What Teachers Really Say...

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 172

  • @ValarieEdwards
    @ValarieEdwards 4 года назад +95

    Am NEVER going back to subbing. Not even if it guarantees a golden ticket to heaven! You teachers are already angels.

  • @MsShawnpatrice1
    @MsShawnpatrice1 4 года назад +55

    "My class is on the NO SUB LIST"!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @justopinionated8839
    @justopinionated8839 2 года назад +70

    "He's loving....."
    "He's bad!"
    "He's anointed."
    "...... and suspended."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deegilbert2940
    @deegilbert2940 3 года назад +60

    Every teacher in the world should see this. Thanks man for making us laugh😂😂😂😂

  • @elbengalson
    @elbengalson 4 года назад +110

    I am so glad I found this man's videos - truly funny and correct about the life of a teacher!🙃

  • @juliasierra-bond9458
    @juliasierra-bond9458 2 года назад +46

    This guy is hysterical; fell out of my chair laughing so hard. Love this guy!! he is right-on!!

  • @jessicastamper4437
    @jessicastamper4437 5 лет назад +36

    “They was bad.” Ain’t that the truth 😂🤦🏻‍♀️👌

  • @diamondyoung5442
    @diamondyoung5442 4 года назад +48

    Everytime I cough or sneeze that’s 10 points off your final grade😂😂😂

  • @moonessence562
    @moonessence562 4 года назад +35

    "It feels like God has added some more Mondays to the week". True statement!!! 😀😂🤣😭

  • @lynnehamilton5343
    @lynnehamilton5343 3 года назад +18

    “Y’all jumped off a 3rd floor building and landed on my desire”. OMG NAILED IT!!!!!!

  • @cinma4890
    @cinma4890 4 года назад +21

    This was posted a year ago. And today we are living the quarantine part of his video. You are right these kids- They can’t keep up with their pencil much less a mask. Great channel so so true! Stay safe! God bless us all.

  • @reneshay889
    @reneshay889 4 года назад +20

    Who is this man? He is so witty! Love him!

  • @sherrybrown1789
    @sherrybrown1789 4 года назад +19

    So funny. Mr. Brown. Silent but deadly. 😂 Nice! A side hustle. 😂Thx!

  • @lyfewithdj2258
    @lyfewithdj2258 4 года назад +126

    "According to WebMD you need to be quarantined!" This hits different because of the current pandemic we are facing. However, it was still so hilarious!🤣🤣

    • @rebeccafoster-faith6647
      @rebeccafoster-faith6647 3 года назад +2

      I came to write this exact comment...

    • @gailserra6122
      @gailserra6122 Год назад

      I thought we needed mental health courses. Bc knowone is able to match punishment with behavioral act developmental theory of brain.it still exists 😂

    • @gailserra6122
      @gailserra6122 Год назад

      Loose watching him on tube in mornings to get through a day. What would Eddie Do? Lol. Kid dragging on floor disruptioning class. Dragging body on floor is absent on referral

    • @gailserra6122
      @gailserra6122 Год назад

      Some people are still wearing mask as pRt of their daily wardrobe. It doesn’t work

  • @Ofa337
    @Ofa337 4 года назад +28

    This is Beyond Hilarious. I Love Him!!

  • @jacquelinelam8611
    @jacquelinelam8611 5 лет назад +58

    “Y’all jumped off a 3rd floor building and landed right on my desire!” He said a mouthful!

  • @Charlenedoesstuff
    @Charlenedoesstuff 5 лет назад +115

    He is anointed and suspended

    • @gleawhite
      @gleawhite 4 года назад +3

      Lol. Love it!

    • @lovefelix1566
      @lovefelix1566 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 lol

  • @ebonykirkland8541
    @ebonykirkland8541 4 года назад +22

    LAWD!! I am a FAN!!! he is the truth!!

