REACTING TO ANTI-GAY COMMERCIALS BECAUSE I'M GAY

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @confusedaf1112
    @confusedaf1112 4 года назад +12463

    Gotta love how the little girl in the first one is the most reasonable person
    "If two people love each other then the gender doesn't matter"
    And then the grown ass adult comes in and ruins it
    "No"

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 4 года назад +972

      She was on a great path and then it went “ Honey no “

    • @edgyelectrokinetic6761
      @edgyelectrokinetic6761 4 года назад +664

      She's the only normally thinking person in the commercial, yet she's treated as a straw character

    • @temi1355
      @temi1355 4 года назад +194

      “No ❤️”

    • @riripeaches3721
      @riripeaches3721 4 года назад +55

      Ikr

    • @dianneocain2429
      @dianneocain2429 4 года назад +300

      The girl was a normal person
      Then the adult was like
      “No. You cant do that”

  • @lvcia5795
    @lvcia5795 3 года назад +4865

    *"We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance, honey. We throw the god damn cup."* -My new highschool yearbook quote

  • @crazyjude9943
    @crazyjude9943 5 лет назад +15231

    “They gave me a book!”
    “Where’s the book?!?”

  • @Forgettable_fennec
    @Forgettable_fennec 6 месяцев назад +495

    'You wanna come to paradise?'
    'Yes'
    'Well you can't cz ur gay'
    'Guess I'll just leave my bag full of gay behind'

    • @VzZ-v3o
      @VzZ-v3o 28 дней назад +4

      What😂

    • @ianmitchell5979
      @ianmitchell5979 26 дней назад

      I'll smuggle you into heaven.

    • @DanGame427
      @DanGame427 21 день назад

      damn. this bag of gay always holds me back

  • @wheelhotgaming7142
    @wheelhotgaming7142 3 года назад +5673

    Best part is him pouring shots of vodka into the mug

  • @veronicakidwell8598
    @veronicakidwell8598 7 лет назад +14260

    "my battery is running low, and so is my patience." new senior quote

    • @carolinecady5505
      @carolinecady5505 7 лет назад +18

      Veronica Kidwell thank you

    • @kkmeowy
      @kkmeowy 5 лет назад +7

      499th like, lol

    • @luvscupid4022
      @luvscupid4022 5 лет назад +27

      I'm gonna write that down so I rember it

    • @ziazatarra8943
      @ziazatarra8943 5 лет назад +79

      My senior quote will be: we don’t throw tea when it comes to intolerance honey, we through the whole damn cup

    • @tal9425
      @tal9425 5 лет назад +20

      And jesus said the same thing!

  • @savvyvandewouwer1161
    @savvyvandewouwer1161 5 лет назад +6205

    “We don’t spill tea when it comes to intolerance hunny.
    We throw the goddamn cup.”
    My favorite quote.

    • @eyeleecat
      @eyeleecat 5 лет назад +25

      I need to quote it and save it

    • @savvyvandewouwer1161
      @savvyvandewouwer1161 5 лет назад +10

      Ily Rothrock dude i did and set it as my wallpaper

    • @stqrsz
      @stqrsz 5 лет назад +3

      600th like!

    • @Jazz1539
      @Jazz1539 5 лет назад +2

      666 likes

    • @savvyvandewouwer1161
      @savvyvandewouwer1161 5 лет назад

      Ok Jesus I’m very thankful for all the likes! Thank you so much!!

  • @LITTERLYADUMBASS
    @LITTERLYADUMBASS 6 месяцев назад +154

    As a Christian I'm ashamed of people trying to use the religion as an accuse to be homophobic. Jesus did say "Love your neighbor as yourself."

    • @rowan0331
      @rowan0331 6 месяцев назад +11

      Right! Just because you don't support doesn't mean you have to hate the person or be rude toward them

    • @lttle_mushroom
      @lttle_mushroom 4 месяца назад +2

      I agree and all, but what if you already hate yourself, do you just hold a grudge on everyone??🥴😭

    • @natsarik
      @natsarik Месяц назад +4

      Dear person which i do not know, i respect you a lot and you dropped this: 👑

    • @ethanlittlejohn2536
      @ethanlittlejohn2536 Месяц назад +4

      We're all made of sin. Being gay is a sin, but we all commit sins daily. There is something to be said about repenting from these sins, but for now, let's focus on removing discrimination and hatred in our communities.

    • @nine-the-fox-69
      @nine-the-fox-69 25 дней назад +2

      EXACTLY

  • @_username_unidentified_6478
    @_username_unidentified_6478 3 года назад +8327

    “I spilled *gay* in your Valentino bag.”
    “Dsjhkdhffgf *gay?* in my Valentino white bag?”

  • @zeewhy6834
    @zeewhy6834 7 лет назад +6845

    PUT IT IN A BAG AND DROP IT BEFORE THE METAL DETECTOR IM WHEEZING

    • @kittyrosefaerie7464
      @kittyrosefaerie7464 7 лет назад +97

      Tiptoes around metal detector

    • @kissesfromkalise
      @kissesfromkalise 7 лет назад +77

      Crafty Kat lmao, *takes hammer and tries to break metal detector*, problem fucking solved 😂😂😂

    • @evergreen6702
      @evergreen6702 7 лет назад +11

      Tronnors _ Love _ Child
      i tried using a metal hammer...

    • @maia9471
      @maia9471 7 лет назад +23

      Or just walk through it like a badass and don't stop even with the screaming of te guards and the sound of the red siren alertig

    • @julias804
      @julias804 7 лет назад +3

      ZeeWhy "(wheeze)"

  • @errz_07
    @errz_07 4 года назад +11242

    We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance, honey.
    *We throw the god damn cup.*

  • @Kiwibird12
    @Kiwibird12 Месяц назад +181

    1:43 literally the lesbian colors in the back

    • @gummyzilla124
      @gummyzilla124 Месяц назад +37

      Imagine trying to make a homophobic cartoon but you accidentally become a ally

    • @lessi5_ua
      @lessi5_ua Месяц назад +9

      ​​@@gummyzilla124 this is a legit r/accidentalally moment

    • @latinainmyhispanicmind
      @latinainmyhispanicmind Месяц назад

      😭

    • @sunfairy3898
      @sunfairy3898 Месяц назад +6

      good to see I'm not the only one who got recommended with this video 7 years after it came out

    • @sharknovaX3
      @sharknovaX3 27 дней назад +2

      @@sunfairy3898 REAL i love this man but somehow i always get his old stuff

  • @burnttoast8300
    @burnttoast8300 4 года назад +6215

    "We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance, honey. We throw the goddamned cup."
    i need that on a shirt

