Children's Theater Critic with Alfred Molina
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- Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2012
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Finally, one theater critic has the guts to tell children how bad they are at putting on plays.
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"Little orphan Annie, as performed by Jenny Mason, age 7, really deserved to be an orphan, given this performance." Savage.
crying with laughter all the way through this
Oof!
Can we begin to handle the word "Savage" appropriately? Pffff
That smirk tho😂
@Miles Doyle what the hell?
This is hilarious, but I think it’s important that people know Alfred Molina is a genuinely kind awesome guy. When I was 13 my family went to New York and we saw him in Fiddler on the Roof on Broadway. Molinas performance was incredible, but it’s what he did after the show that stuck with me. My twin brother is on the autism spectrum, and sometimes has a hard time identifying with people. But he learned every word to every song in that play before we saw it, and he sang along during the entire performance. At the end of the show, when the cast took their bows, when they all walked off stage, Alfred Molina made eye contact with my brother and I and waved to us. Even our dad said there was no doubt who that wave was meant for. We left the theater and happened to find out when the cast exited the building and would sometimes give autographs. We went to the door, and after about 15 minutes of waiting, Alfred came out, saw my brother and walked right over to us. He told my brother that he’d been watching him all night and that my bro had known all the lyrics to every song in the play, and how that had made his night. He signed our playbills and told my brother to keep watching and listening to musicals, which he still does at the age of 29. I will always love Alfred Molina for this.
That’s such a heartwarming story
That is honestly so lovely- I have a big smile on my face after reading that, haha.
Duddee my heart is melting q^q That is sooooooo sweet and such a precious memory to hold onto forever
Awesome.
I didn't think I needed 4 minutes of Doc Ock shitting on kid's theatre, but here we are
The life of having those mechanical arms just changed the man’s soul!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 welp
should be a mini series but instead of Just Doc Ock its the critic and Doc ock sitting next to each other whilest watching young peter parker on stage
@@beansonatoast8326
Have him also critique on young Miles Morales while he takes over Peter's body (Superior Spider-Man arc).
Lol, I read this comment and Molina’s sardonic voice popped into my head, “Alfredo Molina, thrice Tony Award nominated star of the West End and Broadway, though most widely known for his depiction of *shudders*Otto Octavius in Samual Reimi’s “The Spider Man” - it is hardly any wonder that he chose to become a critic, as it is clear his brilliance has been unappreciated by the general public”
Funny to hear Molina using his real accent in this. He almost always plays Americans.
He kept his real voice in Rtte. And put on a Spanish accent in Rango.
Yeah. He used it in Species too.
In Summer Camp Island he uses his normal voice when he plays Oscar's dad
I think he’s making himself sound posher than he usually sounds here
@@venusianblivet9518 now that you mention it I can hear the posh for Oscar's dad
"How dare you, Sir. Does the Fourth Wall mean nothing to you?" LOL
83annak Amateur
Deadpool answers No it doesn't
@@Latitz or he would say: “Fuck the fourth wall, Dr. Octopus!”
It doesn't mean anything to Brecht, who he apparently had an issue with them trampling on.
Left me on the flr
I would watch a whole season of this. Molina carries this like Atlas.
"Hello Peter"
Could you hold this for me, I’ve got a spot of errands I must attend to
Well, he is the main character of a sketch that most of the characters are portrayed by first graders.
Forget that, give this it's own film
If they ever did a live ratatouille, he’s the one for the job.
"The production was full of pathos, postmodern wit, and devastating ambivalence."
Just gonna stash that one in my front pocket for when Uncle Reginald asks my opinion of the latest A24 film
underrated comment
I would mark this comment in my wall lol
Pathos: To elicit, or appeal to, the feelings and ideals of the audience
Postmodernism: Via Wikipedia, "Postmodernism is [...] characterized by skepticism towards scientific rationalism and the concept of objective reality (as opposed to subjective reality). It questions the "grand narratives" of modernity, rejects the certainty of knowledge and stable meaning, and acknowledges the influence of ideology in maintaining political power."
Ambivalence: To be uncertain of how you feel about something
@@Sorrelhas Did you really have to look up the words in a person's comment to get a grasp of the statement they were trying to convey .
@@sr.elboogie9262 It's never a waste of time to try to expand one's vocabullary
Critic: "...not for one moment did I believe that you were a tree"
Kid: *cries*
Critic: "Where was that emotion on stage?"
Me: "No, no. He has a point"
Yep. Emotion is a VERY important factor when playing a tree!
@@Harrowed2TheMind what if he was an ent?
@@graysonguinn1943 oooh. Treebeard
He's out of line, but he's right.
@@Harrowed2TheMind Exactly. There is no reason to have a wooden performance when playing a tree
Peter Pan: *Appears on stage*
Critic: "Hello, Peter."
