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Our Sgt would say
If you drink don't drive,
If you drive don't drink,
If you need a ride call a Cpl,
If you hit it, wrap it and don't eat the coochie!
The platoon would say, "awe", in a disappointed way.
Sgt would follow with, OK! Eat the coochie!
Then Dismissed
🤣🤣
That's fucking hilarious
We trackin'
Short sweet and to the point
They say this in the airforce ssgt would also say "dont add to the population dont subtract to the population" 😅🫡
Baller. I miss interactions like that you could tell they cared
I used to HATE that one NCO who liked keeping soldiers at work all day and night just because he having issues with his wife.
Dependas know how to keep you at work so Jodie can push the bottom back and stretch it. 🤣
Sound about right
Bro fuck the Navy senior cheifs out there holding entire divisions
Seen that a lot years back at bragg like poor 82nd guys
Right
In the Army our Sgt would say
"Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population, if you drink don't drive , if you drive don't drink, if you find yourself in jail assert dominance, dismissed"
He said hit them with the T pose
Why are you on the blotter private🤣!
So that's why I had to beat that servicemans ass that one night in the clink. He tried to assert his dominance. He failed...
@@bigseksi5514😂😂😭🤣👌
Yep
"I heard somebody say they drive better when they drunk. Well I write better when you being stupid 45-45" 🤣🤣😂🤣 Shit got me dead 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You would be amazed on how good NCOs write when stupidity hits.
Don’t do anything stupid. And that last part…. That shit is real!!!
@Rojo Hayabusa I’ve seen that happen. We actually told my SgtMaj the same thing in 2012. We told him his “lectures” were too damn long.
Fr First Sargent at Engineering school at Courthouse Bay Camp Lejeune in 2018 is a total b**ch it’s no surprise his wife, daughter, and family hates him like he admitted to me one time… total dick, Gunny is cool af tho
@@zerojcm4393 he probably kept y’all late everyday too. I figured out why SNCOs stayed so late. Their wives made them miserable.
Felt that one in my soul.
@@2Tall03XX 1bn/75. I heard "LISTEN GUY" when I read that "Miserable wife" comment 😂😂😂
Had a soldier that maxed out his GCC card on OnlyFans subscriptions and the nigga had the nerve to tell us it wasn't him 😑😂
Sounds bout right😂😂definitely say it was fraud
But Felicia needs her child support
@@gotoheat aye sadly men you know what you sign up for with that contact
Lord pray for these simps 🙏
Who TF admits guilt to some shit like that???? My bois a genius!!!!!😅😅😅😅 #PROVEITNIGGAAAAAAAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #RESPECT
That last line is real. Let them go! Keep your own ass at the office.
Yeeeeeeeep,, Misery Loves Company………except when it’s the C.O. Or their Wife! 🤭
Shit does roll down hill so who's the biggest turd? He gets the duty for the weekend. 🤷 Most moral goes don't fuck up.. but it's more hazing punishment for dumb shit. Never been a military man but enough of my blood and water has been to know this shits real right here.
That last point is too real. I had a 1st Sgt that slept in a camper outside the Company building to get away from his wife 😂😂😂
My coworker is an army vet and he would tell me being married while in the army was stressful as hell. But being single, is all fun and having a ball.
@@nypana1202 Exactly
“I write better when you’re being stupid, 45/45” 😭😭😂😂😂😂
💀💀
😂 not even 51/50 my boy stopped at 45
@@comsoundbarier5633 45/45 means… 45 days of reduced pay (half) and 45 days of restriction. NJP (Non Judicial Punishment).
🤣🤣🤣
Funny as hell😂😂😂
That last one was very wholesome. I’m not a marine, but I appreciate the sentiment of someone that just wants to go home early before the holidays.
The last part is what everyone needed to hear the most… We all heard the same speech every 72/96. No one ever told the NCO’s that their broken homes aren’t anyone else’s issue but their own drinking and infidelity problems. “Stop it, get some help”- MJ
" I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY THEY DRIVE BETTER WHEN THEY DRUNK, I RIGHT BETTER WHEN YOURE STUPID". Is fucking mental😂😂😂😂😂
“Don’t get into any fights”
“If you do get into a fight you better not lose”
If you get into a fight, you better not start it but end it 😂😂
Something like that was an actual brief given to navy soldiers in one of the wars for shore leave had a little more to it can’t quite remember
I remember when are recruiter was talking to us and said. "If you get into a fight, then you better not be in uniform!"