    • @burnttoast8300
      @burnttoast8300 4 года назад +49

      @Cynthia Da Derpy Child oop- who told you?- y es i am 👉👉

    • @mustard8148
      @mustard8148 4 года назад +36

      We dont spill tea when it comes to intolerance, honey. We throw the Goddamned cup.
      Fixed the grammar

    • @burnttoast8300
      @burnttoast8300 4 года назад +12

      @@mustard8148 oof thanks-

    • @burnttoast8300
      @burnttoast8300 4 года назад +19

      @weebster UwU i'm your favorite?
      😳
      👉👈

    • @itsbluestudiosbackup3457
      @itsbluestudiosbackup3457 4 года назад +8

      @@burnttoast8300 *mua*

  • @justyournormalweeb8085
    @justyournormalweeb8085 4 года назад +1124

    I think I’m gonna make my senior quote
    “I forgot to drop the gay at the metal detector”

  • @valeeraXY
    @valeeraXY 4 года назад +15186

    “You can’t take that with you”
    “The gun?”
    “No, the gayness”

    • @camille5134
      @camille5134 4 года назад +364

      I have learned today that being gay is just like having a heavy bag and you just need to drop it off
      *ThE mOrE yOu KnOw* (I'm kidding)

    • @mercykondenar9374
      @mercykondenar9374 4 года назад +94

      This made me laugh out loud. Thank you sir or madam.

    • @عصفورةلطيفة
      @عصفورةلطيفة 4 года назад +53

      Haha, for me, you don't have it in the first place- but imagine the day where we are all judged and a sitcom voice comes on, "Hello, my creation. I advise you to drop all the gayness that I let you think of to exist. Please, any other crimes go the same, and I see you down there, anime weebs. And you, hitler. We need to talk. Anyways, welcome to heaven!" 😂😂😂

    • @عصفورةلطيفة
      @عصفورةلطيفة 4 года назад +23

      @@star-pu2ql *"What did I just tell you."*

    • @latte_bear3970
      @latte_bear3970 4 года назад +5

      Lmfao

  • @ana7a._.beary.
    @ana7a._.beary. Месяц назад +64

    2:50 "Can I do that with my blackness ?? Just like put it in a bag, drop it off, Give me privilege." GOT me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @skylar4602
    @skylar4602 4 года назад +927

    “If people are being pressed because of who you are, then make them even more pressed by being happy about who you are”
    -Mac

  • @mysteryhuman5531
    @mysteryhuman5531 3 года назад +16235

    “We don’t spill tea when it comes to intolerance we throw the cup” Is an amazing quote
    Edit a year later: holy shit so many likes
    Second edit: HOLY SHIT I HAVE THE MOST LIKES IN THE WHOLE COMMENT SECTION?

    • @CirceIsland
      @CirceIsland 3 года назад +123

      Yes I'll take that in size medium women's cut please and thank you.

    • @zozupskystar8639
      @zozupskystar8639 3 года назад +32

      Agreed!

    • @Fruitgum-xc7co
      @Fruitgum-xc7co 3 года назад +71

      *Yeet it into the sea Boston Style*

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 3 года назад +18

      @@Fruitgum-xc7co nice

    • @Ac3Th3Chos3nOn3
      @Ac3Th3Chos3nOn3 3 года назад +32

      Period 🏳️‍🌈👌😂👏👗🎟️

  • @sorayabrown2155
    @sorayabrown2155 5 лет назад +515

    "If people don't except you for who you are, stuff it all in a bag, and drop it before the metal detector." ~ Mac 2017

  • @gutznblxssxms
    @gutznblxssxms 6 месяцев назад +76

    “if youre gay, just stop”
    “if youre drowning, just breathe”

  • @P3tr1ch0r
    @P3tr1ch0r 5 лет назад +6839

    Breaking news
    man arrested for sneaking gay through airport waiting for further notice

  • @misscreepybutcute
    @misscreepybutcute 2 года назад +8994

    The best quote in the whole fucking world: "We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance we throw the cup".

    • @demon-misery7
      @demon-misery7 2 года назад +1

      ofc we throw the cup. if its a cold beverage then it makes them cold + the off chance that the cup breaks and hurts them just like they(homophobes) hurt their fellow humans. and if its a hot beverage then it scalds them instead of making them cold

    • @__-moon.-__
      @__-moon.-__ 2 года назад +21

      AXOLOTLLLL

    • @iLoveBread_101
      @iLoveBread_101 2 года назад +22

      Agreed

    • @kcthefrogusedyt8319
      @kcthefrogusedyt8319 2 года назад +45

      "straight" up fax

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 2 года назад +25

      @@kcthefrogusedyt8319 bu dum tss

  • @zeuseygoosey6311
    @zeuseygoosey6311 3 года назад +6031

    "Put it all in a bag, then just drop it. Problem solved, gay free. Can I do the same with my blackness? Put it in a bag, drop it off, give me privilege." STOP IM DEFLATING

    • @farrahkay8271
      @farrahkay8271 3 года назад +35

      Ikr

    • @emiwasbored
      @emiwasbored 3 года назад +104

      I’m photosynthesising

    • @talishaki2492
      @talishaki2492 3 года назад +25

      I DIEDDD

    • @swagstrawbrry8314
      @swagstrawbrry8314 3 года назад +39

      well now u can fit in the bag

    • @muffin1168
      @muffin1168 3 года назад +26

      That moment you’re scrolling down the comments and see a comment as soon as the guy says it.

  • @yep-misa-is-here-barely
    @yep-misa-is-here-barely 6 месяцев назад +23

    “how are you gay? there are so many beautiful women in the world.”
    how do you have asthma? there’s so much beautiful air in the world

    • @Jakesfji
      @Jakesfji 6 месяцев назад

      OOF-

    • @rowan0331
      @rowan0331 6 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @mudraw73
      @mudraw73 3 месяца назад

      FACTS 🗣🗣🗣

    • @DONT_DoMurderder
      @DONT_DoMurderder Месяц назад

      Yeah lemme just-*breathes in and mfing dies* (my arse having an asthma attack rn waiting for my grandma to get my inhaler lol

  • @ariellaalexander9128
    @ariellaalexander9128 3 года назад +23574

    "If you're gay, just date a person of the opposite gender" gives me "if you're homeless, just buy a house" vibes

    • @caiyleeelol664
      @caiyleeelol664 3 года назад +275

      FR

    • @duskih4584
      @duskih4584 3 года назад +1173

      "if you're starving, just eat"

    • @atgreat6359
      @atgreat6359 3 года назад +175

      @@duskih4584 thats techinically what U should do but

    • @soul2780
      @soul2780 3 года назад +687

      If your drowning just drink the water

    • @ariellaalexander9128
      @ariellaalexander9128 3 года назад +376

      @@atgreat6359 I think they meant starving as in you dont have any food and you cant get any

  • @unlisted2095
    @unlisted2095 7 лет назад +780

    “We don’t spill tea when it comes to intolerance honey, we throw the goddamn cup.”
    Greatest line I’ve ever heard.

