The Olympic Ticket Scalper with Sir Patrick Stewart, Ryan Lochte, Simon Pegg & Maisie Williams

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2012
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    Sir Patrick Stewart stars as the Godfather of scalping tickets for the grandest event of them all....The 2012 London Olympics.
    See the original at: www.funnyordie.com/videos/2d26...
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  • @dustyfields6491
    @dustyfields6491 10 лет назад +106

    I love that Patrick Stewart has a prestigious theater career, and is still down to do things like this. That's the mark of an incredible actor in my book.

    • @niceguy60
      @niceguy60 6 лет назад +2

      He's head of the CIA you can't get degrading than that

    • @aartsvaderpronk3501
      @aartsvaderpronk3501 2 месяца назад

      🤢🤮🤮🤮

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 10 лет назад +197

    Patrick Stewart, Simon Pegg and Maisie Williams in one skit? How have I not heard of this before?!

    • @Cardinalbins
      @Cardinalbins 6 лет назад

      Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』
      Huh, Can you clear me up?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 лет назад

      I’m 5 years later and I’m also wondering!

    • @aartsvaderpronk3501
      @aartsvaderpronk3501 2 месяца назад

      🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @stottification
    @stottification 8 лет назад +165

    "When you send your heavy to beat up a major ticket holder with a paddy wacker that's called a murdering them." I haven't laughed that hard in years.

  • @themostdangerousProd
    @themostdangerousProd 8 лет назад +84

    What's great is that Simon Pegg is now in Star Wars so this is accurate.

    • @robertm4050
      @robertm4050 7 лет назад +7

      Apparently we are like the only 2 people that noticed, people only comment about the Lochte link. As soon as he said you were great in Star Wars I about pooped my pants. They can see the f'ing future!!!!!!!

    • @jomarabelguilas3945
      @jomarabelguilas3945 7 лет назад +4

      same thing came to me Simon Pegg is not in star wars but now he is. also Sir Patrick Stewart might have jokingly thought Simon Pegg in star trek but said star wars and Sir Patrick Stewart was also in Star Trek: The Next Generation

    • @klaxoncow
      @klaxoncow 6 лет назад +1

      +jomar guilas Yes, congratulations. You have understood the joke.

    • @passiveagressive4983
      @passiveagressive4983 4 года назад

      jomar guilas Simon Pegg follows J J Abrahams around like a puppy dog (in a cute way. JJ was a huge fan of Shaun of the Dead, hence the beginning of a beautiful relationship!)

  • @punkminkis
    @punkminkis 8 лет назад +170

    Look, Ryan Lochte wasn't lying,he DID get robbed!

  • @abeboy5433
    @abeboy5433 7 лет назад +62

    Patrick Stewart is such a good actor he sounded like a totally different person in this video.

    • @Meroveck
      @Meroveck 7 лет назад +7

      In my opinion the best actors are the ones you don't recognize from role to role!
      Example: Alan Tudyk!

  • @TwistedSynn
    @TwistedSynn 10 лет назад +14

    wow, Patrick, Maisie, and Pegg. That was epic.

  • @greatgrandpa4651
    @greatgrandpa4651 8 лет назад +26

    Patrick Stewart has come a long way from when we first met him in ST-TNG. It looks like he really enjoys playing off the wall characters.

    • @GroovingPict
      @GroovingPict 8 лет назад +2

      +GreatGrandpa Thats a joke, yes? You are taking the piss?

    • @eratoisyourmuse659
      @eratoisyourmuse659 7 лет назад +4

      GreatGrandpa Lol. Sir Patrick Stewart was/is a highly talented character and Shakespearean actor whose stage career spanned two decades BEFORE his role as Jean-Luc Picard. He has always been an amazing actor.

    • @greatgrandpa4651
      @greatgrandpa4651 7 лет назад +1

      GroovingPict Jeez. It's getting so you can't pay someone a compliment anymore without someone biting your head off.

    • @eratoisyourmuse659
      @eratoisyourmuse659 7 лет назад +3

      GreatGrandpa No offense meant, my friend. Just a little bit of education. :)

    • @greatgrandpa4651
      @greatgrandpa4651 7 лет назад +3

      Erato IsYourMuse What I originally meant was except for "Excalibur" most Americans had never seen Sir Patrick until ST-TNG came along. (And no offense taken.)

  • @DarkoneStudios
    @DarkoneStudios 9 лет назад +36

    only 192,642 views ONLY 192,642 VIEWS!? Didnt Stewart and Peggs awesomness break the internet or something?

    • @shekeib
      @shekeib 9 лет назад +7

      they put their videos up on the funnyordie website first, its got 1.3 million views on their site. They probably get more money that way.

