I got nothin' but a fungi toenail | The Check In with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июл 2024
  • Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about his boy D' Money, Lee getting scammed on the NJ Turnpike, why Joey believes this class of comedians did more for comedy than any previous and much more!
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Комментарии • 205

  • @isaiahplace2761
    @isaiahplace2761 20 дней назад +63

    “Listen, I ain’t no soldier, I ain’t no Marine, I ain’t ever getting on a helicopter” 😂😂 then Lee squealing about just asking the question 😂 this podcast is the greatest.

  • @thenativist7625
    @thenativist7625 20 дней назад +37

    Love seeing you guys back together.

  • @nicknackpaddiwack30
    @nicknackpaddiwack30 19 дней назад +18

    lol Joey telling Lee he didn't eat any edibles today while Lee is trying like hell to keep his eyes open 😂

  • @LTKK
    @LTKK 18 дней назад +9

    "He was on the spectrum, but on the Black spectrum... the Black spectrum is a little different" 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @doobieblaze1628
    @doobieblaze1628 19 дней назад +5

    "And it still smells like Newark" Legend ✌️❤️

  • @chrisanthony9646
    @chrisanthony9646 19 дней назад +7

    “Water beads off my skin like I got carnuba wax on it” 😂😂😂 i felt that one Uncle Joey lmao

  • @HeavyHeartsShow
    @HeavyHeartsShow 20 дней назад +7

    Jersey native here, Unc Joey speaks the truth

  • @CCitis
    @CCitis 19 дней назад +6

    Been in and out of hospital, fighting a nasty infection, but damnit you two make me laugh… thanks for that man

  • @JuiceboxOffroad
    @JuiceboxOffroad 20 дней назад +13

    Been listening to the church archives to get my daily dose of you savages and I always have something to look forward to on tuesdays for the check in !

  • @etbearflags8046
    @etbearflags8046 20 дней назад +12

    That fungi toenail 😂

    • @alecbaker13
      @alecbaker13 19 дней назад

      Imagine what it tastes like

  • @JERSEY_J93
    @JERSEY_J93 20 дней назад +5

    "the man in the closet " and "who dat" lmao joey is too funny man

  • @nickm724
    @nickm724 19 дней назад +4

    “There ain’t no hot showers in hamas” 😂😂

  • @jorgesar686
    @jorgesar686 20 дней назад +7

    Thanks Lee and thank you Diaz! Y'all help us out a lot! Ty for this podcast

  • @aLosersTale
    @aLosersTale 20 дней назад +16

    Almost a million subs. Let's go Uncle Joey! Gotta give Lee some credit too!

    • @TGF120
      @TGF120 20 дней назад +1

      Tbh his podcast without Lee sucked ass. These two work great together

  • @trillynelson.
    @trillynelson. 20 дней назад +14

    the cut of Ralphie on the intro made me smile…god what I would give for them to be doing a episode in 2024 😢

    • @RolledKimchii
      @RolledKimchii 19 дней назад +1

      it’s ok he’s still tormenting matthew mcconaughey from the skies

    • @chrisbrockel4073
      @chrisbrockel4073 18 дней назад

      The fact ralphie joey and rogan were hanging out on 911 that must've been a wild day for them

  • @Balizilla
    @Balizilla 19 дней назад +3

    The Flying Jew and Tip Top Magoo does it again!

  • @DoloresCisneros-oz1zl
    @DoloresCisneros-oz1zl 19 дней назад +2

    Joey having Biden moments of forgetting is the best ❤😂😂 and going back on track

  • @MarkGLloyd
    @MarkGLloyd 19 дней назад +4

    These are getting better and better. Church vibes. I like the stand up talk, but nothing beats the funny stories and talking shit.

  • @andrewmccarthy6165
    @andrewmccarthy6165 20 дней назад +4

    makes me so happy you two get back at it so often 🔥🔥

  • @DeafJackRussell
    @DeafJackRussell 18 дней назад +2

    Uncle Joey on 3000 mg of edibles ridin’ in a helicopter like a doctah 😂🤘😵‍💫

  • @fruitypebbles2126
    @fruitypebbles2126 19 дней назад +2

    Thank you you always make me happier no matter what I'm going through

  • @gilyp4205
    @gilyp4205 19 дней назад +2

    Que bola Big Coco & Lee. Its good to see you guys again. Much love from MIA. Making my day at work go by with a chuckle. 😂

  • @that_bearded_guy
    @that_bearded_guy 20 дней назад +2

    Being Italian, I am always greasy again a few hours after a shower. It can be 70 degrees and I'm slightly sweating, just glistening!! 😂😂

  • @Fernando_Woolybooger
    @Fernando_Woolybooger 19 дней назад +1

    The world is a little better on Tuesdays because of these two bad ass mf's. Love you guys!

