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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
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  • @bonsaikush795
    @bonsaikush795 Год назад +263

    “ who are these people who eat cream cheese?” Is so Seinfeld 😂😂

    • @Seemsayin
      @Seemsayin 11 месяцев назад +6

      We know. He just said that.

    • @Scarlets_Close
      @Scarlets_Close 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yea but it’s not what you say- it’s the way you say it!

    • @Seemsayin
      @Seemsayin 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Scarlets_Close The word "Seinfeld" should have been enough for anyone to NOT have to explain that to me.
      Regardless of how he said it... he still said it. Hence, my comment.

    • @JK-vk7ih
      @JK-vk7ih 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @CutterDriftwood
      @CutterDriftwood 7 месяцев назад +4

      Precisely why Seinfeld is among the LEAST funny people alive! The show sucked ass. I Never saw what people found sooo funny about it. It's a utter borefest to me!

  • @jackntbox
    @jackntbox 3 месяца назад +38

    I miss you Dice! You are a part of American culture keep on rockin in the USA my man!

  • @littleBlue434
    @littleBlue434 Год назад +87

    Squish box , first thing in the morning , start your day w a Dice quote , can't stop laughing squish box

    • @jimh.412
      @jimh.412 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @NickyDiamond44
      @NickyDiamond44 Год назад +1

      I agree. Especially if it includes the words squish box, yam bag, ass pipe etc.

    • @monteblanc1622
      @monteblanc1622 10 месяцев назад

      💯💯💯

    • @ratedgpodcast
      @ratedgpodcast 10 месяцев назад

      aaaaaahahaha I'm starting my day with this ass well. It's going to be a good day.

    • @ratedgpodcast
      @ratedgpodcast 10 месяцев назад

      hahaha yam bag!!@@NickyDiamond44

  • @MicHael-di8mu
    @MicHael-di8mu 10 месяцев назад +91

    We need the dice man back now more than ever, America needs you dice!

    • @AltimaNEO
      @AltimaNEO 8 месяцев назад +4

      Especially since we lost Gilbert Dice Gottfried

    • @pmac2597
      @pmac2597 7 месяцев назад +5

      Brother the WORLD 🌎 needs DICE !!!

    • @marchuppe6556
      @marchuppe6556 6 месяцев назад

      His last name is Silverstein

    • @WildlifeWarrior-yd1fq
      @WildlifeWarrior-yd1fq 5 месяцев назад +1

      He will get cancelled in two seconds

    • @SeraphimGoose
      @SeraphimGoose 5 месяцев назад +2

      He needs to go on Kill Tony.

  • @Jrr1976
    @Jrr1976 4 месяца назад +22

    The Dice Man rules!!!!

  • @The_Defiant_One
    @The_Defiant_One 2 года назад +213

    America needs The Dice Man once again.

    • @TheAj0323
      @TheAj0323 Год назад +4

      Agreed!!

    • @jaygee1616
      @jaygee1616 Год назад +3

      America needs him NOW

    • @PlanetEarth3141
      @PlanetEarth3141 Год назад +3

      Bill Burr needs backup. I'd pay to see Dice open for Bill. Talk about warming up the crowd.

    • @carsonj28
      @carsonj28 Год назад +1

      @@jaygee1616going to his show at sidesplitters in a couple weeks he’s still doing spots

    • @lanelowther7716
      @lanelowther7716 10 месяцев назад +2

      Dice and Kinison are soooo needed right now

  • @severiusbrandusa1413
    @severiusbrandusa1413 3 года назад +78

    "I'm Andrew Dice Clay and I'm huytin' ovah heah!"
    -Anthony Dice Clay.

    • @matthewe.johnson8933
      @matthewe.johnson8933 Год назад +2

    • @thefigfreek8326
      @thefigfreek8326 Год назад +2

      Hell yeah brotha!! 4everFordFairlane!!!

