6:15 Jonk (also known as Jake) as a witch hunter: "Give me all your witches, I'll turn them into bitches, and if one of them won't turn, they are all gonna burn."
“I thought I was being heroic by saving my wife but it turns out I was saving jonk from being a douche canoe”. Something like this happened in the dark knight.
I feel like Alex came more in tune with being angry by playing the dwarf, as this feels like this is the most angry I have ever seem him in your guys videos. He is just like roaring!
Happy to see one of my favorite dysfunctional groups is playing this game. Y’all should try out the new expeditions, they are tons of fun, and will make you guys question you’re friendships more than you have already. Cheers.
"We could seal the deal next week if you are interested. That would be no problem at all, sir. Paperwork Looks good. Everything seems fine. We could even lower the price a bit because you're such a nice Young couple. What is your decision? *zipping* *aggressive eyecontact* *peeing* "Okidoki sir. As I just said, there are many people who are interested. We will give you a call"
@@ArtOfCon-troll Ah yes, their self-titled blue album, considered to be one of the greatest alt rock albums of the last few decades, is ass. The one that Pitchfork, of all reviewers, gave a perfect 10 out of 10. That one. That's ass.
@@ArtOfCon-troll It depresses me to hear you have no taste. Let me take a stab in the dark: big mumble rap fan? That's the current vibe I'm getting off you. Lack of any real perception on what makes good music, just like the pretty thump thump sounds. Sound about right?
Oh thats where that Thousand Miles song being stuck in my head came from! It was playing in my head this morning and I havent heard it since it came out and wondered where I had heard it. Thanks guys. 😂
I remember seeing one Weezer music video and it was Keep Fishin', they joined forces with the Muppets and that was pretty cool! Their drummer got kidnapped by Miss Piggy, rescued by the Swedish Chef and he put a lampshade over his head to avoid recapture.
at 7:01 ... this reminds me from when i was little. my bedroom was painted yellow with blue shapes like trains, clouds, moons,... and in the middle of the night, i had to go to the toilet really badly. i had apparently put my hands in my pants when it was already too late, started touching the walls to search for the light switch, didnt find it and went back to bed. *NEXT MORNING!!!* my mom enters my bedroom and is horrified and screams. cause aside from the blue trains, moons and clouds... there was the occasional brown hand XD
I love the videos that you guys put out every week. I recently found out that someone nearby me had Covid like half an hour before I watched this video so thanks so much. You guys really help me out
6:15 Jonk (also known as Jake) as a witch hunter:
"Give me all your witches,
I'll turn them into bitches,
and if one of them won't turn,
they are all gonna burn."
thats not a witch hunter
@@mr.guiderplayer3450 BOTH WORKS
@@mr.guiderplayer3450 I specified Jake as a Witch Hunter didn't I ?
@@frodokula149 ah sry i didnt saw the jake
@@mr.guiderplayer3450 how didn't you saw the Jake?
2:39 This is gif-able. A little angry dwarf screaming "You were not listening!!"
With all the shots Jake misses, he won't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.
OHHHHHH
He’s a storm trooper
@@whatswong5652 OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
SOMEONE CALL THE WAH-BULANCE, SOMEONE GOT *DESTORYED!!*
I am more pissed that he dont marking enemies like spawn for additional damage
2:33 Alex's dwarf avatar was perfect for expressing his rage.
Jake at 6:07 : " he is a little confused, but he's got the spirit"
3:41 Nérd
I don't know why but alex being a dwarf fits so well
Hahaha
lmao yeah
I like to think that he's just a dwarf disguised as human
Have you seen him
“I thought I was being heroic by saving my wife but it turns out I was saving jonk from being a douche canoe”. Something like this happened in the dark knight.
A common scottish phrase. "Hod yer weesht yah wee bam". Welcome tae our land!
Pretty much mate aye
Translation???
Yah is you, see bam I think is little creature, and hod yer weesht I think is hold your tongue
Is like 'hold your horses'?
@@CRUSH40RULES nah. It means "be quiet you douche"
Alex and Ellis just switched places in this vdeo wtf??
I love it
Alex up and stole all of Ellis's salt. Hopefully not the precious metals, too.
@@samsonguy10k aye, only ellis must know what those metals are made of
Alex: I'm going to be a Beacon of Light.
Gutter Runner: Thanks for that mate.
“what genre’s your band man?”