    • @xxrosemayxx3159
      @xxrosemayxx3159 7 лет назад +2

      Worst Musician Ever IKR XD

    • @Heartbag
      @Heartbag 8 месяцев назад +1

      Alastor once said:LETS BE GAY

  • @saucetardy4486
    @saucetardy4486 4 года назад +2015

    "I'm sorry but are you gay?"
    "yes?!?"
    " you can't take that on the trip please, put in the bag"
    " there seems to be a problem here, IM TOO GAYYYY"

    • @ALLURISTIC
      @ALLURISTIC 4 года назад +10

      This is relatable bc I'm so gay that my friends are like CSN YOU STOP BEONG GAY FOR FIVE SECONDS!? and then I say LETS GOOO and then they just like NO GO BACK

    • @jinjjaninja
      @jinjjaninja 4 года назад +5

      I am ur thousand like.... make me feel important 😳👉👈

    • @toralullaby1064
      @toralullaby1064 4 года назад +1

      I Like Boys by Todrick Hall plays in the background

    • @Monarchy.
      @Monarchy. 4 года назад

      999th comment :P

    • @queerpossum6484
      @queerpossum6484 4 года назад +2

      *IM TOO GAY TwWwOOoO*

  • @Vivid_787
    @Vivid_787 6 месяцев назад +36

    5:58 Narrator: Homosexual people always have to be the best in media
    Me: Starts rapidly listing Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters

    • @R0S3S-fr4xt
      @R0S3S-fr4xt 5 месяцев назад +1

      THAT WAS ME IN MY HEAD-

    • @Mexican_Criminal
      @Mexican_Criminal 4 месяца назад +2

      Yesss

    • @autisticTreadmilleater
      @autisticTreadmilleater 19 дней назад

      you might as well be helping the narrator's case lmaooo

    • @autisticTreadmilleater
      @autisticTreadmilleater 19 дней назад

      all the dialogue in those shows is
      "Oh Yeah? well Fuck you, Buddy."
      "Suck my Cock! Kid!"
      "I'm gonna Rape You dude"
      "That's funny, I don't Fucking remember asking. Bub."

  • @plantmage9850
    @plantmage9850 4 года назад +5557

    "You can't take it with you"
    "Money?"
    "No, gayness."

  • @erinkeyes3650
    @erinkeyes3650 4 года назад +5249

    Being straight and saying gay people shouldn't be allowed to marry is the same as being on a diet and saying everyone else shouldn't eat cake as well ( does that make sense? )

    • @beehumble3621
      @beehumble3621 4 года назад +310

      Or forbidding everyone to eat chocolate even though you don't even like it

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 4 года назад +65

      Banning people from getting a cake with the name “ karen” on it because you don’t like it

    • @charkatslife
      @charkatslife 4 года назад +34

      yeah basically except not eating cake is a good thing and a choice

    • @woofwoof1134
      @woofwoof1134 4 года назад +16

      My mom did that lol I cant eat cookies now 😭

    • @fatboy8231
      @fatboy8231 4 года назад

      No bubba

  • @lunadaki1694
    @lunadaki1694 Год назад +2137

    I’m pansexual and my mom actually told me “Well because you like all genders you can choose to be straight because you just got to ignore the girls.” It’s giving “Just put your gay in a bag.”💀

    • @Starstruck930
      @Starstruck930 Год назад +28

      oh

    • @nomnom5033
      @nomnom5033 Год назад +16

      props to ur mom

    • @Starstruck930
      @Starstruck930 Год назад +44

      mum of the year award

    • @nomnom5033
      @nomnom5033 Год назад +15

      @Emily_4567 Pfft haha

    • @idkthidwmfl_lizok
      @idkthidwmfl_lizok Год назад +76

      My God, you people actually come out to your parents?? Like, I'm scared af to do so, how do you even find the courage to come out to them.. For me you guys are just heroes tbh, haha

  • @3enn7
    @3enn7 7 месяцев назад +25

    Idk why this showed up on my fyp after 7 years but all I can say is that it showed up TOO DAMN LATE

  • @lizc.7436
    @lizc.7436 5 лет назад +8852

    *We don’t spill the tea when it comes to intolerance honey,*
    *_we throw the goddamn cup_*

    • @lyla5434
      @lyla5434 5 лет назад +23

      Natalie King yasss

    • @NoName-ni3dl
      @NoName-ni3dl 5 лет назад +76

      Natalie King no we drop it at the metal detector

    • @thatdumbbitch4347
      @thatdumbbitch4347 5 лет назад +40

      Oh shit another pansexual person, I never see tha t

    • @nonbinarycookie4934
      @nonbinarycookie4934 5 лет назад +41

      And then I throw the chair at all homophobes

    • @anonymszszszszszs8064
      @anonymszszszszszs8064 5 лет назад +23

      I don't throw the cup. I take out my secret knife!😈 Just kidding, but you get the picture.

  • @kalimitchell8187
    @kalimitchell8187 3 года назад +1749

    gay people aloud to get married:
    homophopic people: mY fReEdOm is tAkEN aWAy

    • @Mxllaxx
      @Mxllaxx 3 года назад +12

      I just dont get WHICH FUCKING FREEDOM YOU CAN STILL MARRY BITCH😂

    • @Based_Thinker
      @Based_Thinker 3 года назад +14

      @missxbarbie Can you somehow do my english exam for me ?

    • @nolosabia8431
      @nolosabia8431 3 года назад +1

      niggrfigtyifyfdersrstigihiimij
      no se que comentar porque no se ingles :,(

    • @justnoone611
      @justnoone611 3 года назад +27

      I cAnT bE fReE beCauSe tHey aRe

    • @nolosabia8431
      @nolosabia8431 3 года назад +3

      @@justnoone611 no se amigo, no lo sé

  • @barelyuseful_bucket9948
    @barelyuseful_bucket9948 6 лет назад +2693

    We don’t spill tea when It comes to intolerance hunny,
    We throw the god damn cup.
    The greatest sentence ever said in history ever😂😂

    • @helenthewatermelon5403
      @helenthewatermelon5403 6 лет назад +11

      XxSuper _NovaxX I know right the second I read it I was just like "YAAASSSSSSSS

    • @goldfishhandsanitizer144
      @goldfishhandsanitizer144 6 лет назад +10

      XxSuper _NovaxX Do we throw it in the ocean?? (Ok history reference...im sorry)

    • @barelyuseful_bucket9948
      @barelyuseful_bucket9948 6 лет назад +3

      AdventureKitty459 ...I’m confused?

