Heres the Stat Breakdown: STR ? PER ? END ? CHR 2 INT 7 AGL 7 (thanks to John.JPG for pointing that out) LCK >5 Speech 64 Survival 27 Sneak 12 Science 100 Wild Wasteland Trait Terrifying Presence Perk How Seymour managed to get Speech so high with low Charisma is impressive
And so the Courier, who had ruined a roast in the kitchen outside Krusty Burger, burned his home down, and the unforgettable luncheon was forever changed.
Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society. A feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm-"in satire, irony is militant"[2]-but parody, burlesque, exaggeration,[3] juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack. Satire is nowadays found in many artistic forms of expression, including internet memes, literature, plays, commentary, television shows, and media such as lyrics.
Only complaint: When Skinner saw the roast was burning, there should have been a notification box. >Oh, ye gods! Your roast is ruined! >Survival 10/90: Attempt to salvage the burning roast. >Find some food elsewhere...
And so the Principal, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Springfield, cheated death once again, and the 20th Century Wasteland was forever changed.
Daedric Cheddar the old skinner family house was burned to the ground by skinners incompetence, later that day he would kill himself by jumping off the edge of the hoover dam...
He was eventually found clinging to life by a lone Securitron, who took him back to the city and had his personality uploaded to the Lucky 38's mainframe. There he ended up becoming a Securitron, who was assigned as the Courier's personal chef. While making dinner for the Courier, he accidentally burned the Lucky 38 down. (As a side note, he went all the way from Springfield to Las Vegas, Nevada just to kill himself?)
Daedric Cheddar the new chalmers republic was amazed at the cooking skills used by skinner, so they anexed the strip to get to skinner so he would tell them the recipe...
The Springfield elementary suburbs continued to be ignored by the rest of the Wasteland. With the help of the Principal, neither of the three warring factions discovered the nuclear generator beneath the school ruins, ensuring neither faction would have any interest in the seemingly resource-sparse region.
Skinner >It's a regional dialect. Chalmers >uh huh. What region? Skinner >southern California. Chalmers >Really? Well I'm from the Boneyard and I've never heard the phrase "steamed crams." Skinner >Oh, not in the Boneyard, no. It's a Junktown expression
*You chose to lie to Superintendent Chalmers. After that day, Skinner would go on to open a steamed hams restaurant in New Vegas. In weeks it became more profitable than even House’s Casino, the events of today will benefit the wasteland and the NCR for years to come. But the question still remains, what happened to you?*
Seymour's mother: "Help! Heeelp!" Seymour's mother took 3 damage from the fire Seymour's mother took 4 damage from the fire Seymour's mother took 3 damage from the fire
Man, those other dialog options fit the tone of Obsidian’s writing really well! Quest complete music would’ve been nice, and the sound of a flamer or incinerator being used during VATS in the kitchen
That was goddamn beautiful. 100 Science for Aurora Borealis. I think one difference I'd have made is when Seymour stammers and goes "excuse me", it should have been a failed attempt at something, instead of a neutral choice of it's own. And the Terrifying Presence-ones could have been even more terrifying; "keep that up and I'm gonna steam you aswell". Minor things, really, good shit.
'cause it would represent what Skinner does in that situation; fail his speech-check as he's got nothing to say. A neutral option with the stammering would be quite weird.
Yosef Yonin There might be a situation that all your options are going to fail. Or just for fun. I once had a character that tried to deliberately fail all the speech checks he encountered, and it was hilarious.
It hurts to see your comment all the way down here. This fact alone made me enjoy this video drastically less, and it is also proof that "FNV fans" in YT are mostly plebs.
