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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • HAPPY 2020 to ALL! Love each other and love yourselves and don't forget to laugh this year!
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @yomomma1429
    @yomomma1429 4 года назад +6955

    “Will I still be naturally blonde?” I thought you were ambitious amber

  • @mackenziemclean6003
    @mackenziemclean6003 4 года назад +7794

    This is better than rewind
    bruh i just checked mt notifications i didnt know i got so many likes shdbah

    • @nico.a.3028
      @nico.a.3028 4 года назад +46

      True, but then what isn't better than it?

    • @This_is_a_username
      @This_is_a_username 4 года назад +12

      Juan Cortez Muro stop promoting your self

    • @lunarelysia
      @lunarelysia 4 года назад +3

      ^^

    • @OneFlewOverTheCuckoo1999
      @OneFlewOverTheCuckoo1999 4 года назад +5

      mackenzie mclean I don’t know if having Brandon Rogers control rewind would be a good idea. A lot of little kids watch rewind and Brandon’s videos are deranged.

    • @TheMotherConfesser
      @TheMotherConfesser 4 года назад +2

      I didn’t know they still made those 😂

  • @SkaterBabyy96
    @SkaterBabyy96 4 года назад +1910

    What are you doing? *“IM HAVING A CLOWN SEIZURE”*

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 4 года назад +2103

    Sad the cat Clifton(thanks echo) didn't get to be in the cats movie

    • @sofiat8335
      @sofiat8335 4 года назад +19

      LMAOOO

    • @lynnie4l
      @lynnie4l 4 года назад +38

      he could have helped it, that movie was terrible

    • @dgkdrago6374
      @dgkdrago6374 4 года назад +7

      Oh god no

    • @shthwk7351
      @shthwk7351 4 года назад +15

      He’d be the least scary

    • @TherealXRG
      @TherealXRG 4 года назад +2

      Wtf is that profile pic

  • @kingjb554
    @kingjb554 2 месяца назад +3

    "I HATE SONGS"
    *Is one of the main writers of a musical*

  • @nissandriver217
    @nissandriver217 4 года назад +126

    Alternate Title:
    Brandon Rogers Roasts Himself.
    A roast by Brandon Rogers.

  • @juliaspaghetti9388
    @juliaspaghetti9388 4 года назад +664

    my favorite video again... but Elmer and Arlo?
    Doesn’t really matter because this video.... is more than my life.

    • @idkfineienteredaname5477
      @idkfineienteredaname5477 4 года назад +6

      Same here, but I wished sebastian was in this?

    • @metagross9092
      @metagross9092 4 года назад +10

      @@idkfineienteredaname5477 well technically he is since Blame is in this

    • @lifeofgracey7687
      @lifeofgracey7687 4 года назад +7

      I LOVE arlo but I think he’s more for magic funhouse

    • @talizorahvasnerd
      @talizorahvasnerd 4 года назад +4

      We needed Darleen and Dorian too

    • @gaylol7264
      @gaylol7264 4 года назад

      Nike In Service yeah, I wish they would make a 3rd season

  • @mightytoxic
    @mightytoxic 4 года назад +82

    It’s not just the end of the year it’s the end of the decade

  • @ktmexplorations
    @ktmexplorations 4 года назад +1802

    "I'm wearing a collar daddyyyyy"
    "Well that collar isnt hiding us from THIS!"
    "YYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!"
    (edit) holy fuck the likes are amazing! thanks guys!!!!!!

  • @xFoxOne
    @xFoxOne 3 года назад +10042

    “90% of my kids have diabetes.”
    “And the other 10%?..”
    “Are dead.”
    I love Cathy.

  • @celes8849
    @celes8849 4 года назад +21306

    It’s almost scary how each character has its own personality and the personalities never leak into another character even though they are all played by the same person

    • @Ieatmychildren
      @Ieatmychildren 4 года назад +641

      Well, it's scenario written by professionalist with a years of experience, it's not like he improvises during filming. The different thing would be if it was live and he would be forced to play them all without second thought.

    • @JohnSacapano
      @JohnSacapano 4 года назад +273

      He’s pretty much established the characters, it’s kind of like Colleen Ballinger with Miranda Sings.

    • @vampirepossum8544
      @vampirepossum8544 4 года назад +263

      Hes a fuckin wonderful actor

    • @jeechan9959
      @jeechan9959 4 года назад +96

      it's not scary. it's awesome!

    • @misanthropic985
      @misanthropic985 4 года назад +29

      Celes you say scary, I say brilliant !

  • @bonksu2141
    @bonksu2141 4 года назад +9313

    Sam may not be naturally blonde but he sure is a natural gay-straight man!

  • @Qveenshxt
    @Qveenshxt 4 года назад +6486

    “I don’t have happiness.”
    “Well, that's not a workplace requirement...”

  • @OriginalTolerableHusky
    @OriginalTolerableHusky 2 года назад +1707

    Brandon: "How many kids do you have?"
    Cathy: "...yes."

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio Год назад +23

      Brandon: Where is the father of all your kids?
      Cathy: YES!

    • @shiminiee
      @shiminiee 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Archiver_Studioor could you say fathers 💀

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio 3 месяца назад +2

      @@shiminiee Fair point, although I cannot understand how she'd manage to attract any other dudes

  • @kyie2722
    @kyie2722 4 года назад +2633

    “How many kids do you have?”
    “Yes”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @samtheis4964
    @samtheis4964 4 года назад +4464

    The fact that Bobby talks so much about incest is funny considering he has no family left.