💯
That last one was real, even broke the 4th wall to do it. Happy Thanksgiving and Thank you for the sacrifices you will make.
SHOTS FIRED. I was Army and that last comment about keeping soldiers late is very accurate.
This last message was inspiring. You just got a new fan, man!
My Gunny Newman, the most badass pipe hard hittin Dark Marine. Charlie Company 2nd AAV battalion. "Don't drink and drive, Don't smoke no dope, don't skip no rope, don't like boys better than girls. Have fresh haircuts on Monday. Dismissed!" 1990s.
45, 45… ahhh the memories of back to back, TWO TIME! World champion of restriction!!
That ending hit different… when you know you know!! #army
Same in the Navy....had an E6 named Lamp who never let us go home he hated his wife too
Bruh 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Lessons to live by. I will say I never lost rank or fell under restriction, made it 20 then retired out of the blue. Back in 03 the unit had a nice post deployment “absence” policy. Wednesday the commander said I don’t want to see, hear, or smell anyone in this building until Tuesday at 0700. Anyone caught inside after 1631 until 0659 will regret it. I caught a smooth red eye ticket back home and got fucking arrested. Cop was ex Army and after some talking he uncuffed me and told me enjoy leave. Set my mind right for the next 19 yrs
Whatcha get booked for?
That was a vague story lol plus using terminology that not everyone understands. L comment
Okay bro
@@murf493 Speeding. Going 25 over and my license was suspended before I left. It was good then but Ohio had a weird system then that didn't update the Sr-22 so it was like I wasn't covered.
@@kashbandi7461 just say you never joined, it's not a club for everyone
Pulling out a gtc at the strip club is absolutely insane😂😂😂
But it's been done so many times. 😆 🤣 😂
That's wild asf 🤣 you're dead when they get cho ass
Because it happens.
All that web based training for nothing
Had an NCO do that before. He was down to E3 within months before getting put out. I guess he didn't know the unit checks on those cards, lol.
Young fella speaks FACTS at the end
My mans shaking them skittles like dice🎲
😅🤣😂 I've been waiting for this comment dwl
Or he got ETD… essential tremor disease and hides it by using skittles or whatever he has in his hands. Annoying actually.
Shaking them makes them not sticky so quick lol
Gots to so they don’t melt
He bought them in Las Vegas
I love the "long as we tracking" 😂
New Marines! Old Marines say do you copy or are you receiving me Marine!
In the army they would say are we tracking? And we would respond with like a bloodhound
That and also GySgt: Leave them big girls alone ...they're like mopeds everyone likes to ride them but nobody wants to be caught on one....STAY IN YOUR WEIGHT CLASS
I just wish gunny would stop looking at me when he said that lol 😆
Big girls fuck the best 🤘🏾
@@RooKangaRoo truth!
what, you never went hogging in the Corps.....got me a beast of a woman, 4'9" 310lbs, paraded her down the barracks hallway like I just won the Lombardi
@@leatherneck8582 that was a norm in my unit....I remember my first encounter was with a Sgt's (90 lbs) and his wife (350) while i was on duty.
@@xrecruit I thought the weight limit was 120 lbs? I barely passed at 136
Last advice hit differently. Take that corporate America 🇺🇸
I had an IT2, he liked saying Don't subtract, divide, multiply or add to the population. If you get drunk and need a ride call from the recall
That last one...All the leaders in all branches need to hear and abide by that one.
That last part is the truth!!!! Same in the Army. Being held hostage on Friday’s and holiday leave. Glad I’m retired
Me, too! 😊 Its lovely being retired! Hoo-ah!
Salute and thanks for your service... ❤
That last part of someone's PERSONAL PROBLEMS is TOO FREAKING REAL 😠😠😠.
“I write better when you bein stupid”….I’m done 🤣🤣🤣🤣
From my first NCO in the Corps:
- Don’t add or subtract from the population.
- Don’t drink and drive, I’d rather get a phone call at 3AM than standing at your NJP.
