Making poor life choices in Aliens: Fireteam! // Worst Premade Ever Funny Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @MediaDroid960
    @MediaDroid960 3 года назад +893

    This is a quick reminder, if you ever have an alien invasion in your local neighborhood, call your local lunatics, I can only imagine these guys in the M.I.B. They would be amazing

    • @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257
      @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 3 года назад +43

      If there’s somethin alien, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? THESE LUNATICS!

    • @rhyscallinan3727
      @rhyscallinan3727 3 года назад +17

      They got Rap God and Rife-iles and they kick ass, sometimes.

    • @rainbowhero8132
      @rainbowhero8132 3 года назад +8

      Neighbor *rushes out with our family chainsaw that he had borrowed (stolen)*
      Me: "I want that returned later, I need that to cut down a branch"
      neighbor: *lays into an aliens head with the chainsaw*
      Me:"You know what, I'll buy a new one."

    • @buddythewonderdog8065
      @buddythewonderdog8065 3 года назад +8

      I wouldn't mind a movie with the WPE crew saving the world by frustrating the aliens until they give up and leave.

    • @Ghostgamer1501
      @Ghostgamer1501 3 года назад +5

      But what if ur the local lunatic

  • @SaberInferno
    @SaberInferno 3 года назад +638

    "Alex can you tell your mom that I love her?"
    I haven't heard Jonk nail a joke that well in a while.

  • @nicholaswilson9194
    @nicholaswilson9194 3 года назад +459

    Ellis: "The fans are so like..."
    *taken to the backrooms for a moment*

    • @DSnek-nr120
      @DSnek-nr120 3 года назад +27

      Ellis has clipped out of reality

    • @SDS_Productions
      @SDS_Productions 3 года назад +7

      tbh it sounded like a crystal element cave monster

  • @thescarletemperor64
    @thescarletemperor64 3 года назад +229

    Jake: Let's see how quickly we can go through this voice-over.
    The guy: So that well they never we sure.

    • @twinedblayze
      @twinedblayze 3 года назад +12

      Another person that spent fucking time to read what the NPC said.

    • @Fluffy1563
      @Fluffy1563 2 года назад +4

      Spamming keys in parappa the rapper

    • @thescarletemperor64
      @thescarletemperor64 2 года назад +5

      @@twinedblayze and here you are... spending the time reading these comments to know that there are many of this kind.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like a great plan.

  • @cryolitegem
    @cryolitegem 3 года назад +142

    It’s funny how Jake misread that dude’s name at “Lemon” but was surprised when he said “grants” rather than “giants”

  • @TheGreatCyberwolf
    @TheGreatCyberwolf 3 года назад +165

    "How are you all enjoying Fireteam?" *watches Alex run up to Gabby and blast her in the face with a flamethrower*

  • @basherboo
    @basherboo 3 года назад +70

    Alex genuinely and literally almost ended my life with that "Lunch" comment, I've never been choking on noodles so hard with such a loud giggle at the same time

    • @isabellagoldleaf1751
      @isabellagoldleaf1751 3 года назад

      Did you genuinely think it was Ellis or was it suppose to be a joke about how Ellis and Alex get confused for each other? (Not trying time be mean, just confused)

    • @basherboo
      @basherboo 3 года назад +1

      @@isabellagoldleaf1751 No this was me having a few drinks and only remembering Ellis' and Jake's name and knowing it isn't Jake lmao oops

    • @noir-214
      @noir-214 Год назад

      The funniest thing I've ever heard in my life

  • @deniedprawn4224
    @deniedprawn4224 3 года назад +50

    Sometimes I think Jonk is dyslexic but it hasn’t fully unlocked yet lol

  • @phatboi202
    @phatboi202 3 года назад +35

    the edits on the subtitles on the in game rolls. *chefs kiss*

  • @twinedblayze
    @twinedblayze 3 года назад +34

    Jonk: "I wonder how I can do this voice over"
    NPC: "So that they never we sure"

  • @Halfblood-dl3kr
    @Halfblood-dl3kr 3 года назад +41

    God Cath's laugh at 7:34 was amazing

  • @wildgameshub
    @wildgameshub 3 года назад +25

    Only jonk can fuck up saying words so bad that he throws a granade XD

  • @SpicyT257
    @SpicyT257 3 года назад +44

    8:20 I mean, she's doing better than Ron Weasley - he once asked Hermione if she wanted a quickie at lunch.

