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That Ogryn who is considered intelligent for his kind is Nork Deddog and he was considered intelligent because he could count to 4 without an intelligence chip (also called a bonehead chip) Here’s a quote from him: “Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!” I feel like Jonk fits the role well
@@attilakovacs5040 I do not know, I do know though someone he was protecting was being eaten by a Tyranid creature that was massive and he charged the creature, smashing one of its mandibles apart, reached in and dragged the man who was now missing the lower half of his body due to the creatures stomach but he was still alive. Nork is stupid but he is loyal to a fault.
@@JosephHead Ogryns are actually the epitome of gentle giants on steroids They are all friendly and gentle,but if they get angry,they can even hurl away a Rogal Dorn Tank.
During a battle once, a commissar asked an ogryn to bring him a medkit from their truck to heal his leg. The Ogryn couldn't find the medkit and just dragged the truck back to the commissar
To Cath: Ogryns are predominantly used as shock troops and meat shields, smashing foes and carrying the biggest guns (Ripper guns and heavy stubbers). To Ellis: Ironically, you were talking to at least one brick wall, and he's playing as an Ogryn. Addendum: a FIVE DAY LONG PLAYLIST?! When do you have time to listen to others?
If Ellis and I ever played a game together, it would probably be a back and forth about 40k lore. Also the smartest Ogryn could also spell his first name.
Did jonk give the darktide devs permission to use his looks and speech pattern for the orgyn? Cause he was captured perfectly. Anyway, great vid as always, and Ellis would be a mechanicus priest that would go on and on about old Terra's tech and you cannot convince me otherwise.
i fell inlove with 40k just this year upon finding the 40k RTS games on my dad's old hard drive. for all the years i've supported WPE i have NEVER thought of alex as chaos cultist UNTIL NOW. IT JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!
My friend showed this to me and I relate to Ellis so much - the dynamic I have with my friend is just like this with him asking questions seconds after I answered them and not acknowledging my trivia haha
Funny thing about Jake's character, the personality he chose for his Ogryn (The Bully) gets excited about Trains in his voice lines. He really is an Ogryn.
3:04 “no fun, only emperor.” I can totally imagine someone saying that in universe, also reminds me of this: “Having fun is illegal.” “That is true.” [skeleton shriek]
Happy Holidays everyone. I just want to say thanks to WPE for the great vids and for always putting a smile one my face when life kicks you in the ars.
Oh my gods, I have only been up for like an hour on my birthday, and already I laugh cried a little from this video. I don't know why the toast tickled me so much XD
5:50 Ellis, Jake did respond to you when you started explaining it and even laughed at the information, it makes sense to complain at Alex but Jake was actually paying attention for once
Yet again I randomly click on one of your vids as it popped out of the interweb-verse whilst I was searching for something about the game I am playing ... and two minutes later I am no longer in a bad mood :D
Welcome to WH, there's more where that came from. One story from WH fantasy involved a goblin who was force-fed troll meat by orcs. Troll meat has the interesting tendency of regenerating at a crazy rate, even when it is detached from the body of a troll, so the goblin essentially ate one bite of meat which would turn into an actual troll when inside his stomach. However, instead of exploding into 1000 goblin pieces or turning into a high-pressure vomit/shit jet, the goblin grew with the troll meat and got bigger and fatter than those guys who show up at Walmarts in their scootmobiles. He then became a warlord for goblins and orcs because nobody could resist his big thighs and became public enemy no.1 for High Elves as he decided it would be fun to hooligan their way over to their donut island.
Ellis is the poor commissar given command of an ogryn squad. He might as well just communicate with "big gun makes loud booms so big ogryns like them." Probably get more of a response from the rest
With all the shit going on in the world right now, your videos are a welcome relief. I have rarely laughed this heartily. Thank you guys for being a light in the dark :) Have a wonderful holiday with your loved ones
I used to be into 40k and I feel like Ellis doesn’t get the appreciation he deserves for the random lore dump. Especially with how fun the ogryn’s are in the lore. So Ellis, I appreciate your fact even if the rest of the crew doesn’t!
So you find a really nice strong flavored whole wheat bread and toast it good then you steam it and mix it, the bananas, the vanilla and steamed raisins together and make toast pudding
I don't think so. The Ogryn must be suffering massive headaches having to be controlled by a person dumber than a fictional one. I don't know how a fictional character could have a headache, but when Jonk's involved, I believe it's 100% possible.