    • @thafrodgod3434
      @thafrodgod3434 Год назад +3

      Remember Andrew Dice Gay? "You see my jacket, my rhinestone jacket? It used to say 'DICE'. Now look - F****t!"

  • @BuddyQuaid
    @BuddyQuaid Год назад +34

    Shit gets real at Panera Bread

  • @TheDmanMA
    @TheDmanMA 3 года назад +34

    The Man!
    One of Thee Best Comidiens to ever walk this Earth

  • @JasonStutz
    @JasonStutz 2 месяца назад +5

    I’m sorry but this man is a legend! Truly one of a kind! Keep on, keeping on Dice!

  • @scottfromboston3789
    @scottfromboston3789 2 года назад +17

    Lmao says “oh I’m sorry” so quietly

  • @shawnmcrae7410
    @shawnmcrae7410 Год назад +67

    We need a Dice Netflix special

    • @jaygee1616
      @jaygee1616 Год назад +2

      That would kill

    • @razmatazz9310
      @razmatazz9310 Год назад

      @@jaygee1616 Have you seen his material lately? It would bomb.

    • @jaygee1616
      @jaygee1616 Год назад

      @@razmatazz9310 I have and it’s great

    • @Seemsayin
      @Seemsayin 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@stirangeYeah. In 1988, it was a different thing. Today... sadly, it's dated. Now, if Dice had adjusted to the times... he could still be relevant. He's been a tough pill to swallow.

    • @ratedgpodcast
      @ratedgpodcast 10 месяцев назад

      Yesss pleaseeeee!

  • @joeculpepper9960
    @joeculpepper9960 4 месяца назад +5

    Let it out,,it IS funny.
    Glad to see you back Drew

  • @dice_for_death
    @dice_for_death 5 месяцев назад +4

    Watched Diceman Cometh at work today, I need that era of comedy in my life. I miss it terribly.

    • @dennistyler9852
      @dennistyler9852 4 месяца назад

      That’s a funny HBO special for sure.

  • @captaincurd2681
    @captaincurd2681 19 дней назад

    After all these years, Andrews wife still can't believe what comes out of his mouth ! I am amaze ! :)

  • @davidbeltran8571
    @davidbeltran8571 3 года назад +21

    There is the real Dice Man. 😂

  • @Sandhill1988
    @Sandhill1988 19 дней назад

    I'm sitting here chuckling, just love this guy.

  • @fasteddie8782
    @fasteddie8782 Год назад +7

    I just watched The Dice Man cometh the HBO special back in the day

  • @TheAj0323
    @TheAj0323 Год назад +19

    I'm glad to see Dice out here in 2023! This dude was amazing in the 90s

    • @johndicksonkaraoke2554
      @johndicksonkaraoke2554 Год назад

      He was Extraordinary in the 90’s. Andrew Dice 🎲 Clay Rules.

    • @siberianhusky5874
      @siberianhusky5874 Месяц назад

      80s, not 90s. OK, his popularity leaked into 1990 and 1991. But his "amazing" period was the 1980s, including his acting on "Crime Story."

  • @TheAcarch2
    @TheAcarch2 13 дней назад

    You're a legend Dice! Love ya man!

  • @nightingaleofsorrow9349
    @nightingaleofsorrow9349 Год назад +5

    Dice your the best! Funnier than an Asian piñata! 🤣🤣

  • @thesledge1969
    @thesledge1969 3 месяца назад +2

    Love dice man. Loved seeing him in concert and never laughed my ass off hard in my lifetime like I did when I saw him. Now that’s comedy compared to the boring ass comedians now a days. Long live the dice man

  • @TheWillisShow
    @TheWillisShow 3 месяца назад

    I still watch Ford Fairlane clips just to listen to Dice say “My hair, my hair!” That line kills me!

  • @SakeemaDaniels-nn4jy
    @SakeemaDaniels-nn4jy Год назад +4

    Always loved THE DICE for his truth!! ❤️

  • @redcdawg
    @redcdawg 2 месяца назад +1

    Loved his double live cd The Day the Laughter Died. Comedic gold.

