Dude I totally get it. I don't pass out from the sight of blood but if I accidentally cut myself open with glass or somethin and i see the deep cut, that's when it kicks in. Literally the worst feeling in the world.
I pass out front he aight of blood and giving it as well and I can say I don’t recall any specific memory that makes me sick. Maybe a bad circumcision? Hahahahaha tbh who really knows
He isn't lying. I've seen my aunt cut her finger while chopping veggies, and my uncle hit the floor like a fucking rock. Then one time, I cut my finger while fucking with a motor, and he turned pale white! Like a ghost lmfao
Danny Xander my high school gf was that way. One time I was tying my shoes and she bent over to kiss my head as I came up I cracked her nose with my head accidently and her nose started leaking she saw it made a weird noise then boom out. Came to saw more blood out again. She was ok after that.
Passing out is terrifying. One time I was watching an episode of The Office at a friend's house and one of the character's ballsacks got pierced by carkeys, they didnt show anything but the thought of it lingered in my mind to the point of nausea. I go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet to clear my head and to have somewhere to puke if i need to. As Im sitting on the toilet I black out. I fall forward, hit my head on the windowsill in the bathroom and then hit the floor. At first I felt as if I was "at home", in my unconscious state(almost dreamlike but not really) I was surrounded by darkness and was bodyless, then felt a sudden feeling of acceleration and it kept speeding up and as the speed increases I feel this white hot pain getting sharper. I was unconscious but it felt like my existence was being torn apart to painful oblivion and I felt like I was screaming for help. I come-to, confused about where i am and was thinking "is this how my life ends?" . I got up and turns out i bit into my tongue really hard when I was on the floor, tongue was bleeding. Scary thing is, I've heard stories from people who have epileptic seizures and near-death experiences, and the parallels I can draw from both of those and my own experience are, the "acceleration-into-oblivion" sensation, the "feeling at home" sensation, and the severe biting of the tongue.
Damn.. I remember passing out from heat exhaustion a few years ago, after mowing my yard in 100+ degree weather lol. I felt fine until I went inside my house and started drinking a glass of ice water. My heart beat started to increase and I started getting nauseous and light headed. So I went into my bathroom to vomit in the toilet, and as soon as I walked into the bathroom, everything went really bright at first, and then, I was in complete darkness. But, It wasn't very long, cause I woke up immediately after hitting the ground, I set up really quick, looked around, and was completely confused as to why the hell I was on the floor lol. The only reason I know I wasn't out for too long, is because I was in the process of calling my mother, and by the time I woke up, she had just answered. This gave me a time reference, cause without that, I'm not sure I would've known how long I was out. But ya, it was a terrifying experience.
LouisianaBoy1990 Those first seconds where you first wake up are probably the scariest, you got no idea whats happening and you're thinking of all the possible life-threatening scenarios. Half of the times i've passed out and hit my head on shit, I did the same thing you did, walk to the bathroom to vomit and end up surrounded by darkness. You're lucky you didn't bite through the tip of your tongue. Waking up with blood coming from your mouth just makes it all so much worse
Jugg Official It still gets to me to this day, I haven't passed out since, but it still worries the hell out of me, especially on hot days since I work in construction, so I'm constantly outside. I use to be a fast worker, now I take my time to prevent getting over heated, and some of my coworkers get mad at me, but they just have to get over it lol, I do not want to experience that crap ever again lol.
Ahahahahah same, I couldn’t watch em put that needle in her heart ahahahah. Ever seen candy man ? A scene from that made me hit the floor when I was 12 🤣
Lee your the best man!!! When I start to giggle and then I hear you giggle the same dam way makes me think I'd like to see Uncle Joey figure it all out too!!!