That’s good! Hands down, that was smart!
Yeah, that joke was too amazing for this Earth
Genius! Bravo! Bravo!!
Peter Pan: "I'm gonna put some pixie dust in your eye"
This must have been how the audience felt the very first time "Much Ado About Nothing" was performed for them.
Bravo, my good sir, bravo.
"That's my son up there."
"I'm so sorry."
LOL
That'd be such a funny thing to say at an actual play too
hhhhh
that I'm so sorry line and his delivery is GOLDEN
@Miles Doyle And!?
Now me personally, I would not let that slide.
The fact childern are acting well to mimic BAD acting is amazing in itself
Filming took 7 months. At least.
I know Alfred Molina is iconic as Doctor Octopus, but this proves he would've made a solid Wilson Fisk too.
Or a live action Gru. I know Steve Carrell does the voice but Molina definitely looks the part here.
I got kingpin vibes too but I don't think he's tall or beefy enough
@@puffpuffpassmako He'd be a great calendar man
He’s great but Vincent D’onofrio IS kingpin
@ChAngeLoG Alfred Molina did voice lex luthor in the robot chicken show, so he has played the character
Why yes RUclips, I would love to watch this 8 years later because Alfred Molina was was just shown in the Spiderman 3 trailer
Worry not friend, you're not alone.
Me too
Holy fuck, I was about to say the exact same but found your comment. How has this skit never come across my radar until 9/11/21?!
you just summarized why everyone has found this
Oh, so that's what's going on. I was wondering...
Alfred Molina is so underrated. Absolutely loved him in Raiders of the Lost Ark and Spiderman 2, and he gave amazing voice work in Monster University and Wonder Woman 2009!
He had a good cameo in Vice
His best performance ever though was Boogie Nights
He was in those movies?? I saw Wonder Woman 2009 and MU is one of my favorite movies ever....he's Professor Knight isn't he?
And Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot
You're tripping me out with that Raiders role I can't believe he played that dude.
“You’re mean!”
“I’m mean? The only cruelty I see is you submitting your audience to a dull, trite, and utterly unconvincing performance. Not for one moment did I believe you were a tree!”
(Kid starts crying)
@@speedracer2008 "W-where was that emotion on stage?😭"
@@oleksandrfradkin6199 You see my point?
I’m mean? How am I mean?
Playing my video, bringing me on the show just so you could laugh at me
@@speedracer2008 "Sometimes it's hard, no one likes a critic. But then... one sees something like Fuller Elementary's production of the Very Hungry Caterpillar, and then well... it's all worth it. 😊 The production was full of pathos, postmodern wit, devastating ambivalence. I truly believed the Caterpillar was very, very hungry. *AND ALL WAS DARK* 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I was SO moved, this is how audiences must have felt when they first saw Olivier play Hamlet 👏👏 Bravo, boys and girls! Bravo! Except for you, you were God-awful. 😠"
"A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded." - Tyne Daly
I guess anyone who's ever dared to have an opinion then is just a vulture looting the corposes, huh?
@@Mayeur000Donz took that rather personally, didn't you?
That’s a horrible opinion for an actress to have
I suppose trolls are like critics in a way.
@@dlein93 He most certainly did!
I love how the child actors in this entire sequence are phenomenal. (off-stage at least... AWFUL in their plays obviously)
Expect that one, he was god awful.
I know right?
"Hardly worth the free admission" is my new line.
"Little orphan Annie, portrayed by Jenny Mason, age 7, deserves to be an orphan after this performance." And like that, all the ice caps finally melted, because that is one hell of a burn. Love Arthur and read his reviews very often!
1:29 The sheer outrage on that "AMATEUR" is too much. I love how seriously he took this.
the stare when the kid is waving kills me
Sean Lock, in my opinion, is the greatest at criticizing children's plays. In his infamous words of criticism "Fucking disgrace"
Oh God yeah! I was in tears by the end of his rant. I was also in tears when I found out we lost him. Another great comedian gone too soon. RIP Sean
"I dunno... I, I thought they were shit"
The carrot in the box king. I love all his rants
the OG
'Nothing worse than kids fuckin' trying to act'
He's the reason we have such excellent child actors today. Thank you, Arthur H. Cartwright.
Amen! This man is doing the Lord’s work!
Alfred Molina should play Gru, if they ever make a live action Despicable Me movie.
Yessssss
He reminds me of Ego from Ratatouille
Gru: The power of the moon, in the palm of my hand
From around the time 'Prick Up Your Ears' came out in the 80s and if they made 'Despicable Me' in live action and it was filmed in the 80s, Alfred Molina would've been great as Gru and Gary Oldman would've been a great Vector
How right you are!
Nobody deserves to criticize children's theater more than Doctor Octopus.
