@@MrCyion Also Loki killed Coulson (though he was brought back to life in AoS) but I understand your general point.. - Loki is a good guy at heart (not always) who seems to have found the right path, while Deadpool is mostly fighting for his own good and is chaotic af.
Loki can turn in a snake but Deadpool is always patronizing everybody + no one would absolve him from the unmentionable mash potatoes incident. Talk about heinous
"So has mesa!" "Mesa too!" It pans up to the starry sky, dissolve to Kamino, and you just hear the emperor laughing as he's gradually drowned out by a thousand Jar Jar Binks introducing themselves to each other.
@@coffeebreakhero3743 I somewhat agree with you. I wouldn't call him good, but at the same time it wasn't his fault that the writing of the prequel trilogy was so abysmal. To be honest he did the best he could with what he was given.
I honestly think he did a good job whenever he wasn't speaking, he was actually sinister (the younglings scene, mustafar scene where he massacres the separatists) I blame the direction and writting.
@@bep935 You don't know much about directing do you? George's directing for episode 1 and 3 was brilliant, episode 2 is debatable. George has never been a bad director or storyteller his screenplay, however, isn't the best.
yeeah there was a lot of random making out scenes in the new star wars movies i literally saw Rey and Ben as close friends or more like sibling figures since both of them were looked after by both skywalkers so that took me by surprise
When I first say this I was saddened by their non star wars nerdiness (by the way I have a 8 lesson plan for star wars noobs) but then I was saddened by JJ Abrams and the writers star wars non nerdiness
Well he did go. And he went out the door with a frown of disappointment of not being able to kill the avengers again like he had done when he had the stones in infinity war.
I just love how the movies with all these villains have ended and we probably will never see them for quite some time in the big screen, but hishe makes me feel that they are still somewhere in the background. Thank you for your fan-service hishe!!
I personally think that depressed Luke would have been fine if it were executed a lot better than it was. Snoke having a quick death is a sham though, no redeeming that.
@Geralt of Trivia if they're going to give a surprise, it should at at least be good. even if someone already predicted something that's happened, it won't matter too much as long as it's good. the current trilogy is so focused on subverting expectations that it forgot to deliver a good plot.
When you guys do the How It Should Have Ended version of Rise of Skywalker, you should have Palps be like, “The guys at the bar are never gonna let me live this down.”
I love how Liam Neeson’s character in Batman Begins (Ra’s al Ghul) is the one who mentions Qui-Gon Jinn (another Liam Neeson character). Nice touch HISHE.
“But that directly relates to The Last Jedi, which I hate” “But it’s part of the larger story!” This is the best depiction of the current Star Wars community I’ve seen
"I don't acknowledge that story! The Star Wars EU was infinitely more creative and more consistent with character growth! Disney was just too lazy to do their research and retconned it all to make something worse!"
@@curtisleblanc5897 Thank you. After we destroy most of the Universe and the Galactic Empire, you will be spared and made to serve the Daleks as a loyal obedient servant until we decide your ultimate fate after we grow bored.
Let's see how you did: Rey turned out to be a Palpatine Rey and Ben DID turn on Palpatoots and then kiss Rey ended up being a Skywalker without being related to one Rey may not be a clone, but she is the daughter of a defective clone of Palps Force ghosts of many Jedi assisted Rey in defeating Palps Rey destroyed Palps with his own Force lightning Either you're a Jedi with the ability to see into the future or you have friends on the inside.
@@anonymouscinemafan1820 i mean it isnt even as memeable as the prequels so this would be so easy man. soon enough, legends will be considered THE sequel canon
In a galaxy of quadrillions of people, what’s the likelihood that a random person you meet is related to you? Apparently surprisingly high if your name is Skywalker
Spoiler Alert: Hishe just predicted about 50% of the movie. The kiss between rey and Ben, rey being related to Palpatine, the last moment if a bunch of heroes coming to save the day.
Y'all should have an Anti-Hero hangout spot with characters like Movie Venom, Punisher, Ghost Rider, Spawn, Blade, etc. It would be funny since almost all of them are dark and brooding muscle men, that the hangout place could be some sort of gym in Deadpool's garage.
Rey: Be with me. Be with me. Be with me. Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor): These are your final steps, Rey. Rise and take them. Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen): Bring back the balance Rey, as I did. Luminara Unduli (Olivia d'Abo): In the night, find the light Rey. Obi-Wan: You're not alone, Rey. Master Yoda (Frank Oz): Alone, never have you been. Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson): Every Jedi who ever lived lives in you. Anakin: The Force surrounds you, Rey. Aylaa Secura (Jennifer Hale): Let it guide you... Ahsoka Tano (Ashley Eckstein): As it guided us. Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson): Feel the Force flowing through you, Rey. Adi Gallia (Angelique Perrin): Rise, Rey. Qui-Gon Jinn: We stand behind you, Rey. Old Ben Kenobi (Alec Guinness): Rey. Qui-Gon Jinn: Rise. Yoda: Rise in the Force. Anakin: Let it lift you. Kanan Jarrus (Freddie Prinze Jr.): In the heart of a Jedi lies their strength. Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan: Rise. Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill): Rey, the Force will be with you, always. Palpatine: Let your death be the final word in the story of rebellion. (Zaps her with lightning) You are nothing! A scavenger girl is no match for the power in me! I am all the Sith! Rey: And I... am all the Jedi! (Melts his face off)
Jj didnt steal the "father" line. That wouldnt make any sense in the story. He stole an iconic line from Star Trek 2. Specifically... "KHHAAAAAANNNNN!!!!" See the parallel there?
Drunk Zod: "..and then Rey and Kylo defeat Palpatine and then they kiss" Loki: 😦 Voldemort: 😟 Palpatine: "Okay, Zod is cut off for the rest of the night" . . Kathleen Kennedy: "That's brilliant!"