  • @ladyraven8207
    @ladyraven8207 4 года назад +7

    And 1 year later the stuff on your desk in the beginning is priceless

  • @sonjatanksley5432
    @sonjatanksley5432 4 года назад +60

    I retired from teaching at the elementary level. Trust me, every word is true. I had a child sign his own failure notice. Son, I know how you write and you misspelled your mama's name. Her name was Mary. He was in the 3rd grade.

  • @sapphirewyren02
    @sapphirewyren02 2 года назад +6

    'he's anointed'
    'he's suspended'
    OMG!

  • @deesturdevant9085
    @deesturdevant9085 5 лет назад +29

    He tells it like it is...Amen!

  • @CatAndrina7
    @CatAndrina7 5 лет назад +26

    SCOTTY TOO SNOTTY!!! LOL made my day!! :)

  • @jeremymatamales5072
    @jeremymatamales5072 3 года назад +13

    You sir, are a national treasure!

  • @time2pray777
    @time2pray777 4 года назад +20

    You are soooo funny, God bless all teachers and what they have to put up with. Parents, if your kids are having Behavioral problems at home, please get help because it will show up at school/class and they don't pay teachers enough to take care of this problem that parents need to be responsible to help your kids with.

  • @dotdot565
    @dotdot565 2 года назад +7

    He's a genius!!

  • @LGKids
    @LGKids 2 года назад +14

    Side Note: y’all got the nurses office looking like a emergency room! Lol! Peace!

  • @nicolecunningham5477
    @nicolecunningham5477 4 года назад +6

    "Ignoroneous" lol!

  • @UMullerOfficial
    @UMullerOfficial 2 года назад +9

    This is just legendary 🙌

  • @brianaporter9652
    @brianaporter9652 4 года назад +25

    I met him and he did this whole set and it was hysterical!!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 10 месяцев назад +1

    Scotty too snotty!😂 K-college - administrators demand vs. parents request!

  • @ES-rl4by
    @ES-rl4by 4 года назад +3

    😆. Not anointed & suspended!!!

  • @ambertierra82
    @ambertierra82 4 года назад +6

    No lunchsess hahaha😂

  • @lynnettaw.2061
    @lynnettaw.2061 4 года назад +11

    Laughing soooooo Hard!! Do Not Sub List Class. Yep, that was year #13 after 12 years...no such list.

  • @1919Denise
    @1919Denise 2 года назад +2

    He was too funny... 'Ignoronious'. I enjoyed this.

  • @tabbiprioleau9540
    @tabbiprioleau9540 3 года назад +1

    Anointed and suspended!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rorabaughracing2313
    @rorabaughracing2313 5 лет назад +41

    You can't even cheat right

  • @chellez29
    @chellez29 4 года назад +14

    Is that Hennessy on the desk during flu season? 😳🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

  • @lindseyhussey6450
    @lindseyhussey6450 9 месяцев назад

    “Whoever get me sick gon flunk”😂😂😂😂

  • @creolelady4096
    @creolelady4096 2 года назад +1

    I love this teacher. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @MaryMonroe
    @MaryMonroe 2 года назад +4

    This is hilarious and so relatable! Thanks for some healing laughter!

  • @hannahsung9787
    @hannahsung9787 4 года назад +4

    He crashed our staff meeting today!! HE IS AWESOME :-)

  • @christo617
    @christo617 4 года назад +7

    Teacher Gods.. 😂😂😂

  • @pocko6314
    @pocko6314 2 года назад +1

    Love, love, love his post!!! 😂. "Why you scratchin' like that? Your what itch? You've got to get out of here baby!" Aaaahahahahaha 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣!

  • @nancydrew6679
    @nancydrew6679 2 года назад +4

    You brighten my day!!!!!

  • @missmekapalmer11
    @missmekapalmer11 5 лет назад +12

    Jacrazy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

  • @RobiM0717
    @RobiM0717 Год назад +1

    You can't even cheat right lmao!!!!❤😂😂😂😂

  • @mickeyjones8070
    @mickeyjones8070 2 года назад

    He said anointed and suspended!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daiseyjohnson1763
    @daiseyjohnson1763 Год назад +1

    Keeping It Real Brother Prayers for the Teachers and Bus Drivers All over Work and Under Paid Lord Have Mercy On Your People

  • @fwb1012
    @fwb1012 2 года назад +1

    Eddie B will foreva be funny🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @HannTheftAudio
    @HannTheftAudio 3 года назад +3

    When he started singing I immediately thought of the Rock band WARMEN (Yes i know its Rockwell, but screw that. I was rocking out to the WARMEN version in my head).