I wonder what the best options would have been? 1. [Speech 75] "Glad you made it, though might I ask for you to wait just a second longer? I have to make sure the Hams aren't blackened." 2. [CHR 5] "Superintendent, I need to get the hose! Turn off the oven for me, please?" (Proceeds to extinguish fire. Now clear to go to Krusty Burger.) 3. [CHR 5] "Elsewhere in New England I'm sure; probably Maine. I hear they've gotten more twisted since Derry and Silent Hill merged their collective dark energies." 4. [Survival 40] "I actually remember doing a thesis project for College after 'Nam that involved making an easier Burger to manufacture. Though I did start it off by improvising IN 'Nam." 5: [Survival 90] "And how do you know that a Steamer doesn't have Grates? I just put a pan underneath one of the top ones. The steam rising from the dripping fatty oil, dropping from the cooking meat, doubles the flavor of the food! Everything else I'll admit was store-brought of course. Fries included." 6: [Survival 65] "... Like I said. Oily Steam from the Steamed Hams."
@STM Blast! What time?? Also forgot a couple. E1: [Sneak 50] "As it happens, so does Agnes, don't you Mother?" E2: [Sneak 75] "Mother, are you telling me you and Father made this recipe in a Grill, before you sold it to Krusty Burger?"
...Please tell me that you actually statted out Seymour, and kept his stats consistent throughout the video. fake edit: Ha haa! You did! Here are Seymour's stats, as far as I could discern: STR: ? PER: ? END: ? CHA: 2 INT: 7 AGI: 7 LUC: 5 Science: 100 Sneak: 12 Speech: 64 Survival: 27 [Terrifying Presence]
[Lie] Yeah it was, it was playing on one of the radios in Goodsprings, you uncultured noob! [Science 50] An honest mistake. The ambiance and aesthetic of the soundtrack and song are very similar to one another. [Terrifying Presence] Only things failing here are your organs.
I loved every second of it. there were a couple of things I woulda done differently though. -When Skinner tries to escape through the window, I would have had him fail a sneak check. or make him go from Hidden to Danger. -When Skinner lies about his patented Skinnerburgers, I would have had him fail a speech check when saying Yes. other than that, great video.
I guess i would have mainly made the part from 2:13 to 2:32 differently, so it would be something like: Skinner doesn't have enough points for a skill check, ends the dialog, goes away to read a skill magazine, and then comes back to successfully pass the skill check. Idk, it would be an accurate depiction of how i (and i'm sure many others) dealt with skill checks in the game.
What would have been great as well is when he notices the oven smoking, he loads an autosave but the oven is still smoking, I know I've had situations like this in FNV plenty of times.
I was a little put off that the main speech used was mainly the top option. I'd have liked to see the responses a little more spread out among the dialogue options, with maybe a little indecision when choosing for a touch more realism. Other than that I was thoroughly entertained.
masterfully made
Cyranek It was wasn't it
Thanks uwu
Cyranek " What are you looking at?"
Fallout: New Vegas is obviously the best Fallout.
that wild wasteland interaction.
I was dead at this point.
[Terrifying Presence] How about you just forget about the hams?
[Strength 8] WHAT WAS THAT?
*minutemen soldier* [Success] Alright but this better be good...
[Luck 10] *door opens*
Is that a cazador?
do you know de way? [Luck 7] CRITICAL STRIKE ON CHALMERS
*Youve gained karma*
*Verified*
~The truth is, the ham was always steamed. (Gunshot).
Ham. Ham never changes.
the ham was steamed from the start
You should never fuck with the ham that delivers your hams.
Now give me my ham back!
a v a n t p o p well that escalated
Revendigo YT xd
The Wacky Wasteland effect for Aurora Borealis was what really pulled this together
Xion Zalboa Wild Wasteland, profligate!
Aw man, someone ruined the 420 likes
[per 3/7] wha- i didnt notice!
When he was going out if the window you could have toooootaly had a [hidden] [detected] [CAUTION] and [*DANGER*]
Thats what im saying
QUEST COMPLETE
AN UNFORGETTABLE LUNCHEON
Yeah and the best quest of the series
springfield elementary fame gained!
you gotta name it after a song all the quests were named after songs
*Beyond the Beef
No Clams, No Steam
[Terrifying Presence] How about you just forget about the hams?