@@pc_115 Kathleen Kennedy had final say over the script. She may not have written it herself, but if it didn't fulfil criterias A, B, C, and whatever else Kennedy came up with behind the scenes, well... I'll let you fill in the blanks.
Lol, yes! Romance as seen by Cersei Lannister and the Targaryens. By the way, shouldn't the Mother of Dragons be there, too? I bet Cersei can outdrink everybody there!
Plot twist: Palps managed to hold on to something to break his fall in the Death Star II, then hid in the Villain Pub until it’s his time to return all along
You guys are only focusing on the most obvious, but there is much more to this video. This video called for many things, so many things... 2:18 Loki: Rey is a Skywalker without actually being related to any. 2:35 Loki: [Dark Rey] is probably just a vision 2:48 Palpatine is obessed with clones (Snoke) 3:30 Khan: There is always a moment where the cavalry arrives when all hope is lost 4:23 Voldermort: When Rey (no Ben) are almost dead, then the force ghosts show up (just the voice though unfortunately) 5:06 Voldermort: They are going to pull the dark side right out of you and throw it back to where it came (Rey did exactly that by deflecting Palps lightning back to him) 6:02 Zod is gold in this one. (edited: time stamps are now fixed)
"Guess who is back Back again Palp's back" I bet they have a playlist of Eminem. Precious Edit: I can totally picture any villain listening "Lose yourself" on their way to their Final Battle, and then listening "Not Afraid" after their big loss
@@Jungoguy Honestly, no it wasn't. It was terribly contrived. That cliche is so 20th century at this point and people just groaned in the theater when it happened
"I'm ok with that" from prowler is a smart joke. Khan says the Im your father joke will be done by Lando. Landon is played by Donald Glover. In the mcu Donald Glover plays the man who in the comics become the prowler
I'm just glad you guys still have Loki, he's living life and mocking Thanos while he does it! I love it! Just like Loki would. But why is Zod shipping Reylo?! Quick! Someone break his neck again!
@M. Woller mate relax the movie is done now and it was one of the most historic moments in marvel history embrace and be thankful for the fact you were here to see it
Well Voldoamort died a bunch of the villians in the pubed died. Thanos died so i thin he will still run the pub, cause they make fun of how movies end ,and so therfore since a bunch of others are still there like thanos who died in endgame then it make senses that palpatine is still running the pub after he is killed in the movie. SInce all they do is make fun of how they got defated and explain how they could of easily have won but still lost
Anakin dumps a bucket of sand on Palpatine which causes him to melt. Anakin then yells “You see what I mean?” but then has a flashback about the time when he killed not just the men but the women and children. End
The villains throwing Deadpool out the pub every time he tries to get in is my favourite trope on this channel. That and Loki and Joker bullying Voldemort.
Well, Cersei did sleep with her twin brother AND her cousin, so I guess she means any type of blood relationship...Daenerys Targaryen should be there too, after burning the capital and screwing her nephew... :-)
HISHE: Forgetting that they actually did predict something that would happen when it came to Thanos. I think this may be the most accurate attempt at predicting that will be found.
@hugo hugo ...eh, it was more like "Thor should've done this instead" which many people were saying. and turning to dust was hardly a prediction either. it was just part of their HISHE skit. a solid prediction they DID make was that Sony and Disney would make a Spiderman deal (in their amazing spiderman HISHE) HISHE has made some pretty solid predictions. I wouldn't say the original comment's claim is one.
I love the fact that villain pub is very relatable indeed. Like this is the sort of convo you might have with your mates or somthing. Very amusing series indeed
I was laughing so much when Zod, Loki, Voldemort, and Joker were theorizing that the climax of "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" would be very similar to that from "Avengers: Endgame".
Zod: what like a force projection? Loki: yes we saw Luke do it! Zod: I don’t like it. Loki: why? Zod: because that ties into episode 8! Zod: and then I’d have to edknowledge (grammar?) it’s existence. Me: *WHEEEEEEEEZZZEEE*
@@juggernaught79 Okay, Dan, I'm only gonna sing this one more time: Ohhhhhhh If you want it to be possessive, it's just 'I-T-S.' But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's 'I-T-apostrophe-S,' scalawag.
I was thinking about the jedi the name, all of them are right XD and they even said something like "and other jedi" and there were other secondary characters jedi, hishe working with lucasfilm confirmed?
“Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a sith legend Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He gained such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even save the ones he cared about from dying. The became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew and his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death...but not himself!
I see your Sith monologue, and I raise you one Vor shitpost Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Star Wars "Portals" scene: *Luke: Rey, can you hear me? Rey, it's me, Luke. On your left. Portals open. Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Mace Windu step out. Luke then jumps out of another. Portals open everywhere, Chewy and Lando fly on to the scene in the Millennium Falcon. Another portal opened and all the jedi children Anakin murdered step out with tiny lightsabers. All the jedi murdered by Order #66 miraculously appear. Han watches in the distance, proud. Anakin steps out, redeemed and clearly Hayden Christensen. Yoda appears. Yoda: Everyone, this is? Mace: Motherf*****, you wanted more? Everyone lines up. Rey: Jedi...-catches lightsaber-...use the force. Yoda: Screams unintelligibly while waving his lightsaber*
Palpatine is probably just a clone of himself like they did in Legends. You know how Disney Star Wars loves to repurpose stuff from the Legends continuity, even the bad stuff.
Grab some Villain Pub socks before March 31st! freakerusa.com/hishe
Why is the captions slower than the video?
I wonder what happened with the socks after March 11th of 2020.
“And then Ben and Rey fight palpatine and then they kiss”
Mother...FLERKEN
Ray H. Damm it! Zod was right
@@enderpup9289 yep
J.J definitely watched this video
right he called it, that was the most predictable ending and they totally did that.
Eh.. got news for you buddy.
I love that Loki just hangs out here. He's allowed at the cafe and the pub. Meanwhile, Deadpool gets kicked out of both places.