    • @zackv4850
      @zackv4850 3 года назад +10

      Excuse me WHAT!!?

    • @isabellagoldleaf1751
      @isabellagoldleaf1751 3 года назад +2

      He also asked Lavender if he could see her anus in divination (“can I see Uranus?”)

  • @kyhlkidgaming4589
    @kyhlkidgaming4589 3 года назад +18

    Got to say the rolling subtitles when he rolls are very impressive

  • @Black_Ink_Wolf
    @Black_Ink_Wolf 3 года назад +207

    Ellis: "The fans are so like b̶̨̦̤͈͖͇̹͍͖͘ȟ̸̨̻̣̔̍͆͗̃̆̐͘̕̕͝ͅṵ̵̖̈́̏̎̄́͗̀̊͝ę̵̢̲͇̘̦͚̤̺̻̮̣͎̣̋͛̃ͅe̶̢̺̤̺͇̜͚̞͓͔͓̖̯̰̓e̶̢͍͚̤͈͖̼̞̤̱̎̓͊̓̍̒͛̚ẽ̵̫̙̑̌͝ę̴̡̢͎̱̱̭͕̲̺́̍͗̇͌͌̽͑͑̚ȩ̴̨͖̙̹͚̬̩̞͉͛̽̒̐̓̀̈́͋̊͂̕e̵̱̣̻̻͚̙̪̗̹̝͗̏́h̷̻͐̂̓̑͝͝"

    • @TehWarbird
      @TehWarbird Год назад +1

      Ellis went alien mode for a sec lol

    • @Skyte100
      @Skyte100 Год назад +2

      Biblically accurate fans?

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +12

    Fun fact about the Xenomorph sound. It was accidentally created when a peacock screeched at the same time a baby elephant trumpeted

  • @CRUSH40RULES
    @CRUSH40RULES 3 года назад +22

    Gabby altering the Working Joes.
    WJs: You shouldn't be here. You're becoming hysterical.'

    • @Soundwave45681
      @Soundwave45681 3 года назад +5

      “Why not ask me about Sevastopol safety protocols?”

    • @megalucario4208
      @megalucario4208 3 года назад +4

      TOO MUCH TRAUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
      *Vietnam flashbacks ensue*

    • @andrewthomasprism9388
      @andrewthomasprism9388 Год назад +1

      "Tut tut" *Bashes head against wall*

  • @poisonmushroomgaming1227
    @poisonmushroomgaming1227 3 года назад +7

    The fans are so like..
    **Screams into Oblivion**
    7:49

    • @NeroAkamai
      @NeroAkamai 4 месяца назад

      He’s retrieved Alien Signals, they say they have better intellect than Jonk and Alex😂

  • @sanyokS1
    @sanyokS1 3 года назад +9

    Wait they had Jorris the perfectly normal human sub to them? The kind of crossover I never expected

  • @secretslayer1234
    @secretslayer1234 3 года назад +8

    The jonk guarantee, even when you don't want it, you get it

  • @dianebrooks1859
    @dianebrooks1859 3 года назад +9

    Dingleberry is mostly slang to call someone silly/inept. Never heard the poo part before that was certainly something new lmaoooo

    • @moffch4319
      @moffch4319 3 года назад

      What, You’ve never heard of the Traveling Dingleberries?

  • @rauno-rainspahkel306
    @rauno-rainspahkel306 3 года назад +6

    0:20 jokes on you my brightness is at max and its night while my screen is really close to my eyes so..... yeah

    • @kiravatheargonian
      @kiravatheargonian 2 месяца назад

      Insert the meme of the white cat screaming 😂

  • @akantiia
    @akantiia 3 года назад +8

    \o/
    I'm watching this in broad daylight and the fire is still bright af lmfao

  • @lamero2378
    @lamero2378 3 года назад +35

    I wish they'd do Terraria again... I loved the 3 vids they made playing it

    • @supertilapia
      @supertilapia 3 года назад +3

      Samee. I love that Terraria series

    • @EEVEE_fan16
      @EEVEE_fan16 3 года назад +2

      The worst thing is they Remember that terraria is a thing but they dont want to Play it again even though there Has Been an update .