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Thank god, I always miss them
no the Ogryn cud cont to 3 or 4
Y’all should play path of titans 😂
Ellis, I love the lore you give, so atleast a yt viewer appreachiates it.
Ellis what about Nork Deddog?
Jonk is definitely an Ogryn, Elis is either a zealot or veteran, Cath and Gabby are 100% a psyker, and Alex is most likely a Chaos Cultist
Whut.....no...Who me?....Never....yes-yes
@@SulkyNarwhal oh god he's a skaven... actually, that fits more for Cath though doesn't it?
I forgor which one sulky narwhal is 💀
@@a1z158
He can't be a skaven, they don't exist
Elis is mechanicus.
That Ogryn who is considered intelligent for his kind is Nork Deddog and he was considered intelligent because he could count to 4 without an intelligence chip (also called a bonehead chip)
Here’s a quote from him:
“Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!”
I feel like Jonk fits the role well
I read that speech in Jonk's voice
I read that with like a redneck voice.
Didn't Nork became pissed off once so much that he yeeted a terminator and a chaos marine into the ground?
@@attilakovacs5040 I do not know, I do know though someone he was protecting was being eaten by a Tyranid creature that was massive and he charged the creature, smashing one of its mandibles apart, reached in and dragged the man who was now missing the lower half of his body due to the creatures stomach but he was still alive. Nork is stupid but he is loyal to a fault.
@@JosephHead Ogryns are actually the epitome of gentle giants on steroids
They are all friendly and gentle,but if they get angry,they can even hurl away a Rogal Dorn Tank.
@1:21 Jake: "Actually, dont help me"
Zombie: *rushes in and begins winding up to the literal moon to BASH Jake flat*
he shouldn’t survive from that nurgle cultist. but if he did, than it is amazing (yet again, whats the point of attacking his head?).
As somebody who regularly lore-dumps about Warhammer 40K and is ignored by his friends, I feel your pain Ellis! Thanks for all the laughs :)
Yeah that happens way too often to me too.
@@joegrcz7151 their loss! Everyone could do with more warhammer in their lives!
@@snapblink karking yeah!
Dido to that
I have the fortunate nature of my friends being interested in it. Some of them even lore dump to me.
Jonk needs one of those brain chips the ogryns have. At least they can form cohesive sentences with those
oh a bone'ead
Even with a bone'ead chip won't help jonk
@@kileytingey6828idk, he might be able to count to 3 with the highest caliber chip
@Dustin even then it's jonk he'll still mess it up
@@kileytingey6828 Magos Biologis:
During a battle once, a commissar asked an ogryn to bring him a medkit from their truck to heal his leg. The Ogryn couldn't find the medkit and just dragged the truck back to the commissar
I really like elis knowledge about 40k, cause its precisely the type of random shit i love, and the fact is actual lore is just a chef's kiss;
Jake: BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!
The rest of the crew: Did you hear something?
Brother, I am stuck in the terrain! BROTHER!
@@clockworks5069 BROTHER, what is my armor made out of BROTHER
@@MediaDroid960 BROTHER, where did my rations go BROTHER
@@clockworks5069 hello badger fan
cath's evil laugh gave me flash backs to the witch from banjo and kazooie, and now im gonna have random witch laughing in my head for the next month 👍
That's how you know the witch's curse has taken effect.
This game is such a blast, Ogryn is just too fun.
Waaayyy too fun og and vet are my favorite, my gf loves ogryn because of their lore.
@@kileytingey6828 fairly new to the 40k stuff myself and have been dipping into the lore more and it is crazy good!
@KrafaXXII Huzzah! A Man of Quality!
When it said "New Zealand ping intensifies" I felt that in my soul.
Of course Jonk main Ogryn and Ellis Veteran.
He has the brains as one
@krafaxxii6685 Jonk as an ogryn
@KrafaXXII Jonk
I would really REALLY like to see Jake poke a god forsaken daemonhost
He'd have to do that before Cath does though.
we all know how this scene starts
ellis: "whatch out there's a host"
cath:"do you hear the whi-" startled host
This might be one of the most calm WPE episodes there are
To Cath: Ogryns are predominantly used as shock troops and meat shields, smashing foes and carrying the biggest guns (Ripper guns and heavy stubbers).
To Ellis: Ironically, you were talking to at least one brick wall, and he's playing as an Ogryn.
Addendum: a FIVE DAY LONG PLAYLIST?! When do you have time to listen to others?
When she's not eating (REDACTED), obviously.
My questionnis how long does that usually take?