Loki hasn’t killed anyone. . . directly. He saved more than he’s “killed.” Deadpool has a very high kill count.
Loki caused way more damage to New York than 9/11.
He deserves his place at the bar.
maybe because Deadpool annoys people at both ALL THE TIME but Loki is always smooth, cool and charming.
@@MrCyion Also Loki killed Coulson (though he was brought back to life in AoS) but I understand your general point.. - Loki is a good guy at heart (not always) who seems to have found the right path, while Deadpool is mostly fighting for his own good and is chaotic af.
Loki can turn in a snake but Deadpool is always patronizing everybody + no one would absolve him from the unmentionable mash potatoes incident. Talk about heinous
"No one's ever really gone" -Rey hears a weird laugh that fans have dreaded all over the world. She turns around: "YOU but how...?"
"Mesa returned."
I swear to god, id burn down the theater if that happened.
"So has mesa!" "Mesa too!" It pans up to the starry sky, dissolve to Kamino, and you just hear the emperor laughing as he's gradually drowned out by a thousand Jar Jar Binks introducing themselves to each other.
No!!
Lol
Hahahaha nooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zod: and then they kiss.
RoS writers: *scribbling furiously* write that down, write that down
Goddamnit, Zod should've been cut off from his drinks much sooner!
im surprised Chewie and the 1000 year old alien Maz didnt make out in a scene them kissing would of made the most sense XD
@@DangerZone200 Would've been a little weird to see I think but yes, it would make a lot more sense for sure.
Hahahahaha Zod wants to see Rey and Ben get busy lol
"Darkness rises, and Hayden Christensen to meet it."
I feel a disturbance in the force.
I think if hayden does come back it would actually be a good moment in the movie because the writers give him better lines
He was a good anakin I never understood the hate
@@coffeebreakhero3743 I somewhat agree with you. I wouldn't call him good, but at the same time it wasn't his fault that the writing of the prequel trilogy was so abysmal. To be honest he did the best he could with what he was given.
I honestly think he did a good job whenever he wasn't speaking, he was actually sinister (the younglings scene, mustafar scene where he massacres the separatists) I blame the direction and writting.
@@bep935 You don't know much about directing do you? George's directing for episode 1 and 3 was brilliant, episode 2 is debatable. George has never been a bad director or storyteller his screenplay, however, isn't the best.
Zod: "they team up. then they kiss."
Palps: "you're cut off, Zod."
Zod on Dec 20th: "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"
😄
*wheeze--*
yeeah there was a lot of random making out scenes in the new star wars movies i literally saw Rey and Ben as close friends or more like sibling figures since both of them were looked after by both skywalkers so that took me by surprise
ALL HAIL ZOD! ALL HAIL ZOD
👏👏👏👏👏👏
It's scary how much this video predicted the film.
When I first say this I was saddened by their non star wars nerdiness (by the way I have a 8 lesson plan for star wars noobs) but then I was saddened by JJ Abrams and the writers star wars non nerdiness
*And then, Anakin*
I KNOW RIGHT! ITS SO FREAKY
@@mangoturtle4257 actually it was
Mango Turtle it was not the good conclusion to skywalker saga if all skywalkers died and palpatines lived.
"I don't like that"
"Why"
"Because that ties to episode 8 and that means I'd have to acknowledge its existence" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Best lines ever
This reflects my feelings exactly.
It works with marvel as well
Thor 2: 8th movie
Thor 2: most hated movie of marvel
I do this with both episode 8 and 9
@@alexbanks2323 Eh, I'd personally go with Iron Man 3 being the most disappointing.
@@ilovejettrooper5922 Incredible Hulk is the most disappointing mcu movie
Palpatine: “Wait... I have a granddaughter?!”
Ghost Vader: “Gasp!... You have a granddaughter?!!”
That is wonderful
We must tell everybody
Tavion Ezeilo then who was palatine’s kid anyway if he wasn’t married?
@@srstriker6420 he is The sith lord , he does what he wants
Luis Eduardo Pérez Vilchis but Anakin could have killed him if he found out because he does look up to the Emperor as a father to him
@@srstriker6420 you do realize you don't need to be married to have kids, right?
“Except Poe”
Said by Apocalypse, whose actor also plays Poe. Nice. Nice
Wait, does he? Wack
Didn’t even make that connection. Nice
NICEEEE
that...that was the joke...
Came to ask that, ty sir
Thanos: “I thought I was inevitable..”
*this is big sad time for Thanos. :(*
At least he's not wearing a neck brace and he has a head...wait!! (Halo voice - DOUBLE KILL)
Nah. Thanos put all the avengers in a false reality where they believed they won.
Thanos died. How is he in the villain pub? Oh wait a minute..Palpatine saved him. Never mind.
He doesn't feel so good. He doesn't want to go...
Well he did go.
And he went out the door with a frown of disappointment of not being able to kill the avengers again like he had done when he had the stones in infinity war.
Loki: That way, Rey can be a Skywalker without being related to them.
So, they just stole everything from HISHE. 😅
Well JJ was like "well if this is how it should have ended. Let it be"
With Rian Johnson killing off Luke, Disney needed a new Skywalker. So they chose Rey.
@@mikeor- Ben: ...am I a joke to you?
@@windijihansalsabila1731 Ben is not a Skywalker. He is a Solo. There's a difference.
@@mikeor- Just his mom being a skywalker
I love how HISHE's characters are often better fleshed out and acted than the source material.
Even when they miss some epic stuff for gags. Waiting still for Sherlock because I Khan parody between iron man and Dr strange
I seen slash fics better written than source material.
Ordika Skirita and the new joker movie
@@HeilRay Ah, like my cousin's Captain Marvel.
It helps that they can build off meta humor & knowledge and also have the benefit of hindsight.