    • @goldfishhandsanitizer144
      @goldfishhandsanitizer144 6 лет назад +3

      XxSuper _NovaxX boston tea party in the american revolution....americans threw allll the tea in the sea because they would be taxed for the tea.... ;-; sorry 😐

    • @barelyuseful_bucket9948
      @barelyuseful_bucket9948 6 лет назад +3

      AdventureKitty459 Oooohh HAHAHA😂😂😂

  • @kairosclerii_
    @kairosclerii_ 4 месяца назад +9

    I BLINKED AND THIS VIDEO BECAME SEVEN YEARS OLD DAMN

  • @gumibearz
    @gumibearz 4 года назад +2725

    If marriage is so sacred maybe y’all should stop getting divorced. Just a thought Karen.😘

  • @claude8783
    @claude8783 3 года назад +2944

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not me:
    Not you:
    Not Trans people:
    Not Gay people:
    The dude in the commercial: *pressed because gay people are dressed stylish in tv*

    • @bird_beanz
      @bird_beanz 3 года назад +88

      It's not our fault we have better fashion sense lol

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 3 года назад +35

      @@bird_beanz damn straight *I say in sweat pants and a sweater*

    • @twin2day647
      @twin2day647 3 года назад +32

      omg im straight but . . . bruh . . . he fr making straight ppl look bad that is one of the dumbest sentences ive ever heard yo. . .

    • @bird_beanz
      @bird_beanz 3 года назад +2

      @@babyfaceweeb8937 same

    • @b.d6642
      @b.d6642 3 года назад +2

      @@bird_beanz I'm straight and jealous of how Richard O'Brien's (gay writer who wrote the rocky horror show) fashion sense

  • @HurricaneKevin7
    @HurricaneKevin7 7 лет назад +11472

    *"We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance honey, we throw the goddamn cup"*

    • @azurian5564
      @azurian5564 7 лет назад +187

      HurricaneKevin7 I need to throw that cup my family,I'm too gay for homophobia

    • @skybuchan1270
      @skybuchan1270 7 лет назад +98

      I need a lot of cups

    • @lukewarmlava7919
      @lukewarmlava7919 7 лет назад +40

      HurricaneKevin7 ikr I died at that

    • @sophiav39
      @sophiav39 7 лет назад +53

      Can I have this engraved on my tombstone when I die pls!

    • @lukewarmlava7919
      @lukewarmlava7919 7 лет назад +14

      Sophia Villarreyna yes. Me too

  • @alliii-cq5tp
    @alliii-cq5tp 7 месяцев назад +3

    the way he js keeps adding *water* to his tea likeee 😭
    btw im jealous of ur eyelashesss

  • @Crawlingdreams418
    @Crawlingdreams418 4 года назад +13883

    "obama is trying to force gay marriage". she sounds like she's talking about someone being brutally slaughtered, lmao

    • @moiki4893
      @moiki4893 4 года назад +417

      1435: "Hunny, the queen is forcing people's head into guilotines because they disagreed with her. I'm afraid!"
      2020: Hunny, Obama is forcing gay marriage upon us!"

    • @capturesintime639
      @capturesintime639 4 года назад +36

      sis ya spoke too soon lmao

    • @hk-zx7kl
      @hk-zx7kl 4 года назад +5

      Excuse me?

    • @crazyleber0185
      @crazyleber0185 4 года назад +5

      😂

    • @abbyp5900
      @abbyp5900 4 года назад +6

      kiana kkk ?

  • @rinblue269
    @rinblue269 5 лет назад +2771

    We don’t spill tea when it comes to intolerance honey.
    We throw the god damn cup

  • @blintzypumpkin1207
    @blintzypumpkin1207 4 года назад +6419

    Me: -raised by my grandma
    My grandma: homophobic, transphobic and racist
    Me: somehow is trans, pansexual and has a nonbinary black lover

  • @rainbowville826
    @rainbowville826 Месяц назад +3

    “ Put it in the bag and drop it before the metal detector” Will be a famous quote that I will use from now on

  • @levachan5610
    @levachan5610 3 года назад +681

    “Who got TIME for homophobia like this?!”
    relatable.

    • @cherriipi107
      @cherriipi107 2 года назад +4

      Leviiiiiiiiii!!

    • @dianakovacs8383
      @dianakovacs8383 2 года назад

      Leviathan

    • @odd6152
      @odd6152 2 года назад

      Levi!

    • @L3m0nah
      @L3m0nah 2 года назад

      I do, because these bitches really decide to hate on gays ...and I mean, look at them-

    • @you.got.gapped.racing44
      @you.got.gapped.racing44 2 года назад

      @leet man hey fellow Muslim ☪️🕋, and btw, islam hates homosexuality and the concept of lgbtq, they can’t make babies

  • @ender1719
    @ender1719 4 года назад +434

    "they are forcing gay mirage on this country"
    "Mmm I am so sorry for you struggles" as he jazzed up his coffee

  • @astrocomet5100
    @astrocomet5100 3 года назад +1269

    "The gays are never drunks"
    *looks at Klaus from umbrella Academy* you gotta step up your game-

    • @helios6521
      @helios6521 3 года назад +32

      also MacDoesIt: *pours shots into his cup*

    • @Wonlover1610
      @Wonlover1610 3 года назад +43

      Klaus was the definition of gay icon ngl

    • @vaayuri
      @vaayuri 3 года назад +6

      EXACTLY

    • @joslindarling2818
      @joslindarling2818 3 года назад +17

      Klaus is a Pansexual KING 👑

    • @jadesimp3506
      @jadesimp3506 2 года назад

      @@joslindarling2818 isn't he just gay?

  • @mia-ef1dq
    @mia-ef1dq 7 месяцев назад +13

    gotta love how he puts shots in his tea every time it gets worse

  • @alexlee8353
    @alexlee8353 6 лет назад +705

    "Can I stuff my blackness into a bag and drop it? GIVE ME PRIVILEGE!"
    - MacDoesIt
    (That almost made me cry).