[Terrifying Presence] If you don't can it I'm coming up those stairs!
[Terrifying Presence] How about you stop asking questions, asshole? I’ve had about enough of your questions!
Those legit made me LOL
[Terrifying Presence] Keep running your mouth and I'll put you in the hams.
"From where you're standing this might seem like an odd clam... Truth is, the ham was steamed from the start"
"From where your standing, this might look like aurora borealis... truth is, it was grilled all along."
BasedPeter Fuck you pocoloco that was horrendous.
Doesn't matter, I hav luck
I enjoyed it.
From where you're sitting at it must seem like an Aurora Borealis. Truth is... the hams were grilled from the start.
Missed chances for "DANGER" when Chalmers entered the kitchen, and "Reputation gained" at the end
Draven A. And the roulette loading screens when exiting the house or opening doors
Heres the Stat Breakdown:
STR ?
PER ?
END ?
CHR 2
INT 7
AGL 7 (thanks to John.JPG for pointing that out)
LCK >5
Speech 64
Survival 27
Sneak 12
Science 100
Wild Wasteland Trait
Terrifying Presence Perk
How Seymour managed to get Speech so high with low Charisma is impressive
You clearly forgot mister fantastic
They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics, I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.
5persondude I started my main good run with 1 charisma to get 9 int and end
2:13 AGL 7
Prolly those magazines xD
And so the Courier, who had ruined a roast in the kitchen outside Krusty Burger, burned his home down, and the unforgettable luncheon was forever changed.
LucidTyrant
Lunch... Lunch never changes.
Hams Do.....
+Gaius Magnus87 Through the way they are steamed.
And this Luncheon... has reached it's end.
Y’all are making me laugh my ass of right now thank you!!
I fucking loved that "Wild Wasteland" sound at the end there XD
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a steamed ham.
When I got this assignment, I was hoping there'd be more steamed clams.
+Iamafishproductions i hear those ranger vets are coming from baha. never seen ond but i heard they chew steam and spit hams
Ave! True to Steam hams
Ave true to Chalmers
Aurora Borealis... just thinking about it makes me nervous.
Next time do a low intelligence build as homer
**
Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society.
A feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm-"in satire, irony is militant"[2]-but parody, burlesque, exaggeration,[3] juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack.
Satire is nowadays found in many artistic forms of expression, including internet memes, literature, plays, commentary, television shows, and media such as lyrics.
A group of crows is called a murder.
Why am I just seeing this classic now. Excellent video
pog
That was more intense than the speech checks against Legate Lanius
Baifomet Yes
Chalmers is Lanius' ancestor
Ave.
Nice mask, can't wait to take it as a trophy.
Even Ulysses is no match
"Yes I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"
"Aurora Borealis." [S C I E N C E 1 0 0]
A-Aurora borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen!?
Yes!
....May I see it?
No.
Finding the Steamed Hams isn't the hard part. It's letting go.
Jokes on you, I manage to crawl myself to the elevator full of steamed hams!
Or you could do that glitch where you just drop them next to the laser wall and they teleport through.
LesserPlanes How long ago? I did it just fine recently
Fuck. Dead. Money.
It's letting go... It's letting go
Only complaint: When Skinner saw the roast was burning, there should have been a notification box.
>Oh, ye gods! Your roast is ruined!
>Survival 10/90: Attempt to salvage the burning roast.
>Find some food elsewhere...
Don't forget, inventory screen pops up.
-Ruined Roast
-Pilot light
I thought we were having steamed Cram
PADOIN oh no no, I said steamed hams, that’s what pre war America called hamburgers!
Ohhoho no, I said steamed caps. That's what I call bottlecap mines.
You call bottlecap mines "steamed caps"?
Yes! It's a regional dialect
Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Why hasn’t oxhorn gone through this quest yet?
(Its okay buddy, I get it)
Don't worry I will message him to look in to it
Alien Plays haha
It doesn't have a wikia page he can narrate off of.