Lol. I saw a guy do this shit at a prison softball game. Here we are playing softball on a level 2 prison yard B unit vs C or D unit. A guy from the other team hits a hard grounder at the shortstop on our team. Right at the last second it takes a hard bounce straight into his chin. He's like I'm fine I'm fine but we tell him hey bro your chins bleeding. He reaches up touches his chin looks down and sees the blood and boom he feints right the fuck out. The guards look over see this dude with a bloody ass chin laying right in the grass between second base and third. There goes the whistle boom we all hit the ground this fucker wakes up grabs his chin looks down at his shirt and boom passes out again. The guards saw it this time and they all just start laughing like this motherfucker right here just shut down a whole prison cause he feints at the sight of blood. They drag him off the field in the little medical golf cart and we all go back to playing softball. He comes back to the unit like two hours later with a couple stitches he didn't hear the end of it for months. They'd leave ketchup covered rags on his bed and shit.
people fainting is scary. I had a friend and we didn't slept and aroun 2 pm we walk out middle of august hot as shit and she drop, her lips were blue. I started crying went for some sweets and she got ok. very scary
that's EXACTLY what happens to me during a panic attack! i start feeling like I'm having a heart attack or food poisoning or something! full on physical symptoms like puking or the shits or something, I've fainted many times from that shit! i get so angry at my body for defeating me like that!
3 years later, was watching that ufc fight recently where the girl got her nose smashed, and I literally had to leave my friends. I was laying on the ground cuz I was 99% the way there, being passed out.
So ive watched tons of FACES OF DEATH..AND RED ASSFAULT....... AND NEVER FELT SHIT..... THEN when my friend died in a horrible traffic accident i saw the news report that my buddy sent me of his death.... There was no blood no anything gory... But they showed his motorcycle helmet all scratched up and crushed..... And I lost it..... My head got all cloudy and warm... I got all sweaty... And my mouth was all drooly... I had to walk away from the computer screen and almost passed out.....i was like wtf!
😬😲😬😲😬😲😬😲😬 Lucky he NOT the ones pregnant!!! I did have a C SECTION WITH THE PAIN RELIEF MEDS WERE NOT KICK IN.!!!! OMG.....!!!!! I get that off on Nauseas FEELING it sucks...out of the blue sometimes.... 😬😲😬😲😬😲😬😲😬😲😬
Joey that is an autonomic response with a percentage of people. You can't control it. It's not your fault. It's a vasovagal response which is why you pass out and sweat copiously!! Not you fault dude 😎
I’m always thinking about trying slaughterhouse work, just for an experience in life, to get more desensitized.. Is it very hard? Could it be traumatizing?
@@Henry-uv9xu nothing, I’m simply open to different experiences. It’s not that I want to kill animals, I would never imagine enjoying that. I am compassionate for any suffering animal, but I know that in fact there’s very little that one can do to stop the suffering in the slaughterhouses. whether we want it or not, whether we are vegan or not, the reality of this world is that slaughter houses are working and will keep working . And not for the pleasure but for the experience I will want to try working there one day. As a meat eater I think every one who eats meat should one day do what it takes for them to eat meat. One should be ready to face that reality and all the consequences that come with them having meat on a plate. In simple words, either you are ready to kill the animal or if you keep eating meat but turn your eyes away from the reality of slaughter house - you’re a hypocrite, and you shouldn’t be eating it. If you want to eat it, you have to earn it, and be able to do what it takes. I believe in truth, therefore facing the reality with all its harshness and evil. (I’m not a Buddhist but it’s like in Buddhism: a call for participation in all the sufferings of the world”) That’s one of the reasons I want to try working there. I don’t want to cause suffering to any living thing, if killed they should be in the most painless way. But even if I will go vegan today, there will be thousands of animals killed everyday to meet the demand of other people, you like it or not. So I want to experience this reality in its fullness. Not to be like these people that enjoy a stake, enjoy chicken wings but can hardly look at the roadkill while in the car.. it’s hypocrisy
Stories like these are why I don't believe half of Joey's crime stories, how are you gonna say you were a criminal, robber, mugger and low life when you don't even have the nerve to not faint at the sight of a bloody towel.
Joey Diaz helps me get through the roughest of times. No matter how much I'm hurting inside, he still makes me laugh. Thank you so much.