  • @Rampage-ei7rq
    @Rampage-ei7rq 4 года назад +3949

    Damn, I’m religious but I really support everyone because like who cares if we’re not the same, we are still humans

  • @kacihernandez-sierra7792
    @kacihernandez-sierra7792 7 лет назад +7993

    I'm a lesbian, I'm left handed, I have loads of moles on my skin and I have 3 cats... jesus I would terrify people of the 16th century

    • @breadgirl8093
      @breadgirl8093 7 лет назад +94

      Kaci hernandez-sierra SAME

    • @mollyCat2019
      @mollyCat2019 7 лет назад +476

      I'm a lesbian, lazy, suck at cleaning, don't wear skirts or dresses and can't cook or bake worth shit. I'd be a scary ass monster back then too 😂

    • @Steampunk_Ocelot
      @Steampunk_Ocelot 7 лет назад +273

      I'm asexual,intelligent,left handed and a passive feminist(not the kind that screams at men)...I terrify people now

    • @kacihernandez-sierra7792
      @kacihernandez-sierra7792 7 лет назад +73

      Molly The Fabulous I'm also extremely lazy and can't cook more than a fried egg on toast :)

    • @m.2567
      @m.2567 7 лет назад +39

      Kaci hernandez-sierra we could take over the 16th century is what

  • @SaltySa1tee
    @SaltySa1tee 20 дней назад +5

    Why I'm seeing this 7 years later? no clue am I glad that I did? absolutely.

  • @amongusfan1998
    @amongusfan1998 4 года назад +12717

    Homophobic mom: hey clean your room
    Son: no, that’s gay
    Mom:*sweats*

  • @bluestar2619
    @bluestar2619 6 лет назад +1216

    "We don't spill tea when It comes to intolerance, we _throw the goddam cup_ "
    ...i'm dead

  • @kelwel3
    @kelwel3 3 года назад +18345

    the woman is only stressed cause she knows her husband is going to leave her for a man lmaoo

    • @dahyun1036
      @dahyun1036 3 года назад +324

      Lmaooo imagine 😂😂

    • @Biomage
      @Biomage 3 года назад +122

      Love the profile picture!

    • @lavenderrbooks
      @lavenderrbooks 3 года назад +57

      Great pfp

    • @lem0n_m0on
      @lem0n_m0on 3 года назад +42

      yassss!! I love your pfp

    • @rthanson7483
      @rthanson7483 3 года назад +31

      True 😂🤣😂
      Love your pfp btw! Gay pride!

  • @Wandsich
    @Wandsich 7 месяцев назад +20

    Fun fact: some penguins are homosexual

    • @theseer5
      @theseer5 7 месяцев назад

      Another fun fact: penguins practice prostitution and use cool rocks as payment

  • @beacolloquial
    @beacolloquial 4 года назад +1362

    "we don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance honey"
    *"we throw the goddamn cup"*

    • @ewqwebabandoningship6026
      @ewqwebabandoningship6026 4 года назад +8

      but if you throw the cup then the tea would also spill...

    • @matiroy28
      @matiroy28 4 года назад +7

      just here to chat on live I think that that’s the point, it’s still gonna spill but like, more aggressively

    • @ewqwebabandoningship6026
      @ewqwebabandoningship6026 4 года назад

      it would spill just as aggressively as before

    • @matiroy28
      @matiroy28 4 года назад +3

      just here to chat on live not really tho
      if you throw the whole cup then the tea just gonna go everywhere
      *and I mean everywhere*
      but if you spill the tea, then it’ll just slowly move and not really go anywhere depending on the surface it’s on

    • @ewqwebabandoningship6026
      @ewqwebabandoningship6026 4 года назад

      Mati R
      tip the whole thing upsidedown and you have one hell of a mess

  • @jun1purr889
    @jun1purr889 4 года назад +464

    "We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance... We throw the goddamn cup"
    I connected to this statement on a spiritual level

  • @mac13901
    @mac13901 3 года назад +1993

    me at my moms: **gay is out of the bag**
    me at my dads: **frantically shoving gay back in bag**

    • @chaoticchuuyastan5912
      @chaoticchuuyastan5912 3 года назад +79

      The relatableness in this comment is *ASTRONOMICAL* omg thanks for these likesss

    • @Camii_8
      @Camii_8 3 года назад +8

      @@chaoticchuuyastan5912 LOL

    • @chibmat7343
      @chibmat7343 3 года назад +11

      BITCH SAME

    • @yung_freaks
      @yung_freaks 3 года назад +29

      SAMEEEE
      except when Dad leaves for work me and my brother are full rainbow around our aunt, uncle, mom, cousins, grandma, and even the cats😂

    • @davidstewart1757
      @davidstewart1757 3 года назад +12

      Wait, maybe I’m stupid (entirely possible lol), but are you saying that you hide the fact that you’re gay in front of your dad? If so, that’s sad. I’m not gay, but I can’t imagine hiding something like that from my parents. People are intolerant about the stupidest things. smh I don’t get it.

  • @Ur.local.nonbinary_pan
    @Ur.local.nonbinary_pan 28 дней назад +2

    "It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not" Is a quote that I've seen somewhere and use a lot now :)

  • @noextrai
    @noextrai 4 года назад +6614

    "I'm sitting on my coffee table."

  • @zeepzorpflorp
    @zeepzorpflorp 3 года назад +6436

    "if you're gay, just date the opposite gender!"
    if ur having an asthma attack just breathe

    • @Andreaa_-_
      @Andreaa_-_ 3 года назад +375

      Yeah, and if you are having a panic attack just calm.

    • @_cl0udieT3arz_
      @_cl0udieT3arz_ 3 года назад +219

      LMAOOOOO I HAVE ASTHMA AND I BURSTED AT THIS

    • @Mioisasleep
      @Mioisasleep 3 года назад +229

      If you don’t remember something, just remember it

    • @pz2951
      @pz2951 3 года назад +229

      If your dying, just live.

    • @takamiine
      @takamiine 3 года назад +57

      @@_cl0udieT3arz_ I hope ur doing okay !! :(

  • @张瑞娜-s2h
    @张瑞娜-s2h 4 года назад +3673

    No one:
    No one at all:
    The metal detector in 2030: stop putting your gay bags in me

    • @sloppyjoe29
      @sloppyjoe29 4 года назад +61

      That sentence is weird and another emotion that hasn't been scientifically discovered yet

    • @mage_no_title
      @mage_no_title 4 года назад +8

      @@saturndoodles8118 wait for it...

    • @janetmissjacksonifyourenas2904
      @janetmissjacksonifyourenas2904 4 года назад +2

      你是中國人嗎?

