Steamed Hams but it's Metal Gear Solid

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  • @blank2750
    @blank2750 7 лет назад +6520

    You wanted the best? You got the best. The world’s greatest Metal Gear Solid/Steamed Hams mashup to ever hit RUclips.

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 7 лет назад +19

      Benjamin Davidson It's the shits

    • @Wladislav
      @Wladislav 7 лет назад +92

      I'm pretty sure the best is yet to come.

    • @greenteesouo
      @greenteesouo 7 лет назад +9

      Dammit, I was gonna say this.

    • @BiggNife
      @BiggNife 7 лет назад +38

      I genuinely have never seen this much effort put into a shitpost
      Well done

    • @scroll_serpent
      @scroll_serpent 6 лет назад +13

      third best metal gear solid/steamed hams mashup, but still, quite an achievement.

  • @MrHardrichard
    @MrHardrichard 4 года назад +790

    The fact this is 7:07 long despite the original being two and a half minutes is the most Metal Gear thing about this

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +4

      yes

    • @20fadhilRevolution
      @20fadhilRevolution Год назад +71

      If this is Kojima post-MGS3 it would be 30 minutes long with everyone ended up even more confused, even after Skinner repeatedly explained what's the old family recipe (hint: nanomachines).

    • @MrHardrichard
      @MrHardrichard Год назад +24

      @@20fadhilRevolution does this mean he's Venom Skinner? Since he's not the real Skinner and Big Skinner got ran out of Springfield

    • @techspeak5801
      @techspeak5801 Год назад +4

      ​@@MrHardrichardthat wasn't Canon

  • @BlumenCT
    @BlumenCT 7 лет назад +2510

    jesus christ that cut to the live action hamburger footage was so spot-on

    • @trescuernos
      @trescuernos 7 лет назад +146

      That was the part where i lost it

    • @davistoa
      @davistoa 7 лет назад +91

      Truly made it authentic

    • @hodoupmer
      @hodoupmer 6 лет назад +40

      RadianSCT i felt so many emotions at the same time when that came on

    • @crummymonk4917
      @crummymonk4917 6 лет назад +19

      Superb editing, I loled.

    • @anonymoususer6774
      @anonymoususer6774 6 лет назад +6

      +davistoa I concur.

  • @norwichculturalreport4445
    @norwichculturalreport4445 7 лет назад +783

    The cut to real life footage of a burger joint was so MGS

    • @TheAzureNightmare
      @TheAzureNightmare 6 лет назад +5

      tom newman Put it in your Body, OR YOU'RE A NERD.

    • @thechairman1306
      @thechairman1306 6 лет назад +18

      TheAzureNightmare Not "nerd", "node".

    • @m3rl1on
      @m3rl1on 5 лет назад +2

      @@thechairman1306 oh

  • @theoneaboveall1284
    @theoneaboveall1284 6 лет назад +2901

    They steamed us like a damn ham

    • @TheRealmDrifter
      @TheRealmDrifter 5 лет назад +109

      He mentioned something interesting: Skinner is pursuing new research. He claims that what they're doing in Springfield is the missing piece... A weapon to surpass Steamed Hams...

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 5 лет назад +3

      lol i came to say that lol

    • @MamboCat84
      @MamboCat84 5 лет назад +15

      @@TheRealmDrifter Pax Steamedhamburgana?...

    • @b4thewar540
      @b4thewar540 5 лет назад +9

      Seymour! I’m burning UUUUUP!

    • @matiasriffo1060
      @matiasriffo1060 4 года назад +14

      -Seymour, try to remember the basics tecniques of cooking hams

  • @JamesPlaysGames95
    @JamesPlaysGames95 6 лет назад +2372

    yes your radar is on despite the fact you're obviously playing in extreme

    • @reviathan3524
      @reviathan3524 5 лет назад +445

      Snake: I...one thing that I....Excuse me.

    • @AlphaW01
      @AlphaW01 5 лет назад +25

      Too good

    • @rukiryuzaki476
      @rukiryuzaki476 5 лет назад +171

      It's an Albany thing

    • @poetakaotico2466
      @poetakaotico2466 5 лет назад +29

      You saw but the fury is from mgs3 and no one say nothing about it

    • @josterplays8128
      @josterplays8128 5 лет назад +115

      “Yes, and you call it Metal Gear despite the fact that it’s a Shagohod.”

  • @EvatronX
    @EvatronX 6 лет назад +932

    *a meal to surpass steamed clams*

  • @Calvin_Coolage
    @Calvin_Coolage 7 лет назад +3145

    This is like 4th dimensional shitposting. The disc reading sounds were a nice touch too.