I just love how the movies with all these villains have ended and we probably will never see them for quite some time in the big screen, but hishe makes me feel that they are still somewhere in the background. Thank you for your fan-service hishe!!
Jokers getting his own movie 👌 + Deadpool will probably get another ♥️
They didn’t kill Kahn in Star Trek they might bring him back in for another run
JoeyE 101 who’s Khan
Shame he isnt doing the movies.
They already ruined the Emperor. Disney WHY?
And Loki is getting a whole TV series for himself too.
Zod just accurately predicting the movie is both really bizarre and funny, and it also shows how they played it pretty safe.
Angryjoe say that its like a fanfic story. A bad one.
IGGY polnareff told me all about you.
@@weather9405 *angry dog noises*
karakun1 how did you like Kaido one shotting you
Zod is right Acknowledging episode eight's existence is horrible
General Zod: and then kiss
Palps: He knows too much..
And that coming from someone who know how the Endgame snap happen
"And then they all got super pregnant." - Luigi
"I'm afraid all of you theories will be obliterated when Episode 9 arrives." Given the sequel trilogy's track record he's most likely correct.
Lauren Brown Oh no.... *Flashbacks*
Best line on this entire channel.
@Geralt of Trivia Not every surprise is good, TLJ showed that with characters like Luke or Snoke.
I personally think that depressed Luke would have been fine if it were executed a lot better than it was. Snoke having a quick death is a sham though, no redeeming that.
@Geralt of Trivia if they're going to give a surprise, it should at at least be good. even if someone already predicted something that's happened, it won't matter too much as long as it's good. the current trilogy is so focused on subverting expectations that it forgot to deliver a good plot.
"We all saw little Ani throw him down the well". "Darkness rises and Hayden Christensen to meet it". Love it!
I don't get it.
@@omalor Hayden Christensen = Anakin in the Republic Trilogy
@@nehemiascortez8943 still dont get it, the sentence Hayden Christensen to meet it doesnt make sense grammatically
@@zazi5305 Context?!... Why would it be a compliment?!
'Ani' is a good guy. They wouldn't be rooting for him. Also, they're all making fun of Palps.
@@zazi5305 "darkness rises and Hayden Christensen to meet it" doesnt make sense grammatically, and I speak english well. I still don't get the joke.
Zod: " I just want ben and rey to turn on Palpatine and be like: this is our galaxy palpatupes.
*And then kiss*
JJ: *write that down write that down!*
Miraculous Critique palpatin: "ok, zod's cut off for the rest of the night."
I think HISHE has an insider...
Miraculous Critique your cut off the rest of the night
How was THAT the only 100% right thing?
@@eduardopipinel they throw out a million things in videos, some of those scenarios usually end up being in a movie
Dalek just casually gliding in the background saying "THAT IS HALARIOUS!"
inglish
EXTERMINATE!!!
Time stamp?
3:20
His return will be “shocking”
I’ll see myself out
Genius
Good goooooooood, let the puns flow through you
The window is on your left
( bowser kicks you out)
Yang would be proud of you
When you guys do the How It Should Have Ended version of Rise of Skywalker, you should have Palps be like, “The guys at the bar are never gonna let me live this down.”
Yes!
YES! hahaha
Too bad Joker wasn’t right about Anakin rising
Magnificent
Dont forget
Anakin: you have a granddaughter I have a grandson quick let's tell everyone
I love how Liam Neeson’s character in Batman Begins (Ra’s al Ghul) is the one who mentions Qui-Gon Jinn (another Liam Neeson character). Nice touch HISHE.
And how apocalypse mentioned poe (both played by the same actor)
@@Adam-eu5hi that was not Apocalypse (2016 xmen), that was the love child of the real Apocalypse and Ivan Ooze(Power Rangers).
And discussing JJ Abrams ripping off the 'I am your father line' then suddenly 'KHAN'
You really thought you needed the parentheses? Do you think ANYBODY who is watching this video hasn't seen Star Wars?
At first I thought "Is Xanatos all up in here?" Then I realized it was Ra's Al Ghul and felt a deep swell of disappointment.
"Where the cavalry arrives..."
HE DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY
Underrated comment.
Space Horses, what were they smoking...
@Kryptoskillet I’d genuinely prefer to have a conversation with Jar Jar Binks than you.
@@hassathunter2464 Probably the same stuff that the people who came up with podracing were. Only somehow even worse
@@lstatic4562 Ouch, low blow LMAO.
@Kryptoskillet You're missing something: Wah, it's not exactly like the originals and a new story at the same time.
“But that directly relates to The Last Jedi, which I hate”
“But it’s part of the larger story!”
This is the best depiction of the current Star Wars community I’ve seen
Too true.
jen stoops no
Sure, it's a "part". A footnote is a part, right?
Why not?
"I don't acknowledge that story! The Star Wars EU was infinitely more creative and more consistent with character growth! Disney was just too lazy to do their research and retconned it all to make something worse!"
Cersei: "It just makes more sense to make Rey and Ben family"
HOL' UP, CERSEI, THIS IS A FAMILY CHANNEL!
I didn't get that joke until I saw this comment.
It's okay she's keeping it in the family.
Lol, “this is a family channel”...
Well families sometimes are really close...very close at least in anime
I kinda missed that lol
“And then we’re gonna hear some quotable line like”
*”It’s over, I have the high ground”*
Force Ghost Obi : It's over Sheev, we have the High Ground!
clever
You are a bold one.
@@curtisleblanc5897 Thank you. After we destroy most of the Universe and the Galactic Empire, you will be spared and made to serve the Daleks as a loyal obedient servant until we decide your ultimate fate after we grow bored.
You know what's the password to Emperor's vault?
