If Teachers Could Be Honest With Students...
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I absolutely died laughing when he called out the three students who can actually answer questions in front of the principal.
Yes. I need to prep my students to answer when the principal comes in.😁
Code red, lol
@@divadenise1 I guess that you have to with the lack of work ethic and pride.
I was going to write this exact comment and I was like holy shit Blueburton just gets me
A few students can make you look good!
When the principal walks in... Only 3 kids are allowed to answer questions 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
2:37
One time my class realized someone had come in and "inspected". Someone said "Why didn't you tell us. We would have actully acted like we were smart."
He should've let everyone raise their hands but only call on those three students.
Actually one of my teachers has this thing where we all raise our hands, but you raise your right if you actually want to answer so it looks like we all participate 😂
“The only thing jamming is the copying machine” I felt that one 😫🤣
Kevin we all did!! I swear that thing breaks every 3rd time it’s used! 😒
When I make copies for my wife, there's always that one machine. It's never worked, so there's a line for the good one.
truth!
You have access to the copy machine? Ha! We didn't when I was teaching. Not that it was that long ago, but they were too cheap to allow the teachers to use the machine. That was for office staff only. Yet, they expected us to have all kinds of copies and such for the students. It was either a mimeograph (if even that), our home copies using our own supplies that we paid for, or nothing at all.
Add that to my very, very long list of reasons why I finally quit.
YES BUT YES
the "extra credit" - you need to have something ALREADY THERE to then add to it...LOL
Lololololololol
I had one teacher that was totally fine with us going to a school play for "extra" credit in place of an assignment. Another teacher let us right 2 page reports on a magazine or news article as "make-up" work for missed assignments. Looking back, I don't think they wanted to work either. And I know some of my teachers were completely stoned the entire time.
To be fair, you can do 0 + 2 = 2. It's just that you don't actually need the two, you only need the zero to be higher in order to get 4 = 4, which is better than 2.
You can add to 0
Too Funny!!
Oh My Gosh! The reasons for the drinking coffee!!! Hilarious! And extra credit... you need regular credit first! AMEN!
Yes preach smh lol
Yes, I fell over when I heard that 😂😂😂😂😂
I teach college students, but I give the exact same answer when MY students ask for extra credit!
😂. Agree!!!!
That explains why I was never given Extra Credit.
Chica
I was anticipating he’d say “what you meant to say is ‘may I use the batheoom’”?
His argument's funny til a kid pees their pants
My 5th grade math teacher used to reply "I don't know, can you?" if you asked "can I use the bathroom?" instead of may I.
Julie Waters I said that for 22 years!! :)
My teacher in 6th grade did that
Same
I say about 99% of these things to my classes, not even going to lie.
good teacher, good teacher 👏
Absolute savage
Same
Y'all stay strong
Thank god I'm not the only one getting fired.
My answer to “who’s your favourite student?” is usually either “I like all of you equally, and I like different things about each of you!” or a flat “I’m not legally allowed to answer that question.”
I just say "I hate all of you equally" They love it
Just stare at them. For a long time.
@@Stg9900 Until that quote ends up on the news network.
CNN: "White supremacist teacher says he hates all his students, many of whom are female or students of color"
FOX: "Corrupt member of public school teachers union hates his students but loves your tax dollars"
@@ubiquitousdiabolus LOL
Lol! But in my head I’m like the ones being quiet! Lol! Peace!
When the principal walks in, the teacher should have everyone raise their hands but the people who ACTUALLY KNOW THE ANSWER would raise their right hand and the people who don’t should raise their left hand. Or vice versa
bigbrain
Imagine that one student forgetting and messing everything up
That's Clever!
Smart
I love that! Somehow, I don't think my students would go for it though.
Cause I got a 2002 none of your business! Hahaha
Right?! Soooo funny!
🤣🤣🤣
What does that mean??
