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i am really confused by this video... it states 1080@60, but the source is not 60fps... wtf? come on, peeps... "you have the technology!". all it takes is extra 20-30 mins(maybe more, depending on your hardware) to make it a GOOD video... what the jonk?all that frame-skipping and etc - i KNOW it is not youtube's fault. git gud, peeps. (and i am not even talking about the colour quality... what the ellis?). seriously... what sort of an intern have you enslaved and made him work on 3rd gen intel cpu to make these?
I like to imagine that Ellis has a big labyrinth of filling cabinets in his head with all his knowledge and there's a little dude that has to run up and down the aisles looking for info. When he can't find the word, it's because the little dude got winded running from one end to the other
ive got a similar thing that ellis does where i know a lot about a lot, and it really does feel like this. sometimes my brain has actual real life latency and its odd
Considering he lives and has the citizenship of the country in question, I don't think it worked out. Hell, he lives in a timeline where English is the lingua franca for most forms of international communication.
I love Cath and Ellis relationship, like "Hun, i might let out the stinkiest fart you will ever smell in your entire life, just a heads up", other people would be disgusted, but Ellis is just like "Okay, let me now as soon as it is out, so i can get my gas mask". That really is true love. Tell them i see them as parents figure, thank you.
Trekking in Canada can be dangerous, I went for a hike up a mountain and was followed the entire way by a pack of cougars, for some reason they really liked my Australian accent.
5:12 _"Don't give them communist leanings!_ _They work or they don't get fed!"_ I just love this part, because that is actually a central tenant of Communist. _"He who does not work shall not eat"_ *~ Vladimir Lenin*
(Paraphrasing but,) *Nick:* 'I want to visit Canada, but I don't want to stay, because of the *DANGEROUS WILDLIFE."* Meanwhile, also Nick: *Casually lives within literally a few hours flying distance of AUSTRALIA!!!*
Ellis is the just James May of the group, 100%!! Always getting bullied but fights back and always manages to somehow make anything that has factual or statistical properties boring ! 😂😂
0:45 - 0:58 apologising to ellis for incoming deadly fart my brain - "nuclear launch detected" god i love my mental warped mind sometimes, pretty much just entertaining myself at this point watching you guys and gals
Why does nick think that in Canada, we are sleeping in the caves with the polar bears or something rather? It's like any other country with cities and houses... just don't go wondering around looking for the creatures if your afraid to get eaten. We just sit at home and game as well lol.
As having IBS as well and many things Cath, I do same with my husband with warning. He still teases me after 23 years marriage with a Darth Vader mask 😂, or softly saying Zen I am ready, breathing heavily. ❤
i will comment even thought it most likely ignored but i want to said i really enjoyed your content! been watch you guy for a while and you making me laugh more i can see myself do. Thank you all for the hardwork you did and hope everything will go well for you!
Thanks for getting a song stuck in my head.."i ran jake..i ran because im a coward" what my brain heard.."i ran jake.. i ran so far away I just ran, I ran all night and day I couldn't get away"
Okay so from the 20+ videos I have watched I understand 3 things. 1.: White text is married/dating yellow, blue is dating/married purple(don’t bully me I can’t keep up with their names I’m bad at this), 2.: they like to bully the green one, 3.: I absolutely love your content.
If Cath has fps problem, and she's not on low graphics, she better lower the texture and shadows, it's what pump the lot. And if she has a possibility when she launch the game to launch it in DirectX 10 or 11, instead of DirectX 12 (also named vulcan), this will greatly help her computer to endure the game. :)
If the WPE crew was in the movie, it would be like ellis: death by crew incompintos. cath: death by team trolling. gabby: death by warrior bug. nick: death by sleep depravation. alex: fell to death do to being a cowerd. jake: death by ... uhhh ... roaches?
