Patrice O'Neal vs. Vinnie Brand

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  • Опубликовано: 22 май 2018
  • Vinnie, club owner of The Stress Factory, booked Patrice as his headliner for the next two days. When Vinnie feels Patrice hasn’t sold enough tickets, it turns into a fun little roasting session, where they go at each other and then take shots at Rich Vos, Jeff Garlin and Keith Robinson.
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  • @madlib72
    @madlib72 4 года назад +121

    I use to work at the Stress Factory Comedy Club and Saw Patrice perform live. He just sat on the chair and took everyone on.

  • @MarzMiller
    @MarzMiller 6 лет назад +199

    Any video of Patrice that I haven't heard before is a good video. Thanks for this.

    • @iismellgood
      @iismellgood 5 лет назад +3

      The funny part is I almost didn't click on this I'm so glad I did

    • @mkurylowski
      @mkurylowski 5 лет назад

      Amen this is hilarious i love that they roast Vos and hes not even there.

    • @AHighlander
      @AHighlander 4 года назад

      "Hey it's Vos."

    • @mattb8943
      @mattb8943 4 года назад

      The full show with Vinny is #2 on the Patrice on O&A playlist. Big Retard Cock I believe it's called. This clip here doesn't have the funniest line from the show. "Does that sound like piss? Norton's getting turned on. Sounds like a young girl's bladder to me" and Ant almost chokes on the tool the dentist is using.

    • @ProjectPayne_
      @ProjectPayne_ 3 года назад

      Matt B 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jhb1493
    @jhb1493 3 года назад +170

    It's weird/interesting that at the time, Patrice seemed to think that he was only known as much as he was due to the Opie and Anthony show. Kind of flipped now, years later. I only know about the Opie and Anthony show BECAUSE Patrice was on it. He may be gone, but his name and fame keep growing.

    • @northwest4853
      @northwest4853 3 года назад +12

      Agreed this guy is my pinnacle of comedy

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 3 года назад +6

      Same. I knew about Patrice way before the show. I found the show searching for Patrice videos.

    • @I_leave_mean_comments
      @I_leave_mean_comments 3 года назад +31

      I'm betting that you guys are under 30. Probably under 25. O&A DEFINITELY were what catapulted Patrice to where he was. He got his special because of O&A, he got most of his spots because of O&A... so just because you didn't know about them... you still knew about Patrice because of them, since they gave him the opportunities that you know him from.

    • @lokithecat8246
      @lokithecat8246 2 года назад +4

      @@I_leave_mean_comments cheers 🍻

    • @wolfgang1474
      @wolfgang1474 2 года назад +1

      @@I_leave_mean_comments i can tell you that your absolutely right, nobody under 30 knows or should care about those 2 radio crack heads...

  • @jugekauhi3144
    @jugekauhi3144 Год назад +20

    We're lucky that he was on these shows now we can listen to him forever

  • @55vermeer
    @55vermeer 6 лет назад +146

    I am addicted to Patrice.

    • @WythenshawePhil
      @WythenshawePhil 6 лет назад

      Hippolyte Thelonious Hieronymus Tzu Gay

    • @55vermeer
      @55vermeer 6 лет назад +4

      I was. Now I'm bi.

    • @55vermeer
      @55vermeer 6 лет назад +4

      Dead asshole is what I'm in the market for.

    • @55vermeer
      @55vermeer 6 лет назад +1

      Gayer than a shitbird at sunset.

    • @YourGuySmiley
      @YourGuySmiley 5 лет назад

      Homerun chippie

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад +13

    I love it when they trash the Stress Factory's phone number:
    "(###) ###...
    ...
    HA... HA..."

  • @TroubleOnTheWaters
    @TroubleOnTheWaters 2 года назад +16

    1:00 awful haircut
    4:15 fries
    11:00 Vinny upset about the fries
    19:05 Vos hands
    21:05 Haha phone number

  • @davidseanmacdonald1470
    @davidseanmacdonald1470 Год назад +9

    Patrice, you sir are greatly missed. G.O.A.T.

