Imagine spending 200 years watching your meticulous plan come to fruition, only to have the final piece eaten by a drugged up mailman with brain damage
For an intelligent man like house, he really isn't capable of coming up with contingencies for spanners. He is absolutely at the mercy of Benny and the courier.
>walks onto Strip >kills the Three Families >kills Benny >eats the Platinum Chip >pisses on House, literally >refuses to justify, explain or elaborate >leaves Gigachad defined.
>Pisses off House >Pisses on House >Entombs him back with his piss-covered stasis pod so the last thing he smells as he dies from infection is your unventilated piss Sigmachad grindset
@@booneshow1863 Mr. House: You certainly have a very specific sense of humor...thank you for the delivery of the Platinum Chip. Here is your payment, as discussed.
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it but the lead belly perk pop-up explained that, somehow, the platinum chip fused with the courier's stomach lining to reduce rads from all food and water by a further 10% He absorbed the chip, it ain't coming out.
@danielbuie6878 well, I really don't think that house is able to see those kind of pop-up game notifications, so I don't understand the point of this reply.
@@aaronrachiele5521 in that case House probably knows his own tech to know whether or not the electronics of the chip would be destroyed by stomach acid, in which case he probably isn't going to care that he'll get platinum junk fished out of wastelander feces later
Courier works in a postal office 🤷🏼♂️ close enough i would say, btw would you like to sign my Petition making fisto the new president of thw ncr after President kimballs "tragic passing" heh
Damn. Imagine being Mr house, spending a fortune to survive the Great War decades ago, develop a plan to get the invaluable platinum chip from some courier, only for said courier to just swallow it in front of you then piss on your dying corpse
Actually if you paid attention; the securitrons had a dormant self repair program that also needed the platinum chip for the update So the army would be virtually unkillable; as they will eventually repair themselves with nanomachines or whatever Mr House said it was And the Platinum Chip was also the key to thousands of Securitrons stored under the Fort So really, their best hope forward were thousands of state of the art AI robots with the strongest firepower, durability, and being virtually unkillable/self maintained. The robots were so sophisticated that the think tank couldn’t reverse engineer them in old world blues
>comes back to life >travels across nevada to retrive the chip, killing dozens in the process >gathers 2000 bottlecaps >gets to the guy he has to deliver the chip to >eats in in front of him >pisses on him >leaves >refuses to elaborate further
@@paraplonk7269 Of course not! We're in Vegas. It's a casino chip. Granted, casinos are a potato cultivar: they are perfectly round, and each slice has stripes and spots that look like the number "38". They aren't allowed to be eaten outside Vegas clubs, and if you buy them, the House always wins. But it is platinum, after all.
"Let alone" doesn't make sense because platinum is highly corrosion-resistant compared to other metals. Also stomach acid is HCl, which when mixed with nitric acid forms aqua regia; That would destroy your stomach lining and melt right through your torso (unless you had a magica- I mean, radiation-based mutation that made your belly extra super tough!), but also make it possible to dissolve most metals including the otherwise corrosion-resistant gold and platinum. This scenario is 100% plausible within the context of the lead belly perk and the exceptions to reality it already makes.
I am now imagining an alternate ending where Mr House just stares at the courier and looks bored. "There was once a king who asked his advisor to come up with a phrase that could be used in response to anything. The answer he came up with is doubly appropriate here. 'And this too shall pass'. Did you truly believe you were the first one to have tried this? I've waited this long.... I can wait a few more hours. Securitrons, detain him until he... expels... the chip."
I dont like how there is no option to back out once you've started this choice, when mr house says "hold on wait hold on" you are given no choice but to gulp it down.
how did you not know? do you just not pick the Lead Belly perk? its meta, newbie, learn to play... 15 years and still a n00b, come back in 10 years! maybe then you'll pick Lead Belly
@@gamingmaster6377 I have never seen that dialogue choice before. Also, I use mods and I never pick lead belly cause rad away is available like hot cakes
@@BlueBoxRevan "mods"? You mean "keyloggers" and "spyware"? Yeah good luck accessing important stuff like your bank account and your Neopets account with those "mods" of your installed. The word "mod" comes from the greek word "maurd", which means "trojan horse", its mentioned in the Hegelian Dialectics. But of course you don't know that, you don't pick Lead Belly!