I'll never forget that day; it's etched into my memory like a scar from a battle-hardened soldier. It was a baptism by fire, my first time stepping into the jaws of hell. The moment we spawned, the heavens seemed to rain down a relentless barrage of enemy artillery, pounding us into submission. Desperation set in, and we threw caution to the wind, resorting to the unthinkable - human wave tactics. The cries of fallen comrades echoed through the chaos as we pushed forward, praying for a glimmer of hope amidst the unyielding storm of death and destruction. As if fate itself reveled in our torment, the bugs managed to breach our carefully constructed base, pouring in like a merciless tide of darkness. Panic consumed us, and I lost count of the number of times I fell, gasping for air amidst the suffocating swarm of their grotesque forms. Then, I found a flicker of hope amidst the desolation, a narrow sanctuary at the front left edge of the base on a perilous set of stairs. I wasn't alone; another survivor clung to the same sliver of life. Our eyes met, reflecting the horrors we had both endured, and I asked him, my voice trembling, how we were still breathing. He could only offer a haunted stare, mumbling, "I don't know, man, I really don't know." But the worst was yet to come. The evacuation call arrived, and the ground beneath us shook as the bugs intensified their relentless assault. We were left with no choice but to embark on a desperate leapfrogging race from building to building, our jetpacks our only hope of escape. The cacophony of screams, gunfire, and the unholy screeches of the bugs reverberated through my very soul. Every step I took felt like walking on the edge of oblivion, the ground below us now a writhing sea of malevolence. I stumbled once, my heart stopping as the horde closed in, but my determination pushed me forward, refusing to be consumed by the abyss. We could almost taste freedom, but the jaws of death snapped hungrily at our heels. In the end, by some miracle or twist of fate, we made it to the evacuation point. The roaring engines of the rescue craft drowned out the cries of fallen friends left behind. As we soared away from that nightmarish realm, the weight of survival weighed heavy on my heart, knowing that some would never return from the abyss we had just escaped. That day forever changed me. It revealed the true nature of courage, forged through the fire of adversity and the loss of comrades. We were scarred, but we survived, and in doing so, we learned the price of freedom and the fragile thread that separates life from oblivion.
As a Canadian I do have to wonder what they mean by dangerous wildlife. Like other than bears I can't think of much that is actually dangerous here and even bears are pretty unlikely to attack people, unless of course you decide to get near some bear cubs. Places like Australia have always made me more worried with all the venomous/poisonous things.
Imagine if you dropped all of them into that instance where both Rimmy and RubixRaptor's crew were playing back when the game first came out. Three way crossover and three times as many famous youtubers for Jonk to get killed by forgetting his medpack!
Jake is the type of StarShip Trooper who goes to other planets to mess with other troops rather then get his Citizenship. Jake is used has the obstacle to weed out the amount of people, so they serve more.
I've honestly been around this channel for long enough for my sense of humor to deteriorate massively so I genuinely appreciate all the bad jokes, but goddamn those citizenship ones from Jake were REALLY bad.
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Have you tried BattleBit?
I like "dubyS" and Boobys thank you gys for the short movies Thank you gyes for the conten 🖖🦍👽
I'm pretty sure the 'Please, stop this!' WASN'T meant for the video! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
New Update came to WWZ Aftermath! You should try it out! There are some funny glitches too 😉
i am really confused by this video... it states 1080@60, but the source is not 60fps... wtf? come on, peeps... "you have the technology!". all it takes is extra 20-30 mins(maybe more, depending on your hardware) to make it a GOOD video... what the jonk?all that frame-skipping and etc - i KNOW it is not youtube's fault.
git gud, peeps. (and i am not even talking about the colour quality... what the ellis?). seriously... what sort of an intern have you enslaved and made him work on 3rd gen intel cpu to make these?
I like to imagine that Ellis has a big labyrinth of filling cabinets in his head with all his knowledge and there's a little dude that has to run up and down the aisles looking for info. When he can't find the word, it's because the little dude got winded running from one end to the other
I'm imagining a fantasy book store/library, with a little old man and a rolling ladder
@dragon__strike2363 and when he loses the train of thought its because the old dude fell off the ladder and broke a hip
@@dragon__strike2363 I'm just imagining the Two Ronnie's Four Candles sketch
ive got a similar thing that ellis does where i know a lot about a lot, and it really does feel like this. sometimes my brain has actual real life latency and its odd
I imagine the Scene from Spongebob when he tried to remember that dudes name and couldn't
I think Jake should get a citizenship in a country where they speak English, so he could learn the language
THIS !
Considering he lives and has the citizenship of the country in question, I don't think it worked out. Hell, he lives in a timeline where English is the lingua franca for most forms of international communication.