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 4 года назад +114

      Oh boy wait until you see him do Coachella

    • @c4shfr3nzy68
      @c4shfr3nzy68 4 года назад +23

      Pies man you had me in tears laughing

    • @johnnygat1956
      @johnnygat1956 4 года назад +23

      He has his daughter

    • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
      @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 4 года назад +22

      he has a daughter and a bryce

    • @c4shfr3nzy68
      @c4shfr3nzy68 4 года назад +4

      your bootyhole is your beautyhole yeah I think they thought no parents/siblings

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 3 года назад +4983

    " I HATE SONGS!"
    Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did, Brandon?

    • @rudydesignz
      @rudydesignz 3 года назад +78

      nicee 😂😂

    • @hazbincrewz2785
      @hazbincrewz2785 3 года назад +302

      Cause right all I see is my dads a$$hole talking to me😤

    • @augggiie
      @augggiie 2 года назад +22

      NICE

    • @MC-fw8hj
      @MC-fw8hj 2 года назад +79

      More Helluva Boss fans I see 😏

    • @0JasonSunleaf0
      @0JasonSunleaf0 2 года назад +58

      Wow, now it came to me Brandon is Blitz's dad. That's why we have no picture so far of him only his mom and sister

  • @syppy7416
    @syppy7416 2 года назад +454

    Imagine if Brandon made a sequel to this and it ended with a Roger Rabbit style interview of Blitzø

  • @standlethemandle
    @standlethemandle 4 года назад +2399

    Since Brandon has been shown to exist in his own universe
    and the end of this video showed that his characters do have minds of their own, I'd love to see a series in which they rebel against him

    • @lolimemer3229
      @lolimemer3229 4 года назад +41

      DoomaWhat The last episodes of Stuff n’ Sam

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 4 года назад +52

      @@lolimemer3229 yeah, but the entire series of that would be awesome, he'd just be babysitting his characters and I'd live for it

    • @andrewcameron4506
      @andrewcameron4506 4 года назад +2

      Omg yes

    • @lollipopmuffincat
      @lollipopmuffincat 4 года назад +1

      Stuff and Sam moment

  • @epicliza604
    @epicliza604 4 года назад +5241

    I can't describe the amount of joy Brandon brings me. Hes brought me up through my confusing and often sad childhood that showed me humor and laughter and I hope to see him more years to come. Thank you Brandon for all the love and joy you be brought into my life. You're truly amazing

    • @pienaskibire3276
      @pienaskibire3276 4 года назад +118

      I couldn't agree more. There is no other videos, that I would have rewatched so many times. Pretty much all of his videos I have seen dozens of times by myself and showed to all my friends. Including Theatre Class of course, that shit is my favorite. There is no other RUclipsr and actor like Brandon, all his characters are so unique and soooo funny. I hope he will make good career out of this and I'm always waiting for his new videos. He is amazing.

    • @unitedwestand160
      @unitedwestand160 4 года назад +9

      Oo

    • @x-andrewsniper-x2514
      @x-andrewsniper-x2514 4 года назад +19

      You have told ...
      My story as a different
      Person but...
      All the same story

    • @zoeytrent115
      @zoeytrent115 4 года назад +11

      I have to truly agree, Brandon is so amazing and has made me laugh with everything i've seen here.

    • @dev1k618
      @dev1k618 4 года назад +4

      epic liza fr

  • @jnn3025
    @jnn3025 3 года назад +371

    Brandon rogers is the best "Offensive" content creator of all time.

  • @halle14
    @halle14 4 года назад +4260

    "90% of my kids have diabetes"
    "and the other 10%..?"
    "are dead."

    • @zandiek
      @zandiek 4 года назад +5

      hallee :D what about the 1%

    • @ZekeTaylor1
      @ZekeTaylor1 4 года назад +18

      They got they bootyholes destroyed by the cat

    • @rustyfoxesbot7926
      @rustyfoxesbot7926 4 года назад +1

      Stolen comment. ;-)

    • @brainlet8212
      @brainlet8212 4 года назад

      how about not just reposting something said in the video to get clout

    • @dacoolestzzz
      @dacoolestzzz 4 года назад +1

      Sam: "PFFT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?, oh look, you got me speakin Chinese and such."

  • @alaaxted169
    @alaaxted169 4 года назад +5650

    “Are you kidding me? 90% of my kids have diabetes.”
    “And the other 10%?”
    “Are dead.”
    😳

    • @jamiecriggs5257
      @jamiecriggs5257 4 года назад +97

      "How many kids do you have?"
      "Yes."

    • @biggestchickfilafan
      @biggestchickfilafan 4 года назад +9

      Scorched Dreams I CANT 🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @justyn9988
      @justyn9988 4 года назад +4

      2seok 💜

    • @lindymaejackson7862
      @lindymaejackson7862 4 года назад +5

      My Mom has type one diabetes ;-;

    • @alaaxted169
      @alaaxted169 4 года назад +3

      RealIndian Jungcock army 🤩

  • @predatorkingx4039
    @predatorkingx4039 4 года назад +4598

    “Do you feel like you have everything necessary to perform your job?”
    “I don’t have happiness.”
    *“Well that’s not a workplace requirement.”*

    • @shadowslayer1985
      @shadowslayer1985 4 года назад +21

      That sound like Bryce "that is not a workplace required" real life phrases

    • @anarchybee4554
      @anarchybee4554 4 года назад +5

      PredatorKingX school be like:

    • @calijurczyk7266
      @calijurczyk7266 4 года назад +10

      Every industry ever

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 3 года назад +6

      That's definitely Blitzo.

