Patrice O'Neal vs. Stalker Patti

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2018
  • Patrice O'Neal in studio, finally getting to the bottom of things with long-time friend of the show, Stalker Patti.
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  • @shaunkeating9288
    @shaunkeating9288 6 лет назад +420

    "I bet you it smells like a museum bookshelf" -Patrice 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @YouAwakeYet
      @YouAwakeYet 4 года назад +29

      What about when he told that Russian lady
      "I bet you taste like Chernobyl"
      -Patrice
      hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

    • @Dragoncraft14
      @Dragoncraft14 4 года назад +3

      @@YouAwakeYet Dr.z?

    • @shaunkeating9288
      @shaunkeating9288 3 года назад +1

      @Pat Fry comedic jokes are subjective.

    • @shaunkeating9288
      @shaunkeating9288 3 года назад +1

      @Pat Fry lmao ok douche bag who uses dollar signs as an "s" 🤣🤣🤣 🤦🏽‍♂️.

    • @shaunkeating9288
      @shaunkeating9288 3 года назад

      @Pat Fry ok Douche bag than I guess you shouldn't be talkin' that trash.........idiot 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DankDaddyz
    @DankDaddyz 6 лет назад +431

    Patrice called her the librarian from ghostbusters 😂😂

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 5 лет назад +5

      I was wondering where I knew that voice from

    • @walkerdrae
      @walkerdrae 5 лет назад +8

      Ghostbusters whadddya want 😁

    • @DennisAlexioAndyHug
      @DennisAlexioAndyHug 4 года назад

      Hahahahah

    • @673AWSF
      @673AWSF 2 года назад +7

      Secretary. Annie Potts. She was hot as shit in the 80s.

    • @takerdust
      @takerdust 2 года назад

      @@673AWSF "Patrice.. I have a terrible feeling something awful is going to happen. I'm afraid your gonna die".

  • @metalmayhem3622
    @metalmayhem3622 6 лет назад +414

    If you were to give me an IQ test I'd pyeaass it.

    • @kaziabir1
      @kaziabir1 6 лет назад +8

      lmao!!! This fucking bitch was some funny bitch.

    • @lVltizzleCVFC
      @lVltizzleCVFC 5 лет назад +5

      Hahahaha im dead 💀

    • @user-oo2gz9ln8v
      @user-oo2gz9ln8v 5 лет назад +2

      Vino probably just foreign

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra 4 года назад +33

      It seems like no one that replied to the original poster understands what makes this statement funny. It's that you don't pass or fail an IQ test. It's a measurement of your cognitive abilities. No one passes or fails. You just get a score and that score tells you what level you're at.

    • @DGiovanni
      @DGiovanni 4 года назад +8

      @@PalashaGabarra STFU

  • @GROOVYBEATS1357
    @GROOVYBEATS1357 6 лет назад +211

    Patrice said " It smells like a silver medal from the '42 Olympics "

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 года назад +3

      Thing is though, that's pretty valuable🤔
      (Don't worry, I get the joke)

  • @zlac
    @zlac 4 года назад +480

    Absolutely deplorable, so rude.
    What a complete and absolute filth!
    This a combination of some of the saddest, dirtiest and nastiest things I've ever heard.
    10/10, would listen again.

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 4 года назад +30

      Imagine the backlash if this happen today

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 4 года назад +13

      Listen to the "Bobo Has A Girlfriend" clip, holy shit. Most insane thing I've ever heard.

    • @bigrobrooks6869
      @bigrobrooks6869 4 года назад +5

      Patrick McCutcheon it’s called breaking Bobo’s heart. Colin Quinn calls it a demonic ritual.

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 4 года назад +3

      @@bigrobrooks6869 the clip I listened to was on the Cult of Black Phillip channel, called "Bobo Has a Girlfriend." Most definitely was a demonic ritual, Lord of the Flies style.

    • @zorezakbar9892
      @zorezakbar9892 4 года назад +3

      Oh my god this is exactly how I feel 😂

  • @Chreeeis
    @Chreeeis 3 года назад +251

    Jokes aside patti seems like a very sweet lady and i hope she’s doing alright

    • @psychologicalsigma9917
      @psychologicalsigma9917 2 года назад +41

      Poor lady. She believed the Disney movies.