    • @DarkoneStudios
      @DarkoneStudios 9 лет назад +2

      ***** thanks for telling me :D i was beginning to doubt everything i knew xD

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw Месяц назад

      How this has so few views is beyond me. This is brilliant!

  • @kadeshaderow
    @kadeshaderow 10 лет назад +28

    Man, Captain Picard's really fallen on hard times after he lost the Enterprise-D

  • @StarkIller-df7gw
    @StarkIller-df7gw Месяц назад +1

    I absolutely love it! You can see his having a blast doing this skit!
    His right into it, had me convinced he actually was scalping tickets! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JesusChrist-be9nb
    @JesusChrist-be9nb 9 лет назад +9

    Sir Patrick Stewart.....the greatest man who ever lived.

  • @Kirncaustic
    @Kirncaustic 6 лет назад +3

    Patrick Stewart, Simon Pegg and Maisie Williams is too much! Thank you so much for making my life complete!

  • @conorwade2535
    @conorwade2535 10 лет назад +40

    Looks like Ayra has replaced The Hound with Sir Patrick Stewart.

    • @brownblair98
      @brownblair98 6 лет назад +1

      Conor Wade Starship commander beats a knight anytime....

  • @robertm4050
    @robertm4050 7 лет назад +24

    Wow... They must have future vision! Lochte gets robbed and Pegg actually was in Star Wars a just a few years later. Mind Blown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @yetidynamics
    @yetidynamics 9 лет назад +12

    I have to watch this. .. like Once a month or so

  • @TheActionBastard
    @TheActionBastard 5 лет назад +4

    A piece of me will go with Sir Stewart when he departs this world... a big piece...

  • @khas246
    @khas246 8 лет назад +9

    i had no idea this existed till now - it's freaking brilliant! ah well, better l8 than never

  • @boobookittifukk
    @boobookittifukk 10 лет назад +1

    Sir Patrick Stewart + Simon Pegg = AWESOMENESS!!!!

  • @thephoenixxy
    @thephoenixxy 8 лет назад +27

    This is weirdly underrated. Only a little over 200k!? Laughed SO hard!

  • @TheScaryDo0r
    @TheScaryDo0r 9 лет назад +7

    I fucking died at simons face in the swimming hall

  • @yetidynamics
    @yetidynamics 4 года назад +2

    idk why this doesn't have more views.

  • @imfraeglasgow
    @imfraeglasgow 9 лет назад +13

    Cockney Patrick Stewart is hands down the best Patrick Stewart.

  • @xavierxrc
    @xavierxrc 12 лет назад +1

    I love Patrick Stewart; he's been old forever and he's still a boss

  • @Thunder213MMXI
    @Thunder213MMXI 7 лет назад +2

    This is hilarious, you guys should do more of these. Patrick Stewart could be scalping tickets for lots of things like football matches, the ballet, even his own plays and movies.

  • @TheScarletWing2490
    @TheScarletWing2490 7 лет назад +2

    This is the best thing I've seen in my life!

  • @TheBrainSquared
    @TheBrainSquared 7 лет назад +1

    How in the bloody hell did I ever miss this Gem!

  • @anthonyramey7917
    @anthonyramey7917 2 года назад +1

    Stewart gets cast so often to just be close to him self or close to other characters he has done. That makes this even better. That voice and accent is more acting than he gets a chance to do in most movies. And it was great

  • @GhengisJohn
    @GhengisJohn 7 лет назад +1

    So many lovable folks in one place.

  • @guttyxx
    @guttyxx 9 лет назад +6

    I'm not exactly sure what I just watched but I'm entirely sure it was fucking marvelous.

  • @t.k.9801
    @t.k.9801 3 месяца назад +2

    Those mutton chops are coming back in style
    👍😁😷
    Thanks Hugh Jackman & the legendary Sir Patrick Stewart 🤜🤛☺💘☺

  • @katiepersons6575
    @katiepersons6575 10 лет назад +19

    Captain Picard teams up with Arya Stark. Awesomeness happens.

  • @rjspear
    @rjspear 12 лет назад +1

    One of the best FunnyorDie skits.

  • @ethanalspencer7294
    @ethanalspencer7294 11 лет назад +1

    How this doesn't have a million views is beyond me.

  • @Kirncaustic
    @Kirncaustic 6 лет назад +1

    Patrick Stewart is my spirit animal!