Alfred Molina is magical. His recent voice work in Solar Opposites was so great.
@Anakin Skywalker CW and the Devil in season 1 of Rick and Morty!!
"Hello Peter"
I hope you don’t get another like 616 is perfect when speaking of Marvel.
"I truly believed, the catapillar was very, very, hungry."
2:02 sounds like he genuinely broke character laughing there.
As a drama teacher, I can say that these are the things we WISHED we could say to students.
Bro, in world language when we were supposed to play a part of any Greek god, i played him with a commanding voice, had good posture, great vocal projection, and I did not even need my script, but everyone else was so bad it was not even funny, I was just bored, for one group it took 10 minutes for them to do it, and my partner was also mediocre, but I pushed through.
Anyone else get this recommended after Alfred Molina was confirmed to return in some form in MCU Spider-Man 3?
Yup lol
yup
Hello Peter
Amateur, I’m here after the freaking trailer 🤧❤️
Yep very strange
I like to imagine that if Doc Ock had given up crime and his arms, this is where his life would’ve lead him.
My Rosie's dead. My dream is dead. And these, monstrous plays belong at the bottom of the river, along with the actors.
wow, so original, such superb imagination you have
Who's saying this was not Otto's side hobby already? :v
"My Peter. How you've grown. Your acting skills are still absolutely atrocious though."
@@johndanes2294
"Trying to do better."
"You know I'm something of a critic myself" - Alfred.
Willem Dafoe Green Goblin's line😏
"The direction was stayed, the sets ramshackle, the costumes unremarkable. Hardly worth the free admission". This had me weak
Staid, not stayed
1:20 Doc Oct watching Emo Parker dancing
More like 3:06
Bully Maguire was a beautiful god-like being
Alfred Molina is one of the best actors in the world, i so like to watch him, listen him, learn something from him. First time saw him ''Spider man 2'' movie as dock ock, and i believe there is no actor who coul'd ''make'' dock ock as he did. :)
Amen, I agree!
άνθρωπος.of.камня Dock Ock? English obviously isn't your first language.
Doc Ock.. ok -.-
and yes, it isn't
άνθρωπος.of.камня Do not worry, friend. I do not hold it against you.
Dock Ock survived jumping into the river and changed his career path.
Watching Doc Oct be a snarky theatre critic and tear kids apart is exactly what I needed today
1:24
I could imagine Doctor Octavius saying that to deadpool
Ah, of course, Swords and arms break the bond.
Doc Ock: Does the Fourth Wall mean nothing to you?
Deadpool: I missed the part where that’s my problem.
@@devofficialchannel *Ock grabs Deadpool by the neck with one of his arms*
Ock: AMATEUR!!
Technically, by Doc saying that, 4th wall doesn't mean that much to him either because he is also breaking it by saying that.
"Not for one moment did I believe you were a tree!"
I love how absolutely moved he is at 3:12 lmao he looks like he's on the brink of tears. That extremely subtle nod he gives gets me every time.
"Does the Fourth Wall mean nothing to you?"
"I missed the part where that's my problem."
Alfred Molina was being a wrath just like JK Simmons as J Jonah Jameson and he goes rage or wrath in whiplash movie
Hearing him say “Rosie” just threw me back to Spider-Man 2
RUclips's algorithm is unpredictable
Looking at your profile, I see why you clicked on this video.
“Hello, Peter”
' brilliant but lazy'
@@reb-dom1ne right? 100% predictable
@@MrBooone what are you saying?
@@reb-dom1ne use those grey matters, my dude
Okay, but whoever wrote the avant garde "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" is a genius.
I was deeply moved by the dark and twisted take on the Hungry caterpillar 🐛 it was Tony worthy his critique was 100% on point
Everyone's praising Molina but the child actors in this were really good too!
No one stands in the way of Mr. Molina.
this man needs to play as Gru from despicable me!!!!
Oh my gosh. I was still watching this clip when I read your post. Now I can't see anything but Gru! Alfred Molina is totally Gru in this video!
Gru seems too lean and young to be played by Molina.
Grutterfingers
@@editingman95 Doc Ock x Gru 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵
Yessss!!! Exactly!!!! Totally his jam!
In his off time between fighting Spider-Man, Doc Ock had taken a likening to reviewing children’s theater
Bro, I would actually pay Alfred Milena to dissect my life, piece by piece, telling me all of my flaws and why I'm garbage at being a human being.
Ayo you good buddy?
@@limespots only Alfred Milena will know.
ALFRED MOLINA IS THE MOST BADASS PERSON EVER
This man deserves an Oscar unless he already has one in which case he needs another
Over 9 years later and he is still a villain. He was always a villain.
i can watch or listen to Alfred Molina all day...
when Alfred Molina is acting Angry he is so intimidating but awsome
If you bring up Rosie around this guy, he'll fuck you up. He threw a god damn car thru a window. Only badasses with 4 mechanical arms can do that.