TANUSHA THOMSI, he’s saying that his car is from 2002 but the actual make/model is none of our business
So true!
Loved the coffee explanation and the code red rules. Sometimes I feel like I need to tell these kind of answers to my students and maybe some of them will listen.
@Konnichiwa こんにちわ Army:amie That wasn't nice. We, as teachers, should make a good classroom enviroment, where students feel safe and motivated to participate and learn.
@@misscelinateloexplica i find it hilarious that you misspelled things as a teacher.
@@pengpura First your comment sounds rude. Second normally I write in Spanish and the autocorrector of my phone changes every word I write. I'm sorry about my spelling mistakes. I try to check every word before I publish my comments. Finally I know I could add more than 1 language to my phone, but it's really old and doesn't give me that option any more.
@@misscelinateloexplica That’s not an adequate excuse, do you think that will work out in the “real world” missy?
@@Mac90820 Ok, could you tell me all my misspelled words please?
"I could be kickin' out dope jams 😭 Now the only thing jamming is the copier machine" 😄😄😂
Because I have to wake up
At the crack of dawn every morning get my kids ready for school
Jump in the car Let it warm up a little bit because I got a 2002
None of your business get on the highway in heavy traffic I might add
Get here to school talk to some people who I really don’t feel like talking
To that early in the morning but I have to get here to class make sure
everything prepared and y’all have all the essentials you need
So you can have a great day of educational learning and at 3:30 when you guys get to leave and go home to your comfortable lives I get to go teach GED courses that’s right I teach Night school because I need a little extra money
To pay bills then I go home try to relax but I cant because I got to lesson plan for
Tomorrow go to bed just so I can do this all over again
My stomach dropped a little when he explained his first reason for drinking coffee. I know teachers who not only had lesson plans to create and papers to grade, but also went to grad school, as well as coached extra-curricular activities.
Debra Westbrook My ELA teacher is the best teacher I've ever had. Every lesson is fun, and she knows how to explain things so everyone can understand it. She also coaches competitive and sideline cheer ( there is only one other coach, and she is virtual so she's practically never there. ) And, she is getting a masters degree.
These are awesome!
Here's some of mine:
1. When my students ask me how to do a problem during a test, I tell them that I'm the mathematically illiterate identical twin or say something like, "What's that weird symbol mean?" Anything to send the message that this is the time to assess learning, not reteach stuff they didn't listen to the last 10 times I taught it and they wasted those opportunities. I only clarify what the question is and check if there's an error on the test.
2. When they ask about extra credit, I say in my most deadpan voice that there's a short list of things I could accept. Like a cure for cancer, a complete solution for world hunger, or proving Goldbach's conjecture.
3. If they ask what made me want to become a teacher, I answer, "To get rich, silly!"
Hahaha, this is exactly what I would do and it's also bull's eye for stereotypical things teachers say that annoy the heck out of teens.
Killing cancer is easy. If there's no living being, there's also no living cancer...
"The least you can do is wear clean underwear" LOL
My favourite Chemistry teacher was a short old lady. I loved her so much. Favourite quote from her will be "Okay so this board is crap. I swear I keep telling the tech guys to fix it but". She also told us that after she retires she wants to live in the mountains and smoke weed.
I want her to go toe to toe with my old high school chem teacher, she'd take him to the cleaners
I had a teacher in 6th grade who was a leisure suit wearing, cigar smoking ex-nun who decided to teach in the public school system. She once made a kid nearly pee his pants because she wouldn't let him leave the room until he asked properly (may I) to be excused to the bathroom. Hands down one of the craziest teachers I ever had, but was one of my favorites. You always knew where you stood with her. Always.
She should retire to Northern Arizona then
I show these to my foreign friends when they ask why I quit being a teacher.
This doesn't show much.
@@crzxm Well thats why its a snippet.
I hope you find a job you love.
@@crzxm Thanks, I appreciate that.
yea this could be titled "teaching in America", as I really dont know of anywhere else in the world that teachers have this kind of reality.