  • @iflickuoff
    @iflickuoff 12 лет назад +1

    finally something funny. then again you put Sir Patrick Stewart and Simon Pegg together and your good to go

  • @Brock_Landers
    @Brock_Landers 6 лет назад +2

    I haven't laughed this hard in years over a comedy skit. Patrick Stewart...Jean Luc Pecard...lmao
    "That's called a murdering them"...lmao

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 5 лет назад +2

    I screamed when Maisie Williams appeared! Then I screamed again at Simon Pegg

    • @LGranthamsHeir
      @LGranthamsHeir 5 лет назад +2

      I screamed when Sir Patrick Stewart traded his captain's uniform for a bagman's uniform :)

  • @gorikuri
    @gorikuri 12 лет назад +1

    Hee hee hee Yeah... I agree, The whole reason I clicked on this was because he was in it. And Simon Pegg was an awesome bonus. ;-)

  • @communistjesus
    @communistjesus 10 лет назад +1

    I am NOT a HARDCORE star trek fan.. I like it, however, I am NOT hardcore.. This is where I saw Patrick for the first time.. He is such a great actor.. Just awesome..

  • @soulleskill
    @soulleskill 12 лет назад +1

    "No Idea how Simon Pegg has gotten here...*Buzzer sounds* And there off." LMAO Best part.

  • @batmanishere2093
    @batmanishere2093 10 лет назад +1

    HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS?!?!

  • @philipjfry1383
    @philipjfry1383 6 лет назад +1

    I see Patrick Stewart and I upvote.

  • @amidark6518
    @amidark6518 8 лет назад +3

    I love that they called out Patrick Stewart, lol But a simple no got him to shut up. That's how good he is.

  • @Sirsg
    @Sirsg 12 лет назад +1

    +100 Trekker points! Well done! ...and who doesn't love Maisie?

  • @music12332
    @music12332 11 лет назад +1

    Admit it. You just wanted to see Maisie Williams . . . but then they put her onscreen with Sir Patrick Stewart and everything went to AWESOME!!!! Also, last shot = I WISH THAT THEY COULD JUST TAKE OVER GAME OF THRONES TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SamuelLawson
    @SamuelLawson 11 лет назад +1

    Best Olympic Video ever!

  • @monkeybux
    @monkeybux 12 лет назад +1

    Best FoD yet!!

  • @Dfam2
    @Dfam2 11 лет назад +1

    Maisie Williams ,Simon Pegg and sir Patrick Stewart. Brilliant. Maisie = adorable.

  • @Y_N_K_888
    @Y_N_K_888 8 лет назад +14

    wait, HOW THE HELL did he know Pegg was in Star Wars all the way back in 2012?

  • @pdunton1767
    @pdunton1767 8 лет назад +1

    Filmed in a lane just off Mile End Road, I was in student accommodation and working at the Olympics and took some photos of the filming from what was meant to be a closed set. Had no idea then who Maisie Williams was.

  • @ComicBookGuy420
    @ComicBookGuy420 10 лет назад +5

    Patrick Stewart rules

  • @darronlockett9211
    @darronlockett9211 10 лет назад +23

    Patrick Stewart and Maisie Williams make a pretty good duo. Also what the hell kind of budget do these people have?

    • @conorwade2535
      @conorwade2535 10 лет назад +2

      Well, Will Ferrell and Adam McCay did create it. so there is alot financial backing.

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 9 лет назад +7

      Conor Wade And also a lot of connection-having. I don't think actors get paid much if anything for these-it's all for teh funnie

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw Месяц назад

      Budget what Budget! 😂🤣😂

  • @bobbycutts2111
    @bobbycutts2111 6 лет назад +2

    The jokes told in hyperbole that went on to 'actually' happen make this sketch better as the years go on

  • @billlowery1658
    @billlowery1658 10 лет назад +1

    Everything I miss about 90s TV

  • @lilpotayto
    @lilpotayto 11 лет назад +1

    That's Maisie Williams, one of the most talented teenage actresses on television.

  • @SkyeArrow222
    @SkyeArrow222 12 лет назад +1

    Funny or Die, You're doing it right!

  • @RYN988
    @RYN988 12 лет назад +1

    This is a fantastic one Funny or Die!
    You really outdid yourself this time!

  • @ItzTheMorten
    @ItzTheMorten 12 лет назад +1

    I can believe they got Sir Patrick Stewart to do this

  • @edmundnschrag
    @edmundnschrag 6 лет назад +1

    Greatest
    Of
    All
    Time

  • @BIackCadillac
    @BIackCadillac 7 лет назад +1

    That was incredible.

  • @chainz691
    @chainz691 4 года назад +2

    This is gold

  • @ivoreezm
    @ivoreezm 4 года назад +1

    WHYYY doesn't this video have more views!!?!?!?

  • @curbdancer2002
    @curbdancer2002 12 лет назад +1

    "Ohh Mr. Pegg, I think you were FUCKING MARVELOUS in Star Wars" Hahaha

  • @fredrika27
    @fredrika27 12 лет назад +1

    Priceless!