    • @zeldaglitchman
      @zeldaglitchman 6 лет назад +30

      Sounds more like a dreamcast than a ps1. I don't remember a ps1 ever making that sound.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 6 лет назад +3

      CHRISPLAYER 95 I think it was the white one, or whatever color was the standard color.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 6 лет назад +3

      CHRISPLAYER 95 I wanna say it was the white that I had, since it was slim.

    • @Doc_Hawk
      @Doc_Hawk Год назад +4

      There was a disk change halfway through too

    • @TheTubePoweredOne
      @TheTubePoweredOne Год назад +4

      ​@@zeldaglitchman5 years after the fact, I'm here to mention that I'm pretty sure the sounds were pulled directly from a RUclips video of nothing but PSX disc reader noises.

  • @reloadpsi
    @reloadpsi 6 лет назад +838

    The stock footage sequence was what really got me.

    • @TheSuspectOnFoot
      @TheSuspectOnFoot 6 лет назад +26

      I feel like an idiot because I didn't get that part until I read this comment.

    • @LMTR14
      @LMTR14 6 лет назад

      to dislike this video

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 6 лет назад +4

      LMTR14 (audience doesn't laugh)

    • @GTR24
      @GTR24 6 лет назад +2

      So Toyota would approve

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 5 лет назад +562

    It's just like one of my American cartoons!

  • @dtims3262
    @dtims3262 6 лет назад +279

    "Seymour, the house is on fire!"
    "No, Mother, it's just the Fury's death."

    • @trentrandle
      @trentrandle Год назад +2

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @ProdCharles
    @ProdCharles 7 лет назад +2629

    From the PS1 loading sounds to the low fps real world cutscenes... Thank you for truly taking Steamed Hams to the next level.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 6 лет назад +23

      Have you actually played the original on a PS1?

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 6 лет назад +21

      Clay3613 ePSXe, so i got everything but the disc reading sounds

    • @dealt
      @dealt 6 лет назад +39

      Seriously. I'm floored by the attention to detail.

    • @FloppyDisk893
      @FloppyDisk893 6 лет назад +19

      And the resolution of the video is a good touch too

    • @MrMister681
      @MrMister681 6 лет назад +13

      A video... to surpass Steamed Hams...

  • @Ravioko
    @Ravioko 6 лет назад +1742

    The semi-off putting irl footage during the explanation of steamed hams was what perfected this

    • @karlsebastiansollenhag8802
      @karlsebastiansollenhag8802 6 лет назад +6

      Ravioko Your review was so good! Please, can you write a review of my edition of Steamed Hams also?
      ruclips.net/video/ReC0WPuA0Kk/видео.html

    • @Jakynast
      @Jakynast 5 лет назад +28

      "Semi-off putting" you mean "Semi off-putting"

    • @SONGOKU02
      @SONGOKU02 5 лет назад +4

      Totally. I laughed my ass off.

    • @Barbeta13
      @Barbeta13 5 лет назад +38

      It was so accurate, even the conversation sounded like mgs lol

    • @misterious5217
      @misterious5217 Год назад +4

      The whole thing is perfect!

  • @PeakTemper
    @PeakTemper 6 лет назад +1276

    This is why the internet was created

    • @LucarioBlade
      @LucarioBlade 6 лет назад +21

      And this is what we're fighting for.

    • @Revick_Revas
      @Revick_Revas 6 лет назад +10

      And this is what evil wants to destroy.

    • @HounddogSnakes108
      @HounddogSnakes108 6 лет назад +4

      I wholeheartedly agree, crazy running into you here man!

    • @JoahTheThread5ive
      @JoahTheThread5ive 6 лет назад +2

      Wrong, the internet is for porn.

    • @ssgp7297
      @ssgp7297 5 лет назад

      For this, for porn and for lalelilelu

  • @_SeeTe
    @_SeeTe 6 лет назад +880

    Solid Skinner
    Liquid Skinner
    Solidus Skinner
    Punished Venom Skinner
    Naked Skinner
    Big Skinner
    Revolver Chalmers

    • @kingcrimzen5349
      @kingcrimzen5349 6 лет назад +26

      Dr Fenix naked skinner oh god

    • @KQVTownTheme
      @KQVTownTheme 6 лет назад +24

      Dr Fenix Revolver Bartsalot.

    • @GoGasgano
      @GoGasgano 6 лет назад +15

      Revolver Rich Texan

    • @bigshadow847
      @bigshadow847 6 лет назад +7

      Revolver Willie

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 6 лет назад +12

      Homer Ocelot
      Punished Venom Marge
      Quiet Lisa (my favorite Lisa because she stfu)

  • @storba3860
    @storba3860 5 лет назад +219

    "Everything he did, he did for the Superintendent. He was a true, hamsteamer"
    *Salutes ashes of house*

  • @linuscontinental2223
    @linuscontinental2223 7 лет назад +168

    pretty impressive they did this all in-engine

  • @bamascorp
    @bamascorp 6 лет назад +327

    Can't wait for MGS2: Buns of Liberty where you start the game as Skinner but you wind up playing as Smithers for the majority of it.