Absolute facts
"I put the air conditioniner on fucking Alaska "😂😂
Stephen Maldonado I read this as he said it.
"I put the AC on Alaska", lmfao
I put the heater on the sun
"I put the air conditioning on fucking, Alaska".
"are you one of those blood people?" LOL
CM Connolly aliens bruh
Dude I totally get it. I don't pass out from the sight of blood but if I accidentally cut myself open with glass or somethin and i see the deep cut, that's when it kicks in. Literally the worst feeling in the world.
it sounds more like a PTSD sort of thing, blood on a towel is very specific, must be a traumatic-memory trigger for Joey
He said something about his fear of blood and needles having to do with his old Cuban doctor that used to visit the bar when he was young.
Probably finding his mum dead when he was on acid…
I pass out front he aight of blood and giving it as well and I can say I don’t recall any specific memory that makes me sick. Maybe a bad circumcision? Hahahahaha tbh who really knows
" Lee could bleed to death , but if i see you bleed . "
MILK CHOCOLATE BROUGHT HIM BACK! LMAO!
I didn't hear the needle coming LOL
s0bad That should be on a shirt
He isn't lying. I've seen my aunt cut her finger while chopping veggies, and my uncle hit the floor like a fucking rock. Then one time, I cut my finger while fucking with a motor, and he turned pale white! Like a ghost lmfao
Danny Xander my high school gf was that way. One time I was tying my shoes and she bent over to kiss my head as I came up I cracked her nose with my head accidently and her nose started leaking she saw it made a weird noise then boom out. Came to saw more blood out again. She was ok after that.
Danny Xander this ome time, at band camp....
Passing out is terrifying.
One time I was watching an episode of The Office at a friend's house and one of the character's ballsacks got pierced by carkeys, they didnt show anything but the thought of it lingered in my mind to the point of nausea.
I go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet to clear my head and to have somewhere to puke if i need to. As Im sitting on the toilet I black out. I fall forward, hit my head on the windowsill in the bathroom and then hit the floor.
At first I felt as if I was "at home", in my unconscious state(almost dreamlike but not really) I was surrounded by darkness and was bodyless, then felt a sudden feeling of acceleration and it kept speeding up and as the speed increases I feel this white hot pain getting sharper. I was unconscious but it felt like my existence was being torn apart to painful oblivion and I felt like I was screaming for help.
I come-to, confused about where i am and was thinking "is this how my life ends?" .
I got up and turns out i bit into my tongue really hard when I was on the floor, tongue was bleeding.
Scary thing is, I've heard stories from people who have epileptic seizures and near-death experiences, and the parallels I can draw from both of those and my own experience are, the "acceleration-into-oblivion" sensation, the "feeling at home" sensation, and the severe biting of the tongue.
Jugg Official ur telling me andy getting his nuts cut made you pass out😂😂😂😂
Sneak Peak
Genital mutilation is one of the only things in this world that truly bothers me
Damn.. I remember passing out from heat exhaustion a few years ago, after mowing my yard in 100+ degree weather lol. I felt fine until I went inside my house and started drinking a glass of ice water. My heart beat started to increase and I started getting nauseous and light headed.
So I went into my bathroom to vomit in the toilet, and as soon as I walked into the bathroom, everything went really bright at first, and then, I was in complete darkness.
But, It wasn't very long, cause I woke up immediately after hitting the ground, I set up really quick, looked around, and was completely confused as to why the hell I was on the floor lol.
The only reason I know I wasn't out for too long, is because I was in the process of calling my mother, and by the time I woke up, she had just answered. This gave me a time reference, cause without that, I'm not sure I would've known how long I was out.
But ya, it was a terrifying experience.
LouisianaBoy1990
Those first seconds where you first wake up are probably the scariest, you got no idea whats happening and you're thinking of all the possible life-threatening scenarios.
Half of the times i've passed out and hit my head on shit, I did the same thing you did, walk to the bathroom to vomit and end up surrounded by darkness.