- If you think it’s wrong, and have to think more than twice about if it’s wrong, then it’s wrong.
- A problem doesn’t get better with time.
That last one is sage wisdom
That's a commander I love to see... Very valuable to the cause. Love this guy
Quarantine 45/45? Bruh, the shit moves through the air… I guess them Marines have to walk around holding their breath! 🥴😂🤣😂🤦🏾♂️
For real that last part. I always see these funny ass videos but that last part.. respect man
“Be good or be good at it if not accept the consequences Monday” ooh rah staff sergeant
That last part... That last PART!
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Facts💯
Can’t take a Sergeant of Marines seriously when he’s smacking skittles
My brother. That last part was well said. A lot of that while station in 29.
my 45/45 was absolutely without pay. And it SSUUUUUUCCCCCKKEEEDD!!;
What is 45 45
@@wobbly30 45 days you can’t leave base and 45 days without a paycheck it’s mostly for lower enlisted soldiers.
@@hughjanus2781 💀💀💀 when I join I hope i don't f up ll
@@wobbly30 It means your ass is eating every meal at the DFAC until your restriction lifts! lol
Yeah basically 45 days of unpaid imprisonment on base
Shaking TF out them skittles 😂
Last part was on point 🤘 your a real one for that! 👌
I didn’t want to know that 45/45. For 24 years I was trackin’…..like an AAV until retirement. Then it was “LAUNCH! LAUNCH! LAUNCH! To the CIV DIV!! 🇺🇸🤘🏾🤘🏾💥💥💥💥💥💥
Now that last statement hit hard when your supervisor scared to go home or won't go home them be some long days!!!!!!!
That ghost next to you must be hella happy
Oh shit. Best comment. 👌
😂😂😂😂
Ughhh... That shit was PERSONAL n PASSIONATE at the end there...😮
That dude standing next to you must be pretty happy with your hand work. You got speed. Then the quick move to the mouth to re-wet it and clean up is top skill.
As long as we tracking!👈🏾😆
I had a platoon sgt that would keep us all these crazy hours. Our first sgt got dead in his tail one friday morning about tgat issue and told him, have your soldiers in civilian clothes by 1200hrs!!!
I just came here for the *BULLLLLSHYYYIT*
And it was well worth waiting for!
Jolly good show!
Bruh skittles need to sponsor you
That what he always has?
Okay holding the troops late use to suck.
Yep gunny had us cleaning new unused comm gear all night....all the married marines wives was blowing up their phones.
I love your videos! Nothing but respect for you, sir.
When he started talking about underage drinking, I shivered. I caught a NJP within my first six months of being a Marine. I was 17 and running with experienced NCOs that decided to show me what a "liquid lunch" was. That was 32yrs ago, haven't done a shot since...lesson learned.
-MSgt USMC Retired
Lol
Tell me why its like 85 percent true about being mad at their wives and keeping us late lol
thank you my man. Not just for your service but for the shit you go through as a man.
@@marsestrada629 thankyou
@@TheRealRickyVirgo You are welcome and you have all my respect.
@Mars Estrada I appreciate but my tike is coming to an end in a couple of weeks, serving has opened my eyes alot
@@TheRealRickyVirgo stay strong brother. Don't let the darkness overcome you. Sheit be my friend lol
45 / 45 damn that’s not even good news
At the end the most beautiful part of life. Your problems do not help keep somebody else to be better people. Go get counseling 🙏
Hey Sgt, your hilarious Brother, I worked with plenty Marines, always had a good time with them. MA1 K9 Retired USN....Keep up the good work.
If u drink under age your pay and rank I will engage
That last one was a real one……. “In all jokes, lie some truth!”
As a PltSgt..(before cellular phones)
"Don't do anything I would do.
If in doubt call me...even collect."
I have gotten a few of those...One of them ended up becoming a warrant.
Best one so far! Happy new year and thank you for your service.
The government travel card at the strip club got me weak!! Ive seen it take many Marines and soldiers down
My gunny once said, " If you drink, don't drive, and if you drive, don't drink, you might spill your beer lol"
Never served the country but these videos are hilarious is this really how it is ? 😂
The motto was "Put a Kevlar on your soldier!!" stuck with me like glue.
that last part about not keeping your Marines late. yeah, that's the truth!