    • @darkelysium2187
      @darkelysium2187 3 года назад +3

      @@EEVEE_fan16 probably too complicated for their level of brains considering the game has so many items

    • @EEVEE_fan16
      @EEVEE_fan16 3 года назад +2

      Are you serious ? Anything is too complicated for them (expect losing and making everyone laught)

    • @supertilapia
      @supertilapia 3 года назад +3

      @@EEVEE_fan16 It's because they aren't even good at it so they wouldn't dare to touch it again. Such a shame because Terraria has a lot more content now and it's fun to play more than ever.

  • @barrymccockinner4216
    @barrymccockinner4216 3 года назад +7

    Gabby does a surprisingly good South African accent.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 3 года назад +6

    7:10 it amazes me that no one said giant insertions.

  • @dogman3624
    @dogman3624 3 года назад +1

    I am in bed in complete darkness with my brightness turned down and it did hurt my fucking eyes lmafo

  • @cowabungablackwater4909
    @cowabungablackwater4909 3 года назад +27

    In terms of Gabby’s question “what are you going to do”. As a former cop I can tell you, you wouldn’t be hard to find. If they had half a mind to do it, they could be on your front step by next week. Never underestimate how psychotic people can be.

    • @isosev
      @isosev 2 года назад +3

      This is why I love America.
      We have guns for such a situation.

  • @darelh1348
    @darelh1348 3 года назад +4

    Goddamn I love the editing, it adds that extra touch to your videos

  • @monkeybuisness1825
    @monkeybuisness1825 3 года назад +2

    2:43 Jake drawing out the silhouette of that man.

  • @Theekg101
    @Theekg101 3 года назад +6

    "That's nearly lemons!" - Jonk 2021

  • @deathtyfying1001
    @deathtyfying1001 3 года назад +2

    My mom be like : The wheeze is strong with this one

  • @joshuakneer4091
    @joshuakneer4091 3 года назад +31

    srs quest-shun tiem: when you kill one of the aliens, does standing in the pool of blood still do damage like in the movies? considering it is a deadly acid? cuz if not, then that is a major design flaw.

    • @Cole.Ignios
      @Cole.Ignios 3 года назад +10

      Not the basic drones that look like you can kick em through windows, but the warriors and many of the other special enemies do leave temporary acid pools when they die

    • @joshuakneer4091
      @joshuakneer4091 3 года назад +2

      gud to kno they didnt forget that detail

    • @eliasnilsson6604
      @eliasnilsson6604 3 года назад +4

      On higher difficulties the acid is extremely dangerous even. Its something you kinda have to learn to move from instantly. And one of the aliens spits it too.

  • @vienproph3354
    @vienproph3354 3 года назад +2

    You know, I've always turn my volume to half whilst watching you guys, Why? you may ask. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIS!

  • @SeaxanCyning
    @SeaxanCyning 3 года назад +5

    Fun fact: Chad is actually an Old English name. It derives from the name Ceadda.

  • @JackChaosMaker
    @JackChaosMaker 3 года назад +2

    Got home from work and there is a new WPE video, love the content guys 😊

  • @zancrus9629
    @zancrus9629 14 дней назад

    LOL from the other room my wife goes "Its incendiary right?" I didn't even think and just went "Yeah he is just an idiot". Sorry Jonk.

  • @cyplex6190
    @cyplex6190 2 года назад

    Just started watching your videos here and there and nothing got me laughing more then the flamethrower at "people watching this at night" cause I went blind then couldn't stop laughing haha
    Good content worth the sub

  • @brody3671
    @brody3671 3 года назад

    2:35 the bit where the font roles around is done so cooool

  • @stealthfox6455
    @stealthfox6455 3 года назад +1

    3:31
    Me:that was an odd noise...
    My brain: smells like sussy baka :>

  • @splatoonistproductions5345
    @splatoonistproductions5345 3 года назад

    Cycling Cyclopes that make you think needs a shirt!! 😂😂😂 they make me think real big brain! 😂😂

  • @commentsection-chan
    @commentsection-chan 3 года назад +4

    4:48 AYY I'M I THE VIDEO LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • @theprimeblade6389
    @theprimeblade6389 3 года назад +2

    Ironically enough I’m in bed watching this.