  • @XanderShiller
    @XanderShiller 5 лет назад +28

    Pat's laugh sounds like roars of baby dragons

    • @Scrimparmy
      @Scrimparmy 3 года назад +7

      Bro this shit has me crying

    • @wtfsamusidk7574
      @wtfsamusidk7574 2 года назад +1

      It does lol

    • @XanderShiller
      @XanderShiller 2 года назад

      @@Scrimparmy honored to make someone laugh on a Patrice video. I used to think that was impossible

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 4 года назад +30

    I love Patrice's reaction to Vinnie's swipe at Norton 11:17

    • @evolutionsportsusa9287
      @evolutionsportsusa9287 3 года назад

      I couldn’t hear what Vinnie’s jab at Norton was 11:17

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад +14

      @@evolutionsportsusa9287 "How much of my food has been shit onto your chest?"

    • @avocadoo4387
      @avocadoo4387 Год назад +1

      ​@@oneskinnyhonky what does that mean

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky Год назад

      @@avocadoo4387 Norton has a fetish for women peeing & pooping on him.

    • @reddeath707
      @reddeath707 Год назад +2

      @@avocadoo4387 Jimmy talks a lot about "ladies of the evening" relieving themselves on his chest, or down his mouth.

  • @garyphillips5510
    @garyphillips5510 4 года назад +16

    u even fry your lettuce. lol

  • @mrjeremyleblanc
    @mrjeremyleblanc 6 лет назад +26

    They should have made a stand up version of 8 Mile with Patrice, Vos, Keith, Norton and Colin

  • @daeshawnrhodie571
    @daeshawnrhodie571 5 лет назад +33

    Come on dude don't mess up my fry business

    • @garyphillips5510
      @garyphillips5510 4 года назад +3

      slept on line.

    • @Scrimparmy
      @Scrimparmy 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 3 года назад +1

      Weird. I read this comment as he was saying the very words. It was almost like he read it out to me. That was trippy.

    • @Scrimparmy
      @Scrimparmy 3 года назад

      @@WaRLoKWYATT that’s far our maaan

  • @bae_arthur
    @bae_arthur 5 лет назад +18

    Patrice's impersonation of Vinnie sounds like Johnny Bravo lol

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 2 года назад +2

      Bob Kelly had the best Vinnie Brand impression

  • @thechroniccinephile4824
    @thechroniccinephile4824 6 лет назад +37

    I love that jimmy and patrice are fans of city of god haha

  • @mrjeremyleblanc
    @mrjeremyleblanc 4 года назад +9

    So happy Vos finally has a house with a yard

  • @Funnydego
    @Funnydego 2 года назад +5

    Patrice, Bills Hicks, Brody Stevens, I know there’s more that we’re just taken away too fucking soon.

    • @Funnydego
      @Funnydego 2 года назад +4

      Can’t live with myself if I don’t say Greg Giraldo.

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 Год назад +2

      Otto Petersen

    • @willburke8373
      @willburke8373 2 месяца назад

      Norm

  • @thinkman2467
    @thinkman2467 6 лет назад +37

    Jim Norton is funny only on air, he's specials blow. Long live Patrice's memory, funnier than every comic ever on O&A.

    • @MelBee128
      @MelBee128 5 лет назад +5

      Yes! Been saying it for years. He's uncomfortable to look at. His face has a lot of tics. The wide eyes and constant blinking and that sickly smile he does reminds me of 50 year old David Lee Roth at the MTV Awards. Ugh

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 лет назад

      His specials are awful

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 5 лет назад +1

      His latest Netflix special was his best by far. Maybe he’s improving at stand up.

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 2 года назад

      His shows were fun cause he was funny, but hanging with fans and best before shows were the best

    • @papakeno1105
      @papakeno1105 4 месяца назад

      This

  • @itwasaladream
    @itwasaladream 4 года назад +4

    This is great lmao.

  • @VisionPoet
    @VisionPoet 5 лет назад +9

    "And leave off the last tumor for saving" 😂😂😂😂

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 6 лет назад +11

    34:58 Vinnie and Ant sitting right there.