    • @picho5553
      @picho5553 2 года назад +17

      Dude I wish they help her bro this hit my heart.

    • @gaybrahamlinkoln5714
      @gaybrahamlinkoln5714 2 года назад +30

      She's fine. Still living a shitty life and making no money.

    • @gaybrahamlinkoln5714
      @gaybrahamlinkoln5714 2 года назад +4

      @@picho5553 this was ten years ago

    • @GNGRkidRIGHTthere
      @GNGRkidRIGHTthere 2 года назад +44

      @@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 Ant did have her on his Compound show recently. She's retired frum Staaarrbucksss

  • @HamsterWheelGaming
    @HamsterWheelGaming 4 года назад +189

    Say what you want but Patti is a million times better at taking banter and jabs than Dopie

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 года назад +2

      Omg yes!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jayski8987
      @jayski8987 2 года назад +15

      What are you taaaawkin about
      He knows radioooooo

    • @Txion661
      @Txion661 2 года назад

      That goes without saying

    • @user-to9lk8ix6h
      @user-to9lk8ix6h Год назад +4

      You really wanna go there?

    • @zgSH4DOW
      @zgSH4DOW Год назад

      She's such a buffoon, she's registering them as legitimate questions

  • @dessy073
    @dessy073 4 года назад +260

    I wanna summon shenron and use the dragonballs to bring patrice back. Lol imagine this interview 2020..

  • @nickf2854
    @nickf2854 4 года назад +65

    RIP Patrice, may you live eternally in three-some heaven.

    • @MrAce607
      @MrAce607 2 года назад +1

      Now if that's the real heaven I'm in. Cause by the sounds of heaven in a fucken church I'd rather party in hell with my friends. And not even do bad shit to go. Just because if you have to be as bori5 as the claim in the bible why the hell would anyone want to go. And I bet it's been a hell of a long time since someone was free enough from sin to get in. Even if they have had last rights 🤣🤣

    • @kappa_oasis
      @kappa_oasis Год назад +2

      Amen

  • @HereForLaughsAndLearns
    @HereForLaughsAndLearns 2 года назад +42

    Patrice is the funniest person that's ever lived.

  • @ICEMAN904x
    @ICEMAN904x 5 лет назад +265

    This is wild af to 2019 people

    • @MelloDeeBeats
      @MelloDeeBeats 4 года назад +23

      Feminist Twitter would go nuts

    • @Overqualified1
      @Overqualified1 4 года назад +3

      She could pull a me too and be a millionaire

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 3 года назад +7

      Patti gives me a rod and I still don’t know why. It’s fucked

    • @adambrown3918
      @adambrown3918 3 года назад +1

      This is tame to 2020 people. LOL!

    • @youngknowledgeseeker
      @youngknowledgeseeker 3 года назад

      Evan Noyes because she just takes it 😂

  • @Residual_gaming
    @Residual_gaming 5 лет назад +98

    “ go in there and get a sample” omfg 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @afatherfigure7340
    @afatherfigure7340 2 года назад +21

    1:57 "Who's this B**ch?" - Classic Patrice

  • @trevon9802
    @trevon9802 4 года назад +50

    Her-“Oh I remember...” everybody in the room- “oh shit” 😂

  • @Rasheed9
    @Rasheed9 4 года назад +67

    I died at "Did a sock puppet ever spit at you?" LMAOOO

  • @samwoods3430
    @samwoods3430 6 лет назад +108

    Patrice said it smells like "plumbers foot" lol

  • @wavyheat305
    @wavyheat305 6 лет назад +14

    "Whoooos this Bitch?" IM HOLLLLLLERING

  • @erindewan6758
    @erindewan6758 6 лет назад +229

    Poor Patti seems like a broken mk-ultra prototype

    • @naleparyan
      @naleparyan 6 лет назад +6

      Erin Dewan hilarious!

    • @Uhuru_Askari
      @Uhuru_Askari 6 лет назад +16

      LOL! Broken MK-Ultra Prototype! Hahaha! Her programming clearly isn't broken. She's still a Virgin. Hahaha!