    • @ace_of_spades2018
      @ace_of_spades2018 3 года назад +3

      @@marquis911 fuck yeah it is.

  • @HeartOfAnother._.66161
    @HeartOfAnother._.66161 9 месяцев назад +91

    "I HATE SONGS"
    Helluva Boss:
    Nah you're going to Duet with Stolas

    • @swiftie_succubus
      @swiftie_succubus 2 месяца назад

      it's funny cause brandon was a theater kid

  • @XavierScratch1987
    @XavierScratch1987 3 года назад +4235

    "I hate songs" got hired by Vivziepop for a character with a musical career. Interesting

  • @g.b1497
    @g.b1497 4 года назад +3726

    “Oh, but I’m wearing a collar, daddy!”
    “Well, that collar ain’t hidin’ us from THIS!!”
    *”YYYYEEESSS”*

    • @fefejanaye220
      @fefejanaye220 4 года назад +53

      The perfect profile pic for this comment ☻

    • @fatorangebastard
      @fatorangebastard 4 года назад +13

      Sorry but it’s collar.

    • @beanzbamboozled1307
      @beanzbamboozled1307 4 года назад +8

      Obese Garfy you better be sorry

    • @g.b1497
      @g.b1497 4 года назад +2

      Obese Garfy Damn I didn't even know I misspelled it😂 Thanks for that!

    • @Eddie_Glorpo
      @Eddie_Glorpo 4 года назад

      Degenerate furries in a nutshell:
      Also I’m a furry so don’t take this as a offense

  • @moistsquish
    @moistsquish 4 года назад +11547

    This is like all of Brandon's personalities having an intervention

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 4 года назад +56

      i want to kill myself when i read this comment

    • @mrjeff4611
      @mrjeff4611 4 года назад +23

      Diffierent justin y

    • @AwesomeRepix
      @AwesomeRepix 4 года назад +15

      @@_DMNO_ But.. you're already dead my son.

    • @chrisfouche6479
      @chrisfouche6479 4 года назад +11

      Yeah...like it was 100% the point of the vid...

    • @moistsquish
      @moistsquish 4 года назад +1

      @@_DMNO_ bruh why??🤣

  • @tailnottale6128
    @tailnottale6128 3 года назад +816

    Imagine if Blitzo came in at the end XD

  • @ghostlyboos6864
    @ghostlyboos6864 4 года назад +4926

    "I Hate Songs."
    Yet he wrote one for Helluva Boss-

    • @YourUltimateDemise
      @YourUltimateDemise 4 года назад +145

      i was afraid i was the only one who noticed that!

    • @nugget3878
      @nugget3878 4 года назад +66

      He sanged it

    • @RubbishGamePlay
      @RubbishGamePlay 4 года назад +36

      @@delete147user nah he sanged it

    • @NellielGrimmjow
      @NellielGrimmjow 4 года назад +6

      @@delete147user ......wanna edit that before someone decides to go out of their way to correct you too?

    • @NellielGrimmjow
      @NellielGrimmjow 4 года назад +4

      There you go... Changed your 999 likes to 1K.. Yous welcorm su or ham

  • @iris.qu1lber
    @iris.qu1lber 4 года назад +3321

    “Hwat is your favourite colour”
    “Teal”
    “You know that’s the worst Colour
    Edit: thank you for 3.4K likes this is the most I’ve ever had and I’m so glad it’s on my favourite RUclipsrs video

    • @de1ta492
      @de1ta492 4 года назад +24

      Somehow I was on 2:25 while reading that comment
      Not intentionally

    • @loowsrhoo7780
      @loowsrhoo7780 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @b.franklin188
      @b.franklin188 4 года назад +9

      Snipyzz what is this word “colour” i only speak Freedom

    • @ravenanimations3176
      @ravenanimations3176 4 года назад +3

      It’s “the wurst colur”

    • @aidanabregov1412
      @aidanabregov1412 4 года назад

      Sixth College Represent!

  • @Trinityhibine
    @Trinityhibine 4 года назад +2034

    Brandon: "i hate songs"
    Blitzo: "are you going to crush my musical dreams"

    • @TMK20X3
      @TMK20X3 4 года назад +64

      Y'know, kinda makes me wonder if he also wrote the intro to Helluva Boss...

    • @gatereaper
      @gatereaper 4 года назад +32

      Literally all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me right now

    • @thelegendaryarrox5559
      @thelegendaryarrox5559 4 года назад +10

      jojoke

    • @gabeirl8598
      @gabeirl8598 4 года назад +10

      He literally sings😐

    • @lolly8219
      @lolly8219 4 года назад +14

      Are you gonna crush his dreams, Moxxie?