What do you mean “if”? I’m honest with my students all the time.
Student: Teacher, why are you eating candy in class?
Me: Because I’m dead inside
Me : Mr/Mrs( last name )
My teachers : YOU'RE PASSING YOU DON'T NEED EXTRA CREDIT YOU HAVE AN A/B GRADE
Me: * sad nerd noises * Fine :(
same lmao.. but I'm Emily so at least I'm allowed to answer questions when the principal comes in :,(
😥
I've never related to a comment more lmao
@@emilygraham2460 I used to be able to do the same, then I threw it all away to become trans
I mean, I still ask my teacher fore extra credit even though I’m already an A+ student, it is better have a few more just in case I got a bad grade on a assignment one day....
I’m not even a teacher, I don’t even go to school, I’m homeschooled, and I STILL laugh uncontrollably at these hilarious videos 🤣
"First you gotta get regular credit" 😂🤣😭 awesome
The hallway for bathroom break, exactly! The extra credit, is in addition!
What do you mean, "if"? I've KNOWN teachers to be this honest with their students.
I've definitly had highschool teachers be this blunt.
my third grade teacher was like that...
we graduated third grade ready for collage
Yeah I did. Got written up😒
Those are usually the best kind.
I've had teachers say, "Hey (I'm paraphrasing), if you handle your shit 90% of the time, you can completely fuck off the other 10% and no one will care." Another teacher said that the harder you work, the harder you will be expected to work, so you shouldn't try to be the best, just be good enough.
He ain’t never lied about what they do when they ask to go to the restroom
Oh, I can't face my students without coffee! 😂
As a teacher, almost all of this hit home hard.
The exception being that coffee is nasty. I'll take tea, thanks.
As a fellow tea drinker, I totally agree 👍
“Now the only thing that’s jammin is the copy machine...” lolololol amen
Lol 😂 extra credit= in addition too. Rapper hanging with Snoop Lion 🤣🤣
"The only thing jammin is the copy machine". OMG, I laughed long and hard at that one LOL!!!!!
Bro you don't just ask a teacher if you're their favorite student. All they are going to say is: I don't have a favorite.
Meanwhile, my classmate asked the same question to my professor the other day and you know what he said?
"Everyone but you"
"My car is 2002. None of your business!"
That killed me
Totally can relate to the 'favorite student' question and the 'extra credit.' Good lord. Just do the regular credit.
what if i have a 102% in your class do my tests in 2:30 minutes get a 100 and do projects 5 days before they’re due?
because i’m that type of person and i would be pissed if i didn’t get extra credit just because i “should do the regular credit”
no shade tho i’m weird
@@astralityyy Are you joking? If all teachers were honest and you asked for for extra credit even though you already had 102%, or if you bragged about how fast you can finish a test, they would honestly tell you that you are being a loser.
If you are a truly great student and want to go above and beyond, go to the library and start learning more on your own.
@@jaycampbell6402 Agreed for the most part, but some of us (especially neurodivergent kids) need the structure of being taught
I had a teacher who acted like this. It was his last year. He was retiring. Mr Torres. Bought himself a brand new convertible rammed air trans man that year. Double parked all over compass.
THAT ending. I feel this dangerously close to home.
"I've got a 2002," "None ya business."
Every time and a perfect response 👌
I've said that exact response to " Can I get some extra credit?"!
Hilarious! He could also tell them about
Staff meetings, department meetings, rally duty, lunch supervision, staff development... 29 mins to choke down your lunch, pee, and prep your next class...so glad I'm retired!
This is so depressing! We really need to pay teachers more!
Totally agree with the extra credit thing.
When students ask if they are my favorite I normally just tell them I don't answer that because no matter what I say, some of the students I like will feel bad. Truthfully though I usually have over half the class ranked by how much I like them. lol :P I could totally list at least the top 10 in order if I wanted to for almost every class.