“were background party arse”
thats the most boomer thing i have ever heard
*I* *N* *H* *A* *L* *E* *S* Ok boomer
We meet again
@@payne267 hello
Haven't heard much then have you?
Do they take requests?
It's weird how Alex and Ellis share the same DNA. That DNA is the type that is mad at video games.
Edit: I kinda like it actually.
Where did they say that i forgot
They didn't actually say that, I was just commenting that Alex and Ellis have some of the same DNA. You know cuz they both get mad at video games.
omg alex being a dwarf fits so well with the sight of them this is hikarious
I feel like Alex came more in tune with being angry by playing the dwarf, as this feels like this is the most angry I have ever seem him in your guys videos.
He is just like roaring!
You guys playing DND together would be amazing, honestly.
1:39 the first time Jake has ever given anyone proper, genuine, working advice. Well done, Jake, you've improved as a person!
You all put a smile on my face and make my belly hurt from laughter! Thank you 😊
"It pushes you away, like most things in life" someone is going to need burn cream
I've to say, them not being able to friendly fire each other constantly makes the whole game significantly calmer.
Last Time I was this early the Queen had just been born.
So you were here during the start of the universe?
*Impossible*
*No one was here when the Queen was born*
Your right, I wasn’t there when the Queen was born. I was there BEFORE she was born!
I was eating whilst watching this and then elis goes on to talk about bum wee and essentially shifting himself. Cheers guys!
That’s why you make sure too eat before you watch the video just incase
@@Childkicker96 i have been on bestgore this is child's play at this point
2:16 Insert Skullker's uncooked chicken noise here
I love how at the end of every clip they laugh, it’s just amazing
Dwarf Alex is so fitting. He gets so frustrated with Jake he damn near explodes.
That was such bad performance that it's hilariously beautifully epic!
i genuinely cried in laughter this episode and couldn't eat.
you guys are hilarious!
vermintide, the only place where your teammate would get pissed if you healed them
Jake:give me your witches
Elis: catch get over here
4:49 They were meant for each other
Happy to see one of my favorite dysfunctional groups is playing this game. Y’all should try out the new expeditions, they are tons of fun, and will make you guys question you’re friendships more than you have already. Cheers.
I feel like Ellis chose dwarf first, but immediately switched after Jake brought up precious metals.
Alex being an angry dwarf is a mood 😂
Nothing like watching worst premade at 0:22 am on a schoolnight on a laptop while in bed
"We could seal the deal next week if you are interested. That would be no problem at all, sir. Paperwork Looks good. Everything seems fine. We could even lower the price a bit because you're such a nice Young couple. What is your decision?
*zipping*
*aggressive eyecontact*
*peeing*
"Okidoki sir. As I just said, there are many people who are interested. We will give you a call"
7:15 of course I'm eating at this point
Alex's personality fits the dwarf so well!
Dammit why do you all make me laugh so hard ? 😂
this channel is so underrated its criminal.
and thats a fact
NEVER force out a fart. Let it run naturally.
That chaos spawn was orifying
I'm almost not used to ellis being so chill in a video, normally these guys get RIGHT on his buttons
Imagine calling Weezer "background party arse" music. What a _WILD_ statement.
r/brandnewsentance
They are pretty ass.
@@ArtOfCon-troll Ah yes, their self-titled blue album, considered to be one of the greatest alt rock albums of the last few decades, is ass. The one that Pitchfork, of all reviewers, gave a perfect 10 out of 10. That one. That's ass.
@@JC_Soulless Glad you agree.
@@ArtOfCon-troll It depresses me to hear you have no taste. Let me take a stab in the dark: big mumble rap fan? That's the current vibe I'm getting off you. Lack of any real perception on what makes good music, just like the pretty thump thump sounds. Sound about right?
You guys should play Risk of Rain 2, a rootin’ shootin’ lootin’ game with a way to turn on friendly fire and the ability to rain meteors on everyone.
I'd bloody pay to see them play that game.
@@Felsune.original I think that’s a mutual feeling for everyone who knows what Risk of Rain 2 is
Haiku for jake:
Jonk is a dummy
Grew 30 years in a week
Too colorful
This was probably the first video I have never seen Ellis get angry or rage.