  • @XOXO-UMBRA
    @XOXO-UMBRA 2 года назад +448

    “90% of my kids have diabetes”
    “and the other ten percent..?”
    “-are dead.”
    “how many kids do you have?”
    “yes.”
    i fucking love Cathy 💀

  • @awakenedbeet2015
    @awakenedbeet2015 4 года назад +2883

    I wonder how weird Sam feels being interviewed after he accidentally killed Brandon

    • @macncheezballz399
      @macncheezballz399 4 года назад +24

      This needs more likes. That is so true

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 4 года назад +59

      We found out there are three timelines. This is the one that never happened

    • @awakenedbeet2015
      @awakenedbeet2015 4 года назад +8

      The Natrix 101 oh ok I gotcha

    • @theycallmekid6917
      @theycallmekid6917 4 года назад +4

      Honestly I just don't think about it bc if I did my tiny brain would explode lmao

    • @MeganCookiie
      @MeganCookiie 4 года назад

      @emmyham savage stuff and sam

  • @xxwales15xx33
    @xxwales15xx33 4 года назад +7356

    How many kids do you have?
    *Yes*
    Edit: 6.2k likes....mom i made it

  • @loisdavies8673
    @loisdavies8673 4 года назад +1860

    “How many kids do you have?”
    *Y E S*

    • @tmoore145
      @tmoore145 4 года назад +2

      I can’t think Of a name 😹😹

    • @barb6196
      @barb6196 4 года назад +2

      @@tmoore145 I know

    • @lucid5317
      @lucid5317 4 года назад +2

      AGAIN I WAS READING IT AND THEY SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME

    • @hotrichard4266
      @hotrichard4266 4 года назад

      now *hwhy* would you say that

    • @P1stach1007
      @P1stach1007 4 года назад +1

      Reminds me of Boris Johnson 🤣🤣 if ur from the UK you'll get it lmao

  • @rikasrose
    @rikasrose 3 года назад +110

    I'm waiting for him to do a video chat interview with Blitz and see how that goes lmao

    • @P01s0n65
      @P01s0n65 3 месяца назад

      Blitz would probably be like “I DONT HAVE FVCKIN’ TIME FOR THIS, I HAVE A FEATHERED AS$ TO FVCK AND EMPLOYEES THAT I DONT PAY. FVCK OFF.”

  • @GALACTICREZZ
    @GALACTICREZZ 4 года назад +736

    "How many kids do you have?"
    "... Yes."

    • @MeanLesbo
      @MeanLesbo 4 года назад +5

      Bitch I W H E E Z E D

    • @Summacide
      @Summacide 4 года назад +7

      “And who’s the father?”
      “... *yes...* ”

    • @MeanLesbo
      @MeanLesbo 4 года назад

      GalaxyGriffin Studios *ᵍᴀ𝓼𝕡* 𝕐 ℰ S

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 года назад +1

      Congratulations you watched the video

    • @flaming_biobag
      @flaming_biobag 4 года назад +1

      My parents be like:

  • @annayamashiro4977
    @annayamashiro4977 4 года назад +13517

    I just like how Brandon being himself is so calm and pacific, but still acts all of these characters that have different characteristics

    • @annayamashiro4977
      @annayamashiro4977 4 года назад +42

      Jennifer Ayala haha, I just meant that he speaks very calm when he’s not any character, but he still manages to act all of these characteristics, sorry if I didn’t make it clear

    • @deanbrandsma617
      @deanbrandsma617 4 года назад +16

      what is Pacific?

    • @annayamashiro4977
      @annayamashiro4977 4 года назад +15

      Pacific just means peaceful in character

    • @reseveej6909
      @reseveej6909 4 года назад +39

      @@annayamashiro4977 do you mean pacifistic?

    • @alienbeef-gravy493
      @alienbeef-gravy493 4 года назад +17

      @Jennifer Ayala well the Pacific ocean means the peaceful ocean so I'm guessing peaceful, who knows?

  • @theboogeyman2590
    @theboogeyman2590 4 года назад +11172

    As the creator, he knows all the ways to defeat his characters. Thats why he’s so calm.
    *he knows their weaknesses*

    • @purplezombie4940
      @purplezombie4940 3 года назад +245

      He can't kill them, because that would be a form of **suicide**

    • @graesynpalmer4868
      @graesynpalmer4868 3 года назад +12

      Fake blood dumbass

    • @james7919
      @james7919 3 года назад +46

      @@purplezombie4940 Jeff Dunham . I respect the reference

    • @SaucyWolfTaco
      @SaucyWolfTaco 3 года назад +16

      Yet his one weakness might be severe spd

    • @MarkoBlack76
      @MarkoBlack76 3 года назад +10

      Bryce, Elmer, and Bobby are most likely intimidated

  • @neattheawesome7447
    @neattheawesome7447 3 года назад +92

    this dude is so creative, he should help make a cartoon or somethin

    • @an-non-o-miss
      @an-non-o-miss Год назад +17

      he could even voice a main character....

    • @neattheawesome7447
      @neattheawesome7447 Год назад +17

      @@an-non-o-missmaybe even co-write.

    • @CowboyFroggo-h6p
      @CowboyFroggo-h6p 2 месяца назад

      Two words: helluva boss

    • @Jerberus
      @Jerberus 2 месяца назад

      Three words: That's the joke.
      And one emote: 🐌

  • @joshmckenzie1458
    @joshmckenzie1458 4 года назад +5213

    I honestly keep forgetting these characters are all the same person. He's just that good at acting. Anyone else feel the same?

    • @dubulove7712
      @dubulove7712 4 года назад +43

      Exactly

    • @pixithepika
      @pixithepika 4 года назад +17

      Yes

    • @bioshockbrat9171
      @bioshockbrat9171 4 года назад +88

      He can even look so different that you really got look hard to make sure it's the same person

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 4 года назад +29

      @@dubulove7712 He's a very talented actor

    • @TEEF4BRAINZ
      @TEEF4BRAINZ 4 года назад +57

      I was literally just thinking about the voices. Bro all his characters sound so different, it literally doesn’t sound like Brandon is voicing them lmao.

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 4 года назад +1441

    "Do you feel like you have everything necessary to perform your job?"
    "I don't have happiness."
    "Well that's not a workplace requirement."

