I love how the Yakuza 0 cutscenes go from incredibly directed and animated cutscenes, to pre-canned animation with lip flaps and voice over, to something that looks like it was done quickly on Source Filmmaker (with no voice over acting with only grunts, sighs, or other non-language-based sounds), to static images with barely any consistency between them in either the main or side-stories. I don't know why, but it adds to the charm.
15 minutes more of this, a forced 'beat 'em up' sequence, 5 more minutes of epiloge and a few walking sequences in between and it would be about where I unplugged my Playstation and picked up Plato's collected works for an engaging change of pace...
Near a smile burger shop. Press triangle. A smile burger employee will throw a hot burger at Skinner. Press the displayed button to grab the burger and shove it at the enemies mouth
Good lord! What is happening up there!? The final boss fight. Th- the final boss fight!? at this time of year! at this time of day! in this part of japan! localized entirely on top of the millennium tower!?
Fun fact, both Chalmers' and Skinner's character models are fashioned after their voice actors who are well known for their movies roles as Yakuza. The "Substorie End" was perfect too. It was a beautiful end to the whole video, like a bracket closing it off.
Skinner is an elementary school principal, and thus, he delights in the tormenting of children. The only style that accurately depicts this would have to be the Mad Dog style.
i listen to their playthroughs in the background a LOT so hearing pat just straight up say "....you see the Yakuza 0 variant" when talking about steamed hams was REALLY FUCKING SURREAL
Oh god, the several different styles of storytelling is just way too fucking real. The Ryu Ga Gotaku team HAS to make this an actual substory for Yakuzies 7.
The name intros, menu, music, loading screens, simulated entering/exiting a building loading screen, different types of cutscenes... all of it just made this the best and my most favorite steamed hams meme ever.
I never knew how much I wanted this until now. The music choices, the UI, even the cut-scenes where its just moving images with voices overlayed on top?! You have done the world a great service.
I never thought i’d be impressed by a meme, but this is so on point it deserves acknowledgement. I mean...wow, the amount of dedication to matching up with the game legitimately leaves me impressed.
everything is so fking perfect about this LMAOOO 😂 the cut scenes the long black loading screen the little pause after they talk that will only continue if you press next *jesos lmao 😂*
MFW it changes to still images for NO REASON and thus making this a faithful Yakuza 0 recreation immediately.
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I love how the Yakuza 0 cutscenes go from incredibly directed and animated cutscenes, to pre-canned animation with lip flaps and voice over, to something that looks like it was done quickly on Source Filmmaker (with no voice over acting with only grunts, sighs, or other non-language-based sounds), to static images with barely any consistency between them in either the main or side-stories. I don't know why, but it adds to the charm.
Goro Majima hi majima
Agreed
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The japanese dub, the still cutscenes, even the pausing between text boxes. Amazing.
Just the fact that he used the japanese dub so the actors are actually saying what was said in steamed hams is amazing
Its amazing how someone can do this lmao its like yakuza 0 itself
15 minutes more of this, a forced 'beat 'em up' sequence, 5 more minutes of epiloge and a few walking sequences in between and it would be about where I unplugged my Playstation and picked up Plato's collected works for an engaging change of pace...
@@UltraAntiEverything holy shit shut the hell up
All this is missing is a bunch of weird sidequests at 0:40 before trying to sneak out the window.
Substories *END*
A Regional Dialect
Missed opportunity
*duwowow wow way*
Ah yes, the origin story of how Skinner became the Mad Dog of Burns.
then who's the Dragon Of Springfield?
Homer of the Simpson clan, after Abe Simpson adopted him.
crossbones116 does that mean Apu is in charge of Kwiki mart finance?
I love 2018
crossbones116
What about the 6th chairman of the Tavern clan, Moe Szyslak?
Seymour just learned the Essence of Ham Steaming.
Makes sense.
Everyone was definitely feeling the HEAT there...
Trophy / achievement unlocked.
"holy shit..."
Near a smile burger shop. Press triangle. A smile burger employee will throw a hot burger at Skinner. Press the displayed button to grab the burger and shove it at the enemies mouth
That's rad!
Good lord! What is happening up there!?
The final boss fight.
Th- the final boss fight!?
at this time of year!
at this time of day!
in this part of japan!
localized entirely on top of the millennium tower!?