You're lucky you didn't bite through the tip of your tongue. Waking up with blood coming from your mouth just makes it all so much worse
Jugg Official
It still gets to me to this day, I haven't passed out since, but it still worries the hell out of me, especially on hot days since I work in construction, so I'm constantly outside. I use to be a fast worker, now I take my time to prevent getting over heated, and some of my coworkers get mad at me, but they just have to get over it lol, I do not want to experience that crap ever again lol.
If you ain't never been thru this or had this feeling you can't even relate....
Lmao!
Joey “My neck was sweatin” Diaz😆
Joey "it's a fifty-fifty fucking toss-up" Diaz
Holy shit I almost fainted at the same part of Pulp Fiction. I have the same shit Joey has. 50/50 chance of me passing out.
Dana White Neat story Dana.
Ahahahahah same, I couldn’t watch em put that needle in her heart ahahahah. Ever seen candy man ? A scene from that made me hit the floor when I was 12 🤣
Lee your the best man!!! When I start to giggle and then I hear you giggle the same dam way makes me think I'd like to see Uncle Joey figure it all out too!!!
Lol. I saw a guy do this shit at a prison softball game. Here we are playing softball on a level 2 prison yard B unit vs C or D unit. A guy from the other team hits a hard grounder at the shortstop on our team. Right at the last second it takes a hard bounce straight into his chin. He's like I'm fine I'm fine but we tell him hey bro your chins bleeding. He reaches up touches his chin looks down and sees the blood and boom he feints right the fuck out. The guards look over see this dude with a bloody ass chin laying right in the grass between second base and third. There goes the whistle boom we all hit the ground this fucker wakes up grabs his chin looks down at his shirt and boom passes out again. The guards saw it this time and they all just start laughing like this motherfucker right here just shut down a whole prison cause he feints at the sight of blood. They drag him off the field in the little medical golf cart and we all go back to playing softball. He comes back to the unit like two hours later with a couple stitches he didn't hear the end of it for months. They'd leave ketchup covered rags on his bed and shit.
fuckin legendary
david sandlin fucking great story. I thoroughly enjoyed reading that lmao
get a podcast young joey
david sandlin lmfao bro if that's true it is hilarious, I swear.
Lol bro this needs to go viral
Did he dye his hair
Jason Neal II safe to assume if someones 45 and older with jet black hair... They dyed it
Probably just some sharpie juice knowing Joey
yo Joey your the man God bless you papo. Hudson county in the house.
"Gimmie That Becky"
Your cat knew you needed help, God bless you and your Family Uncle Joey!
Joeys hair freshly died
dyed
No, "freshly died" is applicable xD
His hair dead
people fainting is scary. I had a friend and we didn't slept and aroun 2 pm we walk out middle of august hot as shit and she drop, her lips were blue. I started crying went for some sweets and she got ok. very scary
sasho she passed out and you went for some sweets? I can dig it
Lol damm
Lee @1:12 lol
that's EXACTLY what happens to me during a panic attack! i start feeling like I'm having a heart attack or food poisoning or something! full on physical symptoms like puking or the shits or something, I've fainted many times from that shit! i get so angry at my body for defeating me like that!
lonniebelle try smacking your face or the small of your back. it will kick in anger , adrenaline, and endorphins.
Joey i paint my hair when i got a good looking women on the podcast Diaz
I put the air conditioning on alaska. I fuckin died
Can you control it or is it 50/50?
armpit soap haha
3 years later, was watching that ufc fight recently where the girl got her nose smashed, and I literally had to leave my friends. I was laying on the ground cuz I was 99% the way there, being passed out.
Joey “I came back false positive for syphilis” Diaz
he so funny
So ive watched tons of FACES OF DEATH..AND RED ASSFAULT....... AND NEVER FELT SHIT..... THEN when my friend died in a horrible traffic accident i saw the news report that my buddy sent me of his death.... There was no blood no anything gory... But they showed his motorcycle helmet all scratched up and crushed..... And I lost it..... My head got all cloudy and warm... I got all sweaty... And my mouth was all drooly... I had to walk away from the computer screen and almost passed out.....i was like wtf!