  • @keepXonXrockin
    @keepXonXrockin 4 года назад +2772

    Looking that good in purple body paint should be illegal

  • @jawzyhungry8475
    @jawzyhungry8475 2 года назад +64

    2:26 "yes" XD

  • @JedyDax
    @JedyDax 4 года назад +2088

    *What about the little kid that became a power ranger*

    • @TJ_Sauce
      @TJ_Sauce 4 года назад +123

      That kid was young Blame.

    • @beesquestionmark
      @beesquestionmark 4 года назад +40

      TJ Sauce but he had blame and grandpa in there who is just old blame

    • @bluejay8712
      @bluejay8712 4 года назад +13

      Crazy shit, he was in this video at least twice as two different characters.

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr 4 года назад +4

      Damn ya'all overthinking this shit. Sit back and enjoy

    • @walter6636
      @walter6636 4 года назад +5

      bruh that’s sebastian and ignacio you should check out my comment about that

  • @agentwoomy38
    @agentwoomy38 4 года назад +2979

    “How many kids do you have?”
    *”yes”*

    • @orok6351
      @orok6351 4 года назад +25

      The first time someone commented this and it was actually from the video

    • @iloveyourecommentbut9400
      @iloveyourecommentbut9400 4 года назад

      I don’t get it what’d that mean

    • @employed18yearold48
      @employed18yearold48 4 года назад +3

      Hispanic family's be like

    • @v0_yage
      @v0_yage 4 года назад +1

      I was waiting for this.

    • @thereestersheetser543
      @thereestersheetser543 4 года назад

      @@iloveyourecommentbut9400 It mean she has a lot of kids, too many to count, she probably has aids, I mean I wouldn't mind if I had aids.

  • @MrBlik-ky3cw
    @MrBlik-ky3cw 4 года назад +1483

    Unexpected musical is unexpected.

  • @Trinity-c6z
    @Trinity-c6z 3 месяца назад +6

    Brandon: i hate singing *him also singing when i see him in 5 years*

  • @confession25
    @confession25 4 года назад +838

    2:08 '' Describe yourself in 3 words ''
    " Hoorrrrny ''

  • @AJ-xc4nm
    @AJ-xc4nm 4 года назад +2249

    "Only God can judge me and I don't believe in God fool."

  • @spazbo2267
    @spazbo2267 4 года назад +1416

    ‘This is not about me.’
    *’It is now’*
    ‘No it’s not.’
    *’YAYS’*
    ‘No.’
    *’YAAYS’*

    • @hamzabalish1461
      @hamzabalish1461 4 года назад +17

      Security
      I fuck your security and other sexualy

    • @kokichiouma9963
      @kokichiouma9963 4 года назад +5

      “Would you say your scary?”
      “ *YOU TELL ME* “
      “You are not scary”

    • @fitness_gram_paper_test
      @fitness_gram_paper_test 4 года назад +2

      @@kokichiouma9963 oh fuck you

    • @antixcs3652
      @antixcs3652 4 года назад +4

      @@b3nt079 and that was below the belt..

    • @Silverdiamond22
      @Silverdiamond22 4 года назад +4

      emo child well I’m sorry to hear that, why do you say this?

  • @kimmorris9664
    @kimmorris9664 8 месяцев назад +43

    “I HATE SONGS”
    1 year later, blitzø’s line: “what if we did a musical?”

  • @Lauren-fk8lo
    @Lauren-fk8lo 4 года назад +1943

    Why is no one talking about how good Brandon’s voice is tho 🤩

    • @justyourman277
      @justyourman277 4 года назад +1

      Im pretty sure ur a perv no offense

    • @doctoc1334
      @doctoc1334 4 года назад +18

      Just Yourman my nigga said “no offense” 😂

    • @CinnamonLovesYou704
      @CinnamonLovesYou704 4 года назад +2

      @@justyourman277 sorry, but I'll have to report this comment

    • @CinnamonLovesYou704
      @CinnamonLovesYou704 4 года назад +1

      @@JustDioChillin-vl6mr fuck you

    • @willynogshitass
      @willynogshitass 4 года назад +2

      @@CinnamonLovesYou704 Wha..? Why did you get so mad for someone literally just saying "Stop it" like I?

  • @notavibe6929
    @notavibe6929 4 года назад +2955

    ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˢᵗ ᶜᵒˡᵒᵘʳ

    • @catboy9066
      @catboy9066 3 года назад +73

      ᵗᵉᵃˡ

    • @Appropath
      @Appropath 3 года назад +31

      The shade of blue is disgusting

    • @bakugoshairspray9292
      @bakugoshairspray9292 3 года назад +5

      @@Appropath lmao i remember that

    • @transman8511
      @transman8511 3 года назад +3

      Nice spelling “color”

    • @Appropath
      @Appropath 3 года назад +11

      @@transman8511 colour is the most correct. Americans are the only ones to spell it like that

  • @kennethh4200
    @kennethh4200 4 года назад +5301

    “How many kids do you have?”
    *Y e s .*

  • @shadowshiftercomics
    @shadowshiftercomics 3 года назад +50

    I love how when blame breathes out Brandon starts changing colors

  • @marcozamudio6970
    @marcozamudio6970 4 года назад +2689

    “Only god can judge me, and I don’t believe in god”

    • @delusionalmilkshake
      @delusionalmilkshake 4 года назад +43

      Gonna use that one all the time

    • @donikaj7805
      @donikaj7805 4 года назад +11

      fool*

    • @JeffDoyen
      @JeffDoyen 4 года назад +12

      That's an Instagram post, with a portrait of a beach in the background, waiting to happen