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 6 лет назад +2

      PrivateAckbar
      Kinda strange listening back. I bet Vinnie wouldn't have believed that his daughter and Anthony would be in a similar issue years later. I bet he hates Ant now.

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

      @@-Twotonepony- Vinnie was stupid/skeevy enough to let his teenage daughter around Anthony?
      Father of the year material, right there...

    • @indegruv
      @indegruv 3 года назад +1

      @@oneskinnyhonky she was adult age, do you think he has a responsibility to police an adult?

    • @Scrimparmy
      @Scrimparmy 3 года назад

      @@-Twotonepony- why should he hate Ant?

  • @MrMario2987
    @MrMario2987 3 года назад +7

    Patrice hating Curb Your Enthusiasm is heartbreaking 😆

  • @buster_cheeks
    @buster_cheeks Месяц назад

    1:53 You better not let Anthony in either 😂

  • @12aR9
    @12aR9 2 года назад +9

    Vinnie is actually okay. I expected him to be awful but he is almost funny

    • @williamannette558
      @williamannette558 Год назад +3

      Didn’t Anthony date his daughter

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 Год назад

      @@williamannette558 yes

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto Год назад +1

      @@williamannette558 And he took Ant's side when they broke up.

    • @jakelamarca895
      @jakelamarca895 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Ray_D_TuttoReally?? Where did you hear that? I would've guessed the opposite.

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 6 лет назад +17

    Patrice had the same problems with Vinnie as Colin.

    • @danoholzwart1725
      @danoholzwart1725 4 года назад +9

      Patrice worshipped Collin. In his own way. He talks about never having a mentor, but considers Collin Quinn the closest he had.

    • @SjaakSchaap
      @SjaakSchaap 3 года назад +5

      @@danoholzwart1725 i think he meant patrice and colin agreed on vinnie.

  • @ShiroRX
    @ShiroRX 2 года назад +3

    Patrice had like an ideaological fued with Vinnie for a while.

  • @t100base
    @t100base 6 лет назад +13

    funny how they always talk about vos when he is not there. there were roasting him while he was on another radio show once.

  • @BryanTorresdey
    @BryanTorresdey 3 года назад +2

    19:58 LOL!

  • @liquidalloy
    @liquidalloy 6 лет назад +16

    Stewed tomato lol wow

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 6 лет назад +3

      First time hearing that? Liiiiiiinger Loooooooonger!

  • @mattskallerud6718
    @mattskallerud6718 3 года назад +6

    God i wish patrice was here today. Fuck we need him in todays world.

  • @joemendoza2292
    @joemendoza2292 3 года назад +1

    30:28🤣🤣🤣 great snort

  • @isthatyoujaunwayne4183
    @isthatyoujaunwayne4183 2 года назад +7

    Club owners are the least funny people on earth. It's always a boat salesman pretending they can fish.

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 Год назад

      You know Ron Bennington used to be a club owner?

    • @willburke8373
      @willburke8373 2 месяца назад

      I mean as far as owners go he’s pretty funny

  • @iismellgood
    @iismellgood 5 лет назад +21

    I've never really heard Patrice O'Neal take a beating like this, this is hilarious

    • @spicyoctopus
      @spicyoctopus 4 года назад +9

      Him and Jay Mohr could go back and forth pretty well. Louis CK would also lace into him pretty good sometimes.

    • @garyphillips5510
      @garyphillips5510 4 года назад +8

      patrice was always victorious. pat cooper was classic

    • @goreds551
      @goreds551 4 года назад +4

      You should listen to Nick DiPaolo and Patrice going at each other on O and A and Tough Crowd.

    • @wolf7el356
      @wolf7el356 2 года назад

      @@spicyoctopus You had to be a real mean guy to really get the best of Patrice...

    • @ShiroRX
      @ShiroRX 2 года назад +3

      Patrice could get walloped by Colin Quinn too. He's a scary dude to take on verbally but some elite assholes could take him on.

