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Hey the 1911 won 2 world wars so at that point probably have won at least 8 😂
More italian words......
For a more modern take
Try Redfall.
That game got even MATN to swear at it.
no no no Jake its Conlonial as said on the title
- Black Seraphimon
Spunkmeyer was the copilot on the drop ship in Aliens.
Conlonel Jonk they call him, shooting his teammates instead of the aliens. The galaxy is in safe hands guys.
Jonk shoots only those teammates that haven't been cath'd yet.
The galaxy is more in danger of wpe than the aliens
Arousing.
At that point, he's just Commissar Jonk.
Can’t tell if you deliberately misspelled colonel, are replicating jonk or if you were going for another word
In Alex's defense, I think "face fucker" plushies would sell. And I love how Jonk mixed in a train story at the end.
Available now, with the extendable wiener by tugging on the face fucker tail
rule 34
Oh yeah they would sell, just not on a sfw store.
I remember this game so vividly.
Still can't believe that it took them years to find out that the AI was bugged due to a typo.
What was the bug?
@@megamert2848 A comma was missing in the code causing the AI to not work correctly iirc
@@megamert2848 As sheelshore said, it was a comma that was missing. Which resulted in the AI being bugged out to all hell. They only discovered the source of the AI bugging out years later.
guys, he's asking about the bug, not the cause of the bug. "The AI being bugged out of hell" what bug? Is his question.
@@swordzanderson5352 Nice I think you are one of the first commenters I have met on youtube who has properly read a comment before replying.
I imagine WPE playing dnd would go as follows
Cath- genuinely well thought out backstory to her badass warrior lady
Gabby- decently well thought out horny bard
Jonk-the barely paying attention warlock who misuses his one spell slot and has amnesia because he couldn't be arsed for a backstory
Alex-the murder hobo with a heart of gold(like literally its a human heart filled with gold)
Ellis- the eternally tortured DM™️ who just wants to get through one session without it being horribly derailed.
checks out
I feel like Nick would end up being the DM somehow
@@selenagamya1612 god bless his soul if that's the case
@@selenagamya1612 in which case, he'd be the only one that knows what he's doing.
Ellis, the 1911 is a perfect design, a workhorse that doesn't need to be improved upon, John Moses Browning's gift to the world, of course it's being used centuries later
I mean we still use the m2 100 years later
@@lenardstarks5891 true, kinda forgot about Ma Duce
@@cb41503 been using it since ww1 and it’s still on the top of the M1
At the end of the world there is going to be the ma duce, the 1911, and the buff
But the standard sidearm for the Marines is the M18 (Sig-Sauer), replacing the -M1911- M45 in 2017. And everyone but the MC already used the M9 before that.
Small correction regarding about 06:35 in the video: The bad AI was because the code used the term "teather" to attach combat behaviours to the xenos, when the referenced functions actually required the term "tether".
Here's an example line with the error in it: ClassRemapping=PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachXenoToTether -> PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachPawnToTeather
How on earth didn't that raise an error on the editor/IDE itself?
Like "No such function is defined"
Were they doing the code on Notepad?
You forgot to say "Well AHKTUALLY."
@@OctyabrAprelya They were doing code on a limited budget and time. Sorry, did I say code? I meant cocaine.
@@OctyabrAprelya because this game had a rocky development history because gearbox essentially took the money sega gave them for colonial marines and blew it on making other games rather than fulfilling their end of a contract.
This is all because Gearbox figure head Randy Pitchford is a scumbag
@@Gamerboi99 a minor slip up there glad you caught that, the start of that made me think the devs where professionals
6:02 perfect example of Gabby's evolution into a baby nazgul
I found this game hilarious because there was an issue where they forgot to program the AI to attack you
Remember playing this game when it came out and thought it was amazing and i replayed it like 3 or so years ago and just thought to myself "what was wrong with me"
It was actually the opposite for me, I went from it being completely unplayable to kinda ok once I found the Overhaul mod.
I would love to DM this group in D&D. Cut to 3 days into the campaign... "Well, Alex, the entire kingdom is after you for all those women in the cellar of your place when the goblin contractor was renovating your guys castle because Caths owlbear pet went wild cause she still thinks she can train it like a dog. Now, I know you guys already have alot to deal with since Jonk wasn't listening to the Duke when he hired you guys, and now Elise has been cursed to live as a animated pile of precious stones and gold and platinum coins because of his flub, I am sure we can get through this as long as Gabby's idea works...." Cut to a few episodes later where we are now playing new characters because the last campaign ended prematurely.
id would pay to be a fly on the wall for this campaign XD
FYI, The "women in the cellar" joke has been officially retired. They have requested us to let it die
I can see Alex being the creepy warlock haunting the dungeon though. Jonk the fighter (or barbarian for obvious reasons) Cath the druid, Gabby.... not sure. Ideas? Ellis the artificer, and Alex the warlock. Thoughts?
