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  • Опубликовано: 28 апр 2023
  • Sarah Silverman, Chris Tucker, Hannah Gadsby, John Mulaney, Fortune Feimster, Kenny Sebastian, Jim Gaffigan, and Mo Gilligan deliver all the jokes about teachers- from drunk teachers to teachers' pets.
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  • @LeonardsParka
    @LeonardsParka Год назад +598

    “We asked kids to do school on the same device they play Minecraft” As an elder gen z that graduated 2020 in the thick of Covid; he’s got a point

    • @schroederscurrentevents3844
      @schroederscurrentevents3844 Год назад +9

      Bruh my worst grades ever from that year. I was a freshman. Now applying to college with my GPA three points lower than my average.

    • @Sawyernilsson
      @Sawyernilsson Год назад +4

      I did in fact play minecraft while zooming. Not proud

    • @WSUFan2017
      @WSUFan2017 Год назад +8

      As a teacher that developed deep depression because my school gave all the students iPads and I couldn't get my students to do anything, yeah. That tracks.

    • @user-zq6ks8wi1b
      @user-zq6ks8wi1b 8 месяцев назад +5

      ELDER GEN Z 😂😭

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Год назад +320

    "No, You are not made of box! I'm surprised You had to ask!".. 😂😂😂

    • @mdshoponislam8971
      @mdshoponislam8971 Год назад +1

      My Best wishes for your work Love and Peace to your family !😀

    • @nipunikalnu8645
      @nipunikalnu8645 Год назад +7

      ​@@mdshoponislam8971dude you okay?

    • @cazdrexler555
      @cazdrexler555 11 месяцев назад +1

      Dave Chappelle was right

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@nipunikalnu8645 It's a bot..

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 11 месяцев назад

      @@cazdrexler555 He is right In many things..

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 Год назад +258

    11:23 after having my 3 kids at home during the pandemic, I learned that teachers deserve more than they get, more money and more respect for having to deal with our kids EVERYDAY. Thank you teacher for your great job. 👏 👏 👏

    • @Skrillon
      @Skrillon 11 месяцев назад +5

      How did you have three kids in a year?

    • @csnide6702
      @csnide6702 11 месяцев назад

      🐂💩.... Teachers are a part time job .... at BEST.
      Notice during the pandemic there was ZERO accountability in whether the kids actually did the required work-- they just kicked everyone upstairs to the next grade... can't disrupt that train upward and out.

    • @leaaugusta9924
      @leaaugusta9924 8 месяцев назад +9

      I heard a lot of parents say the same and find it so unbelievably sad that no one noticed sooner

    • @laurasosnow7507
      @laurasosnow7507 8 месяцев назад +3

      No one gave an eff about what we actually thought and felt - they had to experience it for themselves to care.

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 Месяц назад

      K-college! 😢

  • @brandybaker3280
    @brandybaker3280 Год назад +345

    I’m the teacher that loses her sh*t at least twice a month 😂
    I have never uttered the words “for crying out loud” until I started teaching lol

    • @sabrinapitt1466
      @sabrinapitt1466 Год назад +13

      mine is, "what on earth!?!"

    • @msk3905
      @msk3905 Год назад +8

      Ha my wife is a teacher who actually cares and loses it once a year on a kid, i laugh my a off while she feels bad i guess the equivalent of the nuns hitting or throwing things at us

    • @candezsimmons2001
      @candezsimmons2001 Год назад +3

      Twice a month? Twice a week for me

    • @keving8006
      @keving8006 Год назад +3

      You HAD never uttered those words. In the present tense, you used HAVE never (past tense) for something you're now doing (present tense).
      Sorry, teach! I couldn't help myself.
      Just kidding. I've had some serious grammar Nazis for teachers over the years! 🙂
      I really appreciate all that our teachers do. You aren't paid enough!

    • @brandybaker3280
      @brandybaker3280 Год назад +4

      @@keving8006 You’re all good! I was a bit intoxicated when I typed that. 😂Good catch! ☺️

  • @DaveCM
    @DaveCM Год назад +141

    My wife is an elementary school teacher. She had a student push her buttons so bad one day, she said a bad word. She told him to take his happy little a$$ to the office. So, she also had to go to the office and tell the principal what she did. During the meeting with the kids mother, they explained what my wife did and the kid did that drove it. The mom wasn't mad at all at my wife. She said that he had it coming.

  • @ghiagoo
    @ghiagoo Год назад +517

    Sounds like Chris Tuckers principal was Eddie Murphy

    • @FLATearthGARY
      @FLATearthGARY Год назад +13

      Ha! I thought the same thing!

    • @steven2183
      @steven2183 Год назад +7

      I was literally typing the same thing when I saw your comment....