*if he was nice*
“Ah Rosie, I love this play”
Otto to these play kids: *Being brilliant’s not enough, children. You have to work hard. Intelligence is not a privilege, it’s a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind.*
Utterly utterly brilliant! Please keep making stuff like this. The dryness of the humour was just unbelievably carthatic. Painful yet so satisfying.
Well said, sir
"How dare you, sir!" I lost it. I haven't found it again, this video is hilarious. "'Really Rosie'? I think not. Perhaps 'Really Shitty' would be more appropriate, heh heh heh."
I need Alfred Molina in more comedy roles the man’s timing is impeccable
Everybody's making Doctor Octopus jokes, and I'm here going "Wow, the guy at 1:32 moved to Pawnee and became an even more pathetic loser."
Glad I'm not the only one who recognises side characters from P&R no matter how tiny of a role they had. I recognised Pam's landlord from the US office in 'Superstore' the other day and she probably only had 2-3 lines
LMFAO "Where was that emotion on stage."
I was laughing my ass at that part.
@@Greydevil82 You need the right passion to play a tree.
“You see my point… 🙄”
I low key want a Children's play of Sweeny Todd
Ah yes seeing a miniature demon barber of fleet street slashing throats and baking people into pies, fun for the whole family! Well, maybe the Addams Family.
Watch the movie Jersey Girl.
Oh my god, how this piece of art its not viral? ...a truly hidden gem.
The second Mr.Molina mentioned Brecht My ears popped...finally...
Where was that emotion on stage.. haha
That voice.
incredible 👂intonation
"That's my son."
...
"I'm so sorry."
Instantly loving this.
The Good Ending: Doctor Octavius survives the events of Spider-Man 2 and peruses the life of theatre
Really Rosie
R
RO
ROS
ROSI
ROSIE
ROSIE!
SPIDERMAN 2 REFERENCE???
Rosie is British slang for good
That's the name of Dr Octopus's wife....
@@shantanuroysarkar3371 Give me the blue light
@@dannyorr8430 😂😂
Who’s here after the Spider-Man 3 news?
I just realized that we need a Despicable Me live action with Alfred Molina playing Gru, ASAP!!! 2:28 - just take a look at that!!
0:17 That fukin face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s like the Terrence Fletcher of children’s theater.
Like the Gordon Ramsay of children’s plays.
I miss when funny or die did actual comedy like this.
this must be the universe where he studies Shakespeare and his wife becomes Doc. Octopus and fights Spider-woman
1:17 😂 The same look on my face throughout Morbius
So this is what Doc Ock does after he retires
How after 8 years this only has 200k views is a sin.
Edit: January 2022 and it's now over 1 million. Better.
RUclips algorithm. My comment is 5 days after yours, and right now the video is at 400k. This video literally doubled in views in the past 5 days.
I honestly think it’s cuz of “Spider-Man: No Way Home”. It’s got a little over 1m views by now.
“Intelligence is not a privilege, it’s a gift, and you use it for the good of mankind”
I love how bad the kids are in the stage plays, but in the critic segments, they do amazing acting.
He miscalculated!
Tom: What did you say your name was?
Otto: Dr Otto Octavius
Tom and his friends: laugh
Otto: 1:24
If we’re doing a live action adaptation of Despicable Me, we know who to cast as Gru.
After becoming Otto, I'm pretty confident that he can surely do Kingpin too.
The little girl @3:03....made me think of Jaws "... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... "
One of Alfred Molina's best performances, bravo
He could play as Gru LMAO
Is it just me or would Alfred Molina play a perfect Gru for a live action "Despicable Me'
Damn, You're right.
Around the time that 'Prick Up Your Ears' came out and if they made 'Despicable Me' in live action and made it in the 80s, Alfred Molina would've been a great Gru and Gary Oldman would've been a great Vector
Doc Ock's looking like Kingpin now 😂😂
Bully Maguire: Looks like we have some competition!😑
Dr.Strange saw 14,000,605 realities. One of the realities he saw with Dr.Octavius.
I was expecting him to say Really Rosie, I love this kid
"Where was that emotion ON STAGE??"
"Not for one moment did I believe you were a tree." Kid cries. "Where was that emotion on stage!!!!"
“You see my point 🙄”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Doc Ock sees a good child actor... "Ah Rosie, I love this boy/girl/kid!"
“Where was that emotion on stage?!”
This is the most creative sketch I've ever seen. So hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I recommend everyone who like Alfred Molina to watch the BBC series “Roger and Val just got in.” He is amazing in it
Ahhh Rozie I love this concert
"How dare you sir, does the multiverse mean nothing to you"
- doc ock