  • @chloestewart1902
    @chloestewart1902 3 года назад +1

    The Teacher Gods 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @michellehunter2993
    @michellehunter2993 2 года назад +1

    Is that a liquor bottle in the class on the table. 🤣🤣😂

  • @sashakelly2025
    @sashakelly2025 2 года назад +1

    "I think they comming in....Don't act like you usually act. Tony, if you'all help me out on this I see alot of recess in you'all future" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrJt3451
    @MrJt3451 4 года назад +2

    jesus your the best teacher here and you got it all right omg the besttttttttttttttttt

  • @carsondrageorge8092
    @carsondrageorge8092 4 года назад +3

    😂🤣😄😅😆😊😁 u had me on the floor.... keep it up 🙏👍

  • @amandakmitch
    @amandakmitch Год назад

    Speaking Truth ❤️🤣❤️

  • @relatablerealness973
    @relatablerealness973 2 года назад +1

    Silent but deadly 😂😂😂😂

  • @RobiM0717
    @RobiM0717 3 года назад

    Yo mama say it ain't nothin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

  • @mspurrple2184
    @mspurrple2184 4 года назад +2

    You are hilarious!!!

  • @Sepharimangel
    @Sepharimangel Год назад

    Yep, that is me when the students are coughing and noses running. "Get away from me!"

  • @39FORTYWATER
    @39FORTYWATER 2 года назад

    Thank you
    🙏🤣😂🤧😭😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад

    FANTASTIC!!!!❤❤❤😊

  • @jayj4439
    @jayj4439 2 года назад +2

    When I used to sub, you better believe I had a do not sub list!!!!

  • @PDawgWms101
    @PDawgWms101 20 дней назад

    I love the “Do not sub list!”

  • @bonitawortham
    @bonitawortham 5 лет назад +20

    Coin purse? The whole OLD testament of the bible...Omg, Lol..God added some Mondays to the calendar!!! On my side rotflmao!!/

  • @CoachJRandle
    @CoachJRandle 2 года назад

    Landed right on my desire is CRAZY

  • @TheCallowayBride
    @TheCallowayBride 2 года назад

    Yo what itch? You gotta get outta here baby! 😂😂

  • @eanoworro1028
    @eanoworro1028 Год назад +2

    * cough * cough * cough
    Everyone take 10 points off your paper..

  • @jerridavis6462
    @jerridavis6462 2 года назад

    Enjoyed from Texas!

  • @reginayfavors
    @reginayfavors 5 месяцев назад

    Beautiful.

  • @jovial1213
    @jovial1213 Месяц назад

    The truth is hilarious!🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

  • @erickjackson9825
    @erickjackson9825 4 года назад +2

    Man you funny Man 😂😂🤣😂

  • @justopinionated8839
    @justopinionated8839 2 года назад +2

    "It ain't pay day, it's mayday because my finances are going down."
    #YouKnowIAintGotIt

  • @jerrolwhite6842
    @jerrolwhite6842 4 года назад +1

    Boy u a fool for this time one

  • @ratherbfishing455
    @ratherbfishing455 4 года назад +9

    Every teacher and taxpayer should substitute for six months! K-12 :)

    • @catsinhouse
      @catsinhouse 4 года назад +4

      When I could get a substitute I thanked them to the skies. (My subs were often taken for other classrooms so it was a roll of the dice if I got a sub or not.) Starbucks gift cards, thank you notes for taking the class... Couldn't do enough for them. Tough, tough job. Most of my subs were great. Having to emergency sub for others myself gave me a rich appreciation for what they have to do.