    • @erindewan6758
      @erindewan6758 6 лет назад +13

      Patti's a virgin but her alters are all filthy girls

    • @jackigoon6168
      @jackigoon6168 6 лет назад +4

      God damn that'd be a great band name if it wasn't so fucking long.

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 5 лет назад

      @Jon Snow SECRET SOCIETIES!

  • @samwoods3430
    @samwoods3430 6 лет назад +42

    Are you in?
    Patti: "I think"

  • @rustcohle8638
    @rustcohle8638 6 лет назад +92

    I actually find Patti's accent pretty sexy. I live nowhere near the eastern seaboard, so it's exotic for me.

    • @mes98yng22
      @mes98yng22 6 лет назад +13

      Rust Cohle Eww you like jewy old broads voices? No thanks.

    • @richiejcruz2907
      @richiejcruz2907 5 лет назад +8

      Anthony Carpio I'm with rust cohle to be honest! Sexy,exotic,beautiful lol no lie.

    • @GohnwithaG
      @GohnwithaG 4 года назад +10

      yeah like Fran Drescher.. fuckin 🔥

    • @alishabazz5905
      @alishabazz5905 4 года назад +12

      Rust Cohle me too in a strange way... I’m almost ashamed of it lol🤣🤣🤣

    • @Andrew-ly6yf
      @Andrew-ly6yf 3 года назад +1

      I had this exact thought listening to a different O&A video.

  • @krdragon6950
    @krdragon6950 4 года назад +60

    I think Patti has made it clear she’s incapable of loving anyone because she’s too afraid of someone abusing her.

  • @FangXL
    @FangXL 4 года назад +58

    Look at that picture of patty, she's damn good looking for a ghoulish apparition

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 4 года назад +2

      GandaPain these modafuckers have a picture of her ass in the backed up website

    • @MDMAx
      @MDMAx 3 года назад +2

      thank you sir for the laugh :D i needed it. i wish someone brings you same joy for that

  • @xcaluhbration
    @xcaluhbration 6 лет назад +80

    Angry Stalker Patti is surprisingly arousing.

  • @ClosedEyeVisualisations
    @ClosedEyeVisualisations 6 лет назад +129

    God i love Patti, she's the only one i feel bad for when they rip on her, she does not deserve it at all.

    • @boomzy9532
      @boomzy9532 4 года назад +29

      But that's part of why it's so funny.

    • @vincenzoaudittori1490
      @vincenzoaudittori1490 4 года назад

      Lsdmthc

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 4 года назад +32

      When Opie crushed her prescription glasses for no reason, I lost any bit of respect I had for him. What an ass...
      When you're so talentless that you have to destroy innocent people's personal things for "laughs", you should lose everything & do unbearable podcasts in a pub

    • @JM-gv7dn
      @JM-gv7dn 4 года назад +14

      She doesn't have to be on the show if she doesn't want to

    • @robertanderson9460
      @robertanderson9460 3 года назад +11

      Patti definitely has serious trauma or something which was never addressed. Bobo doesn't need to be full bobo if he tried (you can see more normal bobes in the post O&A years), and Di did everything to herself. Patti is the only victim of her childhood

  • @Nos677
    @Nos677 6 лет назад +77

    I always thought it was so sad. She wasted her life doing nothing.

    • @mocoj7423
      @mocoj7423 5 лет назад +51

      She was an abandoned foster child, and from all the stories she's told over the years it's clear the father sexually abused her to some degree which undoubtedly stunted her emotional growth. It's a shame she wasn't able to cope with it in a healthier way and let it affect her so severely.

    • @Women_Rock
      @Women_Rock 4 года назад +4

      Look up the video: The Man Who Would Never Be, What They Made Him To Be

    • @MDMAx
      @MDMAx 3 года назад +1

      @Niko Roulias as opposed to?

    • @davidleung1496
      @davidleung1496 3 года назад

      Angry Stalker Patti is surprisingly arousing.

    • @cartercartercartercar
      @cartercartercartercar 2 года назад +1

      she seems to be ok. definitely better than most of the people involved in this show.