Reel Dirtie damb bro. That's crazy and sad
Reel Dirtie hope you are doing better brother your friend is with yahweh in peace
Reel Dirtie it's weird. Happened to be before too
Reel Dirtie well it's your friend I can imagine the cognitive dissonance one would feel accepting that level of loss.
bro cant imagine how that must be...stay strong homie.
you're cool Joey
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Lucky he NOT the ones pregnant!!!
I did have a C SECTION WITH THE PAIN RELIEF MEDS WERE NOT KICK IN.!!!!
OMG.....!!!!!
I get that off on Nauseas FEELING it sucks...out of the blue sometimes....
😬😲😬😲😬😲😬😲😬😲😬
What kinda "gangster" faints at the sight of a little fuckin blood?lmfao
Jack Kilpatrick xD
Joey that is an autonomic response with a percentage of people. You can't control it. It's not your fault. It's a vasovagal response which is why you pass out and sweat copiously!! Not you fault dude 😎
We all thought the title meant something else, knowing uncle joey.
A drop of blood makes him pass out? I worked at a cow slaughter house, I think Ima take Joey there
I’m always thinking about trying slaughterhouse work, just for an experience in life, to get more desensitized.. Is it very hard? Could it be traumatizing?
@@j_bailey11 What’s wrong with you?
@@Henry-uv9xu nothing, I’m simply open to different experiences. It’s not that I want to kill animals, I would never imagine enjoying that. I am compassionate for any suffering animal, but I know that in fact there’s very little that one can do to stop the suffering in the slaughterhouses.
whether we want it or not, whether we are vegan or not, the reality of this world is that slaughter houses are working and will keep working .
And not for the pleasure but for the experience I will want to try working there one day.
As a meat eater I think every one who eats meat should one day do what it takes for them to eat meat. One should be ready to face that reality and all the consequences that come with them having meat on a plate. In simple words, either you are ready to kill the animal or if you keep eating meat but turn your eyes away from the reality of slaughter house - you’re a hypocrite, and you shouldn’t be eating it. If you want to eat it, you have to earn it, and be able to do what it takes.
I believe in truth, therefore facing the reality with all its harshness and evil.
(I’m not a Buddhist but it’s like in Buddhism: a call for participation in all the sufferings of the world”)
That’s one of the reasons I want to try working there.
I don’t want to cause suffering to any living thing, if killed they should be in the most painless way.
But even if I will go vegan today, there will be thousands of animals killed everyday to meet the demand of other people, you like it or not.
So I want to experience this reality in its fullness.
Not to be like these people that enjoy a stake, enjoy chicken wings but can hardly look at the roadkill while in the car.. it’s hypocrisy
@@j_bailey11 real shit man worth the read
@@guillermovega4480 thanks
Joey “I turned the a/c on Alaska” Diaz
Damn, that chick is a hottie!
it cant be what causes Joey to pass out is that he is 150 pounds overweight
I totally wasn't thinking those cheeks
He should watch 127 hours
Yeah. My cat licked my tears when my gf dumped me. Loved the evil little bastard.
Cats rule.
Conspiracy Ting.
I bet LEE passes out on guys laps on a regular basis.
Hard to be tough guy if you faint at the drop of a hat. How you gonna punch someone in the head? I can hear the story now
TieDyeFarmer If only everyone was as tough as you, aye?
I don't want to come across as rude or anything.. But does Lee or whatever his name is have Down Syndrome? I'm pretty new to Diaz other than Rogan..
Jerry Lee no he's just SUPER high all the time
Diaz abuses him
😂😂😂
Bullshit, he took to much stars and and slumped himself, that’s why he quit
Stories like these are why I don't believe half of Joey's crime stories, how are you gonna say you were a criminal, robber, mugger and low life when you don't even have the nerve to not faint at the sight of a bloody towel.
hahaha vdrl false positive , like a doctor
Let me guess Joey Diaz talks about drugs jail and nothing
Shankabottomus you the man