We don't have to imagine a game that doesn't let you play, we're witnessing it
what about any AFK-clicker mobile game where you just watch it play itself with little to no player intervention?
It takes a certain "specialness" to think constantly and randomly being teleported to the A.I is something players actually want. Then again, the rest of the game does have multiple "unique" design features, so who knows?
...Come to think of it, do you think it's intentional? If I didn't know any better, I'd say the more "interesting" design choices seem to be made with irritation in mind.
@@Laoruperteen18 Beat me to it.
O'Neal: Meet me at that door.
O'Neal instantly teleports you to said door.
O'Neal: Nice job. Now through this door.
O'Neal instantly teleports you through door.
O'Neal: You win.
O'Neal instantly teleports you to the credits
Bella is probably the name of a house cat that the WPE team has to find hiding behind boxes! 😂
I mean in fairness to the 1911 pistol, you can't really improve perfection.
Two world wars, baybee!
Yes but like. Space.
In the age of mass space travel and laser beams, can you really not?
I raise you a flashlight and attachment rail
Voila, perfection beyond perfection
.45 ACP truly is the Lord's caliber.
The marines using a 400yr old weapon is quite on brand ngl.😅😂
The body-blocking scene was perfect the way the door closed right after Cath called Jake a prick 🤣
0:35 “Well ACKTCHUALLY if you knew pistol design, Ellis, then you’d know the 1911 is so effective you can’t improve on it!”
I mean, they just work.
“That Music.”
That was SO well done. Top tier editing that lol
0:25 two world wars Ellis, Two world wars that's why.
Jeez, that woke up a memory there at 7:56 to 8:05.
4 in the morning, watching a Worst Premade Ever video, and here Jonk's going around talking about muffins I used to eat as a kid while living near like midtown Boise I think in the late 90's. Legitimately did a double take and went "Hang the f*ck on, I recognize that brand, why do I recognize a brand of muffins from something that sounds like it came from the UK?" Small world.
Gabby’s wheeze at 6:00 made me fall out of my seat, please more videos on this game!
The way O'Neal looked at Gabby was great. He gave like the "are kidding me right now?" Great job as always 👍
John Moses Browning has multiple firearm platforms that still see heavy use, the 1911 is just one of the more recognizable designs. The man was a genius way ahead of his time and I only wish i could see what he could do with modern machining
I would legit pay **SO MUCH MONEY** to see a D&D session with these chaotic individuals!
7:37 great plan! Somehow misses by a mile
"You are your father's son." - Gabby
This is truly one of the statements ever.
The more they try to do *that* music, the more it starts to sound like Africa - toto
Stranger "If a friend told you jump off a cliff, would you"
Jonk "Yeah"
4:37 Gabby went from Wheezy G to MSeagull
It is 1:04am in Aus as I watch this. Should I be asleep? Yea but WPE just posted :)
7:15 Jonk having a Dee Dee moment.
Oh my god, that story from jake at the end had me dead for a solid minute! Its very obvious where he got his humor from
1:36 always a highlight 😂😂😂
Gabby’s wheeze always make my day
We definitely need longer videos from you guys. You guys always dish out some great content, 8 minutes just isn't enough
Omg the "Foghorn I choose you" had me dying.
The inconsistency of Gabby's laugh makes this even funnier.
Gabby's wheeze was the closest thing they got to *THAT* music.
When you are playing this in the background, tab back into youtube and accidently skip to the last few seconds to just hear "sPuNk Huehue"
Jake's dad giggling about "spunkmeyers moist muffins" makes absolute and total sense.
6:00 that laugh is too damn contagious, i'm losing it 🖐😭
Jake just blindly following Gabby's instruction and jumping off a cliff lmao.
There was a grocery store aisle selling Otis Spunkmeyer Muffins, and either as a laugh by an employee or someone who didn't think it through when they ran out of space for letters, the sign over the aisle had it abbreviated as "Otis Spunk Muff"
This game was my childhood. Thanks to yall for playin it and making it fun to watch.
Lets be honest, the Marines refusing to retire the 1911 for 500 years is entirely on brand for them
Did not even notice there was a tag in the corner until Gab said people werent noticing them :)
As a game designer and programmer……this game has given me immense pain
I oddly loved this game. The only issue me and my friend had (after we added in the fix) was the last mission is just a none stop alien swarm spawn but we beat it
My favorite part was when you get free from being captured by the aliens, if you were to go AFK, the huge mother alien will actually come into the room and kill you lol
I gotta say the floating gabby dying text that floats over screen gets me every time.