    • @mitrolltv
      @mitrolltv Год назад +5

      Yup, that was my thought too!

    • @jmo53214.
      @jmo53214. Год назад +1

      KMSL same thought 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️😂😆😂

    • @mitrolltv
      @mitrolltv Год назад +2

      #greatminds

  • @victoriashore1332
    @victoriashore1332 Год назад +59

    As a teacher I can feel some of these teachers’ pain. But I can also laugh because what else can you do? You have your good days and your bad days. But you love when you see your kids succeed and are proud of themselves. Their smiles always make me smile.

  • @elizabethobrien5702
    @elizabethobrien5702 Год назад +91

    If you call my momma then you will have to pay the phone bill 😂😂😂❤

  • @wendiwasden7088
    @wendiwasden7088 Год назад +91

    The one about prepositions was hilarious

  • @sinovuyobudaza7167
    @sinovuyobudaza7167 10 месяцев назад +18

    The box joke murders me every time😂😅

  • @faith1780
    @faith1780 7 месяцев назад +6

    “Whats yesterday?” 😂

  • @user-zo2rn1ct6i
    @user-zo2rn1ct6i Год назад +129

    When I had a fight with my teacher, the next day the principal called me out in front of all the students as he was about to announce my one week suspension. He said "I'm suspending you for giving your teacher a very big blow" everyone started laughing.

  • @VeNuS2910
    @VeNuS2910 Год назад +23

    binge watching comedy before going to sleep gives me happy dreams. 😆

  • @geecat4983
    @geecat4983 Год назад +8

    The box bit 😂😂😂😂😂 thank you so much

  • @faridaadamu
    @faridaadamu 7 месяцев назад +4

    The puppet story almost killed me 😂😂😂

  • @nella5131
    @nella5131 Год назад +71

    As a teacher… I approve 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrCTruck
      @MrCTruck Год назад +1

      Check out Liz blanc, she’s hilarious

  • @merla692
    @merla692 8 месяцев назад +15

    Hannah was so funny... I was crying from laughing too hard all throughout her piece😂😂

  • @DungForever
    @DungForever Год назад +40

    Chris Tucker is literally telling you how little support teachers get from admin without even knowing it. Imagine a principal being sent kids acting up in class and all they do is hang out with the kid rather than redirect the behavior. Now imagine that being the NORM! It's not funny so much as it's very sad. That's why teachers are leaving.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 9 месяцев назад

      Yes, of course. One story is evidence of teachers not having administrative backup of epic proportions.
      Have you heard the story of that teacher who slept with a student? ALL TEACHERS MUST BE PEDOPHILES!

    • @RedNiel100
      @RedNiel100 9 месяцев назад +5

      On the contrary, I believe schools would have a way healthier social enviroment if the staff having that kind of relationship with the students was the norm. Because kids are not machines that will follow every rule all the time, they are human beings that will benefit from a healthy, relaxed and mutually respectful relationship.
      I'm not saying there should never be consequences, but I am saying that just blurting out a joke during class, for example, should not get you sent to the principal's office. Being overly strict will only exhaust the teachers and make students obedient out of fear of shame, although that doesn't even work half the time.

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 10 дней назад

      Nah, teachers are leaving because they don't earn enough money for the pain.

  • @tedkrillies5326
    @tedkrillies5326 8 дней назад +1

    As a principal, the Chris Tucker is spot on. My frequent flyers are my favorite kids 😂😂😂😂

  • @rachelmcdonough1506
    @rachelmcdonough1506 Год назад +35

    I’m a teacher and I think about that Mulaney bit anytime I show a video 😂

  • @sofiah1174
    @sofiah1174 Год назад +95

    As a new teacher this is hilarious 😂

    • @MrCTruck
      @MrCTruck Год назад +1

      Check out Liz blanc, she’s hilarious

    • @Jennifer-nz2ss
      @Jennifer-nz2ss 10 месяцев назад +2

      Get out while ya can!

  • @janisianhittle4793
    @janisianhittle4793 Год назад +25

    Why when Hannah is telling her story all I'm picturing is the cartoon Bluey? Lmao. It must be a mom thing. But picturing it as bluey made it 100% more funnier to me hahahaha

  • @vanessab2392
    @vanessab2392 8 месяцев назад +6

    I am a substitute teacher. Last time I was subbing for Math. And one of the students kept talking loudly, while I tried to take attendance. I kept asking them to quiet down. He didn't listen. I ended up raising my voice, but he didn't care. Moments later, I found out he did not speak English. Hmm, they can still quiet down during attendance, can't they? Anyway, for my next class period, they were also talking a lot, so I calmly said, "Hey guys I know you guys like to talk, but at least for attendance, let me take attendance quietly". It worked like magic. That was on a good day. In other schools, I have had students swearing, getting into fights, calling campus security, etc.