@@ketsuekikumori9145 Him being English and still not speaking the language well was literally the joke
Ouch
So Germany?
Ellis the Cheesy One, Jake the Citizen, Gabby the Solider, Cath the Kiwi, Nick the Welsh, and Alex the Coward. The perfect squad
Aka the suicide squad as it's suicide being anywhere close to them....
@@mcleish257 they prefer the term friendly fure
Hey, I'm the cheesy one
@@goudacheese7491 so you're confirming that you smell of cheese?
@@goudacheese7491 and here I thought you were synthetic cheese
Love that you guys randomly ran into McLeish
Seriously! I got so excited about that! :)
I love Cath and Ellis relationship, like "Hun, i might let out the stinkiest fart you will ever smell in your entire life, just a heads up", other people would be disgusted, but Ellis is just like "Okay, let me now as soon as it is out, so i can get my gas mask".
That really is true love. Tell them i see them as parents figure, thank you.
It's got a really nice WWI vibe going on
The surprise Mcleish cameo was brilliant
I love the fact that Mcleish somehow follows them wherever they go
Jake is the embodiment of the 'How do you do fellow kids' meme
Jake making jokes about citizenship in this game is the equivalent of the hello fellow kids meme.
I love Ellis and Cath Relationship, pre warning for everything 🤣
Jake is the only person I've seen who has screwed up a Starship Trooper joke and then try to make the exact same joke hoping its funny
Are you really surprised at this point?
It's ironic that Ellis is called stinky by his notoriously bad farting wife XD
0:16 Well, Let's Hope There Isn't Any Planes...
i love when you guys are playing games and randomly stumble on some of your buddies, its so funny to watch
Only Jake can be so genius to run back to base, and NOT noticing the ammo supply. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
After successfully failing to defend the Earth in EDF, the WPE crew enlisted into the Starship Troopers to kill each oth- I mean more giant bugs
God, this game looks like fun. Wish I had people to play it with, these are always so much better with people you know.
its still good with randoms, only ever ran into 1 toxic player
5:02 Workers of WPE unite, you have nothing to lose but your liver-badgers
Trekking in Canada can be dangerous, I went for a hike up a mountain and was followed the entire way by a pack of cougars, for some reason they really liked my Australian accent.
Cougars don't travel in packs, though 🤔
5:12
_"Don't give them communist leanings!_
_They work or they don't get fed!"_
I just love this part, because that is actually a central tenant of Communist.
_"He who does not work shall not eat"_
*~ Vladimir Lenin*
You were pretty much guaranteed a job in the Soviet Union, so honestly checks out.
2:36 "subscribe" a really subtle hint
"You merely adapted the sixty nine. I was born in it, molded by it."
The number of times Jake got shot for being a troll was higher than average in a WPE video.
Mcliesh is back!
A wild McLeish has joined the party.
Jonk standing in front the ammo case completely clueless is the stuff of legends.
Please come to Canada I live here and I absolutely love your channel I’ve been here through most of your growth.
(Paraphrasing but,) *Nick:* 'I want to visit Canada, but I don't want to stay, because of the *DANGEROUS WILDLIFE."*
Meanwhile, also Nick: *Casually lives within literally a few hours flying distance of AUSTRALIA!!!*
An enemy exploded in a bilious green cloud right when Ellis was getting the fart-warning.
I strive to have a chaotic friend group like these awesome people. Unfortunately I hate everyone and cant talk to people
I mean that didn't stop Ellis so it shouldn't stop you
@@JohnDoe-hj9fh that's strangly inspiring. Thank you
Ellis and Cath are relationship goals
The irony of Cath's pet name for Elise being "Stinky" is not lost on me 🤣
I wish I was as comfortable with anyone as Cath is with Ellis
Knowing what the crew looks like now makes these videos so much funnier
We need more of this. This was great!!
You should've done that last part in proximity! XD
It's a good day when WPE uploads
0:45 someone get Ellis a gas mask
As a Canadian, I have to say... You don't want to be here, also we certainly don't want Jonk here. I'm kidding...