  • @markhamanderson2656
    @markhamanderson2656 2 месяца назад

    These people on the street you approach with "Am I late? Sorry.....you wanted the picture with tha famous face?" They dont appreciate the depth of your social art! And it IS ART.

  • @rgvleo5270
    @rgvleo5270 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Un-Fuking Believable!" -Ford Fairlane

    • @chrisnoah6186
      @chrisnoah6186 3 месяца назад

      My guitah..It..its all scratched up..

  • @bragg77
    @bragg77 4 года назад +13

    You are the man. God bless you .

  • @magnusdunning6113
    @magnusdunning6113 9 месяцев назад +2

    The perfect evening. Sitting with Dice at a Denny’s just listening

  • @greenss6377
    @greenss6377 2 года назад +3

    DICE ,Great show you 2 put on Friday night in medford ma,. Keep it up. Thanks

  • @jamesphlames7498
    @jamesphlames7498 Год назад +3

    "Squish box!" 🤣

  • @troykruse5161
    @troykruse5161 3 месяца назад

    Dice is the MAN!!!!👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

  • @patrickvanrinsvelt4466
    @patrickvanrinsvelt4466 Месяц назад

    Grew up with the Diceman. Can't do nursery rhymes normally anymore. Perfect timing.

  • @Parkerone007
    @Parkerone007 Год назад +2

    The volume on my phone was too loud when I played this video, now everyone around me here in church are mad…

  • @jupiterjohnson7191
    @jupiterjohnson7191 10 месяцев назад +1

    I was very young when the Dice man was in his Prime! But… From the old clips I watch he had a lot of Juice in the late 80’s early 90’s! Good to see him around 👍🏾!

  • @JDavis2024
    @JDavis2024 5 дней назад

    This man changed the game...
    Greatness....

  • @loganshotrod4x464
    @loganshotrod4x464 2 месяца назад +1

    “We’re gonna party like the 80’s”
    “Show us how Dice!
    PC culture took over the world, we need you more than ever!

  • @nedmerrill6228
    @nedmerrill6228 7 месяцев назад

    Dicenan is the best. One of the few real comedians left.

  • @joachimhannah7523
    @joachimhannah7523 2 месяца назад

    Thankfully we have lots of old Dice video

  • @Product_Of_Culture
    @Product_Of_Culture 4 месяца назад +1

    Rodney Dangerfield knew that you would be one of the greatest!

  • @nicmoro2979
    @nicmoro2979 3 месяца назад

    Keeping it real , if only more people did that. Never Ever stop what your doing Diceman!

  • @blu48
    @blu48 20 дней назад

    He was great in A Star Is Born.

  • @SnuSlavin
    @SnuSlavin Год назад +2

    I luv ya Dice.....never stop...

  • @michaelgpartridge2384
    @michaelgpartridge2384 2 месяца назад

    Goddamn I love you, Dice

  • @bdizzle3462
    @bdizzle3462 5 месяцев назад +1

    Come back, dice! Artie’s needing that 5k

  • @anarchy4133
    @anarchy4133 11 месяцев назад

    Hahahahaha youve been the man since forever!!!!! God bless you 🎲🎲

  • @Robertj1214
    @Robertj1214 8 месяцев назад

    You were great Saturday night in Jersey, had a lot of laughs and I’m glad to see your still doing your thing, thanks for the laughs!

  • @revdalsharp
    @revdalsharp Год назад +2

    dice stealing gilberts material now that he’s dead

  • @davidmoskowitz1801
    @davidmoskowitz1801 Год назад

    😂😂😂that Jerry Seinfeld impersonation!! Had me in stitches! Dice doing Jerry!

  • @kullprit5610
    @kullprit5610 Год назад

    He got me with "squish box"! LMAO!
    He's still got IT!

  • @geneperry5421
    @geneperry5421 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂 Preach it brother 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BelaOchsmichs
    @BelaOchsmichs 7 месяцев назад

    "I'm sure Jerry says the same thing." Haha 😂 dyin'!