@@gamingmaster6377 wow. What on earth are you going on about? I've been altering and modifying video games since before you were born more than likely. No, i have never encountered any problems like what you suggest. And you know the website, Nexus Mods? Never had issues with that website. And people call me paranoid. Good grief 😂
@@gamingmaster6377uhh actually what? I've been modifying games since before you were born more than likely. Modding games has been around for a very long time. There's literally game companies that make their games compatible with mods because it's been done for so long. From complete total conversions to minor additions. Depending on the website you go to is how safe or unsafe to download stuff. Nexus mods is pretty darn safe. And people call me paranoid. Geez. Just look at the longevity of Skyrim and Fallout New Vegas. You think popularity alone has kept them relevant for this long? No, it's because modding communities is a thing. I run one.
I bought this game new. I've played through it literally more times than i can remember. This is the first time seeing this option. And it's the funniest sheet ever .
Well the Courier had to flush the excess radiation from her body somehow, lucky she found that fancy platinum potato chip to help. One good swig, piss, and out it went. *Meanwhile, Mr. House dies of radiation poisoning, terminal cancer, and concentrated Grade A Mojave urine.*
Wait I understand the male courier would just swiggle his stick to direct it while giving house a golden shower. But a female courier how would she do it? Would she stand on top of his corpse and just rain right on top of him, or would she sqout and direct her fart box while T posing and doing the deed as one last insult to house. So many possibilities, so many questions🤔 I'm defenetly getting black listed for this one.
Imagine spending 200 years watching your meticulous plan come to fruition, only to have the final piece eaten by a drugged up mailman with brain damage
Should have negotiated
FLORIDA MAN be like:
And then killed by platinum shower
For an intelligent man like house, he really isn't capable of coming up with contingencies for spanners. He is absolutely at the mercy of Benny and the courier.
livve house has it
"You've pissed off the most influential man in the Mojove."
**Pissed on*
*T A R T A R U S*
TATARE SAUCE
could've been both lmao
As they say, "Better to be pissed off than pissed on." Oh well.
Mojave*
death by piss is crazy 💀
Postal Piss is such a fun mod lmao
I installed it just to piss on the Memorial in Boulder City, right in front of Kovalski
@@GabeSlayer What the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial.
“I’m taking a piss”
"What the hell are you doing?"@@peartree9008
”My brother died at Hover Dam”@@peartree9008
>walks onto Strip
>kills the Three Families
>kills Benny
>eats the Platinum Chip
>pisses on House, literally
>refuses to justify, explain or elaborate
>leaves
Gigachad defined.
>Pisses off House
>Pisses on House
>Entombs him back with his piss-covered stasis pod so the last thing he smells as he dies from infection is your unventilated piss
Sigmachad grindset
Postal : 2281
@@battledroid7628 Quick, pass me a Nightstalker. Want a silencer for my rifle :^)
and he was so confident in doing it, that the securitrons didnt even see him as a hostile.
🤓☝️
[Charisma]- " Ah im just fckn with ya, heres the real one"
That would have made it even better instead of actually eating it.
That would have been so cool
@@booneshow1863 Mr. House: You certainly have a very specific sense of humor...thank you for the delivery of the Platinum Chip. Here is your payment, as discussed.
@spiralgodking9877 What if there's a low luck fail, that you accidentally ate the real one
@@booneshow1863 Yeah, that'd be fun. There should have been dialogue options with Luck. I don't think New Vegas had any, right?
Destroyed ? The chip survived for 200 years, I think the chip will be find inside the couriers body until it comes out the other end.
It's not coming out, it got fuzed to their body. At best it'll be out when courier just expires, but by then god's know where they'll be
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it but the lead belly perk pop-up explained that, somehow, the platinum chip fused with the courier's stomach lining to reduce rads from all food and water by a further 10%
He absorbed the chip, it ain't coming out.
It's a mod so, not really a problem.
@danielbuie6878 well, I really don't think that house is able to see those kind of pop-up game notifications, so I don't understand the point of this reply.
@@aaronrachiele5521 in that case House probably knows his own tech to know whether or not the electronics of the chip would be destroyed by stomach acid, in which case he probably isn't going to care that he'll get platinum junk fished out of wastelander feces later
*takes sip from trusty vault 13 canteen
had me rollin
I'm just imagining the courrier swallowing the PC like a pill and using the canteen to wash it down
He's just "reloading" his "gun" for the final bossfight
@@trungnguyeno5869makes no sense.
@@TheIrishRushin which part?