"Shave Alpha Team"
Let's see how you did:
Rey turned out to be a Palpatine
Rey and Ben DID turn on Palpatoots and then kiss
Rey ended up being a Skywalker without being related to one
Rey may not be a clone, but she is the daughter of a defective clone of Palps
Force ghosts of many Jedi assisted Rey in defeating Palps
Rey destroyed Palps with his own Force lightning
Either you're a Jedi with the ability to see into the future or you have friends on the inside.
or the movie is just ultra predictable and unoriginal
Don't forget people are still trying to make it so the new trilogy doesn't exist
@@anonymouscinemafan1820 i mean it isnt even as memeable as the prequels so this would be so easy man. soon enough, legends will be considered THE sequel canon
Don’t forget loki predicted the Calvary coming in a climatic moment
Also Sith Rey with double light saber was just a vision
"We could be related!"
"....Never stopped me before"
Still the best HISHE one liner
It never stopped Cersei either
Which episode?
@@gauravjha3881 Force Awakens HISHE
...That's two lines though.
In a galaxy of quadrillions of people, what’s the likelihood that a random person you meet is related to you?
Apparently surprisingly high if your name is Skywalker
Spoiler Alert:
Hishe just predicted about 50% of the movie. The kiss between rey and Ben, rey being related to Palpatine, the last moment if a bunch of heroes coming to save the day.
I'd say 75% LOL
All the past Jedi ghosts when Rey is near dead... kinda
this is the best chaser to watch after watching episode 9.
They kiss😱😍
Yup
Loki had the best line in this segment: " It is inevitable. It is your destiny."
Lol, they way he draws it out just to annoy Palpatine even more.
“I thought I was inevitable...”
How did I mess up that bad...
Loki should be thrown out of the bar and with Deadpool in the anti-hero take out truck.
Dc and marvel: We won't crossover!
Hishe: fine I'll do it myself!
*wheeze*😂😂😂😂
*"I thought I was inevitable."*
*Yep, I am dead. I couldn't breathe.*
Poor thanos. Press T for thanos
Palpatine: I...Am all the Sith
Rey: And I...Am...All...The Jedi
Thanos: Did they just copy our thing?
Tony: Yes. Yes they did
so is thanos
I love how they're just casually talking. It's like a bar full of nerds except they're characters.
Clogged toilet: *Exists*
Thanos: I am inevitable
LMAO
Tony: *I am Iron Man*
@@kgd7078 Super Toilet
“I do believe you will be toast”
Well quite literally, he called it.
"He could use his space magic" - Voldy 2019
Already my favorite line x D
JESUS, WHO IS GOD, KNOWS AND LOVES YOU! ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alot
Ok, then
Y'all should have an Anti-Hero hangout spot with characters like Movie Venom, Punisher, Ghost Rider, Spawn, Blade, etc.
It would be funny since almost all of them are dark and brooding muscle men, that the hangout place could be some sort of gym in Deadpool's garage.
They do, it hasn't showed up often but there's a Anti-Hero Food Truck.
They do
Deadpool
They do, it's Machete's taco truck.
And the girls sometimes hang out at the open air bistro..
"Guess who's back? Back again! Palps is back."
me: Tell your friends?
I was thinking and hoping for that too.
Oh my goodness I thought that too!!!
Ah the disappointment when he didn't say it lol.
No no no don’t tell them
If they think bringing back Palps will get me back in the theater, they would be wrong.
Rey: Be with me. Be with me. Be with me.
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor): These are your final steps, Rey. Rise and take them.
Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen): Bring back the balance Rey, as I did.
Luminara Unduli (Olivia d'Abo): In the night, find the light Rey.
Obi-Wan: You're not alone, Rey.
Master Yoda (Frank Oz): Alone, never have you been.
Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson): Every Jedi who ever lived lives in you.
Anakin: The Force surrounds you, Rey.
Aylaa Secura (Jennifer Hale): Let it guide you...
Ahsoka Tano (Ashley Eckstein): As it guided us.
Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson): Feel the Force flowing through you, Rey.
Adi Gallia (Angelique Perrin): Rise, Rey.
Qui-Gon Jinn: We stand behind you, Rey.
Old Ben Kenobi (Alec Guinness): Rey.
Qui-Gon Jinn: Rise.
Yoda: Rise in the Force.
Anakin: Let it lift you.
Kanan Jarrus (Freddie Prinze Jr.): In the heart of a Jedi lies their strength.
Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan: Rise.
Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill): Rey, the Force will be with you, always.
Palpatine: Let your death be the final word in the story of rebellion. (Zaps her with lightning) You are nothing! A scavenger girl is no match for the power in me! I am all the Sith!
Rey: And I... am all the Jedi! (Melts his face off)
Voldi: Yes, and I can totally see jj try to steal that, "I am your father" line for his movie like they did in Star trek with--
All: KHAN!!
I hope Kahn played by Ben comes back in whatever is happening in Star treck
Jj didnt steal the "father" line. That wouldnt make any sense in the story. He stole an iconic line from Star Trek 2. Specifically... "KHHAAAAAANNNNN!!!!"
See the parallel there?
HISHE has better writing than the new trilogy
Yeah, Jar Jar Abrams is definitely gonna steal that "I am your father" line, except it's gonna be "I am your grandfather" when Palpatine faces Rey
@@werdna1969 can you deep analize it please
Drunk Zod: "..and then Rey and Kylo defeat Palpatine and then they kiss"
Loki: 😦
Voldemort: 😟
Palpatine: "Okay, Zod is cut off for the rest of the night"
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Kathleen Kennedy: "That's brilliant!"
Palpatoots got himself so very toasted. Again...
Kathleen kennedy didn't write the skript.
Don't wooosh me but this is not a funny joke.
@@pc_115 Kathleen Kennedy had final say over the script. She may not have written it herself, but if it didn't fulfil criterias A, B, C, and whatever else Kennedy came up with behind the scenes, well... I'll let you fill in the blanks.
HAHAHAHA!!! Literally the best!