    • @marcozamudio6970
      @marcozamudio6970 4 года назад +3

      Jeff Doyen make it happen before they take your idea, king

    • @Mooncrest0
      @Mooncrest0 4 года назад +1

      delusionmilkshake same haha I love that

  • @overlord7141
    @overlord7141 4 года назад +636

    I was hoping the clown would say he's having a clownurism

    • @grey9919
      @grey9919 4 года назад +12

      BRANDON REFILM THIS AND INCLUDE THIS ONE PLEASEEEEE [I'm playing, bit no seriously maybe use that in another video, very smooth transition]

    • @swankoceanman
      @swankoceanman 4 года назад

      Dude I watched this video twice, once two weeks ago and once today, and I liked this comment two weeks ago and I was watching the video today and couldn't remember the Clown thing you said but knew it was funny so I had to comb through like 100 something comments to find this one 😂😂

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice 2 года назад +27

    “Are you kidding me? 90% of my kids have diabetes.”
    “…And the other 10%?”
    “Are dead.”
    I just…I love it so much

  • @hailtheisaac
    @hailtheisaac 4 года назад +1940

    “How many kids do you have?”
    “Yes.”

    • @THE_AceOfSarcasm
      @THE_AceOfSarcasm 4 года назад

      Stolen comment.

    • @THE_AceOfSarcasm
      @THE_AceOfSarcasm 4 года назад +2

      @kirito, unoriginality personally annoys me. I don't go to the comments to see the same thing over and over. That's why the Oh yeah yeah meme died in 2019.

    • @leiayoung3675
      @leiayoung3675 4 года назад +3

      @@THE_AceOfSarcasm does it really count as stolen if we all watched the same video and heard the same line...?

    • @THE_AceOfSarcasm
      @THE_AceOfSarcasm 4 года назад

      @@leiayoung3675, yes. Because by that logic that means that everyone is stealing from the Creator when they type the same joke in the comments.

    • @Justnep_
      @Justnep_ 4 года назад

      JackieDrawz UwU *yessir*

  • @daffy5909
    @daffy5909 4 года назад +2001

    This is 100000 times better than rewind

  • @ili.888
    @ili.888 3 года назад +3327

    Cathy:”how many kids do you have?.”
    her: “yes.”

  • @SxtivaL.
    @SxtivaL. 3 года назад +30

    I love the fact that he didn't even care to do a voice for Cathy lmao🤣

  • @angry_cinnabun83
    @angry_cinnabun83 4 года назад +1576

    How many kids do you have?
    Yes.

    • @Isaacgamez6097
      @Isaacgamez6097 4 года назад +1

      T

    • @dox4384
      @dox4384 4 года назад

      ...

    • @acidicrainbow7754
      @acidicrainbow7754 4 года назад +1

      Why does THIS comment have 1k likes? I don't understand people 🤔😐

    • @kierannf99
      @kierannf99 4 года назад

      Literally came to the comments looking for this because that shit is funny

    • @acidicrainbow7754
      @acidicrainbow7754 4 года назад +1

      @BladeCast It's hilarious? Ok then. Not my personal opinion though.

  • @themoon8321
    @themoon8321 4 года назад +384

    When Brandon Rogers has more characters than the MCU.

  • @FatCJ
    @FatCJ 4 года назад +1549

    "Only gahd can judge me and I dont Believe in gahd foo.."
    - blame 2019

    • @fernandososa3166
      @fernandososa3166 4 года назад +2

      ғᴀᴛ cj how long did it take you to write that comment?

    • @FatCJ
      @FatCJ 4 года назад +2

      @@fernandososa3166 probably like a minute lmao

    • @elliebessiott2781
      @elliebessiott2781 4 года назад +1

      Time stamp 3:07

  • @ruby_lynne
    @ruby_lynne 9 месяцев назад +6

    brandon rodgers:
    “the fuck am i doing i hate songs”
    “I HATE SONGS”
    also brandon rodgers:
    being in a helluva boss duet as blitzø with stolas

  • @sidtheserotoninkid8801
    @sidtheserotoninkid8801 4 года назад +1523

    Brandon is the only person who could say literally anything and still have me on board

    • @fulminousdragon
      @fulminousdragon 3 года назад +39

      If he yells "lets go rob a bank!" I'm sure 90% of us would be on board.

    • @panxesualpancakes6374
      @panxesualpancakes6374 3 года назад +8

      @@fulminousdragon and the other 10%?

    • @fulminousdragon
      @fulminousdragon 3 года назад +23

      @@panxesualpancakes6374 Lets just say those are the people we would be robbing.

    • @daddylonglegs3420
      @daddylonglegs3420 3 года назад +8

      @@fulminousdragon 10% of his fans are banks?

    • @bloodybee3553
      @bloodybee3553 3 года назад +4

      I liked this comment, but had to take my life back because it's on 666

  • @cadencarlson3423
    @cadencarlson3423 4 года назад +2978

    “Blue Brandon Rogers isn’t real he can’t hurt you”
    Blue Brandon Rogers: 0:32

    • @ffekieyeezy
      @ffekieyeezy 4 года назад +119

      @@hunterhicks8113 he turned blue when the smoke went over him

    • @thatsymbiotespiderman
      @thatsymbiotespiderman 4 года назад +41

      You saw it to O.O

    • @AlphaHelix01
      @AlphaHelix01 4 года назад +17

      VISHNU?!