  • @justinnardine8564
    @justinnardine8564 4 года назад +4

    Peace Patrice ✌️

  • @jbiswasted
    @jbiswasted 4 года назад +4

    I bet Patrice would have eventually came around to liking curb

    • @Kenneth-Allvn
      @Kenneth-Allvn 4 года назад +1

      Me to he’s kinda the black Larry David

  • @Twomps
    @Twomps 3 года назад +1

    "Look at anthony and his nice new gums." 😅

  • @Oakshield2
    @Oakshield2 2 года назад +8

    I had no idea what Vinnie looked like before this. From his voice I really did imagine the dwarf they compared him to

  • @adonismeetschrist9248
    @adonismeetschrist9248 Год назад

    What episode of the archives is this?

  • @islandbrasi9328
    @islandbrasi9328 2 года назад

    3:36 😂😂😂😂

  • @brandonb3174
    @brandonb3174 Год назад +1

    Bonnie Brand is the opposite of Ron Bennington as a club owner.

  • @josephguzman4737
    @josephguzman4737 3 года назад +4

    11:08 dammmn

  • @t100base
    @t100base 5 лет назад +3

    no opie nor Anthony needed

  • @charlespeterwatson9051
    @charlespeterwatson9051 Год назад +1

    Listening to Vinny here, knowing years later, Vinny's daughter Dani would be in a relationship with Anthony and all the shit that went down, I wonder what made Dani turn out the way she did.

  • @lam1045
    @lam1045 2 года назад +1

    18:50😭😭😭

  • @flatbushtommy9681
    @flatbushtommy9681 Месяц назад

    Big jay and patrice. Man I'd kill to see that show

  • @Sitoo_2415
    @Sitoo_2415 3 года назад +2

    24:24 you’re welcome

  • @ebscoHOSTpub
    @ebscoHOSTpub 8 месяцев назад

    This segment need to Nopie-fied

  • @FentonMulley-cz8pv
    @FentonMulley-cz8pv 8 месяцев назад

    When the Count meets his victims father. Very spooky

  • @turner45555
    @turner45555 6 лет назад +2

    wat yr is this from

    • @ryanvilleneuve9
      @ryanvilleneuve9 6 лет назад +1

      Like 2006-2007 ish

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 2 года назад +2

      @@ryanvilleneuve9 Jim mentions Big Jay Oakerson having a "fat face & awful smoking habit", it's 2022 & neither one of those things have changed.

  • @ralphrmillerjr
    @ralphrmillerjr 2 года назад +3

    the myth of "master" po still gives me douche chills to this day especially when renzo's academy was just down the street the whole time.

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 2 года назад +1

      Master Po could have taken them all at once. GET READY TO BURNNNNN

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 2 года назад +1

      @@merces47letifer4 O&A PARTY ROCK!!!

  • @simsum1argh882
    @simsum1argh882 8 месяцев назад

    Anyone vs Vinny Brand rules

  • @aBT31
    @aBT31 3 года назад +4

    Jesus CHRIST the beating they gave Vos

  • @Davidjon1946
    @Davidjon1946 24 дня назад

    One thing I wish I would have listened to my mother about is take care of you're teeth .
    There is nothing more painful and more frustrating then having dental problems and most insurance don't cover shit except pulling teeth out if you're head as the only option .
    I'm 45 my front teeth and bottom teeth are the only ones remaining it's embarrassing it effects my speech I can get dentures my the thought of having no teeth in my mouth for a couple of days terrifies me .
    Kids brush you're teeth!! See a dentist atleast once per year there is nothing worse then a toothache.
    Greetings from Buffalo New York

  • @bushidonation7835
    @bushidonation7835 Год назад

    When did they find out master Po was a fake martial artist ?

  • @CSIGrissom
    @CSIGrissom 3 года назад +9

    Vinnie Brand and 28 of his pals disliked this video...bunch a Sissies. I’m still here defending Patrice in late 2020. Hope Everyone with a Sense of Humor is doing Well!