  • @pr9273
    @pr9273 20 дней назад +2

    "I lemon it.”..."wait don't you have a stick?" 😆🤣😭

  • @OmaChaseWill
    @OmaChaseWill 20 дней назад +3

    Must suck to live in LA man... I can wake up 60 minutes before my flight leaves and still have time to get a coffee down in the terminal before I board.

  • @ajd1288-xz5nq
    @ajd1288-xz5nq 20 дней назад +1

    10:15 How uncle Joey know us so well. It's just so great to hear the realness from such a successful man

  • @TGF120
    @TGF120 20 дней назад +2

    Man, it's great you two are back doing a podcast together

  • @nicholasberroa7747
    @nicholasberroa7747 20 дней назад +2

    That NJ shit is so real 😂 everyone’s just tryna hustle for a lil 10%

  • @Bionicbeat84
    @Bionicbeat84 8 дней назад

    “The adams apple” 😂

  • @owenbrady177
    @owenbrady177 19 дней назад

    Two doctors. Love you guys!

  • @mikeappleseed5869
    @mikeappleseed5869 18 дней назад

    I don’t want to cross any boundaries LOLLL

  • @Ffs00911
    @Ffs00911 20 дней назад +2

    " now you gotta sit with a blind man with a dog" uncle joey man......

  • @billybaroo8127
    @billybaroo8127 17 дней назад

    1:06:20 joeys talking about VH-1 Standup Spotlight. Brings back memories. As a kid I used to record that show on VHS and watch it over and over.

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz 20 дней назад +1

    So uuuh when is Redbar getting hurt? You huge kittycat 😂😂😂😂

  • @JasonHenson-br5uy
    @JasonHenson-br5uy 18 дней назад

    "Still got that afterburner smell to it"! Lmao🤣

  • @TJoesOnBudget
    @TJoesOnBudget 17 дней назад

    Lee’s eyes got biggest I’ve seen describing the turnpike experience 😂

  • @singhshredz
    @singhshredz 19 дней назад

    love y'all both so much it's unreal

  • @anneverna1792
    @anneverna1792 20 дней назад +3

    I grew up in the seventies my dad was a frugal Italian, and a great man but he hated ac we had fans, he would say what did they do before ac ? I said to him dad they died !

  • @lukelond
    @lukelond 16 дней назад

    8:38 always be happy peal your muffin cap back blue 💙💙💙

  • @marcorivera6972
    @marcorivera6972 19 дней назад

    Joey and Lee here's a great idea, you guys should have episodes where you go to Joey's old haunts and Joey tells stories of things that happened there. That would be great content for your channel.

  • @lukelond
    @lukelond 16 дней назад

    2:23 definitely deep clean 🪥🪥🪥

  • @cliftonnobles5600
    @cliftonnobles5600 20 дней назад +2

    I think shower thoughts might be counterintuitive. We ignore this fact, but in reality the shower is pretty dangerous. Soaped up, slippery wet porcelain is a great place to slip and bonk your head. Because of this, we pay better attention to what we're doing with our bodies instead of just going autopilot and that "inside your body, outside your feelings" vibe lets you meditate on stuff.

  • @alecbaker13
    @alecbaker13 19 дней назад

    Love yal you got me thru some hard times long days working construction

  • @concrete981
    @concrete981 17 дней назад +1

    when joey talks about dirty assholes and fungus, reminds me of our politicians.

  • @frankfritz7389
    @frankfritz7389 18 дней назад

    The dog that saved summer.nice dress🎉

  • @surrakasurovec3641
    @surrakasurovec3641 17 дней назад

    God bless you Joey coco Diaz!

  • @GCookie513
    @GCookie513 14 дней назад

    ❤ Joey & Lee

  • @bluepilledworld
    @bluepilledworld 20 дней назад

    Yeees, old school 1940s heat systems. Had to light the pilot in the winter, but heat in the winter is key. My last guest house was that, Sun Valley, Vineland, up street from Villarta. Across from Library... I used to live Curson and Melrose,.. and 8 other places. The journey is real!