  • @LGranthamsHeir
    @LGranthamsHeir 3 года назад +1

    2:38 "Wait! You look very familiar to me! You're not Jean-Luc Picard, captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise, aren't you? Man, you've really fallen on hard times!"

  • @CameronIRL
    @CameronIRL 12 лет назад +1

    It's funny to see him in a role like this when he is SIR Patrick Stewart who was knighted because all the characters he portrays fight for the betterment of humanity.

  • @checkur20
    @checkur20 12 лет назад +1

    Wow, If you know anything about Simon Pegg, he is a huge Star Trek fan, so I'm sure being able to work with patrick stewart was like his dream come true

  • @mfmelendez
    @mfmelendez 12 лет назад +1

    This was amazing! Brilliantly done!!

  • @Kratos101i
    @Kratos101i 12 лет назад +1

    Best one I've seen

  • @andrewross7444
    @andrewross7444 8 лет назад

    I love how Lochte wore that shirt before the 200 medley final in London

  • @sexmagician222
    @sexmagician222 12 лет назад +1

    This was brilliant!

  • @wallysaruman
    @wallysaruman 10 лет назад

    Too much talent, together! XD It's like going to a drive-thru on a X-35B.

  • @marcziegenhain8420
    @marcziegenhain8420 6 лет назад +1

    Great line would've been: Stewart to Pegg: "You look like Scotty, but you're not the Scotty I've met."

    • @LGranthamsHeir
      @LGranthamsHeir 5 лет назад

      Pegg to Stewart: "You look and talk like Picard, but you're not the Picard I've met."

  • @pennylevel
    @pennylevel 12 лет назад

    Finally something thats as funny as between two ferns!

  • @WireW0lf
    @WireW0lf 12 лет назад +1

    BEST FUNNY OR DIE EVARRR!

  • @conquerorofbabylon
    @conquerorofbabylon 12 лет назад +1

    That was awesome.

  • @KimJansenn
    @KimJansenn 8 лет назад +1

    I love this

  • @Benable7
    @Benable7 12 лет назад +1

    That was amazing

  • @tomdhamkc5ilu
    @tomdhamkc5ilu 7 лет назад +1

    Excellent!

  • @Vometbomb
    @Vometbomb 7 лет назад +2

    Simon is looking pretty toned these days! I remember in Spaced when he had a beer guy and now he's nearly got a six pack!

    • @andrebrynkus2055
      @andrebrynkus2055 2 года назад

      He did say that after Hot Fuzz he was in the best shape of his life.

  • @Stoate
    @Stoate 8 лет назад +2

    wow it really did happen after all!!

  • @Krshwunk
    @Krshwunk 7 лет назад

    I didn't understand one word of this ... but it was awesome!

  • @chaintm
    @chaintm 11 лет назад

    love that one, good show!

  • @ickleronny
    @ickleronny 10 лет назад +1

    Ahahaha, the only time i hear Sir Patrick Stewart swear!

    • @Kredes41
      @Kredes41 6 лет назад

      You'll love Logan (2017) then...

  • @moms2398
    @moms2398 12 лет назад +1

    VERY FUNNY! Nicely done!

  • @Big_Klem
    @Big_Klem 12 лет назад +1

    This video is really good

  • @celix4n
    @celix4n 10 лет назад

    Been a while since I actually laughed at funny or Die

  • @jameslachance5252
    @jameslachance5252 4 года назад

    Love the artful dodger and Oliver twist take

  • @AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH
    @AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH 12 лет назад +1

    that was awesome =]

  • @ClunkyD
    @ClunkyD 12 лет назад

    Now this is what I call funny :D

  • @52766
    @52766 12 лет назад

    I wish that "Funny or Die" would rebrand themselves "Funny", scrap all the crap videos, and keep in gold like this video right here. Amazing :D

  • @RsHelpRSMV
    @RsHelpRSMV 12 лет назад +1

    Wow didn't know your videos were that good, subbed

  • @Grandtemplar1191
    @Grandtemplar1191 12 лет назад

    If it has Patrick Stewart in it, it never fails

  • @SilentShotGamer
    @SilentShotGamer 10 лет назад +1

    I did not expect that

  • @AxInTheWoods
    @AxInTheWoods 12 лет назад

    well done!!

  • @ieuanowen3952
    @ieuanowen3952 11 лет назад

    Winter. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Winchester

  • @silverpairaducks
    @silverpairaducks 12 лет назад

    He is brilliant

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu 11 лет назад

    Patrick Steward is awesome.

  • @IAntonyI
    @IAntonyI 12 лет назад

    Aww Maisie Williams, feels funny to see her dressed like that haha :D