    • @WaldoBagelTopper
      @WaldoBagelTopper 3 года назад +1

      🍻

    • @flatbushtommy9681
      @flatbushtommy9681 2 месяца назад +1

      The fact that patrice mentioned how vinnie and his friends said he would go on tough crowd unprepared... vinnie was hilarious on tough crowd oh wait..

  • @myzticallionstallion3445
    @myzticallionstallion3445 4 года назад +15

    Patrice is a legend, but also notorious for flaking and being lazy. Which is why he never blew up as a star I've read

    • @Mikehowarth1988
      @Mikehowarth1988 4 года назад +8

      He never blew up because of his righteous attitude. Spike Lee was a good example of Patrice burning bridges. If he was alive Patrice would be big.

    • @SjaakSchaap
      @SjaakSchaap 3 года назад +4

      @@Mikehowarth1988 also lazy. If he knew his lines for the role of the father in everybody hates chris he would have got that.

    • @brwhite85
      @brwhite85 2 года назад +1

      @@SjaakSchaap arrogant I would say he believed if he showed up he should have gotten it

  • @juniorhernandez3347
    @juniorhernandez3347 Месяц назад

    Ruined something good with a useless phone call AGAIN

  • @ryansgirl2002
    @ryansgirl2002 3 года назад +7

    Uh-oh...like Patrice I have had only one cavity in my life and I also have had extremely high blood pressure for at least a few years. Im not diabetic, tho, thank God. But...i don't go to the doctor and don't take the stupid blood pressure pills or any pills for anything, actually. Ever. But I'm not overweight- I'm 5' and weigh 113 lbs- so that's good news, right? Lol
    Well. In case I end up like Patrice and meet my untimely demise i want y'all to know that I'm grateful for y'all that share the same warped sense of humor as me and hope y'all keep laughing for the rest of your lives!

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great 3 года назад +1

      You don't sound unhealthy, do you eat a lotta sugar

    • @ryansgirl2002
      @ryansgirl2002 3 года назад +1

      @@armando1is1great no, not at all. I also don't eat a lot of meat. I like vegetables. I don't generally even drink soft drinks and I haven't drank alcohol in over ten years. Don't smoke either but I do use smokeless tobacco- it's my only vice. im not unhealthy other than ridiculously high blood pressure and some kidney issues off and on my whole life. Im very active and super energetic, I can't tell you the last time I even sat on my own couch; I always am up working or doing something UNLESS I get a blood pressure headache- those take me down about once a week unfortunately.

    • @thestonecanoe3159
      @thestonecanoe3159 3 года назад

      I never had issues with blood pressure but my diet is mostly meat. Like 95% carnivore with the odd onion and tomato, it could be idolized salt too I had issues once and made the switch from iodized to sea salt and notice some improvements. Wish ya the best of luck buddy

    • @wolf7el356
      @wolf7el356 2 года назад

      This comment made me hate you so much 🤣...

  • @Gardenhoser86
    @Gardenhoser86 Год назад +2

    If only Vinnie could’ve seen the future, think he would have just decked Ant? Since Anthony ended up dating his daughter (friggin ghoul) and hitting her multiple times I believe

  • @Trapinnewyork44
    @Trapinnewyork44 5 лет назад +6

    The jokes about Patrick dying didn't not age will 😢

  • @antgreen1000
    @antgreen1000 6 лет назад +22

    Vinnie is heinously awful

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 6 лет назад +16

      Why? I think he did well.

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 6 лет назад +12

      Metal Mayhem
      For not being as seasoned of a comic he did fine. He wasn't great. But I didn't hate it.

    • @jrreogreugerugregreger7486
      @jrreogreugerugregreger7486 5 лет назад +19

      Meh. He wasn't hilarious but he was a good punching bag for Patrice and managed to get a good line or two in there. Which is more than anyone can say for Paul Mecurio, Ralphie May, Opie, etc.

    • @madlib72
      @madlib72 4 года назад +4

      Vinnie was a good dude

    • @andrewr2349
      @andrewr2349 4 года назад

      Ethan Henry did I die?