@@thewingedpotato6463 he reads off wiki pages?
And so the Principal, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Springfield, cheated death once again, and the 20th Century Wasteland was forever changed.
Daedric Cheddar the old skinner family house was burned to the ground by skinners incompetence, later that day he would kill himself by jumping off the edge of the hoover dam...
He was eventually found clinging to life by a lone Securitron, who took him back to the city and had his personality uploaded to the Lucky 38's mainframe.
There he ended up becoming a Securitron, who was assigned as the Courier's personal chef.
While making dinner for the Courier, he accidentally burned the Lucky 38 down.
(As a side note, he went all the way from Springfield to Las Vegas, Nevada just to kill himself?)
Daedric Cheddar the new chalmers republic was amazed at the cooking skills used by skinner, so they anexed the strip to get to skinner so he would tell them the recipe...
The Springfield elementary suburbs continued to be ignored by the rest of the Wasteland. With the help of the Principal, neither of the three warring factions discovered the nuclear generator beneath the school ruins, ensuring neither faction would have any interest in the seemingly resource-sparse region.
scottski02 the followers of hams, boosted by skiners knowledge of steaming tactics helped in dealing the final blow to chalmers legion...
Truth is Skinner...the roast was rigged from the start..
Ian the guitar dude That is perfect. 😆😂
Skinner >It's a regional dialect.
Chalmers >uh huh. What region?
Skinner >southern California.
Chalmers >Really? Well I'm from the Boneyard and I've never heard the phrase "steamed crams."
Skinner >Oh, not in the Boneyard, no. It's a Junktown expression
Chaz McGutter [Succeed] I see...
so many speech checks! :O are we playing old world blues? :)
who are you
Hello?
Laughter
breaths
Jeezus
And with that, Superintendent Chalmers walked out of Skinner's Home, and back to the gathering storm of the Springfield Wasteland.
Well that's a truly underated comment
Truly true
And so the courier who had cheated death in the cemetery outside goodsprings cheated death once again, and the town of Springfield was forever changed
Joshua Graham true story
Joshua Hams
Friedrich .- xD
The Burned Ham
GOD PROTECT ME!!!
Worthless Narrator The steamed man
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for steamed hams.
Ave true to steamed ham
Really well made. And the fact that you cut out the Skinner responses because the responses in New Vegas aren't voiced was inspired.
GhengisJohn If he was voiced, it would've had less of the RPG element like Fallout 4.
It was not a criticism of New Vegas.
GhengisJohn I was making a joke.
Ah, sorry man. It's hard to tell things in text sometimes.
GhengisJohn I should've added context because lots of people misunderstand my comments.
*You chose to lie to Superintendent Chalmers. After that day, Skinner would go on to open a steamed hams restaurant in New Vegas. In weeks it became more profitable than even House’s Casino, the events of today will benefit the wasteland and the NCR for years to come. But the question still remains, what happened to you?*
"What the fuck are you looking at?"
Seymour has entered vats
The guy who said it: "Shet"
Which faction will The Principle choose: Mr. Burns, The New Springfield Republic, or Flander's Legion?
SE H you forgot about yes Bart
Yes Bart is the one true path
scottski02 indeed
As much as he distrusts him, he'll probably go with Yes Bart.
What about the Homers of the Apocalypse?
New Quest Added: The Steamed Lie
Thank God for New Vegas Anti Crash.
Intergalactic Human Empire anti crash ? Install more mods, were gonna run this baby in the ground, one kB at a time
Anti crash is useless with the amount of mods I have
for some reason my game works fine without anti crash
@@admiralmudkip9836 how?!?!
I really don't know it just works... Perhaps I fixed it by accident?
Seymour's mother: "Help! Heeelp!"
Seymour's mother took 3 damage from the fire
Seymour's mother took 4 damage from the fire
Seymour's mother took 3 damage from the fire
Pretty impressive for two guys from New York to make it to the Mojave.