I just tell them that they are all my favorites. Almost every year some class asks me if they are my favorite class, I just say "Absolutely! and third period and fourth period too!"
I still haven't stopped laughing about Mrs. Hawkins😂😂😂😂😂
Wait, that’s what other kids did when they asked to go to the bathroom?
Crazy. All I ever did was step outside, smoke a cigarette, and piss on the wall.
I couldn’t breath when I was laughing when you said “Now the only thing that’s jamming, is the copier machine.” I’ve watched it over 20 times now
"... jump in the car, let it warm up for a little bit because I got a 2002. None of your business!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I tell my students the truth. I always inform them that they can be excused anytime to speak to their counselor, the principal, their assistant principal over their grade level or my administrator over my department. I say bring your parents at any time if you don't like what I said or to report me. If anytime I am called into a parent/administration meeting concerning a child I tell them the truth... what I said to the kids... I mean I love my job but it's a means to an end.
You’re hilarious....lol still can’t get over your last video with Mrs. Hawkins.....lmbo!!! Keep them coming
I'm not gonna lie, I lost it at the "extra credit" line. I can't tell you how many students ask me for extra credit and I just look at them and go "how about we start with your late work first"
Coffee...nailed it! Bathroom field trip. Damn got banged for that once cuz I. Re did my make up while I was “out”.
0:49 when Mr Mack said I got a 2002 None of your business. I rolled on the floor laughing
I have that same model....no lie.
"2nd reason is, because it tastes good." LOL I died at that one.
the coffee joke had me rolling around the floor laughing so hard!
I really loved the "extra credit" bit, and the "code red" honesty.
Here is the truth that I want to REALLY see a teacher have the guts to say: "Yeah these letters and numbers on your report card do not matter...no one will EVER give you a job because they are higher than someone else's, and in less that 10 years you wont even remember most of this curriculum."
00:31-1:30 Yes!!! Coffee is essential.
LIVE. LOVE. TEACH.
That first reason for coffee…existential doom…yes! I quit teaching, and it’s sad but it’s so uninspiring. I wanted to be a true educator and 70% of kids, parents and teachers/admin just want a babysitter.
I was working 6am to 5 pm and my kids loved me. I saw what they needed and I gave them breaks and opportunity to run (instead of sitting 8+ hours) and adjusted all of my assignments to be fun and engaging and I was going to grad school part time. The admin/other teachers were rude and told me to stop caring so much. 😶🙄.
I’m a teacher turned stay at homeschooling mom and this gave me the biggest laugh!!! Thanks for keeping it real 😂🤣❤️ God bless you guys and all your viewers 😘 Fernelle
“… cuz I got a 2002. None of your business!” 😂💀
YES TO THE RESTROOM EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely true students do this all the time.
"Because I got a 2002.
None of your business."
I felt that.
😂😂😂😂
Please give these teachers a pay increase. They all are so valuable to society. You guys are pretty special humans.
This dude is 100% a great teacher
‘Why do I always drink coffee? Who says it’s coffee.’
The copier machine.
I felt that in my SOUL.
That code RED got me!! 😆😂
This video gave me that idea a long time ago and I use it with my students. When I say “code red” it means get it together admin is on their way
"Because I got a 2002. None of your business." 🤣
Copier machine jamming was the best ! I can relate to that..hahahaha
😂😂😂 the reasons for drinking coffee though!! a detailed life of every teacher around the globe
I'm glad you are taking this "Positive Approach to Student Success"
That reason of drinking coffee, i felt that ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Extra Credit 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Lordt
I always give that extra credit explanation to my students
Regular credit 😂😂
I've had teachers that were this honest. They were always the best. All teachers should be this open
i had one teacher legitimately like this and the whole class loved him. Do it your kids will love you so much.
This guy is a DAMN good actor!! I don’t even know if he is an actor. Very funny & great job!!