  • @jaredbitz
    @jaredbitz Год назад +77

    My breaking point as a teacher, as in Mo's story, was when, for the third time in the same lesson, I had to stop a fourteen-year-old from walking around the classroom and holding up a ruler to people's groins as if it was a penis.
    I realized then and there that working with kids was going to make me miserable for the rest of my life, and quit soon after.

    • @rachelmcdonough1506
      @rachelmcdonough1506 Год назад +14

      Damn that was your breaking point? That would be an innocuous day for me 😂.

    • @Jennifer-nz2ss
      @Jennifer-nz2ss 10 месяцев назад +3

      Congratulations you were the smart one!

    • @meganbaker9116
      @meganbaker9116 8 месяцев назад +3

      I work with kids and really enjoy it, but then, I don’t make them do boring, brain-dead activities, and I don’t trap them indoors all day. It’s not the kids. It’s the context.

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 10 дней назад

      ​@@meganbaker9116Let me get this straight, you're a working adult with a degree, have to be, because you're a teacher. Instead of teaching your students to be successful the way you are, you tell them to go outside and play and learn, and then what? Some of them will get job trainings, great, some will try to go to college and not understand why they now have to do paper exercises and study in libraries until midnights and you didn't equip them for this. Why would you do that to these young minds? Children are way more resilient than you think and letting them learn to cope with boredom is the most valuable thing you can teach them.

    • @meganbaker9116
      @meganbaker9116 10 дней назад

      @@DizzyBusy I don’t know where to start with what you get wrong in your comment, aside from you reading a bunch of ideas into it that I don’t hold, such as that I don’t think children are resilient. (Where the hell did you get THAT?) I’m not a teacher and I don’t need a degree ( though I have one) to do right by children. In fact, I can’t think of a bigger academic joke than a degree in education. In any case, it it s schools that are doing things TO children. I, on the other hand, respect their nature and their true needs, so I refrain from making myself the hero of their stories. They come into the world burning to learn and infinitely capable of doing so. Sadly, when they go to school we crush their curiosity and love of learning. We also radically restrict the most learning-rich thing they do: play. It’s not surprising that so few people understand this when we’re taught so many stupid things about children in the developed world in general, and especially the U.S. Spare me the conventional BS about education. I’ve heard it all and it’s still ridiculous and ignorant.

  • @LeMuzi
    @LeMuzi Год назад +41

    that british dude at the end was hilarious..this applies to SA schools with British teachers as well

  • @kevinkinney5445
    @kevinkinney5445 10 месяцев назад +8

    Lol, when I was a little kid living the hillfolk life back in Maine in the early 60's, riding inside tires down hills was the greatest fun.

  • @arielguzman2875
    @arielguzman2875 Год назад +7

    The box joke was great

  • @Psnowdog7
    @Psnowdog7 3 дня назад

    The last story about a teacher getting angry for the missed opportunity to embarrass him was so real

  • @mikhail5428
    @mikhail5428 14 дней назад +1

    *As student myself, I could tell you, there are teachers that deserve being called that, and then the are those who doesn't deserve any respect, so not every teacher should receive an applause but those who went far beyond their classes to educate and create great humans, they deserve to be recognized*

  • @historygrad7493
    @historygrad7493 Год назад +6

    I'm a high school teacher who asks my students consistently, "for the love of God what are you doing?!"

  • @leaaugusta9924
    @leaaugusta9924 8 месяцев назад +7

    Loved Hannah's! Mostly because it strengthened my suspicion that I'm on the spectrum and it was nice to find a kindred spirit 😅

  • @kw9568
    @kw9568 Год назад +37

    I never heard of Mo Gilligan. Is he popular in england or something? Im about to search for more of his standup! 😅

  • @jackroace2393
    @jackroace2393 Год назад +9

    Now I know what prepositions are

  • @AnonymousOnimous
    @AnonymousOnimous Год назад +24

    "No Brandon. We all know what shit is. It's what you're full of."
    To be fair, my 6th grade teacher was right.
    But she should've retired before she started hating children.

  • @jaysonjackson3455
    @jaysonjackson3455 2 месяца назад +1

    Ms. Fortune is on the dot. All our playgrounds were lined with shredded tires!

  • @user-ry2yy5pc3f
    @user-ry2yy5pc3f 4 месяца назад +1

    The box joke murders me every time

  • @lilylanoue
    @lilylanoue 11 месяцев назад +2

    Kenny Sebastian is so underated !!!he is a great stand up comedian and music artist.

  • @tristanmoller9498
    @tristanmoller9498 Год назад +7

    To the mean acting teacher problem:
    One day, we asked my little sister (she was 8 at the time in 3rd grade) how school was. Her response:
    “Ouuhhhgg my German teacher is having marriage problems.”
    We asked how she knew about it:
    “She’s just so angry this week.”