Ellis is the just James May of the group, 100%!! Always getting bullied but fights back and always manages to somehow make anything that has factual or statistical properties boring ! 😂😂
So Jonk is hammond then xD
@@ryanrandles9817
Nah Jonk is Clarkson. A leader who does dumb shit and thinks it's genius
YES! I was waiting on you guys playing this for ages now!
I like drinking tea at midnight while watching WPE's beautiful content of strangling each others with style.
i love the idea of married couples bickering and DPA in the middle of gunning down giant alien bugs
One thing I don’t see enough about these videos is people talking about how good the editing is, they make the videos even funnier than they are
It's been ages since I ran across some of your content and, as usual, my face now hurts from grinning :lol:
0:45 - 0:58 apologising to ellis for incoming deadly fart
my brain - "nuclear launch detected"
god i love my mental warped mind sometimes, pretty much just entertaining myself at this point watching you guys and gals
Unexpected return of Mcleish
I'm always lurking 🙂
@@mcleish257 *gasp*
Sometimes Jake sounds like the Steve Buscemi "how do you do, fellow kids?" Character, but written by chatgpt.
7:22 a wild Scotsman appears
Ah finally a new episode from WorstPrimateEver
that was awesome when mcleish showed up.
When even the married couple is disgusted with Jonk and Gabees.
Why does nick think that in Canada, we are sleeping in the caves with the polar bears or something rather? It's like any other country with cities and houses... just don't go wondering around looking for the creatures if your afraid to get eaten. We just sit at home and game as well lol.
So i just watched someone else play this and its almost night and day the energy
and somehow WPE is the calmer one
Wpe is so underrated. I want more
As having IBS as well and many things Cath, I do same with my husband with warning. He still teases me after 23 years marriage with a Darth Vader mask 😂, or softly saying Zen I am ready, breathing heavily. ❤
i will comment even thought it most likely ignored but i want to said i really enjoyed your content! been watch you guy for a while and you making me laugh more i can see myself do. Thank you all for the hardwork you did and hope everything will go well for you!
I'm going to go ahead and assume twonk is a combination of twat and jonk lol
i love this channel
I absolutely love this 😂 editing on another level 👏🏻
Thanks for the vids great humour on my lunch breaks 😂😊
Thanks for getting a song stuck in my head.."i ran jake..i ran because im a coward" what my brain heard.."i ran jake.. i ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away"
2:36 I saw that cheeky little "subscribe" there!
Okay so from the 20+ videos I have watched I understand 3 things. 1.: White text is married/dating yellow, blue is dating/married purple(don’t bully me I can’t keep up with their names I’m bad at this), 2.: they like to bully the green one, 3.: I absolutely love your content.
If Cath has fps problem, and she's not on low graphics, she better lower the texture and shadows, it's what pump the lot.
And if she has a possibility when she launch the game to launch it in DirectX 10 or 11, instead of DirectX 12 (also named vulcan), this will greatly help her computer to endure the game. :)
I love this game and am so glad you played it too.
WPE + Space = The collapse of the universe
I completly list it at the depressing birthday song. Gaby sure as captured the spirit of Ellis' birthday song!
If the WPE crew was in the movie, it would be like
ellis: death by crew incompintos.
cath: death by team trolling.
gabby: death by warrior bug.
nick: death by sleep depravation.
alex: fell to death do to being a cowerd.
jake: death by ... uhhh ... roaches?
Jake: Death by failure to communicate to his team causing him to then get killed by said roaches.
@@MasterBroNetworkWhat makes this better is that roaches are made purly for serving brainbugs.
I'll never forget that day; it's etched into my memory like a scar from a battle-hardened soldier. It was a baptism by fire, my first time stepping into the jaws of hell. The moment we spawned, the heavens seemed to rain down a relentless barrage of enemy artillery, pounding us into submission.
Desperation set in, and we threw caution to the wind, resorting to the unthinkable - human wave tactics. The cries of fallen comrades echoed through the chaos as we pushed forward, praying for a glimmer of hope amidst the unyielding storm of death and destruction.
As if fate itself reveled in our torment, the bugs managed to breach our carefully constructed base, pouring in like a merciless tide of darkness. Panic consumed us, and I lost count of the number of times I fell, gasping for air amidst the suffocating swarm of their grotesque forms.