@@TheDapperDragon My guess? Five days. Need to pass the time when eating (REDACTED).
That explains a LOT about Gabby's insanity.
I’m surprised elis didn’t talk about how Cathy’s psycher would shout mind rape when using her powers
I'm sorry, WHAT!?
@@beatzdyer yeah the psycher screams mind rape sometimes when you blow up a heretic’s head
I like Ellis talking about the 40k lore.
0:20 Ellis: He's in the walls... HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!
I just watched Blarke and Son and Im so glad I got this reference
"You sound like a witch, Cath!"
She says....TO THE PSYKER.
If Ellis and I ever played a game together, it would probably be a back and forth about 40k lore. Also the smartest Ogryn could also spell his first name.
Did jonk give the darktide devs permission to use his looks and speech pattern for the orgyn? Cause he was captured perfectly. Anyway, great vid as always, and Ellis would be a mechanicus priest that would go on and on about old Terra's tech and you cannot convince me otherwise.
i fell inlove with 40k just this year upon finding the 40k RTS games on my dad's old hard drive. for all the years i've supported WPE i have NEVER thought of alex as chaos cultist UNTIL NOW. IT JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!
What games? Names?
was it dawn of war?
that game got me into WK40K for...16 years ago or smth
Definitely a slaanesh one
I really like 40k so Ellis’s lore bits are great
jake: actually don’t help me
The enemy beside him with a mace about to absolutely destroy him: leeeeeroooooooy jaaaaaaakeeeeeeens
6:30 for not caring about 40k lore that is a great tech priest impression
Ellis: There's no friendly fire
Cath: "And I took that personally"
My friend showed this to me and I relate to Ellis so much - the dynamic I have with my friend is just like this with him asking questions seconds after I answered them and not acknowledging my trivia haha
I wasn’t prepared for the “Oh nooo~” at being smashed by a mutant
Recently started getting into Warhammer stuff and didn't expect to see this
As a Warhammer 40k enjoyer if you have any questions about the lore or for good game im willing to give.
FOR THE ETERNAL CRUSADE!!!
@@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 t...T'au'va?
@@mariosoadfan DIE PLASMA SPAMING XENO FILTH!!!
But if your asking means in blue berry speach(tau) "Greater Good".
@@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 it's a good idea to bring a power sword to a plasma gun battle, gue'la
@@mariosoadfan More of a thunder Hammer an shield guy.
6:24 does jake chuckling at the part where they dump all their ammo count as conversation acknowledgement?
I really like those "actually" moments from Ellis, it's even better when it's about W40k lore.
Extra points for the Mechanicus edit joke there.
Hey Jonk, they added you and your kids in game at 2:29 ! Congratulations !
Thank you very much for uploading frequently. You guys rock, and are one of the most beautiful people. WPE Hurrah!
Funny thing about Jake's character, the personality he chose for his Ogryn (The Bully) gets excited about Trains in his voice lines. He really is an Ogryn.
shoutout to the coding humor at 6:32
this recent group of videos is a christmas miracle
8:49 this section is pure heresy may the emperor be merciful to us
Ellis being the one who knows 40k lore makes sense in the way that I know nobody else in the group would even bother to look at a book.
It shows, that the editor is also a 40k fan. Subtitles for the bit where they talk like robots is very Mechanicus-like.
Awesome
@ 4:48 what are you doing step mutie 😂
Just to say, it's awesome to see Ellis know so much "geekiness" stuff, i love halo and w40k myself and it's great to see him go on about it :)
2:25 was that a crow who laughed?
Glad to see I'm not the only Kiwi struggling with ping in this game lol. Playing with anyone outside NZ is just pain.
"New Zealand Ping Intensifies"
Good god do I feel that...
3:04 “no fun, only emperor.” I can totally imagine someone saying that in universe, also reminds me of this:
“Having fun is illegal.”
“That is true.”
[skeleton shriek]
I can definitely see Jonk as a Stupid Hulk, he only goes back to “normal” when he’s not stupid.
i want to play this game with ellis and hear every bit of lore
Ellis: Drops Lore
Everyone Else: Silence
5:50 thanks for the lore bit Ellis!
9:00 fun fact: my father doesn't eat toast and i quote "who eats dried bread"
Happy Holidays everyone. I just want to say thanks to WPE for the great vids and for always putting a smile one my face when life kicks you in the ars.
0:15 NOW HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?! LOL
Oh my gods, I have only been up for like an hour on my birthday, and already I laugh cried a little from this video. I don't know why the toast tickled me so much XD
As a 40k nerd I love hearing other nerds go off on random 40k tangents, so you go off Ellis! Tells us more Ogryn fun facts!