I love how not a single video is calm its always insanity
Anyone else notice that Jake spelled "Way" as "Waying" more then once? Even writing the subs he jonks it up lol love the guy
6:23 I didn't understand a single word, so thanks for the subtitles there
Oh thats where that Thousand Miles song being stuck in my head came from! It was playing in my head this morning and I havent heard it since it came out and wondered where I had heard it. Thanks guys. 😂
3:13 That was actually 10 shots. Not counting the first shot at the wall when he wasn't looking at the creature.
Been playing Vermintide since release and dying laughing at their struggles
Wow nice birthday episode!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIS!!!!!
4:16 Alex's character looks like Mini-Me
man i wish they'd update more i love these guys
uncooked chicken: cluck cluck cluck
cooked chicken: sizzle sizzle
Woah I have never seen this before but this man has all his twitch subs listed?.. that’s pretty cool
“No.” Is the shortest complete sentence in the world.
You guys should really play Ark survival evolved. The amount of hell y'all would put each other through would be glorious.
Muck
With how well they work together, I want to see how they do in Overcooked. XD
That moment when your in-game name is Fredboy and you hear them say frat boy wankers😅
The gang playing vr like Pavlov or Echo VR would be HILARIOUS
I got an add for the new Conjuring movie and then 4:02 heard jake’s laugh immediately afterwards, made me shit my pants
I love watching your lot videos always makes me laugh and especially when Ellis ranges Jake keep up the trolls hahaha.
Ay this is gonna make my Thursday better
Andrew WK is fucking awesome live. I've seen him three times, and will gladly see him again. Met him as well. Such a great guy.
this channel is so underrated
Alex, you know the dual wield slayer is the best. 👌
More of this please
6:45 ish, I read that as horse rental. My immediate thought was, "didn't realise these lot were poshos"
2:36 My god, it has been a while since I have seen that ladder. There's just been a door there for the longest time it feels like.
I remember seeing one Weezer music video and it was Keep Fishin', they joined forces with the Muppets and that was pretty cool! Their drummer got kidnapped by Miss Piggy, rescued by the Swedish Chef and he put a lampshade over his head to avoid recapture.
its so much fun because of the chaos wastes
Jake: I am, is the longest sentence in the English language
Me: No.
I just bought the game and then immediately got a notification for this what-
0:53 ohh a pepper box revolver
That was frickin beautiful!
My favorite group of vtubers play my favorite warhammer 40k game!
New notification cheers mates!
Cheers
No notification cheers man!
@@dylanwillmon5672 cheers!
The algorithm gave me this channel, and I LOVE it
"Go" is actually the shortest sentence
that alphabet song! ahaha!!! can we get a full version of that? 🤣🤣🤣
But if you close your eyes, does it always feel like nothing's changed at all
I didn't need to know about that liquidy fart...but thanks for making me gag anyway :)
at 7:01 ... this reminds me from when i was little. my bedroom was painted yellow with blue shapes like trains, clouds, moons,... and in the middle of the night, i had to go to the toilet really badly. i had apparently put my hands in my pants when it was already too late, started touching the walls to search for the light switch, didnt find it and went back to bed.
*NEXT MORNING!!!*
my mom enters my bedroom and is horrified and screams. cause aside from the blue trains, moons and clouds... there was the occasional brown hand XD
1:50: Speaking from experience, Jake? (troll-faces and does the Woody Woodpecker laugh while dodging tomatoes)
That's what Jake's laugh reminds me of. Thankyou.
This game is super fun just wish I had a friend group that likes it too.
"Do you know how many times he moaned your name in bed?" XD
Pretty coool you guys are playing this :)
I love the videos that you guys put out every week. I recently found out that someone nearby me had Covid like half an hour before I watched this video so thanks so much. You guys really help me out
nicce vid guys, it's amazing
Doom on a medieval budget.
"Go" is the shortest complete sentence in the english language.
Yay something to distract me from the dry socket
Love this. Who's played this game? Is it as good as they make it out to be?
Actually, the shortest sentence in english is "Go." because it has a predicate "Go" and the subject is implied
6:03 You didn't censor the fuck word and now I am forever scarred. Thanks Obama.
2:32 Why does alex actually sound like a dwarf?
Funny thing. I was watching and got an ad for... Raid...
I think that was the first time I’ve seen an actual ad vs paid spot in the video.
Cool video guys love it
So does this mean gabby started the change to the abc song
ah yes, WPE makes a funny moment's video on exterminator simulator - RUclips 2021