    • @stobit6040
      @stobit6040 4 года назад +3

      Nice profile pic (sry)

    • @hewoderpo8288
      @hewoderpo8288 4 года назад +4

      That sounds soo gross😂😂😂

  • @tuncyagc8445
    @tuncyagc8445 4 месяца назад +3

    "Because gay people are getting married, some people just lose their freedom to be intolerant." This is the most accurate thing I've heard in my entire life. Thank you for cheering me up. 😁

  • @sahana6693
    @sahana6693 5 лет назад +3957

    Daughter: im lesbian
    Dad: okay
    Second Daughter: im lesbian
    Dad: okay does anyone like men here?
    Son: I do
    I give credits to the original comedian who came up with this

  • @emmabobaly3261
    @emmabobaly3261 5 лет назад +389

    Okay but
    *Drips vodka into a cup of tea* 'Hmm I am so sorry for your struggles' is the most relatable and the best thing I've seen recently

  • @bruhimsuchawafflerlol
    @bruhimsuchawafflerlol 2 года назад +5726

    “If you’re gay, just date someone the opposite gender”
    if you’re dying just live
    if you’re sleeping just wake up
    if you’re crying just stop being sad
    if you’re dead just be alive

    • @plaguedoctor3
      @plaguedoctor3 2 года назад

      Bruh qhat the fuck are your points being gay and dying are 2 different thing. One you can't stop at all.

    • @XxsalemkatxX
      @XxsalemkatxX 2 года назад +547

      if you have cancer, just be healthy

    • @bruhimsuchawafflerlol
      @bruhimsuchawafflerlol 2 года назад +96

      @@XxsalemkatxX 😭👍

    • @MyNameIsDeezSir
      @MyNameIsDeezSir 2 года назад +337

      if your homeless, just get a home
      if your unemployed, just get a job
      if your poor, just be rich
      if your hurt, just heal
      if your deaf, just hear
      if your mute, just talk
      if your blind, just see
      if your in a wheelchair, just get up and walk

    • @Idkkk320
      @Idkkk320 2 года назад +192

      If you are allergic to peanuts, just eat peanut butter
      If your friends are fake, tell them not to be
      If you hate someone, just love them

  • @I_Give_Up_14
    @I_Give_Up_14 4 месяца назад +7

    "If you're gay, date the other gender."
    If you're having a mental breakdown, just stop-

  • @darkfeatherwilkinson8736
    @darkfeatherwilkinson8736 3 года назад +4271

    Me being bi:
    I guess I’ll put the half gay into a bag..

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 6 лет назад +3371

    "We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance honey, we throw the goddamn cup."
    😂

  • @buntabearriverdog
    @buntabearriverdog 7 месяцев назад +3

    2 minutes into ur video and u just make me happy. without sounding weird u just have such a fun vibe and energy lol I love it

  • @aloneabovearagingsea
    @aloneabovearagingsea 3 года назад +1998

    "If you're gay, just date the opposite gender!"
    "If you're short, just get taller!"

    • @feenicks__
      @feenicks__ 3 года назад +30

      I swear, my friends expect me to get taller- like they’re about 5 inches taller and it makes me mad- But good point

    • @mathewevanora9855
      @mathewevanora9855 3 года назад +11

      I have a very tall friend who said that to me one day, now she just say "you will grow up..."
      Yes, sure...

    • @exGio
      @exGio 3 года назад +23

      Puberty: allow me to introduce myself

    • @aloneabovearagingsea
      @aloneabovearagingsea 3 года назад +5

      @@exGio BAHAHA

    • @mathewevanora9855
      @mathewevanora9855 3 года назад +9

      @@exGio If only...
      XD

  • @powerkoala6678
    @powerkoala6678 3 года назад +7233

    Me then: *being a young tomboy*
    My mom: "Can you just like girly stuff?"
    Me now: *likes girls*
    My mom: "Wait that's not what I meant-"

    • @Bom.3d
      @Bom.3d 3 года назад +248

      Exactly how it went

    • @mimimaya3054
      @mimimaya3054 3 года назад +38

      Dry

    • @iz_bizz2010
      @iz_bizz2010 3 года назад +83

      AHAHA YES

    • @elisaquintana1588
      @elisaquintana1588 3 года назад +80

      What what let me remember how to breath real quick

    • @vanilla5039
      @vanilla5039 3 года назад +78

      Boi I was eating ice and now I just dropped it and it's all over the floor 😔

  • @sashaconant7836
    @sashaconant7836 3 года назад +1501

    Me a lesbian watching this video:
    “I AM A HURRICANE and shopping for a bag.”

    • @gamesplussomerandomartanda4762
      @gamesplussomerandomartanda4762 3 года назад +13

      Hey can I help maybe you are looking for these🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

    • @joannamin1759
      @joannamin1759 3 года назад +11

      Here 👜 or 🎒 or maybe 👝

    • @ur_transbrother9645
      @ur_transbrother9645 3 года назад +6

      Why hello fellow lesbian

    • @CLOUDY_KRANE
      @CLOUDY_KRANE 3 года назад +2

      Me crying over because I can't find or think theirs a bisexual flag emoji

    • @KU5U0
      @KU5U0 3 года назад +1

      How do you know what you are?

  • @jakemanzi1203
    @jakemanzi1203 7 месяцев назад +3

    This video is the first video of yours that I have ever seen and I can’t stop laughing! You are so funny!

  • @cupcakx-7199
    @cupcakx-7199 5 лет назад +2100

    “We don’t spill tea... we throw the godamn cup.”
    I’m dead

    • @chaosstoneenjoyer7
      @chaosstoneenjoyer7 5 лет назад +12

      Lmaooo
      XD
      *Throws cup*
      Wait
      THATS MY GOOD ONE
      *cries in gay*

    • @aidanhall8935
      @aidanhall8935 5 лет назад +7

      I'm bisexual, can I still throw the cup?

    • @mctragicomedy6737
      @mctragicomedy6737 5 лет назад +7

      I can throw all the god damn homophobes over a cliff in that same ass cup bro lol

    • @pokehunter6467
      @pokehunter6467 5 лет назад +5

      @@mctragicomedy6737 Now that's one powerful cup

    • @mctragicomedy6737
      @mctragicomedy6737 5 лет назад +3

      Poke Hunter ikr lol

  • @ChickenNugget-wq3vz
    @ChickenNugget-wq3vz 3 года назад +14175

    "If you're gay then just date the opposite gender"
    "If you're short just get taller"
    "If you're dying just live"
    "If your black just be white"
    "If you're single get someone who will love you for you"

    • @tjohnstonbawden
      @tjohnstonbawden 3 года назад +851

      dont forget if you are skinny cause of your fast metabolism just eat!!!!!!