Then, I found a flicker of hope amidst the desolation, a narrow sanctuary at the front left edge of the base on a perilous set of stairs. I wasn't alone; another survivor clung to the same sliver of life. Our eyes met, reflecting the horrors we had both endured, and I asked him, my voice trembling, how we were still breathing. He could only offer a haunted stare, mumbling, "I don't know, man, I really don't know."
But the worst was yet to come. The evacuation call arrived, and the ground beneath us shook as the bugs intensified their relentless assault. We were left with no choice but to embark on a desperate leapfrogging race from building to building, our jetpacks our only hope of escape. The cacophony of screams, gunfire, and the unholy screeches of the bugs reverberated through my very soul.
Every step I took felt like walking on the edge of oblivion, the ground below us now a writhing sea of malevolence. I stumbled once, my heart stopping as the horde closed in, but my determination pushed me forward, refusing to be consumed by the abyss. We could almost taste freedom, but the jaws of death snapped hungrily at our heels.
In the end, by some miracle or twist of fate, we made it to the evacuation point. The roaring engines of the rescue craft drowned out the cries of fallen friends left behind. As we soared away from that nightmarish realm, the weight of survival weighed heavy on my heart, knowing that some would never return from the abyss we had just escaped.
That day forever changed me. It revealed the true nature of courage, forged through the fire of adversity and the loss of comrades. We were scarred, but we survived, and in doing so, we learned the price of freedom and the fragile thread that separates life from oblivion.
"Because of the dangerous wildlife..."
Australia: *Nervous sweats*
2:35 Love the subliminal message
As a Canadian I do have to wonder what they mean by dangerous wildlife. Like other than bears I can't think of much that is actually dangerous here and even bears are pretty unlikely to attack people, unless of course you decide to get near some bear cubs.
Places like Australia have always made me more worried with all the venomous/poisonous things.
2:04 Stay away from the geese and you will be fine Nick... probably
Imagine if you dropped all of them into that instance where both Rimmy and RubixRaptor's crew were playing back when the game first came out. Three way crossover and three times as many famous youtubers for Jonk to get killed by forgetting his medpack!
i'm not gonna say more than that i saw the 2 sniper towers and a specific date popped into my head
"Service guaranties citizenship", that's what you were looking for :)
Oh my god their unhinged giggle at 8:00 is so in synch
That cheeky Subscribe in the pew pew's good one hahaha
In the novels service includes jobs like the post office. You don't need to serve in the military to gain citizenship; just work for the government.
Suomi mainittu, TORILLE! also i enjoy your videos, keep up the humour!
Kiwi says I don't want to be close to dangerous wildlife then moves next door to Australia 🤣
If gaby wants to live in a place with dangerous wild life she should go to australia instead.
I was looking for this comment! Canada only has moose and bears, Australia is where Satan keeps his pets!
Surprised that it took this long too make a Game on Starship Trooper
There are other starship troopers games out there just not well known.
Jake is the type of StarShip Trooper who goes to other planets to mess with other troops rather then get his Citizenship. Jake is used has the obstacle to weed out the amount of people, so they serve more.
6:14 Cath's rage LOL
I really hope Jake has watched Starship Troopers by now so he knows exactly how much of a numpty he sounds here lol.
We got 2 towers next to each other, all we need is 2 planes
If Gabby ever visits Canada, I can introduce her to a moose. Or a goose. That's probably enough.
one of the "pews" was "subscribe"
This is what would happen if wpe was in any movie😂
Gabby said Finland, torille!!! Best day ever!! 🎉
Snipers when you're in a fort being attacked by huge bugs?
Gabby's looking for quick death. Who is she dating again?
I liked the way them saying 69 felt in my earbud vibrations
Ellis being repulsed by love😂
I think wpe should try out minecrafts healing arrows. The true friendly fire experience.
I can confirm that the wildlife in Canada can be terrifying.
What Bears, moose and occasional lost americans terrifying?
Well the last one sheezuz
@@antcommander1367 have you ever seen just how massive moose can get???
I've honestly been around this channel for long enough for my sense of humor to deteriorate massively so I genuinely appreciate all the bad jokes, but goddamn those citizenship ones from Jake were REALLY bad.
“I was just trying to-“
“No >:(“