  • @mikewill7010
    @mikewill7010 18 дней назад

    Joey is getting close to 1 mill subs

  • @jesuscedillo682
    @jesuscedillo682 20 дней назад

    I appreciate you Joey 🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @tragicamerica
    @tragicamerica 20 дней назад

    Morning fam, have an awesome week everyone

  • @lukelond
    @lukelond 16 дней назад

    7:01 facts hahaha hahaha hahaha

  • @tuffgonggbUNCTION
    @tuffgonggbUNCTION День назад

    TREMENDOUS ❤

  • @fablelapunisher6232
    @fablelapunisher6232 20 дней назад

    Joey and Lee!!! Look at these two handsome gentlemen. Joey really got such a great point on showers lol, Joey made me appreciate em more

  • @javiergalvan7946
    @javiergalvan7946 19 дней назад

    Lee and joey are a magical pair.

  • @fasteddie4435
    @fasteddie4435 20 дней назад +1

    54:27. JOEY RIPS A FART AND NOBODY CELEBRATES IT? WTF?😂

  • @Es2u
    @Es2u 19 дней назад

    The best ever

  • @flipflopanonymous6995
    @flipflopanonymous6995 14 дней назад

    Ur a FunGuy, by default!!! 😂❤

  • @TrollHunterxXx
    @TrollHunterxXx 19 дней назад

    Late 90s Joey must have been absolutely insane 😂

  • @JordY11222
    @JordY11222 18 дней назад

    When you see you fungi toenail in the caption, you know Joey's coming in hot.

  • @lukelond
    @lukelond 16 дней назад

    Hahaha hahaha hahaha 0:08 💜💜💜

  • @rick063092
    @rick063092 20 дней назад

    Running joke for decades with my friends and family how much I love a shower.. 3x a day In the summer sometimes 😂😂

  • @ajd1288-xz5nq
    @ajd1288-xz5nq 20 дней назад

    The best

  • @ajd1288-xz5nq
    @ajd1288-xz5nq 20 дней назад

    9:10 that hit me in my soul

  • @johnfranco8764
    @johnfranco8764 20 дней назад +1

    Keep it up

  • @ruckarucka13
    @ruckarucka13 19 дней назад

    Cmon church goers let’s get these goombas to a million subs

  • @MrTL3wis
    @MrTL3wis 13 дней назад

    Joey talks about getting past TSA and smoking his pen. You know he's not bullshitting, either, lol.

  • @Andressantiagooo99
    @Andressantiagooo99 19 дней назад

    Bruce Lee floor 🤣🤣

  • @picnicxyz
    @picnicxyz 20 дней назад

    Tremendous

  • @lukelond
    @lukelond 16 дней назад

    4:45 definitely hot or cold showers it's God given therapy...

  • @MrTerrierLove
    @MrTerrierLove 19 дней назад

    Joey should ask Lee if he'll beat up Redbar's wife for him. She's still guilty of laughter. hehehe

  • @joneconomidis2125
    @joneconomidis2125 19 дней назад

    I love in Florida. We would die without AC. Literally

  • @OGbrick420
    @OGbrick420 17 дней назад +1

    Joey, i think you have grown way too attached to the 'Fungi Toe', you could get that thing cleared up with 6 months of treatment with the stuff thats over the counter.

  • @anneverna1792
    @anneverna1792 20 дней назад

    some of the showers at the country club that I work at the showers are as big as a small bed room

  • @joshyyy420
    @joshyyy420 17 дней назад

    joey you and lee always put a smile on my face i found my mom dead on the floor a few days ago the first thing i thought besides holy shitting doing cpr trying to save her was my mom diied just like joeys died granted im 18 not a teen but i just wanna to say thank you both you guys have always made me happy and smile and my mom liked u to joey even tho she thought
    u was dirty comic yk she knew you were a good guy I love you guys the only thing iask of you is live you life with love just a lil love gose a long way shit even the bad things that happend i wish my mom woul;d beat my ass again yk im never even going to hear her voice again now
    anyways im going off on a spial I love you guys keep up the good work UNCLE JOEY!!!

  • @ChrisHoover22
    @ChrisHoover22 20 дней назад +10

    Morning check in like a DOCTAH!!! Who’s better than you?!??

  • @daleozwald6161
    @daleozwald6161 20 дней назад

    I was introduced to this individual when I was working at a Elementary School by staff:
    Man arrested in Missouri child sex assaults worked at child-centered Douglas County businesses
    Local authorities said they're concerned Jason Carey, who worked in daycares and in the Douglas County School District, victimized children in Colorado.