  • @Geckorawasg
    @Geckorawasg 3 года назад +1

    Im gonna im gonna im gonna ziga ziga ziga ziga ziga ah... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lbnewell23
    @lbnewell23 3 года назад

    0:24. Jake that is precisely what happened 😂

  • @rogerzalos2851
    @rogerzalos2851 3 года назад +1

    0:19 yep I can relate it's currently 3 in the morning rn and my eyeballs just turned hard boiled

  • @vienproph3354
    @vienproph3354 3 года назад +2

    Can't wait Ellis's precious metal blog

  • @PhillyCh3zSt3ak
    @PhillyCh3zSt3ak 3 года назад

    It's my headcannon that the Aliens are watching on to these guys wondering what the fuck is going on with humans.

  • @baldrian22
    @baldrian22 3 года назад +1

    imagtion the mother of a 14 year old enters his room while he is watching this video at 2:22 and then see the screen and yells WHAT THE F ARE YOU WATCHING!

  • @ThePaulper
    @ThePaulper 3 года назад +1

    4:30 I was eating then. Darn it.

  • @psivampire13
    @psivampire13 3 года назад

    I love it when there are spelling mistakes in the in-video subtitles. 🤣 4:31 “miss read”

  • @dmitripilar2593
    @dmitripilar2593 Год назад

    WPE: (making joke about people in bed with their brightness turned down)
    me who at the time was literally in bed with the brightness turned down: AAAA-

  • @rocketbat02
    @rocketbat02 3 года назад

    I saw the clip at 0:18 at 11:16 pm, so I perfectly understood what they were getting at lmao

  • @jonharrison5869
    @jonharrison5869 3 года назад +1

    Jakes was right about elises flame thrower... I'm watching this at 2 am

  • @GalaxyJammed
    @GalaxyJammed 3 года назад +2

    Making poor decisions in games is very common for WPE

  • @xenodragomorph
    @xenodragomorph Год назад +1

    0:33 I'm Legit going to be in the Ellis but ironically their mother would actually be a cow or an animal due to the Facehugger impregnating a animal therefore your mother was a cow

  • @shanen.1541
    @shanen.1541 2 года назад

    I love how the subtitles roll as they're rolling.

  • @Smoke16666
    @Smoke16666 2 года назад +1

    OWWWW MY EYES, ITS 4AM AND I GOT FLASH BANGED BY A FLAMETHROWER

  • @Blackraven6
    @Blackraven6 3 года назад +1

    4:30 BTW there are chocolate covered gummy bears called Dingle Bearies :D

  • @justjuggy6759
    @justjuggy6759 3 года назад +1

    Who needs M.I.B when you have W.P.E

  • @Ms.Mamabean
    @Ms.Mamabean 2 года назад

    I made the mistake of watching this while my brightness was all the way up

  • @dr.redacted7735
    @dr.redacted7735 3 года назад +1

    I misread the WPE logo as "Wipe"
    Couldn't agree more.

  • @draculgrozav
    @draculgrozav 2 года назад

    0:25 BRRAAAAAAGGGHHH! MY EYES!
    Me: Yeah that's accurate.

  • @LukeFG
    @LukeFG 2 года назад

    I almost choked when Ellis made that sound

  • @slendermanvpdeath7893
    @slendermanvpdeath7893 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact:synapse is a word, just not what Jake is trying to explain lol

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 3 года назад

      Synapse is, but not synopse.

  • @CyonThePsycho
    @CyonThePsycho 3 года назад

    5:50 so that well they never we sure
    besto commentary ever XD

  • @doyourbest_uwu
    @doyourbest_uwu 3 года назад

    6:12 Alex just went full Forest Gump there.

  • @hannahsanchez2043
    @hannahsanchez2043 3 года назад

    Ellis is the non-cooking version of Gordon Ramsay

  • @delvonjones1898
    @delvonjones1898 2 года назад

    When I first watched this video it actually was really dark in my house and I just woke up from falling asleep

  • @michaelenright6814
    @michaelenright6814 3 года назад

    I was watching at 4 am and the flamethrower went off I said ahhhhhhh my eyes 😂

  • @XeranDereth
    @XeranDereth 3 года назад +2

    Joris Bonson's Left Noot, Yep definitely a Mr. Streamer fan.