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 6 лет назад +117

    poor Patti :(

  • @mattshepherd1736
    @mattshepherd1736 3 года назад +44

    This woman may be dense as a rock but she can take a joke and roll with the punches which I like

    • @ThatBugBehindYou
      @ThatBugBehindYou 3 года назад +7

      She doesn't take any of the jokes and roll with any punches, she genuinely doesn't know that someone can say something with the purpose of insulting or sarcasm. She thought every comment was a genuine suggestion or actual advice that she could accept or decline.

    • @mattshepherd1736
      @mattshepherd1736 3 года назад +1

      @@ThatBugBehindYou maybe I miss read the situation and she didn’t take the joke well she just couldn’t see it’s a joke because she’s unfunny and dumb

  • @DIP-HOUSECOM
    @DIP-HOUSECOM 6 лет назад +31

    I can smell it through the audio

  • @GreenGearMood
    @GreenGearMood 6 лет назад +33

    Edginess aside, she's cuter than I thought she'd be.

  • @TruthPill69
    @TruthPill69 3 года назад +11

    Patrice is a fucking G.... he got this girl analyzed so fast

  • @orgnl
    @orgnl 4 года назад +28

    she sounds like harley quinn

  • @dom19945
    @dom19945 6 лет назад +82

    How do you become over 50 years old and still think the special person exists for you to give your virginity to? Like after 50 years, had you ever thought that the special person line was a myth?

    • @cherryflowers7436
      @cherryflowers7436 6 лет назад +24

      Dom1118 are you surprised. She's 50 working at Starbucks.
      In her mind she's still 20 😒

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 6 лет назад +32

      She probably pushed that special person away with her personal issues, which were no fault of her own.

    • @hublotkingcole683
      @hublotkingcole683 6 лет назад +6

      phanatic215 unfortunately

    • @slammysammy9555
      @slammysammy9555 2 года назад +1

      @@phanatic215 no such thing as a special person anyway

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 2 года назад +2

      @@slammysammy9555 most folks just settle for someone they get along with, but there are a few relationships that I've witnessed that both people just have the same vibe and energy. It's disgusting to see, but also inspirational because it means someone you could truly be friends with and be on love is possible.

  • @heluxg
    @heluxg 3 года назад +11

    Patti seems like a sweet heart

  • @Trololjklsdajsdkjs
    @Trololjklsdajsdkjs 3 года назад +8

    “Did a sock puppet ever spit at you?” Bruh 😭

  • @nimo517
    @nimo517 3 года назад +10

    This is why so many people 30+yo are in awe about how PC ruined our ability to publicly listen to conversations that occur even today, but never on record.

  • @jartstopsign
    @jartstopsign 6 лет назад +13

    When he called her Methuzulah I lost it holy shit

  • @V4Now
    @V4Now 3 года назад +26

    Patti's sweet, she deserves someone nice.

  • @crazydrummer99999
    @crazydrummer99999 4 года назад +46

    9:56
    "Patti get a fresh sample"
    "Get in there"
    "Get back in there"
    "Get it back in there"
    hilarious

    • @tanakafupa4255
      @tanakafupa4255 3 года назад +2

      These guys are radio thugs. No remorse

  • @Dre2Dee2
    @Dre2Dee2 6 лет назад +15

    Patti back when she was a hot and spicy 50 year old

  • @krdragon6950
    @krdragon6950 4 года назад +27

    30:30 Patrice is 100% right on his analysis on Patti.

  • @jerrodbates8480
    @jerrodbates8480 6 лет назад +15

    EVERYONE was on fire in this one!!!

  • @Qwerty-kz7gk
    @Qwerty-kz7gk 4 года назад +23

    You could tell she had some heavy trauma right off the bat... this one was really sad. Hope she got the help she deserved

  • @Doomreb
    @Doomreb 6 лет назад +14

    Damn, Patrice was always on it with the movies man. Ms.45 is a classic.

  • @mihaeltomasovic
    @mihaeltomasovic 6 лет назад +30

    damn patti must have been really good looking when she was younger... she still isn't bad looking in that picture!

    • @Shaner373
      @Shaner373 6 лет назад +1

      that cause she is younger in that pic

    • @brotoswaggins6238
      @brotoswaggins6238 6 лет назад

      hell no

    • @comablack4691
      @comablack4691 6 лет назад

      What?!?!!?!!!!??!