If the brotherhood can presumably make it from California to Massachusetts I think they’ll be fine
Kiotor Kellogg and Harold made it from san Francisco all the way to the east coast, so it's not entirely impossible.
edman9953 plus, skinner is a vietnam veteran
minutemen soldier doesn’t that make him really fucking old? At least 200 years?
Vault Boi umm... You see, skinner was in the vault 111 experiment, you just did not see him!
That Wild Wild Wasteland perk activation was masteful! I laughed non-stop!
Man, those other dialog options fit the tone of Obsidian’s writing really well!
Quest complete music would’ve been nice, and the sound of a flamer or incinerator being used during VATS in the kitchen
To you, it might seem like a 18 karot run of bad luck, but truth is, the hams were steamed from the start
If I collect all the saspirilla star caps do I get the recipe for steamed hams ?
danger doggo no you have to get the Krusty blue star paper wrap for that
RandomDeamond
That wasn't In my guide. Can I see it
danger doggo No, it's a patented family recipe
Hmm no
gotta love how no one here can spell "sarsaparilla"
please go back to school
when you have speech lvl 100 and the enemy general just leaves
>no johnny guitar
0/10 not enough repitition
+real nigga I figured id save y'all the trouble of listening to it again
Big Meme PLAY IT AGAIN, MY BIG MEME.
You forgot to pause every second with the DLCs loading in
The Caesar has marked you for death! And the Legion obeys!
Ready yourself for an unforgetable luncheon.
The Superintendent has marked you for an unforgettable luncheon! And the Skinner Obeys!
Letwan Cherry (pulls out anti-material rifle)
ncr veteran ranger The superintendent might want to reconsider...
This is it... Luncheon's just upon us
2:50 Masterful use of the Wasteland perk, I forgot about it until now.
That was goddamn beautiful. 100 Science for Aurora Borealis. I think one difference I'd have made is when Seymour stammers and goes "excuse me", it should have been a failed attempt at something, instead of a neutral choice of it's own. And the Terrifying Presence-ones could have been even more terrifying; "keep that up and I'm gonna steam you aswell". Minor things, really, good shit.
well why would the player ever pick an option he knows its going to fail, unless there is absolutely nothing else he can say?
'cause it would represent what Skinner does in that situation; fail his speech-check as he's got nothing to say. A neutral option with the stammering would be quite weird.
Yosef Yonin There might be a situation that all your options are going to fail. Or just for fun. I once had a character that tried to deliberately fail all the speech checks he encountered, and it was hilarious.
huh, that does sound funny, should try it one day, coupled with low intelligence
"What about we forget about the hams? "
Use of wild wasteland during the aurora borealis line had me rolling on the floor
Chalmers:I thought we were having steamed clams?
Skinner:Truth is, the steam clams were rigged from the start
2:37 (science 100) nuclear winter wonderland
Steamed ham on his hiiip...
♫steam the guitar... steam it again, my hammy~
soupalex he said it didnt matter, he was after the steamed haaams (the steamed haaams)
Like a fella once said, “Ain’t that a steam in the hams?”
Vault Boi LIKE THE ONE THEY CALLED SKINNERS HAAAAAMS
*says steamed hams repeatedly to “lazy day blues”*
[Science 100] Aurora Borealis.
Missed the orange-ish tint from the game
5/7 perfect score
7/10 didn't crash at the beginning
Still better writing than Bethesda.
but obsidian wrote new vegas
thats his pint
Yeah OP was quart funny.
Best use of this meme format I've seen. Absolutely hilarious.
Fallout New Vegas but you had a Fallout 4 song playing at first. Caesar has marked you for death.
That’s the new Vegas intro
Linty He's talking about the "My Hometown" song you pleb.
Ryan Guillen Yep.
Ryan Guillen Its called "Dear Hearts and Gentle People" you pleb.
Actually it's a Fallout 3 song, they just used it in Fallout 4 too.