  • @daleozwald6161
    @daleozwald6161 18 дней назад

    Former Denver sheriff charged in meth for sex case
    PUBLISHED: December 2, 2011 at 3:48 p.m. | UPDATED: September 3, 2016 at 10:32 a.m.
    DENVERDENVER - A former Colorado lawman who was once named the nation’s sheriff of the year was charged Friday with drug and prostitution offenses after authorities said he offered methamphetamine to a man in exchange for sex.

  • @lukelond
    @lukelond 16 дней назад

    1:08:38 watch back too the future again

  • @user-nr2qk5ms2d
    @user-nr2qk5ms2d 13 дней назад +1

    Lee Slatt, you're so cute!

  • @bakednotfried1184
    @bakednotfried1184 20 дней назад

    A lot of buildings in Colorado don't have ac. When they were built decades ago they didn't need it

  • @deronjetton1859
    @deronjetton1859 20 дней назад +1

    I never comment thank u both

  • @Huicho805
    @Huicho805 20 дней назад

    Damn!

  • @ivanortegabarraza7174
    @ivanortegabarraza7174 17 дней назад

    Can someone help me find that clip of Joey telling a story where he pretends he doesn’t speak english? The one where he screams “la niñaa, cual niña? no see”

  • @lukelond
    @lukelond 16 дней назад

    2:45 pause joey

  • @amidtheruins02
    @amidtheruins02 18 дней назад

    Bro i dont have A AC my whole life and I live in the LA area lmao its annoying but its okay like other people dont have a house so gotta be grateful

  • @TheLoveInYourEar
    @TheLoveInYourEar 19 дней назад

    1:09:04 rip RM.

  • @Andressantiagooo99
    @Andressantiagooo99 19 дней назад

    Tip top magoooo

  • @lukelond
    @lukelond 16 дней назад

    9:49 call time 430id get up at three

  • @JoanAnderson-pv7gw
    @JoanAnderson-pv7gw 20 дней назад +33

    You work for 40yrs to have $1M in your retirement, meanwhile some people are putting just $10K in a bitcoin from just a few months ago and now they are multimillionaire..

    • @KatieLane-ss4uk
      @KatieLane-ss4uk 20 дней назад +1

      I'm new to cypto trading, feels overwhelming but I won't give up on learning this. Thanks for your clear explanation from the very beginning!

    • @JoanAnderson-pv7gw
      @JoanAnderson-pv7gw 20 дней назад

      It's Elizabeth Ann Larson doing she's changed my life. A BROKER-like her is what you need.

    • @JoanAnderson-pv7gw
      @JoanAnderson-pv7gw 20 дней назад

      Started the year joyfully after partaking in cryptos December last year, never knew it was this lucrative. I'm still overwhelmed because this exceeded my expectations, I lack the skill but I earn while I learn

    • @EmilyJason-zq3ki
      @EmilyJason-zq3ki 20 дней назад

      Investing in stocks is a good idea, a good trading system would put you through many days of success.

    • @JenniferGregory-xw5lj
      @JenniferGregory-xw5lj 20 дней назад

      ​YES!!! that's exactly her name (Mrs Elizabeth A. larson) so many people have recommended highly about her and I'm just starting with her from Brisbane Australia🇦🇺

  • @paolobiondo7006
    @paolobiondo7006 20 дней назад

    But all jokes aside Thankyou and listen to what Joe is saying and Lee knows and knew a long time ago if he wants the Truth Ask Uncle Joe

  • @_Pooter_
    @_Pooter_ 19 дней назад

    COOL 🤘🤠

  • @lukelond
    @lukelond 16 дней назад

    Yes it's like a groupon for plans they pull up too the rack

  • @michaeltabanao8092
    @michaeltabanao8092 20 дней назад +2

    😊 Joey is like a cat 🐈 In cleanliness department

  • @alexgonzalezjr6823
    @alexgonzalezjr6823 19 дней назад

    Woooo!! ❤

  • @CHIEFJosephWilliams
    @CHIEFJosephWilliams 17 дней назад

    😂

  • @2BeefHair
    @2BeefHair 20 дней назад

    Tip top magoo!

  • @dannykeeler4018
    @dannykeeler4018 20 дней назад +2

    😂 remember any weird thing u can think of is happening right now

  • @themtgmaster3425
    @themtgmaster3425 20 дней назад +4

    Up for work at 4 am lookie here we got a new check in😂