    • @TacomaStreetcarDisaster
      @TacomaStreetcarDisaster 5 лет назад +49

      Don't forget Steamed Hams V where it's revealed you were playing as Armin Tamzarian all along.

    • @FogHorn1911
      @FogHorn1911 5 лет назад +9

      @@TacomaStreetcarDisaster WHAT A TWIST!

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 5 месяцев назад +7

      Smithers really exploded in popularity and likeability after Steamed Hams Rising: Reborealisnce was released. Duffman ended up being portrayed as one of the greatest anti-villains in history because of it.

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 4 месяца назад +5

      Metal Gear Solid
      Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Principals
      Metal Gear Solid 2: Buns of Liberty
      Metal Gear Solid 3: Clam Eater
      Metal Gear Solid 4: Roasts of the Patriots
      Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Beefs
      Metal Gear Solid V: The Regional Pain

  • @dermaskiertemuchacho6139
    @dermaskiertemuchacho6139 7 лет назад +203

    You thought of everything. The stock footage, the sounds, the ridiculous loading times, the close to non-existent game play, the ending, the teary music.
    10/10

  • @HoseB932
    @HoseB932 6 лет назад +363

    Kept you steamin, huh?

    • @Mamon_Saleh
      @Mamon_Saleh 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @HoseB932
      @HoseB932 3 года назад

      Oml.
      200+ Likes.
      Thanks a lot boys/grils for this.
      I was wondering wtf was bein on my Notifications.

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 6 лет назад +618

    Delightfully devilish, Seymour! Age hasn't slowed you down one bit!

    • @ThatGuyNicho
      @ThatGuyNicho Год назад +13

      You're pretty good! Just what I'd expect from someone with the same code as Armin Tamzarian.

    • @migiplayz91
      @migiplayz91 Год назад +2

      It's been such a long time since I've had a good steamed ham.

  • @AndreasIndustriePro
    @AndreasIndustriePro 6 лет назад +498

    missed opportunity for "seymour ? ... SEEEEYYYMOOOOUUUURRR!!!" on the game over screen

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 5 лет назад +26

      Yes!!!! Why wouldn't you include that?????

    • @jiles8187
      @jiles8187 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahaha would have been excellent

    • @mattg768
      @mattg768 5 лет назад

      Was going to say the same thing lol, i honestly expected it but it just never happened.

    • @ewthmatth
      @ewthmatth 5 лет назад

      I'm sure it was done on YTMND back in the day.
      Edit:err, maybe that was your point ;)

    • @DiaperGranny11
      @DiaperGranny11 5 лет назад

      @@ewthmatth the Wilson Wilson Cast Away game over codec screen would always kill me

  • @HoryShiitMan
    @HoryShiitMan 7 лет назад +367

    Superintendent. I'm already delightfully devilish.

    • @gdhnd2291
      @gdhnd2291 6 лет назад +4

      HoryShiitMan underrated

    • @Pomlithe
      @Pomlithe 6 лет назад +3

      Now there's a pretty steamed ham. Exquisite!

    • @Pyro-Moloch
      @Pyro-Moloch 6 лет назад +13

      *Skinner coming back with hamburgers*
      Chalmers: "Skinner... What took you so long?"

    • @delta9915
      @delta9915 6 лет назад +6

      "Kept you waiting, huh?"

  • @TopQualityContent
    @TopQualityContent 7 лет назад +2976

    10 seconds of gameplay. Painfully accurate.

    • @alexw5713
      @alexw5713 6 лет назад +52

      Painfully accurate?

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 6 лет назад +16

      Wrong game moron.

    • @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486
      @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 6 лет назад +62

      mrsimonalt someone doesn't like MGS4

    • @hugodirkschneider998
      @hugodirkschneider998 6 лет назад +167

      He's making a joke about how many cutscenes there are. Why are you guys so mad?

    • @john5477
      @john5477 6 лет назад +60

      Udo Durkschneider
      Because gamers are salty these days if someone doesn’t like the same things as them.

  • @terokalliokorpi2119
    @terokalliokorpi2119 6 лет назад +333

    Meryl: So there's something you like about me, huh?
    Snake: Yeah, you've got a great ham.
    Meryl: Oh, I see. First it's my steam, now it's my ham. What's next?
    Snake: On the battlefield you never think about what steams next.

  • @Giganotti
    @Giganotti 6 лет назад +297

    Steak? STEAK? STEAAAK!!