  • @sharpsdark1271
    @sharpsdark1271 3 года назад +2

    3:32
    The noise gabby makes is. Concerning.

  • @justyeet2432
    @justyeet2432 3 года назад

    3:10 every suicidal person that got their attempts thwarted

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI 3 года назад

    0:56 - I read a doujin that began like that.

  • @AlesterMyersWick
    @AlesterMyersWick 3 года назад +3

    0:25
    MY EYES!!!!!

  • @otuskigaming6764
    @otuskigaming6764 2 года назад

    0:25 can confirm, am in bed at night, absolutely my reaction

  • @ComedicalBystander
    @ComedicalBystander 2 года назад

    7:50 straight up just made fnaf ambiance sound with his mouth

  • @Simple_Grey_line
    @Simple_Grey_line 3 года назад

    Jonk, Wheezy, Cathbait, Alex Jones, and ELLLIIIIISSS

  • @arabella3637
    @arabella3637 3 года назад

    Perfect vid to watch on my birthday.

  • @alexhammett5202
    @alexhammett5202 3 года назад

    When I first heard at night with there brightness down, I like oh no. And now my eyes.....

  • @TheRyuShogun
    @TheRyuShogun 3 года назад

    YAAAY NEW UPLOAD damn I’m blazing with energy

  • @creator9282
    @creator9282 2 года назад

    5:49
    Dude talked like an animal crossing villager

  • @ShirokumaSama
    @ShirokumaSama 3 года назад

    I didn't need to know what dingleberries mean but here I am, learning about it.

  • @d-Pad_Chad
    @d-Pad_Chad 3 года назад

    I would like to formally request everyone refer to me as D-Pad Chod from now on.

  • @hotrod_
    @hotrod_ 3 года назад

    00:21 holy shit I just threw my phone across the room!!!

  • @dazarino1390
    @dazarino1390 3 года назад

    I just see "daz is big money" and immediately I'm like "wait, I am?!"

  • @GamerJoxua
    @GamerJoxua Год назад

    when cath said sausage roll i got hungry thanks cath.

  • @Grahaminations
    @Grahaminations 2 года назад

    7:42
    Ellis:
    "I think it's just a shit model, yeah. i'm planning on replacing it soon as i can cause the cooler design is fuckin' horrible as well, the fans are so like-"
    **Gets possessed by demons and snaps out of reality**

  • @bertjones5778
    @bertjones5778 3 года назад

    4:46 I read 1st lieutenant lemons and left it at that

  • @DanteSuper95
    @DanteSuper95 3 года назад

    Okay, now you are just flexing with the subtitles today.

  • @bjorncorvin4568
    @bjorncorvin4568 2 года назад

    1:32 My favourite book character is a Troll named Chod

  • @ymb4698
    @ymb4698 3 года назад

    You guys are the best! Also, Alex tell your mum i love her too :3

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 2 года назад

    Jake: can’t pronounce
    -synapse
    -incendiary
    -santos
    -giants
    Also jake: can you pronounce rifles properly
    I love caths Voldemort laugh
    Getting called out by gabby for saying I love you and to see my mum more thanks gabby

  • @akiraamamiya8483
    @akiraamamiya8483 3 года назад

    3:32 that aw didn't sound like an aw at all...

  • @kongking956
    @kongking956 3 года назад

    0:34
    my mother told me and everyone around her that she hates me and wishes i was never born. then she just left, havent seen her for 10 years now. lol

  • @GigaChadstar
    @GigaChadstar 3 года назад

    You were correct about the night time viewers, ouch

  • @sharkbait1389
    @sharkbait1389 Год назад

    0:23 that was literally me, my eyes hurt

  • @armedxforcesuk94
    @armedxforcesuk94 3 года назад

    Is it normal that my brain had a stroke at the end there

  • @wakaspokas
    @wakaspokas 3 года назад +2

    Love these guys

  • @tobynator1469
    @tobynator1469 3 года назад

    So that well they never sure
    -Hoenikker