    • @Scrum1803
      @Scrum1803 4 года назад +24

      oh god... the smurfs are coming alive 😟

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 4 года назад +2

      Pizza steve Fan 2004 his true form revealed

  • @DragonWingsQuizlet
    @DragonWingsQuizlet 4 года назад +1544

    only god can judge me and i don't believe in god fool

    • @snickerdexter2247
      @snickerdexter2247 4 года назад +5

      Thats your belief, but I very disagree.

    • @discountjesus2859
      @discountjesus2859 4 года назад +15

      Senior quote right there.

    • @DragonWingsQuizlet
      @DragonWingsQuizlet 4 года назад +60

      @@snickerdexter2247 it was a quote from the video 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ good luck being offended at everything for the rest of your life though!

    • @TheseBygones
      @TheseBygones 4 года назад

      Stfu

    • @snickerdexter2247
      @snickerdexter2247 4 года назад +6

      @@DragonWingsQuizlet lol sorry. You did not put these, "", so I thought you actually meant it. Also I have slow data and didn't get a chance to watch the video, sorry!

  • @chloeparker9860
    @chloeparker9860 3 года назад +42

    “How many kids do u have?”
    “Yes”
    Such an iconic character

  • @lunaundead6074
    @lunaundead6074 4 года назад +3712

    Brandon Rogers is like Thomas sanders but for adults

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 4 года назад +28

      Well kinda?

    • @owo6894
      @owo6894 4 года назад +20

      I mean yeah-

    • @kelpman_clark7787
      @kelpman_clark7787 4 года назад +11

      Jameson Jackson AHAHAHAH YES

    • @Cusimmrbrightside
      @Cusimmrbrightside 4 года назад +29

      I was gonna did agree but then I realised. Fuck. Nah you have a point

    • @lyricsmith4010
      @lyricsmith4010 4 года назад +39

      Omg what if remus and Bobby met? Remus would probably look up to bobby or be scared of him, either way i want it to be happens .

  • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
    @pifflesomepuffnadder855 4 года назад +1410

    "I could kick a football through that field goal you call a SMILE!!" That was cold-blooded, dude. Damn.

    • @henkkahenrik4183
      @henkkahenrik4183 4 года назад +6

      Evan Dinosaur i’m actually missing teeth (at 19, yes i’m a disappointment) so i related a bit too much to that one. 😂

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 4 года назад +5

      @@henkkahenrik4183
      Brandon Rogers always knows how to pick at your heart strings AND hurt your feelings!
      He's a profound offender, and I love it!

    • @mothermoth3833
      @mothermoth3833 4 года назад +5

      He fucking roasted himself.

    • @SunJinWoo-Arise
      @SunJinWoo-Arise 4 года назад +2

      can u tell me what is the sound effect I hear it everywhere

    • @leobardomelgoza7921
      @leobardomelgoza7921 4 года назад +1

      And that was below the belt

  • @tanjirokamado3805
    @tanjirokamado3805 4 года назад +4758

    "only God can judge me and I don't even believe in god"
    well said.

  • @stop4959
    @stop4959 Год назад +19

    He can transition into a song perfectly and can sing AMAZINGLY

  • @papaskreeb1335
    @papaskreeb1335 4 года назад +12628

    I’ve actually counted he plays 40+ characters, all different, he is a acting god

    • @spiral99
      @spiral99 4 года назад +361

      He's a genius

    • @crazycatperson7
      @crazycatperson7 4 года назад +213

      @@spiral99 always has been always will be

    • @FizzBirdMan
      @FizzBirdMan 4 года назад +209

      get a video of all the characters he's ever played. and just have them fight in a battle royale.

    • @banana_tree
      @banana_tree 3 года назад +161

      @@FizzBirdMan u already know Cathy's weapon
      Casserole

    • @KyrianLDT
      @KyrianLDT 3 года назад +110

      @@banana_tree No no no. It would be her youngest baby, that never grew up in decades so it's basically immortal.

  • @wooper9633
    @wooper9633 4 года назад +4869

    Alternative Title:
    Schizophrenic Man talks to his alternative personas.

  • @sillyven
    @sillyven 4 года назад +2177

    When is Brandon gonna make dolls of all his characters? I'll buy them all.

    • @HeyItsOwen
      @HeyItsOwen 3 года назад +27

      What about figurines called “Youtooz”?

    • @christanpropster5339
      @christanpropster5339 3 года назад +14

      @@HeyItsOwen I'LL GET ALL OF THEM NO MATTER WHAT

    • @Predaplanter
      @Predaplanter 3 года назад +4

      @@HeyItsOwen there's a Sam one and another one I don't remember

    • @brittneygriggs1525
      @brittneygriggs1525 3 года назад +2

      @@Predaplanter Kathy

    • @FrightChan
      @FrightChan 3 года назад +1

      Same

  • @viewer9218
    @viewer9218 3 года назад +4

    "Happy 2020" did not age well...

  • @amirdawson770
    @amirdawson770 4 года назад +776

    It’s official. All Brandon’s videos are arguments he and the voices in his head have

  • @SansTheskeleton-gf4bo
    @SansTheskeleton-gf4bo 4 года назад +694

    "90% of why kids have diabetes"
    "And the other 10%?"
    "Are dead"

    • @EclipseSeth
      @EclipseSeth 4 года назад

      Emphasis on the "are", so she must have at least 20 kids.
      ...or be bad at math.

  • @galaxy3429
    @galaxy3429 4 года назад +2864

    All his characters talking about what might happen in 2020:
    Me: Ah, they are yet to learn..