@@birmandragon1495 Yea, sure, let's blame the female studio exec and not the subpar screenwriter who has only pumped out dogshit and lukewarm movies 😏
Its crazy that they literally predicted everything as a joke.
well, that movie was a joke -- a very sad, sick joke
@Juan Carlos Rivera yes actually.
@@arhamsaa I laughed so much in theatre when I watched that movie. I really wish it was a joke.
@@nicopetri3533 Same with The Last Jedi. Why does it exist?
I love the running joke of Zod always having a neck brace because Superman snapped his neck
“I’m not going to be defeated.”
Your overconfidence is your weakness.
*"YOUR FAITH IN YOUR FRIENDS IS YOURS"*
Your faith in your friends is yours.
@@Raxacoricofallapatorius Faith in yo mama
@@timassmann1246 Plaps: What was that?
and your optimistic posting on video websites is YOURS!!
"It just makes more sense to make Rey and Ben family" - Cercei Lannister
I've never seen GOT, so I didn't catch that joke at first...once I realized what that character is best known for...😆😅😂
Lol, yes! Romance as seen by Cersei Lannister and the Targaryens. By the way, shouldn't the Mother of Dragons be there, too? I bet Cersei can outdrink everybody there!
CerSei
If palps implanted anakin into shmi’s stomach and ben is a skywalker and rey is a Palpatine...
She said,, the incestuous twin sister.
Palpatine: "I am inevitable..."
Rey: "And I... am... a Skywalker."
Anakin's ghost: "I HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER TOOOOOOOO?!"
Luke's ghost: '' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It can't be! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! ''
I'm a Skywalker also. Dont ignore me! I to deserve love!
That means that rey and kylo are bros or cousins ?
@@degocraft9525 why not both?
@@d73w80 Stop trying to get your Luke on Leia smut
I'm taking your internet away.
It's weird how close some of these came to being correct.
Not weird, just the genius of HISHE and how committed they are to details
“Isn’t that right Thanos?”
S i l e n c e
“Oh right he’s gone.”
Thanos: too soon Rand0mn3ss, too soon 😢.
no hes cleaning the toilets
Lol they are all gone Except Palpatine
I was looking for this comment XD he’s the best
Plot twist: Palps managed to hold on to something to break his fall in the Death Star II, then hid in the Villain Pub until it’s his time to return all along
omg yes please
Then what was the explosion?
@@acebalistic1358 da foooooorceeee
I will never get tired of that intro... Sometimes you want to go where everybody hates your face.
Best intro ever!!!!!
It is a good intro
Thats my school.
And the vilens share your rageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
It's a parody of an '80s bar comedy called Cheers
'We all saw little Annie throw him down the well' - funniest line HISHE has ever pulled off.
You guys are only focusing on the most obvious, but there is much more to this video. This video called for many things, so many things...
2:18 Loki: Rey is a Skywalker without actually being related to any.
2:35 Loki: [Dark Rey] is probably just a vision
2:48 Palpatine is obessed with clones (Snoke)
3:30 Khan: There is always a moment where the cavalry arrives when all hope is lost
4:23 Voldermort: When Rey (no Ben) are almost dead, then the force ghosts show up (just the voice though unfortunately)
5:06 Voldermort: They are going to pull the dark side right out of you and throw it back to where it came (Rey did exactly that by deflecting Palps lightning back to him)
6:02 Zod is gold in this one.
(edited: time stamps are now fixed)
Theo Lumina Give a spoiler warning bro. I’ve already seen it, so you didn’t spoil me, but for the sake of other fans. Please, before it’s too late.
@@jainasolo50 I doubt anyone would come back to this video without watching TROS
Then their's Cobra commander guessing the family relationship, even if he is slightly off.
And the comment about Lando
All of that stuff was leaked weeks before the movie came out.
"This is OUR galaxy now, Palpatoots. And then they kiss."
Just take my money.
I wish Rogue One ended that way....meaning I wish they said this is our Galaxy Palpatoots. I Kno I Kno but still
I just hope they aren’t related in the end 😅
Wasabi Noodle
They’d NEVER do that! Too much copy and paste of the first trilogy! *side eyes The Force Awakens*: On the other hand...
Thumbs up for the Darth Plagueis reference
Am I the only one who finds the “same-actor-playing-different-character” jokes awesome ??? 🤣🤣
I was like why was Qui-Gon but then realized it was Ras-al Gul and then Oscar Issac character Apocalypse talking about Poe Dameron.
I was about to comment on that too. Ikr. Lol
Yeah, it was well played.
@@FindingMomo2317 Not to mention "Khan" in the middle of the discussion of portals in Endgame.
It took me a minute to realize who Liam Neeson was supposed to be in the Villain Pub but I liked the joke.
It's the little details that make this channel so good, like when Cersei says "it's better if Rey and Ben are family" lmao
Why does she look like her season 1 appearance? I believe it's time for a change.
@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 because the later seasons are not good and that’s her more well known appearance. Like how they keep Heath Ledger joker.
"Guess who is back
Back again
Palp's back"
I bet they have a playlist of Eminem. Precious
Edit: I can totally picture any villain listening "Lose yourself" on their way to their Final Battle, and then listening "Not Afraid" after their big loss
You may have just predicted a Weird Al Yankovic song.
Osbaldo Cruz • guess we better tell a friend! Lol
I was thinking backstreet boys
Guess who’s back,
Back again.
Empires back,
Back again.
We need this
Palps: Guess who's back? Back Again! Palps is Back
Me: Tell a Friend!
same xD
Same here haha!
m00d
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
(InAmerica!)
That should be HISHE's next parody song👍🏼👏🏼🙂
“And then we’re gonna hear some quotable line like”
"Hello There"
I don't like sand.
"General Kenobi!"
Like 'dewit'
@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 it's all corse and it gets everywhere
Like "I have the high ground!"
4:11 "Guess who's back? Back again. Palps is back..."
Me: Tell a friend
I understood that reference.