  • @skylarfoxy6908
    @skylarfoxy6908 Год назад +6

    12:18 happened to me just this week LMAO

  • @WilliamHawkins-ju5ud
    @WilliamHawkins-ju5ud 11 месяцев назад +3

    Wow, this is a masterpiece. The scenes looking down the roads with the sun in your eyes is my favorite. Great work!

  • @marc21256
    @marc21256 Год назад +16

    Hannah talked about going from teachers pet to teachers nemesis.
    When I was in second grade, we had thr first parent conferences coming up. It was close to Halloween, so thr teacher ordered us to art. We were instructed to "draw a man with two orange heads."
    I have dysgraphia, so my drawings sucked. I couldn't physically draw a man with two heads. Best I could do was a man that looked normal, then a tumor on his shoulder.
    So I came up with something I could draw.
    I handed in a drawing of a man. A regular man. And in each hand, he held one orange Jack o'Lantern.
    I was proud of my man, with two orange heads.
    So the teacher dragged me to the principal's office and I was paddled for insubordination and disruptive behavior, or something like that.
    At the time, that was criminal assault and battery and child abuse. A law had been passed that required parentap notification of all corporate punishment. Withiut notification, it was treated like the rest of the penal code.
    When parent day came, I went in with mom, and tonthe classroom. The aelrt was up, and she couldn't find mine. So I told the story, though not nearly so eloquently, as I was just 7 years old.
    So she demanded the story from thr teacher, who told the story because she still didnt think she did anything wrong.
    So my mom stormed to the principal's office to scream at the principal, and explain the backstory, which he wasnt given at the time. Realizing he had done the wrong thing, he was much nicer after.
    But for most days between that and the end of the year, the teacher would lock me in a closet over lunch, and send me to the unlocked closet in class.
    She couldnt lock me in the class closet, because if anyone came in, she could call me back and ask if I found those pens she sent me to get. But unlocking the closet to get me would have given away the full story.
    But the supply closet I was locked in over lunch was never used, so nobody would check, so she felt comfortsble locking me in.
    Good thing there were no fires while I was there.
    I eas never the pet, but I went from "mostly ignored" to "nemesis" with a single drawing.
    John J Pershing Elementary. Dallas ISD.

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 10 дней назад

      Did you go to school in the 40s? Corporal punishment? Lockable doors?

  • @livrose3567
    @livrose3567 Год назад +3

    As a teacher I appreciate this

  • @cokesquirrel
    @cokesquirrel Год назад +134

    I have dated about 4 teachers over the course of my life and every single 1 of them was just a total train wreck of substance abuse. Personally I've been teaching English as a foreign language now for 7 years And have definitely not been on my best behavior. Darn right that's why I show videos during class

    • @MakingLearningAccessible
      @MakingLearningAccessible Год назад +1

      That is the definition of a bad guy lol.

    • @rogersockwell
      @rogersockwell Год назад +6

      Well with a name like @cokesquirrel....

    • @brandybaker3280
      @brandybaker3280 Год назад +2

      Why is that so true. I’m also a teacher and have bad habits

    • @cokesquirrel
      @cokesquirrel Год назад +4

      @rogersockwell yeah...i suck. 😃. But in my defense...hmm...ok yup...i still suck...but always get great evaluations. Go figure.

    • @msakeeba
      @msakeeba 10 месяцев назад +1

      Birds of a feather…

  • @patrickjenkins6383
    @patrickjenkins6383 Год назад +17

    Mo Gilligan's true calling, in my opinion would be as an Actor. I'm asking myself: "Why haven't I heard of this charming young Brit until Now?" 😘

  • @ronnieeilert8491
    @ronnieeilert8491 Год назад +6

    I’m so happy, that I’m not the only one who had weird teachers, when I was younger!!!