  • @TheRacePig
    @TheRacePig 7 лет назад +480

    You can tell it's metal gear solid since it's like 5 minutes longer than the original.

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton 6 лет назад +17

      1 minute of gameplay and 6 minutes of steamed hams exposition. Thanks Kojima.

    • @LMTR14
      @LMTR14 6 лет назад

      what the fuck does that even mean

    • @jknintendo
      @jknintendo 6 лет назад +10

      it means that metal gear solid games are hilariously drawn out with exposition, even MGS1, the shortest, most concise and well written one.

    • @LMTR14
      @LMTR14 6 лет назад

      first is the best written one? damn, I don't want to see the others then... the happy ending to the first was already one of the worst written moments in video game history I've ever seen

    • @willwoolf
      @willwoolf 6 лет назад +1

      LMTR14 Have you seen the Otacon ending? I prefer it to the normal one, even if it isn't canon.

  • @arf
    @arf 7 лет назад +5396

    Do you think ham can steam, even on the battlefield?

    • @itsamerby4270
      @itsamerby4270 6 лет назад +119

      Not for you, dude.

    • @madskillz808
      @madskillz808 6 лет назад +323

      “A STRONG MAN DOESN’T NEED TO PURCHASE FAST FOOD. HE MAKES HIS OWN.”

    • @Leinja
      @Leinja 6 лет назад +180

      I believe ham can steam at any place, any time. But you must be able to protect the ham. Preferably with tinfoil. *cue Natasha codec call where she tells you everything there is to know about tinfoil*

    • @jamesp8677
      @jamesp8677 6 лет назад +2

      Arf a hahahaaaa

    • @itsamerby4270
      @itsamerby4270 6 лет назад +94

      SEYMOOOOUR! What was she steaming for? What am I steaming for? What are YOU steaming for?

  • @Wesserz
    @Wesserz 6 лет назад +220

    The stock footage of the hamburger place was perfection.

  • @spectrevampire
    @spectrevampire 6 лет назад +43

    "Good! Now we can eat as warriors! Ham to ham! It is the basis of an incredible luncheon! Only a fool trusts his life to Aurora Borealis!"

  • @karlzen86
    @karlzen86 6 лет назад +177

    Bill Oakley, the writer of this episode, has said that this one is one of the best Steamed Hams videos out there. Source: "Steamed Hams but it's a RUclips explained (featuring Bill Oakley)"

  • @stuffedmannequin
    @stuffedmannequin 6 лет назад +172

    The stock footage of hamburgers set to exposition was perfect

  • @QuiteDan
    @QuiteDan 6 лет назад +709

    Difficulty: Extremed Hams

    • @LCDqBqA
      @LCDqBqA 5 лет назад +2

      Hardest difficulty is 'European Extreme' aka European hams

    • @jasonholland721
      @jasonholland721 5 лет назад +3

      European extreme steam is the hardest

    • @appropinquo3236
      @appropinquo3236 5 лет назад

      brilliant

    • @goodninji8
      @goodninji8 5 лет назад

      European ExStream difficulty

  • @CruiseElroy
    @CruiseElroy 7 лет назад +142

    This is the only time where someone uploading in 240p is acceptable

  • @ahab4715
    @ahab4715 6 лет назад +329

    A Hideo Kojima Game

  • @Yoxiv
    @Yoxiv 6 лет назад +343

    *Steamed Hams*
    *Steamed Hams 2: Seymour Skinner*
    *Steamed Hams Grilled*
    *Steamed Hams Grilled 2: Sons of Shelbyville*
    *Steamed Hams Grilled 3: Clam Eater*
    *Steamed Hams Grilled 4: Guns of the Flying Hellfish*
    *Steamed Hams Grilled: Calves Stretcher*
    *Steamed Hams Grilled V: Ground Patties*
    *Steamed Hams Grilled V: The Aurora Borealis*

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 6 лет назад +3

      Sons of Shelbyville LOL 😂

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 6 лет назад +20

      Don't forget "Steamed Hams Roasted Embiggening" starring Armin Tanzarian.

    • @cvmii
      @cvmii 6 лет назад +3

      GROUND ZERO GROUND PATTIES HAHAHHAAH

    • @TheOne-ud8rm
      @TheOne-ud8rm 6 лет назад +2

      Yoxiv I T S T H E B O R E A L I S !
      -Doctor Kleiner

    • @shori8438
      @shori8438 6 лет назад

      *Steamed Hams Superintendent*

  • @RedFlameFox
    @RedFlameFox 6 лет назад +1796

    The FMV part is actually genious

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 6 лет назад +24

      RedFlameFox *genius

    • @RDV333
      @RDV333 6 лет назад +235

      When it cuts to the regional dialect bit, and it uses live-action footage like the original MGS to expound on burgers, I just clapped at my monitor.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 6 лет назад +21

      It's a very smrt joke.