“The Calvary arrives when hope is lost” soo accurate
Lol it happened twice with the arrival of all the other ships and the "all jedi are part of me" thing which was accurately predicted
Was it awesome though
Jungoguy yeah everyone saw from a mile away trope too common
Cavalry. Calvary is the name of the hill of the crucifixion! A bit of irony there, though!!
@@Jungoguy Honestly, no it wasn't. It was terribly contrived. That cliche is so 20th century at this point and people just groaned in the theater when it happened
Simpsons: predicts the future
How it should have ended: I’m about to ruin this whole mans career
Yup u r right
The simpsons only predict the future in reality while HISHE predicts the plot or explosive surprise in the movies
The Simosons do it just by having so many episodes that some of them are bound to come true. HISHE may actually be psychic.
"I'm ok with that" from prowler is a smart joke. Khan says the Im your father joke will be done by Lando. Landon is played by Donald Glover. In the mcu Donald Glover plays the man who in the comics become the prowler
Kyere Nilrem is that who that is?
who’s khan
Hahaha, Cersei saying "it just makes more sense to make Rey and Ben related."
Am I the only one believes that cersei needs a reboot?
I'm just glad you guys still have Loki, he's living life and mocking Thanos while he does it! I love it!
Just like Loki would.
But why is Zod shipping Reylo?! Quick! Someone break his neck again!
He might be right
You can not break thats allready broken
ReyFinn!
@@BigManX-fc9zv But Finn and Rose were clearly pushed together. Unlikely that they'd do Reyfinn now.
Zod is Krabby like somebody who hasn't had their avocado on toast. Snapping on er'body
"I thought I was inevitable" Thanos is so depressed it's really accurate
Danny K u mean inebiteble
@M. Woller mate relax the movie is done now and it was one of the most historic moments in marvel history embrace and be thankful for the fact you were here to see it
To be fair, he won for five years and died after achieving his objective
@@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 Exactly, they couldn't live with their own failure and where did that bring them, back to him 😉
Imagine if he had arrived just a bit sooner tsktsk
*thanos starts plunging*
"I thought I was inevitable..."
THANOS deserves better!
Better than janitor! King Bowser gets to be security and Thanos gets to clean toilets? Not fair.
It makes sense that Bowser is the security guard because Bowser sounds like bouncer
@@levikyson8580 but Thanos doesn't sound like plunger!
Oh right
I plunge toilets with all my hatred.
Retail, am I right?
Plus side is that he wears gloves!
He will be the strongest of us.
Loki pretty much got it, Khan too.
It is actually scary how close they were with the ending. Even including Qui Gon
Too soon man, too soon - Thanos, 2019
they keep disrespecting my boy thanos
Considering all that happened in 2023, it is too soon
I’m so used to short HISHE Palpatine I forgot he was normal height in the movies
No... Don't say that...
He used the force to get taller
Maybe the just sit on bar hockers?
"depends on what you consider the first trilogy"
Epic!
Mathias Emil Kuntz Lol 😆 Zod is hilarious.
Who's gonna take care of the pub when he's gone?
Isaac Handy Dr Eggman, Jim Carry version
Isaac Handy
Maybe Voldemort, Joker, Loki, and Zod will
No one's ever really gone
Well Voldoamort died a bunch of the villians in the pubed died. Thanos died so i thin he will still run the pub, cause they make fun of how movies end ,and so therfore since a bunch of others are still there like thanos who died in endgame then it make senses that palpatine is still running the pub after he is killed in the movie. SInce all they do is make fun of how they got defated and explain how they could of easily have won but still lost
bowser or thanos
I could swear that the "something quotable" that Voldemort was going to say was "I don't like sand"
Anakin dumps a bucket of sand on Palpatine which causes him to melt. Anakin then yells “You see what I mean?” but then has a flashback about the time when he killed not just the men but the women and children. End
That alone would save the movie
I thought it was “Hello there.”
@@lawldl6841 Hello There would fit better allright.
Spoilers.
They totally had a Endgame moment at the end tho.
"Poe....on your right"
What about ''And I ... am.... all the Jedi" snap.
@@Boeing-777-X haha exactly!
@@Boeing-777-X I am... Iron Man
TotalHufflepuff Correction! “I am......Rey Skywalker.”
In not much info star wars..but didn't the kiss part actually happen in the film....damn hishe always predicts right! Smh
Whoever does the voice for Palpatine is just rocking it. Beautifully done mimicking of the original actor playing the part. Great job.
I love how Zod is such a Star Wars purist 😂
This is why I knee before Zod!
@@Unknown-hb3id - That, plus the fact that Zod was Chancellor of the Old Republic... until that vote of no confidence.
Never thought I’d agree with Zod.
Yoo HISHE liked your comment!
Zoe had the right idea.
Ghost Kenobi comes out and says
"Hello There".
And then Palpatine grows another two arms and turns into Grievous
General Ghost-nobi!
Generally Kenobi, you are a bold one.
-I have the high ground
-Of course you do! you're floating three foot off the ground you ghost hobo!
If that happens it'll be a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
The villains throwing Deadpool out the pub every time he tries to get in is my favourite trope on this channel. That and Loki and Joker bullying Voldemort.
Who is after watching HISHE for The Rise of Skywalker?
Also Khan predicted the Lando's father moment
Wait what part of the movie
Instead of on your left it should be force ghost Obi-Wan saying “Hello There”
Wouldn't that on your right?
I didn’t mean that he is announcing the opposite of “on your left” just that he wouldn’t say anything like that at all
Spoilers
We gonna discuss how HISHE spoiled the movie for us?
Yeah,Zod actually pointed down the whole Palpatine vs Rey fight.
CHANTO AND THE ON YOUR LEFT!
And that force ghost congregation thing, jeez.
Luckily I haven’t watch this but dang your right
palps is going to hate the next episode of villian pub ;)
“It would just make more sense to make Ben and Rey family.”