  • @marc21256
    @marc21256 Год назад +41

    Chris Tucker's friendly principal reminded me of mine.
    Something happened, and I needed to tell her about a life and death emergency.
    I had never done that before, so I didnt handle it as well as I could have.
    I walked into the principal's office, right past the receptionist, and into the principal's office and shut the door and sat down in one of the guest chairs.
    Nobody has ever done that, and if she made a list of the most likely people to do it, I would not have been on the list. So I had her attention, because she knew whatever happened next was going to be the most interesting thing of the day, maybe month.
    "Can I help you?" (Slightly accusatorial, as I was an invader, but also genuinly curious)
    "Yeah. Andy just asked me to help him kill himself."
    About this time, the receptionist has come out from behind her desk, and opened the door to see what was going on. The principal dismissed her, "That's alright, thanks."
    Then turned to me, trying to be as serious as she could without being scary, "Are you serious?" Because "we" have performed jokes about as tasteless before, so not unreasonable to ask.
    "Yes." I said, with no hint of irony or levity.
    "OK, thanks, can you send the receptionist in?"
    And I left, telling the receptionist that the principal wanted to see her, the principal saying "close the door" as she entered.
    And I went back to class and didn't speak of it to anyone until I next saw Andy over a year later.
    Andy was a large boy. Held back multiple grades, not for smarts, but for behavior problems. People teased him for it. I was one of the few who treated him the same as I treat everyone else, so he considered me a friend. I was tiny. I entered high school at 4'10", and andy was taller than some teachers, and wider than all of them.
    He had come to me between classes and pulled me aside. We went to an empty room. He explained that he wanted to die, but if he dies by suicide, then his family wouldn't get insurance. So he was asking for help on suicide/accidents.
    I said, "well electrocutions are accidental, not suicides, and we are on the 3rd floor," and I walked to a window for effect, and threw it open. "But most of the area under the windows is grass, which would hurt and break things, but wouldnt be fatal. Also hard to make it look accidental. Let me think about it some and we'll talk after I think up some options.". I wanted him to have something to wait for, think about, so I didnt leave him suicidal next to an open wondow with hopes of being successful in his attempt.
    And that's when I went to thr principal's office.
    When he came back to school, I was worried he would be mad. He found me his first day back, and tried to apologize for putting me in that position, but failed the apology so bad he had to have been ordered to do it by a parent or therapist. But he did manage a genuine "thanks" for getting him back into the institution that day for help he needed. I was 14 or 15 at the time.
    The principal sent a kid to an institution off my word.
    But I'm sure they asked Andy first, and he would have admitted it.
    Nobody gave Andy a hard time about it, because only the teacher and me knew why he disappeared that day and wasnt back for a year. But once back, he was supposed to be more open, and he talked about it, so I had kids asking me about it from him, so figured it was no longer a secret I had to keep.
    All because the principal was trusting enough when a problem was reported to her from one of the students she knew of, but we had hardly exchanged more than a "hello" before that. It must have been early in the year. 35 years ago, that detail is gone from my memory.

    • @stevenwilson879
      @stevenwilson879 Год назад +9

      Even though you didn't know, you saved a life. Be kind to yourself. You will do it again. Unbeknownst to you. Peace.

    • @csnide6702
      @csnide6702 11 месяцев назад +5

      wow ... quite a position for a kid to be in .... good job !

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 8 месяцев назад +1

      You handled that AMAZINGLY well. That was some very quick thinking on your part!!! Good for you.
      I hope Andy is still around today and is doing OK...

    • @JocelynSteele13
      @JocelynSteele13 7 месяцев назад

      Because of you a family didn’t lose their kid! The world didn’t lose Andy! Thank you & your principal 🎉

  • @canliu7191
    @canliu7191 8 месяцев назад +2

    I see John Mulaney, I click.

  • @JohnnyWishbone85
    @JohnnyWishbone85 Год назад +27

    Not sure why Hannah Gadsby gets so much hate. Is she the greatest comic ever? No. But she’s still enjoyable and clearly a gifted writer.

    • @FemmeBaer
      @FemmeBaer 11 месяцев назад +13

      The hate towards her is mostly misogynia, homophobia and the fact that she doesnt fit the norm of how women in the business should look like. It has nothing to do with her work. She could be the best ever, but there would still be hate.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@FemmeBaer
      *misogyny
      *should look

  • @LIE11Bldg7
    @LIE11Bldg7 Год назад +2

    When teacher started LOADING UP ..😅

  • @JesusIsLord2478
    @JesusIsLord2478 Год назад +3

    As a teacher, can confirm 😂

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 7 месяцев назад +2

    she should've said "where you are in relation to the box" which might've still confused you but also might not have XD
    also chris tucker's principal sounds like my best friend's principal who once asked her "make anyone cry today?" and she said "not yet" XD

  • @YQuake
    @YQuake 10 месяцев назад +1

    The puppets at 5:15 took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @martymodus7205
    @martymodus7205 Год назад +15

    Last comedian still doesn't realize that he was the a**hole in that situation. I'm very sure I've accused the wrong student of taking before, but not unless that student had been making my life hell from being a jerk of a student countless times before that.

    • @johnmike8183
      @johnmike8183 8 месяцев назад

      Hahaha sometimes you just gotta let it be. I mean the job of a teacher is to teach and students to learn. So if the student is not doing theyre job which is learning. I believe it is up to the teacher to engange them so they can learn. I really don't understand why teachers get mad at kids doing kids stuff. Even in highschool, you all have been in highschool and you know what it feels as a student. And if you want to become a teacher, and want an easy job where all students just behave they way you want, then my bad, thats not gonna happen bro 😅. An Educators job is hard, and if you dont like that, then i would straight out say dont be one.
      Is the kid in the wrong ? Yeah, but the teacher as an adult should be correcting them, not just yelling and screaming and venting your anger when you are the adult that is suppose to guide these kids, no matter if they are right or wrong. Thats what a teacher is right ? A guide, not a yeller.