*[terrifying presence] if you don’t can it, I’m coming up those stairs *
[Speech 49/50] Fallout 3 song in beginning isn’t in Fallout New Vegas
[Terrifying Presence] Why don't you just forget what song is from where
he's using a radio mod, so shhh
Avising [Science 37/50]
crashnburner187 [speech 70] dont get in the way of the republic... OR YOU WILL BE STEAMED
It hurts to see your comment all the way down here. This fact alone made me enjoy this video drastically less, and it is also proof that "FNV fans" in YT are mostly plebs.
"I love two things, steamed hams and pretty dresses."
Play a guitar,play it again, My Johnny...
Steamed hams
Survival:75/75
Ham
Pressure cooker
SEC
When I saw that option I was in stitches, well done!
Superintendent Chalmers is fleeing!
I wonder what the best options would have been?
1. [Speech 75] "Glad you made it, though might I ask for you to wait just a second longer? I have to make sure the Hams aren't blackened."
2. [CHR 5] "Superintendent, I need to get the hose! Turn off the oven for me, please?" (Proceeds to extinguish fire. Now clear to go to Krusty Burger.)
3. [CHR 5] "Elsewhere in New England I'm sure; probably Maine. I hear they've gotten more twisted since Derry and Silent Hill merged their collective dark energies."
4. [Survival 40] "I actually remember doing a thesis project for College after 'Nam that involved making an easier Burger to manufacture. Though I did start it off by improvising IN 'Nam."
5: [Survival 90] "And how do you know that a Steamer doesn't have Grates? I just put a pan underneath one of the top ones. The steam rising from the dripping fatty oil, dropping from the cooking meat, doubles the flavor of the food! Everything else I'll admit was store-brought of course. Fries included."
6: [Survival 65] "... Like I said. Oily Steam from the Steamed Hams."
@STM Blast! What time??
Also forgot a couple.
E1: [Sneak 50] "As it happens, so does Agnes, don't you Mother?"
E2: [Sneak 75] "Mother, are you telling me you and Father made this recipe in a Grill, before you sold it to Krusty Burger?"
@STM ... Any suggestions for AGL 9?
AND SO THE COURIER WHO HAD STEAMED HAMS, CHEATED DINNER ONCE AGAIN
*AND THE MOJAVE WAS FOREVER CHANGED*
I wonder where Skinner got the Terrifying Presence perk.
Stevo the Human Vietnam.
Vietnam is literally where he learnt to be a skinner!
Skinner was in Nam. That's where, probably.
Stevo the Human From the perk selection screen.
ino I'm sure you need a 70 speech skill or higher
The wild wasteland part was the cherry on top. Well made Bravo! Bravo!
Ave true to Chalmers
minutemen soldier sorry making shit role play games is all I’m good at
>minuteman soldier
>asks Hodd Toward to not fuck up the next Fallout
They both changed their names so this makes no sense lol
They both changed there names
it sounds like ave but it is actually spelled salve
This meme is becoming masterful and it seems to only increase in production value and quality.
*"I thought we were having steamed Deathclaw Meat"*
Oh no I said steamed gecko
scottski02 so you say its steamed gecko, despite the fact that is obviously iguana on a stick...
minutemen soldier [Speech 17/40] Uh, yes well, uh....excuse me for a moment
scottski02 hey put the gun away (vats sounds) HEY OVER HERE!
minutemen soldier *Targets head* *95% chance to hit*
Yo but the actual detail, I kept pausing to read all the options, 3:06 is my favorite
Seymour has the wild wasteland perk
kenny clyed who doesnt
Given the wackiness he deals with on a daily basis, are you surprised? I mean, Treehouse of Horrors alone...
I'm laughing so much. I didn't know I needed this until now, but it's brilliant.
Superintendent Chalmers
Fame Gained
Completed:
Steamed Hams LEVEL UP
34____________35
Oh my god, these alternative response options are killing me. Excellent job.
I was really hoping for a "You've Lost Karma" or experience gain message but otherwise really impressive.