Yes!
May I play it?
Genericdude ...no
Guess it's just that time of the year again when the Millennium tower blows up. again.
Oji-san! The Millennium Tower's on fire!
Bless the sheer amount of work people put into Steamed Hams memes.
Daniel Link I know, right?
Steamed hams and ricardo memes have gathered the best editors.
@@zzxp1 Now we just have to wait for Steamed Ricardo memes.
Hope this meme never dies , I LOVE THIS
I love you
bruh what r u doin here
It died
Still alive
@@quizzys7106 no
Soon as "Gary Chalmers: Patriarch of the Springfield Elementary Clan' came up I knew this was gonna be gold :D
THAT'S RAD.
seriously tho this is really well done meme.
Fun fact, both Chalmers' and Skinner's character models are fashioned after their voice actors who are well known for their movies roles as Yakuza.
The "Substorie End" was perfect too. It was a beautiful end to the whole video, like a bracket closing it off.
Love the use of the still image cutscenes that were used like 3 times in the game
JKREINCARNATION they were not still though. They moved their eyebrows for some fucking reason xD
Damn this is legit.
Gaijin Goombah Media NANI?!? I didn’t expect you Gaijin! You have nice taste
Tommy Wiseau: Oh, hi Gaijin Goombah. How is your gaming exchange life?
But is Seymour a true ninja?! That leaving-through-the-window jutsu looked rather suspect...
@Springday Autumnmoon did he rape some kid or something
When?
The cutscenes changing styles is a brilliant design choice.
This is absolutely golden. It cleared my skin and watered my crops. 👌🏾
Possibly the highest quality steamed hams meme on the market today.. dub quality is magnificent, well done
what about the nier automata one?
There's a Metal Gear Solid one and an old school Fallout one that are absolutely amazing as well
"Gary Chalmers: Patriarch of the Springfield Elementary clan" 😂
dragon of springfield
1:08 Skinner's style is Beast. I'm done! :'D
Cody Panos that’s why he’s yellow
Cody Panos kiryu’s fighting style 😂
Well he's in Rush I think. He'd be slow af if he was in Beast mode.
When you gotta impress your Yakuza boss...
2018 is officially my favourite year. God bless you
How young and foolish we were...
I wanted to make something like this, and you done did it. You truly are a Legend.
This is a beautiful work of art and I'm also super impressed with how good the Japanese dub is
yeah, but Homer is terrible in Japanese.
That's Rad
Holy shit
Acquired: Steamer stance
I can't believe how much work went into this masterpiece. Flawless execution. You had me at Chalmers' "DON DON."
Perfection condensed within 3 mins and 29 seconds.
Lmao mr shakedown aurora
I didn't think Skinner would use Beast style, I always thought him a more Breaker style
I would probably say Thug style.
Skinner is an elementary school principal, and thus, he delights in the tormenting of children. The only style that accurately depicts this would have to be the Mad Dog style.
Moostached Saiyan Prince Nah, his Vietnam memories are all pretty blunt and brutal. Definitely Beast.
The episode when Bart skips school and Skinner slowly chases him down reminds me of Beast style.
Two Best Friends Play Dead To Rights brought me here and i'm so fucking glad it did
i listen to their playthroughs in the background a LOT so hearing pat just straight up say "....you see the Yakuza 0 variant" when talking about steamed hams was REALLY FUCKING SURREAL
Oh god, the several different styles of storytelling is just way too fucking real. The Ryu Ga Gotaku team HAS to make this an actual substory for Yakuzies 7.
The only thing I can think of that this was missing was a part where there was text dialogue but no voice acting. 9.5/10 Almost perfect.
Irashaimase! Krusty Burger ni yokoso!
Okyakusama arigatou gozaimashita!
Bless you, Bless Kiryu and Bless Krust....I mean Smile Burger!
The attention to detail is so perfect. Even the little sub mission cleared sound effect at the end. Love it
Subarashii, this is gold.
This is truly artistic, thank you for putting in the effort into making such a masterpiece, have a like sir.
When the music starts at 0:43. Fucking hysterical.
It's pleasing that the Japanese actually says what the English text says and it's not just random Japanese that has nothing to do with the video
Know in Japan as Simpson ga Gotoku or "Like a Simpson".