I love that the mod adds something really stupid and goofy but still has Mr. House act entirely realistic to the situation
I’ve gotten him to react that way to me in vanilla. Only thing the mod does is add the flavor text of “eating” the chip lol.
I think it reuses the dialogue you get for blowing up the robot stockpile
Absolutely nothing different out of the vanilla game other than the text. Nothing whatsoever.
The way this had me bouncing back and forth between "this is a mod" and "no way, this is in the game?" is hilarious.
Is it actually in the game?
@@hGhostOfSpartaTechnically yes, as it is a mod
Game the actually this in is?
this in actually game? Is the
@@hGhostOfSpartawild wasteland was in the game as a perk and it let you do stupid shit
Courier gave him the Postal Dude treatment. 💀
"Now the flowers will grow"
- Courier 6, probably
i see why they call it going postal now
Courier works in a postal office 🤷🏼♂️ close enough i would say, btw would you like to sign my Petition making fisto the new president of thw ncr after President kimballs "tragic passing" heh
House shoulda signed the petition.
@@SayVandelay”no way you freakin pinko!”
Honestly having the option to eat the platinum chip and telling Benny at The Fort that you just snacked down on it is such a hilarious thought.
Benny: “Courier what happened to the chip?”
My dumb ahh: “I eated it 😋”
@@exiled_soldier6184 >ahh
Damn. Imagine being Mr house, spending a fortune to survive the Great War decades ago, develop a plan to get the invaluable platinum chip from some courier, only for said courier to just swallow it in front of you then piss on your dying corpse
me honestly
There's no such thing as a dying corpse.
Looking forward to see this in the finale of Fallout season 2
@@TheIrishRushin Then you haven't seen Mr House. It's the best description of him.
Reminder that "Humanity's best hope for forward progress" is a software update that allows the killer robots to use missile and grenade launchers
Also hardware since it physically changes and optimizes the production line
Bwuhh... really... what is this like paid subscription heated seats, fallout edition
Actually if you paid attention; the securitrons had a dormant self repair program that also needed the platinum chip for the update
So the army would be virtually unkillable; as they will eventually repair themselves with nanomachines or whatever Mr House said it was
And the Platinum Chip was also the key to thousands of Securitrons stored under the Fort
So really, their best hope forward were thousands of state of the art AI robots with the strongest firepower, durability, and being virtually unkillable/self maintained. The robots were so sophisticated that the think tank couldn’t reverse engineer them in old world blues
cringe
i think its supposed to be mr. house guilt tripping you
that "NUH UH IM DEAD SERIOUS" line just so well
That's such a '1 point in intelligence' line.
The best place to put a “you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen” joke
You pissed him off, and then pissed on him.
Pissed him off, then pissed him back on.
"pissed off? i'll worry about being pissed on" - achoo
The part where he drinks water from a canteen to swallow the chip is still my favorite.
Bro even the game is shocked you ate the fucking platinum chip its like "wow you actually did that"
>comes back to life
>travels across nevada to retrive the chip, killing dozens in the process
>gathers 2000 bottlecaps
>gets to the guy he has to deliver the chip to
>eats in in front of him
>pisses on him
>leaves
>refuses to elaborate further
Honestly, I thought for some reason, that the platinum chip was an actual potato chip when I first played this.
You mean it's not?
@@paraplonk7269 apparently not. But it IS a platinum potato chip! So if nothing else, I won’t be low on iron for a while!
@@paraplonk7269 Of course not! We're in Vegas. It's a casino chip. Granted, casinos are a potato cultivar: they are perfectly round, and each slice has stripes and spots that look like the number "38". They aren't allowed to be eaten outside Vegas clubs, and if you buy them, the House always wins. But it is platinum, after all.
You run a low INT build irl
@@cheesehead8952 in this case, I did
This is canon
I won't be suprised if bethesda actually makes it canon tbh
0:38 The nuh uh moment.
you know, mr house probably could have just programmed a new chip if he spent 50 years or so learning to code.
This...
Damn.
This makes much more sense than I'd like to admit.
The first thing house sees with his own eyes is a man unzipping his pants
Wait a few hours, and it will evolve into The Platinum Shit! 😂
House was indeed vulnerable to germs.
Urine is sterile. It is however a perfect host for biology.