    • @Andyilmatto
      @Andyilmatto 6 лет назад +12

      It broke new grounds!

    • @fire-nrg7962
      @fire-nrg7962 6 лет назад +2

      You have a cute profile pic!

  • @Scarfulhu
    @Scarfulhu 7 лет назад +1765

    Now this, this is art.

  • @TheIndiana212
    @TheIndiana212 6 лет назад +35

    “Try checking the back of the Krusty Burger CD case”

  • @anthonymoroneygodzil
    @anthonymoroneygodzil 5 лет назад +128

    ONLY THING missing is character intro with the actual voice actor's name in brackets.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 2 года назад +7

      In the case of MGS1, most were under aliases. You can even see Hayter's name in game, and an alias in the credits of the manual, for example.

  • @Blancanon
    @Blancanon 7 лет назад +299

    this is peak steamed hams
    you may not like it, but this is what perfection looks like

  • @damn9536
    @damn9536 6 лет назад +1161

    "Steamed Hams are some of the most secret Black Projects"

  • @Busterbalz
    @Busterbalz 7 лет назад +62

    When you cut to the fucking live action burger making footage I fucking died. That was way too perfect. This is modern art.

    • @ericknutson7801
      @ericknutson7801 6 лет назад +2

      Somehow it looks exactly like the sort of stock footage that would be in an MGS cutscene

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 5 лет назад +26

    “Naomi! The roast! What happened?”
    “I don’t know, it looked like smoke but...”
    “Smoke? *sigh* no...”
    “Colonel? Are you hiding something? Don’t lie to me!”
    “Snake you’ve got to understand, that isn’t smoke it’s steam from the steamed clams were having”

  • @hansonkerman7286
    @hansonkerman7286 8 месяцев назад +3

    LAUGHED MY ASS OFF at the classic mgs low quality live action segment. one of the best videos ever i think

  • @blamecanada8525
    @blamecanada8525 6 лет назад +303

    Punished Skinner

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 6 лет назад +7

      Blame Canada Canon

    • @Bloddyredbadger
      @Bloddyredbadger 6 лет назад +19

      A hero denied his roast

    • @ArmaBiologica35
      @ArmaBiologica35 6 лет назад +5

      It´s funny because this Skinner is actually living the life of someone else.
      Just like Punished Snake.

    • @kataris2693
      @kataris2693 6 лет назад +7

      Chalmers, I'm already a principal.

    • @DruidaLove
      @DruidaLove 6 лет назад

      He really was

  • @Anervaria
    @Anervaria 7 лет назад +206

    why is this so well-made, holy shit

  • @MHSchonberg
    @MHSchonberg 6 лет назад +248

    >Cromulent Action Espionage
    >Homer singing the Konami logo
    >Disk loading sounds
    >matching footsteps to Skinner’s movement
    >stock video overlays
    >more cutscene than gameplay
    Pack it in boys, the pinnacle of Steamed Hams jokes has been found

    • @FloppyDisk893
      @FloppyDisk893 6 лет назад +13

      >The music
      >In-game Map
      >240P resolution of the PS1
      >MGS3 Fire scene inside the kitchen
      >"Steamed hams logo"
      >Followed by ending stats
      >Actually true to the video stats
      >Game boots up again

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 6 лет назад +3

      Better than mgs 5

    • @HeavyMetalConspiracy
      @HeavyMetalConspiracy 6 лет назад +1

      I was high as shit watching this the first time and thought my PS4 was fucking up my disc with those loading sounds, then I remembered I was watching a video

  • @ss0766
    @ss0766 6 лет назад +49

    The part that made me laugh a lot was when the apron was called "Body Armor". The part that made me laugh even harder was when the real life cutscene started playing! Great video!

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 2 года назад +1

      I didn't even notice that at first, the attention to detail is great.

  • @shrooberto
    @shrooberto 6 лет назад +76

    I see Kaz finally got a Chemical Burger game.

    • @AlphaW01
      @AlphaW01 5 лет назад +4

      If he edited it to say Kaz burger.. man oh man

  • @BruisedMilk
    @BruisedMilk 6 лет назад +505

    The buns of the patriots.

    • @pray7056
      @pray7056 5 лет назад +6

      @Solid Snake oh hey snake, i killed half of your enemies

    • @Chimeratech_O.D.
      @Chimeratech_O.D. 5 лет назад +4

      Sounds like a bad porno.

    • @bigboss8647
      @bigboss8647 5 лет назад +2

      Sounds like a *GOOD* porno

  • @MonotoneTim
    @MonotoneTim 7 лет назад +275

    God, you even moved the blips on the radar to reflect when Skinner walks around.