  • @rickking6757
    @rickking6757 3 месяца назад

    Thanks for the laughs Dice.

  • @xckycviyblbil
    @xckycviyblbil 5 месяцев назад

    Why is there so much cream cheese ….. What’s with the cream cheese…… I love that bit 😂🎉

    • @mondogecko01
      @mondogecko01 Месяц назад

      cream cheese?? honey if you wanna hear a joke about cream cheese , in about 10 minuites your squish box will look like a fucking cream cheesed up bagel when im through

  • @mikeb6300
    @mikeb6300 Год назад

    Hey Dice you are my idol
    Been a fan since the early 90’s
    My favorite skit is the bedroom check list
    I know it by heart.
    I was at your show at the
    Paramount in
    Huntington, NY
    Great show, you never let us down.

    • @mondogecko01
      @mondogecko01 Месяц назад

      know that one.. but the how to help a midget and taking your wife to the pefume shop was straight comedy glory

  • @briandematteo6022
    @briandematteo6022 2 месяца назад

    Being 100% Italian, I could do his entire dirty nursery rhymes routine word for word in the same tone and voice. My while lab bench at the OSU Dental School preclinical lab used to egg me on to do it. I'd have 20-30 fellow students laughing their *** off. I wonder if that's why I'd always be in trouble in Dental School . 🤔l😂

    • @mondogecko01
      @mondogecko01 Месяц назад

      italian here too, used to play the dirty nursery rhyme drinking game with my buddies in the mid 90s and upward in my time in the USMC and before. i ALWAYS won.. its always the alternates to the classics that would get em..

  • @Hvamp
    @Hvamp 2 года назад +2

    Dice is the best comedian alive!

  • @monteblanc1622
    @monteblanc1622 10 месяцев назад

    The look on her face!! The horror!! 🤣🤣🤣 Salute to the Dice Man.

  • @user-hk3te9iz2x
    @user-hk3te9iz2x 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm with you brother.

  • @jonnagy5974
    @jonnagy5974 7 дней назад

    Love u dice

  • @hanskloss1331
    @hanskloss1331 4 месяца назад +1

    oooooooooooooohhhhhh 🤪 The Diceman

  • @mvs9122
    @mvs9122 2 месяца назад +1

    He was raw and maybe too gross at times, but he was real and that has a lot of value esp these days.

  • @AaronBrevik
    @AaronBrevik 10 месяцев назад

    Love this

  • @mikefranks6854
    @mikefranks6854 Год назад +1

    Dice doing his his best gilbert dice gottfried.... Rip gilly

  • @Essh500
    @Essh500 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dice for president

  • @jessefreeman6253
    @jessefreeman6253 3 месяца назад

    Jerry caught a mean stray 😂😂

  • @m.ramirez2375
    @m.ramirez2375 26 дней назад

    Nancy Rocks!!!

  • @davidmartinson1528
    @davidmartinson1528 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love this guy. We grew up with his comedy in the mid 80s and stayed with him the whole time.

  • @zacksrandomprojects9698
    @zacksrandomprojects9698 2 года назад +2

    I love the Dice Man!

  • @beardandfriends8227
    @beardandfriends8227 11 месяцев назад

    If I ever run into you 2 in public lunch or dinner is on me... dice man and the beard 😂

  • @sphillyfanatic7451
    @sphillyfanatic7451 Год назад

    Dice can you come back please!!!!

  • @rollinontwojohnny3586
    @rollinontwojohnny3586 Год назад

    Mr. Andrew Dice Clay, I absolutely crave you and your humor! I also love your glasses! Like you, big and beautiful!

  • @colinhamilton6493
    @colinhamilton6493 8 месяцев назад

    Bring Dice back! After Covid, everyone is so sensitive now! This would be awesome!