    • @ChickenNugget-wq3vz
      @ChickenNugget-wq3vz 3 года назад +349

      And If you like Video games just go and read a book

    • @GrapeSodaPop-k7h
      @GrapeSodaPop-k7h 3 года назад +428

      If you are dumb just be smart! If you are sad then be happy!

    • @drawingislife_09
      @drawingislife_09 3 года назад +165

      Me on the last one: Okie! **Grabs the same gender as me** There! Done! ^^

    • @user-vt3qw5ql8b
      @user-vt3qw5ql8b 3 года назад +9

      @@sour_lemonz8578 jeez calm the fuck down

  • @MORAL.OREL.OFFICIAL.CEO.
    @MORAL.OREL.OFFICIAL.CEO. Год назад +3730

    Okay I’m a lesbian and yesterday the Jehovah’s witnesses came to my door and started knocking, my mom was gone so I just screamed out the window.
    “IM A LESBIAN” and started making demonic noises and they screamed back “it’s okay we can help you come to our church ------“ it was the funniest shit

    • @gokairedwillcipher
      @gokairedwillcipher Год назад +261

      Doing the Greek Gods work XD

    • @Pandamanda101
      @Pandamanda101 Год назад +282

      HELPP THIS IS SO FUNNY YOU GO GIRL 😭😭

    • @Emilysnow2
      @Emilysnow2 Год назад +299

      😂😂 I had 2 male Jehovah witnesses (who were around my age) came to my door multiple times and my bisexual self was trying to decide if they were cute or not.

    • @Xx_EpicCockGamer9000_xX
      @Xx_EpicCockGamer9000_xX Год назад +30

      Oh

    • @Urskek
      @Urskek Год назад +92

      ​​​@@Emilysnow2Were they cute?

  • @LiaScamander
    @LiaScamander 4 месяца назад +4

    “Mmm, I am so sorry for your struggles💅💅.”
    **Proceeds to pour water into mug.**

  • @ladyequinox4758
    @ladyequinox4758 4 года назад +1297

    How does being gay take away someone else's freedom?

    • @Talonistrying
      @Talonistrying 4 года назад +102

      It doesn't, homophobes are just a few stripes short of a full rainbow if you know what I mean

    • @pedroLB30
      @pedroLB30 4 года назад +28

      You know, they are many people who are just thinking about God and I'm pretty sure that the marriage wasn't created by Jéhovah...
      But do not worry cuz anyone has time for intolerance coming from stupid people

    • @multifanderisverycrafty
      @multifanderisverycrafty 4 года назад +21

      They lose the freedom to be hateful. Idk.

    • @Jerry-gt6ij
      @Jerry-gt6ij 4 года назад +1

      @@pedroLB30 Marriage was created by Jehovah-

    • @Jerry-gt6ij
      @Jerry-gt6ij 4 года назад +1

      It won't take away your freedom yet. In the future paradise it would, and you would not me there if you stay in the LGBTQ+ community.

  • @shroomi3778
    @shroomi3778 4 года назад +694

    “ I dIdNt hAVe tIME tO fIniSh cAlEbs face”
    What she meant to say is “ Caleb doesn’t deserve a face

    • @222_mp
      @222_mp 4 года назад +7

      Lmaoo

    • @mrsc3312
      @mrsc3312 4 года назад +24

      He doesn't deserve a face because hes a homophobe

    • @callmehsashyt2155
      @callmehsashyt2155 4 года назад +3

      MrsC yass

    • @soph_333
      @soph_333 4 года назад +10

      That was me as a kid when my brother was born

    • @thebetterfoodtheory
      @thebetterfoodtheory 4 года назад +2

      Caleb doesn’t deserve a face, because he’s a homophobe.

  • @laurenk9173
    @laurenk9173 3 года назад +779

    My favorite thing about the first video is that they're basically saying that we're allowed to be gay as long as we stop being gay right before we go to heaven 😂

    • @dankestduck6581
      @dankestduck6581 3 года назад +4

      Yeah thats not true

    • @dankestduck6581
      @dankestduck6581 3 года назад +16

      You can still be gay and go to heaven for spreading the gospel

    • @dankestduck6581
      @dankestduck6581 3 года назад +5

      Im not sure why the add said that, now people think you cant go to heaven if you are gay

    • @tallestpurple4822
      @tallestpurple4822 3 года назад +37

      I was thinking, how god knows if someone is gay? Like this?:
      A guy going to heaven:
      God: AGAYGUYSAYSWHAT
      The guy: what
      God: HAHA I GOT YOU. Now put all the gayness in the bag.

    • @Changbins_wifey1944
      @Changbins_wifey1944 3 года назад +3

      I'm a witness and it's not talking about Haven

  • @Lillywithatail
    @Lillywithatail 28 дней назад +3

    This video makes its way back on my fyp evry 2+ months

  • @alexaclawsister
    @alexaclawsister 3 года назад +858

    “What kind of bag are you gonna put your stuff into?”
    *A rainbow one.*

    • @lovesomenati
      @lovesomenati 3 года назад +16

      Under rated comment 😂

    • @farrahkay8271
      @farrahkay8271 3 года назад +8

      OMG YES! But- can you get me one tho? There is like no pride stuff that I have found

    • @alex-iu6rj
      @alex-iu6rj 3 года назад +6

      Holographic. Rainbow holo.

    • @NoviceNovelties
      @NoviceNovelties 3 года назад +1

      The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

    • @marijaa52
      @marijaa52 3 года назад +2

      PURRR QUEEN

  • @fives_286
    @fives_286 3 года назад +721

    “LeAvE yOuR gAyNeSs At ThE dOoR-“

    • @Moetron_V2
      @Moetron_V2 3 года назад +10

      B-but- I’ll miss my gay 🥺

    • @lylithslilac
      @lylithslilac 3 года назад +2

      @@Moetron_V2 Same 🥺

    • @orans_
      @orans_ 3 года назад +2

      What i do if im pan?

  • @katsukibakugou2871
    @katsukibakugou2871 5 лет назад +1456

    For those who say "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"
    Adam had an adam's apple, apple is co-founded by Steve Jobs....

  • @Toastlord-e4w
    @Toastlord-e4w Месяц назад

    Bro this is the first video I watched of this guy, the intro is all I need to love this channel XD
    P.S: hope your channel goes well

  • @wtfjackaboy
    @wtfjackaboy 4 года назад +678

    Airport security: You can't take your gay on the plane.
    Me: Ma'am this is my service gay.