If it was Nick who animated the witch, Cath's chaotic energy in the spinning witch was appreciated.
6:15 ellis now its fun to listen to u good job (we all love WH40K)
I like Ellis's little tangents it is very interesting 😁
Love your content keep up the great work
You are legally obligated to talk like an ogryn when playing as the ogryn class whenever things get out of hand.
As Cath said on Twitter, Alex really is a basement gremlin.
5:50 Ellis, Jake did respond to you when you started explaining it and even laughed at the information, it makes sense to complain at Alex but Jake was actually paying attention for once
Yet again I randomly click on one of your vids as it popped out of the interweb-verse whilst I was searching for something about the game I am playing ... and two minutes later I am no longer in a bad mood :D
I appreciated that lil bit of lore about the Ogryn, cause that is hilarious.
Welcome to WH, there's more where that came from.
One story from WH fantasy involved a goblin who was force-fed troll meat by orcs. Troll meat has the interesting tendency of regenerating at a crazy rate, even when it is detached from the body of a troll, so the goblin essentially ate one bite of meat which would turn into an actual troll when inside his stomach. However, instead of exploding into 1000 goblin pieces or turning into a high-pressure vomit/shit jet, the goblin grew with the troll meat and got bigger and fatter than those guys who show up at Walmarts in their scootmobiles. He then became a warlord for goblins and orcs because nobody could resist his big thighs and became public enemy no.1 for High Elves as he decided it would be fun to hooligan their way over to their donut island.
I genuinely listen to Ellis talking about the lore
This is the perfect game for you lot. Complete chaos even when the enemy isn't attacking.
Good to see some Warhammer on this channel. Praise the Omnissiah!
i feel like WorstPremadeEver's motto would be "anything that could go wrong, will go wrong."
I've been waiting for this video to come out XD
Yessss, was hoping you guys were gunna play darktide
She did NOT, I repeat, did NOT kill that trapper.
boiled toast like they've never had dumplings
Jake picks the most house keeping weapons lmao
knowing you all played Vermintide i shouldve expected this, but i must say it is a very pleasant surprise, hilarious as shit love your stuff
Children are usually counting past 10 by age 4. So lets imagine something the size of the hulk with a 3 year old brain. Oh wait. That's just the hulk.
1:51 As someone who lives in New Zealand can confirm this is how our ping usually is on EU servers
Just love the sight of an Ogryn called JONK
For Ellis: "Hmm, neat." 😁👍
I, for one, appreciate Ellis' trivia interstitials...
0:37 "Arrow In The Knee" song playing in the background.
5:00 Oh, nyo.
At 4:39 why is this so relatable with all us guys why!!!!!
I love jake sooo much he's soo adorable
Ellis is the poor commissar given command of an ogryn squad. He might as well just communicate with "big gun makes loud booms so big ogryns like them." Probably get more of a response from the rest
Like always, JAKE is being JONK
You guys ever gonna play the game Raft? I would love to see you guys f ing around with the shark
The Jacobim Mugatu Zealot is amazing
This is all I want in my matches... good ole horrible humor. P.S. You def need Paperclunt as next character name.
I dont know anything about this channel but the name "WorstPremadeEver" sold it to me
I want a video of all the times when Ellis was trying to tell the rest some lore but they just ignored him.
With all the shit going on in the world right now, your videos are a welcome relief. I have rarely laughed this heartily.
Thank you guys for being a light in the dark :) Have a wonderful holiday with your loved ones
I used to be into 40k and I feel like Ellis doesn’t get the appreciation he deserves for the random lore dump. Especially with how fun the ogryn’s are in the lore. So Ellis, I appreciate your fact even if the rest of the crew doesn’t!
I love the store merch photos.
It's ok, Ellis, I enjoyed your WH40k Lore tidbit :3
So you find a really nice strong flavored whole wheat bread and toast it good
then you steam it
and mix it, the bananas, the vanilla and steamed raisins together and make toast pudding
Jake playing as an Ogryn is very fitting
I don't think so. The Ogryn must be suffering massive headaches having to be controlled by a person dumber than a fictional one. I don't know how a fictional character could have a headache, but when Jonk's involved, I believe it's 100% possible.
Cathy's evil laugh is the best
Yes! More! I want this to be the new Killing Floor!
Mad props for the .bat pun!
Evil ogryn be like: I hate big boomy noises