”Hmm how shall I put this? Your stomach acid isn’t corrosive enough to burn through platinum, let alone any metal”
Is that actually accurate
"Let alone" doesn't make sense because platinum is highly corrosion-resistant compared to other metals. Also stomach acid is HCl, which when mixed with nitric acid forms aqua regia; That would destroy your stomach lining and melt right through your torso (unless you had a magica- I mean, radiation-based mutation that made your belly extra super tough!), but also make it possible to dissolve most metals including the otherwise corrosion-resistant gold and platinum. This scenario is 100% plausible within the context of the lead belly perk and the exceptions to reality it already makes.
I like how mods and core features are hardly distinguishable in New Vegas
Bruh imagine people telling you this guy can set up space colonies, but he can't even make one postal delivery smh
Elon Musk in the future¿
"I hope you came prepared to finish the job"
"What do you think the sip from my canteen was for?"
There's exactly one thing you can count on Courier Six doing: Never bluffing. If they say they're going to do it, they'll do it, you coward.
Now the flowers will grow.
its sterile and i like the taste.
“He ate the platinum chip? It took me 3 years to make it!”
“Well it took him 3 seconds to eat it.”
"Mmm chip" -courier
"THATS MY LINE" -Mr House
I’ve legit thought about this for years I’m so fucking happy it’s a video
it's funny how you don't need one but two specific perks to do that, can you even finish the game at that point?
Well, it is possible to get the Yes Man ending without having the upgraded Securitrons, so I think it would be possible
Dude took Platinum _Chip_ literally
holy shit that ending almost made me spit my water out great video man
*you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
That’s one heck of a throat to swallow a poker chip
Platinum Chip. Potato Chip. All the same to me. And have a delicious end.
I'm going to take the platinum chip
AND EAT IT
Sometimes you see something that makes you think
"There's no way this is in the base game, but boy do i wish it was"
House was pissed off...now he is pissed on.
That pissing animation just flashed back old memories of playing Postal 2 on PC lol
Pissed off House and pissed on House.
Perfection.
it ain't an atomic media video without something out of pocket happening right before the video ends
Mr. House, you had no chance against that unpredictable psychopath… He didn’t have a plan. He had FUN. Too dangerous to deal with.
POV: Mr. House hates sharing his chips 😂
wheres the chip?
sorry mr. house... *rubs my platinum chip shaped belly*
When the chip is delivered by the Cookie Monster
Samuel Hayden when you destroy the argent filters
I am now imagining an alternate ending where Mr House just stares at the courier and looks bored.
"There was once a king who asked his advisor to come up with a phrase that could be used in response to anything. The answer he came up with is doubly appropriate here.
'And this too shall pass'.
Did you truly believe you were the first one to have tried this?
I've waited this long.... I can wait a few more hours.
Securitrons, detain him until he... expels... the chip."
I dont like how there is no option to back out once you've started this choice, when mr house says "hold on wait hold on" you are given no choice but to gulp it down.
Every time I imagine the planium chip all I can image is a V-buck
Whenever anyone asks me what I think Fallout 4 is missing I'm going to send them this clip
To rub salt in the wound, the courier pissed in the canteen before he drank from it, making House's demise death by piss squared.
I’m sorry what 😆
House went from 0 to new leader of the Orange Lanterns real quick
Orange latrine…. 😂
That is a Postal world we live in
Courier Six: Here's your invoice, Mr. House *unzips pants* 😂
"The Platinum Chip removed" 😂 "Yes, but actually no" 🤣
I love how he threw a tantrum over it
Holy shit. I had no idea that was ever an option!!!!! 15 years later and New Vegas continues to surprise me!!
how did you not know? do you just not pick the Lead Belly perk? its meta, newbie, learn to play... 15 years and still a n00b, come back in 10 years! maybe then you'll pick Lead Belly
@@gamingmaster6377 I have never seen that dialogue choice before.
Also, I use mods and I never pick lead belly cause rad away is available like hot cakes
@@BlueBoxRevan "mods"? You mean "keyloggers" and "spyware"? Yeah good luck accessing important stuff like your bank account and your Neopets account with those "mods" of your installed.
The word "mod" comes from the greek word "maurd", which means "trojan horse", its mentioned in the Hegelian Dialectics. But of course you don't know that, you don't pick Lead Belly!
@@gamingmaster6377 wow. What on earth are you going on about? I've been altering and modifying video games since before you were born more than likely. No, i have never encountered any problems like what you suggest. And you know the website, Nexus Mods? Never had issues with that website. And people call me paranoid. Good grief 😂
@@gamingmaster6377uhh actually what? I've been modifying games since before you were born more than likely.