    • @wouldntyouliketoknow8904
      @wouldntyouliketoknow8904 6 лет назад +12

      400% dedication.

    • @Dark2Reaper
      @Dark2Reaper 6 лет назад +1

      Hi Tim

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 6 лет назад +13

      MonotoneTim And technically they didn't even need to bother - playing on extreme should've disabled the radar anyway.

  • @LionelBee
    @LionelBee 6 лет назад +131

    Oh my God, the stock footage.

  • @Pokemanic33
    @Pokemanic33 6 лет назад +60

    This is several hours too short to be Metal Gear Solid

  • @TehJaytius
    @TehJaytius 6 лет назад +189

    Deconstructing a meme by deconstructing a game series about memetic information is a stroke of genius. This is legitimately a postmodern RUclips video, Kojima would be proud!

  • @suftenevenstevens5767
    @suftenevenstevens5767 7 лет назад +319

    This is just like my Japanese animes.

    • @Zelkiiro
      @Zelkiiro 7 лет назад +15

      That's what I call hamburgers!

    • @pusapanginoon3375
      @pusapanginoon3375 6 лет назад

      Psycho Mantis?

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 6 лет назад

      "Just like my Japanese animes"
      **Has a Donald Duck pfp**

    • @gluever54
      @gluever54 6 лет назад +2

      Supernova 444 you do realize it's a reference to what otacon said in mgs right?

    • @sigefreimanify
      @sigefreimanify 6 лет назад +1

      Agh! what The Fuck are you talking about?! I'm taking about piss and shit and you're talking about some Japanese shit I don't give a fuck about!

  • @heteromies
    @heteromies 6 лет назад +91

    "In style of Metal Gear Solid" needs to become it's own meme. 10/10

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 5 лет назад +4

      This comment?! In the style of Metal Gear Solid?!? Heteromies, what are you hiding?!?!?

  • @TheADPOL
    @TheADPOL 6 лет назад +33

    I love how there's a particularly long loading screen before the live action FMV section plays. Flawlessly accurate.

    • @sockmess
      @sockmess 6 лет назад +1

      John Walton don't forget the loading sounds of the cd drive running hard.

  • @pikool
    @pikool 3 года назад +35

    This goes beyond parodies or Shitpost, this is a work of art

  • @bigshadow847
    @bigshadow847 5 лет назад +27

    Skinner remembered the basics of steamed hams

  • @gameranxTV
    @gameranxTV 6 лет назад +1236

    holy shit

  • @WeaponXLive
    @WeaponXLive 6 лет назад +510

    Close the internet. We're done. We have a winner

    • @javiceres
      @javiceres 5 лет назад +7

      CIRCLE• Your comment made me daydream. Brilliant.

  • @MacGuges
    @MacGuges Год назад +4

    OMG, I just found this. So brilliant, so true. Yes, on the original PlayStation MGS was always stopping to load from the CD.

  • @Soydrinker999
    @Soydrinker999 5 лет назад +8

    i lost it when that stock footage came up

  • @JennyTomg
    @JennyTomg 7 лет назад +61

    This is insanely good. The obvious gags land and there are a million little details that Only PSX Gamers Understand
    I giggled at the whole thing, but the CD noises during the loading screens slayed me completely

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 6 лет назад +320

    This still has to be my favorite Steamed Hams yet, especially with the disk reading PS1 effect as a added touch.

    • @FGCLovesYou
      @FGCLovesYou 3 года назад +4

      I don't know if it's hearing it on headphones or just the elapsed time, but I find that disk read effect almost physically painful to listen to. That PS1 is strugglin'. ...But yeah, it's a very nice touch.

  • @spoofersdomain9185
    @spoofersdomain9185 6 лет назад +449

    The accuracy of playing Metal Gear on the PS1 back in the day is perfected here. It's too real.

  • @TheIndiana212
    @TheIndiana212 6 лет назад +49

    The low resolution combined with the attention to detail around the UI, and the cutscenes made me feel like a kid again watching old MGS cutscenes on early RUclips.
    Bravo, sir

  • @lxjoe96
    @lxjoe96 2 года назад +4

    Still hands down my favourite one, everything about this is perfect. The alert, the disc reading, the stock footage, the dramatic endgame music, even the post-credits cut scenes

  • @lupos2000
    @lupos2000 7 лет назад +75

    A Matt Groening game

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 7 лет назад +70

    Seymour... Seymore? SEEEEEEEYYYMOOOORRRREEE!