    • @JK_Clark
      @JK_Clark 2 месяца назад

      @@johnmike8183 so us ignore the other 29 students in the class, because they are doing what they should? Glad you aren't teaching my kids.

    • @johnmike8183
      @johnmike8183 2 месяца назад

      @@JK_Clark What are you implying and what dont you understand from my comment ? What do you mean by ignoring the other 29 students ?
      I'm just stating the fact that being a teacher is not an easy job. And a teacher should be someone who guide theyre student , not just yell and vent theyre anger at them.
      Do YOU want your kids to be taught by someone who just yells and vent theyre frustation at them , or do you want someone who try to guide AND understand the situation of being a teacher AND understand what being a student BECAUSE they were once sitting on those chairs as a student as well ??

  • @Morana-mori
    @Morana-mori Год назад +2

    12:07 hey that’s me! I’m one of my Spanish teacher’s “favorites” because I always get my work done on time and I guess I remind her of her younger self or something, but she trusts me with her life. Some of my guy friends sit at the table with me in Spanish and talk and goof off the whole time while I do all the group work (which I actually prefer I love working alone) and when they get yelled at to stop talking I defend them with the “they were talking about the work, I’m just writing everything because I have nice handwriting” and she almost always believes me! It’s nice being the class pet when you can use it to defend your goofball friends

  • @hannahmoren4161
    @hannahmoren4161 Год назад +9

    I ended up teaching English in Korea longer than expected. I have a newfound respect for teachers and am affirmed I never want children.

  • @KAL_EATS_THINGS
    @KAL_EATS_THINGS Год назад +1

    Hannah Gadsby is so me lol

  • @stephanieelting5013
    @stephanieelting5013 9 месяцев назад +1

    That was totally recess in the 80's! We had those big ass tires in Arizona too!

  • @nipunikalnu8645
    @nipunikalnu8645 Год назад +39

    Im willing to admit hannah gadsby is fkn hilarious. Every neuro atypical or queer ive introduced her to has had laughing fits while watching her specials.

  • @alisab4811
    @alisab4811 Месяц назад

    The quick joke at the start was perfect, like 🤯

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 Год назад +8

    13:16 Why do so many people have osmosis confused with diffusion? It's like a berenstain bears thing

    • @leaflet7738
      @leaflet7738 Год назад +2

      It’s kinda the same thing just one is through a permeable membrane. Easy mix up

    • @phoenixsplash135
      @phoenixsplash135 Год назад +1

      @@leaflet7738 one is about solvents which completely changes the definition

  • @sh-zm7xl
    @sh-zm7xl 11 месяцев назад

    Excellent Mix!

  • @amandasamson4513
    @amandasamson4513 Год назад +1

    the tires!!!! OMG!!

  • @persuisixh4804
    @persuisixh4804 8 месяцев назад +2

    I’m related to a box?

  • @IndigoIndustrial
    @IndigoIndustrial Год назад +13

    "The movement of water through a semi-permeable membrane to a place of higher solute concentration."
    Mic drop, Exit Stage Left, with Swagger.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +1

      *Mic

    • @phoenixsplash135
      @phoenixsplash135 Год назад +1

      *until equilibrium is established

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial Год назад

      @@Tonyhouse1168 🎤💧 👍

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial Год назад

      @@phoenixsplash135 When equilibrium is established, there is no "higher solute concentration" and thus no net movement.
      👍

  • @sparkle3000
    @sparkle3000 Год назад +15

    That's why teachers show videos? 😆
    Seeing your teacher drunk at a restaurant with your family is the worst!

    • @mdshoponislam8971
      @mdshoponislam8971 Год назад

      My Best wishes for your work Love and Peace to your family !😀

  • @mayamckenna
    @mayamckenna Год назад +1

    AM I MADE OF BOX lollll

  • @Doug_Hannon
    @Doug_Hannon Год назад +16

    I've asked kids in my class to answer a question when they weren't listening before... except in real life, instead of knowing what osmosis is, they couldn't tell me major plot points that had just been discussed over multiple pages in our book. And that last line is so infuriating. "I'd be listening if you were doing your job and teaching?" Just because something sounds clever doesn't magically make it true. The reason class stopped in the first place is because the teacher WAS teaching and you were NOT listening, preventing yourself and other students from paying attention to important information. Sorry... I have a kid like you in my class, so this is very triggering, lol.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 8 месяцев назад +3

      You don't know that to be true. Perhaps he had a truly shitty teacher who wasn't doing his/her job. They do exist.