Modding games has been around for a very long time. There's literally game companies that make their games compatible with mods because it's been done for so long. From complete total conversions to minor additions.
Depending on the website you go to is how safe or unsafe to download stuff. Nexus mods is pretty darn safe. And people call me paranoid. Geez.
Just look at the longevity of Skyrim and Fallout New Vegas. You think popularity alone has kept them relevant for this long? No, it's because modding communities is a thing. I run one.
350k views. This community is so alive we are in dire need of a remaster! Like wtf it would be nothing to them to do it!!
I was expecting the courier to attempt to punch the robots while getting gunned down.
The ending was unexpected, but great.
All of a sudden it hits me, Mr House was actually Odo this whole time...
If it’s platinum it’ll survive, that’s how gem thief smuggle their stash if they don’t have a bag... poop loot!
Funny how I can just see Otto from DS9 saying these lines and wonder when he is going to ask if you've seen anything suspicious from a certain Ferengi
Is this in the vanilla game?(I know the peeing isn't but the "platinum belly" perk is what i mean)
also mod
@@eldafi no, he means the Platinum Belly perk, which it is in the game, it reduces radiation from food
Pretty sure that's supposed to be lead belly like in all other fallout titles. It was modded to improve upon the perk.@@gamingmaster6377
@@OldschoolghouI no im pretty sure you're wrong mate, check your eyesight maybe?
Sent from my iPhone.
@@gamingmaster6377 thx
I FINALLY LEARNED SOMETHING NEW ABOUT FNV! WHAT A DAY. No but seriously that's fucking hilarious
(July 4, 2024)
Eats it0:31
TARTARUS1:20
"This, too, shall pass. But it's gonna hurt...."
I bought this game new. I've played through it literally more times than i can remember. This is the first time seeing this option. And it's the funniest sheet ever .
Since I installed the Dr. House as Mr. House mod I can't change I back because it looks to funny
Is this a mfking Postal 2 reference? "Piss on dad" chore - ✅
My mind instead jumped to Duke Nukem Forever.
"you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen..."
Well the Courier had to flush the excess radiation from her body somehow, lucky she found that fancy platinum potato chip to help. One good swig, piss, and out it went.
*Meanwhile, Mr. House dies of radiation poisoning, terminal cancer, and concentrated Grade A Mojave urine.*
Wait I understand the male courier would just swiggle his stick to direct it while giving house a golden shower. But a female courier how would she do it?
Would she stand on top of his corpse and just rain right on top of him, or would she sqout and direct her fart box while T posing and doing the deed as one last insult to house.
So many possibilities, so many questions🤔
I'm defenetly getting black listed for this one.
Whoa.. WHOA!! I never knew this could happen hahaha
I absolutely loved everything that happened in this video
I love that the game rewarded your insanity with a perk.
"I will take this chip....
AND EAT IT."
When the robo man is scared of bacteria so you introduce him to the contents of your bladder
the fact that you actually benefit quite a bit from doing so is hilarious
Mr House: “Is this your attempt at humour? Are you a child?”
Also Mr House: *”MOOOOOOOOOM!!! THE COURIER’S GONNA EAT MY PLATINUM CHIIIIIIP!!! 😭😭😭”*
*_"GIVE. ME. THAT. CHIP!"_*
"No, sir", the courier then proceeds to eat it as if it were a potato chip
*_"LIEUTENANT! ARREST THAT MAN!"_*
Pissed on House at the very end. Awesome! 🤣
Are you a child?
2 seconds later: ITS MINE ITS MINE ITS MINE
Of all the times I've played this game I have never taken lead belly, always have wild wasteland but this is awesome. Is this vanilla or a mod?
This...this cant be in the unmodded vanilla game...right?
It is a mod. Someone claimed the lead belly perk let you do this in vanilla, but it is 100% a mod. I just googled it.
Huh I thought all rich and powerful people were into the whole golden shower thing. I stand corrected.
Thank for using POV correctly
Is this a real dialogue
Things like this are what I want more of. Let the player do absolutely every and anything possible.
Mr house becomes a dentist @ 1:20 😂
Bro just pee on mr.house
Hey, wait. That voice actor played Odo in DS9.
Call me a good courier and ill give it to you
There are dialogues that require perk combinations??
Bro this game is GOATED I had no idea you could do that
T A R T A R U S !