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz 2 года назад +24

    2:40 Happiness is not a workplace requirement. Too relatable.

  • @YepiXD
    @YepiXD 4 года назад +785

    What about Lucius, Sebastian, Dr. Gupta, Elmer, Deeno the Filipino, Jürgen or Darlene?

    • @caprithorn
      @caprithorn 4 года назад +9

      Yepi True

    • @dfox6222
      @dfox6222 4 года назад +75

      Don't forget about the Indian lady and the Japanese girlfriend

    • @paperbag8790
      @paperbag8790 4 года назад +18

      or MR.RIMMER?

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 4 года назад +35

      @@paperbag8790 I believe these characters are retired from the skits as they've done their part

    • @paperbag8790
      @paperbag8790 4 года назад +18

      Slenderslayer351 but in “the park” Mr Rimmer made a cameo appearance as an acting instructor. So one is still out there...

  • @toottoot5547
    @toottoot5547 4 года назад +3605

    “How many kids do you have?”
    “Yes”

    • @pogastcastro4770
      @pogastcastro4770 4 года назад +18

      That shit cracks me up..

    • @intj1434
      @intj1434 4 года назад +18

      "90% of the children have diabetes"
      "And the other 10%?"
      "Are dead"
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 4 года назад +4

      Sophia Kim
      Oh wow, hello, fellow Kim

    • @ek2225
      @ek2225 4 года назад

      Red for Kashmir ❤️❤️

    • @intj1434
      @intj1434 4 года назад +1

      @@Samstar369 hello brother

  • @babykillingcadillac6719
    @babykillingcadillac6719 4 года назад +655

    “Only god can judge me and I don’t believe in god, fool” -my new motto

  • @bumbleybri1401
    @bumbleybri1401 6 месяцев назад +6

    brandon: "i hate songs"
    it's so funny hearing him say this when he voices in a musical 😂

  • @chloe5688
    @chloe5688 4 года назад +851

    3:36 “will i still be a clown”
    the recent video is about the clown not being a clown -

  • @ISLeone
    @ISLeone 4 года назад +695

    Song was fire ngl

  • @deathcard135
    @deathcard135 4 года назад +2060

    Brandon is the only person that can make talking to yourself entertaining
    Edit: guys I know there are other people that are great at this stuff, I just said this to express how much I enjoy his content

  • @haydenmcnamara3101
    @haydenmcnamara3101 4 года назад +1348

    “How many kids do you have?”
    “Yes”

    • @THE_AceOfSarcasm
      @THE_AceOfSarcasm 4 года назад +6

      Stolen comment.

    • @itzqwertyz4864
      @itzqwertyz4864 4 года назад +3

      Why did you steal

    • @nowthisisepic4078
      @nowthisisepic4078 4 года назад +2

      Wow so original and funny. You’re parents must be proud.

    • @dreamieskies056
      @dreamieskies056 4 года назад +1

      @@nowthisisepic4078 dude let people quote the stuff in videos

    • @nowthisisepic4078
      @nowthisisepic4078 4 года назад

      Fira/Watera. Da TattleTail it’s been said a hundred times, it gets annoying

  • @benbeneaner7967
    @benbeneaner7967 4 года назад +4779

    No matter how pervy, disgusting, r-rated, random, this show is it never fails to reveal deeper meaning lol. This is art. This is truly amazing work.
    2monthes later edit : how tf did i get almost 3k likes lol HAHAHAHA thanks tho. Hope u r having a good day.

    • @adamfurr5355
      @adamfurr5355 4 года назад +74

      You're absolutely right. He made it to Comedy Central, he's finally beginning to get the recognition he ought to have, he deserves it, for sure, he's a genius! 👌❤️

    • @ronnisatterwhite8272
      @ronnisatterwhite8272 4 года назад +16

      Ikr I wanna see more

    • @wintersummer6640
      @wintersummer6640 4 года назад +2

      Ben Beneaner I honestly can’t disagree with u at all!!😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @24kraiw49
      @24kraiw49 4 года назад +2

      I actually fucking agree

    • @mel77316
      @mel77316 4 года назад +2

      4.7k ayyyyyy🎉

  • @MyrtheCourtz
    @MyrtheCourtz 4 года назад +491

    "why am I singing, I hate songs.
    *i hate SOOOOOOOONGS* "

    • @mollyfields880
      @mollyfields880 3 года назад +6

      Love them or hate them, he is damn good at writing them! 😂😆

    • @specialk1148
      @specialk1148 3 года назад

      Sooooo ironic...

    • @HannahBanina
      @HannahBanina 3 года назад +1

      @@specialk1148 No one tell Viv

  • @Coolestkid69
    @Coolestkid69 3 года назад +10

    Hellen seems like kallmekris’s character Nona if she was completely unhinged.

  • @Amir-br6bd
    @Amir-br6bd 4 года назад +373

    *Brandon casually talking to himself...*

  • @chulunos
    @chulunos 4 года назад +977

    “How’s retirement treating you?”
    "ᴡᴀᴛs ᴛʜᴛ"

  • @pringles03.30
    @pringles03.30 4 года назад +432

    “Some of the kids at your school wrote up some reviews on you”
    Helen: o_o

  • @J-i8d
    @J-i8d 2 месяца назад +3

    That transition into song was so smooth

  • @heathertaylor8904
    @heathertaylor8904 4 года назад +458

    Brandon rogers: making quarantines tolerable since the great toilet paper shortage of 2020!!