    • @jennpenn5
      @jennpenn5 6 лет назад +17

      Her high school or college graduation pic was posted as she looked as horrific as ever. You really need to get out more if Patti is starting to look good to you.

    • @MrAppie9090
      @MrAppie9090 6 лет назад +7

      jennpenn5 yeah i could be lost in the wilderness for a fucking year and i'd still rather fuck a squirrel than Patty

  • @eyalgolan251
    @eyalgolan251 3 года назад +5

    This is still futuristic session even for 2021

  • @kevincruz7958
    @kevincruz7958 6 лет назад +53

    she sounds like Harley Queen

  • @BlaccBoii
    @BlaccBoii 6 лет назад +8

    gold, pure fucking gold..

  • @l.v.santana6235
    @l.v.santana6235 2 года назад +29

    I know Opie gets a lot of hate but that joke at 35:30 legit made me laugh like Patrice

  • @DanXJ19
    @DanXJ19 6 лет назад +16

    I feel bad for her. :(

  • @joshuaadrian8225
    @joshuaadrian8225 6 лет назад +16

    I love stalker Patti.

  • @Big-Papa-Smurf
    @Big-Papa-Smurf 6 лет назад +34

    Patrice always seemed to like what Opie had to say.

    • @mtherfurth
      @mtherfurth 3 года назад +9

      Because Opie was a great showrunner. He's setting up Ant and Jim like no one else can! Does no one see this?!

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 3 года назад +5

      @@mtherfurth That doesn't excuse him ruining bits or getting annoyed that he's not the center of attention.

    • @AgentFlea
      @AgentFlea 3 года назад +5

      @@robrick9361 No it doesn't. But I understand how resentment and asshole tendencies can build up when everyone around you is funnier.
      The straight man is essential to a comedy group.

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 2 года назад +3

      It's because he treated Opie like a true friend, which it seems like something he wanted a lot more than anyone else in that industry wanted. Opie is obviously to blame for a lot of the issues the show had, but I'll never bash him for no reason like everyone else does, he was absolutely essential to the show.

    • @slammysammy9555
      @slammysammy9555 2 года назад

      Yeah Patrice was always nice to Opie for some reason

  • @TheGeenat
    @TheGeenat 6 лет назад +20

    Jesus. The real life Adrian (rocky).

  • @paulmike9398
    @paulmike9398 6 лет назад +24

    Opie “minimal wage”

  • @The_Dosage
    @The_Dosage 6 лет назад +41

    God, her voice.

    • @eFrog27
      @eFrog27 6 лет назад +16

      oliver chapman made me cum

    • @The_Dosage
      @The_Dosage 6 лет назад +6

      Baila sin tus huaraches lol nah B.

    • @ChibiViolin
      @ChibiViolin 6 лет назад +3

      oliver chapman I love it.

    • @JahmBProducts
      @JahmBProducts 6 лет назад +14

      Sounds like a drunk Harley Quinn

    • @samwoods3430
      @samwoods3430 6 лет назад +1

      JahmBProducts yes Sir!

  • @DarthGizzle
    @DarthGizzle 3 года назад +2

    I almost passed out from laughing so much omg

  • @stripperkaraoke3578
    @stripperkaraoke3578 4 года назад +5

    Patty looks really pretty! She hides behind her glasses and ponytail.

    • @hurrifanc.3434
      @hurrifanc.3434 3 года назад +1

      I thought you were a desperate dude until i realized your just a silly girl

  • @Icecodes
    @Icecodes 5 лет назад +8

    Although these guys are comedians their prognosis was genius

  • @garionbush5906
    @garionbush5906 5 лет назад +11

    Pre me too era lol

    • @abloshow91
      @abloshow91 3 года назад

      This is so pre me too in actually engaged.

  • @onetimebear5681
    @onetimebear5681 4 года назад +8

    Now I know where Bill Burr got his woman voice from ... uncanny.

  • @phanatic215
    @phanatic215 6 лет назад +12

    She looks okay in that pic. Sucks she was molested as a kid

  • @johnnieriot13
    @johnnieriot13 6 лет назад +44

    I hate when they belittle people for working hard.