  • @coffeeforjulia
    @coffeeforjulia 7 лет назад +433

    "Moral of the story is if you gay then leave it behind" I choked on my ice cream at this point omfg

    • @arno9480
      @arno9480 7 лет назад

      Ju Vu deju vu lol

    • @alexstevens9101
      @alexstevens9101 7 лет назад

      Jehovah's Witnesses are actually evil though if you research them.

  • @adrianmoriah6168
    @adrianmoriah6168 6 лет назад +792

    We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance, honey~
    We throw the goddamn cup.

    • @juno8923
      @juno8923 6 лет назад +6

      Microsoft Nerd I’m dead because I have a cup of tea. And I’m bi.

    • @TheBigCat420
      @TheBigCat420 6 лет назад +3

      We sip facts not tea ☕

    • @juno8923
      @juno8923 6 лет назад +1

      Golden Freddy 22 nice! You deserve a digital high five.

    • @TheBigCat420
      @TheBigCat420 6 лет назад +2

    • @juno8923
      @juno8923 6 лет назад

      Golden Freddy 22

  • @CaliTheAnnoyingAbroGirl
    @CaliTheAnnoyingAbroGirl Месяц назад +5

    As someone who is Christian and pan/greysexual, some of those adds were REALLY stupid. (getting a lil religious) Love is love, the biggest message in the bible is to love everyone, so why are people hating on love?

  • @meadowrose2702
    @meadowrose2702 5 лет назад +794

    "We don't spill tea... we throw the goddang cup."
    I DIED

  • @hiyabshitaye7071
    @hiyabshitaye7071 3 года назад +11418

    "if ur gay, just date the opposite gender!"
    If ur depressed just be happy

    • @koukoyo
      @koukoyo 3 года назад +337

      As someone depressed someone just told me that-

    • @koukoyo
      @koukoyo 3 года назад +69

      @@tytythegirl nah fam, its fine

    • @OriginaName-ml5yd
      @OriginaName-ml5yd 3 года назад +418

      If you're homeless just buy a house🙄

    • @tytythegirl
      @tytythegirl 3 года назад +375

      If you're broke just be rich 😐

    • @haydenhensgen
      @haydenhensgen 3 года назад +61

      If you are stupid, then go to school

  • @karaflynn53
    @karaflynn53 5 лет назад +1891

    “This woman’s so stressed out by the gays”
    😂😂

    • @rileyhoughton5817
      @rileyhoughton5817 5 лет назад +3

      Who tf wouldn’t be they are ruining outright worlds

    • @Lonii04
      @Lonii04 5 лет назад +6

      @@rileyhoughton5817 wtf

    • @beccaolenik2382
      @beccaolenik2382 5 лет назад +9

      Riley Houghton do you need a doctor? I think you may have memory loss, 1990 was over 20 years ago

    • @Urrmum
      @Urrmum 5 лет назад

      Riley Houghton damn.. I thought it was plastic

    • @hadihussein44
      @hadihussein44 5 лет назад +2

      Are you blind, knew homosexuality is gay but like does it make you blind, that is not a woman, that is a black man. Pfft, noobs...

  • @snakesinhatsaremyreasontol6010
    @snakesinhatsaremyreasontol6010 29 дней назад +2

    Bro I'm seeing this in 2024 and loving it. I don't know where it came from but I'm not complaining.

  • @sleepy_neo7476
    @sleepy_neo7476 3 года назад +2253

    "If you're gay, love the opposite gender!"
    If you have insomnia, just sleep!

    • @keepmeinyourm1nd
      @keepmeinyourm1nd 3 года назад +83

      @𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓵𝔂𝓷𝓷 If your sad just be happy!

    • @cecile746
      @cecile746 3 года назад +55

      If people don’t like you just make people like you smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @ocean4879
      @ocean4879 3 года назад +8

      @@cecile746 I think ur pfp is very epic

    • @cecile746
      @cecile746 3 года назад +8

      @@ocean4879 Thanks

    • @ocean4879
      @ocean4879 3 года назад +5

      @@cecile746 np

  • @Sugar_sweet_hearts
    @Sugar_sweet_hearts 4 года назад +1222

    Him: * adds vodka to his tea *
    Him again: * adds 2 more shots of vodka *
    Me: *BRUH ADD MORE*
    Thanks for 1k likes ^^

    • @capylost
      @capylost 4 года назад +15

      mikasa todoroki 2 shots of vodka

    • @misakimei8715
      @misakimei8715 4 года назад +19

      Shit ! I thought it was water xD

    • @llcmr
      @llcmr 4 года назад +14

      *tWo shOtS Of vOdkA…*

    • @bonnieparkerblack
      @bonnieparkerblack 4 года назад +12

      don't be shy, put some more

    • @skeletonfather5001
      @skeletonfather5001 4 года назад +7

      *Two shots of vodka, then one--*

  • @suha.14
    @suha.14 3 года назад +2317

    “If you’re gay, just date the opposite gender!”
    “If you’re depressed, just be happy!”

    • @zyrexnotpyrex3205
      @zyrexnotpyrex3205 3 года назад +11

      Waittttt i am trans female am i still gay i mean i am lesbian buttt

    • @Talashazuwu
      @Talashazuwu 3 года назад +13

      @@zyrexnotpyrex3205
      So you’re a trans woman, and you’re a lesbian?
      I’m kinda confused at what you’re asking haha.
      If you’re a woman who likes women, then yes, you are gay. :3

    • @COVID-19nBubonicPlague
      @COVID-19nBubonicPlague 3 года назад +35

      "if you have Adhd, just pay attention!
      "If your anorexic, just eat!"
      "If your dyslexic, just read!"
      "If your have ptsd just dont be traumatised"
      "If your homeless just buy a house!"

    • @Deadman7600.
      @Deadman7600. 3 года назад +6

      “If you’re homeless, just buy a house”

    • @what3954
      @what3954 3 года назад +2

      Lmao my mother says both of those things to me.

  • @bryonhahn1850
    @bryonhahn1850 7 месяцев назад +3

    Me: Dad I'm gay..
    My Dad: Cool.
    Me: Dad, I don't think you get it. I'm gay!
    My Dad: I know old but I'm not deaf, I don't care you do you.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Me: Mom, I- I think I'm gay.
    My Mom: YOU ARE WHAT-
    My Dad: What's going on?
    My Mom: YOUR SONS GAY
    My Dad: I know? He told me like- 6 years age.
    😒 I think this conversation is going *cough* ✨Divorce✨ *cough*