I love how this showed up in my recommended right when I started to play Fallout: New Vegas
Benny took my Platinum Chip but what he really missed out on was my Platinum Hams
Norville Shaggy Rogers WHAT IN THE GODAMN
+ncr veteran ranger what in the steamed ham
Ouitup lmao
Five out of five. The added detail of skipping through Chalmer’s “I See” was brilliant. Love this.
Ultra-Luxe in a nutshell
This is amazing. Can’t believe I didn’t see this sooner. Also brings nostalgia.
...Please tell me that you actually statted out Seymour, and kept his stats consistent throughout the video.
fake edit: Ha haa! You did! Here are Seymour's stats, as far as I could discern:
STR: ?
PER: ?
END: ?
CHA: 2
INT: 7
AGI: 7
LUC: 5
Science: 100
Sneak: 12
Speech: 64
Survival: 27
[Terrifying Presence]
need to do me a new vegas playthrough with these stats
You can only get Terrifying Presence at 70 speech...must be modded
Eggbutt Maybe he has a Cha debuff active?
You forgot Wild Wasteland
Kind of strange for the Vietnam veteran to have such low Survival skill
So well done. Lol the classic stare glitch at 2:50
It sucks that in Skinner & the Superintendent 4, they gave Skinner a voice. It completely ruins the immersion.
1) Agree
2) Disagree
3) Sarcastic
4) Why?
1. Yeah I feel you, totally could have done without the voiced protagonist In the new one.
[INT 1/10] Fallout New Vegas was shit compared to Fallout 4
@@MrChickennugget360 [Intelligence -7/10] "Bruthurhud ov Steelll betur than fall out for"
this is really well made keep it up man!
*c h a l m e r s n o i s e*
i've been waiting for this. thank you.
i didnt crash 15 times during this video this isnt correct
seven cars on fire dont run the game on the grannys toaster
"Dear Hearts and Gentle People" wasn't in F:NV. Perception check failed.
Was it Fallout 4?
@Matt Gotcha, thanks for the info.
[Lie] Yeah it was, it was playing on one of the radios in Goodsprings, you uncultured noob!
[Science 50] An honest mistake. The ambiance and aesthetic of the soundtrack and song are very similar to one another.
[Terrifying Presence] Only things failing here are your organs.
>new vegas
>dear hearts and gentle people
...
I loved every second of it. there were a couple of things I woulda done differently though.
-When Skinner tries to escape through the window, I would have had him fail a sneak check. or make him go from Hidden to Danger.
-When Skinner lies about his patented Skinnerburgers, I would have had him fail a speech check when saying Yes.
other than that, great video.
[Speech 60] Wow this was a really great video.
[Speech 45/60] W-well, that's just like, your opinion man!
Dustin [Success] I guess there are some good people out there!
*given 300 caps*
Big Meme [Failed] Well. I guess there’s IS people out there
Dustin [speech 72] thats cool but you didn't pay me that due of 200 caps
[Barter 50] All I have is 100 caps, I'll pay the rest later.
Brings me back memories. Thank you.
The fucking Wild Wasteland proc
*Ham. Ham never changes*
Holy shit. Minus a few moments, that was pretty much exactly what i wanted to make! That's a solid fucking meme, good job!
What would you have added that the uploader didn't?
I guess i would have mainly made the part from 2:13 to 2:32 differently, so it would be something like: Skinner doesn't have enough points for a skill check, ends the dialog, goes away to read a skill magazine, and then comes back to successfully pass the skill check. Idk, it would be an accurate depiction of how i (and i'm sure many others) dealt with skill checks in the game.
What would have been great as well is when he notices the oven smoking, he loads an autosave but the oven is still smoking, I know I've had situations like this in FNV plenty of times.
I was a little put off that the main speech used was mainly the top option. I'd have liked to see the responses a little more spread out among the dialogue options, with maybe a little indecision when choosing for a touch more realism. Other than that I was thoroughly entertained.
My favourite game and my favourite show together. I love you.