    • @ImNotJoshPotter
      @ImNotJoshPotter 6 лет назад +29

      john Carlos
      I think they were being more critical of here working so long at the same position without moving anywhere. It sounds like they just thought she could do better.

    • @johnnieriot13
      @johnnieriot13 6 лет назад +4

      ImNotJoshPotter if that’s the case than my fault and thank you for filling me in

    • @Big-Papa-Smurf
      @Big-Papa-Smurf 6 лет назад +2

      stop it

    • @jennpenn5
      @jennpenn5 6 лет назад +8

      Patti doesn't work hard. She chooses to work part time. 15 - 20 hours a week, then gets government housing, pays for satellite radio and goes to the casino. She stinks.

    • @johnnieriot13
      @johnnieriot13 6 лет назад +2

      jennpenn5 no one chooses part time work you sound like some one from a well off family

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 5 лет назад +30

    I don’t know what’s more unbelievable, the way they were talking to her, or her attitude towards it all, lmao. Sad situation lol

  • @donnellkennedy2492
    @donnellkennedy2492 4 года назад +6

    I miss these days 😂😂😂

  • @paulosicne8498
    @paulosicne8498 2 года назад +5

    I'm sure she's got hit on, but she's waiting for the CHAD that will never appear. Women who are rated as a 5 or 6 will pursue a 8 to 10 guy. They remove themselves completely out of the relationship game with their expectations of a hot CHAD appearing.

  • @mrDeathtrooper
    @mrDeathtrooper 6 лет назад +13

    She sounds like her voice is putting her to sleep

  • @entertainmentvidz
    @entertainmentvidz 2 года назад +4

    Poor Patti I felt sorry for her . Lol strong tho I give that she took all that from those guys and didn't cry most women was gonna cry

  • @jennpenn5
    @jennpenn5 6 лет назад +29

    Everyone saying how nice looking Patti is...this is an extraordinarily misleading picture where she was made up for some show event. Although she still looks pretty bad here, she is usually 100x more ghoulish.

    • @pointlessopinion611
      @pointlessopinion611 6 лет назад +2

      jennpenn5
      Damn you!!!!!!!That's like watching The Ring!

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 6 лет назад +11

      She isn't the first or last woman to wear makeup to enhance her looks. Come on bro. How many women at the bar on Saturday night look exactly the same on Sunday morning?

    • @rosellitv8054
      @rosellitv8054 5 лет назад

      True, she’s a homeless Jew

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 4 года назад +2

      jennpenn5 I think I need my phone exorcised.

    • @theflanman420420
      @theflanman420420 3 года назад +2

      jennpenn5 yikes

  • @tredekka13
    @tredekka13 6 лет назад +3

    "Who's this bitch?" LOL

  • @YoungLxVegas
    @YoungLxVegas 3 года назад +4

    You a virgin yeah “ how do you pee out of that “ yo I’m dead !!!

  • @XTheDentist
    @XTheDentist 5 лет назад +8

    Tbh Pattie doesnt look that bad in this photo. Normally I LOVE the bashings they dish out but damn the way they treat Pattie is just maybe a little over the top.

  • @Wgz945
    @Wgz945 3 года назад +3

    Had to turn this off at work was laughing wayyyy too hard😂😂😂

  • @marcusgrant86
    @marcusgrant86 3 года назад +5

    They would cancel Patrice today! Lol he was too great for this world

  • @dalefuentes2853
    @dalefuentes2853 3 года назад +4

    This the best day of my life I haven't laughed so hard I think I hurt myself 🤣🤣

  • @estebandeleon2504
    @estebandeleon2504 2 года назад +3

    At 37:58 "here is patti growing up..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @Zerolax69
    @Zerolax69 6 лет назад +4

    "who is this Bitch?" HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @abelsmokes
    @abelsmokes 6 лет назад +42

    "The Pajizzmas"

  • @xymoriintus
    @xymoriintus 2 года назад +11

    My heart breaks for Patti, truly

  • @geniusidiot4891
    @geniusidiot4891 6 лет назад +6

    Did there ever end up being any more stories from Patti?