    • @mondogecko01
      @mondogecko01 Месяц назад

      kids you think your offended now???
      let me introduce you to someone.....
      YOU DICE,,, got some wokies here

  • @user-dx4wx9ut5e
    @user-dx4wx9ut5e 9 месяцев назад

    hey,the immortal diceman..you always said it straight up and we love you so much for making us laugh so freaking much.. LOVE YOU,MAN!!!

  • @Dddbfgvev
    @Dddbfgvev 7 месяцев назад

    Bravo! 👏

  • @bartwilloughby2909
    @bartwilloughby2909 2 месяца назад

    Andrew Dice Clay became Uncle Festor and Mr Clean Himself 😃😂🤣

  • @davegonnaway6007
    @davegonnaway6007 3 месяца назад

    Squish box,I'm using that thanks dice..

  • @cooperhill8633
    @cooperhill8633 5 месяцев назад +1

    He is taking Gilbert’s act now lol

    • @mondogecko01
      @mondogecko01 Месяц назад

      how??? this has always been dice

  • @goldenrod3215
    @goldenrod3215 10 месяцев назад

    Legend....

  • @KVX21
    @KVX21 3 месяца назад +1

    Grrrreat!!

  • @richarddutton1981
    @richarddutton1981 5 месяцев назад +1

    IT'S DA DICE MAN!

  • @-RandomBiz-
    @-RandomBiz- Год назад +2

    Something tells me that dice has a database of names for private parts. When he came up with the purple bacon I about died😅😅😅

  • @shawnsimmons1308
    @shawnsimmons1308 9 месяцев назад

    Dice is definitely the kind of person I’d love to just sit and talk shit with!!

  • @patrickwalker3568
    @patrickwalker3568 3 месяца назад

    Diceman Forever!!!!!

  • @pinkyblinders2650
    @pinkyblinders2650 6 месяцев назад

    That's Dice. 😂

  • @jimmylight4866
    @jimmylight4866 9 месяцев назад

    Dice can do any head or hand movement without any speech at all and I start laughing.

  • @dougr1699
    @dougr1699 Год назад

    Always amazing is the dice man cometh back 2023 tour?

  • @Eric_D_Blair
    @Eric_D_Blair День назад

    😮😅Kamala run for your wife if he comes for you! You're defenseless!😅

  • @jburgmedia
    @jburgmedia 2 месяца назад

    Mama's got a squish box ...
    Daddy never sleeps at night ...

  • @rltservicesllc5907
    @rltservicesllc5907 6 месяцев назад

    He went from wanting to be Italian to embracing his Jewish Aunt.

  • @SilverXTikal
    @SilverXTikal 6 месяцев назад

    I JUST found out about this guy on accident. We need him back

  • @paulfarmer1605
    @paulfarmer1605 3 месяца назад

    The Diceman Cometh

  • @johnpandolfino8663
    @johnpandolfino8663 Год назад

    He's still got it......

  • @1621billw
    @1621billw 6 месяцев назад

    "The Dice Man" an American Classic!

    • @mondogecko01
      @mondogecko01 Месяц назад

      still have all my dice cds and tapes.. dice rules and th day laughter died are my two favs

  • @controlledchaos8851
    @controlledchaos8851 11 месяцев назад

    Omg that’s straight gold deluxe

  • @shawnmcrae7410
    @shawnmcrae7410 Год назад +1

    Can Dice play Rogan’s club? We really need this!!!

  • @user-gb2fy5ed5r
    @user-gb2fy5ed5r Месяц назад

    Where did they grow you? 😂
    The Dice man need to cometh back..

  • @eandatoo
    @eandatoo 9 месяцев назад

    The Dice Man cometh … all over your face. Whoa 😂😂😂

  • @lerm2866
    @lerm2866 2 месяца назад

    Dice is a legend who worked for years before reaching the top, Seinfeld has always been a talentless vanilla hack who got lucky by meeting Larry David

  • @fcv1967
    @fcv1967 10 месяцев назад

    Dice warming up for his set at the (Olive) Garden!