the podcast?

  • @joshfinch7041
    @joshfinch7041 12 дней назад +1

    Magnus just plays the imperial tarot like some people play magic

  • @KAINIVERUS
    @KAINIVERUS 12 дней назад +1

    Conrad would show up from the shadows asking for change

  • @ronanHanni
    @ronanHanni 12 дней назад +1

    what are the best minis to learn the different painting techniques: normal, drybrush, blending glacing etc. from 40k and aos that are not nececairly the poster factions?
    would this be a episode idea?

    • @Jfk2Mr
      @Jfk2Mr 12 дней назад

      Layering... pretty much every model that is not a pain due to being only ribs or nested stuff one within other. Being large helps, as larger lines require less refined brush control than thin ones.
      Drybrush - it likes to have a lot of ridges and crevices
      Stippling - it's less question of what you paint and more of how you want to paint - possibly some paint scheme where you fluidly go from one colour to another (though this is also how you train blending by drybrushing, glazing and layering).
      So possibly a greater demon like big chicken or vehicle like Lemon Rust

  • @bobthebuilder9818
    @bobthebuilder9818 11 дней назад +1

    Nice video.

  • @onebrokebunni
    @onebrokebunni 12 дней назад +4

    Wacky Warhammer Racers and who would win, when?

  • @clarenceweaver1820
    @clarenceweaver1820 12 дней назад

    Alpharius and Omegon would just battle each other endlessly in 6D chess with multiverse and time travel

  • @Advo42069
    @Advo42069 12 дней назад +1

    Before you said Alpharius and Omegon are the pranksters I was thinking the same thing. But my thought was they would constantly prank Angron Corax and Lorgar... which is why Lorger hates his job and wants a vacation. Why Corax gets no views on his stream cuz he is constantly bitter with the unrelenting pranks pulled on him. And Angron mad b'cuz he wants to join in however they lead him on and pretend he gets to contribute but they end up pranking him instead.

  • @emelorebn9602
    @emelorebn9602 12 дней назад +6

    Zarek is my GOAT god bless

  • @samankucher5117
    @samankucher5117 12 дней назад +1

    29:00 lol he is zoolander 😭🤣

  • @kobban63
    @kobban63 12 дней назад +3

    54:00 Björklund moment

  • @KAINIVERUS
    @KAINIVERUS 12 дней назад +1

    So Aaron what fleet do you hail from. You start with first one on ps2 or newer entry. I hail from kokoto village first fleet

  • @undercovertakodachi4301
    @undercovertakodachi4301 12 дней назад +2

    hey gang, it seems that the DC invite is Expired can we get an Update on It.
    Nice Video as Always

  • @a-youtube-rat
    @a-youtube-rat 12 дней назад +1

    horus looks like a kebab chef

  • @Fyre19
    @Fyre19 5 дней назад +1

    wonder if anyone got that 10 min timeout

  • @lordalpharius5928
    @lordalpharius5928 12 дней назад +2

    12:12 or Orks got Erebus in combat

  • @ominousstranger2769
    @ominousstranger2769 10 дней назад +3

    You guys but please sync up your audio

  • @Vensaxta
    @Vensaxta 12 дней назад +1

    Horus would be Lex Luthor but 1,000% more juiced up, giant bald head and all

  • @john_mystery
    @john_mystery 12 дней назад +9

    Think the movement when talking is still a bit too much lads

  • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH365
    @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH365 12 дней назад +2

    more

  • @scrantondangler8068
    @scrantondangler8068 13 дней назад +2

    Got room in that pool for one more?

  • @LilithDominica
    @LilithDominica 12 дней назад +1

    Fulgrim already retired lol

    • @Hammer56Time
      @Hammer56Time 12 дней назад +1

      For real, my man killed Gorillaman and just went to jerk off and rail coke on his pleasure planet forever. Besides that one Rylanor instance he’s been committed to it too.

  • @Ahrimans2gblunt
    @Ahrimans2gblunt 12 дней назад +5

    Would yall ever get weshammer on the podcast?

  • @Kitbash.Carnage
    @Kitbash.Carnage 12 дней назад +1

    ❤️👍🔥🤘

  • @DerGametastischeDude
    @DerGametastischeDude 12 дней назад +1

    Really like the shaking. Emphasizes who's speaking and is really funny in some moments!

  • @lukaskolind7396
    @lukaskolind7396 12 дней назад

    I was the 16th comment