9 Hilariously Bad Reviews for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024

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  • @KevX36
    @KevX36 День назад +28

    You know I once saw someone say sticker star was better because of power bounce... yeah, I think anyone who knows how OP running is in sticker star knows how bad a take that was.

    • @KevX36
      @KevX36 День назад +1

      If you don't know, because sticker star has no EXP, running is effectively instant death on every non required enemy

    • @TheZestyCoder
      @TheZestyCoder День назад +1

      ​@@KevX36 and running defeats the enemy

    • @KevX36
      @KevX36 День назад

      @@TheZestyCoder I know, hence the whole, effectively instant death comment

    • @somebodylikesbacon1960
      @somebodylikesbacon1960 День назад +2

      running away is just a stronger, free version of ttyd showstopper if you think about it

    • @okguy167
      @okguy167 День назад

      ​@@somebodylikesbacon1960At least Showstopper has a cost.

  • @linkspokemon4114
    @linkspokemon4114 День назад +10

    Pretty sure 9/10 of these "reviews" are trolls

  • @blindspuut
    @blindspuut 2 дня назад +7

    Y'know if you're gonna write a long review for a game, you should really change up the pattern of your words- if TTYD is repetitive and boring, then the guy's rant at 5:46 is a fucking slog

  • @RAHRYE
    @RAHRYE День назад +5

    5:36 Only real ones know who OnlyOneHere is. If you don’t know, all he does is say that a game is a steaming pile of garbage and yap about how bad it is for paragraphs. It’s hilarious.

  • @MarioFanOnYouTube
    @MarioFanOnYouTube 15 часов назад +4

    Like 2 of those reviews I could undrstand not being the type of game these people expected, but like, the second to last one broke me. I don't even understand what this guy could like or actively be playing. He mentions Final Fantasy being an actual remake, but the fact that the original aged better than the original version of Final Fantasy and thus the remake doesn't have to include ground-breaking differences, doesn't mean it's not a remake.
    And he was also really, really pissed about not having multiplayer in an RPG. Like, okay, some Final Fantasy games do have multiplayer, but it's always a bonus that arguably most people don't use anyway. It's a bonus.

  • @WooperK
    @WooperK День назад +9

    0:25 kinda just explained the paper mario TTYD fandom too right here when i say i don't enjoy this game as much as color splash😭
    1:23 also this guy right here had a excellent point right here, everything he said was kinda factualy true (and yet sticker star still has worst level design)
    2:22 ture

    • @TheZestyCoder
      @TheZestyCoder День назад +2

      Color splash better than ttyd is such a wild take I have to respect it

    • @mallowfan22
      @mallowfan22 День назад +1

      colour splash deserves way more reconition sure the battle system still sucks but apart from the the game is so good and no annoying backtracking from ttyd chapter 4 and teh general white quest buf i still prefer ttyd.

    • @WooperK
      @WooperK День назад +2

      @@mallowfan22 TRUE!

    • @xCastorm
      @xCastorm День назад +1

      I fell asleep playing color splash, sticker star is genuinely better

    • @fawfulthegreat64
      @fawfulthegreat64 23 часа назад +1

      @@mallowfan22 to me it's the lack of original characters that keeps CS (and the modern series in general) from even having a chance at matching the first three games, especially TTYD. The beauty of the Paper Mario series is its ability to have a rich cast of unique characters that aren't already commonplace in the general Mario series yet still organically fit in with those who do. If modern PM was allowed to have that (and the crazier stories that come with it) I'd unironically be fine with them having weird battle systems.

  • @TheSlideCell
    @TheSlideCell День назад +4

    Now read good reviews for Sticker Star.

  • @Hay-I-Draw
    @Hay-I-Draw День назад +7

    the guy who made a paragraph about how its bad needs a life XD

    • @Ajk8628.Reviews.
      @Ajk8628.Reviews. 19 часов назад

      It’s not necessary the fact that said that it’s a bad game, it’s more of how he tries to engage his take and not be honest about how he’s presenting his “qualms”.

    • @Hay-I-Draw
      @Hay-I-Draw 17 часов назад

      @@Ajk8628.Reviews. yeah but his takes were kinda stupid if they were more realistic takes it would've been fine

  • @bowserknight
    @bowserknight День назад +3

    There's a few things I kind of agree with, even tho I love this game. But I don't get why that one guy got so worked up over the non-multiplayer thing.
    But I do also have my own gripes with the game, especially with the remake. For one, I have to agree a bit with all the backtracking complaints.
    Then, while I love the battle system, I find it too easy to exploit. You can cheese so many fights by just stacking attack bonuses and using powerbounce (or Goombella's equivalent). Vivian's vanish ability is also pretty op to avoid any danger, even tho she's one of my favourite partners.
    On the same note, I also never was a fan of superguard. Sure, the timing is hard to learn but if you're good at it, you can go through 99% of the game without ever taking damage, which kinda removes the strategizing of turn-based combat, always having to calculate incoming damage, preparing for it and such. In my eyes, this form of combat should be a constant back and forth, which is why I prefer just using regular guarding.
    And for the remake, this might be a hot take but in my opinion this game didn't need a remake. The Gamecube game still looks and feels like a modern game. And I don't like some of the changes they made.
    But it would be cool to see the 2 new superbosses in the original version.
    Anyways, enough rantinh. As I said I still love the original, would probably give it a 9/10 despite my gripes with it. But I didn't even play the remake.

    • @amberhead468
      @amberhead468 День назад

      I don't like the changes made in the remake also him never playing it

    • @rainpooper7088
      @rainpooper7088 День назад

      Vivian's Veil sucks actually. It's ALREADY a nerfed version of Lady Bow's Outta Sight which ALWAYS allowed Mario to move again whereas Veil skips Mario's turn if he's already made his move during the turn Veil was used, meaning the enemy just attacks again. Because of this change, there's no reason to ever waste FP on Veil outside of the niche scenarios it was intended for (such as Gloomtail's Megabreath) whereas Outta Sight basically gave Mario extra turns.
      Do you see what the game did there? It took a mechanic from the original Paper Mario and ITERATED on it to make it less broken and more tailored to the purpose the developers had in mind. Now imagine a world where TTYD got a proper sequel that iterated on the battle system in the same way. I assure you, all of these things would be non-issues by now.

    • @bowserknight
      @bowserknight День назад

      Hmm maybe I was actually thinking about Miss Bow's move, not Vivian's, my bad then. Must have mixed them up in my head

    • @Glitchyy07
      @Glitchyy07 17 часов назад

      Honestly my biggest issue with the remake is that (to my knowledge) you can’t skip dialogue and have to sit through it

  • @DanielDeLeon69
    @DanielDeLeon69 3 дня назад +3

    Hello Ollie K How are you doing today?

  • @N3Selina
    @N3Selina День назад +1

    "0. i didn't like the original either.

  • @blakeskit
    @blakeskit День назад

    you forgot to mention the gamers unbeaten review