Exactly! Don't punish others bc your having a rough day. Leave your issues at the door.
45/45 and restricted plus extra duty. That was my go to. Kept folks in line
As a retired soldier I will tell you all these punishments are subject to the “Who you know” effect. Knew a guy who almost killed a family of three drunk and nothing other than court cost etc…. Then another who’s wife used his government card to buy milk/gas lead to court marshal
Lol...that last part is so real.😂😂😂
Oh yeah Sarge you a dawg sir. I'm a civi now so I'ma Sir you. You serious my boy. 🤣🤣🤣 Even looked out for em at the end.
My safety brief was just THAT ...BRIEF!🤣.."If it ain't YOURS don't TOUCH it...if you gotta THINK about it DON'T do it!😅
I had a Staff Sergeant who will get a complete by the end of day task at 0800. He will hold this information until 1700 when everyone’s about to go home and say we can’t leave until this is done. I found out from him later that his wife left him took his daughters and his dog while also living in a house he paid for. He was living with his parents in a trailer and took it out on his soldiers keeping us away from the little time we had with our family’s smh!
That last one was for the married Marines respect
"Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population. Don't do anything that lands you in the morgue, hospital, or jail. If you do find yourself in jail, establish dominance quickly."
“Well I write better when you’re being stupid” 🤣🤣🤣
This man is fighting the good fight and keeping people from getting nostalgic and re upping
Last statement was the most real! Seen that both military and civilian side! As long as we trackin
Sgt. you shacking the hell out them Skittles sir!!! Lol they scared now Sgt
That last part hit home for real because they make it known they're having problems at home. Standing in formation like I'm trying to get to hooters or Ohio 😂
Well I'm old army .. but that's facts that need 💯 😌 especially the last part....keep it tracking marine .
That last part. The entire DOD COC needs to hear that more.
"I write better when you're being stupid"😂😂😂😂
I was hoping he was gone say "bullshit" 😂😂😂 and he did
"If you drink, don't drive....
Do the watermelon crawl 🎶 🎵 "
He said “Dont pull out the government travel charge card at the strip club 🤣🤣🤣
OMG holding soldiers late is not going to solve problems you and your wife going through so true preach bro..Army
If you think about it, forfeiture of pay is a wild ass punishment for the things it can be inflicted as a punishment for
I love watching your video I was not a marine but all ways defined you guys all the time
"You at medical or quarantine, and not at accountability, 45/45."
Alright settle down E-5
When our Chief(God bless his heart), gave a speech like that to us, I would have to crack out an say "why you looking at me?"
"If you shoot, don't miss"
"If shot at, don't get hit"
Dismissed
Bruh a Srg with the Gunny vibe🤣....but yo ass STILL gone be accountable, I respect him!!
Our Sgt would give us the sexual harassment briefing. He would say would "Her-Ass-Ment-No now enjoy your weekend" lol.
You’re fkn fantastic good to go! Semper Fi brother! Keep doin it! You’re the epitome of what life in the corps was like. Thank you for the humorous reminder. Rah Sgt!
Quick, simple, to the point. That's how it should be.
Just cause you got this far in your branch doesn't warrant being stupid. Not even once, don't chance it. More than just yourself will pay for it, and more than just time and money. Last thing you want is blood on your hands for a DUI.
Especially beyond E4.
And if you do f*ck up, own the hell out of it, and make every effort to rectify while keeping that attitude 💯.
Leadership gives a shit on the responsibility factor, and if it's clear that:
1.) What you did was dumb.
2.) You learned the lesson.
3.) It ain't happening again.
4.) You ain't letting it define you and warrant being a shitbag during your NJP term,
They'll notice, and get you back n squared away. Trust me. Been there, E5 Air Force, did a damn stupid thing, lost a stripe, but worked my ass off to make things right and got it back while willing to pay it forward. Been sober a year since, all dues paid, all time served, never been happier.
Had a CO that would tell us,
If you drink don’t drive if you drive don’t drink. If you skydive wear a parachute if you scuba dive wear a wetsuit and never pet a burning dog.
Dawg the ending solidified you for me man.
As long as we trackin that