The coffee one had me dying. Thats definitely why
I love having a good jam session with the printer
2002?? He's driving a classic. 20 years of driving with minimal repairs.
Loved the coffee bit. I feel that. So. Much.
The extra credit scene is no joke. Those who need it never do it and those who don’t always do.
So my school has started hybrid for so half the school can go back and rotate every week. So when I was at lunch with the people in my class (my teacher was not in the room), the question came up on just how INSANELY LITTLE teachers get paid. We did some research and found out that the average public school teacher gets paid $60,000 annually, (which is not a lot!) and private school teachers get paid half that amount. It’s absolutely insane! Teachers are one of, if not the most hard working people on the planet and they get paid among the least. Without teachers we wouldn’t have the government or well paying jobs period. Because educators make children the successful adults they are today. Then we did a little more research and learned our school makes roughly $18 million a year, and under the assumption our school has maybe, just maybe a hundred teachers to pay, the numbers just don’t add up. Even with all the supplies they have to pay for, it still doesn’t add up! Our teachers are vastly underpaid considering all they do for our country. So on behalf of all students out there I just want to say thank you to all the educators out there who make our lives better. You may not be paid nearly enough but I just want you all to know how appreciated you are and even though we may not always show it, how much all us students respect and appreciate all that you do. Thank you, thank you, thank you to all the teachers out there!
Imagine saying 60000 isn’t a lot yikes
60000 is not a lot because by the time taxes, insurance, benefits etc are taken out you are left with a good 20000 less. Then in those places that pay 60000, you are looking at rents between 1500 - 2000 for a one bedroom. And, do I need to add school loan repayments on top of other basic living expenses Then school supplies... So no, 60000 is not a lot for what we do.....
And teachers do not make 60000 in many places. That's an average. Some places they make less and some places they make more.
This is more honesty in five minutes than I got in my full K-12 years.
Extra credit and code red killed me!!!! I enjoy these so much!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
The one about who is allowed to answer questions if the principal comes into the classroom! On Point! LOLOL!
"The only thing that's jamming is the copier machine" hahahaha that got me 🤣🤣 that damn copy machine always breaking down when we need it
1:45 LMAO
I died on that part, because that's what i do in school too.
"I got a 2002 none of your business" lol
Liquid motivation is what makes my day better
Yes! Preach it. Spot on!
Such a good video… the copier machine jamming really got me!
I wish teachers had been this real with me. It good to see that other people are human too.
Soooooooo true, and on point.
Code Red is Perfect! When I was being evaluated my first year teaching I actually coached my first period class ( the “best” ones out of my 4K -8th grade computer students) to behave like they were being taught a by Jesus Himself! In other words...behave and shut up! I taught at a Christian school so they knew what I was talking about. They did great except for that ONE kid that just HAD to send an email, during my class, to his friend. I wasn’t really shocked except that he was so darn nice about why he had to do that during what he knew was an important lesson for me. But being it was a small school the principal knew this kid and wasn’t surprised either but complimented me on how I handled him, I gave him a 50 for the class participation grade for that day! Never had trouble from him again.
Honesty is the best policy. I’m a teacher, not a baker-I don’t sugar-coat things.
That's a good one.😂
Such a true video, I got a teacher like this and it’s the only reason why I get up in the morning
You are bringing me such joy!
0:31 What do you mean, _coffee?_ Oh, you think this is COFFEE! 😂
Why DON'T you guys day this??? If nothing, it'll provide some levity and comedy relief to the day😂
2:52 can't stop laughing idk why
0:00 I've noticed that this is every economics teacher when they get asked a finance question lol
LOVE this teacher!!!!
My new King. HAHAHAHA I died at the explanation for "EXTRA credit"
This is what my teacher dose everyday he doesn’t even try to hide it
The extra credit bit was genius!
‘If the principal is walking by the classroom this is considered a code red’ 🤣🤣 this video was hilarious