  • @GooberMagonk
    @GooberMagonk 6 лет назад +7

    1:57 is the origin of the Jim Norton black guy character

  • @DaBearsv3
    @DaBearsv3 4 года назад +2

    "Can I smell it" LMAO

  • @wraithstrongopark
    @wraithstrongopark 2 года назад +3

    patti is so funny to me. i could listen to her talk for a while, then never.

  • @idojuegos2151
    @idojuegos2151 6 лет назад +21

    Anthony is a comedian genius

  • @jbenning050
    @jbenning050 6 лет назад +2

    This is hella funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 4 года назад +1

    "If my stomach could take it I would smell it but.."
    "Come on!"
    "Mutha fuuuuuck you."

  • @mk7566
    @mk7566 6 лет назад +7

    this shit was rough to listen to smh

  • @stefanofleury170
    @stefanofleury170 2 месяца назад

    At 12:18 "come on you librarian from Ghostbusters " kills me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevelethal2910
    @stevelethal2910 3 года назад +9

    Respect to Patty. It's not her fault she was abandoned and molested. Nothing wrong with being celibate. It's far more impressive when women stay away from sex because they can have it whenever they want. Girls today could learn a thing or two about virtue.

    • @ThatBugBehindYou
      @ThatBugBehindYou 3 года назад +1

      What's with you virtue/purity idiots ignoring everything about a woman other than her having or not having sex?
      This is a dusty old woman is shoving her hand down her pants in front of an audience all for potential fame and that's literally the least dirty thing she's done on this show.
      The women out there that sleep around for 25 years then settle down and raise a child have twice as much virtue as Patty because at least none of them masturbated live to a listener audience of thousands.

    • @samueldawkins
      @samueldawkins 2 года назад +3

      @@ThatBugBehindYou that logic doesn't make sense it all but not surprising since it sounds like an emotional outburst.

    • @samueldawkins
      @samueldawkins 2 года назад +3

      also you can't give patty credit for bring celibate when its based on unresolved issues from being abused as a child. she is afraid of intimacy with men and being alone with them. don't know why you are acting like its based on her moral fiber.
      she would deserve some credit if she worked through the issues either on her own or with the help of a shrink but she never did that.

    • @user-to9lk8ix6h
      @user-to9lk8ix6h Год назад +1

      @@samueldawkins The guy has a point. Just look at all the porn stars they had on over the years. Most of them were touched funny too and dove headfirst into sexuality. It can go either way.

  • @drewinsur7321
    @drewinsur7321 4 года назад +3

    not gonna lie, i feel terrible, but this entire segment is so funny and fuck up lmao comedy>meanness

  • @TheStarcraftJunkie
    @TheStarcraftJunkie 5 лет назад +11

    Stalker Patti should start a podcast... or some twisted kinda reverse ASMR

  • @OfficialSituation
    @OfficialSituation 5 лет назад +8

    Is that misty from GTA3

  • @pressbutton5101
    @pressbutton5101 3 года назад +3

    HOLY SHIT SHE DID IT!!!! HAHAHAHA

  • @Botmoot
    @Botmoot Год назад +2

    It might not be this one but opie had a funny line when Patti was elaborating on paying her boring bills with way too much details and he just steamrolls her with “yeah we know how life works” 😂😂

  • @IntrovertRockstar
    @IntrovertRockstar 4 года назад +1

    2020 couldn’t handle this

  • @itsnotatoober
    @itsnotatoober 6 лет назад +1

    WHeres the second part of this?

  • @furlonggg1
    @furlonggg1 3 года назад +1

    It was floating at the top 😂

  • @patrickbaklava7297
    @patrickbaklava7297 3 года назад +3

    Damn i feel bad for her tbh. Somebody got her

  • @coreym4475
    @coreym4475 4 года назад +4

    This made my stomach turn 😣😫

  • @MrAce607
    @MrAce607 2 года назад +2

    R.I.P.
    #Patrice
    #ComedyKing
    #OGComedyPatrice

  • @johnd.7601
    @johnd.7601 2 года назад +1

    "It's like bread" brah......🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thornie123
    @thornie123 Год назад

    “Who’s this bitch…” I love Patrice fuck I always wish he was alive every time I hear a line like that lol