Love how this had every type of cutscene from the game..
Lol I love that, even after 2 years of this meme's heyday, I'm still getting these videos recommended to me. And here I thought I'd seen all of them.
I keep coming back to this after so many years. A lot of love went into this!
I thought I was tired of this meme but then I watched this video. Got DANG was that some good attention to detail.
4 years later, this video is still a masterpiece.
You're a fucking genius! This is by far the bestest steamed hams video I've ever watched along with the mgs one!
Black loading screens are perfect.
Only just seen this. Kudos to the creator. Was in stitches the whole time😂
Holy fuck this is perfect down to the last detail. And the voice acting! Actually really good VA.
I got some PTSD when the mr shakedown theme started playing
The name intros, menu, music, loading screens, simulated entering/exiting a building loading screen, different types of cutscenes... all of it just made this the best and my most favorite steamed hams meme ever.
Aaaaah I love Yazuka!! I’m so glad you did this, great job on the editing btw!
This probably could happen in a Yakuza game
when it switched to the sale menu at 1:08 and the loading screen right afterwards w the change in cutscene style i LOST my shit , well done good sir
I just watched on June 2020. It is perfect, no less.
Oh man. Just finished NicoB's Playthrough of Yakuza 0 a few days ago, too. That made this soooo much better.
I didn't know I wanted this, but I really want this.
Everything is so on point... amazing job!
I'm glad that Seymour was in beast style to be yellow.
I didn't know I needed this. Amazing! The substory completion jingle is the cherry on top.
I was waiting for Seymour to get kicked so hard out the window by Kiryu.
the fucking production quality on this
I never knew how much I wanted this until now. The music choices, the UI, even the cut-scenes where its just moving images with voices overlayed on top?! You have done the world a great service.
MR SHAKEDOWN
Mat and Pat directed me to this, and it's just as amazing as I hoped!
Holy Shit, this is gold. Thanks a lot for making this.
You have 4 minutes left to live sir.
* Goes to youtube and watches this vid *
OMFG 😂😂😂
I can't thank you enough for this gem. I'm crying 🤣
The final with the substory end was the top of the cake! This is brilliamt
Bloody fantastic! Best video I've seen this year.
This is next level...And I fucking love it
This was awesome! Smiled from start to finish
Yeah, yeah, so many good things, but I don't see the comments talking about the loading time between cutscenes. Marvelous!
As soon as I saw the intro card for Gary, I lost it! Lmao
Omg this quality is so good!!
The only Steamed Hams video that I actually liked. Thanks!!
FEEL THE HEAT!!!
Yesss I love the three different types of cutscenes, very well done
i've seen a lot of these and not cared for them all that much, but this is far too legitimate. great work.
This is so perfect, all the little details, amazing job!
Even down to the black loading screen my god. Masterpiece
Incredible stuff. Fantastic attention to detail, top work! 😂
It's a crime that this doesn't have more views, it's the best version of Steamed Hams by far.
This is probably the best one I've seen
2 years later and this is still gold.
The "Substory Completed" at the end just nails it.
INCREDIBLE JUST MASTERFUL work relaly so delivering
I appreciate this so much.
This is perfection. Thank you for this
Why does this absolute perfection not have 1 million views yet? 😡
This is the only Steamed Hams video still showing up in my recommendations.
It is worthy
This is beautifully done ❤️
The switch between cinematic cutscenes and in-game cutscenes is so close im dying
I never thought i’d be impressed by a meme, but this is so on point it deserves acknowledgement. I mean...wow, the amount of dedication to matching up with the game legitimately leaves me impressed.
This is absolutely fantastic. I was in stiches during the hamburger purchasing scene. This is my favourite video of 2018 so far :D
This is still my favourite rendition.
OUTSTANDING! This should be locked in a safe and preserved for future generations!
everything is so fking perfect about this LMAOOO 😂
the cut scenes
the long black loading screen
the little pause after they talk that will only continue if you press next
*jesos lmao 😂*
aces on the editing, especially the loading screens XD
You even made the different types of cutscene styles!
LMAO, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!
0mg this is a masterpiece, nothing can top this flawless steamed hams meme, this has got to be the best one ever made in history xD
this deserves 100k+ views