    • @SupachargedGaming
      @SupachargedGaming 5 месяцев назад

      Having the unique perspective of being a problem student, and aware of the difficulties of teaching (at least in Australia)... Just because you're up there speaking doesn't mean you're teaching. You want to use the "Just because you can hear me doesn't mean you're listening"? Well that works both ways.
      Take for example reading as a group. That garbage where the teacher randomly picks students to read certain sections, until they take mercy on the poor near illiterate children, only to ask the advanced reader to take over. The advanced reader who's read several chapters ahead by this point. Of course they aren't listening.
      It's not the teachers fault entirely either, to be fair. Up to ~30 children (or more?) for one teacher is too much. You can't possibly reach every student, even if curriculum and standards allow you to.

  • @theresaellenbaum4842
    @theresaellenbaum4842 10 месяцев назад +1

    I came from a small town up north that had a tire park. Huge tires like that are positioned in different ways, but old school, and they didn't take all the nails out 😂

  • @loriar1027
    @loriar1027 8 месяцев назад +3

    Not sure about the video thing. At my school videos weren't allowed unless we got it approved in advance and it had to fit in with the overall lesson objectives.

    • @DianaDiana-dr6qv
      @DianaDiana-dr6qv 8 месяцев назад

      Most teachers barely show videos now, at least at the elementary level in my experience as a sub and instructional assistant. We watched more when I was a kid.

  • @trala9717
    @trala9717 Год назад +8

    Her move for rolling the tire shows she never really rolled one

    • @johngillespie3409
      @johngillespie3409 Год назад +2

      She wasn't funny

    • @lunaholiday8585
      @lunaholiday8585 Год назад +3

      I don’t know how she was supposed to replicate rolling down a hill in a tire without actually doing a somersault.

  • @stacia2016
    @stacia2016 Год назад

    I haven't seen the Douglas special yet. I wasn't ready. Laughing so hard I think I've injured myself

  • @keithlightminder3005
    @keithlightminder3005 Год назад +5

    Love the guys who take months preparing for a five minute presentation judge folks presenting 6-8 hours every day. Lol

  • @filthybonnet
    @filthybonnet Год назад +4

    To this day I remember when my middle school orchestra teacher exploded. He slammed his fist down on his stand and it got everyone's attention. A few seconds later he was like "I think I broke it." We all laughed at him. The next he showed up with his hand in a cast. Turns out he did break it.

  • @user-zi2eu9hd1b
    @user-zi2eu9hd1b 11 месяцев назад +2

    I was the oldest child so inbetween zoom classes i was making all my siblings snacks, lunch, giving them games, etc cause they finished their school before 9 am

    • @ca2712
      @ca2712 8 месяцев назад +1

      I do hope that your parents and siblings appreciate you!!!
      Your responsible behavior isn't always super fun but you will be a successful person in life because you are very capable ❤

  • @tdrisker2
    @tdrisker2 Год назад +8

    "What is yesterday?" I remember asking something like that also, lol smh . Who's fault fornotknowing? Me,, my teacher or my mother? Not my teacher's fault,.😢

  • @phillipphil1615
    @phillipphil1615 Год назад +2

    Osmosis.. you'll need to review the topic young man. 😊

  • @Mazoane
    @Mazoane Год назад +3

    And that explains a lot why teacher are quitting

  • @kw9568
    @kw9568 Год назад +7

    Omg!!! The guy at the end too funny!!! 😅😅😅😮😮😮

  • @joryharris8002
    @joryharris8002 Год назад +3

    Bro at the end actually explained diffusion not Osmosis. It was close, but Osmosis specifically involves H2O.

  • @Indic.Aro24
    @Indic.Aro24 Год назад +5

    whoa that last guy was frickin' relatable😂

  • @chiefjames5732
    @chiefjames5732 10 месяцев назад

    Chris Tuckers principal talking like Eddie Murphy 😭😂😂

  • @reekevp1073
    @reekevp1073 Год назад +1

    Home maid
    puppets… lol

  • @FINETHENpod
    @FINETHENpod 4 месяца назад +1

    You’re telling me Chris Tucker’s principal was Eddie Murphy?

  • @baarons93
    @baarons93 6 месяцев назад +1

    He is SAVAGE. Bring back the savage. Bring back the things you "can't say". If it couldn't be said, an audience wouldn't laugh. Life is hard for all. As we say in Jamaica" take bad thing make joke". That's how you life a long life.
    In today's world, an easy trigger means a sooner death. Natural selection. Learn to laugh. Laughter is healing.