  • @bassbole
    @bassbole 6 лет назад +333

    The transition from the video to real-world footage and the dialogue over it was masterfully done. It makes me want to break out MGS and have a burger

  • @jamiroblues6083
    @jamiroblues6083 5 лет назад +34

    Metal Gear Steamed
    The devilish espionage
    Metal Gear Steamed 2:
    The Sons of Upstate New York
    Metal Gear Steamed 3:
    Clam Eater

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 5 лет назад +4

      "Clam Eater" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Also,
      Metal Gear Steamed 4:
      Guns of the Hams
      Metal Gear Steamed V:
      -Ground Beef-
      The Phantom Roast

    • @tauronthegreat
      @tauronthegreat 5 лет назад +2

      4 is actually the Buns of the Patriots

    • @celadon6554
      @celadon6554 5 лет назад +2

      Metal Gear Steamed 4: Buns of the Patriots
      Metal Gear Steamed: Steam Walker
      Metal Gear Steamed V: Ham Zeroes
      Metal Gear Steamed V: The Phantom Grill

  • @andieallison6792
    @andieallison6792 Год назад +2

    I LOVE how you can hear the disc being read. Amazing.

  • @alexlamazza3200
    @alexlamazza3200 6 лет назад +896

    Safe to say this is one of the best edits ever. You nailed everything here: the codec call, the bits of gameplay, the mandatory real-life segment, the game over screen and the post-credits phone call.
    But what I like most are the tiny details. 240p and loading times for the actual PS1 feel, and even the way you did dialogue: long, delayed, irrelevant and with no background music. As a Metal Gear fan, count me impressed!

    • @P-Nokota
      @P-Nokota 6 лет назад +8

      He put MGS 3 Seens in , he could have done a torcher seen . Whatever I’m a MGS fan , it’s good

    • @DeathClawDC
      @DeathClawDC 5 лет назад +13

      But radar is on

    • @spitshrine1277
      @spitshrine1277 5 лет назад +8

      If the alert started counting down it would've been 10/10

    • @TheStrongNerd
      @TheStrongNerd 5 лет назад +14

      My favorite thing was the ps1 loading sounds.

    • @Pwnicus187
      @Pwnicus187 5 лет назад +9

      @@TheStrongNerd I've not heard those buzzes and whirs in years, decades probably. Man the memories with this game.

  • @mrbobmanbob
    @mrbobmanbob 7 лет назад +562

    what a thrill

    • @brandonc.b430
      @brandonc.b430 6 лет назад +23

      Jimblus of sadness and darkness through the night

    • @mot0m0to36
      @mot0m0to36 6 лет назад +16

      what a thriiill

    • @juanic95
      @juanic95 6 лет назад +18

      I'm searching and I'll melt into you

    • @oswaldsweezlebogger6826
      @oswaldsweezlebogger6826 6 лет назад +5

      +juanic95 SNAAAAAAKE EAAATERRRRRRRR

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 лет назад

      With Skinner and Seymour on a daaate

  • @brianmckee2267
    @brianmckee2267 6 лет назад +20

    Skinner bringing out the burgers "kept you waiting huh?"
    Superintendent Chalmers : "good Lord what is happening in there?"
    Skinner : "nanomachines"

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 5 лет назад +63

    this is so well put together i watch it multiple times per month. Simply PHENOMENAL

  • @mona2974
    @mona2974 6 лет назад +33

    The actual amount of effort that went into this shitpost is astounding.
    Adam...You're pretty good.

  • @moonsaves
    @moonsaves 6 лет назад +134

    The most amazing part is the classic MGS "run stock footage while we talk about world events" thing halfway through.

  • @dantescanline
    @dantescanline 7 лет назад +163

    that letterboxed liveaction hamburger footage...

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 лет назад +2

      mick maus
      Was jarring and unnecessary?

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 6 лет назад +1

      That was fucking genius hahaha

    • @chaelmavik
      @chaelmavik 6 лет назад +1

      Dave Marx you never played mgs1

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 лет назад

      Michael Havas
      It's a joke from the *hiimdaisy : lets destroy MetalGear webcomic fan dub* (😧that title)
      You can find it pretty easy on youtube. It's a lot of fun. There's actually one for 1,2&3. Nothing past that though. The original creator was tired of doing them... 😕 alot like Kojima actually. Huh.

  • @Jakynast
    @Jakynast 6 лет назад +108

    Actually feels just like MGS. The live action bit during the codec call made it feel nostalgic.

  • @NickTheGreatAndPowerful
    @NickTheGreatAndPowerful 6 лет назад +15

    "Cromulent Espionage Action" Love it.