And what exactly does Circei-I-Sleep-with-my-brother-Lannister mean by “make them family”?
Well, Cersei did sleep with her twin brother AND her cousin, so I guess she means any type of blood relationship...Daenerys Targaryen should be there too, after burning the capital and screwing her nephew... :-)
2:58 Plaps is indeed obsessed with clones. He's a clone
HISHE: Forgetting that they actually did predict something that would happen when it came to Thanos. I think this may be the most accurate attempt at predicting that will be found.
What video
what did they predict again?
@@sonoftheway3528 @666LaVey666 That his arm would be cut off, and that Thanos would turn to dust (Infinity War HISHE)
*Read more*
@Jacob Phelps That wasn't a prediction. That was a HISHE. they didn't say "I think this will happen in Endgame"
@hugo hugo ...eh, it was more like "Thor should've done this instead" which many people were saying.
and turning to dust was hardly a prediction either. it was just part of their HISHE skit.
a solid prediction they DID make was that Sony and Disney would make a Spiderman deal (in their amazing spiderman HISHE)
HISHE has made some pretty solid predictions. I wouldn't say the original comment's claim is one.
Intro Song: where every body hates your face
Actual Video: Nearly everybody is friendly to the other Villains
😂😂😂
They are usually passive aggressive tho
And they use witty banter. Everyone knows you can't be both friendly and use witty banter
Exactly
Not friendly but maybe they acknowledge everyone's mutual hatred of heroes to form some kind of common ground.
Good friends poke fun of each other like this.
I laughed so hard at “then kiss” lol
-edit- wow this is the most likes I have ever gotten! 😊
i imagined mike tyson with the pigeons. "now kith" lol
Let's get Reylo.
@@FutureDeep what if there related like all the theories say?
@@the_grim_gamer3039 Like Star Wars fans would care after it happened the first time.
Centennial Maniac true I personally like to watch the ship war between reylo and finnrey
I love the fact that villain pub is very relatable indeed. Like this is the sort of convo you might have with your mates or somthing. Very amusing series indeed
It is inevitable......it is your destiny.
Thanos: I thought I was inevitable
I was laughing so much when Zod, Loki, Voldemort, and Joker were theorizing that the climax of "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" would be very similar to that from "Avengers: Endgame".
Well, JJ is quite the copycat.
I had smiles When they were talking about it. 😄
Zod: what like a force projection?
Loki: yes we saw Luke do it!
Zod: I don’t like it.
Loki: why?
Zod: because that ties into episode 8!
Zod: and then I’d have to edknowledge (grammar?) it’s existence.
Me: *WHEEEEEEEEZZZEEE*
"acknowledge its" and yes
Zods me, I am Zod, we are one
NewPaulActs17 “it’s” possessive
Yep more Star Wars Fans Civil war happening over opinions.
@@juggernaught79 Okay, Dan, I'm only gonna sing this one more time: Ohhhhhhh If you want it to be possessive, it's just 'I-T-S.' But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's 'I-T-apostrophe-S,' scalawag.
“In most massive stories there is always a moment where the Calvary arrives just in time to save the day.”
Who else came back here after watching the actual movie and realizing almost all of them were right?
Алинка Малинка that was I was thinking during the kissing scene. I literally though "damm it, Zod was right."
@@enderpup9289 Haha same!
And the Rey Skywalker, and the Palp saying "I am your (grand)father"
I was thinking about the jedi the name, all of them are right XD and they even said something like "and other jedi" and there were other secondary characters jedi, hishe working with lucasfilm confirmed?
I wonder if there will be a villain pub where they talk about how disappointed SW9 was
Loki: *It is inevitable,it is your DESTINY*
Janitor thanos: *I thought I was inevitable*
I am living for sadboi Thanos
For two appearances for jokes,
Thanos was really memorable in this video.
U mean inebitebetabebel
Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive
J.J. Abrams: How am I going to end this saga without offending anyone?
RUclips: What about this?
J.J. Abrams: That's fine for me... I will do it
“Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a sith legend
Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life.
He gained such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even save the ones he cared about from dying.
The became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually of course he did.
Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew and his apprentice killed him in his sleep.
Ironic, he could save others from death...but not himself!
+Battlefront Gamer
Even more ironic: Palpatine WAS that apprentice!!
I see your Sith monologue, and I raise you one Vor shitpost
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
@@diegocobosanchez4373 Fun fact: it was Palpatine who called his master the Wise out of respect.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Battlefront Gamer too bad we won’t see him in episode 9
Star Wars "Portals" scene:
*Luke: Rey, can you hear me? Rey, it's me, Luke. On your left.
Portals open. Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Mace Windu step out. Luke then jumps out of another.
Portals open everywhere, Chewy and Lando fly on to the scene in the Millennium Falcon.
Another portal opened and all the jedi children Anakin murdered step out with tiny lightsabers.
All the jedi murdered by Order #66 miraculously appear.
Han watches in the distance, proud.
Anakin steps out, redeemed and clearly Hayden Christensen.
Yoda appears.
Yoda: Everyone, this is?
Mace: Motherf*****, you wanted more?
Everyone lines up.
Rey: Jedi...-catches lightsaber-...use the force.
Yoda: Screams unintelligibly while waving his lightsaber*
You should change it to "may the force * catches lightsaber * be with us"
I smiled more reading this than I did watching the video, lol😄
Under rated comment tbh. Should be pinned.
That would be both silly and awesome
*Binary Sunset plays in the background*
Palpatine is probably just a clone of himself like they did in Legends. You know how Disney Star Wars loves to repurpose stuff from the Legends continuity, even the bad stuff.
And then shoot the rest out the airlock...but like wait we need that retrieve. Over and over again.
Because they think thats 'sexist'
Clone Palpatine in EU is better than anything Disney could pull off.
Everything Loki and Khan said actually nailed it. Love this video.