  • @bridgez04
    @bridgez04 Год назад

    3:48 omg that is so ironic

  • @johnbryan2414
    @johnbryan2414 Год назад +7

    Amen to the 80s recess!!!! I was in a San francisco elementary school, so it was all cement but that was basically how it was. Dodge balls to the face and teacher were either fun and thought we were silly cute funny kids or the bitter lady (all women then) who detested children, which I never understood. But bloody lips and broken bones were all part of being a kid. Now, honestly, I don't know how to describe because I don't understand it

    • @brandybaker3280
      @brandybaker3280 Год назад +1

      No they sob like 2 year olds if they get a bump or paper cut now. They’re very delicate these days.

    • @jeanbean_bc
      @jeanbean_bc Год назад +3

      "Bloody lips and broken bones were all part of being a kid."
      No it's not y'all weren't okay

    • @jeanbean_bc
      @jeanbean_bc Год назад +2

      @@brandybaker3280 Yeah it's almost as if children cry if something hurts.......

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 10 дней назад

      ​@@brandybaker3280Children has always been delicate 😂 Children born in India in the 1850s are as delicate as children born in the US today. The biology hasn't changed. Am I missing something?

  • @nyekocreativity
    @nyekocreativity Год назад +2

    Its made of fucking penguin 😂😂😂

  • @whodat4124
    @whodat4124 9 месяцев назад +1

    How does Sarah Silverman get the "airbrush" look while everyone else does not?

  • @ArikaPF1
    @ArikaPF1 11 месяцев назад +2

    I feel like Hannah's stand up is for a certain type of crowd. I definitely dont mind/was able to watch 2 of her specials a while back but i can see why others wouldnt like it lol

  • @distantandvague
    @distantandvague Год назад +8

    My 7th grade English teacher was a notorious booze bag and he constantly showed up to class hungover and would play movies

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 Год назад +2

    I remember a day when my teacher lost it. Someone tried to defend someone else because she was clearly fucking psycho and she just threw her reading glasses across the room. Such a weird day.

  • @andrewcarson5850
    @andrewcarson5850 Месяц назад

    Seems most of them forgot to write a lunchline.

  • @Thedrisin155
    @Thedrisin155 5 месяцев назад

    Most teachers can drink anyone under the table. Frankly, most of us didn’t drink until after we started teaching. lol Yes, we do love our kids and we care about them. We are also human and kids will test the most dedicated teacher. God bless the educators. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @railrodemike
    @railrodemike 11 месяцев назад +2

    1957 my 1st grade sick with every dease in the books miss halfbthe school year. Measles, mumps ect. Last day of 1st grade read my report card the teacher flunked me. I went to her desk, "Mrs Sheep why you flunk me. I know my numbers, letters, how to write my name". Anyway Mrs Sheep stated, "Son I know you can write your name, know your letters and numbers. But boy I been trying to tell you for over a year. My name isnt Mrs Sheep. Its Mrs Lamb"!True story.

  • @jodywhitmarsh535
    @jodywhitmarsh535 11 месяцев назад

    My elementary school had an entire pyramid of tractor tires that were bolted together. We would gather every morning to establish some kind of daily pecking order like monkeys in a tree.

  • @mr.nguyen3222
    @mr.nguyen3222 Год назад +1

    13:20 and people clapped.

  • @WVgirl1959
    @WVgirl1959 Год назад +2

    I had a classmate who became a gym teacher.
    When he drank too much the night before, the next morning in class he would play the game "who can be the quietest"....in gym class!!
    I don't believe he was there very long because he always smelled like a brewery.

  • @bwaybitch863
    @bwaybitch863 Год назад +2

    A crime to put Hannah Gatsby's iconic box story next to mulany

  • @amberts180
    @amberts180 Год назад +4

    He was right about weight sort of but it doesn’t increase in density.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Год назад +8

    I had to watch a video of a baby being born... I guess my teacher was hungover and lost for words.. 😅

    • @mdshoponislam8971
      @mdshoponislam8971 Год назад

      My Best wishes for your work Love and Peace to your family !😀

    • @tiffakang4525
      @tiffakang4525 Год назад +1

      That was my 7th grade home economics..... we cooked and watched A Baby Story..... 0 teen pregnancies from our group. Thank you Ms. Where ever you are. ❤❤❤❤

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 11 месяцев назад

      @@tiffakang4525 Zero teen pregnancies in our group too, in fact, we had only one teen pregnancy (15), but it was in the swedish speaking school, next to my school (I'm finnish).. and I havent heard of many under 18 pregnancies in my area, ever.. so it worked pretty well, it's still the best horror movie I've ever seen..

    • @DianaDiana-dr6qv
      @DianaDiana-dr6qv 8 месяцев назад +2

      We all had to watch a birthing video in 9th grade biology class.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@DianaDiana-dr6qv we saw it in 5th grade..