  • @tintor2
    @tintor2 7 лет назад +42

    "After the Matt Groening managed to give the Simpsons success, the world was divided between two cities. Springfield and Shelbyville. While Jebediah Springfield wanted his people freedom and a place to live, not many knew he was originally a pirate named Hans Sprungfeld who tried to murder Washington. On the other hand, Shelbyville wanted everybody to marry their cousins which wasn't accepted by his Springfield's people. As a result, people from Springfield and Shelbyville became rivals
    Many years later, a young boy named Bart Simpson led an army composed of Milhouse, Nelson, Martin, Todd, and Database in order to retrieve their famous lemon tree from Shelbyville. As their mission was a failure, Bart's father, Homer, join with other adults from Springfield to retake the lemon tree."
    Now you can start playing the game.

  • @hobbitdude13
    @hobbitdude13 7 лет назад +52

    A+ for the 'Cromulent Espionage Action'

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 7 лет назад +127

    If there were any one video that would be representative of all of RUclips, this would be one of the contenders.

  • @xanderino3121
    @xanderino3121 5 лет назад +5

    To this day I can't think of a single piece of parody of anything that does it better than this vid. Honeslty, god's work. You literally managed to convert Steamed Hams into something that a parallel universe Kojima would do for Metal Gear Solid 1 if it was about steamed hams. The best part is where you put the IRL footage of the people cooking with the low res and all.

  • @iansrife5107
    @iansrife5107 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Put your steamed hams on the floor... yes, just like that. And I will move them, with the power of my mind! This is no trick... it's true power!" - Psycho Hamtis

  • @MamonasDude
    @MamonasDude 6 лет назад +47

    A Tatical Steamed Action
    Starting
    Seymour ''Butz'' Skinner

  • @doyleharken3477
    @doyleharken3477 7 лет назад +46

    This belongs in the next RUclips Rewind.

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 лет назад +8

      Doyle Harken Fuck that, it's just a circle jerk of undeservingly famous vloggers. Let's not taint the glorious Steamed Ham with that.

  • @rank10ygo
    @rank10ygo 7 лет назад +703

    The audible disc reading puts me back into a 1st floor bedroom in 1999 at 1:30AM with a PS1 running despite the fact that I was 3 years old at the time and never experienced that feeling

    • @SethTheXenocide
      @SethTheXenocide 7 лет назад +36

      Shitposting a comment on a shitpost, from the king Yugioh shitposter. Truly THIS is the Christmas present we desired.

    • @phil_cassidy
      @phil_cassidy 7 лет назад +15

      1st floor -basement- bedroom?

    • @SHAWNJX
      @SHAWNJX 6 лет назад

      So random lol great videos man

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 6 лет назад

      Ha! Age-Noob. But it's wonderful you feel that way.

    • @Pokechao
      @Pokechao 6 лет назад +2

      I am the one whose Shape was Snatched

  • @cometmoon4485
    @cometmoon4485 6 лет назад +34

    There's a lot about this video to enjoy, but the post-credits Moe phone call really caught me off guard!

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels 8 месяцев назад +3

    I use the codec sound as my ringtone and this threw me off a little!

    • @chrisl1878
      @chrisl1878 4 месяца назад +2

      Where do you find it, pray tell? 😮

    • @BOABModels
      @BOABModels Месяц назад

      ​@@chrisl1878I think it was Zedge

  • @zackbrangen1528
    @zackbrangen1528 6 лет назад +846

    Still More Faithful Than *Metal Gear Survive*

  • @Bsketches
    @Bsketches 6 лет назад +63

    Well Seymour we've managed to avoid drowning.

  • @Fireshock20
    @Fireshock20 7 лет назад +117

    This is the best goddamn steamed hams video that will probably ever exist.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 6 лет назад

      Fireshock20 A bit long.

  • @Nabokov22
    @Nabokov22 3 года назад +2

    Dying chalmers: STEEEAMD....
    Solid Skinner: ....hams (hams) (hams)

  • @OneTrueGeist
    @OneTrueGeist Год назад +2

    I died at the live-action footage overtop exposition moment. This video really went above and beyond.

  • @TechnoSyndro
    @TechnoSyndro 7 лет назад +71

    oh my god the stock footage

    • @iceclkeyheart3060
      @iceclkeyheart3060 7 лет назад +10

      TechnoSyndrome a mgs classic. One thing that was sorely missing from V

    • @ArkitectHaizara
      @ArkitectHaizara 7 лет назад +12

      The stock fucking footage. I recognized perfection the moment I saw the stock footage begin.

    • @safwansaid5139
      @safwansaid5139 7 лет назад +4

      omg exactly. this..., this is exactly what makes an mgs game, metal gear fucking SOLID.

    • @Statusinator
      @Statusinator 7 лет назад +2

      That bit fucking killed me

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman 6 лет назад +1

      Right? That made the video for me.

  • @redbulljones
    @redbulljones 7 лет назад +47

    Why do I keep watching these, I swear i've seen like 2 hour total of steamed hams parodies