"Foghorn I choose you"
6:00 and another gabby dying wheeze going in the compilation
You know something about hearing Ellis and Gabby saying colonial makes me want to have a revolution.
The iconic line i most remember is "we ARE leaving!!"
Ellis, if the 1911 works, the 1911 works..😂
The riddles have made a comeback!!!!😂
6:02, my new favorite Gabby laugh.
It sounds like me laughing tbh
@@Funnysoundboardguy Me too on a good day lol
FUN FACT: Spunkmeyer was the co-pilot for the dropship in Aliens.
I just found this channel and I feel like I'm living in a fantasy world where sovietwomble actually uploads
7:38 The queen saw you use the yeet machine at 7:16 and got wise to your plans.
@4:28 I can't even tell who does this little drum beat but my brain decided to play the first stage theme of Donkey Kong Country over it and now it's stuck in my head.
10/10 would mix things up again~
It wasn't a missing comma, it was even more of a Jake. They misspelled "tether" as "teather" in a single line of the code, so the AI didn't know what to do when it got to that part and just skipped it.
Also any reason they're not playing this with the patch that fixes the AI, random teleporting, and subtitle scaling?
My fridays are truly never complete without a new WPE video~ Ah all the screams cause they're all being d*cks to each other
Oh man yall planning on d&d? That's going to be awfully amazing
On the topic of the glitchy AI being a result of stupid coding:
A fan discovered this and fixed it. The dev studio got pissy and released an update that claimed to "fix all the issues".
It made things worse and undid all the hard work that fan put in to fix the bloody game.
Hahah we had Otis Spunkmeyer cookies sold in the school shop 😂
The cookies we sell at my workplace just changed over to Otis Spunkmeyer branding lmfao. Didn't realize anywhere besides the USA had that branding XDDD
Everyone talking about the 1911 being in service for 400 years, when those pulse rifles they're using are literally reskinned Thompsons.
"That means that the m1911 has been standard issue for the marines for like 400 years" Hey man, if it ain't broke don't fix it
best part of this game was when you had to run away from the alien and close up doors welding them together, playing with friends youd all just screw eachother over and lock the guy in the room with the alien.
Jake was trying to sing *that music* and ended up singing George of the Jungle.
Greetings from the future, the US Marines actually just retired the 1911 a few days ago 😂😂😂
i love that the body blocking riddle is still a running joke lol
Nice touch naming the video with the typo.
Don't feel too bad about misspelling conlonial marines jake, when the king was coronated the news managed to misspell bukcingham palace 😂
Truly one of the games of all time.
i don't think it'll be to long till the next wheeze compilation 🤣🤣🤣
Marines tried to make plasma guns but died trying.
When these videos come out they always make my week so much better
i believe the music your thinking of goes more *"boom chickachunk padabumpump tiss"*
Man I played this game split screen with my dad years ago.Good memories
If I were a video game reviewer, I'd give this game the tagline "So uniquely bad, you'd swear it was intentional."
1911, 400 years and going strong! 17 world wars?
I can tell Gabby liked being an off brand Bumblebee
Naw naw next time say "Move yo Jake...from State Farm headass out the way."
Lol- Love you guys.
just wanted to let you guys know that i really like the little markers in the upper left corner showing who's pov it is
You know it's a good day, when worstpremadeever uploads
If only friendly fire was on 😂. Man the teamk8lling would be insane
This is the earliest I’ve watched your recently uploaded content
6:00 Gabby full on deflates
Gabby's wheezing will NEVER be not entertaining lol
*the 1911 has been a standard issue for the marines for 400 years* thats how yk how reliable a gun is. u dont need to reinvent the wheel when its already perfect
The M18 has been the standard issue for the Marine Corps since 2019.
Right, I'm not the only one that thinks Gabby's laugh reminds me of Laughing Spanish Guy's laugh (RIP BTW).
Alex would be the bard called the dragon layer 😂😂😂
0:25: Hey Ellis, the M1911 is a tried and true design
It is the absolute peak of human ingenuity... everything that comes after is a downgrade
“You are your fathers son.” 😂😂😂
6:01:tea is ready
Why does this game feel like the devs fall in the camp of "yeah im a game designer. Oh no, i dont play video games"
* foghorn I choose you ! *
I love the person who's editing these
0:25 maybe in the grim darkness of the far future where bio enhanced super humans fought the battle feild there will be that one dude with a stuber that is a m1911
You know, finding out somewhat what kind of man Jake's father was, I have a lot of questions answered now.