    • @acquenetta
      @acquenetta 4 года назад

      No ma'am its not for everyone. I had patience until I started subbing

    • @MsJoyce31202
      @MsJoyce31202 2 года назад +2

      I won't be one, I've done my time. 🤭

    • @michellemoore4585
      @michellemoore4585 2 года назад +3

      Principals first! It should be a mandatory part of their training for 1 year. One month in every grade.
      Parents should be required to sub five days out of every school year until all of their children graduate.
      Teachers should have to sub for another teacher in their district twice each semester.
      All other citizens should be required to help out at schools.
      The support list would include:
      Teacher Helper-monitor students while teachers takes a bathroom break. Make copies while teacher has a lunch break. Sharpen ten pencils for every student a teacher has.
      Prep the room during the teachers conference time.
      Cafeteria Helper-Monitor students and make sure tables are cleared and ready for the next class or group. Assist younger students with opening condiment packets. Follow the head custodian’s directives for proper cleanup procedures. Maintain order and noise level without using a loud voice.
      Arrival/Dismissal duty- Work with campus staff to get students in and out of the building safely and efficiently within 5-10 minutes. This includes car duty, school bus duty, walker duty, day care duty(for younger students),

  • @hislilsister
    @hislilsister 4 года назад +3

    this is - so - funny!!!!!!!!!

  • @Christina-rb8vk
    @Christina-rb8vk 11 месяцев назад

    The Germ Tribe! 1:10 😂😂😂

  • @sandrasanchez-xu1yl
    @sandrasanchez-xu1yl Год назад

    I m in burrito mode it’s wrap 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rorabaughracing2313
    @rorabaughracing2313 4 года назад +19

    World War 3 happened and I didn't get my draft letter

  • @olivecookie2294
    @olivecookie2294 Год назад

    Now what we need is one from the education support staffers! Instructional Assistants? Custodians? Secretaries? Whaaaaat?

  • @MaryOpel
    @MaryOpel 4 месяца назад

    Now we got a duck running around the zoo with high blood pressure because what you all fed him! 😂😂😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 10 месяцев назад

    Yup always watching’ and no way to win!

  • @ms.fabolusmorgan4279
    @ms.fabolusmorgan4279 4 года назад +5

    The nurse office l👀👀k like the ER L😂L

  • @fableydra
    @fableydra Год назад +1

    Scotty too snotty!

  • @TiffanyAllen1
    @TiffanyAllen1 4 года назад +6

    😁 this has me dead 😭😭

  • @joycewashington4925
    @joycewashington4925 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your realness

  • @tracyclark7560
    @tracyclark7560 Год назад

    incredible!

  • @ronnieferguson9337
    @ronnieferguson9337 2 года назад +1

    FACTS! 🤣👍🏾😩

  • @proudtobeachristian286
    @proudtobeachristian286 3 года назад +1

    God loves you!!

  • @QualityChildcare1
    @QualityChildcare1 5 лет назад +6

    LMBO!!!!

  • @denisenelson853
    @denisenelson853 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂😂 He keeps me laughing

  • @Standingfirmly1
    @Standingfirmly1 Год назад

    Got the nurse office look like emergency room yes I feel that and when it’s flu and allergy season lord help me

  • @TheLionessWearsPink
    @TheLionessWearsPink 2 года назад

    dude where were you when them cherun was swinging off the lights!!the teacher next door to me had one student jump out of the window during class! Mr. Saucer and Ms. Doolittle always checking somebody! telling me how to teach. I was so nervous, I just left!

  • @1nothinking1cfi73
    @1nothinking1cfi73 4 года назад

    The WebMD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @arlenetatum9511
    @arlenetatum9511 2 года назад +1

    Hilarious 😂 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад

    Ha -crazy!!!😂

  • @acquenetta
    @acquenetta 4 года назад

    You don't have to worry about me subbing because I'll leave a note saying they were out of their minds, periodt

  • @antonettb
    @antonettb 5 лет назад +7

    😂😂😂 my lifee

  • @LGKids
    @LGKids 2 года назад

    Side Note: lunchsess! Lol! Peace!